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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎發生什麼事？

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‎我們還在奧妙窩漫遊嗎？

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‎還有為什麼我屁股上有藤壺？

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‎老兄，你死了五個月

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‎什麼？我們在哪裡？

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‎糟了！我們在海象島！

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‎快把沙子塞進耳朵裡！

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‎歡迎到美人魚島

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‎這個島真好

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‎我們提供天神的古酒桑格莉亞

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‎請選擇你要的美人魚

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‎真舒服

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‎再說一次，這叫什麼？

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‎這叫按摩，就像出於好意地打人

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‎很能舒緩屍僵呢

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‎咦？妳為什麼戴著那枚硬幣？

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‎通常顧客會留飾品給我們表示謝意

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‎而不是當小氣鬼

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‎我發現你們還沒給，不過隨你們啦

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‎妳們也會輕咬耳垂嗎？

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‎會，我咬過很多耳垂

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‎你們都醒醒

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‎我知道這裡是熱帶天堂

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‎但我們一定要回夢王國

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‎我要知道我爸怎樣樣

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‎荳荳，妳的耳朵怎麼全紅了？

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‎可以跟妳們借船嗎？

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‎可能正好有一艘空船

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‎我們找到的時候就是那樣了

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‎他們的生命不會被遺忘的

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‎謝謝你們每天替我的身體抹油！

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‎那是醃料，我們原本要吃掉你們

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‎對，是過得很樂

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‎很高興見到妳們！

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‎為什麼我耳朵裡有橄欖？

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‎劇名：第13章那個東西

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‎啜飲桑格莉亞
‎跟兩個麻吉划著小船…

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‎要不是已經連續划了三小時

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‎就還挺棒的

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‎對，快點划，荳荳

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‎阿福，你來怎麼樣？

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‎跟最要好的朋友
‎完全徹底的團結怎麼樣？

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‎不了，我這樣就好

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‎好，我看出有問題，怎麼了？

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‎我說我這樣就好，妳划妳的吧

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‎划呀划，划小船

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‎老兄，我才不要繼續划
‎很明顯你不高興

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‎我沒有不高興！

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‎你那口氣就像在不高興

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‎我幹嘛不高興？

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‎就因為我最好的朋友對我見死不救

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‎為了去救一個她根本不熟的女士？

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‎我不過是隨口胡說，陪妳演戲

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‎因為我剛說過，我沒有不高興！

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‎不要叫了！

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‎阿福，你別忘了

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‎為了讓你起死回生
‎親自下地獄的也是我

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‎對，我就是那個耍了你們倆
‎搞出整件事的人

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‎整件事的罪魁禍首

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‎沒錯，我很感激你們

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‎但我對發生的事還是不高興，行嗎？

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‎不行，給我高興起來！

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‎你這頑固的小討厭

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‎快感激我們為你上刀山下油鍋！

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‎我還是聽得到！閉嘴啦！

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‎我為你放棄了這麼多！
‎我放棄了…放棄了好多

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‎阿福，我真的對不起你，好不好？

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‎我在求你原諒我

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‎好啦

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‎那就好，很高興這件事解決了

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‎並沒有

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‎孤寂

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‎看什麼看？長點眼皮啦

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‎我飄夠了

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‎停！右舷外的水裡有東西！

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‎是木頭！

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‎我說過，不用每根木頭都跟我報告

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‎好吧，但這根木頭被一個女人抱著

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‎你確定那女人不是木頭嗎？

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‎這個嘛…

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‎妳是什麼人，竟然戴了皇冠？

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‎是選美皇后嗎？

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‎我看起來像選美皇后嗎？

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‎我不要回答這題

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‎傻瓜，我不是，我是…

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‎皇后，一位貨真價實的皇后

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‎船長，你想出來瞧瞧嗎？

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‎確定她不是一根木頭？

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‎-不用，我信任你
‎-是的

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‎那你還會從船長艙出來嗎？

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‎我問是因為我們已經出海八年了

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‎我們的手風琴師只會彈一首曲子

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‎哪一首？

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‎《碰！鼬鼠跑了》

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‎再彈一次

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‎整個晚上我們都困在這場霧裡

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‎-我覺得我們在兜圈子
‎-你怎麼知道？

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‎因為六小時前我掉了一根槳

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‎我們一直經過

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‎我一定神智不清了

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‎我發誓聽到世界上
‎最小的烏克麗麗琴聲

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‎是父王的小僕人非普和發普！

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‎你們好，夢王國要往哪邊走？

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‎看哪！是妳父王！

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‎父王！是我！你見到我們不高興嗎？

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‎小心！

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‎死吧，你們這批沒用的叛徒！

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‎他一定不知道是我們

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‎我來用尖銳的抖音喊

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‎索古！

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‎是我們！

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‎陛下，下面是你女兒，你在做什麼？

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‎她背叛了我

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‎跟她邪惡的母后同夥

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‎把全國變成石頭

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‎然後一走了之！

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‎不准她踏進這王國一步！

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‎連樂趣碼頭都不准去

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‎對，有一次他們想把我做成玉米熱狗

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‎不管怎樣，你不能一直對他們丟石頭

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‎哈囉，荳荳、阿福、路西

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‎父王，夠了！
‎你已經殺掉非普和發普了！

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‎-我殺了非普？
‎-還有發普！

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‎我可憐又可愛的非普啊

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‎別這樣，父王，理智點

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‎不要！

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‎我們快點離開
‎不然螃蟹就會把他夾醒了

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‎我在水底時，有很多時間沉思

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‎-妳沉了很久嗎？
‎-對，謝謝

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‎我發現，讓我浮不起來的不只是錨

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‎聽父母安排，嫁給肥胖自私的丈夫

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‎滿是白癡的混亂王國

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‎他們全都囚禁著我

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‎我那單純的小女生夢想

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‎想當最偉大兩棲戰士，如今在哪呢？

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‎夢想還在，還在烏娜的三顆心裡

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‎你們難道沒有小女生夢想嗎？

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‎是有幾個

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‎那就要把握現在！還在等什麼？

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‎船長從來不下命令

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‎你們是海盜

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‎那裡有一艘毫無抵抗力的富有商船

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‎哈囉，朋友們

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‎妳不是夢王國的瘋狂蜥蜴皇后嗎？

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‎我是無國界的瘋狂蜥蜴皇后啦！

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‎現在連我僅存的一絲尊嚴

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‎都蕩然無存了

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‎要去哪？

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‎問個蠢問題

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‎但我不在的時候，這裡出了什麼事？

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‎天啊，我不禁覺得這都是我的錯

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‎我是讓維京人佔領了王國

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‎偷了我奶奶的下巴

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‎又醉醺醺地把幼兒園裡的娃娃掉包

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‎但這件事最大條

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‎還記得我們亂搞妳父王的蛋糕嗎？

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‎那時真美好

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‎荳荳，妳父王一定會原諒妳

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‎他是講理的人

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‎（烘焙店）

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‎妳這叛徒！我永遠不會原諒妳！

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‎快滾出我的荒蕪國！

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‎小心！是黑麥麵包！

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‎還有可爽麵包！

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‎其實應該是唸可頌…

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‎是西薇亞！我們在天堂見過

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‎人好好，種族歧視好重

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‎唉呀，就連要埋葬
‎過世奶奶的這一家人都比我家人幸福

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‎瘋子父王、邪惡母后
‎還有爬蟲類的繼母

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‎妳那位蜥蜴繼母現在過得不錯喔

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‎恭喜，我的手下！

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‎搶到了什麼？

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‎精美蕾絲、金幣和異國香料

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‎能讓妳從舌頭到屁眼都感到愉悅

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‎看哪！國王用甜椒粉當贖金！

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‎我們可以做好多惡魔蛋

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‎妳好厲害，真懂得指使大家

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‎我可是在夢王國指使過人

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‎夢王國？

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‎是船長！

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‎嗨！

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‎船長是精靈？

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‎向夢王國出航！

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‎我認識的每樣東西、每個人都不見了

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‎除了妳的神經病父王

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‎但他若要過來
‎我們從上面這裡就能看到

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‎錯

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‎荳荳，妳為什麼沒走？
‎我已經好言相請了

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‎-什麼？你向我們丟各種石頭耶
‎-還有一隻豬

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‎我早該知道妳會變成妳母后那樣

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‎父王，我跟她不一樣，她是瘋子

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‎妳有一半像她，一半是瘋子

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‎還有一半像你，所以好極了

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‎我是百分之百的瘋子

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‎但我不是，我只是做自己

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‎我特地回來幫你

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‎我怎麼知道妳不會又背叛我

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‎像上次那樣跟她一起溜走？

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‎母后耍了我們兩個

201
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,708
‎拜託，我求你信任我，把十字弓給我

202
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,618
‎我怎麼知道妳不會拿來射我？

203
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,247
‎父王，看著我的眼睛

204
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,003
‎我看起來像會射你嗎？

205
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,335
‎父王！

206
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,551
‎你們快幫我，他太重了

207
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,643
‎我吃了兩星期的石頭

208
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,469
‎父王，重的不是石頭

209
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,516
‎現在你相信我了吧？

210
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,475
‎信了

211
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:15,113
‎我剛才是說，歡迎回家

212
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,123
‎到底是怎麼回事？現在不是入侵季節

213
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,997
‎剩七和十號技術球，漂亮！

214
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,217
‎精靈？

215
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,894
‎但唯一離開過精靈林的另一個精靈…

216
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,893
‎是阿離，可怕的海盜阿離

217
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,227
‎我想你們都認識我的大副

218
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,687
‎你好，索古

219
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,824
‎哈囉，不知感激的黃鼠狼女

220
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,401
‎我對她的真心只換來絕情背叛

221
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,322
‎嗨，烏娜

222
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,161
‎乖乖，會是真的嗎？

223
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,372
‎聽好，皇后

224
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,497
‎我們都有想要的東西
‎來打個交易？

225
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,594
‎成交

226
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,248
‎多年來從沒人聽我的話

227
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,757
‎即便我是全王國唯一幼兒園畢業的人

228
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,890
‎但你以為我回來
‎就為了表現我比你強嗎？

229
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,178
‎沒錯！

230
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,007
‎這裡的所有人都變成石頭了

231
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,019
‎現在你們只能仰賴烏娜

232
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,139
‎只要把我的船裝滿珠寶

233
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,897
‎那個漂亮飾品就歸你們了

234
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,569
‎動作要快，老刺快口渴了

235
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,899
‎老渴快刺人了

236
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,654
‎是永恆之墜

237
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,156
‎如果能得到阿離的血
‎就能用來救全王國

238
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,830
‎他是純種精靈

239
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:51,793
‎好，我或許不是純種精靈
‎但至少我會說悄悄話

240
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,872
‎我們同意你們的條件

241
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,288
‎隨你們要什麼都行

242
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,837
‎我所有的金銀財寶都是你們的

243
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,836
‎財寶！

244
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,262
‎我們已經沒有金銀財寶了

245
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,471
‎我們只能見招拆招，走一步算一步

246
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,473
‎狂克維茲就是這樣

247
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,725
‎我的小糕糕，我好想妳！

248
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,725
‎很公道

249
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,526
‎我以為你跟皇后
‎從此過著幸福快樂的生活

250
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,821
‎烏娜寶貝

251
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,236
‎妳才是我的主后，忘了她

252
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,833
‎妳和我共度過這麼多年

253
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,289
‎我們同床共枕

254
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,871
‎我們可以重建這個王國

255
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,874
‎重建我們的婚姻

256
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,285
‎王國可以

257
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,383
‎婚姻不太可以，我要離婚

258
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,709
‎別這樣嘛，心肝
‎我們再想辦法

259
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:41,796
‎我可以改頭換面

260
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,471
‎不只換掉這件臭袍子
‎全身上下都換掉

261
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,470
‎我們根本不熟，我想要展翅翱翔

262
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,807
‎妳有翅膀？我們果真不熟

263
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,441
‎抱歉這裡很亂

264
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,485
‎我沒想到會有客人

265
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,823
‎充塞著絕望的氣氛

266
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,447
‎錯，應該說是單身男人
‎斯巴達生活的凌亂

267
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,212
‎博查克人搶走了我們值錢的財寶

268
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,634
‎石頭襪子？這哪叫財寶

269
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,675
‎我以為那液體
‎只會把活的東西變成石頭？

270
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,470
‎妳不瞭解我的襪子

271
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,603
‎我要的是更有價值的東西
‎才不是這個跳蚤市集

272
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,182
‎你去搜城堡其他地方

273
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,767
‎我來搜城堡下面

274
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,694
‎荳荳，別擔心，我來處理

275
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,942
‎阿福，你去處理，你是精靈

276
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,404
‎我？怎麼處理？

277
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,824
‎我的地牢裡肯定還有些財寶

278
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:52,155
‎阿福，不如你帶船長去看看吧？

279
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,372
‎你們兩個精靈多聊聊？

280
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,423
‎你到了下面就把他敲昏
‎把他推進一口箱子

281
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,090
‎上吧，小娘砲

282
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,667
‎阿離，我非常欽佩你的成就

283
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,836
‎-離開嗎？
‎-對

284
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,546
‎真是大師

285
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,738
‎（這些是人類骸骨，不是木琴）

286
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,753
‎不會吧

287
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,253
‎但果真是

288
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,017
‎我下不了手

289
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,810
‎我應該要把你推進一口箱子

290
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,273
‎我們才能偷你的血
‎讓夢王國的民眾甦醒過來

291
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,645
‎但我實在…我下不了手

292
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,993
‎精靈永遠不該互相施暴

293
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,028
‎是你說的！

294
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,446
‎我給你一個選擇

295
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,869
‎你不幫我，我就砸爛你的臉

296
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,543
‎我已經經歷過幾次
‎完全相同的抉擇了？

297
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,633
‎這一次，我要選擇幫你

298
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,712
‎抱歉，我以為你會說另一個

299
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,588
‎烏娜，真對不起，我完全誤會了妳

300
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,387
‎我全都原諒妳

301
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,311
‎但不原諒妳偷我的毒品
‎以後不可以了

302
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,636
‎你的小朋友把你的計畫全說了

303
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,227
‎你想綁架我，榨乾我的血

304
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,312
‎你這隻下流狗

305
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,016
‎他竟然說了

306
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,226
‎根本就沒有財寶，我要殺光你們全部

307
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,322
‎等一下，請聽我說

308
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,784
‎我們沒騙你，這裡有財寶

309
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,825
‎組成夢王國的人民就是財寶

310
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,500
‎有了你的血，就能恢復夢王國的光榮

311
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,710
‎你就能得到想要的財富和繁榮

312
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,712
‎全王國都任你驅策

313
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,795
‎想要英勇的士兵為你打仗嗎？

314
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,470
‎這一個例子不好，但這一個可以

315
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,510
‎這一個會開最古怪的派對

316
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,261
‎查斯，你有沒有被查斯耍過？

317
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,388
‎超好玩的

318
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,644
‎你怎麼說？

319
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,265
‎你需要精靈的血

320
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,112
‎我的小小身軀
‎連這庭院裡的人都救不了

321
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,439
‎更別提你們的整個王國了

322
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,614
‎但我會去精靈林勸其他精靈

323
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,572
‎幫忙讓你的人民甦醒

324
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,124
‎只要你們幫我一件事

325
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,580
‎真有必要這樣？

326
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,666
‎有，一定要讓精靈看到
‎你已經不構成威脅

327
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,672
‎你一定要展現出你已經改頭換面

328
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,514
‎我們精靈很會原諒和遺忘

329
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,801
‎看哪！我就是死在這裡，記得嗎？

330
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,973
‎我們到了！

331
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,432
‎好好看個飽

332
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,190
‎我活捉了精靈的仇敵
‎夢王國的索古國王！

333
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,145
‎他來彌補過錯了！

334
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,619
‎朋友們，今天我站在大家面前

335
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,995
‎祈求你們的原諒

336
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,420
‎絞刑開始！

337
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,285
‎不好意思，我以為你說完了

338
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,297
‎你先說完，然後我再說

339
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,425
‎幾個月前，有一群壞士兵

340
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,929
‎可能是夢王國派出來的

341
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,432
‎他們誤打誤撞
‎攻擊了你們驕傲渺小的王國…

342
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,184
‎絞刑開…

343
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,476
‎不好意思，又來了

344
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,099
‎如果能夠收回，我很願意

345
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,478
‎因為那樣不對

346
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,898
‎而且我也沒有得到好下場

347
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,322
‎現在我需要你們幫忙

348
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,911
‎求求你們接受我最謙卑的歉意

349
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,738
‎-繼續說
‎-我說完了

350
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,373
‎抱歉，我沒在聽

351
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,252
‎-絞刑開始！
‎-陛下，請容我說句話

352
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,423
‎我們為何要幫這些奸詐的人類呢？

353
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,134
‎他們讓我們受的苦還不夠嗎？

354
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,425
‎如果我說他們有我們要的東西呢？

355
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,968
‎我終於找到了尋覓多年的東西？

356
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,890
‎你是說你找到了…

357
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,682
‎很可能，就是那個東西

358
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,490
‎我從來沒想過風光的會是阿福

359
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,115
‎廢物才吹口哨

360
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,292
‎我喜歡用哼的

361
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,461
‎說好的免費餅乾…

362
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,680
‎我為什麼會在這個爛王國工作？

363
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,181
‎哦，這下窘了

364
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,353
‎完成一個，還有六千多個

365
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,362
‎…逃命啊！

366
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,703
‎我重複，快逃命…

367
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,783
‎一切安好！

368
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,293
‎寶貝，妳怎麼說？準備正式來簽嗎？

369
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,552
‎索古，我以為你不會開口了呢

370
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,548
‎（索古國王-烏娜皇后）

371
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,720
‎離婚！

372
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,799
‎我們過了一段好日子，索小古

373
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,814
‎是啊，還記得我們新婚第一個晚上…

374
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,928
‎戴瑞克！

375
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,727
‎給你，是美味的空中雞喔

376
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,765
‎海鷗的味道比鵜鶘好

377
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,938
‎鴿子太難嚼了，但真的很好抓

378
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,448
‎戴瑞克寶貝，別再說鳥事了

379
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,070
‎說說我們剛才提到的離婚吧

380
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,575
‎知道我沒有你們兩個那麼無可救藥
‎我輕鬆多了

381
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,248
‎你們想吃鸚鵡還是八色鳥？

382
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,126
‎現在是我脫離海盜生活的時候

383
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,209
‎我已經決定留在夢王國

384
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,465
‎這裡是精靈真正命運之所繫

385
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,968
‎但誰來當我們的船長呢？

386
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,470
‎你們會有新船長

387
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,351
‎這個強人會發號施令

388
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,928
‎作風冷酷果斷

389
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,064
‎閉嘴，我來接任

390
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,322
‎媽咪要去工作了

391
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,648
‎但我隔週的週末都會來接你，好嗎？

392
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,735
‎下次要我帶什麼給你？

393
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:45,994
‎我要小丑衣

394
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,533
‎好啊，要是我們攻下一艘小丑船
‎我就拿一件

395
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,259
‎荳荳，想一起來嗎？

396
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,261
‎衝動瘋女孩應該派得上用場

397
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,138
‎我想我在這裡的事情夠多了

398
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,568
‎父王，海裡的魚多得是

399
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,704
‎我才不會再娶魚女人

400
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,458
‎你好像需要開懷笑笑，魔法師！

401
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,377
‎沒用吧？他只會說山羊的笑話

402
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,131
‎那哪是女士，是我的山羊

403
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,641
‎不會吧！

404
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,516
‎謝了，孩子，妳總是知道我需要什麼

405
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,476
‎-糟了！
‎-怎麼了，父王？

406
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,194
‎烏娜把鑰匙拿走了

407
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‎字幕翻譯： 韓宜辰