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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎溫暖醺然的好眠
‎現在開始暈頭轉向了

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‎穿褲裝的公主滾過來了，大家讓路

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‎不知道她有多能撐，退後

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‎你給我穿上酒鬼袍？

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‎對不起，公主，是妳老爸的命令

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‎他認為讓妳丟臉，妳就會清醒

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‎當然了，公開受辱
‎只會導致更多犯罪行為

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‎你的時髦酒桶困不住我

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‎慘了！

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‎有我味道的水，一杯15分錢

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‎小妞！這是我的地盤！

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‎繼續滾吧！快！

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‎有我味道的水，一杯15分錢

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‎來嚐嚐我的屁屁唷！

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‎陛下，今天下午課到的稅

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‎比早上更令人嘆為觀止

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‎自從我花了一大筆錢建造金庫

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‎現在我們終於有錢可以放進去了

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‎荳荳，妳汲取到教訓了嗎？

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‎你心知肚明，我從你那裡
‎是永遠學不到教訓的

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‎這話太精闢了，連我都說不出來

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‎閉嘴，奧德沃

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‎我受夠你總是擋在我跟父王之間

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‎陛下，要不要我擋在你們之間？

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‎木桶片來了

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‎我也受夠了你把我當成

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‎能夠逼迫我就範的二等公民

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‎這些是我們向精靈強索來的錢

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‎我沒生氣，但你來得真不湊巧

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‎大家再見

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‎你真差勁，我不理你了

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‎沒對準，太慢！

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‎劇名：第16章
‎夢王國劫案

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‎我需要啤酒！

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‎閉嘴！路西正要跟蒙波斯比腕力

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‎贏的可以拿下整間酒吧

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‎數到三就開始，準備好嗎？

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‎一、二、三

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‎好耶！

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‎路西萬歲，我們的酒吧新老闆！

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‎路西，你打賭贏了，而且幾乎沒作弊

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‎我一直想慢慢毒死人

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‎喝吧，墮落的人！

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‎我恨索古！

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‎索古下台！

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‎他比五年前嚇唬我們的浣熊還糟糕

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‎發出噓聲的怎麼都是小朋友？

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‎沒什麼，索古向精靈課稅
‎弄得他們都快餓死了

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‎但沒關係
‎妳還是說說妳的公主煩惱吧

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‎他以為自己可以為所欲為！

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‎國王就是這樣

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‎他不過是惡霸和小偷

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‎他只是把錢囤積在那個蠢金庫

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‎要是有人把錢從他那裡偷走
‎不知他會有何感想？

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‎道上風聲說妳得把錢偷出那個蠢金庫

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‎我叫阿騙，對偷東西頗有一套

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‎我的零錢包！你身手真好

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‎-這是妳的鞋
‎-哇！你還幫我擦亮了？

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‎我是精靈，我和幾個朋友什麼都會修

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‎鞋子、皮帶、經濟不公、拖鞋

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‎我介紹妳認識他們

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‎搶劫城堡可不像
‎平常在窗邊偷別人的派

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‎我們需要專家

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‎這位是柴火大師阿柴

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‎我的人生就是火焰和消化不良

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‎這位是世界上最強壯的精靈雪力

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‎我的內心也很強壯

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‎我是單親媽媽，獨自撫養兩個寶貝

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‎這位是柔身術之王阿彈

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‎好噁心

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‎這位是野獸溝通師阿拍

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‎我拍拍手，野獸就知道誰是老大

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‎無論什麼狀況，我們都有相應之人

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‎哇，你說服我了

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‎只要你們沒有阿叛

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‎我們不拿阿叛開玩笑

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‎（皇家起司洞和黴菌室）

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‎準備好，來吧

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‎（警告：禁止在錢幣堆裡打滾）

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‎（路西的地獄吧）

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‎來，醃瓜妹，一杯熱調奶

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‎祝妳嗆到！

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‎你收巧克力幣嗎？我只剩下這些了

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‎被人類佔便宜了？好慘

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‎我看看，今日匯率

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‎一索古是70巧克力幣

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‎你這麼瘦小，想喝點什麼？

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‎一杯如假包換的惡魔口水？

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‎威士忌，要三份

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‎好耶，終於有精靈點了真正的酒

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‎朋友，喝了會讓你長胸毛喔

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‎我說錯了什麼？

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‎精靈是不長體毛的

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‎往好處想，我們隨時都可以穿比基尼

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‎鮮蝦雞尾酒會讓我醉嗎？

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‎我就會

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‎喔，老天

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‎荳荳，今天有沒有發生什麼事？

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‎什麼都行

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‎跟平常沒什麼兩樣

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‎但我在鎮上看到馬戲團

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‎滿酷的

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‎所以我在密謀…我是說我在計畫…

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‎我是說，我只是在想

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‎也許我們可以請馬戲團來這裡表演？

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‎我不知道耶，看馬戲團很耗注意力的

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‎我們可以請我的大鍵琴團隊表演

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‎大鍵琴貓秀！

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‎不！我是說，也許下星期

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‎馬戲團只在鎮上待到明天

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‎大鍵琴貓秀一直都在

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‎因為牠們只是住在大鍵琴裡的貓

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‎我選擇馬戲團

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‎至於大鍵琴，我們把它砍成兩半

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‎天啊，真的要動手？

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‎我們要偷妳父王的錢？

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‎荳荳，我不能去坐牢

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‎別擔心，我們不會去坐牢的

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‎如果被抓到，他會先把我們殺了

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‎只要保持冷靜就沒事了

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‎接著要彈的下一首曲子是

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‎《給大鍵琴與三隻煩躁貓的
‎G大調奏鳴曲》

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‎（歡迎精靈，路西的地獄吧）

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‎我想告訴各位，你們糟糕透頂

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‎你不給小費，老闆是混球

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‎打烊時間！你們這群混蛋都出去！

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‎希望還有打烊演奏會，我想旁聽

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‎我不愛聽音樂

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‎這是城堡藍圖

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‎我父王太肥
‎一被門卡住就會重新裝潢

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‎好吧

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‎通往金庫的唯一辦法
‎就是走這條戒備森嚴的走道

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‎就在寶座室的正下方，這裡

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‎再越過陷阱密佈的護城河

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‎通過這扇有守衛且上了鎖的巨門

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‎然後進入金庫

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‎如圖所示

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‎聽說這裡有最現代的警報系統

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‎然後，我們就可以把錢拿出來了

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‎我不知道，這藍圖好像顛倒了

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‎別擔心

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‎妳只要讓我們通過城堡的警衛

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‎剩下的就交給我們

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‎之後我們再回來這裡會合

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‎警衛算什麼，最難的是繞過我父王吧

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‎懂嗎？因為他塊頭很大？

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‎他…就像個大胖子

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‎我開玩笑的，我一緊張就說笑話

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‎其實我還滿害怕的

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‎別擔心，親愛的

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‎我們是同一陣線，我們支持妳

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‎妳敢搞砸，我馬上就洩妳的底

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‎天啊，馬戲團進城堡了！

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‎我們的肥屁股都不必挪動耶

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‎我要把看到的一切都配上旁白

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‎父王，安靜，要開始了

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‎別擔心，不到一小時，我們就出去了

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‎但我的記憶會維持一輩子

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‎歡迎來到阿騙大師的障眼馬戲團！

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‎準備目酣神醉、目眩神馳
‎我敢說還會，出其不意？

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‎因為今夜是特殊的一夜！

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‎我們的節目專門為國王設計

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‎哦，是滿不錯的

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‎太誇張了吧？

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‎就是這麼誇張！

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‎那邊那個人！

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‎開始！

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‎沒打中…

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‎好噁心

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‎好像有點沒精打采？

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‎他沒其他人那麼有才華

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‎也許他是個表親

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‎（不要摸我）

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‎一切順利，只出了點差錯，阿拍死了

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‎-什麼？
‎-就是啊！他們怎麼做到的？

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‎阿拍怎麼了？天啊！

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‎沒事啦，沒問題

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‎不，有問題！有人死了！

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‎你怎能這麼冷靜？

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‎我已經變成這樣的人了

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‎是妳讓我變成這樣的

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‎妳讓我們惹上各式各樣
‎有生命危險的事件

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‎我的身體早已不識恐懼為何物

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‎-荳荳，跑回樓上去吧
‎-可是…

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‎快點

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‎-媞亞碧安妮
‎-慘了

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‎請解釋妳在這裡做什麼

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‎還有他們，和那個躺在地上的人

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‎快說

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‎我要拿鈴鐺了

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‎那個…好吧

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‎是這樣的…我想告訴你

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‎就是…對不起！

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‎妳的道歉聽起來不太有誠意

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‎唉呀，跑太遠了

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‎妳從來沒見過這種景象吧？了不起！

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‎所以你現在喜歡精靈了？

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‎怎能不喜歡呢？好厲害！

200
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,397
‎荳荳，這場表演讓我想到

201
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,690
‎我不該向可憐的精靈收這麼重的稅

202
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,895
‎他們不是本王國的負擔，而是開心果

203
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,486
‎所以我要把錢全數還給他們

204
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,083
‎慢著，什麼？

205
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,988
‎我以為我是出於善意而做壞事

206
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,828
‎但其實我只是在做壞事而已，懂嗎？

207
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,085
‎對，我很了解，請容我失陪一下

208
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,505
‎喂！

209
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,469
‎我父王想把錢全部還給精靈！

210
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,261
‎我們要取消行動！

211
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,046
‎慢著，這到底是怎麼回事？

212
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:11,057
‎公主，其實我們才不在乎臭精靈

213
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,233
‎我們是山精

214
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,228
‎你們是偽裝的？為什麼？

215
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022
‎我們行走江湖，招搖撞騙

216
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,476
‎我偷聽到妳在酒吧說的話時

217
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,066
‎就知道這會是我們最驚天動地的騙局

218
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,781
‎不好意思，我要上樓表演壓軸戲了

219
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,494
‎妳和妳這邊這位小朋友看不到
‎真是可惜

220
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,493
‎雪力？

221
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,285
‎你們會付出代價的，你們這些小…

222
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,956
‎啊，妳的力氣真大

223
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,053
‎謝謝，我飽經風霜

224
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,680
‎-荳荳？
‎-什麼事，阿福？

225
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,338
‎有一次我惹上麻煩

226
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,560
‎爸爸阿福把我綁成這樣，然後…

227
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,102
‎他就打我的小屁屁

228
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,443
‎你幹嘛現在講這個？

229
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‎各位觀眾，感謝欣賞

230
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,450
‎希望你們喜歡今晚的演出

231
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,696
‎三、二、一！

232
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,190
‎別讓這件事玷污了表演藝術的好名聲

233
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,237
‎荳荳和阿福呢？

234
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,123
‎他們臨陣脫逃了

235
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,580
‎我就知道，這年頭誰都不能信任哪

236
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,099
‎這場壓軸戲真是精彩

237
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,524
‎聽聽那些鈴聲，整座城堡都好高興

238
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,316
‎媞亞碧安妮，每位公主都夢想這一刻

239
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,276
‎能被英俊的騎士打救

240
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,371
‎妳的這一刻就是現在了

241
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,195
‎你想說這句話等了多久？

242
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,077
‎兩週，我一直在上撩妹課程

243
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,245
‎老兄，快幫我鬆綁啦

244
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,173
‎好

245
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,007
‎好，這是最後一批了，還真重

246
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,088
‎這筆錢可以幫助很多精靈

247
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,723
‎對，重點就是幫助精靈

248
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,261
‎我對自己的識人之明深以為傲

249
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,354
‎我看得出你是好人，阿騙

250
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,015
‎對，你也是很好的…

251
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,063
‎你到底是什麼？蟻熊嗎？

252
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,940
‎放心，我們一定會好好運用這筆錢

253
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,685
‎有空再來坐吧？

254
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,540
‎不！他們逃了？他們逃了！

255
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,083
‎是啊，有好多袋錢

256
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,838
‎真不敢相信那輛馬車裝得下

257
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,210
‎壞…

258
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,627
‎人…

259
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,053
‎他們…

260
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,511
‎天啊，我是騎馬來的

261
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,175
‎怎麼我喘得像跑來一樣？

262
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,433
‎他們往哪個方向走的？
‎也許我們追得上

263
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,305
‎對！我們要砍下他們的頭

264
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,602
‎遊行示眾，殺雞儆猴！

265
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,312
‎天啊

266
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,766
‎沒必要，他們已經走遠了

267
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,690
‎對，我打賭此時此刻

268
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,987
‎他們都好整以暇
‎放聲嘲笑你們這群廢物呢

269
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,494
‎他在嘲笑我們嗎？

270
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,954
‎對，但他講話時一手插腰
‎通常在發表意見

271
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,446
‎拜託這是有道理的

272
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,207
‎對，他們笑個不停，直到發現…

273
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,126
‎“只融你口”？

274
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,425
‎不！

275
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:17,929
‎我偷偷把他們的金幣
‎用巧克力幣掉包了

276
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,933
‎什麼？你怎麼知道？

277
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,642
‎荳荳，那些金幣外表看起來是一樣的

278
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,857
‎只要咬破包裝金紙，就很明顯了

279
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,779
‎我是說，你怎麼知道他們在耍我們？

280
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,278
‎隨便一個好的調酒師
‎都知道精靈絕對不會點烈酒

281
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,452
‎威士忌，要三份

282
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,121
‎然後還有精靈跟你說他不愛音樂？

283
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,740
‎我不愛聽音樂

284
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,287
‎我裝作沒事
‎但心裡卻想：“什麼？”

285
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,922
‎後來，我在收工前掃廁所

286
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,790
‎酒吧界都稱掃廁所為“副業”

287
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,877
‎我發現洗手台有把刮鬍刀
‎上面還有胸毛

288
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,344
‎猜猜最後一個用廁所的是誰？

289
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,221
‎那又怎樣？

290
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,723
‎精靈不長體毛的！

291
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,306
‎所以我才不在更衣室沖澡

292
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,143
‎碰！那時我就明白了

293
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,557
‎那些人不是精靈

294
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,305
‎-而是小矮人
‎-是山精

295
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,436
‎但我還是猜中他們在耍妳

296
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,186
‎所以我把金幣掉包了

297
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,659
‎全在這裡了，除了上面少了幾袋

298
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,740
‎服務費

299
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,865
‎太好了！路西，你是英雄！

300
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,292
‎沒有啦

301
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,290
‎他不太能接受讚美，我們跳過吧

302
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,583
‎得把錢送給精靈，動作要快

303
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,137
‎偷混蛋的錢！救濟愛哭鬼！

304
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,561
‎閉嘴！

305
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,979
‎我不想別人知道錢是怎樣得來的

306
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:49,858
‎對…愛哭鬼個個有份！
‎索古國王退稅了！

307
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:56,398
‎索古萬歲！

308
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,406
‎陛下，我有要事稟報

309
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,028
‎現在不行，我備受愛戴耶

310
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,986
‎看看下面的子民
‎多愛戴他們慷慨的國王

311
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,207
‎我為人民做了善事，我真是好國王

312
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,829
‎可是你什麼也沒做

313
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,626
‎你只是看馬戲團表演

314
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,205
‎奧德沃，去拿酒桶來

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