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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎妳要是無話可說…

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‎天啊！現在幾點了？

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‎凌晨三點，沒救了

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‎真好，你還沒睡

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‎我一直都醒著，已經好幾週睡不著了

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‎人家說吃火雞能助眠
‎我吃兩隻了也沒用

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‎妳怎麼還不睡？

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‎又做了有母后、你和我的夢

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‎我一直想說話，卻發不出聲音

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‎是妳嘴巴被縫起來
‎還是根本沒嘴巴？

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‎我甚至沒嘴巴！你怎麼這麼熟？

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‎這裡叫夢王國是有原因的

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‎這座城堡就有辦法讓夢境更有力量

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‎妳躲不了夢境

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‎但可以停止做惡夢

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‎只要解開造成惡夢的問題就好

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‎真希望你醒著的時候
‎也能一直這麼有智慧

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‎我只是出去透透氣，我睡不著

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‎我一直作怪夢，夢裡我的嘴巴…

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‎酷

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‎（路西的地獄吧
‎打烊，回家吧，廢物）

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‎打烊了？可是我有想壓抑的感受啊

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‎（詩歌倉庫）

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‎（夢王國大麻配藥房）

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‎（貝雷特帽與邦哥鼓雜貨行）

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‎（葛楚的史坦）

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‎（緊繃咖啡館）

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‎好，夢王國的政治情況

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‎真的讓我摸不著頭腦

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‎先是王國裡的每個人都變成石頭

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‎然後我們又恢復原狀

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‎從那時候起我就一直想再嗨一次

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‎是熱的！

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‎本來就該是熱的

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‎又熱又苦的啤酒？

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‎這是咖啡，是新飲料

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‎有點像茶，但更濃而且後勁更強

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‎會讓我忘記煩惱嗎？

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‎不會，但會妨礙妳成長

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‎我23歲了，但還是可以點兒童餐

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‎告訴蜜莉妳有什麼煩惱

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‎蜜莉，妳好眼熟

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‎我還有一份工作

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‎不過那裡的人太自我中心了
‎從來不會注意到我

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‎我們本來是要談妳吧？

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‎但那全是騙術！

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‎我母后嫁給父王
‎只是為了要生下我

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‎她背叛了我們倆

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‎但我還是好傷心，因為她是我母后

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‎我父王他簡直不…

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‎妳瞧，就是這樣多數人才只喝一兩杯

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‎承認她的存在

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‎但對我來說
‎我一直做那種惡夢…

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‎因為妳把感受都悶在心裡，瞭嗎？

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‎我還能怎麼做？

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‎表達出來，妳都做什麼事尋開心？

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‎-我…
‎-喝醉酒除外

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‎我…不對，我那樣是因為我喝醉了

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‎我…不對，我那樣是為了要喝醉

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‎我樂於接受建議

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‎有藝術、音樂和穿自製的怪衣服

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‎-對了，她是茱蒂
‎-妳好

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‎基本上只要能讓妳釐清情感
‎療癒傷痛的都行

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‎創造力

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‎創造力？

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‎看看周遭吧，這些人都在表達自我

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‎真的很了不起，但我沒有一技之長…

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‎-妳有手嗎？
‎-有

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‎-妳會拿筆嗎？
‎-會

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‎那妳就是作家

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‎而且我在喝酒方面已經拔得頭籌了

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‎劇名：第18章
‎在她筆下

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‎我們要寫什麼？

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‎寫點私人的東西
‎但我想你留下來看也沒關係

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‎開始了

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‎“小時候，我偷聽到父王和…”

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‎-不好
‎-怎樣？

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‎不，沒什麼，我本來想說話的

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‎但後來又想
‎“唉呀，反正也彌補不了”

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‎所以妳繼續寫好了

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‎哪裡不對？

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‎其實沒有什麼不對

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‎只是寫得很爛，但妳繼續

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‎別說了！

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‎妳確定用那個詞沒錯？

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‎妳把“困惑”嫁接到“嫁接”上了

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‎那樣好困惑，可是…

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‎我也不喜歡那一段

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‎慢著！我們是妳的死忠粉絲！

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‎不要推了！別這樣！

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‎我可以幫妳！聽過作家的惡魔吧？

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‎我也可以幫忙！

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‎別這樣，我沒什麼好批評的

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‎不過這扇門還真醜

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‎作家有惡魔嗎？

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‎對，多數人都有幾十隻

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‎惡魔會幫他們寫作？

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‎當然，我們也會引發憂鬱症
‎自我懷疑、失眠

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‎自殺和毒癮，作家的人生囉

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‎我不知道

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‎反正妳也不是作家

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‎誰會關心妳對自己
‎平凡卑微的生活有什麼話好說

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‎去你的！我就是作家！

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‎好，你可以留下

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‎這個開頭不錯
‎但如果想當真正的作家

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‎妳就需要把故事拖延一點

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‎妳得看看這人的故事

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‎跟妳的很像，但是精采多了

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‎知道怎樣可以靈感泉湧嗎？

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‎好好睡上一大覺

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‎對，好主意

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‎不行！

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‎再為藝術受點苦
‎妳就能當稱職的作家了

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‎“精靈感到沮喪，鼻子無聲地皺了皺

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‎在夕陽下閃閃發亮

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‎紫得像踢傷了的腳趾”

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‎什麼是紫色的？鼻子還是夕陽？

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‎我也搞不清楚了！

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‎誰在乎他鼻子的反應？討厭死了

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‎妳有沒有想過
‎寫寫情色童話同人小說？

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‎寫了一大堆，我只是想描述事情經過

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‎那就寫劇本

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‎你是說單人劇？

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‎才不是！我在幫妳發展事業
‎又不是要摧毀它

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‎儘管吃吧！

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‎妳這麼努力
‎配吃第六個肉桂捲的

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‎這一幕…這一幕特別難

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‎你看，我不確定要怎麼…

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‎父王！

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‎你向母后求婚時…

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‎他們為什麼在拔鬱金香？

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‎我要做一個射箭場

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‎我想要做一種站著不動就能玩的運動

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‎很好

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‎好，你有次說過跟母后的求婚經過…

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‎我不記得了

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‎我根本都還沒問啊

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‎過去的都過去了

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‎我可沒興趣再溫習一遍

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‎可是黛格瑪20年來
‎是你我人生的一部分

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‎我們不能假裝事情從沒發生過

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‎我是國王！我想怎樣就怎樣！

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‎比方說躲進工具小屋等我走掉？

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‎也許

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‎我不需要別人幫忙

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‎這是我的親身經歷

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‎這是我的一部分，我要照實寫出來

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‎妻子，妳傷害了我
‎妳的心彷彿被冰擄住了

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‎擄住我的是凌駕於
‎世間瑣碎俗氣顧慮的目標

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‎“汝無非是落馬之騎士

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‎陷入浩瀚征戰，渾不知所為何來”

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‎“戰敗不過是一己之死

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‎真心換絕情之痛有如遍體鱗傷”

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‎“從右方退場，此幕結束”

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‎厲害！平庸到中等天才的傷心之作

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‎的確是一部高潮迭起的力作

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‎從來沒人准我坐下來這麼久

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‎我原本超希望是醫學驚悚劇的

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‎太讚了，一流

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‎-想稍微自殺一下來慶祝嗎？
‎-不想！

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‎我只是盡本分

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‎這劇本現在要放哪裡？
‎垃圾桶？茅坑？

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‎我覺得應該搬上舞台

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‎的確滿精采的，但我懂什麼呢？

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‎其實我什麼也不懂

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‎（夢王國劇院）

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‎（播映中
‎《聖派德威的乳膏：導演版》）

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‎（送貨請走舞台門）

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‎（舞台門）

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‎媞亞碧安妮公主？

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‎嗨，我想問能不能把劇本給…

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‎不行

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‎-可不可以約時間…
‎-不行

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‎-我只想知道我能不能…
‎-不行

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‎-我可以進劇院嗎？
‎-不行

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‎為什麼全世界的其他人

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‎都可以大搖大擺走進那扇門
‎唯獨我不行？

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‎-妳不知道嗎？
‎-不知道什麼？

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‎女人不能進入劇院工作！

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‎荳荳，我知道妳很灰心
‎但妳又能怎樣呢？

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‎劇院跟戰爭和選美評審一樣
‎是男人的高尚工作

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‎太荒謬了
‎女人沒道理不能進劇場工作

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‎這樣想就不妙了

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‎接下來會怎樣？公的母牛嗎？

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‎知道嗎？我本身可是上過戲台的

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‎真正的戲台嗎？

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‎當年在閃亮城大學

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‎我可是年度諷刺劇名人

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‎粉絲都對我的才華讚嘆不已

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‎用自製磚塊和新鮮熟番茄為我洗禮

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‎往事如煙哪
‎那是我人生最輝煌的時候

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‎你好，聽說女人不准進劇院工作

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‎對

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‎-那豬呢？
‎-進來吧

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‎我必須警告你
‎我身上全是自己的糞便

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‎我說了，進來吧

198
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,486
‎你讓他們上演我的劇本？

199
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,083
‎天啊，謝謝你！

200
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,786
‎不過有個小情況

201
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,752
‎他們以為那是我的劇本

202
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,995
‎什麼？什麼叫“你的劇本”？

203
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,093
‎我總不能說那是女人寫的吧

204
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,959
‎成名的可能是我，但錢都是妳的

205
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,640
‎你拿我來付我錢？我不需要錢

206
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,968
‎我寫下劇本

207
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,393
‎好讓自己平靜接受自己的家人和過去

208
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,233
‎我嘔心瀝血才寫成的

209
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,518
‎你不能拿價錢來衡量

210
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,141
‎光是往這方向想就是侮辱了

211
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,728
‎這包我拿走了，謝謝

212
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,944
‎幸好我叫他們給我一樣

213
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,983
‎遠比現金還珍貴的東西

214
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,439
‎主角

215
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,527
‎嘩，你要演我？
‎我的角色是劇中主角

216
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,534
‎我不得不稍作調整

217
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,988
‎悲哀啊

218
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,713
‎-荳荳？
‎-什麼事？

219
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,039
‎我有個問題，不要把我丟出窗外

220
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,285
‎那又不是問題

221
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,796
‎不要把我丟出窗外嗎？
‎還有，我有第二個問題

222
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,339
‎我可以去劇院一趟，當妳的小間諜

223
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,934
‎那也不是問題

224
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,718
‎我覺得有個小人要到窗外去了

225
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,934
‎我討厭你們！

226
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,602
‎（即將上映《國王與我》
‎一場浪漫悲劇）

227
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,608
‎（班特伍的梅金莫著）

228
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,439
‎我不識字，但我喜歡
‎這些字的新形狀和彎彎曲曲的樣子

229
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,735
‎我不喜歡尖尖的那種

230
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,449
‎好，來排練吧

231
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,949
‎第一場第二幕，索古和黛格瑪

232
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,991
‎由魏蒙派提編劇兼執導

233
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,865
‎慢著，你要搶功勞？

234
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:25,912
‎如果你不爽

235
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,205
‎他們就叫肉舖的豬排二號來演

236
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,999
‎豬排二號？

237
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,752
‎我不是普通肉塊
‎我可是領銜火腿！

238
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,497
‎那就開始演

239
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,917
‎詩人從來不寫那麼讚的喜悅

240
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,837
‎我光榮的王國啊，真叫我賞心悅目

241
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,136
‎我光榮的新娘啊，好一場心靈饗宴

242
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,056
‎饗宴

243
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,597
‎黛格瑪上場！

244
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,726
‎快叫醫生來！

245
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,904
‎這病我見過，是死亡

246
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,026
‎他這一代最優秀的演員

247
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,993
‎初次排演就遭到橫禍

248
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,029
‎我覺得可能是化妝品含鉛的關係

249
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,487
‎你每次都那樣說

250
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,617
‎快剝下他的衣服，把屍體丟進巷子裡

251
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,834
‎別忘了拿假髮

252
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,004
‎我慘了

253
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,125
‎這下子誰來當我的黛格瑪呢？

254
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,875
‎真沒料到會這樣

255
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,932
‎駕駛，停！我叫你停！

256
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,892
‎這是什麼鬼？

257
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,682
‎最好是跟宗教有關

258
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,726
‎更慘，跟宗教完全無關
‎看哪！他們還互碰鼻子

259
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,812
‎什麼？

260
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,228
‎看起來是無傷大雅的猥褻劇

261
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,436
‎這故事很傷大雅好嗎？

262
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,147
‎如果國王知道了，會大發雷霆的

263
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,158
‎讓那批蠢才公開奚落國王
‎有那麼糟糕嗎？

264
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,162
‎難就難在分辨

265
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,624
‎怎樣對國王好，怎樣對王國好

266
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,294
‎那是我們祕密社團的根本

267
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,964
‎外加每週二晚上在地下室的性愛賓果

268
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,133
‎這齣戲正是我們尋覓已久的東西

269
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,962
‎我不要當面告訴他

270
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,257
‎我今天已經被打五次了

271
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,631
‎我派傳話人去讓他殺掉

272
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,007
‎然後我們再一起告訴他

273
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,559
‎完全是誹謗！根本連戲劇都稱不上

274
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,349
‎全是胡謅亂蓋

275
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,812
‎好讓農民忘掉他們的苦難生活

276
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,523
‎但那就是宗教的意義！

277
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,193
‎這是叛國

278
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,152
‎他們把皇室、王國
‎最重要的還有陛下您

279
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,653
‎寫成了笑柄

280
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:25,195
‎我？他們在嘲笑我？我又做了什麼？

281
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,991
‎除了吼叫、刺人

282
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,294
‎甩巴掌、鑿孔和罵人以外？

283
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,078
‎什麼都沒有，陛下

284
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,621
‎我要親眼看看

285
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,496
‎在哪裡看？

286
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,633
‎劇院，今晚八點

287
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,710
‎劇院？好吧，但我要帶弓去

288
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,430
‎陛下好準，正中脾臟

289
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,934
‎“遵旨演出”？

290
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:55,064
‎對，國王會來觀賞你的下一場
‎而且可能是最後一場戲

291
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,404
‎他會評斷這部作品是否犯了叛國罪

292
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,110
‎然後宣布刑責

293
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,030
‎好，所以沒什麼大不了的

294
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,779
‎叛國罪的刑責是什麼？

295
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,031
‎輕輕打幾下屁股？

296
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,993
‎因為我覺得我會受不了

297
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,839
‎我說過，不要鬱金香！

298
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,128
‎再也不要！

299
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,255
‎妳走了，這裡不再有妳

300
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,484
‎從來沒有妳這個人

301
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,100
‎陛下？

302
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,270
‎表演時間到了

303
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,694
‎好，我先拿看戲必備品

304
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,903
‎走吧

305
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,527
‎真無奈

306
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,412
‎全世界的作家大概只有我

307
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,819
‎束手無策地枯坐

308
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,737
‎讓一批白癡摧毀我的心血結晶

309
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,871
‎那在這裡幹嘛？

310
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,542
‎妳大可以轉個彎去我的酒吧

311
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,922
‎因為我喜歡這個苦澀的飲料

312
00:15:58,999 --> 00:15:59,999
‎好吧，各位

313
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,044
‎時候又到了，新人之夜

314
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,919
‎請用不太熱情的掌聲歡迎一位新人

315
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,715
‎我們在背後都叫她雀斑

316
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,012
‎她是我的新朋友荳荳

317
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,429
‎什麼？才不要

318
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,813
‎上台

319
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:20,150
‎上台

320
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,809
‎好啦，閉嘴！

321
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,727
‎上台

322
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,198
‎怎麼？快開始啊！

323
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,325
‎看哪，是我家！

324
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,540
‎劇中主角是誰演呢？

325
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,415
‎那是什麼鬼？

326
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,713
‎我是你們的國王！

327
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,627
‎天啊，是豬！

328
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,104
‎哈囉，大家好

329
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,273
‎我討厭夢王國

330
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,192
‎我討厭多到滿的瘟死坑

331
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,982
‎我討厭夜晚結束時喝得大醉

332
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,737
‎只能跌跌撞撞地回家
‎而且全是上坡路

333
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,784
‎但知道我不討厭什麼嗎？

334
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,451
‎你們大部分的人

335
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:19,622
‎我發自內心相信
‎在髒污、臭汗、油膩、泥濘

336
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,495
‎還有在先生你身上的東西之下

337
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,884
‎你們都是和善的好人

338
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,301
‎你們只是被誤導才會做出

339
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,380
‎把嬰兒拋棄在魔法森林那種事

340
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,717
‎嬰兒是活不了的

341
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,511
‎或是像打賭精靈跟松鼠摔角

342
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,717
‎直到分出死活那種事

343
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,556
‎我們真的想看嗎？

344
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,311
‎松鼠每次都贏

345
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,194
‎你們知道我光是為了要目睹

346
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,113
‎精靈第一次打敗松鼠
‎已經輸了多少錢嗎？

347
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,573
‎那件事永遠不會發生

348
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,282
‎但我們還是一看再看

349
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,532
‎這是不公平的比賽

350
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,155
‎知道還有什麼也不公平嗎？

351
00:17:56,283 --> 00:18:00,293
‎就是我在這窄小舞台上跟你們說話

352
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:07,130
‎卻不能去對街演出我寫的劇本

353
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,758
‎那齣戲正在上演

354
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,514
‎底下有可愛又有教養的觀眾

355
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,053
‎你好爛！

356
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,677
‎好啦，冷靜下來，玩夠了吧

357
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,935
‎我好言好語，請你們表現劇院禮儀

358
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,188
‎拜託，求求你

359
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,360
‎露乳頭！

360
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,686
‎原來你們要看這種？

361
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,194
‎那就給你們看吧

362
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,566
‎來了

363
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,038
‎好了，剛才說到哪裡？

364
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,210
‎我的愛，我懇求妳…

365
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,208
‎（化妝品）

366
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,130
‎再過30秒就該你了

367
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,209
‎可是他還沒化妝，綠皮膚完全沒蓋住

368
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,814
‎如同開花的樹，我的愛又冒出新芽

369
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,734
‎黛格瑪懷孕了

370
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,693
‎國王，我懷了你我幸福的結晶

371
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,228
‎看哪，我的王

372
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,909
‎少來，黛格瑪從來不會那樣搽口紅

373
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,159
‎我祈禱女兒會跟妳一樣美貌

374
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,242
‎我們應該叫她媞亞碧安妮

375
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,789
‎她會成為一位好公主

376
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,298
‎或者她會是做派的好食材

377
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:37,378
‎等一下，那隻戴皇冠的豬是在演我？

378
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:43,520
‎安可的時候，你們全都會被砍頭！

379
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,733
‎父王跟我說
‎這裡叫夢王國是有原因的

380
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,691
‎頭一次，他說對了

381
00:19:55,777 --> 00:20:00,907
‎因為只要我一睡著
‎就會夢到我那邪惡母后

382
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,621
‎沒想到烏娜才是酷媽

383
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,832
‎等你的蜥蜴繼母成了性感海盜

384
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,253
‎你才懂得珍惜，對不對？

385
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,667
‎記得你們都變成了石頭嗎？

386
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,963
‎對，是烏娜害的

387
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,756
‎錯，是黛格瑪

388
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,799
‎對，黛格瑪說是烏娜造成的

389
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,763
‎黛格瑪是騙子

390
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,053
‎我這輩子只想要她陪我

391
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,927
‎沒想到我得到最棒的母愛

392
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,595
‎竟然是來自一位紅鬍子胖男

393
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,354
‎她在抱怨她父王

394
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,516
‎父王說得對，人逃不出夢境

395
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,236
‎但今晚我入睡時不管發生什麼

396
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,861
‎我都要反擊

397
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,623
‎父王，你在這裡做什麼？

398
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:50,543
‎荳荳，妳在台上說得真好

399
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,924
‎父王，那沒什麼意義，但含意深遠

400
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,922
‎知道嗎？這樣我心情好多了

401
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,594
‎我在想也許我該取消砍頭

402
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,224
‎什麼？我還以為今晚有好結局，天啊

403
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,522
‎慢著，別砍！

404
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,404
‎國王改變心意了

405
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,478
‎沒關係

406
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,863
‎開心點，阿莫！讓我們無罪開釋的

407
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,031
‎不是別人，是權威的國王自己啊！

408
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,951
‎我們的表演將會繼續

409
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,199
‎天啊

410
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,615
‎父王，回家路上全是上坡
‎你難道不討厭嗎？

411
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,872
‎討厭啊

412
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,872
‎那人真走運

413
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,269
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