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‎國王受重傷了

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‎公主拿魔法棒對他施法的

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‎-還有魔法，熱熱的
‎-一切都好吧？

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‎才沒有，你這白癡，一切都不好

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‎快去昭告天下說一切都好

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‎魔法師，替國王找
‎國內一流的醫療照護

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‎包在我身上

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‎你說“包在我身上”

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‎是指你會去找國內最棒的醫療照護

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‎還是你認為你自己

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‎可以提供國內最棒的醫療照護？

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‎包在我身上？

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‎莫茲、特比需，帶陛下回他臥房

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‎務必謹慎小心

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‎小心！

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‎我來照顧父王
‎王國就交給你，好嗎？

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‎非常好

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‎潘特蓋斯特，把公主軟禁起來

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‎什麼？

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‎抱歉，父王
‎慢著，什麼叫“軟禁”？

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‎我維護這個王國的辦法
‎就是拘留妳這刺客

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‎等一下，你明明看到事情經過

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‎那是意外，我沒有要殺任何人

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‎媞亞碧安妮
‎我不過是想避免憲制危機

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‎我們根本沒有憲法啊

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‎所以才叫危機，帶她下去！

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‎我好喜歡說這句

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‎劇名：第20章
‎媞亞碧安妮落難

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‎真是一場惡夢

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‎他們不能永遠把我關在這裡

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‎抱歉，我得到嚴令
‎妳要永遠關在這裡，特比需也是

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‎-那特比需在哪？
‎-他在看守妳的逃生窗口

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‎嗨，荳荳

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‎現在不是打盹的時候，殺人狂

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‎-你們兩個來這裡做什麼？
‎-我們來幫妳

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‎妳跟守衛說話時，我們趁機溜進來

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‎個子矮就有這好處

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‎阿福一天到晚溜進妳房間

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‎我是為了做研究

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‎我們都知道老鼠會吸引污穢的疾病

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‎所以要拔除他身上的疾病

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‎最好的辦法就是
‎把洗乾淨的老鼠放在他身上

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‎他在動，就快康復了！

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‎對，鑽進去，不會有害的

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‎天啊！他們把他怎麼了？

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‎那些笨蛋根本不懂殼學或醫藥

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‎我得救父王，免得他被他們治死

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‎妳犯了殺人罪，都自身難保了

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‎是企圖謀殺

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‎根本沒有殺人，我也沒有企圖去殺

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‎他們明明知道

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‎他們為什麼要這樣對我？

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‎慕便士小姐，大祭司在這裡嗎？

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‎-是的，大臣
‎-很好，叫她進來

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‎祝福你的帽子

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‎以及帽子下方的頭顱，首相大臣

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‎我也祝福妳，大祭司

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‎我聽說國王身體變虛弱了

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‎妳是怎麼聽說的？

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‎索古國王還活著，但快要不行了

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‎媞亞碧安妮公主讓他受了重傷

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‎神哪，還是該說眾神哪

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‎我們的王國將來怎麼辦？

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‎慕便士小姐，可以去公園吃紅蘿蔔了

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‎是的，大臣

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‎所以呢？

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‎-我叫妳現在就去，慕便士小姐
‎-是的，大臣

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‎根據夢王國的法律
‎如果國王無法治國

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‎就由國王的長男來繼承大位

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‎也就是戴瑞克

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‎但如果那孩子未成年

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‎那麼孩子之母就是攝政王
‎直到男孩成年

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‎是的，但要是母親沒空治國呢？

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‎那麼攝政王就是那孩子的監護人

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‎亦即此離婚諭令上所列之人

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‎那麼在妳所主持的離婚諭令上

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‎所填寫之監護人姓名為何？

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‎（索古國王，烏娜皇后
‎奧德沃：戴瑞克的監護人）

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‎哇靠，就是你！

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‎那表示，如果戴瑞克當了國王

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‎你就是攝政王

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‎年幼的國王就成了你的傀儡娃娃！

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‎我們的傀儡娃娃！

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‎-有人提到傀儡娃娃嗎？
‎-快出去，戴瑞克！

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‎媞亞碧安妮公主可能會是絆腳石

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‎她挺受歡迎的

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‎而且很固執，她走在時代尖端
‎很可能是13世紀

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‎很可能是13世紀

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‎但我們可以改變流行觀點

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‎在動盪的時代

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‎我們會想把過錯歸咎於某人身上

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‎那我們就這麼做吧

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‎當然了，我說的就是媞亞碧安妮公主

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‎現在大家出去傳話吧

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‎去啊，快給我出去

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‎找代罪羔羊，這宗教總算熬出頭了

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‎我兒子在城堡裡工作

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‎他說她用魔法棒射他

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‎就我當魚販的專業看法

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‎公主是巫婆

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‎她總是跟那隻大鼻子黑貓

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‎和那個戴精靈帽的討厭蟾蜍在一起

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‎而且為什麼在她身邊的人
‎總是死於非命？

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‎今天只要砒霜就好，謝謝

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‎我聽說，如果你看了她的眼睛

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‎就會迷戀上她
‎然後她會把你變成蟾蜍！

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‎她就是那樣對阿福的

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‎所以他才會全身發綠，長相怪異

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‎小聲點，否則蟾蜍阿福會聽見的

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‎我從小就綠，又怪模怪樣

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‎你們都知道的，我得去跟荳荳說

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‎荳荳，有件事妳絕不會相信

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‎聽過來！特此宣布
‎戴瑞克王子即將登基

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‎而媞亞碧安妮公主將以巫婆身分

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‎以及企圖謀殺罪接受審判！

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‎我相信

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‎國王？但爹地不是還活著嗎？

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‎恐怕他身體太弱，無法治國了

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‎我們需要像你這種
‎明顯有領導能力的人

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‎可是這些只是玩具兵

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‎你最好也把真正的士兵
‎當成是廉價又死不足惜的

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‎你就把奧德沃和我

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‎想成是你的新爸媽吧，我可愛的小…

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‎受不了，照我們說的做啦！

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‎真對不起，陛下

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‎讓我拿下你疲勞頭顱上的這個東西

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‎來…好了

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‎小子，立刻把這個送去給奧德沃

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‎國王來了，我就是國王！
‎我要走下這道…

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‎我加冕汝為國王戴瑞克一世

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‎上天保佑，是唯一一世

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎戴瑞克國王萬歲！

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‎讓新一代的…

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‎豐功偉業

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‎豐功偉業與…

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‎不受擺佈的自由

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‎不受擺佈的自由開始吧！

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‎（實話轉輪）

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‎公主，妳承認妳是巫婆嗎？

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‎不承認

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‎那麼妳堅持要我們
‎進行冗長的審判了？

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‎其實我喜歡冗長的審判

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‎-答錯了！
‎-史丹，轉輪子！

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‎妳想用這根魔法棒殺害妳父王！

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‎我沒有！那也不是魔法棒

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‎那是一把殼學槍，你心知肚明

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‎是嗎？除非妳是巫婆
‎才可能知道我知道什麼吧？

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‎妳在冷笑？我絕對聽到妳冷笑了

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‎才不是冷笑，因為我又不是…

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‎-轉輪子
‎-巫婆！

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‎公主，妳知道審判的結果

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‎對妳不太有利

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‎就是這種負面念頭才會打輸官司

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‎荳荳，我們可以打贏官司，不好意思

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‎等我們的委託人停止轉動

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‎我們就要跟她商談

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‎非常好，我們法庭上見

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‎嗨，荳荳，妳好嗎？

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‎再一圈

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‎嗨，我和路西是妳的律師

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‎我完蛋了

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‎恐怕他病得更重了

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‎拖把女，把國王的繃帶拆掉

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‎你不覺得我應該先洗手嗎？

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‎冒著把賜與生命的煤灰洗掉的風險？

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‎陛下，耐心點

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‎我請了觸感藝術專家來為你檢查

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‎摸就知老頭，你覺得怎樣？

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‎不是摸我！

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‎是的，非常糟

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‎生命精華所剩無幾

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‎但我摸到一點烤牛肉

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‎馬鈴薯泥，還有…

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‎肉汁

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‎陛下，當國王的感覺如何？

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‎好無聊，我們去打仗！

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‎也許晚一點吧

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‎現在我們要看看
‎你伸張正義的資質

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‎主持審判是國王的責任

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‎明天我們就要舉辦一場很重要的審判

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‎現在呢…

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‎這位約克說這頭豬是他的財產

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‎但塔根卻表示這頭豬從他農場逃走

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‎所以理當屬於他

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‎我相信我做出判決了

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‎精明的決定，真出人意料

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‎現在可以摸小豬了嗎？

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‎我覺得他準備好了

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00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,365
‎很抱歉我們沒碗，不過

196
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,279
‎苦難很快就會過去的

197
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,748
‎劊子手這麼說還真安慰啊

198
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:06,168
‎妳不會有事的
‎我對我們的司法系統很有信心

199
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,708
‎我七歲時對城堡丟雪球

200
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,054
‎現在還在等審前聽證會呢

201
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,919
‎閉嘴啦，你這爛東西

202
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,336
‎你一天到晚說什麼“審前聽證會”

203
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:21,175
‎每隔20年，分秒不差
‎拜託誰來刺瞎我吧

204
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,976
‎-嗨，荳荳，妳都好嗎？
‎-以前比較好

205
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,269
‎你們是我唯一的希望了
‎你們確定辦得到嗎？

206
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,404
‎阿福只是想看妳襯衫裡面

207
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,271
‎但我可是一流的審判律師

208
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,028
‎你？你有實際經驗？

209
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,861
‎沒有，但我有一年暑假
‎當過撒旦的書記

210
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,237
‎我甚至寫過一篇短文
‎描述殘忍和不尋常的懲罰

211
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,334
‎就在那人的陰囊上喔
‎還是用打字機寫的

212
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,882
‎父王？你聽得到嗎？我需要跟你談談

213
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,045
‎記得以前我都怎麼叫醒打盹的你

214
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,256
‎讓你在城堡裡追我嗎？

215
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,179
‎快醒來！

216
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,015
‎父王，起床了

217
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,234
‎親愛的父王，你快死了嗎？

218
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,574
‎-戴瑞克，聽我說…
‎-什麼事？

219
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,280
‎-我要告訴你一件事
‎-什麼事？

220
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,066
‎我不知道我什麼時候會死

221
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,655
‎也許不是今天，大概不是明天

222
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,620
‎不過感覺像是星期四

223
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,214
‎好，那還有時間
‎你的智慧可以協助我

224
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,421
‎-什麼事？
‎-什麼是正義？

225
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,961
‎感謝老天，我還以為你要問性事

226
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,336
‎怎麼做出公平的決定？

227
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,344
‎沒辦法，總有人覺得
‎情況對他們不公平

228
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,178
‎最公平的決定

229
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,853
‎會讓大家都覺得很慘

230
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,192
‎我從來沒在故事書裡看過那種事

231
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,148
‎你從沒見過的事還多著呢

232
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,439
‎比方像我的病床上方
‎那條泛著白光的隧道

233
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152
‎-你沒看到嗎？
‎-沒有

234
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,026
‎兒子，你只能追隨自己的心

235
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,318
‎你可以做好的

236
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,661
‎把那塊冰涼的布放在我頭上好嗎？

237
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,704
‎好啊

238
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,162
‎謝謝，父王

239
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,924
‎（夢王國市政廳）

240
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,415
‎（我們不再承認馬匹通婚）

241
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,388
‎（林貢貝利大人紀念法庭）

242
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,349
‎（審判要到判定罪行後才結束）

243
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:35,401
‎全體肅立
‎歡迎正義的化身戴瑞克國王！

244
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,409
‎審判開始！

245
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,200
‎天啊，戴瑞克，你是法官？

246
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,752
‎姐姐，住口！叫我戴瑞克大國王！

247
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,921
‎過去14年我真該對他好一點

248
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,420
‎錯，那樣很值得

249
00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:00,802
‎陛下，今日我會用
‎最嚴格的邏輯來證明

250
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:04,681
‎她是九百歲的巫婆…

251
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:10,467
‎用這根有珍珠把手的邪惡短筒魔法棒

252
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,518
‎對我們敬愛的國王施下殺人咒語

253
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,062
‎願他安息

254
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,435
‎他又還沒死！

255
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,903
‎法庭之上請守秩序！
‎荳荳，坐下！

256
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,355
‎我又沒做錯事

257
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,369
‎所以你是說荳荳
‎在正式國家晚餐會上的粗俗舉止

258
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,083
‎差點導致一場戰爭？

259
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:39,174
‎不，查斯的意思是
‎她差點把一切都查屎掉了

260
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,803
‎-你懂我的意思吧？
‎-我不懂

261
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,090
‎但請寫進審判紀錄

262
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,933
‎“查斯”是“調查”的查喔

263
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,100
‎法庭報告我寫多了
‎我知道怎麼寫“查斯”

264
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:54,641
‎對，我會說荳荳用她的美貌蠱惑人

265
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,727
‎用她的魅力催眠人

266
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,322
‎巫術和催眠術！

267
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:03,318
‎專家證詞出自被她變成豬的男人

268
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,032
‎只因為她不想嫁他

269
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,026
‎但那不是荳荳的錯，是因為我虛榮

270
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,946
‎以為我當男人比較帥

271
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,405
‎而不是一隻光榮、會嚎叫
‎捲尾巴、全身粉紅又無毛的…

272
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,616
‎閉嘴，你懂什麼？你只是一頭豬

273
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,705
‎魔法師，告訴我

274
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,383
‎你不僅目擊媞亞碧安妮
‎拿這根魔法棒攻擊索古國王

275
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,934
‎你之前跟她也有過古怪的遭遇

276
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,588
‎太多了，有一次別人送她過來找我

277
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,597
‎因為她被惡魔附身了

278
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,019
‎我太忙，沒空親自治療她

279
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,849
‎所以把她介紹給我同事

280
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,936
‎備受尊敬的驅魔師大喬

281
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:44,775
‎大喬是否證實，他真的驅逐了惡魔？

282
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,364
‎我沒機會跟他談話

283
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,946
‎因為公主把他推進了火山

284
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,164
‎現在我要請荳荳最好的朋友

285
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,956
‎與她寸步不離的精靈友伴阿福上台

286
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,421
‎我已經上台了

287
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,667
‎福先生，告訴我

288
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,054
‎你第一次見到荳荳時，有何想法？

289
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,931
‎我覺得她是我這輩子見過
‎最美、最純真也最好的女人

290
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,100
‎抗議！他這輩子
‎只見過她這麼一個女人

291
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,010
‎抗議成立

292
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,978
‎我不想聽任何
‎有關我姊的羅曼史或性事

293
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,601
‎抱歉，那我換個方式說

294
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,478
‎你是否見過荳荳展現她的純真本性？

295
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,494
‎天啊，經常見到，荳荳最棒了

296
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,030
‎我們經歷過大風大浪

297
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,155
‎我記得有一次在我死後

298
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,203
‎這故事挺瘋狂的

299
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,156
‎但後來荳荳和我一起進了地獄

300
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,248
‎荳荳去過地獄？

301
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,837
‎抗議，庭上，這位證人是白癡

302
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,420
‎-嘿！
‎-抗議無效

303
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,125
‎-請求立刻交叉質詢
‎-批准

304
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:54,216
‎你是在告訴我們
‎你清楚看到媞亞碧安妮在地獄裡？

305
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,394
‎對，我們全都在永恆詛咒之火裡

306
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,934
‎我、荳荳和路西

307
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,059
‎阿福，不！他們不會懂的

308
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,515
‎請求接近證人，在他臉上揍一拳？

309
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,815
‎拒絕，奧德沃先生，你繼續說

310
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,449
‎拜託你說說，你們在地獄裡做什麼？

311
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,608
‎天堂把我踢出去以後

312
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,447
‎我一路掉進地獄去跟荳荳見面

313
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,703
‎我們被綁在大椅子上
‎怎樣都拿不到爆米花

314
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,456
‎只能騙過惡魔逃出來

315
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,039
‎所以你想要比惡魔還陰損？

316
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,126
‎對，這樣說也可以

317
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,921
‎陛下，這就是我們需要的證據了

318
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,546
‎如果你不介意，我這就想說結辯辭

319
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:33,931
‎各位先生女士

320
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,641
‎從古至今從未有過
‎如此證據確鑿的巫術案

321
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,183
‎這位媞亞碧安妮

322
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,766
‎黛格瑪之女

323
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,231
‎人人均知黛格瑪是邪惡巫師兼凶手

324
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:47,612
‎媞亞碧安妮企圖以巫術殺害親生父親

325
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,611
‎媞亞碧安妮跟這兩位共犯造訪地獄

326
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:55,365
‎我敢說他們也該受審判
‎並且當庭宣判有罪！

327
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,409
‎慢著，什麼？

328
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,742
‎如果各位需要更多證據

329
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,997
‎其中一位共犯更是她的守護靈
‎會說話的貓！

330
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,956
‎我不必多言了
‎接下來請我同事，會說話的貓發言

331
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:13,086
‎各位先生女士
‎或許我只是純樸的鄉巴貓

332
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,135
‎但我在這裡只看到一個女孩

333
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,220
‎一個有膽與眾不同的女孩

334
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,558
‎她挺身而出，仗義直言

335
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,140
‎如果那樣也叫有罪，那就把她定罪吧

336
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,018
‎-好啊
‎-但是那樣一來

337
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,355
‎你們就成了一群愚蠢、心胸狹隘

338
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,901
‎無知又迷信的笨瓜

339
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,906
‎根本看不清事實

340
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,034
‎還投下違背自身利益的票

341
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,616
‎所以大家輪流
‎大吃一缸融化的冰淇淋

342
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,873
‎變得更胖更蠢好了，我不必多言了

343
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,379
‎謝謝，我需要再思娘一下

344
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,302
‎是思量

345
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,550
‎對，在我做出決定前…

346
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,757
‎我說對了，好耶！

347
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,474
‎把被告和共犯關進地窖

348
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,636
‎戴瑞克！你這狡猾的小子！

349
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,104
‎法庭休休！

350
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,494
‎他們要在柱子上燒死我們

351
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,155
‎天啊，那我會有烤焦玉米糖的氣味

352
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,505
‎我從小就認識荳荳
‎她雖然做過幾件壞事

353
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,179
‎比如把猴子塞進我的泰迪熊裡

354
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,588
‎猴子衝出峭壁，掉進海裡…

355
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,047
‎但她也從大煎鍋上救出了我

356
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,767
‎我覺得巫婆就不會那樣做

357
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,479
‎而且多數證人比我更無腦

358
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,401
‎父王曾說我要追隨內心

359
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,570
‎我知道該怎麼做了

360
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,113
‎我們命在旦夕

361
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,908
‎真不敢相信這時候阿福還睡得著

362
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,162
‎我沒睡，我一想到這件事就昏倒

363
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,615
‎天啊，我們都快死了！

364
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:13,592
‎公開死刑，旁邊還有精靈，真丟臉

365
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,760
‎我以為你有不死之身

366
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,129
‎我當然有不死之身，我可是惡魔耶！

367
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,135
‎妳知道的，你們燒焦時

368
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,049
‎我大概會冷嘲熱諷幾句

369
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,184
‎天啊，我連讓人信以為真的
‎撒謊超能力都沒了

370
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,185
‎那哪叫超能力，應該是精神障礙吧

371
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,941
‎祝福你的帽子以及帽子下方的頭顱

372
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,727
‎我也祝福你

373
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,987
‎情況不妙

374
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:40,200
‎似乎戴瑞克國王可能傾向於無罪開釋

375
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,164
‎他認為他是追隨他父親的建言

376
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,622
‎那麼或許達到本社目標的唯一辦法

377
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,503
‎就是除掉索古的影響

378
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,330
‎說到除掉東西…

379
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,127
‎嘿，幹什麼？
‎我以為我們會被綁在柱子上燒掉

380
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,387
‎有我幫忙就不會

381
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,849
‎你要救我們？

382
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,194
‎撇開善良的我不算

383
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,809
‎邦媞在世界上最愛的人就是妳了

384
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,316
‎我相信她，所以快退後！

385
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,823
‎地底墓穴！我都不知道
‎原來是在地窖下面

386
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,905
‎墓穴在所有東西的下面
‎也橫跨很多地方

387
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,702
‎當初沒設計好

388
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,207
‎往東走，就會到碼頭

389
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,173
‎一路順風了，朋友，別踩到老鼠滑跤

390
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,797
‎（城堡，碼頭，老鼠教堂）

391
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,224
‎荳荳，快點，他說要往東

392
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,346
‎我不能走，現在還不行

393
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,234
‎父王

394
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,364
‎-荳荳
‎-父王，聽我說

395
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,111
‎你在這裡已經不安全了

396
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,936
‎誰都別信任，好嗎？

397
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,197
‎我需要處理一件事

398
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,700
‎我需要取出子彈，否則感染會害死你

399
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,245
‎-“感染”？
‎-現代醫術

400
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,250
‎“現代”？“醫術”？

401
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,462
‎我是跟蒸氣國那個人學的

402
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,382
‎等一下會很痛，所以先喝幾口這個

403
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,715
‎美好的往日時光

404
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:29,642
‎再多給我一點現代醫術

405
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,402
‎我會盡快取出來

406
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,111
‎把他壓住，讓他咬住什麼東西

407
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,907
‎我感覺到了，子彈不深

408
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,934
‎好噁心

409
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,970
‎但我只是不覺得她會想要殺他…

410
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,313
‎有罪！

411
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,852
‎（今日焚燒巫婆
‎我們所有問題都將迎刃而解）

412
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:28,066
‎燃燒前有遺言嗎？

413
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,082
‎你們有沒有做過一個夢
‎夢裡的你就快死了

414
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,960
‎但在最後一秒你忽然清醒
‎原來什麼事都沒有？

415
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,419
‎這不是那種夢，可惡

416
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,554
‎我們真的在這裡，事情就要發生

417
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,509
‎我小時候很迷惘

418
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,759
‎遇到你們以後我還是迷惘

419
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,053
‎但至少我們一起迷惘

420
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,181
‎看樣子我們走不完這趟旅程了

421
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,345
‎但我很高興知道
‎在我內心深處我是一個…

422
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,725
‎巫婆！

423
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,561
‎荳荳，說夠了

424
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:03,279
‎請跟我一起祈禱

425
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,533
‎讓這三個受詛咒的靈魂

426
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,490
‎將在永恆苦難的來生中

427
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,202
‎飽受無盡的痛苦和折磨

428
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,953
‎祈禱不是這樣用的

429
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,124
‎-閉嘴
‎-抱歉

430
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,463
‎點火

431
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,923
‎不，我下不了手

432
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,220
‎-燒了他們！
‎-巫婆！

433
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,052
‎一時之間我都忘了我過得多悲慘！

434
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,770
‎有火，真好

435
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,608
‎我們三個在冥冥中
‎一起來到這個愚蠢的世界

436
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,072
‎那麼就讓我們一起離開吧

437
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,992
‎慢著，你是永生不死的

438
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,736
‎除非…你是說…

439
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,123
‎我要坦承一件事

440
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,751
‎我離開地獄時
‎失去了永生不死的能力

441
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,871
‎來換取你們這兩個廢物的命

442
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:03,497
‎我現在告訴你們
‎因為我想要你們難過地死

443
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,835
‎真是的

444
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,170
‎這樣說或許不夠，也太遲了

445
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,756
‎但還是謝謝你

446
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,430
‎我也會想念你的，朋友

447
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,046
‎我們地獄見了，兩位

448
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,740
‎歡迎，朋友

449
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:35,911
‎他們還在

450
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,304
‎怎麼？不抱一下？

451
00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,373
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