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[opening theme music playing]

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[man] Hey!

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-[Trøgs] Welcome, friends.
-[both screaming]

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Ah, they're still here.

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[both screaming]

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[music box creaking and winding]

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[creepy melody playing]

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What, no hug?

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I'm waiting.

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Come on, Bean.
Who can resist a creepy mom hug?

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[both] Shut up, Luci.

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Oh, Bean! I've missed you!

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Well, I'm not gonna miss you, Mom.

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[grunting]

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[whispering] Is this the mother
you're always talking about?

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She's not an ugly, evil bitch.
But she is sluttier than I imagined.

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Oh. Hello, Elfo. Last time I saw you,
you were a lot more dead.

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[rumbling]

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We can't have that moonhole.

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[Trøgs] Moon.

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-Moon.
-Silence!

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Seal team six, seal the hole!

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[all grunt]

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[blows horn]

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[rhythmic grunting]

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Too slow.

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[all grunting]

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What are you doing here, Mom?
Why can't you just leave me alone?

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Is your life so awful
you have to keep wrecking mine?

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I just saved you, dear.

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Now, would you like me
to answer those other questions

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or did you just need
to get it out of your system?

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You know what? Forget it.
I just want to get out of here.

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Darling, nothing's keeping you.

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Yeah,
nothing except your freaky little molemen.

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We're not freaky little molemen.
We're beautiful, bug-eyed Trøgs.

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Trøgs, the "o" has a slash through it.

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Those are molemen.

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How ya doin'?

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'Sup, tater dude?

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Let her go.
You're free to leave anytime you want.

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I want now. Uh, let's do now.

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Ow!

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[Dagmar] Remember, darling,
if you show your face in Dreamland…

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[echoing]

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…they'll kill you.

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[echoing]

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[chuckles]

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[Dagmar] And you'll never find
your way out without my help. [echoing]

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Sorry about the echo. [echoing]

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I know it's creepy.

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[Trøgs] Welcome back, friends.

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-[Luci grunts]
-That's for calling me "tater dude."

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Who's gonna be accused
of being a witch next, Daddy?

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I'm thinking the lady next door
who has that little chihuahua.

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-The one that never stops barking?
-That's the one, son. That's the one.

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An excellent spectacle, Your Majesty.
You were a model of regal barbarism.

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Two scoops of melted ice cream
for you tonight.

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I can't believe I killed my big sister.

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Yeesh, I haven't seen him this upset
since we burned his birthday clown.

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[sighs] Being king is hard.

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-I need some advice.
-We're your advisors.

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-No, I want to talk to my father.
-I wouldn't advise that.

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Hey, what's Derek doin'
down there with Odval, huh?

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And the Archdruidess?
And my crown? Something's goin' on.

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Like any two numbers, this don't add up.

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[groans] My wound.

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[Archdruidess chuckles]

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Settle an argument, Pendergast.

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I say we murder Zøg now,

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but Odval here thinks
he's about to die on his own.

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You're a bloodthirsty bastard.
What do you say?

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I'm no decision-maker,
I'm an action-taker.

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And a pudding-maker.
I make wonderful pudding.

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[Odval] Shush. Let's see how he's doing.

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[Zøg gasps and grunts]

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[breathing heavily]

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[groaning] I'm dyin' over here.

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Ugh! The royal blob's still alive.

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Oh, I wanted to gloat
directly over our victim's corpse.

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-There's nothing more satisfying.
-Or arousing.

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No worries. From the sound of it,
he'll soon be as dead as his daughter.

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-[groaning] What? You…
-[Odval] See? There's his death-mutter.

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[groaning] You'll rue the day
you messed with my daughter…

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I don't have time for muttering.
Hand me a murder stick.

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Now, now. We mustn't risk
our immortal souls by killing him.

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Souls? [scoffs]

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-But you're the leader of the church.
-Church, shmurch.

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[Zøg groaning]

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For a dying man,
he's making a lot of noise.

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I wonder if he's recovering.

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Oh, dear. The people mustn't see that
or they'll restore him to the throne.

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Pendergast, stay here and make sure
Zøg never leaves this room.

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-Can I order in?
-You'll have to.

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And if he tries to leave,

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-hack him into little pieces.
-[grunts]

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[Dagmar] Ladies and whatevers,

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thank you all for attending
this mandatory midnight supper.

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I can hear someone eating. Yeah.

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No, you. Just put the spork down.

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-[metal clangs]
-Thank you.

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Let's give a big Trøgtown welcome
to our-- I can still hear it!

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Let's give a big Trøgtown welcome
to our guest of honor,

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my beautiful daughter, Princess Tiabeanie!

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[clears throat]

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-And…
-And two little nobodies.

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[clapping stops]

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And now that we are
finally reunited as queen and princess,

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the last of the prophets
and the fulfillment of the prophecy,

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my greatest desire
is to put that all aside.

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[Trøg] What?

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And focus on what's most important,
the reunion of mother and child.

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Bean, I've missed you so much.

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[Trøgs] Aw…

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[Trøgs clapping]

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-I know we've had our differences.
-We tried to kill each other.

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But now is the time to put the future
aside and make up for the past.

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I rescued you for a reason. And it has
everything to do with what's in here.

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Her thorax.

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We have time now.
World domination can wait. Here's to love!

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[Trøgs slurp]

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Wow, Mom,
I don't know if you mean any of that,

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but I'll toast to you not trying
to screw that crown on my head.

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-Oh, that old thing.
-[clangs]

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[Dagmar slurps]

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[grunts] Nothing like being burned
at the stake to work up an appetite.

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-[yelps]
-No, no, no. Here, in Trøgtown,

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your kind gets table scraps.

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You realize I'm not a talking cat, right?
I'm a talking demon.

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Oh, we know.
We live one floor up from Hell.

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You guys are terrible neighbors
and you cook all that smelly cabbage.

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Those are children!

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Mind if I squeeze in?

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Oh, sorry, there's not a ton of…

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-[grunts]
-Oh, okay.

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[chuckles] Ooh, look at you.
You're not like the other guys.

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Your giant head-holes are relatively tiny.

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Finally. Someone gets it. [chuckles]

139
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Yeah, um, that's kinda
what I was going for.

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[both chuckle]

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Hi, I'm Trixy.

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Hi, there, Trixy. The name's O. Elf-o.

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[both laughing]

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[clears throat] I've never gotten
such attention from women.

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I don't know how to handle it.

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Oh, wow.

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-What is all this stuff?
-Anchovies with vinegar and mustard.

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[gasps] Salty, sour and slimy?
It's like the holy trinity of savory!

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Mmm! [chomping]

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-Um, don't you guys eat?
-Oh, we have our own special diet.

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Cave juice.

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-[Elfo] Cave juice?
-[seductively] Mmm.

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Got it. Okay. Glad we cleared that up.

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[both chuckle]

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Freak.

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[slurps and chomps]

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Freak.

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Sire? I don't know if you can hear me,
and there's a ton of blood in your ears,

159
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but, uh, I just wanted to say,
I never knew my father

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because he died serving your father

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in that battle over the canal
we don't use anymore.

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But I always had you to look up to.

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And when you pushed me into battle,
I went. Not because you're my king,

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but because I knew you'd be right there
fighting behind me.

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Remember when we had
a victory dinner after that battle,

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and you went into a drunken rage
and you gouged my eyeball out?

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Fun fact, people thought
it was a fork you threw,

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but it was actually a spoon that you
threw so hard, at such a velocity,

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that it just… [whooshes]

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…melon scooped my eye right outta there.

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Down to the bone, sir.
Impressive. You are a true warrior.

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And no matter what people say, sire,
I know you're a good man.

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-What happened to your appetite?
-I'm allergic to pandering.

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I remember you used to eat

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everything in sight
with those teeth. [chuckles]

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Like a manic little beaver-girl!

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[gnaws]

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I get it, you have perfect teeth.
Why are you doing this?

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To make you happy. Trust me,
I'm not playing mind games with you.

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This from the woman
who invaded your dreams?

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Luci, sweetness,
you haven't finished your rat bones.

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Ow!

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You've had a long day at the stake.
Shall we retire?

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-It's getting dark.
-How can you tell?

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Well, Trøgs are creatures of habit.
They know when it's time to sleep.

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And when it's time
to do the goddamn dishes!

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[Trøgs groaning]

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Just promise you'll think about
giving me another chance.

189
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I need to go to bed now.
Which rock do I sleep on?

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And no invading my dreams this time.

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[chuckles] Of course not.
I know you like to be alone

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with your underwater sex fantasies.

193
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How dare you? Also, I have no idea
what you're even talking about.

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Good night, dear.
Yugo will get you ready for bed.

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-This way to the cave inn.
-[gasps]

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-That sounds dangerous.
-No, "inn" as in "hotel."

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-Oh, so it's safe?
-No, there's a lot of cave-ins.

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[Elfo] Bean, how can you
be sleepy at a time like this?

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-I'm not. I'm angry.
-[Elfo] Hmm.

200
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Sometimes, when I'm angry,
I get tired, too.

201
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You know what?
You're making me tired.

202
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Go walk with Yugo.
I gotta figure this out.

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-Aw.
-If there's one thing I've learned,

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it's that when you're stuck
in a cave with your psycho mom,

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the best thing to do is play along.

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I've gotta go undercover
as her loving daughter.

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Just be careful.
Don't let her mess with your head.

208
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Oh, my gosh! It's exactly
like my bedroom from when I was little.

209
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,168
What are these frilly dresses doing
in my liquor cabinet?

210
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You two, this way to the sleep chambers.

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-Hold hands.
-[Luci grunts]

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[Elfo] Good night, Bean.

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[Luci] Oh, we have these in Hell.
They're called crypts.

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Man, these Trøgs are spooky, but this
cold, hard sleep nook seems cozy enough.

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-Hi, Elfo.
-Hi, Trixy. I mean, what the hell?

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-[Trixy moans]
-Oh.

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Oh, whoa.

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[Trixy moans and grunts]

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-[Elfo whispering] Shut up, Trixy.
-[Luci] Shut up, Elfo!

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Shut up, Elfo!

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[Trøgs] Shut up, Elfo!

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-[groaning]
-[door opens]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[grunts]

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[footsteps squeaking]

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[cushion whooshes]

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[Derek] All right, butts down.

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[throne creaking]

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And now to achieve our ultimate goal,

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making Dreamland into a rigid theocracy
with a rich, full, spiritual life.

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Mmm, with an emphasis on rich, baby.
Hallelujah, amen and ka-ching!

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Here are the edicts, Your Majesty.
Remember to use your outside voice.

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Right-eo.

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[clears throat] "By order of the King,
me, Derek, I,

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we do declare Dreamland
is now a theocracy!"

236
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:56,961
"All power emanates from this Holy Throne
and the ass therein ensconced!"

237
00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:01,590
"Henceforth, there shall be
no more immorality of any kind!"

238
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,925
"No more alcohol!"

239
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,179
[gasps and burps]

240
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,223
[Derek] "No more gambling!"

241
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,642
[chuckles] Huh?

242
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,521
[Derek] "No more unlicensed vending!"

243
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,440
[man 1] Oh, no! My precious fluids!

244
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,110
[Derek] "No unlawful cohabitation!"

245
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,861
[man 2] Ow!

246
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,031
[Derek] "And, most importantly,
no more comedy!"

247
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,618
-So my act is still okay?
-You know what I think's funny?

248
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,287
-What?
-Your catchphrase.

249
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,206
[chuckles] What catchphrase?
Oh, no… [whimpering]

250
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,541
[chuckling] Yeah, that's it.

251
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,168
[Bean] I thought you were taking us
to the coffee shop.

252
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,296
[Trixy] Dagmar said to show you
the scenic route.

253
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,716
Behold the glorious beauty
of mining pit number three.

254
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,010
Trøgs have been excavating
for generations.

255
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,429
We'll keep it up
until the whole world is hollow.

256
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,599
If you have any questions,
feel free to ask the happy miners.

257
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,686
-[whistles] Comin' through!
-Where do you put the rocks you excavate?

258
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,898
We have another cave
we excavated for rock storage.

259
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,775
Where did you put
the rock you excavated from that cave?

260
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,654
What are you, the rock police?
I put 'em up my ass. How's that?

261
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,076
[Elfo] Oh, wow!

262
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,995
Another cave!

263
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:18,167
-This is your garbage hole?
-No, this is our treasury cave.

264
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,544
Trøgs like to go
to the surface and forage.

265
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,629
You mean steal?

266
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,214
Eh, potato, potahto. We forage 'em both.

267
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,009
If Trøgs have been to the surface,
how come we've never seen you?

268
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,930
Well, we got tunnels everywhere.
Including the walls of your castle.

269
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,474
Huh. So that's what happened to Voop.

270
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,477
[Trixy] He's stuffed with dried corn.
That's what makes him posable.

271
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,191
And coming up next
is our underground Fungus Forest.

272
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,027
[Elfo] Uh, what's the deal
with those freaky mushrooms?

273
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,612
[Trixy] They're called Trøg logs.

274
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,823
We use them for structural reinforcement,
building insulation,

275
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,534
and to make those tiny umbrellas
you put in fancy drinks.

276
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,458
[sniffs] Well, they smell amazing.

277
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,293
Oh, yeah. I should've reminded you.

278
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,213
Hold your breath.
You don't wanna be breathing in spores.

279
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,967
I should've been holding my breath!
[laughs] Spores make you so forgetful.

280
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,554
Oh, no. Not again.

281
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:16,892
[distorted] Whoa.

282
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,145
I can see colors and hear sounds!

283
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,065
[chuckles] Are you freakin' out, man?

284
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,942
I don't feel anything.

285
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,697
[Elfo and Luci chuckling] Ooh, whoa.

286
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,908
[Bean] There's that
little drug door again.

287
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,996
[all yelling and laughing]

288
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,253
[all laughing]

289
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,806
[Bean and Luci yell]

290
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,144
[psychedelic music playing]

291
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:11,655
Welcome, stoners. We worship the Moon.
They say when it's at its highest--

292
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,573
Like us!

293
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:17,911
Yes, my son. When it's at its highest,
we Trøgs gain our special powers.

294
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,456
Cool. Where's the Moon now?

295
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,082
Beats me. We're in a cave.

296
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,878
[Trixy] And this
is the Pool of Reflection,

297
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,630
one of the holiest sites
in all of Trøgentology.

298
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,800
We come here when we're struggling
with negative thoughts.

299
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,679
You say your wish into the spirit rock
and then you throw it.

300
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,682
I wish you the best
with that mole skank, Craig!

301
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,434
-[grunts]
-[Craig] Ow!

302
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,603
You said your name was Trevor! [grunts]

303
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,065
Weird. I feel like I've been here before.

304
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,941
-You have, dear.
-[yelping]

305
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,359
Don't do that.

306
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,154
Trixy, I have something special
I want to show Bean.

307
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,573
Why don't you take Elfo
to the Lover's Gravel Pit?

308
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,201
-Okay!
-Luci, you can chaperone.

309
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,161
Who's up for some Trøggy style?

310
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,704
[scatting]

311
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,166
[Dagmar] I used to bring you down here
when you were little.

312
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,835
Really? Seems kind of dangerous
for a toddler.

313
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,046
You used to love to stare into the pond.

314
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,340
You thought the reflection
was a little water girl.

315
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,341
I believed that?

316
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,344
That's what I told you.
Oh, look. There she is now.

317
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,100
Look, Bean,
I know things are awful between us.

318
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,269
I don't know where it all went wrong,
but from the moment you were born,

319
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,648
you were my greatest gift.
You realize, you're all I have.

320
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,274
Oh, Mom, you're all I have.

321
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,653
I know you're lying,
but I hope one day you'll mean that.

322
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,530
Why don't you make a wish, darling?

323
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,956
-Ow!
-Sorry, Craig!

324
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,707
[crows cawing]

325
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,383
[grunts]

326
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,552
Gah! I kneel before thee, my ghost king!

327
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:01,014
I ain't no ghost, Pendergast.
I ain't even dyin' no more.

328
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,642
I've been fakin' it
so you wouldn't kill me off,

329
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,478
but now, honestly, I don't care.

330
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,816
My kingdom's outta control, my closest
allies are now my mortal enemies,

331
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,568
you're now my closest ally…

332
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,027
I'm flattered, sire.

333
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:18,699
[groaning] And worst of all,
my wonderful, crazy daughter is dead.

334
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,619
I gave her a hard time,
but she was the light of my life. Beanie!

335
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,788
I got no reason to live.

336
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,083
Here's a halberd. Kill me for real, huh?

337
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,420
On the count of three,
just splatter me good.

338
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,174
I know it's hard to see,
but try to hit my neck.

339
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,384
[indistinct chatter]

340
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,725
Things have been going great with Trixy,
but, um, can I ask you a question?

341
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,603
Is it still true love
if your wallet is missing?

342
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,064
[groans] Enough with the Trixy.
Bean, how'd it go with your mom?

343
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,817
I'm not sure. At first I thought
I was doing fine,

344
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,945
but then I got all mixed up.
I think she's onto me.

345
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,157
Bean, you have to be careful.
We know what this woman's capable of.

346
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,825
I mean, she tried to poison your dad.

347
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,619
-Please understand…
-[all yelping]

348
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,204
Stop doing that!

349
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,457
Cloyd and Becky told me Zøg was evil
and had to be stopped.

350
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,668
I swear, Bean,
I meant him no permanent harm,

351
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,295
and I intend to prove it to you.

352
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,299
I don't see how. We don't even know
if Dad recovered from his bullet wound.

353
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,093
-Did you know that I shot Dad?
-Everybody knows that.

354
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,472
I don't even know if Dad
is alive and kicking or dead and buried.

355
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,557
Oh, Bean,
I don't think that's happened yet,

356
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,351
but what if I helped you find out?

357
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,314
I'm sure you recognize these floor plans
from your heist. My baby's first felony.

358
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,690
They killed Slappo, you know.

359
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,903
No, Slappo's still alive,
and those sweet, snarling dogs, too.

360
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,322
Now, I've drawn in
the Trøgs' secret tunnels.

361
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,700
Here's the one I had them use to get
the music box back into your bedroom.

362
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,328
Here's the one that goes straight
to Dad's room. I'll use it--

363
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,289
I'm afraid not.
The passages are only big enough for Trøgs

364
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,541
and those aren't tunneling thighs, dear.

365
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,877
-But perhaps your little elf friend…
-[chuckles]

366
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:58,298
Um, her little elf friend can speak
for himself. Bean, what should I do?

367
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,594
Follow the tunnel to Zøg's bedchamber.

368
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,264
When you've delivered Bean's message,
pull the rope twice.

369
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,057
If he's okay, tell him I'm alive.

370
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,476
And if you get a chance,
can you bring me my blue hairbrush?

371
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,396
It should be on the nightstand,
but Bunty might have moved it.

372
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,605
Mmm-hmm.

373
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,816
[grunts]

374
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,609
Somebody kick my ass?

375
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,736
[grunts]

376
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,581
-I'm alive.
-Yeah, so what?

377
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,965
Bean is alive, too…

378
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,135
[screaming and grunting]

379
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,680
Oh, hello, ghost of Elfo!

380
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,265
[clanging]

381
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,642
[screaming]

382
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,939
[grunts] Ow!

383
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,277
Elfo, quit clowning around.
Is my dad alive?

384
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,613
Yes. Am I? [grunts]

385
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,825
-[Bean] Oh, Mom, thank you!
-You're hugging me.

386
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:10,203
It's the first time I've hugged you
since you tried to kill me.

387
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,748
And I'm not letting you go this time.

388
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,083
What about my needs?

389
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:22,049
Bean's still alive!
I got somethin' to live for!

390
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,967
I'm glad you didn't bash in my head.

391
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,595
There's plenty of other heads
we could bash in, sire.

392
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,765
Listen. You're the only guy I trust,
except that elf on the rope.

393
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,225
Where'd he go? Anyway, here's the plan.

394
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:38,190
The only way Odval and the Archdruidess
will let me outta here is if I'm dead.

395
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:42,360
So you go get a coffin, drag it up here,
and stick me in it.

396
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:46,615
So you do want me to kill you?
Okay, sounds like a plan.

397
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,242
-[grunts]
-Hold on, let me finish, dumbass!

398
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,996
You nail me into the coffin,
you tell everybody I died,

399
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,749
wheel me outta town,
go get Turbish and Mertz,

400
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,126
and we'll figure out
how to bust this conspiracy

401
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,420
from the safety
of my secret royal hideaway.

402
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,839
Great! Where is
your secret royal hideaway?

403
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,760
It's an unmarked castle about
20 miles from here. You can't miss it.

404
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:15,685
Your Majesty, I crave an audience.
Put down the dolls.

405
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:16,603
Granted.

406
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,147
As you may know,
I'm something of a swine vivant.

407
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,734
I and my fellow scallywags
find it increasingly hard

408
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,363
to carouse in the face
of all your new religious edicts.

409
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,741
I'd like to help you
if I could understand you, Pig Merkimer.

410
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,327
I'm talking about roistering and rutting!

411
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:36,706
Consecrating our desires
without fear of reprisal or castigation.

412
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,252
Sire, you must revoke
your pronouncements posthaste!

413
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:43,171
I don't know if Odval
or Purple Mommy would approve.

414
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:48,051
But you are king. I beg of you on behalf
of all the deviants of Dreamland.

415
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,761
[chuckles]

416
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:54,307
[clears throat]
Come along, Your Majesty. It's edict time.

417
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,435
Ugh, shouldn't you be
wallowing in your own filth?

418
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,855
If only! You know that's been banned.

419
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,441
Remember the wankers!

420
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,030
[Derek groans] "Edict number 43."

421
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:14,202
"All executed shall endow their clothing
to Odval or the Archdruidess,

422
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,788
depending upon who looks best in it."

423
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,290
That was one of mine.

424
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:23,670
Hmm. These are getting pretty arbitrary.
Maybe Merkimer was right.

425
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,548
Why can't I be arbitrary, too? I'm king.

426
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:31,928
New edict! "From now on, all weirdos
get to do whatever they want!"

427
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,263
"Except Weirdo."

428
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,515
"That noise he makes
really creeps me out."

429
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,225
He's going off-scroll!

430
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,687
I like this. Let's see. "From now on,

431
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,732
disputes will be resolved
by pancake eating contests."

432
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:49,279
Um… "All rocking horses must be built
to support the huskiest of boys."

433
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:53,200
"A statue shall be erected
in honor of my dear sister Bean,

434
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,453
and maybe a sandwich at the deli
can be named after Elfo and Luci."

435
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,371
Faster, before he gives it all away!

436
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:02,000
"And a socialist utopia
shall be established that will--"

437
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,210
[grunts]

438
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,171
Ceremony's over. Go in peace!

439
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:12,135
Inquisition starts in five,
four, three, two…

440
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,887
-[screaming]
-You better run!

441
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,434
[smacks lips and blows]

442
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:22,395
So long, cruel jerks. [chuckles]

443
00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:28,693
Bang it down tight.
I'm only gonna be in here like an hour.

444
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,949
That's the final nail
in your coffin, sire.

445
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:38,870
Ah, nuts, my cigar went out.
I didn't pack enough for the whole hour.

446
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,664
Go and prepare the escape wagon!

447
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:42,082
Yes, sire!

448
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:45,627
[laughing] I'm a goddamn genius.

449
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,505
-[snoring]
-[music box creaking and winding]

450
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:49,673
-[melody playing]
-[grunts]

451
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,175
[groans]

452
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,359
What is this stuff?

453
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,196
-[sniffs] Hmm.
-[door closes]

454
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,864
[gasps]

455
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,616
[grunts]

456
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,707
Oh, no! The sacred goo!

457
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:28,378
That's enough, Yugo. You've gotta
feed Dagmar her midnight snack.

458
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,630
[groans] I knew this day would come.

459
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,008
Don't worry, you won't remember a thing.

460
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,029
[knocking]

461
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,119
Mom, what's the deal with the crazy music?

462
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:05,248
I thought we were past that.
It's catchy, but you gotta cut it out.

463
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,625
Mom? I'm talking to you.

464
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,545
Mom! Mom!

465
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,964
[screams]

466
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,758
Hiya, Princess!

467
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:24,142
Hey, Pendergast,
it's gettin' stuffy in here.

468
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,188
Let's go, already!

469
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,441
Pendergast?

470
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,610
What are you doing up on that pole?

471
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,445
[yelping]

472
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,906
Open it up! Help.

473
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:41,534
-Help! Help! Where you takin' me?
-[thunder rumbling]

474
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,203
Whaddaya doin'?

475
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:49,125
The wagon wheels are so spooky
on the cobblestone!

476
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:53,046
I don't like that sound no more.
I used to but now I don't.

477
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,841
Aw, come on! What's goin' on?

478
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,427
[yells]

479
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,804
-[coffin thuds]
-[Zøg] Hey!

480
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,850
Whaddaya doin'?
You're just gonna leave me in here?

481
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,686
You're not gonna say nothin'?

482
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,774
Shaddup. [laughing maniacally]

483
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,318
[Zøg yelping and screaming]

484
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,122
[closing theme music playing]