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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（包伯的墓園
‎鬧鬼辦公大樓預定建地）

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‎（唉呀管他是誰）

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‎救命！

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‎怎麼會沒人聽見我？

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‎我是夢王國最吵的人

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‎我知道你在上面！
‎我聽到你在躡手躡腳！

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‎不行，我出不去了

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‎媽的！我進棺材前
‎為什麼要喝一大桶水？

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‎還在進棺材後又喝一桶？

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‎現在我還是好渴！

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‎潘特蓋斯特，你本來是我唯一的希望
‎現在你死了，變成潘特蓋死特

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‎等一下，特比需和莫茲知道這個計畫
‎他們會來救我

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‎莫茲，我們是不是忘了什麼事？

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‎我們現在不是該去跟誰見面嗎？

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‎（生日快樂，莫茲他媽）

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‎怎麼又這樣

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‎生日不快樂

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‎我在騙誰啊，那兩個豬頭靠不住

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‎我得想法子靠自己逃出去

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‎幸好我帶了思考雪茄

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‎我剛發覺這不是好主意

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‎好安靜，她們也許在和好

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‎我們在偷聽同一扇門嗎？

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‎快逃！

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‎我媽不只會迷惑人，她還吃腦！

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‎荳荳，逃離妳媽早就過時了

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‎阿福都比妳更像我媽！

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‎這句話戳破了好多幻想
‎但也激發出好多新畫面

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‎他們過不來，現在可以喘口氣了

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‎昆蟲眼，這個屁股好看嗎？

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‎搞什麼…

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‎對不起

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‎你的臉，對不起

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‎誰記得我們要怎麼起來？

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‎很好，你們找到地窖了

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‎事情演變成這樣真可惜

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‎-我是真的愛妳
‎-那就放我出去

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‎但沒愛到那個地步

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‎假裝在乎妳的感受，其實還真累人

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‎我再也不必叫妳“親愛的”了

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‎好啊，那也別再叫我“甜心”
‎“寶貝”和“沒用女兒”吧？

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‎-隨妳怎麼說，臭臀女
‎-扁臀女！

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‎-搞精靈賤人！
‎-吃腦爛貨！

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‎-不聽命運安排！
‎-愛說預言魔女！

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‎松鼠臉！

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‎至少我沒有小蠻腰和一雙長腿！

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‎對，是應該洩氣

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‎誰來放我出去！

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‎我還年輕，不該被活埋在棺材裡
‎我一把年紀了，沒力氣靠自己出去

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‎好，索古，振作一點
‎你不會馬上死掉

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‎只會永遠待在這口小箱子裡

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‎不能呼吸、活動或抓癢

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‎而且說癢就癢！糟糕，來了
‎還在最難抓的地方！

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‎真是的，我們是第四次
‎被強行關起來了吧？

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‎算進阿福的木琴演奏會的話
‎就是第五次

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‎-那一晚可真漫長
‎-怎麼這樣說啦

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‎這裡面有人
‎荳荳，拿出妳的當家本領

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‎對別人發洩妳的母親情結

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‎原來只是阿離

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‎“只是阿離”？這可是那個
‎“別再說阿離了，阿說”的阿離

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‎我不認識阿說

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‎是那個可怕海盜阿離啊！
‎他狠揍過我，記得嗎？

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‎記得

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‎阿離，你怎麼被關在這？

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‎說來話長，反正你們也出不去
‎聽我娓娓道來

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‎找到索古的替身真是謝天謝地

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‎等索古本尊確定死透了
‎就可以展開第二階段

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‎我們的陰謀真是邪惡到不行啊

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‎只要那孩子別亂發問就好

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‎什麼叫“發問”？

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‎戴瑞克，我都沒看到你

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‎因為我穿小貓鞋悄悄走來的

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‎這是16隻真貓的腳做的

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‎那我可以見我父王嗎？
‎我帶了一碗湯，要替他的靈魂打氣

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‎靈魂是要下地獄的，不是要喝湯！
‎隨便你，進去吧

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‎但別太靠近，戴瑞克，死亡會傳染

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‎16隻貓腳

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‎父王，我帶了你最愛的菜，是吃的！

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‎我就放在你床邊，我愛你，父王

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‎我們把他耍得團團轉

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‎耍愚蠢的呆子最有成就感了

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‎到了，孩子，進去吧，對啦

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‎快給我進去，安穩地睡吧

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‎如果你出了事，這王國就沒人統治了

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‎我們可不想要那樣，對吧？

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‎但他們就可以建立
‎社會主義的烏托邦…

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‎唉呀，你都開始精神錯亂了
‎最好快點上床，陛下

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‎我不累，要不要陪我玩？

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‎既然父王都病重到長象牙了
‎你可以當我的新朋友

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‎加上我自己，我就有兩個朋友了

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‎我真的得走了
‎今天是莫茲他媽的生日

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‎了不起，把國王像普通罪犯一樣
‎關在房間裡

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‎懦弱得讓人欣喜

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‎我沒資格被妳稱讚

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‎戴瑞克就愛關進自己房間
‎他甚至會自己上鎖

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‎我是在室男！

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‎可悲

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‎那時的我呢，正在做我自己的事

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‎翻找他們的財寶，卻被矮怪逮個正著

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‎他們想逼問我，我則想讓他們眨眼

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‎兩邊都失敗了
‎然後他們就把我關在這裡

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‎他們為什麼要關住你？
‎你跟他們一樣又弱又討人厭

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‎是那個白頭髮的大女士
‎長得跟她很像的那個

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‎他們都聽她吩咐

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‎好像她是什麼妖媚的女神

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‎也不能怪他們
‎換成是我也不會想離開那種美女

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‎好啦，我懂，我媽很辣

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‎你到底要不要擦乾口水，幫我的忙？

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‎如果妳想要幫忙，就該找阿幫

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‎慢著，他為了幫我而死

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‎不知道我還能撐多久，我會死的

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‎往好處想，我會見到
‎所有死去的親戚

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‎慢著！他們多半都是被我殺掉的
‎慘了！

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‎救命！誰來救我們！救人啊！

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‎路西！別吵了，我會拿刀刺你

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‎荳荳，監牢改變了妳

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‎還不夠煩嗎？我可以穿過鐵柵

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‎鼻子好痛！

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‎有人來看你了，小子

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‎好噁心

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‎哈囉，阿福！

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‎小崔，妳想幹嘛？看不出我在忙嗎？

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‎我帶了東西來幫你脫逃
‎在蛋糕裡，呆子

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‎快啊，阿福，戳破糖霜

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‎這是什麼鬼？

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‎（我會吞下你的精華）

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‎是我，沒穿衣服

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‎妳不是說這東西會幫我脫逃嗎？

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‎我是指在心靈上

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‎哦，不必，謝了

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‎去他的

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‎放開我，小子

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‎-路西！
‎-我來了

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‎住手，小子！

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‎阿福，揍他後腰！
‎快吐掉糖霜，過來幫忙

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‎抱歉

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‎每一次你都被蛋糕誤事
‎而且這蛋糕根本不好

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‎嘿！

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‎荳荳死了，父王也活不久了

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‎新媽咪和新爹地要我“別去吵他們”

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‎因為我“太過折磨人”

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‎只剩一件事能做了…

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‎躲在床底下

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‎咦？這是什麼？

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‎“兒子，這本書在我小時候
‎害怕得躲在床底時

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‎幫助了我
‎將來它也可能會幫到你

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‎-就像你現在這樣…”
‎-就像你現在這樣，愛尼的父王

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‎他寫成“尼”了

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‎“皇室紀錄

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‎從阿國古到索古

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‎夢王國國王祕史”

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‎“阿國古，夢王國第一任國王

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‎他利用發達的拇指
‎折斷反對者的拇指”

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‎“焦慮伯古
‎孤單死去時身邊圍繞著敵人”

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‎“心機夸古”

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‎這幾頁為什麼被撕掉了？
‎“遭咒”？糟糕

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‎戴瑞克？你手上拿著什麼？

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‎A書

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‎好了，阿離，這是真正的越獄
‎我們快溜

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‎不，我不能離開
‎而且你應該說“快閃”

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‎-可是你不能待在這裡
‎-他當然可以，我們走

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‎天啊，你是說真的？
‎該說溜還是閃，誰在乎？

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‎同胞，吾人務須持續地底祕密任務

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‎尋找失落的精靈王國，吾人…

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‎我還沒說完，他們就離開了

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‎原來被拋下是這種感覺

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‎老天天天…

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‎我快墮入瘋狂狂狂…

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‎狂…

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‎狂…

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‎我一直想在迷宮裡迷路

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‎就像要用腳解開的謎題

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‎前面那是什麼光？

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‎是…脫離這場白癡對話的出路

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‎岩漿，誰會放著岩漿不管？

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‎（岩漿儲藏區）

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‎沒法子了，我們出不去了

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‎老天，母后為什麼就是不放過我？

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‎她讓我氣到

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‎只想捏人、刺人和駕凌別人

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‎阿福，你有沒有想到誰？

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‎我想想，白頭髮、貌美如花

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‎頑固、有暴力傾向
‎沒有，我誰都想不到

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‎好啦，討厭鬼，我承認

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‎黛格瑪和我是有那麼一丁點相像

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‎-慢著，對了！
‎-別打我

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00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,945
‎我知道要怎麼出去了，跟我來

189
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,406
‎她好霸道

190
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,576
‎看什麼看？開始走啊！動作快！

191
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,327
‎救命命命…

192
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,384
‎她睡了，我們要小聲些

193
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,603
‎你來了

194
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,230
‎阿撫，可以開始夜間按摩了

195
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,359
‎快過來

196
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:08,496
‎你知道我不愛等
‎但你也知道我愛什麼

197
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,337
‎對

198
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,340
‎-很好，就是那裡
‎-嘿！

199
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,352
‎阿撫，不要喘氣

200
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:32,853
‎天啊

201
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:40,027
‎完蛋了，氧氣快沒了

202
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,822
‎我這次真的會死

203
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,492
‎至少我在棺材裡，他媽的

204
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,371
‎別了，荳荳，別了，戴瑞克

205
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,581
‎我愛你們兩個

206
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,542
‎別了，非普…

207
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,212
‎發普，我們地獄再見

208
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:01,507
‎別了，夢王國，抱歉我一直很吵

209
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,718
‎抱歉我從來沒跟人類交往過

210
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:10,224
‎最重要的…真希望我是
‎更好的國王，我…

211
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:37,710
‎我死了，我在地獄裡！

212
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,598
‎我沒有叫國王外送

213
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,309
‎戴瑞克找到一本特別的書

214
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,936
‎他害怕，因為書上說
‎他家人都“遭咒”

215
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,105
‎書本都會騙人啊

216
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,481
‎要是我相信這書上的文字

217
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,067
‎我就會是一團抖動的蠢果凍了

218
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,945
‎說到這個，現在也該布道了
‎快走吧！

219
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,449
‎去你的教堂寶座上
‎像個小統治者乖乖地等

220
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,244
‎國王的祕密書

221
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,289
‎有人把書頁撕掉了，不會是…

222
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:19,168
‎如果有別人在密謀卻不讓我們參與
‎我會很不爽

223
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,589
‎地獄好快

224
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,927
‎也好痛

225
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,606
‎好，現在站上去

226
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,126
‎滑來滑去，寶貝！

227
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,089
‎舒服！

228
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,256
‎好，可以停了

229
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,262
‎謝了，阿福

230
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,446
‎靴子不是該在膝蓋的地方彎嗎？
‎這樣永遠行不通的！

231
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,907
‎我真該讓阿福穿的
‎他以前也扮過黛格瑪

232
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,661
‎聽我說，詐騙的重點是自信

233
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,914
‎我知道妳辦得到
‎我見過妳大步走進地獄

234
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,001
‎現在拿出頑強不屈的荳荳給我看

235
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,878
‎說得對！我頑強不屈！

236
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:57,558
‎說話啊

237
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,810
‎大家好

238
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,022
‎不是啦，裝黛格瑪，妳這豬頭！

239
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,401
‎對哦，哈囉…等等

240
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,990
‎哈囉，親愛的，大家都好嗎？

241
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,951
‎真的？妳最多只能說出這種話？

242
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,413
‎我到處逛逛

243
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:23,500
‎想想能做點什麼壞事

244
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,253
‎但這下面真是陰鬱

245
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:31,216
‎你們知道什麼才好玩嗎？

246
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:36,513
‎就是我們到地面上去幹壞事

247
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,350
‎但我好像不記得樓梯或梯子在哪了

248
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,354
‎我們以前都用那種東西上去的

249
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,818
‎你們會想我吃了那麼多腦子
‎應該不會這麼健忘才對

250
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,655
‎說重點

251
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:58,619
‎哪個好心人可以帶我上去呢？

252
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,079
‎好吧，主人

253
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,457
‎成功了，可能我跟我媽真的很像

254
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,584
‎謝了，馬屁精

255
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,921
‎妳現在是在學誰？
‎抱歉，我認不出那個口音

256
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,589
‎好，走吧

257
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,591
‎慢著，不能拋下阿福不管

258
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,303
‎那隻綠色小討厭呢？

259
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,514
‎他在這裡

260
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,019
‎荳荳，我喜歡妳的新裝扮

261
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,897
‎她是假扮的，我是真正的黛格瑪

262
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,399
‎她撒謊

263
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:34,530
‎一看就知道我才是真的黛格瑪
‎白癡！

264
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,658
‎-我才不會那樣說
‎-我才不會那樣說

265
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,159
‎-我有嗎？
‎-我有嗎？

266
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,787
‎-妳模仿得好爛
‎-妳才爛

267
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,789
‎-大膽，荳荳！
‎-大膽，荳荳！

268
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,084
‎-不對，妳是荳荳
‎-誰是荳荳？我是黛格瑪

269
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,293
‎妳是那個荳荳

270
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,045
‎-荳荳最討厭了
‎-荳荳最討厭了

271
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,005
‎-荳荳最討厭了
‎-荳荳最討厭了

272
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,843
‎親愛的，再多化妝品
‎也遮不住那些雀斑啦，所以…

273
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,304
‎妳嘴角還有腦漿

274
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,890
‎-口音難聽死了
‎-妳是那個荳荳

275
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,892
‎我好迷惘哦

276
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,311
‎妳真是沒用的女兒

277
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:10,732
‎是嗎？我是妳媽，我還得愛妳

278
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,902
‎但我不喜歡妳，親愛的

279
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,113
‎妳小時候，我試過毒害妳父親

280
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:21,201
‎但我真該毒害妳才對
‎因為妳只會礙事

281
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,287
‎我根本不想要小孩

282
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:27,457
‎我生妳只為了實現預言，現在我成了

283
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,669
‎愛吃醋、心機又重的爛人
‎因為妳不聽我的話！

284
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:35,340
‎至少我知道怎麼完成一件事
‎不像我女兒

285
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,052
‎一輩子從沒完成任何事
‎除了喝光一杯啤酒

286
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,431
‎-我不知道這點有什麼幫助
‎-她們只是互相傷害

287
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,102
‎如果我不是真的黛格瑪
‎我會說接下來這句嗎？

288
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,271
‎我從來沒愛過妳

289
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,816
‎我…

290
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:59,281
‎成定局了，她是真正的黛格瑪
‎把假扮的人抓起來

291
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:05,412
‎黛格瑪？妳在地獄做什麼？
‎另一個黛格瑪，也問妳同樣問題

292
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,456
‎-父王？
‎-“父王”？

293
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,209
‎你怎麼到這下面來的？

294
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,005
‎我剛才說“父王”？我是說“老公”

295
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,340
‎轉得好

296
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,761
‎我知道妳不是荳荳
‎只是派來折磨我的惡魔

297
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,096
‎但反正我原本也是這樣看待妳的

298
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,224
‎所以我可以接受，惡魔

299
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,893
‎這樣吧，我就叫妳荳魔好了

300
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,187
‎今天真多事

301
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,982
‎我就不能有正常的父母嗎？
‎父王，你還好吧？

302
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,236
‎離我遠一點，我說過我是真的黛格瑪

303
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,404
‎把我女兒帶回地窖

304
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,450
‎至於她那兩個朋友
‎就丟進岩漿洞，丟到最深處

305
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,203
‎可惡！妳反而是越老越狠

306
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,204
‎不！

307
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,590
‎他們都在抽氣

308
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,801
‎看哪，有記號

309
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,928
‎不是那邊，是那裡

310
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,554
‎記號！

311
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,103
‎這一定代表這女孩、精靈和惡魔
‎就是救星

312
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,564
‎-歡迎，救星
‎-救星？

313
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:19,069
‎等一下，她本來說她是我們的救星

314
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,821
‎我們該怎麼處置這個性感替身？

315
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,407
‎我不管，讓她永遠消失就對了

316
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,451
‎-把她綁起來
‎-對

317
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,289
‎拿開你們的鹹豬手

318
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,961
‎荳荳，別這樣對我

319
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:42,092
‎母后，告訴妳吧，我以前愛過妳
‎但那全是我自欺欺人

320
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,511
‎妳欺騙了我的心，現在一切都成泡影

321
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,473
‎我再也不會上妳的當了

322
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,810
‎荳荳，至少把皇冠還給我
‎跟妳真的不搭

323
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:55,230
‎好吧，我為妳戴上騙子皇后之冠

324
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,863
‎她又耍了我

325
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,990
‎唉呀，她真的很會拋棄妳

326
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:11,079
‎親愛的，帶我們出去吧
‎我是說，帶我們出去

327
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,414
‎知道了，小子

328
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,875
‎來吧，父王，我們走

329
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,131
‎往上

330
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,467
‎我才不要從那裡回去！

331
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,384
‎嘿！

332
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:33,018
‎阿福！你走以前
‎我從來沒在梯子上做過

333
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,062
‎抱歉，我沒有30秒的時間

334
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,568
‎大祭司，我們有狀況了

335
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,654
‎這副望遠鏡每次都會看到狀況

336
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:49,010
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