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[opening theme music playing]

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[man] Hey!

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[Derek] Star light, bar fight,
first star I see tonight,

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I wish I may, I wish I might,
eat the dish I fish tonight.

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-[scoffs]
-Please bring Dad and Bean back.

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A shooting star! Did it work?

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Oh, God.

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Prayer games are over.

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Hurry up and get into bed.

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It's Tuesday night.
You-know-what begins in 20 minutes.

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Sex bingo!

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Shh. Tuck him in.

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Tsk-tsk.

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The pillow goes under his head,
not over it.

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[grunts]

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And remember, Derek,

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shooting stars are angels
plummeting to Hell.

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Good night.

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Well, that's no angel.
It's a seagull on fire.

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[seagull squawks]

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[Odval] What is that?
Some kind of clown car grave?

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[gasps] I can't believe my various eyes!

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Archdruidess, we have a problem.

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All these things ever see is a problem.

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[groans]

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Rising from the dead is witchcraft.

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Could Tiabeanie actually be a witch?

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Ah, no such thing.

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You know it's just a good excuse
to dispose of all the weirdos

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and free-thinkers and masturbators. Ugh.

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Hi, Pendergast.

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Dad, what are you talking about?

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That's not Pendergast.

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That's the poet who wrote
those mean nursery rhymes about you

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that all the babies
in Dreamland memorized.

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Listen, you can hear it right now.

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[toddlers singing] ♪ Old King Zøg
Dumb as a frog ♪

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♪ Brains of a monkey
Balls of a hog ♪

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-[toddlers laughing]
-See?

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Bye, Pendergast.

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[Odval] And the king lives, too.

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What happened? We burnt them at the stake,

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but now they're alive
and completely raw and ungrilled.

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There's no other explanation.
Bean possesses powerful magic.

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She'll kill us all with her
goo-goo hoo-doo voodoo walla-walla--

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Ow!

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[grunts and yelps]

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Shut up and let me think.

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I'll tell you exactly what's happening.

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Someone must have helped
those troublemakers escape death,

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and I'm gonna find out who.

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Derek, honey,
you have some special visitors.

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Now, all you have to
tell those sweet boys… [groans]

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Where is the little bastard?

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[Derek] Yay!

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He's remarkably speedy
for such a beachball of a boy.

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Oh, Bean, you're alive!
I'm sorry for everything.

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Never ever, ever, ever
burn me alive at the stake again.

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All right, Luci, your turn.

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I should torment you
for the rest of your life,

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but I got my hands full with your sister.

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Okay, your turn, Elfo.

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I'm gonna break all your toys. Oh!

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And Old Daddy, you're back home.

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Oh! I love you
so much more than New Daddy.

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I won't say that doesn't hurt.

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Why, hello, sire. How are you feeling?

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About me, in particular?

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Huh? Who said that?
Who wanna know how I'm feelin'?

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Oh, I'll tell you how I'm feelin'.

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Raise the drawbridge.

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I'm feelin' great!

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Lower the drawbridge.

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'Cause down there I realized
important stuff I wasn't aware of before.

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Raise the drawbridge.

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[Zøg] About myself.

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Lower the drawbridge.

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I learnt there's an enemy
lurkin' among us.

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Raise the drawbridge.

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And its name is mental illness
and the stigma that accompanies it.

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Believe me, I know,
'cause I've been to Hell and back.

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I've seen things
no human eyeballs should ever see.

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I made noises
no human earholes should ever hear.

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[mimicking echo] I, I, I…
What, what, what…

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But I also discovered
the most important thing in life.

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And then I forgot it.

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And now, I just wanna lie down.

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So lower the goddamn drawbridge,
will ya, huh?

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Lower the goddamn drawbridge,
will ya, huh?

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I think we're getting away with it.

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Zøg's too crazy
to remember anything we did to him.

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How can we be sure?

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[Zøg mimicking echo and grumbling]

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[chuckles]

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Ugh! I swear, these tight, sexy clothes

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were designed
to cut off cognitive thinking.

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I was hoping you'd at least
keep that look for the party, Dagmar…

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I mean, Bean.

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Um… Hmm.

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[sighs] Now these boots
were made for thinking.

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[sarcastically] Yay.

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[blows trumpet]

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[crowd clapping]

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Fellow Dreamlanders,
our difficult period has passed.

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A beloved king
and father was gravely wounded,

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but miraculously recovered.

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I know that blue kid.
He lives in my building.

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A sister was accused of being a witch
and a brother burned her at the stake.

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These are the things
that we will look back on at holidays

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and laugh and laugh.

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[crowd laughing]

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[clears throat]

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So, Bean, I want you to know
I love you, and you're pardoned.

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Your crimes are forgiven.

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[crowd] Aw.

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-Wait, all of them?
-Uh, yeah, sure.

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Yes! Oh.

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Once again,
the rich white girl gets away with it.

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Justice!

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And in this spirit,
I would also like to pardon the following.

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"Elfo, Luci,
and last but not least, Old Man Touchy,

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on the condition that
you promise you will never touch again."

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I promise.

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I lied! [babbling]

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To be honest,
I'm glad the execution didn't take.

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That's what happens
when you ask a bonfire to do an ax's job.

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Otherwise, you'd be one dead witch.

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Thanks, Stan, but once again, not a witch.

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Just what a resurrected witch would say.

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Oh! Act casual, she's looking right at us.

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Hey, girl.

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Weird. Why is Odval being so friendly?

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And why is everyone
so casual about the fact

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that Dad and I are supposed to be dead?

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What about me?

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Nobody cared
either time I came back to life.

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I was disappointed both times.
Disappointment's a form of caring.

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Excuse me, but is anyone else
bothered by the rules of this world?

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I mean, people get
turned to stone or burned alive,

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and the next thing you know,
they're walking around, no harm, no foul.

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I mean, I myself
was shot with a flaming arrow--

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[groans]

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Who did that?

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They say,
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown."

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That's why it belongs
on the heaviest fathead around.

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And here he comes now.
My dad, your king, King Zøg.

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-[unenthusiastic clapping]
-[man 1] Yay.

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Give me that. [grunts]

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Get outta here.

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Thank you! Thank you very much.

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This is for all the kids out there
who dream of becomin' a king.

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Keep dreamin',
'cause I'm the only king here forever.

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All hail our only king here forever!

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And if you forget,
you get your head chopped off!

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Now, start cheerin'!

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[crowd cheering]

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Free drinks in the courtyard,
ya boozebags!

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[crowd cheers louder]

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[man 2] Okay, revolution's postponed
for another day.

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Anyway, I guess
it's better to be respected

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for who I am, not what I am, right?

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Who you are is a nobody,
and what you are ain't nothin'!

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[groans]

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[Archdruidess] Raise the drawbridge!

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[Derek whimpers]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Who's that lurking in the dark alley?

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[grunts]

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[laughs]

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Perhaps new friends?

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-Greetings, ragamuffins! May I play?
-Sure.

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Wanna play a little game
called "Like This Whapsee"?

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Like This Whapsee? Well, how do you play?

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-Like this. Whap! See?
-Ow.

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Hey, ain't you a king or somethin'?

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Oh, I'm not a majesty anymore.
I'm a common idiot just like you fellas.

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Then I guess
you won't be needin' this crown.

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Yeah. I suppose I don't need it. Huh.

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Say, what's the big idea agreein' with us?

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Zippidee, Doo-Dah, barrelize him!

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But we ain't got no barrel.
We traded it for these crates.

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I can pretend I'm in a barrel.

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Stop bein' so agreeable!

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-All right.
-[all grunt]

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[Derek] Ow, ow, ow.

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Ow, ow, ow.

187
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Ow, ow, ow.

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[continues yelping]

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[Zøg laughing hysterically]

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Wow! Listen to Zøg's laughter.

191
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Someone must be getting executed.

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[muttering and laughing]

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Oh, Bean, get over here.
You gotta look at this.

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Again, sire?

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Mmm-hmm.

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[jingling]

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[laughing]

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Pendergast! Oh, it's funny
'cause it's true.

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I dreamed of this moment for so long,
but I'm more worried than validated.

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I ain't talkin' to you.
I'm talkin' to the head.

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[chuckling] Ah!

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Dad, what's wrong with you?

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Ask Pendergast.

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[groaning]

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He knows everything.

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[Bean] Yikes.

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Okay, that's enough.

208
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Oh, no! I hope I die this time!

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Ow. Ow. Ow.

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[continues yelping]

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[grunts]

212
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I don't belong in the castle.
I don't belong with the common folk.

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[sighs wearily]

214
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Maybe the scary woods will accept me?

215
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Oh, a warning sign! "Beware of…" Uh-oh.

216
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I better not finish reading it
or I'll get too frightened.

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[suspenseful music playing]

218
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[Mertz's mother] Are you sure?

219
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Yes, Ma, I did wash my taint.

220
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I didn't.

221
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You're a sociopath.

222
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Murbish, Tertz, we're looking
for Pendergast. Have you seen him?

223
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Not since he told us to meet up with him
to help Zøg. Remember?

224
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Oh, yeah. Pendergast never showed up.

225
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Good thing, 'cause we didn't either.

226
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What was Pendergast
supposed to help my dad do?

227
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We'll never know.

228
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Well, where is Pendergast now?

229
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We'll never know.

230
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Well, this has been a waste of time.

231
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We'll never know.

232
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Hey, Detective Dumbass,
have you checked his locker?

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-What the--
-[all exclaiming]

234
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It's Pendergast!

235
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Oh, my God! Who did this?

236
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He looks so different
with his head sliced off.

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[suspenseful music playing]

238
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[leaves rustling]

239
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Oh, hello, pretty pony.

240
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Don't be afraid.
Here, you want something to eat?

241
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Aw.

242
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Huh?

243
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Ah! Cut it out! Ouch!

244
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[Derek grunts]

245
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All right, eager beaver.

246
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Find the queen, win the dough.
Where she stops, nobody knows.

247
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It's in the middle.

248
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That one there, in the middle.

249
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[animals cheering]

250
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,059
You gotta play this, pally.

251
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,187
Oh, I don't know. How much does it cost?

252
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,355
Whatever you got.

253
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,982
That's what I got.

254
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,781
I know. It's in the middle again.

255
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,326
Wha… But I'm sure I saw--

256
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,245
Sorry, pally, better luck next time.

257
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,914
[siren wailing in distance]

258
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,625
-What's that noise?
-Coppers! Skedeedle!

259
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,671
[mouse imitating siren]

260
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,383
Aw, it's just a tender little mouse.

261
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:43,137
Oh, help me. Help me, I need help.

262
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,681
[Derek exclaiming]

263
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,602
Hey! I don't hear any coins droppin'.
Where's all your goddamn money?

264
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,938
I just lost everything
in a card game except my pants.

265
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:59,278
You have the worst luck
I've ever seen. [cackles]

266
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,198
I don't know how
this can get any more degrading.

267
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,157
Hey, there.

268
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,242
My name's Derek. Who are you?

269
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,369
Well, no one's ever asked before.

270
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,787
Name's Sagatha.

271
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,164
You're beautiful.

272
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,373
What are ya, blind?

273
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,210
Please, don't tell me
you're gonna rob and beat me, too?

274
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,795
-Why, you got any money?
-Well, not anymore.

275
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,632
Well, you look rich.
Maybe we can work somethin' out.

276
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,301
But right now,
I gotta get you outta here fast.

277
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,261
The owl orgy starts in three minutes.

278
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,096
[owls hooting]

279
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,605
[Bean] Poor Pendergast.

280
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,981
Turn him over, boys.

281
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,443
Look, a hole in his armor.

282
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,991
-[flesh squelching]
-That's disgusting.

283
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:46,909
A bullet.

284
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,328
If we find the gun,
we've got the murderer.

285
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,663
Okay, let's split up.

286
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,582
Elfo, you start on the top floor.
Luci, you start on the bottom.

287
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,834
-You two stay here and guard the body.
-Yes, ma'am.

288
00:13:55,918 --> 00:14:00,464
We'd never let something happen
to our headless friend Pendergast.

289
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,840
[Bean sighs]

290
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,138
[Derek singing] ♪ Old King Zøg
Dumb as a frog ♪

291
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,975
♪ Brains of a monkey
Balls of a hog ♪

292
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,810
You're not gonna drown me, are you?

293
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,020
[Sagatha] Hey, where's the profit in that?

294
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,731
[Derek] Whoa!

295
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,068
[Sagatha] Welcome to Fairyland,
where anything goes.

296
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,403
For free?

297
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,488
Maybe I will drown you.

298
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,536
Don't ever walk barefoot around here.

299
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,746
And never eat at the strip clubs.

300
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125
You know what really freaks me out?

301
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,879
When I opened that locker
and Pendergast's body fell forward,

302
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,173
it's as if the killer
planned it that way, you know?

303
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,260
Leaning the body
right up against the door like that.

304
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,761
What a sick bastard.

305
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,471
"Oh, hello, I'm Elfo."

306
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,892
"I'm afraid of the dark."
"I'm afraid of decapitated bodies."

307
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,894
"I'm afraid of dying alone."

308
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,104
Oh. Okay, you know what? Kissy was right.

309
00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:01,692
You have a toxic personality,
so just go your way and I'll go mine.

310
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,868
Hey, Stan,
you seen Pendergast's head lately?

311
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,411
I don't know. Look in the back.

312
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,586
[whistling to the tune of "Old King Zøg"]

313
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:29,803
[stops whistling and yelps]

314
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,306
Hi, I'm the head of Pendergast.

315
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,224
[Luci screams]

316
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,602
[chuckling] Yeah, you better run.

317
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,228
[screaming]

318
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,068
[sighs]

319
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,277
Oh.

320
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,031
Okay, ball. I need answers.

321
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,157
Where's the gun?

322
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,534
No, wait, wait, wait.
That's not it. That's not it.

323
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,371
I have it. This is the real question.
Here we go.

324
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,331
Who killed Pendergast?

325
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,708
"The walls have eyes"?

326
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,337
That makes no sense.
Stupid ball, erase that answer.

327
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,631
-[electricity crackling]
-Ow! What the hell, ball?

328
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,841
Oh, my! Finger lightning!

329
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,510
Bean is a witch.

330
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:13,514
Unless she cast a spell on me
to make me believe she's a witch.

331
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,557
Which would make her a witch.

332
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,809
In which case, the witch…

333
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,769
Oh, Sorcerio, am I crazy?

334
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:19,979
Yes, darling.

335
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:24,066
But often, the craziest thoughts
are the most true, ya nutloaf!

336
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,485
[Bean] I bet there's a clue
in Odval's office.

337
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:27,987
[gasps]

338
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:32,074
I'm sure to find evidence of witchcraft
in the princess' bedroom.

339
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,075
[both exclaiming]

340
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,078
Whoa! I mean… Hi. Odval.

341
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,871
I was just, uh…

342
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,000
Out for a midnight stroll? Why, so was I.

343
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,292
Terrific.

344
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,795
-We can stroll together.
-[both groan]

345
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,216
Well, I simply must be going.

346
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,176
I have a thing with a guy.

347
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,804
Yes. I, too, must be going, for I…

348
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,931
have a guy with a thing.

349
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,272
[both] Hmm.

350
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,987
[Sagatha] Pull up a log
and meet the fairies.

351
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,989
This here is my new friend, Derek.

352
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:16,160
-[bubble pops]
-Ooh, he's a big one. What's his story?

353
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,579
-Says he's a prince.
-No way.

354
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,998
I say we get together
and make this prince a man.

355
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,043
Right now,
you're a delicate dandelion puff.

356
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,463
We'll teach you how to be
a big, manly marshmallow.

357
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,174
See, Derek,
there are two types of men in the world.

358
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,218
Dirty dogs always runnin' around
lookin' for action,

359
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,054
and then there's the sweet kittycats.

360
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,472
I have little cat feet.

361
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,057
Yeah, yeah, shut up about the feet.

362
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,142
[suspenseful music playing]

363
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:41,935
Oh!

364
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:47,983
Oh, Oddie, it's not couples therapy
if only one of us is putting in the work.

365
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,907
Argh! Don't sneak up on me like that.
What do you got to report?

366
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,951
-Oh, nothing. Just Elfo's a little jerk.
-You're a little jerk.

367
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,662
Shut up, you're both little jerks.
Now, look for the gun.

368
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,167
I wonder what "the walls have eyes" means.

369
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,294
[Miss Moonpence] Can I help?

370
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,675
Derek, we're gonna teach you
the ways of the world.

371
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,677
Each of us has a specialty.

372
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:21,266
Roxanne, economics.
Karly, linguistics. Snarla, bitterness.

373
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,392
Hey, Derek, down here.

374
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,686
One, stand up tall
and suck your stomach in.

375
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,563
Two, speak with authority.

376
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,108
Three, assume most people
are out to get you.

377
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,027
Four, only date someone
who actually likes ya.

378
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,863
Who's there to cheer you on,
who makes you laugh,

379
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,575
who brings you soup when you're sick,
and ice cream when you're lazy,

380
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,577
who gives you that special tingle.

381
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,539
And when you meet this gal,
don't let her go.

382
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,541
Well, that sounds like you.

383
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,961
The hell are you talkin' about?
I was thinkin' someone more like Snarla.

384
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,880
He can't handle what I got.
It's incurable.

385
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,134
[Miss Moonpence] When I said "help,"
I meant with a cup of tea or a biscuit.

386
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,677
I don't know where the gun is.

387
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,930
And even if I did,
I couldn't say, only hint.

388
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,725
Odval would have my job.
I hate that it's a man's world.

389
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,937
Come on, guys,
we gotta find that gun fast.

390
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,941
[suspenseful music playing]

391
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,277
-Hmm.
-[hollow clunking]

392
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,487
Hey, look. This thing is hollow.

393
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,906
-And there's the gun.
-[Bean] The gun?

394
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,117
[Miss Moonpence] You better hide.
Odval's coming.

395
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,203
[both grunt]

396
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:34,047
[rattling and thudding]

397
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,093
-Miss Moonpence.
-Yes, Minister?

398
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,555
I have a council meeting.
Did you finish those budgetary amendments?

399
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,472
[Miss Moonpence] Yes, Minister.

400
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,725
You made sure they're in my handwriting?

401
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,894
[Miss Moonpence] Yes.
I sent them down with Sorcerio.

402
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,061
Sorcerio?

403
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,732
Oh, no, that wrinkled old buffoon
always mixes up the pages.

404
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,445
Thanks, Miss Moonpence.

405
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,156
[Elfo banging on globe] Hey.
It's dark in here.

406
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,241
[Bean straining]

407
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,202
Oh, man, I can't get this thing open.

408
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,205
[exhales]

409
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,499
Sorry, Elfo, I tried jiggling the latch.
You live in there now.

410
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,377
We gotta get outta here.
Odval could be back any second.

411
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,630
[Miss Moonpence] Ahem.
Sometimes, it takes a woman

412
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,840
to pick up the man's world
and run with it.

413
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,929
[Elfo] Put me down.
I don't like being carried.

414
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:22,930
[groans]

415
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,806
[Luci] Whoops.

416
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,811
[Elfo] Hello?

417
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,151
Luci, stair! Stair, stair, stair!

418
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,569
There he goes.

419
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,743
-[metal globe clanking and banging]
-[Elfo groaning and moaning]

420
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,286
[laughing]

421
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,039
-It's not funny.
-Just picture it.

422
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,707
[laughing]

423
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,376
[guards grunt]

424
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,050
[Elfo] Ah. Finally.

425
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,551
[shouts] Ah!

426
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,221
What's that rushing water sound?

427
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,639
[screaming]

428
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,850
At least we found the gun.

429
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,937
Do you think my eyes
and bowels will stop spinning eventually?

430
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:15,565
Yeah, probably, but please
stop making eye contact in the meantime.

431
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,237
Without this gun,
Odval won't be able to shoot anybody else.

432
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,322
Okay, Elfo.
[snapping fingers and whistling]

433
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,116
Ow! I'm cured.

434
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,661
Point out all of Bean's hiding spots
so we can stash the gun.

435
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:31,248
Okay, this bedpost unscrews,
Bean's drugs are in there.

436
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,167
False bottom in the bathtub
where Bean makes her bathtub gin.

437
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,170
False bottom in the sofa
where Bean makes her sofa gin.

438
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,464
And this is where I hide.

439
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,757
I'm not in there now.

440
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,342
[Bean] Done. Gun hidden.

441
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,678
You're not telling me where, are you?

442
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,680
-Not a chance in hell.
-[Luci slurps drink]

443
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:49,808
[back cracks]

444
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,732
[gasps]

445
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,275
Ow.

446
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,364
Okay, kid,
we're gonna work on your gullibility.

447
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,574
You're too trusting.

448
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,201
Now go up there,
but don't get bamboozled by the cards.

449
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,911
Watch the dealer.

450
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,205
Watch his hands, watch his sleeves,

451
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,042
watch his pockets,
and watch your watch while you're at it.

452
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,461
Hey, it's the guy who always loses.

453
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,713
Wanna try again? Everyone's a winner.

454
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,548
All you gotta do is find the queen.

455
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010
[scatting]

456
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,644
Not so fast! Caught you!

457
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:39,900
Go ahead. I don't need you.
I don't need nobody.

458
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,109
[Derek] Hmm.

459
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,237
[mouse gasps]

460
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,157
You're not getting away
this time, you trouser-taker!

461
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,576
-[crunching]
-Ow! She bit me!

462
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,828
Ow! Hmm.

463
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,041
-[mouse shrieks]
-Hmm. Ah.

464
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,876
[mouse] Ow!

465
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,383
[gasps] Breaking an old woman's cane.

466
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,552
I hope you're proud of yourself.

467
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,638
Hey! I am proud.

468
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,600
You did it.
And you got your pants back, too.

469
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,019
Thanks to you, Sagatha.

470
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,439
You were a baby,
but now you're a man, baby.

471
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,398
[kisses]

472
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,070
It's time to go home. [whistles]

473
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,619
What the hell happened to Prince Derek?

474
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,913
He looks like someone
who just came of age, he does.

475
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:39,876
[gasps]

476
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,714
Guess you ain't
king of the crates no more, huh?

477
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,054
[grunts]

478
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,724
Oh, hi, Bean. I'm a man now.

479
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,185
Shut up, Derek. I'm looking for a traitor.

480
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,104
Oh, you're always doing that.

481
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:02,482
Yeah, well, this one shot Pendergast.
With a gun.

482
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,900
The gun you shot Dad with?

483
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,361
You pardoned me for that. No backsies.

484
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:13,493
Your attention, please!
Derek has a mustache now!

485
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:18,290
Greetings! I have
something important to say.

486
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:22,919
Sagatha, will you give me
your hand in marriage?

487
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,631
My hand? Wha…

488
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,925
Ah, I've married worse.

489
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,677
What say you, Father?

490
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,608
I've always wanted
teeny tiny grandchildren!

491
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,443
They can ride around in your pocket, sire.

492
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:49,362
Oh, wow. I did not expect that.

493
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,907
I had a whole passionate speech
ready to go.

494
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,450
Anyone still wanna hear it?

495
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,535
No?

496
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,704
Well, okay, then, let's have a wedding!

497
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,795
[announcer] Now arriving
on his cute little pony,

498
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,506
believe it or not, that's the bridegroom!

499
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,928
Girls, girls, girls,
this is a classy affair.

500
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,638
More cleavage.

501
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,848
I meant butt cleavage.

502
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,893
And last but not least or she'd kill me,

503
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:25,148
former Queen of Dreamland,
now Pirate Queen of the Seventeen Seas,

504
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,734
you guessed it, Oona!

505
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,405
Hello, darlings!

506
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,200
Oh, mother! You came!

507
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:39,079
Yes. And I bring lovely wedding gift
for new bride.

508
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,958
Oh, sorry. I forget to take off price tag.

509
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,343
There you are. In your face.

510
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,387
You think you're better than me? Oh.

511
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,097
Yeah? Yeah?

512
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,182
There you go, bitch. Suck on it!

513
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:03,979
Zøggy, I'm so proud
our little boy is marrying anything.

514
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,898
This means so much to whoever I am.

515
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,442
Are you all right? Or are?

516
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,986
-[babbling]
-Zøggy.

517
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,113
-[continues babbling]
-Shh.

518
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,323
[Oona] Quiet! Don't do that!

519
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,118
[both exclaim]

520
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:24,874
Don't we just look
absolutely bewitching in our dress?

521
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,043
What about you, mister?

522
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,422
If looks could kill,
you'd be arrested for double murder.

523
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,798
What a lovely couple.

524
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,134
Are you kidding? I'm so out of his league!

525
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,678
Hey, Oona, hey!

526
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,388
Crazy girl!

527
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:41,391
Hey, what is wrong with your father?
I ask because--

528
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,226
-[babbling]
-Zøggy!

529
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,478
He was buried alive
and he didn't take it too well.

530
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,980
[joyful music playing]

531
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:14,841
Dearly beloved and the accursed,
we are gathered here today to celebrate--

532
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:15,925
[Zøg babbling]

533
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:19,971
Who in the world
is making that god-awful noise?

534
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,973
-It's Zøg!
-[continues babbling]

535
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,016
Zøg did it.

536
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,186
Are you finished?

537
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,854
[mimicking echo] Yes, yes, yes!

538
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:32,108
To celebrate a truly bizarre
whirlwind romance--

539
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,151
[Zøg] Wait, hold on.

540
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,111
[babbling]

541
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,279
Okay, I'm done.

542
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:43,119
And finally, I promise never
to use a fly swatter, even in anger,

543
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:46,873
and to believe in you
just like you believe in me.

544
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,085
And now, Sagatha, your vows.

545
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,961
Oh, this ought to be good.

546
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,588
I got a nice thing going.

547
00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:56,132
I don't wanna mess it up
by opening my big mouth.

548
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,259
[Archdruidess clears throat]

549
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,351
[Sagatha grunts]

550
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:14,943
If any of you has reason why
these two should not be married, clam up.

551
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,113
They obviously don't care
what you or anyone thinks.

552
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,866
Now, everyone bow their heads in prayer.

553
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,326
Or disgust.

554
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,912
But do it, 'cause all the other
major religions do it,

555
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,205
so it must mean something.

556
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,540
[gasps]

557
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,424
Stop the wedding!
There's a traitor in the church!

558
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,383
[crowd gasping]

559
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:41,302
It's Odval! Odval killed Pendergast.

560
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,013
He shot him
and then he chopped his head off!

561
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,642
Nonsense. Why, look,
Pendergast is right here.

562
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,603
Pendergast! You're alive!

563
00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,481
-[shrieking]
-[crowd gasping]

564
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,901
Odval never had the nerve.

565
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,154
[crowd gasping]

566
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,572
How did you get the gun?

567
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:04,075
Lots of people
have access to your room, Bean.

568
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,286
I'm sorry, Bean.
She threatened to shoot me.

569
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,704
Shut up, Turbish.

570
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,540
But I now realize
she couldn't have without the gun.

571
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,168
-[gunshot]
-[laughs mockingly] Missed me!

572
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,711
-[gunshot]
-Ow.

573
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,045
[crowd gasping]

574
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,923
And now, it's time for the final shaddup.

575
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:19,966
Don't do it!

576
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,551
-Shaddup!
-No!

577
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,094
[crowd gasping]

578
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,269
Oh, Turbish! Turbish, are you dead?

579
00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:35,607
No, I'm alive.
I hid big skillet under tunic.

580
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,776
[gasps] Did you say "big skillet"?

581
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:43,323
-[engine revving]
-[crowd exclaiming]

582
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,785
[Archdruidess cackling]

583
00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,215
I wish you had more horsepower, Smokey.

584
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,976
[engine sputtering and dying]

585
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:16,397
-[crowd gasping]
-[engine turning over]

586
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,483
[crowd groaning]

587
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,235
Well, she's gone forever.

588
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,362
I wonder if she'll miss her road map.

589
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,113
Give me that.

590
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,367
Steamland.

591
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,665
[Archdruidess cackling]

592
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,917
[closing theme music playing]