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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎星光、酒吧幹架
‎今夜見到的第一顆星

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‎我許下心願，今夜能吃自己釣到的魚

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‎請讓父王和荳荳回來

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‎是流星！願望實現了嗎？

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‎天啊

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‎祈禱遊戲結束了

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‎動作快，上床去

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‎今天是星期二
‎妳知道再過20分鐘就要開始做什麼

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‎性愛賓果！

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‎快替他蓋被子

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‎枕頭放在頭下，不是頭上

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‎記住了，戴瑞克

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‎流星是墜落地獄的天使

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‎晚安

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‎那可不是天使，是著火的海鷗

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‎那是什麼？墳墓塞人比賽嗎？

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‎不敢相信我的三隻眼看到什麼！

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‎大祭司，我們有狀況了

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‎這副望遠鏡每次都會看到狀況

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‎死而復生是巫術

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‎媞亞碧安妮會不會真的是女巫？

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‎世上沒有女巫

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‎你知道那只是除掉怪人

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‎思想自由人士和自慰者的好藉口吧？

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‎（歡迎到夢王國
‎頭顱遺失，恕不負責）

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‎嗨，潘特蓋斯特

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‎你在說什麼？

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‎那才不是潘特蓋斯特

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‎那是把你的壞話編成
‎惡毒兒童歌謠的詩人

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‎夢王國的每個娃娃都會背那些歌謠了

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‎聽，你現在都聽得到

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‎老國王索古，蠢笨如蛙
‎腦袋如猴，膽小如豬

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‎看吧？

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‎潘特蓋斯特，再見

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‎國王也沒死

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‎怎麼回事？我們在柱子上燒了他們

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‎他們不但都沒死
‎還毫髮無傷，身無焦痕

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‎沒有其他解釋，荳荳身懷強大魔法

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‎她會殺死我們
‎施展她的天靈靈地靈靈…

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‎閉嘴，讓我思考一下

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‎我告訴你究竟是怎麼回事

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‎一定有人救了那批麻煩製造者的命

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‎我要查出來是誰

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‎戴瑞克，親愛的，你有幾位特別訪客

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‎現在你只要告訴那些寶貝孩子…

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‎那個小混蛋在哪？

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‎他肥得像球，跑起來還真快

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‎荳荳，妳沒死！這一切我真抱歉

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‎永遠不准你再對我用火刑

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‎好，路西，該你了

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‎我應該讓你的下半輩子生不如死

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‎但光是折磨你姐就夠我忙的了

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‎好，該你了，阿福

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‎我要弄壞你的所有玩具

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‎還有老爹地，你回家了

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‎我好愛你，比愛新爹地還多好多

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‎那樣說挺傷人的

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‎你好，陛下，你感覺如何？

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‎特別是對我的部分？

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‎是誰在問？誰想知道我的感覺？

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‎我這就告訴你我的感覺

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‎拉起吊橋

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‎我感覺棒透了！

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‎放下吊橋

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‎因為我在地底時
‎明白了之前不知道的大事

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‎拉起吊橋

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‎關於我自己的

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‎放下吊橋

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‎我是指我們當中有敵人

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‎拉起吊橋

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‎這敵人臭名昭彰，叫做精神疾病

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‎相信我，我知道
‎因為我去了地獄一趟

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‎我見到了人眼不該見到的事

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‎我發出人耳不該聽到的聲音

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‎我…做…

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‎但我也發現了人生最重要的事

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‎後來我就忘了

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‎現在我只想躺下來

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‎所以放下他媽的吊橋行嗎？

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‎放下他媽的吊橋行嗎？

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‎我們好像逃過一劫了

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‎索古瘋到不記得我們對他幹了什麼事

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‎要怎樣才能確定呢？

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‎我發誓，這套緊身性感服裝

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‎是專門切斷認知思考的

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‎我原本希望妳至少會
‎穿著上派對，黛格瑪…

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‎我是說，荳荳

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‎穿這雙靴子人才能思考

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‎（歡迎索古、荳荳
‎阿福、路西和費普歸國）

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‎（原汁啤酒，一大口25分錢）

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‎各位夢王國國民
‎我們艱困的時期已經過去

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‎備受愛戴的國王身受重傷

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‎卻奇蹟似地康復了

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‎我認識那個藍色的小孩
‎他跟我住同一棟樓

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‎被指控是女巫的姐姐
‎和對她用火刑的弟弟

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‎這些事情可供來日之思

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‎留為笑柄

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‎那麼，荳荳，我想告訴妳
‎我愛妳，還有妳被赦免了

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‎我原諒了妳的罪孽

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‎-等等，全部嗎？
‎-對啊

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‎好耶！

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‎富有的白人女孩再次躲過一劫

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‎正義得到伸張！

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‎既有先例，我也想赦免以下人士

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‎“阿福、路西”，最後是
‎同樣重要的“摸就知老頭

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‎唯一條件是你要保證再也不要亂摸”

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‎我保證

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‎我撒謊了！

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‎老實說，我很高興死刑沒成功

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‎叫營火完成斧頭的工作
‎下場就是這樣啦

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‎否則妳早成了死女巫

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‎謝了，史丹
‎但我再說一次，我不是女巫

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‎復活的女巫都那樣說

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‎表現輕鬆點，她正在看我們

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‎哈囉

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‎怪了，奧德沃為什麼這麼親切？

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‎父王和我死而復活，大家怎麼

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‎都不當一回事？

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‎那我呢？

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‎我兩次起死回生都沒人在乎

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‎我兩次都很失望
‎失望是在乎的表現之一

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‎不好意思，有誰也受不了
‎這世界的法則嗎？

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‎有人變成石頭或被活活燒死

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‎接下來那些人又走來走去
‎沒人受傷、沒人受罰

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‎我自己也被帶火的箭射中過…

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‎是誰幹的？

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‎俗話說：“皇冠戴於重頭”

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‎因此這頂皇冠該屬於
‎這裡最重的大頭

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‎他這就來了，我的父王
‎你們的國王，索古國王

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‎拿來

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‎滾開

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‎謝謝！非常感謝

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‎我要對夢想當國王的孩子們說

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‎繼續作夢吧，因為我永遠是
‎這裡唯一的國王

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‎我們永遠唯一的國王萬歲！

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‎如果誰忘了，我就砍掉他的腦袋！

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‎現在開始歡呼！

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‎各位醉客，中庭可以免費喝酒！

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‎好，革命延到明天

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‎總之，我猜大家尊敬我本人

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‎比尊敬我的身分好，對吧？

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‎你本人微不足道
‎你的身分一無是處！

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‎拉起吊橋！

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‎（肉汁大全餐館
‎精靈系高級餐廳）

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‎誰在暗巷裡徘徊？

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‎也許是新朋友？

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‎-髒小孩你們好，可以一起玩嗎？
‎-可以

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‎想不想玩一個
‎叫做“像這樣打”的小遊戲？

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‎像這樣打？怎麼玩？

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‎像這樣，打！看到沒？

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‎你不是國王什麼的嗎？

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‎我已經不是皇室的人了
‎我是愚民，跟你們一樣

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‎那我猜你也用不著這頂皇冠了

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‎對，我想是用不著了

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‎你幹嘛當應聲蟲？

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‎阿畢、阿弟，把他裝桶！

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‎可是我們沒有木桶了
‎都拿去換成這幾口箱子了

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‎我可以假裝在木桶裡

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‎不要再當應聲蟲了！

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‎好

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‎（阿雷的毒性太妃糖）

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‎哇，索古在大笑耶

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‎一定有人被判死刑了

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‎荳荳，快過來，妳一定要看看

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‎陛下，再一次嗎？

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‎潘特蓋斯特！因為是真的，所以好笑

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‎這一刻是我長久以來的夢想
‎但與其說受到肯定，不如說是擔心

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‎我沒在跟你說話，是跟這顆頭說話

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‎父王，你怎麼了？

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‎問潘特蓋斯特

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‎他什麼都知道

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‎噁心

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‎好，夠了

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‎糟糕！希望這次死得成

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‎城堡沒有我的容身之處
‎我跟老百姓也格格不入

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‎或許這座可怕的樹林會接受我？

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‎（您將進入魔法森林）

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‎是警告標誌！“小心…”

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‎我最好不要看完，不然會太害怕

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‎你確定？

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‎對啦，媽，我洗過那兩顆中間了

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‎其實沒有

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‎你這瘋子

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‎莫比需、特茲，我們在找潘特蓋斯特
‎他在哪裡？

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‎自從他跟我們約好要幫忙索古之後
‎就沒見到了，記得嗎？

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‎對，潘特蓋斯特根本沒來

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‎幸好，因為我們也沒去

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‎潘特蓋斯特原本要幫父王做什麼？

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‎我們永遠不會知道了

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‎潘特蓋斯特現在在哪？

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‎我們永遠不會知道了

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‎這簡直是浪費時間

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‎我們永遠不會知道了

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‎笨蛋偵探，有沒有查過他的鎖櫃？

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‎（潘特蓋斯特）

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‎搞什麼…

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‎是潘特蓋斯特！

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‎天啊！是誰幹的？

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‎他的頭被切掉，看起來好不一樣

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‎哈囉，漂亮的小馬

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‎別怕，想不想吃東西？

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‎好啦，河狸

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‎找皇后，得獎賞，她在何方無人知

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‎在中間

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‎中間那張

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‎朋友，這個你一定要玩

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‎我不知道，要多少錢？

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‎你有多少就多少

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‎我有這些

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‎我知道，又是中間那張

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‎但我明明看到…

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‎抱歉，朋友，下次運氣會更好

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‎-那是什麼聲音？
‎-警察！快溜！

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‎只是一隻軟嫩的小老鼠

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‎救救我，我需要幫忙

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‎我沒聽到硬幣掉落的聲音
‎你的錢都到哪裡去了？

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‎我玩猜牌時把錢都輸光了
‎我只剩下褲子

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‎我沒見過運氣像你這麼差的人

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‎不知道情況會不會比現在更丟臉

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‎哈囉

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‎我叫戴瑞克，妳是誰？

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‎從來沒人問過我

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‎我叫賽格莎

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‎妳好美

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‎你瞎了嗎？

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‎拜託別說妳也要搶劫我、打我？

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‎-為什麼？你有錢嗎？
‎-現在沒了

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‎你一副有錢相，也許我們可以想辦法

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‎但我現在得趕緊把你弄走

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‎貓頭鷹雜交派對再三分鐘就要開始了

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‎可憐的潘特蓋斯特

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‎你們兩個，把他轉過來

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‎盔甲上有個洞

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‎好噁心

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‎一顆子彈

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‎找到槍就能找到凶手

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‎好，我們分頭走

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‎阿福，你從頂樓開始
‎路西，你從底層開始

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‎-你們兩個在這裡守住屍體
‎-是，公主

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‎我們絕不會讓我們的無頭朋友
‎潘特蓋斯特出事的

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‎老國王索古，蠢笨如蛙
‎腦袋如猴，膽小如豬

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‎妳不會把我淹死吧？

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‎那對我有什麼好處？

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‎歡迎到仙子國，這裡無所不可

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‎不要錢嗎？

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‎也許我會淹死你

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‎千萬別在這裡打赤腳

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‎千萬別在脫衣舞夜店吃東西

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‎知道什麼真的嚇壞我了嗎？

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‎我打開鎖櫃時
‎潘特蓋斯特的屍體倒下

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‎好像凶手有意這樣

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‎讓屍體那樣靠著櫃門

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‎這混蛋真變態

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‎“哈囉，我是阿福”

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‎“我怕黑，我怕無頭屍體”

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‎“我怕孤單死掉”

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‎告訴你吧，親親說得對

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‎你性格惡劣
‎從這邊開始我們各走各的

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‎史丹，有沒有看到潘特蓋斯特的頭？

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‎不知道，去後面找找

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‎嗨，我是潘特蓋斯特的頭

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‎對，快跑吧

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‎好，玻璃球，我需要答案

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‎槍在哪裡？

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‎不對，等一下，不是問這個

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‎我想到了，真正的問題，我要問了

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‎誰殺了潘特蓋斯特？

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‎“隔牆有眼”？

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‎說不通啊，笨球，擦掉那個答案

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‎球，在搞什麼啦！

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‎天啊！指尖發出閃電！

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‎荳荳是女巫

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‎除非她對我施了咒語
‎讓我相信她是女巫

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‎這樣一來她就成了女巫

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‎這樣一來，女巫…

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‎魔法師，我瘋了嗎？

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‎對，親愛的

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‎但通常最瘋狂的思緒
‎也是最真實的，你這瘋老頭！

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‎奧德沃的辦公室一定有答案

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‎公主的臥室裡一定找得到
‎巫術的證據

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‎那個…奧德沃，你好

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‎我剛才在…

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‎午夜散步嗎？我也是

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‎太好了

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‎我們可以一起散步

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‎我真的得走了

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‎我跟一個男的有約

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‎對，我也得走了，因為我…

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‎約了一個男的

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‎在木頭上坐下，見見仙子

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‎這位是我的新朋友戴瑞克

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‎他好大，是什麼背景？

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‎-他自稱是王子
‎-不可能

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‎我們應該一起合作
‎把這王子變成男人

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‎現在你是嬌滴滴的蒲公英

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‎我們會教你怎麼當
‎又大又有男人味的棉花糖

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‎聽好了，戴瑞克，世界上有兩種男人

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‎一種是總想尋歡作樂的齷齪人

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‎另一種是善解人意的小貓男…

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‎我有小貓腳喔

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‎不要說腳的事

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‎小奧奧，如果只有一個人在努力
‎就不叫伴侶輔導了

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‎別這樣嚇我，有什麼消息要報告嗎？

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‎-沒有，只有阿福是小混蛋
‎-你才是小混蛋

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‎閉嘴，你們兩個都是小混蛋
‎快點去找槍

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‎不知道“隔牆有眼”是什麼意思

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‎需要幫忙嗎？

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‎戴瑞克，我們要教你
‎這世界的運作方式

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‎我們每一個都有專長

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‎洛克珊懂經濟學，卡莉懂語言學
‎史娜拉會挖苦

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‎戴瑞克，看下面這裡

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‎第一，抬頭挺胸縮小腹

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‎第二，講話有威嚴

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‎第三，假設多數人都想抓你

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‎第四，只跟真正喜歡你的人交往

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‎有人鼓勵你、逗你笑

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‎你生病時為你送湯
‎你發懶時給你吃冰

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‎誰讓你心動

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‎遇到這女孩時，就別放她走

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‎聽起來就像是妳

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‎你在說什麼鬼話？
‎我本想說是史娜拉那種

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‎他會受不了的，我這病是治不好的了

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‎我說“幫忙”是指端茶或送餅乾

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‎我不知道槍在哪裡

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‎就算我知道也不能說，只能給暗示

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‎奧德沃會炒我魷魚的
‎我真恨這是男人的世界

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‎快點，我們得快找到槍

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‎看哪，這裡面是空的

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‎-還有一把槍
‎-槍？

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‎最好快躲，奧德沃來了

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‎-慕便士小姐
‎-是，大臣？

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‎我要開政務會議
‎妳寫完預算修正案了嗎？

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‎是的，大臣

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‎妳確定用的是我的筆跡嗎？

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‎是的，大臣，我叫魔法師拿下去了

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‎魔法師？

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‎糟糕，那個皺紋昏老頭
‎每次都把頁數弄亂

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‎謝了，慕便士小姐

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‎喂…這裡好暗

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‎真是的，我打不開

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‎對不起，阿福，我扭過鎖扣
‎你只能住裡面了

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‎我們得快走，奧德沃隨時會回來

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‎有時候，男人的世界
‎需要由女人抬著才能轉動

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‎放我下來，我不喜歡被人抬著

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‎有人嗎？

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‎路西，樓梯！

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‎他下去了

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‎-不好笑
‎-妳想像一下

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‎總算停了

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‎那流水聲是什麼？

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‎至少我們找到槍了

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‎妳覺得我的眼睛和腸子
‎會有停止轉動的一天嗎？

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‎應該會吧，但在那之前
‎拜託不要跟我眼對眼

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‎沒了這把槍，奧德沃就不能再殺人了

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‎好，阿福

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‎我好了

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‎說出荳荳的所有藏寶地
‎讓我們把槍藏起來

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‎床角可以轉開，荳荳都把毒品藏這裡

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‎浴缸有暗門，荳荳用來做浴缸琴酒

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‎沙發有暗櫃，荳荳用來做沙發琴酒

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‎我都藏在這裡

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‎現在我不在裡面

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‎好了，槍藏好了

365
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‎你們不會告訴我放哪，對吧？

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‎我們打死也不會說

367
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‎好了，孩子，現在來改一下
‎你易上當的個性

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‎你太容易信任人

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‎去那邊，不要被卡片迷昏了頭

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‎注意看發牌的人

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‎看他的手和袖子

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‎看他的口袋，同時看好你的手錶

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‎是那個每賭必輸的人

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‎想再試一次嗎？人人都是贏家

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‎你只要找到皇后牌就好

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‎想偷雞摸狗？被我逮到了

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‎去啊，我不需要你們，我誰都不需要

378
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‎這次妳逃不掉了，偷褲子鼠

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‎她咬我！

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‎把老太婆的柺杖弄斷

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‎希望你覺得驕傲

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‎我是很驕傲

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‎你辦到了，褲子也拿回來了

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‎賽格莎，謝謝妳

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‎你以前是個娃娃
‎現在你是男子漢了，寶貝

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‎現在該回家了

387
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‎戴瑞克王子是怎麼了？

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‎他好像成年了耶

389
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‎我看你當不成箱子王了

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‎嗨，荳荳，我是成年男子了

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‎閉嘴，戴瑞克，我在找叛徒

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‎妳一天到晚在找叛徒啊

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00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:02,482
‎對，這個叛徒用一把槍
‎殺死了潘特蓋斯特

394
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,900
‎妳射父王的那把槍嗎？

395
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,361
‎你已經赦免我了，不准反悔

396
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:13,493
‎請注意！戴瑞克長出鬍子了！

397
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:18,290
‎你好！我有大事要宣布

398
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:22,919
‎賽格莎，妳願意跟我共結連理嗎？

399
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:25,922
‎我？

400
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:28,925
‎我嫁過更慘的

401
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,677
‎父王，你答應嗎？

402
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,608
‎我一直想要迷你兒孫！

403
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,443
‎陛下，他們可以坐在你的口袋裡

404
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,362
‎真沒想到

405
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,907
‎我都準備好動人的長篇演說了

406
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,450
‎誰想聽？

407
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,535
‎沒人嗎？

408
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,704
‎那好，我們來辦婚禮！

409
00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:02,542
‎（戴瑞克王子和賽格莎的婚禮
‎擺酷，否則砍頭）

410
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:08,507
‎信不信由你
‎新郎倌騎著可愛小馬進場了！

411
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,928
‎朋友，這是高雅的場合

412
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,638
‎溝再多露一點

413
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,848
‎我是指股溝

414
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,893
‎最後一位但同樣重要
‎因為我不這麼說就會被她殺掉

415
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:25,148
‎是夢王國的前任皇后
‎現任十七海的海盜皇后

416
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,734
‎各位都猜到了，是烏娜！

417
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,405
‎哈囉，親愛的！

418
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,200
‎母后！妳來了！

419
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:39,079
‎對啊，我還帶了
‎可愛的結婚禮物給新娘子

420
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,958
‎對不起，價格標籤忘了拿掉

421
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,343
‎好，怎麼樣？

422
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,636
‎以為你比我強嗎？

423
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,097
‎是嗎？

424
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,182
‎去你的，婊子，吃屎吧！

425
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:03,979
‎索古，我們的小兒子
‎竟然能討到老婆，我好驕傲

426
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,898
‎真的是有其父必有其子

427
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,401
‎你沒事吧？

428
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,194
‎索古

429
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,406
‎安靜！

430
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,323
‎不要出聲！

431
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:24,874
‎穿了洋裝，妳這可不是美若女巫嗎？

432
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,043
‎先生，那你呢？

433
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,422
‎如果打扮能殺人
‎你會以雙重殺人罪名被逮捕的

434
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,798
‎真是可愛的一對

435
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,134
‎開什麼玩笑？他哪裡配得上我！

436
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,678
‎烏娜，妳好！

437
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,388
‎瘋女孩！

438
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:41,433
‎妳父王怎麼啦？我問是因為…

439
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,226
‎索古！

440
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,478
‎他被活埋，受打擊後就變成這樣

441
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:14,841
‎親愛的與受阻咒的各位
‎我們今日齊聚一堂，慶祝…

442
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:19,971
‎那難聽的聲音是誰發出的？

443
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:20,889
‎是索古！

444
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,016
‎索古啦

445
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,186
‎吵完了嗎？

446
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,854
‎對…

447
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:32,108
‎慶祝一段真正怪異出奇的戀情…

448
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,151
‎慢著，等一下

449
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,279
‎好，喊完了

450
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:43,119
‎最後，我保證就算在氣頭上
‎也絕對不會用蒼蠅拍

451
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:46,873
‎而且我會相信妳，像妳對我一樣

452
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,001
‎該賽格莎妳說誓言了

453
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,961
‎一定會很棒

454
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,588
‎我正在經歷一件好事

455
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,132
‎我可不想張開大嘴，破壞這一切

456
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:14,943
‎誰有理由認為這兩人不該結婚
‎請閉緊嘴巴

457
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,113
‎他們顯然不在乎你們怎麼想

458
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,866
‎請大家低頭祈禱

459
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,326
‎或作嘔

460
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,912
‎但照做就對了
‎因為每個其他主要宗教都這樣

461
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,205
‎所以一定有意義

462
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,424
‎停止婚禮！教堂裡有叛徒！

463
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:41,302
‎是奧德沃！他殺了潘特蓋斯特

464
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,013
‎他殺了他，然後又砍下他的頭！

465
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,642
‎胡說，潘特蓋斯特就在這裡

466
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,603
‎潘特蓋斯特！你沒死！

467
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,901
‎奧德沃哪有那個膽子

468
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,572
‎妳的槍是哪來的？

469
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:04,075
‎荳荳，很多人都可以進妳房間

470
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,286
‎對不起，荳荳，她威脅要開槍射我

471
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,704
‎閉嘴，特比需

472
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,540
‎但我現在知道她沒槍不可能射我了

473
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,168
‎沒打中！

474
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,923
‎壓軸殺人大戲登場

475
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:19,966
‎別開槍！

476
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,551
‎-閉嘴！
‎-不！

477
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,269
‎特比需！你死了嗎？

478
00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:35,482
‎沒有，我在長衣下面藏了一口大煎鍋

479
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,776
‎你剛才說“大煎鍋”嗎？

480
00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,215
‎史莫奇，真希望你更有馬力一點

481
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,842
‎（歡迎到夢王國，發霉與黴菌之地）

482
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,235
‎她一去不回了

483
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,362
‎不知道她會不會懷念這張地圖

484
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:23,780
‎拿來

485
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,367
‎蒸氣國

486
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,725
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