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I've never seen her this happy.
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I have, but only in pictures
from before we were born.
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My guess is that she's gone insane.
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I know we've thought that before,
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but it seems real this time.
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Very creative, Anna-Kat, but wrong.
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I'm just enjoying
my new lasagna business.
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Best decision I ever made.
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I have seven steady customers,
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and my boss... me... is a delight.
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Is that how you package it?
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Don't you know
presentation is everything?
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Oliver, sweetie, I'm gonna
invite you to shut up.
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Franklin. What are you doing here?
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I'm spending the weekend.
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My mom's at a church retreat
in Atlantic City.
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They're going to improve
the church's finances
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through the blessings of card counting.
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Huh.
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I don't remember
talking to her about that.
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Anna-Kat thought it would be better
if we just sprung it on you.
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You always say it's easier
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to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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Anna-Kat, Mommy doesn't like it
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when you use her words against her.
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I've got $50 I'm supposed to give
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to whoever watches me.
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I'll watch him for $50.
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I can cross number 37 off
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that stupid life-skills list
you're forcing me to do...
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"Get and keep a job."
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Okay.
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Why don't you take
Anna-Kat and Franklin upstairs
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and get him unpacked?
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I could use a hand with my luggage.
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Isn't that your luggage?
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Hilarious. No, that's my carry-on.
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I couldn't help but notice
you called this a "business."
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I have clients. It's a business.
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- Is it?
- Yes!
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Prove it.
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You love "Shark Tank."
Let me "Shark Tank" you.
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Fine.
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Let's do this.
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Okay, hit me with your pitch.
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"Mama's Zazagna" is the best thing
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to hit the Westport food scene in years.
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Don't love the name.
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It's what Anna-Kat used to
call it when she was young.
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She also used to bark at the mailman,
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so not everything she did was so great.
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But continue.
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The poor starving husbands
of Westport are flocking to me.
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In the three weeks
that I've been in business,
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I have sold 120 servings.
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And what is the price per unit?
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$5 a pop.
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And how much have you invested
in the business?
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Let's see.
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Ingredients, containers...
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$473.17.
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I like to have choices.
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Okay, $600 in gross
minus your investment...
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Factor in the three lasagnas
you burned last week
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when you got distracted
by "90 Day Fiancé"...
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Mama's Zazagna has made roughly $11.28.
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No. That can't be right.
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Listen, Katie, was it?
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Your lasagna is great.
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But this isn't a business. It's a hobby.
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You're not an entrepreneur.
You're a want-repreneur.
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And for that reason, I'm out.
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04x07 - Flavor of Westport
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Ah, damn it, Katie,
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why is this stupid lasagna so delicious?
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Now that I'm getting divorced,
I shouldn't be exposed to this!
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I don't know. Why don't you mix it up?
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Fat Doris could be fun.
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You'd get some cleavage,
grow into your glasses.
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Oliver did this stupid thing
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where he took my profits
and deducted what I spent.
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Turns out I'm making 17 cents an hour.
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Mm, I don't know
if you can blame that on him.
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Oliver is good at business.
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- Maybe he can help you.
- You're right.
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It'd be nice to get something out of him
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besides a dirty look
every time I tell him
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I won't pay for his dry cleaning.
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Speaking of business opportunities,
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I've been working on contracts
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for this 20-something
YouTube star, Lonnie Spears,
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and he's looking for
a ghostwriter for his memoirs.
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Any interest, Greg?
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Thank you, Angela,
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but I'll stick to writing
important historical books.
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Oh. Are you working on something new?
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Actually, I'm working on something old.
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That's a bit of historical humor.
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It killed in the faculty lounge.
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I'll see myself out.
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Hi, Mr. Otto.
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Taylor and Anna-Kat are making snacks.
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I thought I'd come in
for a little guy time.
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Now's not good.
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You having a hard time with the writing?
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Franklin, I...
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You don't have to hide anything from me.
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I came in here earlier
and checked out your computer.
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I'm a snooper.
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Well, your snack's probably ready, so...
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I don't know why you don't
want to write that book
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for the YouTube guy.
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That's not really your business.
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Your wife is bettering herself,
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you're asking your daughter
to better herself,
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but you just want to stay
right where you are.
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Is this candy or a rock?
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Rock.
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You're right, Franklin.
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I have to get out of my comfort zone.
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Okay. While I was in here earlier,
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I took the liberty of buying you
some fruit trees online.
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You'll thank me in the spring.
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I have been thinking
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about our conversation this morning.
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I knew you'd come to me.
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I'm impressed you can admit
you're out of your depth.
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Having some other thoughts now.
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I'm not doing this
out of the goodness of my heart.
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No one thinks that.
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Running a small business will look good
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on my Harvard application,
along with Teen Help Line.
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But if we do this, I'm gonna
need a financial stake.
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How about 10%?
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I will not work
for anything less than 50.
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I will call your girlfriend's parents
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and invite them over for dinner.
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10% is fine.
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What are these?
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Labels for our product.
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What the hell is
"Coastal Farms Lasagna"?
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Our new name. It's perfect.
It sounds fancy and healthy.
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I don't like it. Change it back.
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Can't.
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I already submitted an application
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to Flavor of Westport
under the new name.
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Oliver, you can't just change things
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without consulting me.
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You asked for my help.
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Flavor of Westport is key
to growing our business.
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That's where all the restaurants in town
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give out samples of their food
to bring in new customers.
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We do well there, we're on our way.
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No offense, but you slap
the noodles and cheese together.
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Let me do the thinking.
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Saying "No offense" doesn't
make it any less offensive.
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Here, let me try.
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No offense,
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but you have the arms
of an American Girl Doll.
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I said "No offense."
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The antelopes are so cute.
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Aww! The baby's
having trouble keeping up.
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Don't get emotionally invested
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in the slow-moving antelopes, Franklin.
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Babysitting is a piece of cake.
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They haven't moved in two hours.
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Has it been two hours?
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Because I haven't stopped eating cereal.
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That's a lot of cereal.
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Hey, guys. Guess what.
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I have a meeting
with Lonnie Spears today.
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- No way!
- He's looking for a ghostwriter.
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Before you go there,
neither of us are ghosts.
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But I don't know
the first thing about him.
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Oh, he does
these hilarious pranks online.
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Look.
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Shh.
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Lonnie! No!
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Can't I just take a shower?!
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That stings!
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Lonnie! I hate you!
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Congrats.
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You're now the proud owner
of a Wendy's franchise.
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Lonnie, you can't just keep
giving me restaurants.
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- I don't know what I'm doing.
- I believe in you, bro!
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Lonnie...
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I love you!
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You know what happens when you cry.
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Ow!
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He makes money off of this?
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Millions.
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I know life isn't fair,
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but it seems like it's getting worse.
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I'm a middle-aged history professor.
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How am I supposed to
connect with this guy?
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You've got to speak his language...
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prank him.
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I don't know.
I'm not much of a prankster.
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Although, once, I did a hilarious one.
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I put on Wikipedia
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that General Peter Marshall Stevenson
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was born in Illinois!
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He never left Essex!
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Yeah, maybe something cooler than that.
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He loves shooting people
with paintball guns.
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Just do that. He'll totally respect it.
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I'm clearly out of my element here,
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so I'm gonna trust you on this.
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I'm having a weird couple of days.
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First, I got career advice
from Franklin,
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and now you, Trip.
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I'm gonna go see
if Luthor's got anything for me.
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Run, baby antelope! Run!
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Where are its parents?!
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Don't worry, that's them
crossing the river to...
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Oh, no! Crocodiles!
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This is a nightmare!
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Yeah, sorry to cut this short,
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but Flavor of Westport is tomorrow,
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and to participate, you have to
own a local restaurant.
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You don't have one,
so I'm afraid we're done here.
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- Oh.
- Hold on.
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I'm aware of that requirement,
but it's not an issue.
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In the 1770s, there was a brothel
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on the land where our house now sits.
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Due to a law
that dates back even further,
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because that brothel had
a liquor license,
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the Otto home does, as well.
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Which legally makes our home...
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- a restaurant.
- A restaurant.
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How do you know that?
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Dad told us that fact,
like, a million times.
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Every time your father says,
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"Oh, this is an interesting tidbit,"
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I smile, nod, and power down.
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I went online and found some copies
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of all the old documents.
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I'm impressed.
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Me too!
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Seal the deal.
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Try this.
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Delicious!
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And I love the name.
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"Coastal Farms Lasagna," sounds fancy.
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But this is Flavor of Westport,
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so you'll obviously
have to change the recipe.
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As of this year, we are now
a healthy-choices food festival.
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The noodles need to be gluten-free
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and you'll have to
replace the mozzarella
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with one of the nut-based cheeses.
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Cashew, Brazil, almond, pistachio...
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What nut you choose is up to you.
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Of course. No problem.
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"No problem"?
What are you talking about?
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Mom, let me handle this.
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No! This is where I draw the line!
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I asked you to help me grow my business,
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not make this into something else.
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We're not changing the recipe
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just to get into this crappy festival!
262
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,400
I think maybe it's best if you...
263
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,436
Oh, you don't have to
tell me to leave, Sam.
264
00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:54,571
I'll just go home
and get yelled at by my mother
265
00:09:54,648 --> 00:09:56,084
in our historic whorehouse.
266
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,348
Hi, Greg. Thanks for meeting us.
267
00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:07,136
Lonnie, this is the writer
I was telling you about.
268
00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:08,151
Hey, nice to meet you.
269
00:10:08,253 --> 00:10:10,053
Nice to meet you, too.
I love your videos.
270
00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:11,822
Ah, so you know what I'm all about?
271
00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:13,690
I think I do.
272
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,821
Lonnie!
273
00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:18,410
What the hell was that?!
274
00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,231
I'm trying to have
a professional meeting,
275
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,466
and you shoot me?!
276
00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,801
It was a prank to show
that we can, you know, vibe.
277
00:10:24,903 --> 00:10:26,582
That's not cool, bro!
278
00:10:26,722 --> 00:10:29,322
Angela, I'll talk to you later.
279
00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,025
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
280
00:10:32,127 --> 00:10:33,727
Trip said he'd love it!
281
00:10:34,863 --> 00:10:36,296
I heard it. I heard it.
282
00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:43,770
I can't believe you threw away
our company's future
283
00:10:43,872 --> 00:10:45,872
over something as dumb as ingredients.
284
00:10:45,974 --> 00:10:48,475
You think ingredients are dumb?
285
00:10:48,577 --> 00:10:50,777
Taste.
286
00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:52,879
I already know
what your lasagna tastes like.
287
00:10:52,981 --> 00:10:54,214
This isn't my lasagna.
288
00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:56,116
This is Coastal Farms Lasagna,
289
00:10:56,218 --> 00:10:58,819
made with kelp noodles
and cashew cheese.
290
00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:00,687
You're finally seeing things my way.
291
00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:01,822
Mm.
292
00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:11,631
Mmm.
293
00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:14,734
Not bad.
294
00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:17,437
Take another bite.
295
00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:20,740
I can't.
296
00:11:20,843 --> 00:11:22,075
It's sludgy,
and it smells like the stuff
297
00:11:22,177 --> 00:11:23,877
the plumber pulled out
of the shower drain.
298
00:11:23,979 --> 00:11:26,213
Here is some of the real lasagna
299
00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:28,014
to get that taste out of your mouth.
300
00:11:35,157 --> 00:11:36,156
I'm sorry, Mom.
301
00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,425
You'd be crazy to change the recipe.
302
00:11:38,527 --> 00:11:41,228
But we can't bring the good
stuff to Flavor of Westport.
303
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,396
We should have just lied
and kept the recipe the same.
304
00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:45,499
We should have just lied!
305
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:46,967
Now what are we gonna do?
306
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:51,371
We could go down there
and secretly hand out samples
307
00:11:51,473 --> 00:11:53,106
at the festival without a booth.
308
00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,510
I know I'm not supposed to
say stuff like this right now
309
00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:58,445
because you are lying and cheating,
310
00:11:58,547 --> 00:12:00,927
but I have never been more proud of you.
311
00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:07,406
These mason jars were a great idea.
312
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,416
Easy to secretly hand out.
313
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,906
Plus, they look fancy
314
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:14,221
but are actually cheaper than
plastic containers and smaller.
315
00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:16,090
We can charge more for less lasagna.
316
00:12:16,192 --> 00:12:17,224
It's a win-win.
317
00:12:17,326 --> 00:12:19,994
For us, not the consumer.
Which is another win.
318
00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:21,270
It's a win-win-win.
319
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,840
I'm glad you changed the name.
320
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,214
"Mrs. O's Lasagna" is a good compromise.
321
00:12:25,282 --> 00:12:27,583
This is nice, us hanging out.
322
00:12:27,651 --> 00:12:28,851
Yeah, it is.
323
00:12:28,953 --> 00:12:32,121
We haven't spent this much time
together since...
324
00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,556
I was nursing you, I suppose.
325
00:12:34,658 --> 00:12:37,226
We can use Taylor's college fund
for my therapy, right?
326
00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:42,865
No, it didn't go well.
327
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:44,433
Lonnie stormed off.
328
00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:46,235
You must've done something
to make him angry.
329
00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:48,604
Did you start saying "hashtag"
in front of random sentences?
330
00:12:48,672 --> 00:12:49,872
That makes me angry.
331
00:12:49,974 --> 00:12:52,042
More likely it was me
shooting him at close range
332
00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:54,109
with a paintball gun.
333
00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:55,477
See? That's funny.
334
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,448
And this is your idea of babysitting?
335
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,315
Leaving them
in front of the TV all weekend?
336
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:01,984
Have they even eaten?
337
00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:03,786
Uh...
338
00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,954
I'm gonna go with "possibly."
339
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:08,624
That's the kind of thing
you should know.
340
00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:09,958
We've eaten, Mr. A.
341
00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,694
Your list says "Get and keep a job."
342
00:13:12,797 --> 00:13:14,563
The way you're going,
that's not happening.
343
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:15,697
Fine!
344
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,633
I'll do something fun with them.
345
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:24,807
- What's happening?
- Where am I?
346
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,075
Hey, guys.
347
00:13:26,143 --> 00:13:29,144
Since I'm an awesome babysitter,
we're gonna play a game.
348
00:13:29,213 --> 00:13:31,413
- How about hide-and-seek?
- We'll hide first!
349
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,816
One...
350
00:13:33,908 --> 00:13:34,817
two...
351
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,318
- No peeking!
- ...three...
352
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,454
...four, five...
353
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,857
six, seven, eight...
354
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,171
Hey.
355
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:59,341
You need lasagna? I got the good stuff.
356
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:00,676
I'll hook you up.
357
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,277
First one's free.
358
00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:04,780
Psst. Try this.
359
00:14:04,882 --> 00:14:07,382
It's the real deal. Pure mozzarella.
360
00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:08,684
Website's on the label.
361
00:14:08,786 --> 00:14:10,252
We were never here.
362
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,825
How did you find me in the bathtub?
363
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:19,895
Well, for starters,
the shower curtain is clear.
364
00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:21,296
Also, you were whistling.
365
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:22,965
When you get "Eye Of The Tiger"
stuck in your head,
366
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,967
it doesn't just go away on its own.
367
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:33,942
Damn it, he's right.
368
00:14:35,946 --> 00:14:37,546
Franklin!
369
00:14:37,648 --> 00:14:39,281
We've looked everywhere.
Where is that kid?
370
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,517
It's been two hours.
Franklin disappeared.
371
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,851
Having fun, guys?
372
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,119
Oh, yeah!
373
00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:46,155
We're having a great time
playing hide-and-seek.
374
00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:47,923
- All four of us.
- Good.
375
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:49,491
Well, your mom called.
376
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,793
I have to run to Flavor of Westport.
377
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,029
She sold someone an entire lasagna.
378
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:57,032
You really pulled this together.
I'm proud of you, Taylor.
379
00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:00,269
We have to find Franklin.
380
00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:01,737
Franklin!
381
00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:03,572
Game's over! You won!
382
00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:05,274
He's not coming out until you find him.
383
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,142
He takes these games really seriously.
384
00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:09,044
He's technically still in a game of tag
385
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,589
with his cousins from last Thanksgiving.
386
00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:15,584
Katie, here's your lasagna.
387
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:18,487
Put it on the bench,
don't look at me, and walk away.
388
00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:19,855
Sure. Of course.
389
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:22,691
I would never assume I was just
gonna openly hand you lasagna,
390
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:24,560
kiss you on the cheek, and say
"See you at home, honey."
391
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,461
- Keep it moving.
- Okay.
392
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,509
All right, find Franklin.
393
00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:43,278
Show us where he is, boy.
394
00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:52,955
Did you guys really think
that would work?
395
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,056
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
396
00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,624
If you two get married,
397
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:58,093
you should think strongly
about adopting.
398
00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,662
Well, what are we gonna do?
Franklin is nowhere to be found.
399
00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,331
You've got to call Dad for help.
400
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:03,632
But Dad's gonna be so mad!
401
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,368
He's not gonna cross this off my list,
402
00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:06,459
he's gonna take away my phone,
403
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,536
he's not gonna let me have dessert...
404
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:10,772
A child is missing.
405
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:12,040
Right.
406
00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:13,275
Right, right.
407
00:16:14,945 --> 00:16:16,778
Mmm. Mmm.
408
00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:26,488
Cops, cops, cops! Act casual.
409
00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:36,031
We have got to get out of here
before we get busted.
410
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,900
I hope we get busted.
I've never felt more alive.
411
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,473
Greg Otto!
412
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,141
Get on the ground with
your hands behind your head!
413
00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:47,743
- Wait! What have I...
- On the ground! Now!
414
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,646
Greg Otto,
you're under arrest for assault.
415
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,649
Lonnie Spears is pressing charges
for your paintball attack.
416
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,151
What? That was... That was just a prank!
417
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:58,787
I mean, please! I have children!
418
00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:01,790
I'm sorry. I'm s... I'm sorry.
419
00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:03,025
I don't understand.
420
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,860
You're not going to jail.
421
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:07,462
These guys are actors.
You should see your face, dude.
422
00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:08,797
You look like my friend's dad
423
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:10,632
when he got nabbed
on "To Catch a Predator."
424
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,267
W-Why would you do this?
425
00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,535
Because it's funny.
426
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:15,971
And Angela came to me
and pled your case,
427
00:17:16,073 --> 00:17:17,139
so you should really thank her.
428
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:18,918
She gave me your book
on John Stuart Mill,
429
00:17:18,981 --> 00:17:19,947
and I read it last night.
430
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,943
- You did?
- Yeah. Loved it.
431
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:23,612
You're exactly the kind of ghostwriter
432
00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:24,913
I need for my memoir.
433
00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:27,516
You can give my life story
the emotional gravitas it needs.
434
00:17:27,618 --> 00:17:28,817
So the job is yours.
435
00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:30,252
Great.
436
00:17:30,354 --> 00:17:32,220
Can... Can they take off
the handcuffs now?
437
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:33,288
Oh, not yet.
438
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:36,124
One more thing, and this is important...
439
00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:38,627
I'm the one who does the pranks.
Not you.
440
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:41,997
- Ow!
- I'm sorry!
441
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,598
Sorry!
442
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,434
Mm, man, we're gonna have fun!
443
00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:46,902
So much fun, dude.
444
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,664
This is exactly why I spent
all those years getting a Ph.D.
445
00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:51,540
Oh, yeah, dude.
446
00:17:51,642 --> 00:17:52,908
Let's track down Mom or Dad
447
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,643
so they can help us find Franklin.
448
00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:56,845
Hey, there's Franklin.
Maybe he's seen your parents.
449
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,548
Franklin! Thank God!
450
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:02,317
How did you end up here?
451
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:04,820
I hid under a blanket in
the back seat of your dad's car.
452
00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,822
And it was so cozy, I just fell asleep.
453
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:09,224
And when I woke up, I was here.
454
00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:11,360
I'm just happy you're safe.
455
00:18:11,462 --> 00:18:13,295
Hi, Mr. Otto.
456
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:15,063
Well, hey, guys.
457
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,176
Taylor's the best babysitter
I've ever had.
458
00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,231
Oh, I'm glad to hear it.
459
00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:19,568
You can check that
off your list, Taylor.
460
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,836
What happened to your shirt?
461
00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:22,471
Lonnie Spears shot me.
462
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:23,705
It's going to bruise.
463
00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:25,474
But thanks to you and Franklin,
I got the job.
464
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,376
You're going to need that extra income.
465
00:18:27,478 --> 00:18:29,211
I also ordered you a gazebo.
466
00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:31,423
It's going to look great
with the fruit trees,
467
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,514
but it was not cheap.
468
00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:40,973
Are you seeing
all the orders that rolled in?
469
00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:41,920
Yeah!
470
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,191
Congratulations, Mom.
471
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:45,327
Your hobby's on its way
to becoming a real business.
472
00:18:45,429 --> 00:18:47,129
Well...
473
00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:49,798
I couldn't have done any of this
without your help.
474
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,466
That's true.
475
00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:53,034
And now that I've proven my worth,
476
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,137
I was thinking it might be time
to renegotiate
477
00:18:55,239 --> 00:18:57,272
my ownership stake in the company.
478
00:18:57,374 --> 00:18:58,573
Absolutely.
479
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:01,042
How about on three,
we both say a number?
480
00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:03,111
Okay, one...
481
00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:13,555
Good news... one of the guys
we gave a sample to
482
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:14,823
is a member of the Elks Club.
483
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,958
They want seven lasagnas
for their next meeting.
484
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,361
Amazing! We better get cooking.
485
00:19:19,463 --> 00:19:21,195
So, you gonna teach me
your secret recipe?
486
00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:23,131
No. If I told you, you would steal it
487
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,599
and start a competing company.
488
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:26,401
Aw, Mom. You get me.
489
00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:28,036
But you can help.
490
00:19:28,138 --> 00:19:31,206
We start with a 13x10 baking dish,
491
00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:32,507
which we keep down here.
492
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,976
What the hell?!
493
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,015
Trip?!
494
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:37,112
How did you...
495
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:38,646
He's got to be here someplace!
496
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:40,591
Shhhhhh.
497
00:19:52,015 --> 00:19:53,201
What is this?
498
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,693
- Are you Greg Otto?
- Yeah.
499
00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,896
- Your gazebo's here.
- This is a mistake.
500
00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,279
My daughter's friend ordered this.
501
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,992
- Can you take it back?
- No.
502
00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:01,423
Can you at least put it in the backyard?
503
00:20:01,457 --> 00:20:02,691
We're not allowed to do that.
504
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:06,495
- Are you Greg Otto?
- Yeah.
505
00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:07,863
I have your fruit trees.
506
00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:09,197
I-I didn't order these.
507
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:10,900
- Can you take them back?
- No.
508
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,734
Okay, well,
509
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,703
I guess you can
put them in the backyard.
510
00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:16,104
I'm not allowed to do that.
511
00:20:16,138 --> 00:20:17,440
You're just gonna leave them here?
512
00:20:17,472 --> 00:20:18,540
You're not gonna plant them?
513
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:20,442
You can't plant these until spring.
514
00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:22,178
Well, what am I gonna do
with fruit trees in the winter?
515
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,445
I'm not the one who ordered them.
516
00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:25,046
I didn't order them, either!
517
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,115
You Greg Otto?
518
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,350
No!
519
00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:34,570
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