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- That's mine!
- It's just juice, chill out!
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Mom!
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Taylor, undo whatever you just did.
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Ewww. I can still see the drippy
from where she took a sip.
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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- Answer your phone.
- It's just a spam call.
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- ♪ Turn down for what? ♪
- This ringtone...
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is the best decision that I ever made.
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- You are never allowed to do that again.
- Someone could see.
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We're in the kitchen!
Who is going to see?
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God, Santa, satellites,
aliens, drones, Alexa...
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Don't be ashamed 'cause
your mom's got mad moves.
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I should jot this down
for my future therapist.
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This feels like a significant moment.
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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I can't. Taylor, let's go.
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Drop me off at a fire station.
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Hopefully a nice "This Is Us"
family will pick me up.
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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- Bye, Dad.
- Oliver, come here.
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I want to show you a new coin
I got for my collection.
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Ugh. I should have just
pretended like I didn't see you.
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The Historical Guild gave it
to me when they named me
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General Beats
for tomorrow's reenactment.
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Yeah, coins are super neat.
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Hmm. That came off a little less
sarcastic than I wanted.
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Let me do that again.
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Yeah, coins are suuuuuper neat.
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- There we go.
- Just because I'm interested in something
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doesn't mean you should make fun of it.
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It's not so much making fun
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as it is offering constructive
criticism in a hurtful manner.
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Thanks for the opportunity.
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Mom, where are you?! Mom!!
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You are only allowed to scream
like that if you are bleeding
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or the ice-cream truck is on our street.
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- So, which is it?
- Taylor is a thief!
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What are you talking about?
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This! This crop-top shirt she's wearing
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is actually my regularly cropped shirt!
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I let you leave the house in that?
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No, I wore a sweatshirt over it.
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I didn't want you to be upset
so early in the morning.
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- You're welcome.
- Ground her right now!
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Chill, Anna-Kat. We're sisters.
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Sisters share clothes.
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We do not "share clothes."
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You steal my clothes
and stretch them out
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with things I don't have yet.
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You're letting her just get away?!
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I demand justice!
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Just because Taylor is bigger than you
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doesn't mean you can't
stand up for yourself.
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But can't you just...
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No! You've got to stop seeing yourself
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as a powerless little girl.
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You are a strong,
independent young woman
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who is fully capable
of fighting her own battles.
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You're right.
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Like Charlize Theron in that movie
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you definitely should not have shown me.
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"Monster."
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I thought it was a monster movie.
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When I was bestowed the honor
of portraying General Beats
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in the Battle of Westport,
I knew I wanted only
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the bravest to join me
on the front line,
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and I'm thrilled you decided
to fight alongside me.
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No problem.
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With the extra credit that I'm getting
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for participating,
my guidance counselor says
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graduation will be
"not an impossibility."
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I'm not getting extra credit for this.
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Dr. Ellie loves when I go on field trips
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'cause apparently I can be a bit much.
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Let's get things started
before I have any regrets.
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Lonnie, you will be
Sergeant Gus Johnson,
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General Beats's right-hand man
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and an ancestor to a long line
of famous Johnsons.
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Andrew Johnson was among them.
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You said famous Johnson.
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I know you don't take
anything seriously,
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but just so we're clear,
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this reenactment is all based
on historical events,
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so there will be no pranks of any kind.
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I would never.
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Well, I promise!
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The battlefield will be an NPZB.
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No Prank Zone, Bro.
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No pranks necessary.
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I'm secretly filming this
for another episode
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of "Professor Badonkadonk." NPZBPYP.
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No Prank Zone, Bro.
Psych! Yes, Pranks! Ha!
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Trip, Franklin, you will be
playing the Hudson brothers,
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the two young artillery officers
who led the troops
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after General Beats
was hanged by the Redcoats.
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- Wait, you die?
- Yes, but not before delivering
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my historic last words...
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"May my death serve as an inspiration
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to the sons and daughters
of the revolution.
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Now and forever more."
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Are you sure you want to go
through with this, Mr. A?
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It's just pretend, Trip.
I'm not actually going to die.
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It's important you remember that.
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- Okay.
- Good.
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This is great. You and I are brothers.
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My mom tried to get me
a brother one time,
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but security at the mall was very tight.
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All right, men. Tomorrow, we fight.
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Tonight, we feast!
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- Dairy Queen?
- Sure.
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So, Trip, what's your favorite color?
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What's your shoe size?
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Do you think there's regret
in the afterlife?
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- Uh...
- Take your time.
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I know the color one's hard.
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Hey, amigos.
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What's going on?
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Right now, not much,
but in about 15 minutes,
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I'mma see if I can fit five
burgers in my mouth at once.
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Spoiler... I can.
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I'm taking my troop out
for a final meal before battle.
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- Your troop?
- Yeah. I invited Lonnie,
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Trip, and Franklin
to do the reenactment.
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Don't worry. You're off the hook.
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I'm not asking you to join.
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Cool. Have fun
at your little dress-up show.
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It's a big dress-up show,
and you know it.
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You see what he's trying to do, right?
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Feed a large group on a budget?
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No. He thinks by inviting them
instead of me,
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I'm gonna beg to be
in his little brigade.
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But he's got another thing coming.
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I'm gonna teach him a lesson
about teaching lessons.
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Hey, do your evil smile,
for old times' sake.
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There's my guy.
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Bleeding or ice-cream truck...
which is it?
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This was my favorite shirt,
and it's been cut in half!
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Anna-Kat!
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- 'Sup?
- Did you do this to my shirt?!
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I sure did.
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Since you had to wear my shirt
as a crop top,
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I decided to just give you
one of your own.
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And I will do so every time you
wear one of my shirts. Got it?
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I'm never touching your clothes again,
you little psycho!
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Mom!
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Anna-Kat, I want to talk
to you in the hall.
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Now.
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Anna-Kat, you can never do that again!
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That was brilliant.
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Destroying property is not okay!
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Never prouder.
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You are in huge trouble!
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Like, I could cry right now.
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Today we fight not only
for our independence,
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but also for Mother Earth!
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And so, on this Earth Day, we honor her
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by painting the fields red
with the blood of our enemies!
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But, seriously, the recycle bins
are placed throughout,
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so let's leave the park
cleaner than we found it.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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- You got it.
- Cool.
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That includes
fingernail clippings, Dane.
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I beat a meth addiction, Ross.
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I'm sorry if I have
a little nervous energy.
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Look not upon these men
with friendly eye,
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for soon they shall be foe.
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- Bad guys.
- Oh.
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Oliver?
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He joined the British.
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I can't believe it.
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My son has become my enemy.
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Ooh.
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Can you say that again a little louder
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with more feeling, towards that bush?
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- Thanks.
- Uh...
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I can't believe Oliver
joined the Redcoats.
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It's the ultimate betrayal.
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Nah. You want to know what
the ultimate betrayal is?
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Domestic-animal abandonment.
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Shout-out to our sponsors,
Pet Pals of America.
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Who's saving who?
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You got to face your son.
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You're right.
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Beats was a man who took action.
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It's time Greg Otto did the same.
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Badonkadonk incoming. Do not miss this!
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Zoom in for the tears,
then rack it back for dat ass!
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Okay. According to Mr. Otto,
the Hudson brothers
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just sit in this tent and guard
the cannonballs for battle.
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But they're just spray-painted softballs
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and we're pretending
they're cannonballs, right?
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If you were my age, we'd be the
kings of my special-ed class.
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So, Brother Hudson,
are you afraid of heights?
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No.
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Have you ever been
to a roller-skating party?
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Yep.
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When/how do you feel most loved?
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Can we have some quiet time, please?
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Okay.
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How are you enjoying your quiet time?
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I thought
the reenactment sounded fun,
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so I recruited Cooper and here we are.
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And I love the uniform.
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Could it use a few
Tom Ford touches? Sure.
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There's no way you thought
this sounded fun, Oliver.
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Oh, you wouldn't know what I thought
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because you didn't invite me.
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You invited Trip, Franklin, and Lonnie.
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I invited them because they
don't mock me like you do.
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Whenever I share an interest,
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I can count on you to make fun of it.
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And this reenactment
is a big deal for me,
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so why would I want
to be around you for it?
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You don't have to be! I'm a Redcoat!
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And this time, we're gonna win!
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That's not how it works, man.
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Just for that, I'm canceling
the Boston Tea Party.
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It already happened.
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These guys are so lame.
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I hate to call
you in during my lunch hour.
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- I don't mind.
- I do.
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I called you down here because Anna-Kat
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has been very disruptive in class
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and is refusing to listen to authority.
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Anna-Kat, we don't eat
our snacks for another hour.
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Sucks for you guys.
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- Have you tried talking to her?
- Of course.
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We even brought up the prospect
of silent lunch,
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but she said she's a powerful woman
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who will not let her voice be stifled.
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Kind of hard to argue with that,
seeing as I'm a cisgender
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straight man marinating
in white privilege.
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The district had me take
an online seminar,
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so I'm both woke and duly chastened.
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I know what's going on.
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I taught Anna-Kat a lesson
about standing up for herself,
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and it may have gotten
a little out of hand.
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- I'll take care of it.
- Thanks.
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By the way, I like what
you've done with your hair,
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not that I was looking at your hair.
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I'm going to go self-report.
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- We cool?
- No, we not cool.
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Look, I'm proud of you for standing up
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for what you want,
but you have to obey the rules.
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Nah. I'm done letting people
walk all over me.
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Well, I'm your mother,
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and you have to listen to what I say.
252
00:10:09,572 --> 00:10:10,637
Just because you're bigger than me
253
00:10:10,739 --> 00:10:12,339
doesn't mean I can't stand up to you.
254
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:14,708
No, no, no.
255
00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,543
We're not playing that game.
256
00:10:16,645 --> 00:10:21,748
Do as I say or no more bedtime tuck-ins.
257
00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,450
That's fine. I'll put myself to bed.
258
00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:25,752
Okay. You're grounded.
259
00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:28,121
Watch me as I clear my social calendar.
260
00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:30,824
Beep, boop, beep! All done.
261
00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:32,192
See you at home.
262
00:10:33,829 --> 00:10:35,195
No more Taco Tuesday!
263
00:10:35,297 --> 00:10:37,264
Bored with it!
264
00:10:38,434 --> 00:10:39,700
All right, men.
265
00:10:39,802 --> 00:10:42,202
Ready?
266
00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:43,604
Ready?
267
00:10:44,807 --> 00:10:46,373
- Fire!
- Bang!
268
00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:48,342
Reload!
269
00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:49,943
You know, it's one thing,
Oliver making fun of me.
270
00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:51,078
I can handle being made fun of.
271
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,713
- Yeah. I mean, look at you.
- Bang!
272
00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,014
You're wearing pantyhose and a blouse.
273
00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:55,816
Exactly. Fire!
274
00:10:55,918 --> 00:10:56,917
Bang!
275
00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:58,218
Reload!
276
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,455
- Bang!
- But showing up here to... to what?
277
00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:03,624
To spite me, to mock me
in front of my soldiers?
278
00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:04,891
It's just disrespectful.
279
00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:06,860
- General, your tent has been hit.
- Bang!
280
00:11:06,962 --> 00:11:08,729
What?! All my battle plans
were in there!
281
00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:11,298
And the pocket-sized painting
of my hot colonial wife.
282
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,933
- And my leprechaun.
- Bang!
283
00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:14,401
Me having a leprechaun is just as likely
284
00:11:14,503 --> 00:11:15,469
as you having a hot wife.
285
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,270
Tell your three cats I say hi.
286
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:18,905
Oh, the three cats you beg
287
00:11:19,008 --> 00:11:21,475
to babysit every time I go out of town?
288
00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,043
Hold the line!
289
00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:24,378
Get ahold of yourselves.
290
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,513
This war is tearing us apart.
291
00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:27,581
Fire!
292
00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:29,483
- Bang!
- Hold the line, men!
293
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,285
Look alive, team! The Caboose is loose!
294
00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:39,860
Dear God. The devastation.
295
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,162
I'd like to share this moment with you,
296
00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:43,730
but I have no idea what this means.
297
00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:45,666
The Redcoats shot a cannon,
blew up the tent.
298
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,934
- Everything's destroyed.
- Got it.
299
00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:51,672
Dear God. The devastation.
300
00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:56,543
Oliver.
301
00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:57,878
Historically, this never happened.
302
00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,746
He's going out of his way
to ruin my day.
303
00:11:59,848 --> 00:12:01,815
I can't believe
all our provisions are gone.
304
00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,283
Yo, time-out.
305
00:12:03,385 --> 00:12:04,918
I'm just gonna sneak in,
I'mma snag my Pop-Tarts.
306
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,086
There are no time-outs.
307
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,454
We're in the middle
of a battle, soldier.
308
00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:08,488
This is real!
309
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,090
Should be fine.
310
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:12,592
Do you think they can save it?!
311
00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:15,262
That was unfortunate timing.
312
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,900
And who was your 3rd-grade teacher?
313
00:12:20,002 --> 00:12:21,868
- Mr. Barney.
- And who was your 4th-grade teacher?
314
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,203
Mrs. Anderson.
315
00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:25,272
And what would you describe
as your lowest moment?
316
00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:27,407
This! This right now!
317
00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:29,142
Here! Please kill me
with this cannonball
318
00:12:29,244 --> 00:12:30,944
so I don't have to hear
one more question!
319
00:12:31,046 --> 00:12:33,246
I had no idea that's how you felt.
320
00:12:33,348 --> 00:12:35,148
Because that's the one question
you never asked me.
321
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,217
Well, if that's the case,
you shouldn't have to die.
322
00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:38,218
I will.
323
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,087
I wish mall security
would've stopped you
324
00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:41,521
from being my brother, too.
325
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,693
Aw, Franklin. Come on. I didn't mean it!
326
00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:48,829
I'll answer your questions!
327
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:52,699
My favorite color is...
328
00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:53,800
It is a hard question,
329
00:12:53,902 --> 00:12:55,969
but the answer is it depends on my mood!
330
00:12:56,071 --> 00:12:57,304
Franklin!
331
00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:03,443
I'm completely powerless.
332
00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:05,712
I have no more leverage over Anna-Kat.
333
00:13:05,814 --> 00:13:07,481
Why don't you try
that healing stone I gave you?
334
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,182
It can be very calming.
335
00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:11,051
Did you charge it in the last
full moon like I told you?
336
00:13:11,153 --> 00:13:12,986
If you charge it by throwing it
out the car window,
337
00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:15,322
then, yes, it's fully charged.
338
00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:17,190
I don't know what else to do with her.
339
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:18,658
I've pulled out all the stops.
340
00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,093
Have you really pulled out
all of them...
341
00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:22,763
guilt, threats,
denying her basic necessities?
342
00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:23,897
Of course!
343
00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:25,165
Well, what about public shaming...
344
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,567
watching the embarrassment
wash over their faces
345
00:13:27,669 --> 00:13:29,369
as they blink back tears?
346
00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:30,437
So fun.
347
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,939
Shaming. How could I forget that?
348
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,242
So simple but so effective.
349
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,877
I used it on Taylor and Oliver,
350
00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:39,112
but the third kid always
falls through the cracks.
351
00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:41,548
It's why Anna-Kat still
doesn't know how to ride a bike.
352
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:42,983
She doesn't know how to ride a bike?
353
00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:44,751
That's not falling through the cracks,
354
00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:46,353
that's you being a...
355
00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,421
So loving that she fell
through the cracks.
356
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,827
How are you feeling, General?
357
00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:55,829
I'd like to think I'm feeling
quite a bit like Beats felt...
358
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:57,097
he, a British national,
359
00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,732
fighting for the Americans
against his brethren,
360
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,168
me, a father,
fighting against my own son.
361
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,569
Lieutenant Maddox!
362
00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:05,772
I f-feel cold. A-Are you there?
363
00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:08,775
I'm here. I'm here.
Don't you leave me, damn it!
364
00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:12,245
Really? The one
thing I asked you not to do.
365
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:13,313
Stay calm, Lieutenant.
366
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:14,548
Let's get you to the medical tent.
367
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,583
Come on.
368
00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:26,259
Can you believe my dad said
he didn't want me around?
369
00:14:26,361 --> 00:14:27,661
Are you actually asking me?
370
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,096
'Cause if you're asking me,
I'm going to tell you the truth.
371
00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:32,532
- I'm asking.
- Then, yes, I can believe he said that.
372
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:34,968
You can be a complete
and total jerk to him sometimes.
373
00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:38,171
- Hey!
- Do you have any idea how lucky you are?
374
00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,974
My dad's somewhere
on the Aegean Sea right now.
375
00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:42,409
That's all he told me.
376
00:14:42,511 --> 00:14:45,612
It's like... can't a guy get some
coordinates or something?
377
00:14:45,714 --> 00:14:48,915
And all your dad wants to do
is share his interests with you,
378
00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:52,252
but you're too busy crapping
all over him to notice.
379
00:14:53,488 --> 00:14:54,955
Where you going?
380
00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:56,489
I'm switching sides.
381
00:14:56,592 --> 00:14:58,425
Your dad's a general worth fighting for.
382
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:03,330
Yellow fever.
383
00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:05,632
I hate it here.
384
00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:10,694
Franklin!
385
00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:12,495
Franklin, where are you?!
386
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:13,964
Over here.
387
00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:16,132
Franklin! Oh, God, you've been shot.
388
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:17,335
This is all my fault.
389
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,155
Oh, no. Gangrene's setting in.
390
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:22,500
- I have to get you out of here.
- Too late.
391
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:23,601
The British are coming.
392
00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,173
Not my brother!
393
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,174
Bang!
394
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:36,381
You die.
395
00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:40,051
You saved my life.
396
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,086
This kind of bravery
is exactly why I chose you
397
00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,454
for my "Hero" paper.
398
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,824
Wait. Are you really writing
your paper on me?
399
00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:49,460
Yeah. That's why I had
to ask you so many questions.
400
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:50,895
- But why me?
- Easy.
401
00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:53,431
We read at the same level,
we have the same taste in girls,
402
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,266
and you're the nicest person I know.
403
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:56,868
Isn't that what being
a hero's all about?
404
00:15:58,772 --> 00:16:00,772
I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier.
405
00:16:00,874 --> 00:16:02,573
That was definitely not heroic.
406
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:04,542
No, but we're the Hudson brothers.
407
00:16:04,644 --> 00:16:05,576
We're all we got.
408
00:16:05,679 --> 00:16:07,011
Mom died during childbirth,
409
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,147
and Dad ran off with a fur trapper.
410
00:16:09,249 --> 00:16:10,515
I made up a backstory.
411
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:14,852
Fake brother or not, I'm here for you.
412
00:16:14,921 --> 00:16:18,156
Thanks. So, as my big brother,
can you take me to the medic?
413
00:16:18,258 --> 00:16:20,758
Yeah. Let's get
that gunshot wound cleaned up.
414
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,761
No, the real medic.
I'm allergic to sticker glue.
415
00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:30,768
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
416
00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:35,740
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
417
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:39,677
- What are you doing?!
- ♪ Turn down for what? ♪
418
00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,312
Getting into the groove.
419
00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,381
And when that bell rings and this
hallway fills up with kids...
420
00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:46,784
- ♪ Turn down for what? ♪
- ...I will be fully turning down for what.
421
00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:49,887
Please! I'm begging you, do not dance!
422
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:55,693
I won't as long as you realize
being a powerful young woman
423
00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:58,096
means speaking up
when you've been wronged.
424
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:01,866
It doesn't mean doing whatever
you want whenever you want.
425
00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:04,001
- Got it?
- Got it. I'll obey the rules.
426
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,470
Just put the dish towel away.
427
00:17:05,572 --> 00:17:07,238
Don't test me, because one misstep
428
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,574
and I'll be cutting a rug
at school, graduation,
429
00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:11,042
your work Christmas party.
430
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:14,011
I have this power... forever.
431
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,413
I'll behave. I promise.
432
00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:18,349
Good! Now you get back in class
and learn how to add.
433
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:21,052
I'm in 5th grade.
We're multiplying fractions.
434
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:23,688
We're adding. We're adding.
435
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:31,129
Here is about to be hanged
General Beats,
436
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:34,832
a traitor to the English crown.
437
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:37,435
Would anyone like to speak
on this man's behalf?
438
00:17:37,537 --> 00:17:38,870
I would.
439
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:49,313
I have a duty to clear my conscience.
440
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:52,250
I have been insubordinate
to the General,
441
00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:54,085
and I was wrong to take for granted
442
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:57,622
what a caring and gracious leader he is.
443
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,457
His life should be spared
so that I can spend
444
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,460
the rest of mine showing him
how much he means to me.
445
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:10,968
I did that, muchacho. That was me.
446
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,637
Thank you, Oliver.
447
00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,405
But I still have to die
to inspire my men
448
00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:16,474
to fight and win the battle.
449
00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:17,642
Traitor!
450
00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:21,646
I really appreciate what you said,
451
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:23,314
and it means the world to me
that you're here,
452
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:24,315
no matter how it happened.
453
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,416
I love you, Dad.
454
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,818
I love you, too, son.
455
00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:30,688
Wow.
456
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,123
That was a nice moment.
457
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:38,095
Let's stop rolling, guys.
458
00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,264
We shouldn't be making fun
of Professor Badonkadonk.
459
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:41,499
No, no, no, no.
460
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:44,602
We absolutely should,
just... not about this.
461
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:45,937
Let's pack it in,
462
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,105
like Beats packs it
into his pleated khakis.
463
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:54,579
Any final words, General Beats?
464
00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:56,981
May my death serve as an inspiration
465
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,983
to the sons and daughters
of the revolution.
466
00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:00,585
Now and forever more!
467
00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,954
You're smiling too much.
468
00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:04,722
I mean, still smile a little.
469
00:19:04,824 --> 00:19:06,190
Dane's got to take the newsletter photo.
470
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,553
Everybody say, "Execution!"
471
00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,596
Execution!
472
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,662
May my death serve as an inspiration
473
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:19,066
to the sons and daughters
of the revolution.
474
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:22,413
Now and forever more.
475
00:19:22,499 --> 00:19:25,067
Wow. That was riveting.
476
00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:26,835
Wish I could've seen it.
477
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:27,903
Actually, you can.
478
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,504
- Oh, God.
- I gotta come clean.
479
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:31,506
My guys were filming the whole time.
480
00:19:31,608 --> 00:19:33,141
Lonnie, I knew you
couldn't help yourself.
481
00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,177
No, I did help myself!
482
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,979
After being there
and watching you and Oliver,
483
00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:41,025
I saw how much it meant to you,
so I'm not using the footage.
484
00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:44,126
But I did edit it
into a heroic highlight reel
485
00:19:44,174 --> 00:19:46,900
from the battle, so... check it out.
486
00:19:46,981 --> 00:19:47,908
Okay.
487
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:57,605
- Fire!
- Bang!
488
00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,375
Reload!
489
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,304
Everybody say, "Execution!"
490
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,440
Execution!
491
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:12,257
I guess there is something more
embarrassing than your dancing.
492
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,338
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