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All right, Viv,
I'm ready to wrap this up.
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How far have we gone?
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0.8 miles.
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What?
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But we have been walking for an hour!
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It's been 11 minutes.
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Ugh. Exercise messes
with my internal clock.
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You're on your own.
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Oh, come on!
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I'm tired of always being on my own.
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But you have Violet.
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She's 2.
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Her legs are dimply like yours,
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but she does not have your wit.
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I like the wit part,
so I'm overlooking the rest.
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You know, I am a strong,
independent woman
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who's totally capable
of raising a kid alone.
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I'm just...
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I just miss having someone
to share my life with.
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But I don't want another
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self-absorbed Westport banking guy.
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I want a good guy.
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You need to find someone like Greg.
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In fact, if he doesn't stop
snoring, you can have my Greg.
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I would love a Greg.
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I just don't know how to spot one.
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That is why I need you to come
out with me and be my wingwoman.
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I don't have that kind of time.
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I'm raising kids. I run a business.
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I just thought because you were the one
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that convinced me to reject my ex
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and stand on my own two feet
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that you might want to help.
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I could see why you'd think that,
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but I do not.
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Called a Lyft.
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You can either keep your face
or your ass, Viv.
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I choose my face.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Mom. How was your walk?
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Stupid.
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Walking is stupid, son. Remember that.
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You need a hand?
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I could skip school
and make lasagna with you.
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You're being helpful.
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I demand an explanation.
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I'm just... nervous about
going to school today.
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Why?
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A kid from school came out to me
on Teen Help Line.
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But I think he was worried
I was gonna out him,
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so he posted on Instagram
that I was gay,
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and the whole school saw it.
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Are you sure this isn't just an
elaborate story you're making up
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to tell me something about yourself?
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- I'm not gay.
- Fine.
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So, why don't you just tell everyone
at school that it's just a lie?
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If I do, I'll just be confirming
all of this guy's worst fears,
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that being gay
is something to be ashamed of.
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I have to lead by example
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and show him
that people thinking I'm gay
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is not a big deal.
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So, you'll be gay for him,
but not your own mother?
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That is some takeaway.
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Oh, hey, Katie!
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Gotta stay in shape if I'm gonna
find a guy by myself!
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I used to be able to count on you
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to be the worst one in the family.
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But now you're running around
helping people.
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Seriously, Oliver, look at what
you're making me do.
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Viv, I'm in!
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We'll find you a Greg!
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Whoo! I love it!
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I'm here for you, girl!
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This is who I am now. Hope you're happy.
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Ta!
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Katie, good news.
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My brother's flying in from England.
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He's lecturing at Yale.
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Let's set him up with Viv!
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- What?
- She's lonely, he's lonely.
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She said she wanted a Greg. He's a Greg.
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Katie, relationships aren't just math.
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They move in ways beyond
arbitrary connection...
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- You're stalling.
- I don't want him to be with Viv.
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I want him to be with me. He's mine!
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Look, if I had a sister
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from my father's secret second family,
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I would pimp her out
to your annoying friend.
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There's no way to prove that.
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That's why I feel confident
throwing it out there.
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My brother's going to stay
with us for a few days.
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I'm really excited to do all
the typical brother stuff
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we missed out on...
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antiquing, reciting soliloquies...
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C'mon! Viv wants all my attention.
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She's up my butt about this.
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And she's really skinny right now.
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She might accidentally slip up there.
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I'm not setting up my brother with Viv,
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and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
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Great.
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Now I'm frustrated,
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and I'll probably brush my teeth
too aggressively.
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If my gumline recedes, it's on you.
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It's him.
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There he is.
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They're walking together.
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People are staring.
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It's either because
they think you're gay,
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or I look stunning in paisley.
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Having not done it many times before,
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doing the right thing
is an incredible hassle.
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Hello, Oliver. Oliver's boyfriend.
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Oh, I'm not his...
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None of my business.
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I heard your news.
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You know that conversation
we had the other day?
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I want to clarify a few things.
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Principal Ablin,
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would you throw my name in
the hat for Distinguished Pupil?
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It'd look good
on my college application.
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You're Katie Otto's son.
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Yes.
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Then no.
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I do not care for
the people you associate with.
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When I said "the people
you associate with,"
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I certainly hope that it was
clear that I meant your mother,
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not other gay people.
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I hadn't given it much thought.
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Until now.
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Now it's all I can think about.
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Oh.
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Maybe being named Distinguished Pupil
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will take it off your mind, huh?
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Does that come with a letter
of recommendation perhaps?
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It does.
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I'll write one up tout de suite.
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You see that?
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He's falling all over himself
to keep me happy.
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Huh. Turns out being gay
is the same as being rich.
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What are you doing
with your stuffed animals?
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I was just at Penny's house.
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She re-did her room.
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All of her little kid stuff is gone.
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She made The Jump,
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and all my friends have, too.
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So, if I ever want to have anyone over,
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it's time I get rid of all this.
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I get that.
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I don't know if I can
get rid of my ponies.
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Especially Glittermane.
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She was brought to life
by a dark wizard.
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It's not gonna be a clean kill.
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When I was making The Jump,
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the one thing I couldn't
get rid of was my Barbies.
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Couldn't let 'em go.
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- So, what'd you do?
- I went cold turkey.
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I threw them in the trash
and watched as the garbage truck
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took them away forever.
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Then I guess that's what I'll do, too.
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After feeding them and bathing them
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and taking in one last glorious sunset.
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Don't judge my process.
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Otto bros in the house!
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- Katie!
- Greg!
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It's so nice to see you again.
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I've got Greg's office
all set up for you.
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Oh, do you have an adapter?
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I need to plug in
my rainforest noise machine.
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Greg always travels with
a rainforest noise machine.
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Even though we were brought up
on different continents,
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- we have so much in common.
- We're both academics.
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We both like crustless sandwiches.
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- War reenactments.
- A cappella groups.
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♪ Yes, we ♪
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♪ Do-ah ♪
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Wow.
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On the way here, Greg wanted to
try a real American donut,
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so we stopped off at the...
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It's too cold in my office for him.
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- I'm sure he's fine.
- No.
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See, we have this cosmic connection
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where I can tell what he's feeling.
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Okay, I'm just gonna head this off now.
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You're not twins. You don't
even have the same mother.
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You're just two dorks
who share the same horny dad.
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Pip pip, Ottos! Viv is here!
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Did you tell her about my brother?
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What? No.
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People say "Pip pip."
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- Hello.
- Oh!
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I'm Greg's brother Greg.
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I'm Viv.
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I heard you were coming and
I wanted to make you feel at home,
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so I made you some crumpets.
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Crumpets?
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You are so thoughtful.
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Greg, who is this angel?
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Come, sit, tell me
everything about yourself.
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Uh, were you a C-section?
Were you a breach?
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I want to know every detail,
right from the start.
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This Greg is so much better than yours.
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I told her not to be
her everyday awful self,
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and he's totally buying it.
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I specifically told you not to
set up my brother with Viv.
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Yes, but when are you going to
stop asking me
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not to do things that you know
that I'm going to do anyway?
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It puts me in a very
uncomfortable position.
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This is your fault.
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Viv's eating up my time with my brother.
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They were out late last night.
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They got back early this morning.
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At this rate, we're never
gonna get to play chess.
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I'll play chess with you.
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Yeah, okay.
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Mm.
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Hello, all.
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Ah.
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Viv and I had the most magical morning
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strolling through the park,
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talking about our lives, our dreams.
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Did you know she wants
to move into a cottage?
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A cottage seems a little small
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for a woman with... a child.
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Violet? I love that Viv has a kid.
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It's like having a starter kit.
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Starter kit for what?
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What are you starting?
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A family, I guess.
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I know I'm getting ahead of myself,
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but I feel like I'm in
the middle of a romantic comedy,
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where you meet someone,
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and 90 minutes later, you're
running through the airport
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as Liam Neeson cheers you on.
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It's "Love, Actually."
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It's infatuation, at best.
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I hope you don't mind,
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but I made Viv
my plus-one to the lecture.
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I mean, you were just coming to be nice,
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but Viv is genuinely interested
in the lasting impact
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that the Norman Conquest had
on the Flemish people.
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She never shuts up about it.
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So, I'm not going to the lecture?
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I knew you'd understand.
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Thanks, mate.
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We need to put a stop to this.
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Oh, honey. You know I never
put your needs before mine.
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Goodbye, old friends.
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How do you feel?
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Older.
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I think I might even start writing
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with pencils that don't
smell like fruit.
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Hmm.
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So, it's day dos.
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What's life like out of the closet?
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A few whispers.
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My ex-girlfriend walked up to me
and said, "That makes sense."
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Didn't care for that.
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But overall, pretty good.
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Hello, boys.
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Don't mean to interrupt your date,
262
00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:01,539
but, uh, I have
a letter of recommendation.
263
00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:02,875
One page?
264
00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:05,210
This seems more like
a "note" of recommendation.
265
00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:06,879
Oh, this?
266
00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,514
This is just a rough draft.
267
00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,382
I'm going to flesh it out, obviously.
268
00:09:10,414 --> 00:09:12,083
Obviously.
269
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,586
And print it
on 28-pound cream-linen paper.
270
00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,488
Thanks, sport.
271
00:09:18,956 --> 00:09:20,426
Hey, watch this.
272
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,693
Hey, Oliver!
273
00:09:21,726 --> 00:09:24,196
My eyes are up here, not down here!
274
00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,365
Dude, don't be like that.
275
00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:27,633
So not cool.
276
00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:29,234
Yeah, what he did took real guts.
277
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:30,703
Besides, what does that
have to do with you?
278
00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,104
I...
279
00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:39,144
Greg's brother is really into Viv.
280
00:09:39,177 --> 00:09:40,980
He's talking about delaying
his flight back to England
281
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,548
so he can spend more time with her.
282
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:43,983
What does your Greg
have to say about that?
283
00:09:44,015 --> 00:09:45,416
He's mad.
284
00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:46,884
But he's not looking at the big picture.
285
00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:49,221
Viv is off my hands.
286
00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:51,056
No more walks, no more guilt...
287
00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:52,891
I think it's you who's not
seeing the big picture.
288
00:09:52,923 --> 00:09:53,925
Yeah, she's right.
289
00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,426
If they get serious,
290
00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:58,497
Viv could be your sister-in-law.
291
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:00,632
Don't you ever say that.
292
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,334
Well, what did you think would happen
293
00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:03,901
when you set Viv up
with your brother-in-law?
294
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:06,604
Well, I never think
two moves in advance!
295
00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:07,973
That's why I'm bad at Connect Four!
296
00:10:08,005 --> 00:10:09,475
Sister-in-laws suck.
297
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,576
All the e-mails,
298
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,844
who's making what for Thanksgiving,
299
00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:13,144
Christmas spending limits?
300
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,846
Ugh! And you just know
she's gonna want to
301
00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,482
take that family
jumping picture on the beach.
302
00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:19,485
Ugh, where we're all barefoot in jeans,
303
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,619
wearing white linen shirts.
304
00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:22,254
I mean, don't worry, though.
305
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:24,256
I really only saw my sister-in-law
a few times a year.
306
00:10:24,288 --> 00:10:25,923
It's not like she lived in Westport.
307
00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:27,659
Hmm. That... That's
a good point, Angela.
308
00:10:27,692 --> 00:10:28,826
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, Katie,
309
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:32,096
hey, uh, remind us...
where does Viv live again?
310
00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:33,298
Across the street.
311
00:10:36,701 --> 00:10:39,203
This is your house. This is her house.
312
00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:41,673
They're so close!
313
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:43,274
Okay. All right.
314
00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:46,644
Greg?!
315
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,615
- What?
- We have to break them up.
316
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,817
What is it going to take for you
to make me listen to you?
317
00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,952
Are you trying to make it my fault
that you constantly ignore me?
318
00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:57,622
Sorry! I'm very flustered right now!
319
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,090
And I'm hot!
320
00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:04,619
Viv and Greg are walking up.
321
00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:06,699
Time to destroy their love.
322
00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:10,201
Hey! Come sit.
We're gonna have some lunch.
323
00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:11,803
Oh! Didn't you tell them?
324
00:11:11,836 --> 00:11:12,904
Oh, shoot.
325
00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:14,038
Viv made plans for us.
326
00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:15,077
I meant to text,
327
00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:17,341
but it's been pretty hard
to focus lately.
328
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,410
A-At least we've worked out
our couple name.
329
00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:20,812
Right, Griv?
330
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,548
Ooh!
331
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,249
I want to show him
my favorite place in town.
332
00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:25,216
The waxer?
333
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,219
No, silly!
334
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,020
The cannons on Compo Beach.
335
00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:30,088
It's where the British invaded
336
00:11:30,121 --> 00:11:31,656
and the Americans held them off.
337
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,797
Except this American's
gonna let you right in.
338
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:34,767
Ooh!
339
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,161
U-S-A!
340
00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,528
U-S-A!
341
00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:40,865
Viv, before you go, why don't
you and I take a power walk?
342
00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:42,167
- Now?
- Right now.
343
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,671
You finally caught the exercise bug?
344
00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,105
I've been working on you for years!
345
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,041
Ohh!
346
00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:50,508
Huh.
347
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,745
I wonder if you'll still have
that big, beautiful head
348
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,212
when you have that little, tiny body.
349
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:55,581
Okay.
350
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:56,615
I'll miss you.
351
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:58,082
The elements be kind to thee
352
00:11:58,115 --> 00:12:00,418
and make thy spirits all of
comfort... fare thee well.
353
00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:01,754
Fare thee weller.
354
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,589
Not a proper comparative adverb form.
355
00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,258
Well, this gives me a chance to pack.
356
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,259
But I thought you changed your flight.
357
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,062
I did. I'm moving in to Viv's.
358
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,533
How did I not feel this coming?
359
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,641
You can't go to Viv's.
360
00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:23,702
Why ever not?
361
00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:27,913
Listen, Greg, Viv is just
looking for a sugar daddy.
362
00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:30,249
What are you talking about?
She has a huge house.
363
00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,317
It's not hers. She's broke.
364
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,153
She's only with you for your money.
365
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,653
- Really?
- Really.
366
00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:38,222
Oh, wow.
367
00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:40,458
It's no wonder things are
moving so quickly.
368
00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:43,628
And why she seems so
into the Norman Conquest.
369
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,764
Nobody cares about it
that much, British Greg.
370
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,399
I do.
371
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,500
I wasted so much time with her
372
00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:51,235
when I should have been
hanging out with you.
373
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:52,270
Hey...
374
00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:53,738
I just got so caught up in everything.
375
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,275
It sounds so silly now,
376
00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:58,509
but I think that was the first
time I'd ever been in love.
377
00:12:58,543 --> 00:12:59,745
Really?
378
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,480
I suppose life doesn't work
like a romantic comedy
379
00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:04,582
'cause it lasts a lot longer
than an hour and a half
380
00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:07,752
and, it seems, has no happy ending.
381
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:10,955
Turns out I'm not
Prime Minister Hugh Grant.
382
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:13,057
I'm just department store Mr. Bean.
383
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,327
Maybe a game of chess will cheer you up.
384
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:24,802
I'll get started. You'll get into it.
385
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:30,341
Viv, you're moving too fast.
386
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,543
I know it seems like it,
387
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,644
but things just feel so right with Greg.
388
00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:35,447
No, I'm talking about us. Walking.
389
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,815
Oh.
390
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:39,116
But also about British Greg.
You don't even know him.
391
00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:40,952
I know all I need to know.
392
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,288
And his name is Greg Otto.
393
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,959
- Oh my God! Katie.
- Mm-hmm?
394
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:49,694
We could both be Mrs. Greg Ottos.
395
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:53,030
We could do one of
those awesome family photos
396
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:56,134
where we all wear
matching outfits on the beach.
397
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,237
British Greg is only
looking to marry someone
398
00:13:58,269 --> 00:13:59,303
so that he can get his green card,
399
00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:02,039
and then he's going to dump them after.
400
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:03,908
What?
401
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,244
Greg told me.
402
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,145
This is why you wanted to walk with me?
403
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:10,314
To tell me? It's not
because you like walks?
404
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:12,149
Yes.
405
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,818
Wow.
406
00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:16,254
Two betrayals at once.
407
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,024
It just felt so real with Greg.
408
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:20,859
How could it have been real?
409
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:22,694
You weren't even acting like yourself.
410
00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:24,328
Well, that's the thing...
411
00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:27,098
with him, I was being myself.
412
00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:28,532
My old self.
413
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,936
The person I was
before I came to this town
414
00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:32,437
and got so caught up in the culture of
415
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,673
"Who are you wearing?"
"Who makes that bag?"
416
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,575
"Why are you friends with Katie?"
417
00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:38,509
I'm so sorry.
418
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,778
If it helps,
419
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,780
I didn't call a car to come pick me up.
420
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,314
You probably should.
421
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,920
- I think I need to be alone right now.
- Oh.
422
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:51,557
Come on. Let's walk. We'll talk!
423
00:14:53,424 --> 00:14:55,293
Okay, well, I'm obviously
not doing that.
424
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:58,863
How do I look?
425
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,632
Like the school's
newest Distinguished Pupil.
426
00:15:00,664 --> 00:15:02,767
Being gay has really
worked out well for you.
427
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,369
- And me.
- What do you mean?
428
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:05,637
I can't even count the number of girls
429
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:07,605
telling me how sensitive
and evolved I am
430
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:09,274
for having a gay best friend.
431
00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:10,776
You're like walking a really cute dog.
432
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,310
You're so bad.
433
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,979
I think I can say stuff like that now.
434
00:15:15,268 --> 00:15:17,916
Hey, you guys need to see
what Will just posted.
435
00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:19,649
Hi, everyone!
436
00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:21,620
I need to tell you something.
437
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:24,640
First, I owe Oliver Otto an apology
438
00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:26,999
for that post I made up about him.
439
00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:30,127
Oliver, you're a good guy
who went out of his way
440
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,732
to show me I could live
a happy life as my honest self.
441
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,634
Oliver's not gay.
442
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:37,970
I am.
443
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,504
Oh.
444
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,975
Look at that. He just came out.
445
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,643
And you just got in'd.
446
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,011
That's too bad.
447
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,412
You were so interesting for a while.
448
00:15:56,187 --> 00:15:57,956
Ugh. Where is your brother?
449
00:15:57,989 --> 00:15:59,257
I have to talk to him.
450
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:01,021
The plan worked.
He's on his way to the train station
451
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:02,622
so he can catch his original flight.
452
00:16:02,647 --> 00:16:04,755
He was pretty upset, but it
was the right thing to do.
453
00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:06,880
It was the wrong thing to do.
454
00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:08,933
What Viv and Greg had was real,
455
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:10,134
and we ruined it.
456
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:11,336
Are you sure?
457
00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:14,806
Wait.
458
00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:15,938
You're right.
459
00:16:15,971 --> 00:16:17,483
My brother's heart is broken.
I can feel it.
460
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,576
Call him.
461
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,647
- This is Greg.
- Straight to voicemail.
462
00:16:22,672 --> 00:16:24,375
All right. We're going to
the train station.
463
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,651
- What about Viv?
- We have to find her.
464
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,653
We were running, and I lost her.
465
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:31,389
Okay, she was running,
and I walked home.
466
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,091
I called an Uber,
but I met it at the corner.
467
00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:36,036
All right, it met me
at my exact location.
468
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,194
You broke me. You happy now?
469
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,570
I hear the garbage truck.
470
00:16:45,602 --> 00:16:47,276
This is really the end of...
471
00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:48,906
What the hell is that?!
472
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,342
Oh, it's my last Barbie.
473
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,844
The only one who survived that day.
474
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,245
I watched from the window
475
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:56,981
as the truck slowly crushed my dolls.
476
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,850
I can still hear their screams...
477
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,152
"You're killing me!"
478
00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,652
"Why is this happening?"
479
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,306
"I had a house in Malibu!"
480
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,150
You made it sound like
it was no big deal.
481
00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:07,486
Turns out it was actually
super traumatizing.
482
00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:09,693
I ran downstairs
as the truck drove away,
483
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,997
and I found her by the curb
next to the trash bin.
484
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:13,674
She must have jumped out
at the last minute.
485
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:16,233
It's a good thing I dressed her
in her high-tops.
486
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,436
Well, what are we gonna do now?
487
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:18,836
Let's go get those ponies!
488
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:29,581
Viv, let's go get your man.
489
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,016
In that car?
490
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,317
Shut up and get in.
491
00:17:36,954 --> 00:17:38,289
You can't park here!
492
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,358
We have to! She's in love!
493
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,603
Oh! I didn't realize!
494
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,898
Train 638 to Grand Central Station
495
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,634
now arriving at Platform Two.
496
00:17:46,659 --> 00:17:48,396
Oh, no. I don't see him!
497
00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,841
Greg, do you feel him?
498
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:55,407
I'm kidding. That whole thing is stupid.
499
00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,546
You can't steal my childhood!
500
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:09,709
- Do you live here?
- Yeah.
501
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:12,223
Tell your parents to start
tipping at the holidays.
502
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:17,928
Oh! There he is!
503
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,163
- Greg!
- Greg!
504
00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:21,099
- Katie.
- Greg?!
505
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,302
What's going on?
506
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:25,836
You're not going anywhere.
507
00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:28,005
- Viv, Greg told me...
- I was lying.
508
00:18:28,038 --> 00:18:29,441
They can't be trusted.
509
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:32,943
Please stay.
510
00:18:34,711 --> 00:18:36,147
I would love to.
511
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,627
They seem genuinely happy together.
512
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,862
Even if it's not what's best for us,
513
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:51,930
we did the right thing.
514
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,269
Don't tell Viv,
515
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,636
but I got the better Greg.
516
00:19:07,144 --> 00:19:09,381
Come play with me and Violet.
517
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,316
I'm watching her
while Viv and Uncle Greg
518
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:12,317
are with Mom and Dad.
519
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:13,384
Are those my ponies?
520
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,685
Violet found the box.
521
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:23,729
Hi, Violet.
522
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,065
You like these ponies?
523
00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:29,166
They need a good home.
524
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,170
You can take them with you,
if you'd like.
525
00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,473
I want you to meet Sergeant Sparkles.
526
00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,009
He's my favorite.
527
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,846
If you ever get scared
or just need a friend...
528
00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:44,148
I promise he'll always watch over you.
529
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,683
Because his eyes never close.
530
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:48,920
I'm really proud of you.
531
00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:50,821
You just made The Jump.
532
00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:53,091
I did.
533
00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,394
You should give her your Barbie.
534
00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:58,495
Uh...
535
00:19:58,528 --> 00:19:59,897
No.
536
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,742
Well, well, well.
537
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,612
Look who's no longer
a member of a protected class.
538
00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:19,416
Obviously, Distinguished Pupil
is out of the question.
539
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,321
Here's the recommendation
I missed "NCIS" to write.
540
00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,460
Here's the real one.
541
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:32,864
"Detention."
542
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,532
See you then, sport.
543
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:42,024
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