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Thanks to Anna-Kat
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selling the most cookies
and winning this trip,
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tomorrow, we'll be eating breakfast
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in Hollywood, California.
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It's our first real vacation.
It's gonna be awesome.
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Sunshine, beaches,
celebrity sightings, no laundry.
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If you run out of underwear,
you ride dirty.
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This vacation is gonna be so much better
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than our usual trip
to colonial Crapsburg.
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And Valley Forge! Don't forget,
you guys hated that, too.
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And while we're in California,
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we're gonna be celebrating
your birthday... the big 4-0.
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We're not gonna make
a big deal about my birthday.
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It's a day like any other day,
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so I don't want to be treated
any differently.
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- You hear me?
- I hear you. No special treatment.
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Now go help the kids finish packing.
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I'm gonna go meet Doris and Angela.
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You're going out now?
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There's still so much to do
before we leave.
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How can you give me
a hard time about this?
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It's my birthday.
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Did you remember to pack everything?
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Swimsuits? Toiletries? Hats?
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Nope, nope, and nope.
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Then what have you got in here?
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"The Big Finish: Rich, Famous,
and How They Died."
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I want to go to
the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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and find all the celebrities
that died horrible deaths.
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Murder, drugs,
the occasional yacht mishap.
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Hollywood, baby.
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Taylor, could you come in here?
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Please help your sister pack.
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Why do I always have to
take care of her?
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Because the older sister takes
care of the younger sister.
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It's been that way
for hundreds of years.
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You know, back in colonial days,
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- the eldest...
- Oh, my God. Enough! I'll do it!
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Anna-Kat, I need you to make
room in your bag for this.
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It's Mom's birthday gift.
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I can't pack it with our stuff.
She'll find it.
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I'll try to fit it in.
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You know, you don't need to
take your pillow.
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They have them at the hotel.
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Did you know that after two years,
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hotel pillows are mostly
dead skin cells?
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I'm gonna go pack my pillow.
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The best part about flying west
is you gain three hours.
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You'll get there by lunch.
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I don't know about that.
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We have a long layover in Dallas.
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So change your tickets to nonstop.
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And first class.
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And make it Monaco.
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We can't just change the tickets.
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We won this trip.
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We have to take what they give us.
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They can't tell you what to do.
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Last time I checked,
this was still America.
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You know regular people
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can't just switch flights
whenever they want.
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It's actually the first time
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my family's taken a plane to a vacation,
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so don't ruin this for me.
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All right, I hear you.
I was totally out of line.
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But you've, like, been to Monaco, right?
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You just don't get anything
about me or my reality.
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I don't feel seen or known by you.
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"Seen or known"?
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Working at Teen Help Line's
made you super emo, dude.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, this vacation's
come at a perfect time.
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I need a break from you.
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Well, did you ever stop and think
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I need a break from you, too?
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Great.
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- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro...
- What are you doing?
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Stopping myself from saying
something I might regret.
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No, say it.
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You can't pull off that belt.
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Get... out.
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This is from me and Doris.
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Happy 40th, honey.
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- Thank you.
- Just promise not to open it
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- until the night of your birthday.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, 40.
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How you dealing with that?
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I don't care about 40. Bring it on.
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It's just one step closer to 48,
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when the last kid
is finally out of the house.
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Then it'll be Katie time all the time.
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What about Greg?
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By then, he'll probably have,
like... a train set?
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What are you guys gonna do in L.A.?
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I want to go to that restaurant PUMP
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and meet Lisa Vanderpump
from "Real Housewives."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah.
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LVP rules!
She is the best of the H-wives.
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- Mm-hmm.
- She's British,
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so when she calls you a whore,
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it sounds polite.
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And then we'll do
whatever vacation stuff
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everybody else wants to do.
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I hate to break it to you,
but you ain't going on vacation.
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You're going on a family trip.
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What's the difference?
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A vacation is when you do
what makes you happy.
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A family trip is when you drag
your kids all over the place,
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everyone is arguing about
where to go and what to do,
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and by the end,
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you realize that your friend
who chose to stay single
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was actually right.
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Okay, don't listen to her, Katie.
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This trip is for everyone.
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This is also the first time
your family's traveling
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to a place where no one's
wearing a bonnet.
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Crapsburg!
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My advice... ditch the kids
and do what you want to do.
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Take a vacation, Katie,
not a family trip.
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I can do both.
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Oh! That's what Angela said
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when she was dating
those two women at once.
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How'd that turn out?
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One's in a coma...
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and the other one's in jail.
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That's on Angela.
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I got this.
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Ah!
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I'm gonna go check us in.
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- Wow!
- Whoa!
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is awesome!
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This is the first time
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we've stayed anywhere
with an actual lobby.
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And I'm not worried we're gonna
be murdered here tonight.
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There's a complimentary
continental breakfast
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on the mezzanine level
between 8:00 and 10:00!
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You know what that means, kids.
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Load up our pockets with muffins.
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Cooper?
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What are you doing here?
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I don't like to go to bed angry.
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I took my jet here so we could talk.
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Huh. Must be nice.
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This place is pretty cool.
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Yeah, the Ottos are finally
doing it right.
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But it's not on the beach.
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You know what you got to do?
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Rent yourself a place in Malibu.
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I can't afford that.
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Sure you can! It's just the 'Bu.
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- You just don't get it.
- What?
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You keep suggesting things
that I can't do.
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And it's embarrassing to keep
saying, "I can't do that."
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I'm 12 hours away from
stuffing muffins in my pockets.
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You know what?
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I really want to understand
what's going on with you.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow, let's go out in L.A.
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I'll show you
what it feels like to be me.
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The bottles of water
on the nightstand are free!
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But don't touch the big FIJI.
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We have a rain shower.
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That's nice.
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And a toilet that flushes
different for ones and twos.
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That's great.
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What are you watching?
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I hired Maria to stay at the
house and take care of Luthor.
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We have a camera in the living room?
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Yeah, we put it in to spy on Taylor
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when she first started dating Trip.
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- What?! Oh, my God!
- Relax!
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We stopped watching after the 15th time
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you guys tried to play "Clue"
and couldn't figure it out.
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Principal Ablin?
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- Ewwwww!
- Oh. Oh, no.
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I told Maria no boys!
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Okay, here's what we're doing tomorrow.
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We're all meeting up with Cooper
in Beverly Hills...
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No! I want to go to
the wax museum and Venice Beach!
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I want to see the Walk of Fame!
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I want to see the Michelangelo
exhibit at the Getty.
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Great, great, great.
We're not doing any of that.
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We're going to go to PUMP
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so that I can try to see
the queen, Lisa Vanderpump.
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But I promised Cooper I'd meet him!
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No one would be here
if I hadn't won this trip!
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I want to see the Specific Ocean!
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I'm the one reason that
everybody is here...
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Do what you want... Not a vacation...
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Ditch the kids...
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Why is there so much melon
in this fruit cup?
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Stop!
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Here's the deal...
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tomorrow, everyone is free
to do whatever they want.
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Really?
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It will be nice going to a museum
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without your mom saying,
"Big whoop, I could do that,"
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after every painting.
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Sorry, nerd. Birthday.
You're coming with me.
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So, we're on our own tomorrow?
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Yes. And then we can all have
dinner together for my birthday.
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It's official...
this is no longer a family trip.
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We're on vacation!
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See you then.
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Don't even think about it.
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Okay, guys, listen up...
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keep your cellphones handy
in case we need to reach you.
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Unless you got diabetes overnight
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and it's for your insulin,
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that fanny pack is unacceptable.
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Cooper's downstairs.
I'm gonna go meet him.
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I also have a money belt
for my most irreplaceable items.
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Like your lip balm?
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It's actually nipple cream
for nursing mothers.
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It's the only thing that keeps
these babies from cracking.
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People say Van Gogh cut off
his ear because of a woman,
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but I'm pretty sure it's
because his dad said the words
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"nipple cream."
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Okay, you two... sun block.
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I want you to watch
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the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
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season nine reunion show
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so that you can realize, "A,"
it's fantastic,
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and "B," there's crazier
out there than what you married.
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How can you watch that garbage?
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Interesting.
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I seem to remember the head of
the school recycling committee
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saying that we need to, quote,
"rethink garbage."
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That's out of context.
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Fun fact... in 1932,
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actress Peg Entwistle committed suicide
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by jumping off the "H"
in the Hollywood sign.
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The "H" in Hollywood or the "H" in sign?
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Taylor.
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When you and your sister walk to
Hollywood Boulevard,
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you need to keep an eye on her
at all times.
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Great! So once again, I'm stuck
looking after Anna-Kat.
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Maybe you can use this as an opportunity
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to cross another thing
off your life-skills list.
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Like what?
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52... Keep a plant alive.
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That's close enough.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom's present!
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It's broken! How did this happen?
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Look, I'm a kid.
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You give me bubble wrap, I'mma pop it.
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You guys need to get this
re-framed by dinner tonight.
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Why do we have to get it fixed?!
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Because you broke it.
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Anna-Kat broke it!
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How could I break it? I'm a plant.
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Just fix it.
256
00:09:15,582 --> 00:09:17,482
We have three hours
until the frame is fixed,
257
00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:19,384
so we'll do the Walk of Fame
first and then the wax museum.
258
00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,119
Look... Marilyn Monroe.
259
00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,721
She lived a really sad life.
260
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,256
She grew up an orphan.
261
00:09:24,324 --> 00:09:26,825
And I'm sure she died
in a super depressing way.
262
00:09:26,927 --> 00:09:28,393
Yeah. Drug overdose.
263
00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:30,896
At least that's what
the Kennedys want you to think.
264
00:09:31,765 --> 00:09:33,431
See? They're fine.
265
00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:35,333
I know. I just worry about them.
266
00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:36,378
Me too.
267
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:37,469
But this is a vacation,
268
00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:39,004
and we're doing stuff
that we want to do.
269
00:09:39,106 --> 00:09:40,539
- Stuff you want to do.
- Same thing.
270
00:09:40,641 --> 00:09:41,740
And the only way to do that
271
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,608
is to trust the kids
to take care of themselves,
272
00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,310
which they're clearly doing.
273
00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:47,179
You just need to find a way to relax.
274
00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:48,914
Oh, I could use my new meditation app.
275
00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:50,248
My cellphone is readily accessible
276
00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,616
right here in my convenient fanny pack.
277
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:58,390
Or we could relax California style.
278
00:09:58,492 --> 00:09:59,691
Oh, I don't know.
279
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,326
What? It's legal here.
280
00:10:01,395 --> 00:10:03,528
And it's not like
you've never done it before.
281
00:10:03,597 --> 00:10:05,497
Okay, remember when I told you
282
00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,432
- I partied a lot in high school?
- Yeah.
283
00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:10,235
Replace "partied" with "learned
calligraphy in my basement."
284
00:10:10,337 --> 00:10:12,137
Don't worry. I'll be with you.
285
00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:13,505
They didn't nickname me
286
00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:16,441
Katie "Dank-Nasty Bong-MacGyver
Babylon" for nothing.
287
00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:30,222
If you're gonna understand me,
288
00:10:30,324 --> 00:10:32,090
you need to live within my limitations.
289
00:10:32,192 --> 00:10:33,625
So I'm giving you $20.
290
00:10:33,727 --> 00:10:34,826
That's all you have to spend.
291
00:10:34,928 --> 00:10:36,161
Piece of cake!
292
00:10:38,065 --> 00:10:39,364
That's really nice.
293
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:40,465
Sure is.
294
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,766
I think I'm gonna get one in white.
295
00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:43,368
Ah, you want it, but you can't have it,
296
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:46,071
because that sweater
definitely costs more than $20.
297
00:10:46,173 --> 00:10:48,506
I was talking about the Lamborghini.
298
00:10:49,409 --> 00:10:51,343
But I do like that sweater.
299
00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:53,645
Aw, I'm sorry. You can't afford it.
300
00:10:53,714 --> 00:10:55,146
It costs at least 3 grand.
301
00:10:55,249 --> 00:10:57,649
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
302
00:10:57,674 --> 00:10:58,940
You know what? I'm gonna get it.
303
00:10:59,008 --> 00:11:00,389
I can't. I'm done.
304
00:11:07,728 --> 00:11:09,667
Pot store was a lot nicer
than I thought it would be.
305
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,895
- And very educational.
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:12,264
The gentleman at the front told me
307
00:11:12,332 --> 00:11:13,932
that when you want to smoke,
you look at your watch
308
00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:16,201
and say, "Hey now, it's blunt o'clock."
309
00:11:17,371 --> 00:11:19,738
It's been half an hour
since we took the gummies.
310
00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,773
- Mm.
- You feel anything yet?
311
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,008
No.
312
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,376
Maybe we should take another one.
313
00:11:24,478 --> 00:11:25,510
Let's give it a sec.
314
00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:26,645
Mm.
315
00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:42,360
- Do you really like being an Uber driver?
- So, how long have you been doing it?
316
00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:44,134
- Is it the best thing ever?
- Is it... I mean, do you see guys all the time?
317
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,864
- Do you see so many people?
- Just would be so weird!
318
00:11:45,932 --> 00:11:47,290
- Do you have a gun?
- But it's amazing. Oh, my God.
319
00:11:47,334 --> 00:11:48,602
I want to be an Uber driver
all of a sudden.
320
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:50,139
Have you punched people?
321
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,710
What a great fight.
322
00:11:58,812 --> 00:12:01,872
See?! Reality TV is the best!
323
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,200
The best!
324
00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:06,294
I've wasted so much time
watching Ken Burns.
325
00:12:06,318 --> 00:12:08,486
I know. We're free, Greg!
326
00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:09,788
We're at the place in our life
327
00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:11,656
where the kids
hardly even need us anymore.
328
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,525
We made it!
329
00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:15,727
Cut your own damn crusts off, kids!
330
00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:16,728
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
331
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,563
Find your own damn shoes!
332
00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:21,199
Yeah, shoes your own damn crust!
333
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:23,134
What?
334
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,809
Hey, look! Lana Turner!
335
00:12:30,911 --> 00:12:32,777
Her daughter murdered
her Mafia boyfriend,
336
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,446
and the studio covered it up.
337
00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:36,181
They don't do business
like that anymore.
338
00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:37,215
It's all so corporate.
339
00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:38,383
Yes. Okay.
340
00:12:38,485 --> 00:12:39,751
All right.
341
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,186
- Okay, let's try it again.
- Oh!
342
00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:42,854
Which shell has the pea?
343
00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:45,323
Anna-Kat, I saw that woman win
twice in a row,
344
00:12:45,392 --> 00:12:47,058
and I spotted the ball every time.
345
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,960
I could double the money Dad gave us.
346
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:51,778
- These things are scams.
- Yeah, you're right.
347
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:53,965
Yes!
348
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,633
I'm getting killed out here.
349
00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:57,268
Might just pack it up.
350
00:12:57,371 --> 00:12:58,570
I'll do it!
351
00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:02,607
Okay.
352
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,409
You know where the pea is not,
you know where the pea is.
353
00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:07,746
Keep your eye on the shell
that has the pea.
354
00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:10,048
- What shell has the pea?
- That one.
355
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,282
So sorry.
356
00:13:11,351 --> 00:13:13,351
It's not there. It's over here.
357
00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:14,586
What?!
358
00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:17,088
No! I swear, it was there!
359
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,425
They were in on it together.
360
00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:22,093
They set you up.
361
00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:23,862
I'm so screwed.
362
00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:27,332
Wonder Woman! I need your help!
363
00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:29,367
They stole my money!
You need to stop them!
364
00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:30,769
I'll do it for $5.
365
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,654
Taylor, don't give her the...
366
00:13:32,756 --> 00:13:35,523
W... She stole my money!
367
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,867
Batman, there's been a crime!
368
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:38,993
Batman!
369
00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:42,430
Here we go.
370
00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:44,466
I can't believe we're at PUMP.
371
00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:47,102
Lisa Vanderpump's my favorite housewife,
372
00:13:47,204 --> 00:13:48,937
and I finally get to meet her!
373
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,574
Get out of the car, Greg.
374
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:06,988
Wait.
375
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,391
This isn't right.
376
00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,493
Oh, crap!
377
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:12,861
I guess I was all gummied up
378
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:16,164
and put the wrong PUMP
into the Uber web-thing.
379
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,032
Greg, call them to come back.
380
00:14:22,372 --> 00:14:23,738
My fanny pack!
381
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,973
I left my fanny pack in the car.
382
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:25,874
It's got all our stuff in it!
383
00:14:25,976 --> 00:14:28,309
We're stranded!
384
00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:29,511
- Aah!
- Wait!
385
00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:30,845
What about your money belt?
386
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,116
All that is in here
387
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:37,852
is a pocket-size copy
of the Constitution.
388
00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:41,122
People died to protect
this document, Katie.
389
00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:46,848
- We need to call Oliver.
- Yes.
390
00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:50,259
He is with Cooper,
and Cooper has his driver.
391
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,247
- We need to ask the guy in the station...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
392
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,097
...to use his phone.
393
00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:57,733
Do you know Oliver's number?
394
00:14:57,835 --> 00:14:59,101
Of course not.
395
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,436
It's in my phone,
396
00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:03,747
which you insisted that I put
in your convenient fanny pack.
397
00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:07,609
If we think hard enough,
we'll remember it.
398
00:15:07,712 --> 00:15:10,245
- Oliver.
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:12,214
- Oliver.
- Yes.
400
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,783
Oliver Otto.
401
00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,151
Oliver Otto.
402
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:17,786
- That's fun to say.
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:15:17,888 --> 00:15:20,222
Oliver Ot-to.
404
00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:23,659
Oliver Ot-to.
405
00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:24,960
Wait.
406
00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:27,396
What were we trying to remember?
407
00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:32,067
I really messed up.
408
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,202
I can't pay for the frame,
409
00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:36,038
so Mom's not gonna have
her birthday gift.
410
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:40,442
I think we should just call Dad
and tell him what happened.
411
00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:42,811
We can't. He's gonna be so mad.
412
00:15:42,913 --> 00:15:44,513
You know how he spits when he yells.
413
00:15:44,615 --> 00:15:46,215
He's gonna get nipple cream all over me.
414
00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:49,151
Ugh. What are we gonna do?
415
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:02,431
♪ Here I am for the first time ♪
416
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,666
♪ Look to my right,
and I see the Hollywood sign ♪
417
00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,668
♪ This is all so crazy ♪
418
00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:08,704
♪ Everybody here's so famous ♪
419
00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:11,473
♪ So I put my hands up,
playin' my song ♪
420
00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:13,308
♪ Butterflies fly away ♪
421
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:15,477
♪ Noddin' my head like yeah ♪
422
00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:17,179
♪ Movin' my hips like yeah ♪
423
00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:19,848
♪ And I put my hands up,
playin' my song ♪
424
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:21,784
♪ Know I'm gonna be okay ♪
425
00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:25,854
♪ Yea-a-a-a-a-ah,
it's a party in the USA ♪
426
00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:37,433
Dude, I'm sorry, but I just
don't get how...
427
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:40,069
Okay, so where are you guys?
428
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,270
Fine. We'll be right there.
429
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:44,106
We have to go pick up my parents.
430
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,441
Apparently, they lost all their stuff
431
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:47,543
and are stranded
somewhere completely random.
432
00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:49,211
I'll text my driver to come pick us up.
433
00:16:50,414 --> 00:16:51,880
They never leave me alone.
434
00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:54,416
I can't even get one day
away from them, you know?
435
00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:56,218
Actually, I don't.
436
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,353
I'm not even sure if my parents
know I'm in L.A.
437
00:16:58,456 --> 00:16:59,488
Aw, sorry, dude.
438
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,024
I forgot they're AWOL all the time.
439
00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:04,026
Huh.
440
00:17:04,128 --> 00:17:06,862
I think I get what you were
trying to tell me.
441
00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:08,363
It feels bad when your best friend
442
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:11,800
has something you want but can't have.
443
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:13,135
How about this...
444
00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:15,571
from now on, I'll be sensitive
to what you don't have,
445
00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:17,673
and you'll be sensitive
to what I don't have.
446
00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:20,142
Cool! And if you want,
I'll keep sharing my money.
447
00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:21,410
And I'll keep sharing my parents.
448
00:17:21,512 --> 00:17:22,544
Sweet.
449
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:24,146
Can I get a little more Katie than Greg?
450
00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:25,681
I mean, your dad's chill,
451
00:17:25,749 --> 00:17:27,816
but your mom's just on another level.
452
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:29,251
I love that chica.
453
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:34,256
Oh, my God!
Anna-Kat, you made over $100!
454
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,625
Not including the fake money
with pictures of Elvis on it.
455
00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:39,361
Please don't tell me how he died.
456
00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:40,496
Fine.
457
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:42,931
Heart attack on the toilet.
458
00:17:44,401 --> 00:17:46,268
I want to apologize.
459
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,237
I've been complaining about
having to look after you,
460
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,506
but you ended up being the one
looking after me.
461
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,408
We'll look after each other.
462
00:17:53,511 --> 00:17:56,145
Let's go pick up Mom's present.
463
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,380
Hey! Let's double our money!
464
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,850
- Me next!
- Taylor.
465
00:18:01,952 --> 00:18:04,319
Maybe it'll just be me
looking after you.
466
00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,790
Thank God Taylor knew how
to get ahold of our Uber
467
00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:10,692
so we could get our stuff back.
468
00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:13,095
I was wrong to try
and push our kids away.
469
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:15,864
I was in such a rush for them
to take care of themselves,
470
00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:18,767
when it turns out we can't even
take care of ourselves.
471
00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:20,602
Yeah, if you think we can't
take care of ourselves now,
472
00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:22,319
- wait until we get older.
- I know!
473
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:24,206
When we're 80, who's going to
take us to the doctor?
474
00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:26,175
Or put us in a nursing home
against our will?
475
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,278
- Oliver.
- Yeah.
476
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,583
That's what I was gonna say.
477
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,416
I don't see Lisa Vanderpump.
478
00:18:34,518 --> 00:18:37,786
Maybe she's at SUR shooting
"Vanderpump Rules."
479
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,688
Mm, she has been
having trouble with Jax.
480
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:42,791
This right here
481
00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:45,172
is the best birthday present
I could've gotten.
482
00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:48,931
Well, here's one more.
483
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,866
I know you didn't want to make
a big deal about your birthday,
484
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,401
but here's a little something
from all of us.
485
00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:54,770
Happy birthday, Mom.
486
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,875
Oh, my God!
487
00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:02,010
My favorite photo!
488
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:03,912
- It's hilarious.
- Aww.
489
00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:05,347
I love it.
490
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:08,784
Happy birthday, Katie Otto!
491
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,286
Lisa Vanderpump!
492
00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:13,455
How did you know
that it was my birthday?
493
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:16,570
Well, my godson called and told me.
494
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:17,702
Hello, Cooper, darling.
495
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:19,194
Mwah!
496
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,059
My family, your money... it works.
497
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:22,295
Perfectly.
498
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,566
It's a real pleasure to meet you.
We're such big fans.
499
00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:27,502
Wait, aren't you Professor Badonkadonk?
500
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:28,704
As a matter of fact, I am.
501
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:30,005
Ohh.
502
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:33,261
Ken, Puffy, and I love your videos.
503
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,566
Well, anyway, blow out the candles.
504
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,880
Happy birthday, darling.
505
00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:40,349
- Mwah!
- Thank you.
506
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,552
This is amazing.
507
00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:47,329
I could be friends with her.
508
00:19:47,424 --> 00:19:48,724
We hooked her with Badonkadonk.
509
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:50,726
Now you got to marry her godson
to reel her in.
510
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,695
- Mom, we're not gay.
- But it's my birthday!
511
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:57,208
This is super boring.
512
00:19:57,341 --> 00:20:00,655
No fighting, no backstabbing,
this is terrible reality TV.
513
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,764
At least we have that funny part
when Ablin went to the bathroom
514
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,063
and Luthor ate his sandwich.
515
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,216
Did he drop something?
516
00:20:07,294 --> 00:20:09,151
No. He's proposing!
517
00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:12,269
Oh, my gosh!
518
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,036
She said yes!
519
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:15,630
Aww!
520
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:20,358
Uh, Katie, why don't you open
Doris and Angela's present?
521
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,627
It's by the TV in the other room.
522
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,287
- Oh.
- Yeah.
523
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:33,724
Happy birthday!
524
00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:38,724
You crazy bitches flew out here!
525
00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:39,896
Ooh! Big FIJIs!
526
00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:50,602
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