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[BETTY] Previously on Riverdale...
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- Dude, what are you doing?
- What we've been doing all summer.
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My dad is right over there.
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Why?
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He's the new RROTC instructor.
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Welcome, cadets.
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Excuse me, Major Mason? I'm
hoping it's not too late to join?
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[LOUDLY] Can I get another
bartender in here, please?
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- Hey, Toby! Toby! I know him.
- [GRUNTS]
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[JOSIE] Listen up, Andrews,
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you are in free fall,
and I am not having it.
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You broke the code. Turn
in your jackets and go.
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[TONI] Are you serious, Jones?
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I'm a Serpent by blood. You
can't take that away from me.
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[VERONICA] I think my mom may have
hired someone to shoot my father,
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so that she could make a profit
from the sale of his drug operation.
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We're gonna destroy them before
my mom sells everything.
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[HERMIONE] What the hell did you do?
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My buyer is coming, Veronica,
and they are gonna want blood.
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[DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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[JUGHEAD] Riverdale is like Bizarrotown,
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where murder, mystery,
and candy drugs
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aren't the exception, they're the norm.
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You forget sometimes that people
are still just living their lives.
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Doing things as ordinary
as getting married.
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What do you mean, you
don't want a big wedding?
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Well, we just finalized
our divorces, Kevin,
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and this is a second
marriage for both of us.
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And with everything that's
going on in Riverdale...
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Yeah, we just wanna go down to
Town Hall and just keep it simple.
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If I may?
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We fully disagree.
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But we're not the ones getting married,
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so we respect your decision.
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As long as you let us throw you
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an after-party at La Bonne Nuit.
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Ah...
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If there's no wedding reception,
it means the Gargoyle King has won.
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Okay, but a small one.
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Fabulous. I'll send out invites today.
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- Marcus.
- Tom.
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Cadet Keller, ladies,
how are you all doing?
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We're good. Thank you.
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Actually, we've got some news.
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Tom and I are finally tying the knot,
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and these two are throwing
us an after-party downstairs.
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You and Moose can be our first invites.
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How 'bout it?
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I'll... check my calendar, Sierra.
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What's his deal?
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Marcus and I used to be good
friends. We did RROTC together, but we
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just grew apart.
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It's probably the jealousy.
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Well...
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Marcus always had a
crush on me, as you know,
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but I only had eyes for you.
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- Oh, lucky me.
- [SIERRA CHUCKLES]
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Mmm.
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It feels so good to sleep
in a real bed, doesn't it?
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Far away the rural horrors of tent city.
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Well, I don't miss the cold
or the mud, that's true. But...
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I don't know, I miss the game, babe.
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[CELL PHONES CHIMING]
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Oh, my God. Our SAT scores.
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I pray mine are good enough
for Highsmith College.
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The women of my family have
gone there for generations.
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I don't indent to
break Blossom tradition.
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Much like desert hearts,
my score's not perfect,
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but it's close.
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How'd you fare, T.T.?
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Flawless.
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As I've always known you to be.
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[CHERYL CHUCKLES]
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Since you two vigilantes took it upon
yourselves to burn all the Fizzle Rocks
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that I had already sold,
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you are gonna come up with the
money to pay back what's owed.
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How are we supposed to do that?
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I'd start with the speakeasy's coffers.
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We don't make nearly enough to pay off
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whatever kingpin you're
working with, Mom.
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Well, then I suggest you
get creative, mija.
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And quickly.
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The buyer, who has a reputation
for being dangerously unhinged,
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is on their way to Riverdale,
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and they're looking to get paid back in
full for the drugs they are not getting.
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Who is this buyer?
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You don't need to know.
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They're sending an intermediary.
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How much money are we
talking about, Mrs. Lodge?
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And suddenly, I'm in an episode of Ozark.
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No.
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But you are in the big leagues now,
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and it is time to sink or swim.
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[CHERYL] Furthermore, I've
successfully balanced my duties
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as Captain of the River Vixens
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and president of the student
body whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA,
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perfect attendance, and achieving
an almost perfect SAT score.
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For these reasons, I believe I'm an
exemplary candidate for Highsmith College.
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Not to mention, I'm legacy.
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You are, Ms. Blossom. However,
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most recently, Highsmith College's Board
of Directors have decided it's time to
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diversify our student
body with women from
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outside the alumni pool.
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This is a new initiative?
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I'm afraid so,
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but long overdue, don't you agree?
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Oh! Absolutely.
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I'm just imagining which board member in
particular suddenly developed a conscience.
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[BOTH MOANING]
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[EXHALES] Hey, I need
to ask you something.
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Hey.
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- Will you be my date to my dad's wedding?
- Kevin...
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I know, it's a public event,
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and you haven't come out to your
dad yet, but maybe it's time?
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I mean, how long have we been together?
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- Since summer started.
- So practically forever.
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And I love the clandestine grope
as much as the next gay guy,
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but we've never even spent
a proper night together.
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You don't think I want to?
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So do it, just talk to your dad.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Dad.
- Major Mason.
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I told you they were in here, sir.
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Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller.
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The meeting with the Naval Academy
recruitment officer is about to start, so,
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on the double.
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I'm sorry, Kev, I can't.
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Hey, Sweet Pea.
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I hope you don't mind
me dropping by like this.
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I'm always happy to see you, Josie.
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Especially if this is...
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- A booty call?
- [CHUCKLES]
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Wouldn't be the first one we've
had since our summer fling ended.
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Well, it's not.
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Um, I don't know if you've heard,
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but my mom is getting
married to Kevin's dad,
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and I wanted to know if you
would be my date to the wedding.
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As your boyfriend?
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Does it have to be so official?
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[SIGHS]
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Josie,
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I like you.
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And I would be with you,
all in with you, in a second,
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but you sliding into my life
whenever you don't wanna be alone...
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I'm not built that way.
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Maybe that makes me needy, but I just...
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I gotta get off this
merry-go-round with you.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCOFFS]
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So, this is the infamous Maple Club.
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And no surprise it's as cheap
and callow as your efforts
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to sabotage my admission
to your alma mater.
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I spoke to the headmistress
at Highsmith College.
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She enlightened me about
a certain new policy
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that seems designed specifically
to keep me from attending.
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I can't think of anyone else
who would stoop so low, Mumsy.
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Care to explain?
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[SIGHS] Cheryl.
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The hallowed halls of Highsmith
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shall not be polluted by someone of your
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alignment.
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You are an aberration.
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And I'm so sure the alumni newsletter
would be thrilled to profile
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a twice-widowed dominatrix
with a proclivity for poison.
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With the hefty financial gifts I've
bestowed upon them over the years,
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I doubt they would bat an eye.
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Now, accept it, Cheryl.
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This is the price of salt.
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Your presence shall
not besmirch Highsmith.
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[TOM CHUCKLES]
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The charges against
you are very serious.
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Oh, wow, what do you suggest?
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I could request an injunction.
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[CHUCKLES] I think I'd like
to go straight to trial.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Where you going?
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I am having a little snack,
before having my other snack.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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What is it?
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"Fair Sierriana,
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Friar Thomas,
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congratulations on
your upcoming nuptials.
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If you wish to live to
see this blessed event,
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you must reunite with your
Midnight Club to... [GASPS]
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To complete Ascension
Night once and for all."
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"Tell no one,
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or your children will pay the price.
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Best wishes,
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The Gargoyle King."
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Well, someone looks like they
could use an epaulette to cry on.
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I'm not trying to
carb-shame you, Kevin, but,
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whatever's on your
mind, it's not worth it.
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So, put down the Swizzler
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and tell me your tale of woe.
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I could use the distraction.
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Well,
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there's this guy, and we've
been having problems...
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Moose, you mean?
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Please, I have eyes.
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I saw you lounging
together at my pool party,
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looking like a community theater
production of The Talented Mr. Ripley.
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The Koose ship's been
trouble from the gay get-go.
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Maybe it's time you move on.
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I can't go back to Fox Forest.
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Oh, sullen, tenderhearted Kevin.
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I'm not talking about cruising,
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I'm talking about Bumble.
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Look.
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I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted,
handsome, out and proud fella here.
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That'd be nice.
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But I like Moose a lot.
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I just wish he'd be honest
with his dad, so we could date.
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You know, openly.
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- What's his hang-up?
- Major Mason's not
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the biggest fan of our persuasion.
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It burns me that there are people
in this town that still believe
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that being gay is anything less
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than rapturous.
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Maybe Moose would come
out if he liked me more.
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No. It's not your fault, Kevin.
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Your aesthetic may be
firmly rooted in the 1950s,
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but you're a catch in any decade.
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As for the object of your affection,
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maybe he just needs
the subtlest of nudges?
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A bulldozer wouldn't be enough.
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Attention, students, it's time
for the daily announcements.
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As Riverdale High's first openly
lesbian Student Body President,
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I'm announcing the launch of a new club,
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an LGBTQIA Alliance,
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with the mission to find and support our
fellow queer and questioning students.
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In that spirit,
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this week's blind item will be on theme.
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A certain oh-so-hunky,
all-American RROTC cadet
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is afraid to come out of the closet.
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Well, let's show this cadet
that Riverdale High is welcoming,
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so and his Broadway-loving
boyfriend can finally PDA
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like the other sex-crazed
couples dwelling amongst us.
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Also, for lunch today we're
having Shepherd's Pie. Thank you.
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[MOOSE] Did you put Cheryl up to that?
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What, her not-so-blind
item? Of course not.
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I'm opposed to publicly outing people
unless they're conservative politicians.
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Have people guessed it's you?
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No.
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- I don't know. Maybe.
- Moose,
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putting aside what Cheryl did,
249
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,810
we've been together for a while now, and
250
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,172
I can't keep playing Brokeback
Riverdale with someone who's in the closet.
251
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,250
Either you come out to your dad or,
252
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,172
I'm sorry, but we're breaking up.
253
00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,519
Either way, I'll respect your decision.
254
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,267
What the hell were you thinking?
255
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,247
Just now? About the sweet, sweet
revenge I'm gonna get on Mumsy.
256
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:22,657
Hopefully with a little help
from you and your trusty camera,
257
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,066
O shutterbug of my dreams.
258
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,652
- You just outed Moose.
- No, I didn't.
259
00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:30,164
It was a blind item, Toni. For all anyone
knows, I wasn't ever referring to him.
260
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,450
Moose's father could have
heard that announcement.
261
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,909
Oh, my God, is this our first fight?
262
00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:36,954
Cheryl, get some perspective!
263
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,559
Did you know that my uncle hated
the fact that I dated girls?
264
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,956
That's why the Serpents
were so important to me.
265
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,866
They were like my nonjudgmental family.
266
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,810
And now I don't have them.
267
00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:54,188
Toni, I'm sorry.
268
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,974
- I didn't realize...
- Of course you didn't.
269
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,027
Because you're too busy being Cheryl,
270
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,529
causing chaos regardless
of the consequences.
271
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:05,332
Look, babe, I get that
you're mad at your mom,
272
00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,818
and you're pissed that you're not
going to some hoity-toity college
273
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,833
that I could never get into or afford...
274
00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,736
- If it's about money...
- Cheryl, just stop and listen to me!
275
00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:17,313
Highsmith College was your legacy.
276
00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:20,390
The Serpents were mine.
277
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,721
Now they're not.
278
00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:27,387
Toni, I'll...
279
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,316
I'll fix this.
280
00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,943
- What part?
- All of it.
281
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:36,290
You are the most important
person in my life.
282
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:41,051
I'll do whatever it takes to
make all these things right.
283
00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,164
But I may need your help.
284
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,580
[DOOR OPENING]
285
00:13:56,327 --> 00:13:57,535
Josie, hey.
286
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,804
- Archie, hey.
- Am I interrupting?
287
00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:02,681
Just practicing.
288
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:05,352
There's a recruiter from Julliard
289
00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:08,691
holding local auditions and
my slot's this afternoon.
290
00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:10,912
Well, if you're nervous,
don't be. You're gonna kill it.
291
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:12,922
Ha! If could even get there.
292
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,012
It's at Seaside, and I just assumed
293
00:14:17,014 --> 00:14:19,181
that Sweet Pea would give me a ride,
294
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,303
but I didn't even get
a chance to ask him.
295
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,347
Sweet Pea?
296
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,761
Wait, are you guys...
297
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,116
No, I ended it, so that
I could focus on my music.
298
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,952
Which is what I always do.
299
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,385
Stay focused.
300
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,699
So much so that I've
pushed everyone away.
301
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,793
And I can't ask my
mom for a ride because
302
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,295
she doesn't even know
that I have this audition.
303
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,556
Because if she knew, and
I didn't do well at it,
304
00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:47,538
she'd start asking me about my
backup plans, which I don't have.
305
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,479
Let me take you.
306
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:54,615
I got the jalopy.
307
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:56,978
Really?
308
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,530
Absolutely.
309
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:01,432
Just remember this moment
though, when you're accepting your
310
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,867
Best New Artist Grammy, okay?
311
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,078
Okay.
312
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,917
[REGGIE] What's up, Ronnie?
313
00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:11,993
We're dead.
314
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,494
We're officially dead.
315
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,164
That, or we're about to
have our kneecaps broken,
316
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,824
courtesy of whoever
this mystery buyer is.
317
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,382
Does that really happen?
318
00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:24,347
I've combined my liquid funds
from Pop's and La Bonne Nuit.
319
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,957
We're not even a
quarter of the way there.
320
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,843
Is robbing banks still a thing?
321
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,940
Although the thought of being
Bonnie to your Clyde is intriguing,
322
00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:37,684
banks have round-the-clock
security guards with guns.
323
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,430
Yeah, but if they're anything like
my dad's lame-ass security guards...
324
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:42,490
[SIGHS]
325
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,527
Holy crap! I'm a genius.
326
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,813
My dad keeps cash in his
safe at the dealership.
327
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,531
Enough to make up the
difference probably.
328
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,701
I'm not gonna let you
steal from your own family.
329
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,487
That dealership is my
legacy, so technically,
330
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,557
I'd be borrowing money
from my future self.
331
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,210
And everything is insured, so
my dad will get a sweet payout.
332
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:05,693
Which is more than he deserves for all
the shiners he's given me over the years.
333
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,352
This is lunacy.
334
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,941
But it might be inspired lunacy.
335
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,229
How would we get it all done?
336
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,823
My dad's security guard
is only on duty at night,
337
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:25,683
after closing. So,
338
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,903
I'd hit the lot during the
day, probably lunchtime,
339
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:33,190
when my dad is usually
at Pop's with a customer,
340
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,860
trying to close a sale.
341
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,004
You could wear a Gargoyle mask,
342
00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,989
so as not to get recognized.
343
00:16:39,991 --> 00:16:42,533
And I, of course, would come with you,
344
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,535
as we're in this mess together.
345
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,755
You can be my baby driver.
346
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,017
Just, please, don't scratch my car.
347
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,101
Okay?
348
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,092
So we all received letters then,
349
00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:04,480
to finish Ascension Night?
350
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,235
This was taped to my trailer.
351
00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,608
Mine came to the dealership.
352
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,019
Thought you caught
the Gargoyle King, FP?
353
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:13,022
Tall Boy was using the game
as a cover to deal drugs,
354
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:14,523
but he wasn't the one running around,
355
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:17,952
setting up chalices back
when we were in high school.
356
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,455
We're not really taking
this seriously, are we?
357
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,660
I think we have to assume that this
is real, if only for our kids' sake.
358
00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:25,676
And then what?
359
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,054
I mean, we're just supposed to
leave them home alone all night
360
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,131
while we run around pretending
to be teenagers again?
361
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,042
May I remind you what
happened last Ascension Night?
362
00:17:33,044 --> 00:17:34,752
Someone ended up dead.
363
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,305
We don't have any choice in the matter.
364
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,550
We all know why this is
happening again, and now.
365
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:46,147
Two members of the original Midnight
Club are daring to get married,
366
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,387
to be happy,
367
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:51,185
and the Gargoyle King,
whoever or whatever he is,
368
00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:55,264
wants to destroy that. He
is a vicious and petty god,
369
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:58,066
and if we don't finish the game now,
370
00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:00,828
the Gargoyle King is
never gonna leave us alone.
371
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,405
Yeah, maybe if we do this,
we catch the son of a bitch.
372
00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:05,425
There's only one problem...
373
00:18:05,427 --> 00:18:08,469
The letter says we all
have to participate.
374
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,173
I'll talk to Hiram.
375
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,749
All right, well, it's settled then.
376
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,285
We finish the game we started.
377
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,162
[WOMAN] Name.
378
00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,764
Josephine McCoy.
379
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,468
All right, then.
380
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:41,980
Whenever you're ready.
381
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,929
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
382
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,780
[GUN FIRING]
383
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,860
[STARTS ENGINE]
384
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,116
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
385
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,738
- Oh, my God, Reggie, were you shot?
- Yeah.
386
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,315
I got the money, but turns out
there was security after all.
387
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,901
- Well, are you okay...
- Drive! Drive!
388
00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,712
[TIRES SCREECHING]
389
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,824
[CHERYL] Thanks for your help, Toni.
390
00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,868
Just remember your promise to me.
391
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:34,556
Don't worry, babe, I have a mega
plan, and this is only step one.
392
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:40,687
Operation Fifty Shades
of Blackmail is underway.
393
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,399
[CAMERA CLICKING]
394
00:19:46,343 --> 00:19:48,903
What in God's name are
you Jezebels doing here?
395
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,601
Whatever mad, Sapphic caper you're on,
396
00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:58,562
I won't have you jeopardize
my thriving business.
397
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,898
Step down from the
Highsmith College Board
398
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,900
and revoke your ban on my admittance,
399
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,153
or we'll go public with these
photos of your sorry clientele.
400
00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:11,050
[SCOFFS] I am far from
ashamed of my work, Cheryl.
401
00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:14,795
Need I remind you that blackmail is
402
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,332
far more illegal than anything
that goes on at the Maple Club,
403
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:20,084
all of which is consensual.
404
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:24,568
How will your clients feel once
we publish their names and photos?
405
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,590
Don't test us, Mumsy.
406
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,027
We know how to dominate too.
407
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,313
[ARCHIE] Did it come through?
408
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,431
- [JOSIE] Um...
- Come on, what's it say?
409
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,452
"Unfortunately, we are
410
00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:43,064
unable to invite you
to callbacks this year."
411
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,695
I'm sorry, Josie.
412
00:20:44,698 --> 00:20:48,921
I know I'm biased, Archie, but
I think I killed that audition.
413
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,090
I sang my heart out,
414
00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,168
and it still wasn't enough.
415
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,170
Then, they're crazy.
416
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,233
- They don't deserve you.
- I've given so much to this,
417
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,250
and all along I've been saying,
418
00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:05,254
"It's okay, it'll be worth it."
419
00:21:05,256 --> 00:21:09,942
I've built up so many walls to
focus on this one thing, and now...
420
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,401
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
421
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,292
- And I'm alone.
- Hey...
422
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,476
- you're not alone.
- I am.
423
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,872
I can't even get a date
to my mom's wedding.
424
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,649
That speaks volumes.
425
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,959
I'll do it.
426
00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:29,278
What? Be my date?
427
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,491
I've been alone these last few months,
428
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:35,179
either literally
429
00:21:35,182 --> 00:21:38,379
or feeling like I'm
from Mars, and it sucks.
430
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,830
Yeah.
431
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,066
So, maybe I can help you
feel a little less alone.
432
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,811
Okay.
433
00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:46,378
[REGGIE] I can't believe I was shot.
434
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,339
You sure you don't wanna
go to a doctor, Reggie?
435
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:51,633
Nah, it's just a graze.
436
00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:55,002
Besides, now I can say I've been shot.
437
00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:57,848
Except you can't, since
we want everyone to believe
438
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,860
that the Gargoyle gang robbed
your father's dealership.
439
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,247
Right. Right.
440
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,240
Okay.
441
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,400
Let's see how much money we just comped.
442
00:22:08,402 --> 00:22:09,783
And pray it's enough.
443
00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,510
[GRUNTS]
444
00:22:14,342 --> 00:22:17,326
What? A dye pack?
445
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,542
Oh, hell. We're screwed.
446
00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:28,295
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
447
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,601
I did it. I told my dad.
448
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,201
What? You did? How'd it go?
449
00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:37,605
He was quiet and weird at first,
450
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,307
but then okay, I think.
451
00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,643
We went to Pop's afterwards
and got chicken pot pie.
452
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:44,311
Which is a good sign, right?
453
00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:46,280
I am so proud of you, Moose.
454
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,450
Does that mean you'll be
my date to the wedding?
455
00:22:48,453 --> 00:22:51,452
Yeah. And more importantly,
456
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,095
I think we should do it.
Spend the night together.
457
00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:56,657
Only question is where?
458
00:22:56,659 --> 00:23:00,386
Don't worry. I know the perfect
spot where no one will interrupt us.
459
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,965
Well, in a fortuitous turn
of events, Ms. Blossom,
460
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,060
Highsmith College's policy
not to admit legacy candidates
461
00:23:08,062 --> 00:23:11,880
has been reconsidered. So, we
may proceed with our interview.
462
00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,731
Respectfully, Headmistress Patricia,
463
00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:16,648
I know you only perform a limited
number of these one-on-ones.
464
00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,312
With my qualifications,
465
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,315
legacy status or not,
I'm obviously a shoo-in.
466
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,708
Therefore, I'd like to
cede my time to another
467
00:23:23,711 --> 00:23:26,104
unquestionably worthy candidate.
468
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,156
Ms. Antoinette Topaz,
469
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,401
future photojournalist and
Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
470
00:23:32,403 --> 00:23:34,995
It's a pleasure to
meet you, Headmistress.
471
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,497
Knock 'em dead, babe.
472
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,912
And remember, this is only step two.
473
00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:42,002
Uh, yes, please. Have a seat.
474
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,580
- Do you have your portfolio with you?
- [TONI] Yes, I do.
475
00:23:45,582 --> 00:23:47,502
Whoever you are, please be chill.
476
00:24:01,449 --> 00:24:03,616
Oh, great. More teenagers.
477
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:11,317
Here's your money. Or as
much as we could get of it.
478
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,805
Veronica Lodge, I presume?
479
00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:30,625
I can't believe your mom sent
you out here to sort out her mess.
480
00:24:30,627 --> 00:24:33,795
Hey, I know she's cutthroat
but, man, that's cold as ice.
481
00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:35,889
Sorry, are we supposed to know you?
482
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,316
I'm Gladys Jones.
483
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,394
You might know my kid,
484
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,629
Jughead?
485
00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,473
- What?
- Seriously?
486
00:24:44,475 --> 00:24:46,492
You're Jughead's mom?
487
00:24:46,494 --> 00:24:49,069
Mrs. Jones, if you could
give us a little more time,
488
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,405
I know we can get you
the rest of the money.
489
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,447
Just please don't break our kneecaps.
490
00:24:57,171 --> 00:24:58,418
I gotta say,
491
00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:01,572
I do admire the fact that you two
came out here knowing you were short.
492
00:25:01,575 --> 00:25:03,867
Shows you know how to
take responsibility.
493
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,127
Look at the two of you.
494
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,551
[LAUGHS]
495
00:25:06,554 --> 00:25:09,538
You kind of remind me a little
bit of me and FP back in the day.
496
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,259
So, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna
be sticking around for a while.
497
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:15,521
So, I will take your money, but
I'm gonna have to charge you a fee,
498
00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:17,794
because I'm gonna need
to get it laundered.
499
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,401
- Every which way.
- Understood.
500
00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:23,237
And then, we'll figure out
a payment plan for the rest.
501
00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:26,667
But, in exchange, you're gonna
lend me those sweet wheels.
502
00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:29,851
Not Bella.
503
00:25:29,853 --> 00:25:33,947
Please, Mrs. Jones,
Reggie loves that car.
504
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,691
Then I'll make sure I
take real good care of her.
505
00:25:36,693 --> 00:25:39,277
Oh, wait, one more
thing. Just as a favor,
506
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:41,955
don't tell Jughead about our business.
507
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,958
I mean, if you do,
I'm gonna have to tell
508
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,004
Hiram about his missus going
behind his back for a cut,
509
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,140
and that'd be bad for all of us.
510
00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:55,803
[CHERYL] Greetings, Moose.
511
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,885
What the hell, Cheryl? What do you what?
512
00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:01,757
To apologize.
513
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,861
Outing you was wrong
514
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,815
for so many reasons.
515
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,184
It's a personal decision that
I shouldn't have taken from you.
516
00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:12,286
I'm sorry.
517
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,105
Apology accepted.
518
00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:21,322
And that's step three. Bon appetit.
519
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:23,997
Cheryl?
520
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,333
I'm not saying what you did was right,
521
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,386
but it kind of turned out okay.
522
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,638
I'm out to my dad now.
523
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,848
And Kevin and I, we...
524
00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:35,434
We're finally gonna do it.
525
00:26:35,436 --> 00:26:36,844
Tonight, in some secret bunker.
526
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,846
Well, well, well, Moose.
527
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,923
In that case, I'd bring a fresh
set of sheets, if I were you.
528
00:26:41,925 --> 00:26:44,005
A lot of people have
had sex on that cot.
529
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,179
[FP] Feels like we never left.
530
00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:13,807
'Cause we never did.
531
00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:16,549
All right, the Gargoyle King
wants us to finish Ascension Night,
532
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,912
so we better start by
finding the chalices,
533
00:27:18,915 --> 00:27:21,722
then we flip for our fates
and drink up. Game over.
534
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:22,990
You want us to drink poison?
535
00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:25,714
Not quite. Penelope, did you bring them?
536
00:27:27,488 --> 00:27:29,989
The antidote to cyanide.
537
00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:33,439
Drink it now, you'll be inoculated
for the next several hours.
538
00:27:37,814 --> 00:27:38,956
Oh, come on.
539
00:27:45,506 --> 00:27:47,680
[ALL GRUNT]
540
00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:50,476
All right, let's get these
chalices and get this over with.
541
00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:51,945
Should we wait for the Lodges?
542
00:27:51,948 --> 00:27:53,495
We're already here, Sierra.
543
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:56,206
Friends, good to see you again.
544
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,350
Although I'm certain not
all of you feel the same way.
545
00:27:58,352 --> 00:27:59,876
Well, I sure as hell don't.
546
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,610
But we're here on a mission,
so let's get after it.
547
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,823
[ROMANTIC POP MUSIC PLAYING]
548
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,279
I know. Candles, it's dumb.
549
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:20,706
Nah, I get it.
550
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,130
Girl's bathroom is clear.
551
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,892
That's where I found
the chalices before.
552
00:28:39,894 --> 00:28:42,252
- Did you check the trophy case?
- Yeah, we did. Nothing.
553
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,637
We searched the student lounge,
554
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,213
the closet where we found Featherhead...
555
00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:46,807
Second floor is clear.
556
00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,809
- So is the cafeteria.
- And the library.
557
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,094
I don't understand. The
objective was simple.
558
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:54,097
Return to school, find the
chalices, finish the game.
559
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,282
What aren't we seeing?
560
00:28:57,394 --> 00:28:59,278
Wait a minute, where's Penelope?
561
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,955
[PENELOPE SCREAMING]
562
00:29:09,072 --> 00:29:10,889
Penelope, what is it?
563
00:29:12,328 --> 00:29:14,500
_
564
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,247
The hell does it mean?
565
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,997
It's a prank, and we've been played.
566
00:29:18,999 --> 00:29:20,145
Or...
567
00:29:21,418 --> 00:29:23,538
it's just another iteration of the game.
568
00:29:24,772 --> 00:29:27,047
And what the Gargoyle
King wanted all along,
569
00:29:27,049 --> 00:29:29,016
to distract us
570
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,979
- and lure us away from...
- Our kids.
571
00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:37,572
- [STRUMMING GUITAR]
- [CELL PHONES BUZZING]
572
00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:43,559
- Mom?
- Hey, Dad.
573
00:29:43,562 --> 00:29:45,785
- Josie, where are you?
- I'm rehearsing with Archie.
574
00:29:45,788 --> 00:29:46,768
What's going on?
575
00:29:46,771 --> 00:29:49,286
Archie, lock the doors, do
not let anybody in the house.
576
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,208
It's locked, Dad. What's wrong?
577
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,341
[CELL PHONES RINGING]
578
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,079
- Crap, it's my dad.
- My mom's calling me, too.
579
00:29:59,081 --> 00:30:01,241
Do you think he knows
about the dealership?
580
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,560
- Mom?
- What's up, Dad?
581
00:30:08,316 --> 00:30:09,815
[CELL PHONES BUZZING]
582
00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:13,826
- It's my dad.
- It's my mom.
583
00:30:15,631 --> 00:30:17,514
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello?
584
00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,477
- Jughead...
- Betty, where are you?
585
00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:21,827
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
586
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,905
It's my hateful mother.
587
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,833
- Why are you calling, night hag?
- Cheryl, just do what I say.
588
00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,150
Keep your bow close.
589
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,774
Josie is with Archie at Fred's.
590
00:30:30,777 --> 00:30:33,672
- Veronica's with Reggie.
- Kevin's not picking up.
591
00:30:33,674 --> 00:30:37,259
Cheryl, you don't know where
the Keller boy is, do you?
592
00:30:38,829 --> 00:30:40,253
[KEVIN] It's funny.
593
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,455
Part of me thought this
was never gonna happen.
594
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,433
I'm glad it did.
595
00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:52,357
[DOOR OPENING]
596
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,860
Betty, if that's you, I
reserved the bunker for tonight.
597
00:30:54,862 --> 00:30:57,011
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
598
00:30:57,013 --> 00:30:58,072
Betty!
599
00:31:04,521 --> 00:31:05,779
What the hell is this?
600
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,741
- Who are you guys?
- What are doing?
601
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,468
Say something!
602
00:31:14,364 --> 00:31:17,365
- [MOOSE] Let go of me! Get your hand off me.
- Oh, my God. No!
603
00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,967
Oh, my God, Moose, no!
604
00:31:24,988 --> 00:31:26,600
[MOOSE PANTING]
605
00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:30,872
Oh, my God.
606
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,011
What do you want?
607
00:31:34,014 --> 00:31:35,439
[BOTH GRUNT]
608
00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:37,728
Please. Please, let us go.
609
00:31:39,514 --> 00:31:40,981
They want us to flip for our fate.
610
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,315
We're not doing that.
611
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,618
We're not playing your sick game, okay?
612
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,916
If we don't, they'll kill us.
613
00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:53,377
- I'll go first. I'll go first!
- No, Kev...
614
00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:58,013
Is this what you want?
Will this make you happy?
615
00:32:11,939 --> 00:32:14,899
- [POLICE SIREN WAILS]
- [OFFICER] Drop the weapons!
616
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,426
- Don't move! Don't move!
- Dad!
617
00:32:18,428 --> 00:32:19,740
[KEVIN PANTING]
618
00:32:23,516 --> 00:32:26,124
They're from the RROTC?
619
00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:27,352
What? Why?
620
00:32:30,767 --> 00:32:31,975
Dad?
621
00:32:38,466 --> 00:32:40,657
[FP] Let's cut to the bone, Mason.
622
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,176
Are you the Gargoyle King?
623
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,103
There was no poison in those chalices.
624
00:32:46,106 --> 00:32:47,306
I was just...
625
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,874
scaring them.
626
00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:52,019
Right. Scaring them straight?
627
00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:58,073
You set out to abduct and
terrorize your own kid.
628
00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,437
How'd you talk your cadets into helping?
629
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,490
I made it a quest.
630
00:33:04,492 --> 00:33:07,567
The Gargoyle King told them
their brothers needed help.
631
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,570
When you are weak, I am weak.
632
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,499
The RROTC was the same way
633
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:15,575
when Tom Keller and
I were in high school.
634
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,862
Back then, us cadets
did everything together,
635
00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,415
and no one was closer than
me and my best friend,
636
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,084
Tommy Keller.
637
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,086
Until I tried to kiss him.
638
00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:27,404
Marcus...
639
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,458
When my parents found
out about my inclinations,
640
00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:33,503
they sent me to the Sisters,
to get help for my...
641
00:33:34,188 --> 00:33:36,713
weakness of character.
642
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,048
That's where I first met the King,
643
00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:42,102
and where I started playing
Gryphons and Gargoyles,
644
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:47,107
which I later learned Tommy
played too with his Midnight Club.
645
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:50,277
The Sisters cured me of impure thoughts.
646
00:33:50,287 --> 00:33:55,891
I became strong, as I
have been all these years.
647
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:01,212
But then, I heard Tom and
Sierra were getting married
648
00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:03,740
just as my own son Moose
649
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,552
told me he was seeing Tom's boy,
650
00:34:07,621 --> 00:34:09,555
who looks just like Tommy did.
651
00:34:10,891 --> 00:34:12,082
When I...
652
00:34:15,211 --> 00:34:17,086
You wanted...
653
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,088
to destroy what you couldn't have.
654
00:34:22,069 --> 00:34:23,718
The Sisters scared you
655
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,760
with the Gargoyle King, so you
thought you'd do the same...
656
00:34:27,741 --> 00:34:29,616
to Moose and Kevin.
657
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,830
Man, the Sisters did a number on you.
658
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,070
Tall Boy was using the
costume to sell drugs,
659
00:34:42,072 --> 00:34:44,830
but Major Mason was using
it to, what, scare his kid?
660
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:48,501
We keep taking down Gargoyle Kings,
and they keep popping up again.
661
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,337
It's like playing Whac-A-Mole.
662
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,171
Yeah, but the true Gargoyle King,
663
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,540
if there even is an
ur-King, is still at large.
664
00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,113
[JELLYBEAN] Daddy?
665
00:34:57,116 --> 00:34:58,437
- Jellybelly?
- What?
666
00:34:58,439 --> 00:34:59,855
[FP EXCLAIMING]
667
00:35:02,275 --> 00:35:04,350
I'm sorry I was such a jerk last time.
668
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,513
No, that's all right,
sweetheart. It's okay.
669
00:35:07,615 --> 00:35:09,573
- Nice hat.
- You, too.
670
00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,117
Hey, Jughead.
671
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,291
Hey, FP.
672
00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:20,533
Hi.
673
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,461
What are you guys doing here?
674
00:35:22,463 --> 00:35:25,661
I think what you meant
to say is, "Welcome home."
675
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,301
We're always happy to see you, Gladys.
676
00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:31,711
Just, uh, wish you had called
677
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,454
and told us you were coming to visit.
678
00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:37,076
Visit? Nah, me and JB
are here to stay awhile.
679
00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:45,317
[GLADYS CHUCKLING]
680
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:54,308
[JOSIE] In the end, our folks
got the wedding they wanted.
681
00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:57,186
The four of us, at Town Hall.
682
00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,856
They said it didn't
feel right having a party
683
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:02,095
after everything.
684
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,362
So, what now?
685
00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:09,198
Well, after everything that
Kevin and Moose just went through,
686
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,992
not getting into
Julliard doesn't seem like
687
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:14,037
such a big deal.
688
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,810
Honestly, I... I don't know.
689
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,726
Just take it day by day.
690
00:36:19,728 --> 00:36:22,187
That's what I'm doing, too.
691
00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:25,971
And the bummer is, I was gonna
suggest we sing together, Josie.
692
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,444
So, why can't we?
693
00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:38,945
♪ I always wanted to see
the lights of Broadway ♪
694
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:44,617
♪ I always wanted to
hear the traffic roar ♪
695
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:50,406
♪ I always wanted to be a part of
New York City's great big heart ♪
696
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:56,871
♪ And now I am I couldn't ask for more ♪
697
00:36:56,873 --> 00:36:59,791
♪ People like us ♪
♪ We get through the day ♪
698
00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:02,802
♪ Survive in the city
way better than most ♪
699
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,922
♪ We go through the motions
from nightcap to nightcap ♪
700
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,975
♪ Here but not here ♪
♪ With the heart of a ghost ♪
701
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,862
♪ People like us ♪
♪ We meet up some night ♪
702
00:37:11,864 --> 00:37:15,198
♪ In a room full of strangers
who call themselves friends ♪
703
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,101
♪ It feels like a dream ♪
♪ But it's too hard to tell ♪
704
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:21,104
♪ Where the dream begins
and the real world ends ♪
705
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:25,751
♪ And where ♪
706
00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:30,964
♪ Where do we belong? ♪
707
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:36,761
I'm glad it was too
late to cancel the cake.
708
00:37:36,764 --> 00:37:38,096
It's beautiful.
709
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,684
You're beautiful.
710
00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:45,437
I love you, Sierra.
711
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,814
I love you, Tommy.
712
00:37:49,091 --> 00:37:51,225
[MOOSE] I can't stay, Kev.
713
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:54,938
I just... I came to tell you that.
714
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,991
I'm, uh, I'm moving to
Glendale to stay with my aunt.
715
00:37:57,993 --> 00:38:00,852
Moose, your friends
are here, and I'm here,
716
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:03,121
- and you can live with any of us.
- Kevin...
717
00:38:03,131 --> 00:38:04,589
I...
718
00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:08,168
I can't live here.
719
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:11,534
At least not for a little while.
720
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,032
[KEVIN CRYING]
721
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,045
I'm gonna miss you, Marmaduke.
722
00:38:29,048 --> 00:38:31,008
I'm gonna miss you, Kevin Keller.
723
00:38:51,654 --> 00:38:54,000
It's so messed up what Major Mason did.
724
00:38:54,003 --> 00:38:57,621
It's the Sisters' conversion
therapy. It twisted his soul.
725
00:38:57,624 --> 00:39:01,086
Well, I'm glad we got you out
of that hellhole when we did.
726
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,923
I'll never forget the
day you saved me, T.T.
727
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,092
And, since you've done so much for me,
728
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,169
I wanted to do something for you.
729
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,564
Call it step four.
730
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,686
What's this?
731
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,888
A gang. If you want it.
732
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,807
You said you were missing
having the Serpents as a family,
733
00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:25,691
so I found some other girls who were
looking for support or community,
734
00:39:25,694 --> 00:39:29,448
or just good old-fashioned fisticuffs,
735
00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,587
and I thought maybe, we
could start a new family?
736
00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:40,959
Cheryl, this is the most badass
737
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,941
and romantic thing you've ever done.
738
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:45,538
[GIRL CLEARS THROAT]
739
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,634
Uh... Do we have a name yet?
740
00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,883
How about
741
00:39:51,646 --> 00:39:53,928
the Pretty Poisons?
742
00:39:55,385 --> 00:39:58,478
Pretty by day, poison by night.
743
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,380
I love it.
744
00:40:00,383 --> 00:40:02,315
[HERMIONE] You said you
have an update for me?
745
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,651
Yeah, but first...
746
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:08,109
You could have told us that the
secret buyer was Jughead's mom.
747
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:12,066
Wait, Gladys showed up?
748
00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,086
[SIGHS] I assumed that she would
have sent one of her deputies
749
00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:16,543
scurrying up from Toledo.
750
00:40:16,546 --> 00:40:19,305
Nope. And about Toledo, Mom,
751
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:22,501
I've got some news for you.
752
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,055
I don't think Gladys
is leaving anytime soon.
753
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:30,143
Everything's going
just how you said, Mom.
754
00:40:30,145 --> 00:40:32,512
I've got Dad wrapped around my pinky.
755
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:34,105
You're his weakness, baby.
756
00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:39,402
Which means, we got the whole town, JB.
757
00:40:40,346 --> 00:40:42,855
Your old man's the sheriff,
758
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,700
the mayor owes us serious cash. Hell,
759
00:40:45,702 --> 00:40:47,768
even her daughter's working for me now.
760
00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,788
Oh, yeah,
761
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:52,231
we moved to the right
place at the right time.
762
00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,583
I could feel it.
763
00:40:54,943 --> 00:40:58,278
♪ Where ♪
764
00:40:58,281 --> 00:41:02,453
♪ Where do we belong? ♪
765
00:41:08,613 --> 00:41:09,808
Archie...
766
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,593
Can I kiss you?
767
00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:31,066
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