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[narrator] Previously on Riverdale:

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- New wheels, Mr. Lodge?
- It's yours, Archie.

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[Betty] This is what guys like Chuck think
about women. We're objects.

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[Penelope] Cheryl was obsessed with you.

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- I was afraid she might hurt you.
- Cheryl threatened me.

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Know about Southside High closing?

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You acted like you didn't know.
I can't trust you, V.

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Chic, you should leave this house.

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I hurried back for Carrie: The Musical.
And this school's gonna burn.

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- Jughead, thank you for meeting me.
- I know what you're gonna ask.

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I'm making a documentary following
our production of Carrie.

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We're going period, '70s glamour,
like the Sissy Spacek movie.

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I want you to be our videographer.

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I'm in.

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<i>[singing] ♪ Every day I just pray
Every move I make is right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where I go, who I know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will I be alone on Saturday night? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't worry if I blow my SATs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I worry what can I possibly do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To squeeze in Pow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why not now? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When will I belong?
Look where I am, damn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My whole life feels wrong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What if I do snap?
Holy crap ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'd crawl out of my skin
And so would you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause life just doesn't begin
Until you're in ♪</i>

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Maybe Andrews Construction
could help build the sets for the musical.

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I got the lumber, the tools,
I'm in between gigs.

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- You'd do that?
- Absolutely.

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I'm thrilled you're getting back
into music.

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Been a while since
we spent time together.

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- Awesome.
- Great. I'll give you a ride.

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Uh... I'm good.
I'm gonna take my bike, thanks.

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<i>[singing] ♪ God, it's rough staying tough
Wondering what the world will say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make a plan Be a man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All this fricking crap
Just gets in the way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I go crazy
Nobody cares what it does to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And it's crazy
I would go out of my mind ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Am I? Am I? Am I? ♪
- ♪ To be in it, in is it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What comes close to that? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Until you've been in
You ain't where it's at ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause when you're out
Well, life is hell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can never win ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's no doubt
That life just doesn't begin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doesn't begin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doesn't begin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Until you're in ♪</i>

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Welcome to Carrie: The Musical.

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[chair scraping]

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Hey, Fangs.

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Okay, next. Introductions.

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I'm, uh, Archie.
I'm playing Tommy Ross, the boy next door.

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I'm Betty.
I play Sue Snell, the good girl.

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Veronica Lodge,
playing mean girl Chris Hargensen.

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I'm Cheryl Blossom,
playing the iconic role of Carrie White.

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[Ethel coughs] Tone deaf.

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- Who's playing your mom, Margaret White?
- I am.

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- Mom.
- Wait, seriously?

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Settle down.

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- It's untraditional.
- Hold this?

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But nothing's more amateur
than age-inappropriate casting.

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I'm looking forward to getting to know
this woman, get under her skin.

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And spend some time
with my daughter Elizabeth.

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Sorry. I thought rehearsal
was in the Music Room.

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No problem. All are welcome here.

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[Jughead] So, [sighs] Chuck Clayton...

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Why did you say yes
to being in the musical?

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I'm trying to reform my image.

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And, yeah, maybe it's counter-intuitive
to be playing the villain,

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but somebody's gotta do it.
And I wanna do it right.

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You know, show up, put in the work,
be a member of the team.

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And, who knows, maybe then people will
start to change their minds about me.

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Kind of weird, huh? The two of us
playing boyfriend and girlfriend.

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[Jughead] Easy there, Arch.
Big Brother's watching.

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No, I mean, things are strained
with the four of us,

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but we're here for Kevin, to do this play.
Let's make it painless.

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Archie, Veronica lied to all of us,
you included.

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Conspiring with her parents
against the school?

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It's fine that you're doing
what Tommy Ross would do,

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which is stand by her.
But from where I'm standing?

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Veronica's as much of a privileged,
selfish, spiteful mean girl

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as the part she's playing.

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Okay, Act One, Scene One.

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Actually... before we begin...

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I've heard whisperings
that some of you ensemble-vultures

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don't think I'm fit to play, or sing...

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- No.
- The role of Carrie White.

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So, to settle this
once and for all... Maestro?

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Okay, uh, Cheryl...

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<i>[singing] ♪ That's not my name ♪</i>

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[Kevin] Uh, Cheryl.

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<i>♪ I'd hear that word
Sounding so sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thousands of voices forever repeating
Carrie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Carrie Carrie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am the sound of distant thunder ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That color, a flame ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm Carrie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am a song of endless wonder
That no one will claim ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But someday Oh, my, someday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Someone will know my name ♪</i>

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Wow. I think I speak for everyone
when I say that was undeniable.

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[shrieks]

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[gasps]

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== Synced & corrected by <font color="#00FFFF">MaxPayne</font> ==

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I have a dark confession to make.

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After Cheryl's brush with death,

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I found a letter in my locker
from someone alleging to be...

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And I can't believe
I'm about to say this.

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The Black Hood.

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It's a prank. Look at it.

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Why would the Black Hood,
who was shot dead by my dad,

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be demanding
that the role of Carrie be recast?

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[Jughead] It does seem
pretty small potatoes for the Black Hood.

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Yeah. Still, Jug,
you can't tell anyone about this.

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As official documentarian,
you're sworn to secrecy.

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Also, the show, as they say, must go on.

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<i>[singing] ♪ Tommy, lately
I've just not been feeling right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm so ashamed of how
We've all been treating Carrie White ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, I realize
This is hardly your concern ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hate to drag you into this
But I've got nowhere else to turn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do me a favor ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's something that Carrie White
Will just have to learn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If she plays with fire
She's gonna get burned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want her to pay up
For all that she cost me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And make her good and sorry
That she ever crossed me ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ You gotta help me ♪
- ♪ If you help me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I could even up this debt ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we could both give Carrie White
A night she won't forget ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do me a favor ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Think of Carrie
I've said everything I could ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But one small act of kindness
Might change Carrie's life for good ♪</i>

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<i>- Fine.
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's something that Carrie White
Will just have to learn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If she plays with fire
She's gonna get burned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm begging, I'm pleading
I'm down on my knees ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you really love me
Well, then, baby, baby, please ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do me a favor ♪</i>

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Ronnie, I need to ask you something.

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What? You want us to take that sexy new
Firebird of yours to Lovers' Lane?

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[chuckles]

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I was gonna ask if I could keep it
at the Pembrooke.

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Why?

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I haven't told my dad about the Firebird.

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And our dads are literal rivals.

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If my dad finds out
yours gave me this gift,

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it'll trigger World War III.

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Fine. Our garage is your garage.

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About the election,
you really think Fred has a shot?

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In our favor, he's essentially running
on a platform of family values

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with none of his family by his side.
Mary's gone, thank God.

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And, well, Archie and Fred,
they've never been so distant, have they?

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We just need to keep it that way.

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No way is this legit.

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It's a legit threat,
but it's not from the real Black Hood.

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No. This is a classic
Phantom of the Opera tactic.

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Mystery man sends menacing note

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demanding a certain diva soprano
gets recast or else...

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Who's to say this letter came
from a mystery man at all?

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That's a good point.

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Hey, Ethel, what looks good?

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Someone picked out all the M&M's
from the trail mix.

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Ugh. That's terrible.
It was probably Cheryl.

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She's always taking things
that she shouldn't,

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like the role of Carrie from you.

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That's nice of you to say, Betty.

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For Kevin to have cast Cheryl as Carrie
without even letting you audition...

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Would you say you feel angry?

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I mean, I was born to play Carrie.

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So, not to be given a shot at it,
yeah, it makes me angry.

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- Wait, is Jughead filming us?
- No. Oh, no, no.

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No, he's shooting B-roll.

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I have no idea what you're trying
to get me to admit,

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but I am not a violent person.
And I would never do anything

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to threaten or harm anybody
for my own benefit, ever.

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[Dan Auerbach's "Up on a Mountain of Love"
playing on speakers]

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- What's happening, handsome?
- Just bussing tables, Alice. You?

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Just finished rehearsal.

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I'm in the high school musical.
Can you believe it?

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Maybe you'll come by, check it out?

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I'm working, Alice. Sorry.

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Wow, really? This old act again?

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You know what's funny? I was afraid
our kids would make the mistakes we did.

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Turns out we're the ones making them
all over again.

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<i>♪ When you're up on a mountain of
On a mountain of love ♪</i>

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In this scene, teacher Mrs. Gardener
is being a friend when our girl has none,

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- out of kindness.
- I'll fake it as best I can.

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<i>[singing] ♪ So many years
You faced the world alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Frightened that life might pass you by ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then he appears
Someone who smiles at you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This is no time to question why ♪</i>

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Stop, stop. Stop!

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I'm the only one that's allowed to stop.

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I can't do this, have you hating me
while we're singing about friendship.

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I know everything I did
was legit crazy, Josie.

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But I was wrestling
with some dark, Carrie White-like demons.

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I'm so, so sorry.

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So, please, please forgive me.

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<i>[singing] ♪ That's how it starts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Two unsuspecting hearts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In a world where nothing's sure
And nothing's ever guaranteed ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Nothing's guaranteed ♪
- ♪ You should trust the way you feel ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Trust the way you feel ♪
- ♪ That's the only thing that's real ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's like magic how your spirit soars ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Once you feel his hand in yours ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ That's how it, that's how it starts ♪
- ♪ That's how it ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Two unsuspecting hearts ♪
- ♪ Two unsuspecting hearts ♪</i>

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Veronica, mija . I noticed the Firebird
parked in the Pembrooke garage.

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Is there a problem?

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No, Daddy. Archie is parking it here
until he tells Fred you gave it to him.

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He's worried
he's gonna bruise his dad's ego.

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- That makes sense.
- Yep.

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Cheers, mi alma.

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In keeping with this week's theme,
I've just had a wicked idea.

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<i>[singing] ♪ Guess what
Ever since the world began ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Same plot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone's been dumping
On their fellow man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pounding people they feel better than ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hope you're taking notes
'Cause you feel everyone deserves a shot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get real, some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat ♪</i>

221
00:15:49,099 --> 00:15:52,478
<i>♪ That's the truth, oh, honey
Like it or not ♪</i>

222
00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:54,063
<i>♪ I hate to break it to you ♪</i>

223
00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:59,485
<i>♪ My daddy taught me
You get nowhere being nice ♪</i>

224
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,656
<i>♪ So, now I'm sharing his advice ♪</i>

225
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:09,119
<i>♪ The world according to Chris is
Better to strike than get struck ♪</i>

226
00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:12,206
<i>♪ Better to screw than get screwed ♪</i>

227
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:16,251
<i>♪ You'd probably think it's bizarre ♪</i>

228
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,253
<i>♪ And that's the way things are ♪</i>

229
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:23,717
<i>♪ My daddy taught me who's on top
And who's below ♪</i>

230
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:28,806
<i>♪ And now it's time I let you know ♪</i>

231
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:34,770
<i>♪ The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched ♪</i>

232
00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:37,481
<i>♪ Better to burn than get burned ♪</i>

233
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,443
<i>♪ Learn that and you're gonna go far ♪</i>

234
00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:46,073
<i>♪ 'Cause that's the way things are
Ha, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

235
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:51,078
<i>♪ Ha, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

236
00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:52,579
Let's party, people!

237
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:58,002
<i>- ♪ According to Chris ♪
- ♪ The world according to Chris ♪</i>

238
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,754
<i>- ♪ Her world ♪
- ♪ The world according to Chris ♪</i>

239
00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:04,091
<i>- ♪ According to Chris ♪
- ♪ The world according to Chris ♪</i>

240
00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:07,428
<i>- ♪ Her world ♪
- ♪ The world according to Chris ♪</i>

241
00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:09,930
<i>♪ Her world ♪</i>

242
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,105
[all applauding]

243
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,736
Okay, Veronica,
I am obsessed with everything.

244
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:27,489
Thank you. It helps to be off-book
and in full costume.

245
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:28,449
[Betty chuckles]

246
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,701
Don't be so modest.

247
00:17:31,744 --> 00:17:34,455
You're the literal embodiment of Chris.

248
00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:37,416
Never has a role been
so perfectly typecast.

249
00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:38,417
Betty.

250
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,421
What was that, Betty?

251
00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:45,090
I mean, think about it.

252
00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:48,052
Spoiled rich girl, check.

253
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:51,597
Major daddy issues, check.

254
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,057
Bad to the bone,

255
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:57,561
trying to control everyone,
including her boyfriend and best friend,

256
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,979
check, check, check.

257
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,985
- [Archie] How could you be so mean?
- Archie...

258
00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:08,489
Betty, you have no idea
what's going on with Veronica.

259
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:13,368
All this intense stuff with her family,
the pressure she's under.

260
00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:15,204
She's trying her best

261
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:18,207
- under insane circumstances.
- Can you tell me how?

262
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:21,919
Please, help me understand
so I can let this go.

263
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:23,796
It's not for me to say, Betty.

264
00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:26,632
You remember how quickly she forgave you

265
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:29,843
when the Black Hood made you say
those horrible things?

266
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:34,139
So, really, who should be playing Chris
and who should be playing Sue?

267
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,270
Archie, Betty, can you join us?

268
00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:43,190
We're ready to run
Tommy and Sue's love ballad.

269
00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:57,955
<i>[singing] ♪ If you could see
The way that you look to me ♪</i>

270
00:18:58,038 --> 00:19:02,793
<i>♪ I bet that you'd be amazed
At the sight ♪</i>

271
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:07,506
<i>♪ You'd see a heart
That's fearless and true ♪</i>

272
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:11,135
<i>♪ From my point of view ♪</i>

273
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:15,097
<i>♪ Oh, you shine ♪</i>

274
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,565
V.

275
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:29,903
[chuckles] Betty, if you're here
to rip into me again,

276
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:32,823
I agree with what you said back there.

277
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:37,035
If there's anything
playing Chris has illuminated,

278
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:40,539
it's that I've been a terrible friend.

279
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:43,542
I couldn't disagree more.

280
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:50,465
<i>[singing] ♪ I think you hide so much
You feel inside ♪</i>

281
00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:55,012
<i>♪ But I know deep down
There's a fire burning bright ♪</i>

282
00:19:55,637 --> 00:19:59,641
<i>♪ From where you stand
It might not be clear ♪</i>

283
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:03,395
<i>♪ But you shine from here ♪</i>

284
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:09,526
<i>♪ No doubt No more fears ♪</i>

285
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:14,531
<i>♪ I see you shine
And the dark disappears ♪</i>

286
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:19,494
<i>♪ Then I know everything
Is gonna be fine ♪</i>

287
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:26,960
<i>♪ Because you shine
Just how you shine ♪</i>

288
00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:40,265
Afternoon, gentlemen.

289
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:45,729
I came to check on the show I'm producing,
and lo and behold, Fred Andrews.

290
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,609
I'm just donating my free time, Hiram.

291
00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:56,782
- Has Archie taken you for a spin yet?
- Mr. Lodge...

292
00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,577
In the new Firebird I bought him?
For the help he's given me.

293
00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:04,873
Yeah, it's a pretty smooth ride.

294
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:07,876
Yeah.

295
00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:12,339
A young man never forgets his first car.

296
00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:29,022
[Archie] Dad, it's just a car.

297
00:21:29,106 --> 00:21:33,110
Just a car?
Did I raise you to be that spoiled?

298
00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:37,906
This doesn't have to be a big deal.

299
00:21:38,573 --> 00:21:40,409
It is to me, son.

300
00:21:41,994 --> 00:21:45,414
I was planning on us
picking out an old jalopy.

301
00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:49,376
We could've fixed it up,
like me and Grandpa Artie did.

302
00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:01,722
Honey, I'm sure you're probably
still upset with me,

303
00:22:01,805 --> 00:22:05,475
but I still miss you,
and I am worried about you.

304
00:22:09,438 --> 00:22:10,731
I love you, Chic.

305
00:22:12,107 --> 00:22:13,984
Please call me when you can.

306
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,115
Mom?

307
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:26,663
Your brother won't return my calls.
Not that I blame him, for what I did.

308
00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:30,208
I'm gonna get water.
Do you want anything?

309
00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:35,505
Jughead, the sandbag was an accident,
and the letter was a prank, right?

310
00:22:35,589 --> 00:22:36,423
Seems like it.

311
00:22:36,506 --> 00:22:39,926
That's what I thought,
but I found this in my locker.

312
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,970
A letter from the Black Hood.

313
00:22:42,054 --> 00:22:44,973
"This is your last warning
to replace Cheryl.

314
00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:47,392
Next time, the sandbag won't miss."

315
00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:58,028
Cheryl, it's your safety.
I have to recast the role of Carrie.

316
00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,614
I will not succumb to thespian terrorism

317
00:23:00,697 --> 00:23:03,200
and allow myself to be ousted from this.

318
00:23:03,575 --> 00:23:06,244
After the fires
I've walked through, Kevin,

319
00:23:06,328 --> 00:23:08,997
the world needs to see me
up on that stage,

320
00:23:09,081 --> 00:23:11,208
a phoenix reborn in the spotlight.

321
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,169
Well, they'll have to wait, Cheryl.

322
00:23:15,337 --> 00:23:18,632
- Mother.
- Even in a town as twisted as Riverdale,

323
00:23:18,715 --> 00:23:23,887
students require parental approval
to partake in extracurricular activities,

324
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,056
As I reminded Principal Weatherbee

325
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:29,768
when I told him you didn't have
my approval to do the musical,

326
00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:30,894
and never will.

327
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,815
So, you just feast
on broken dreams now, is that it?

328
00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:38,944
Playing a murderous telekinetic teen
who kills her mother?

329
00:23:39,611 --> 00:23:40,821
Please.

330
00:23:40,904 --> 00:23:45,033
This matricidal revenge fantasy,

331
00:23:45,951 --> 00:23:47,577
never gonna happen.

332
00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:49,746
That's final.

333
00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:00,382
[sighs]

334
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:08,140
Due to some circumstances, Cheryl
will no longer be playing Carrie White.

335
00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:09,683
- What?
- Why?

336
00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:14,396
Penelope Blossom
isn't much of a stage mom.

337
00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:15,647
[chuckles]

338
00:24:17,566 --> 00:24:19,401
Cheryl's by the gym bleachers.

339
00:24:22,904 --> 00:24:25,532
Cheryl's understudy will assume the role.

340
00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:27,033
Understudy?

341
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,828
I appointed one
after the sandbag incident.

342
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,415
Midge Klump.

343
00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:34,875
[all applauding]

344
00:24:39,421 --> 00:24:41,047
[Cheryl] Screw the musical.

345
00:24:41,631 --> 00:24:45,594
I just wanted to prove to everyone
that I'm still me.

346
00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:48,096
But maybe I'm not.

347
00:24:49,431 --> 00:24:54,186
Toni, even Carrie White could stand up
to her mother.

348
00:24:54,644 --> 00:24:57,981
Cheryl, you gotta show your mother
who's in charge.

349
00:24:59,524 --> 00:25:01,401
I don't know if I can anymore.

350
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:05,697
I'm not the same girl
who burned down Thornhill.

351
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:06,823
Sure you are.

352
00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:12,204
You're not done playing Carrie, Cheryl,
not by a long shot.

353
00:25:21,338 --> 00:25:26,676
<i>[singing] ♪ Stay here instead
Just tell me what you'd like to do ♪</i>

354
00:25:30,138 --> 00:25:34,726
<i>♪ We'll talk and we'll laugh
And I'll sing to you ♪</i>

355
00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:37,771
<i>♪ And I promise you, we won't fight ♪</i>

356
00:25:38,897 --> 00:25:41,608
<i>♪ Don't leave tonight ♪</i>

357
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:47,697
<i>♪ You don't know these people
They're not your friends ♪</i>

358
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:50,242
<i>♪ Carrie ♪</i>

359
00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:54,496
<i>♪ They're only waiting
To tear you in two ♪</i>

360
00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:57,165
What if they like me?

361
00:25:57,415 --> 00:26:00,669
<i>♪ Just like your father
They'll leave when they're through ♪</i>

362
00:26:00,752 --> 00:26:03,880
- They might like me. They'll like me.
- You're a fool.

363
00:26:05,882 --> 00:26:09,511
<i>[singing] ♪ Aren't you aware
how people deceive? ♪</i>

364
00:26:09,594 --> 00:26:13,890
<i>♪ They'll take you and break you
And then they will leave you ♪</i>

365
00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:18,603
<i>♪ Carrie Carrie ♪</i>

366
00:26:18,687 --> 00:26:21,022
<i>♪ Carrie ♪</i>

367
00:26:21,106 --> 00:26:25,235
<i>♪ You are the love I was betrayed for ♪</i>

368
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:31,283
<i>♪ My pride and my shame
My Betty ♪</i>

369
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:37,831
<i>♪ We're one and the same ♪</i>

370
00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:44,546
<i>♪ Don't go ♪</i>

371
00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:49,718
Don't go.

372
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:56,349
<i>[singing] ♪ Don't go ♪</i>

373
00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:02,397
Mom?

374
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:12,991
Don't leave me, Betty.
Don't leave me like all the others did.

375
00:27:13,074 --> 00:27:14,284
[sobbing]

376
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,502
Am I directing a train wreck?
And where's my tea?

377
00:27:31,134 --> 00:27:32,427
Mom.

378
00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:35,138
I'm not going anywhere, okay?

379
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,973
Everything is crumbling.

380
00:27:38,683 --> 00:27:39,851
I've lost everyone.

381
00:27:39,934 --> 00:27:43,772
No, I haven't lost everyone.
I've driven everyone away.

382
00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:51,571
I gave my son away when he was born.

383
00:27:52,614 --> 00:27:55,033
And then I just did it again.

384
00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:58,703
And your father and I aren't together

385
00:27:58,787 --> 00:28:02,957
because we're still fighting
about something that happened years ago.

386
00:28:04,709 --> 00:28:07,879
And you and I have never been so frayed.

387
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,896
[Betty] My mom's always been
a woman on the verge.

388
00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:28,650
I have to do something
to help her, Jughead.

389
00:28:31,027 --> 00:28:36,157
Something to make her feel less alone
and abandoned.

390
00:28:39,411 --> 00:28:42,372
Guys, the programs are in,
and they look amazing.

391
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:45,500
Make sure to get them signed
on opening night.

392
00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:58,221
- Dad, what are you doing here?
- Gotta get the sets in.

393
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,432
Yeah. I guess I just assumed...

394
00:29:00,515 --> 00:29:03,309
That I would quit
because we had a disagreement?

395
00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,228
That's not the way I roll.

396
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,986
[Archie]
When Kevin came to me about Carrie,

397
00:29:13,069 --> 00:29:15,864
he said I was the embodiment
of Tommy Ross.

398
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:19,492
Loyal, selfless...

399
00:29:20,952 --> 00:29:23,705
a hero, a force for good.

400
00:29:25,874 --> 00:29:27,709
But I'm none of those things.

401
00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:32,714
I'm not the hero of any story.

402
00:29:32,797 --> 00:29:35,550
Lately I've been going down
this dark path,

403
00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:37,594
ignoring how much it hurt my dad.

404
00:29:38,219 --> 00:29:40,305
I gotta get something off my chest.

405
00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:46,144
You may be my boss, but please,
don't try to get between me and my dad.

406
00:29:46,728 --> 00:29:48,646
Because I promise you, sir...

407
00:29:50,273 --> 00:29:54,736
that is a battle you will lose,
every time.

408
00:30:00,575 --> 00:30:02,452
Thank you for the Firebird...

409
00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:07,791
but I won't be needing it anymore.

410
00:30:23,202 --> 00:30:24,829
Oh, who are we kidding?

411
00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:29,417
It's opening night.
We're too nervous to eat, anyway.

412
00:30:36,132 --> 00:30:37,050
[Hal] Alice?

413
00:30:48,311 --> 00:30:49,187
Thank you.

414
00:30:51,105 --> 00:30:51,981
Welcome.

415
00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:56,903
I'm allergic to peonies.

416
00:30:56,986 --> 00:31:01,157
But how would you know that?
We've only been married for decades.

417
00:31:08,539 --> 00:31:12,126
I'd really like to come back home, Alice.

418
00:31:13,711 --> 00:31:15,546
If you'll have me.

419
00:31:25,765 --> 00:31:30,645
If we do this, Hal, there can't
be any more secrets between us.

420
00:31:34,107 --> 00:31:37,193
- Which means... Betty?
- Yeah?

421
00:31:37,276 --> 00:31:39,904
- Honey, can you give us a moment?
- Yeah.

422
00:31:43,366 --> 00:31:45,994
There's something you should know
about Chic.

423
00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:54,585
[sighs]

424
00:31:56,129 --> 00:32:00,466
To be honest, I always suspected
that Chic wasn't mine.

425
00:32:03,594 --> 00:32:05,138
I don't care, Alice.

426
00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:08,182
I wanna come home.

427
00:32:13,062 --> 00:32:14,105
Alice.

428
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:23,823
Our secrets can't hurt us anymore.

429
00:32:29,162 --> 00:32:30,830
We can be together again.

430
00:32:47,597 --> 00:32:51,726
- Don't you have a show to get ready for?
- I do, but this couldn't wait.

431
00:32:53,603 --> 00:32:55,521
I gave back the Firebird, Dad.

432
00:32:55,605 --> 00:32:59,776
Then I sold some of my stuff
so I could buy this off Junkyard Steve.

433
00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:19,921
It needs a lot of work, Dad...
but I'm up for it if you are.

434
00:33:27,386 --> 00:33:32,016
You better get going, Arch.
I don't want you to be late.

435
00:33:42,026 --> 00:33:44,612
<i>[singing] ♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪</i>

436
00:33:45,196 --> 00:33:48,199
<i>♪ It's gonna be a night
You'll never forget ♪</i>

437
00:33:48,282 --> 00:33:50,368
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪</i>

438
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:53,746
<i>♪ It's gonna be a night
We'll never forget ♪</i>

439
00:33:54,747 --> 00:33:56,749
<i>♪ This will be just great ♪</i>

440
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,168
<i>♪ Oh, my life is gonna take flight ♪</i>

441
00:33:59,252 --> 00:34:02,213
<i>♪ Can't wait till Saturday night ♪</i>

442
00:34:02,296 --> 00:34:04,340
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

443
00:34:04,423 --> 00:34:07,426
<i>- ♪ Eighty bucks for a tux ♪
- ♪ Damn, we better get laid ♪</i>

444
00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:11,013
<i>♪ You've been prayin' for that
Since the seventh grade ♪</i>

445
00:34:11,097 --> 00:34:14,851
<i>♪ It's the least we deserve
After everything we've paid ♪</i>

446
00:34:15,893 --> 00:34:16,727
<i>♪ Got the food ♪</i>

447
00:34:16,811 --> 00:34:17,770
Got the drinks.

448
00:34:17,854 --> 00:34:19,105
<i>♪ Got the limo for ten ♪</i>

449
00:34:19,188 --> 00:34:22,358
<i>♪ And we won't get a chance
Like this again ♪</i>

450
00:34:22,441 --> 00:34:27,155
<i>♪ We'll be leaving as boys
But we're coming home as men ♪</i>

451
00:34:27,238 --> 00:34:29,323
<i>♪ This will be just great ♪</i>

452
00:34:29,407 --> 00:34:34,745
<i>- ♪ Yeah, my life is gonna take flight ♪
- ♪ Can't wait till Saturday night ♪</i>

453
00:34:34,829 --> 00:34:40,293
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget ♪</i>

454
00:34:40,376 --> 00:34:46,340
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget ♪</i>

455
00:34:46,424 --> 00:34:51,053
<i>♪ I believe in getting even
That's what I believe ♪</i>

456
00:34:51,137 --> 00:34:54,932
<i>♪ And I just don't forgive and forget ♪</i>

457
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:03,941
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothing yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget ♪</i>

458
00:35:04,025 --> 00:35:09,572
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget ♪</i>

459
00:35:09,655 --> 00:35:11,991
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪</i>

460
00:35:12,491 --> 00:35:15,494
<i>♪ It's gonna be a night
We'll never forget ♪</i>

461
00:35:15,578 --> 00:35:17,997
<i>♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪</i>

462
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,126
<i>♪ It's gonna be a night we'll never
No, never ♪</i>

463
00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:26,172
<i>♪ We'll never forget ♪</i>

464
00:35:27,006 --> 00:35:31,969
<i>♪ A night we'll never forget ♪</i>

465
00:35:34,805 --> 00:35:35,848
[door opens]

466
00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:40,686
Claudius? Is that you?

467
00:35:49,445 --> 00:35:52,323
Do you know whose blood this is, Mommy?

468
00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:56,619
This is Jason's blood.
This is Daddy's blood.

469
00:35:57,328 --> 00:36:02,124
And the next blood to be spilt
will be yours.

470
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,085
Cheryl, dear God.

471
00:36:04,877 --> 00:36:07,630
You've been in cahoots with Daddy's twin.

472
00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:10,675
You tried to kill Nana Rose,

473
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:14,011
and then you shipped me off
to a ghoulish nunnery.

474
00:36:14,679 --> 00:36:17,098
But your depraved gambits are finished.

475
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:23,980
If you so much as pluck one hair
from Nana Rose's little head...

476
00:36:26,023 --> 00:36:27,316
I'll end you.

477
00:36:31,737 --> 00:36:35,199
I burned one house down,
I'll happily burn another.

478
00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:37,827
Nightmare Child, what do you want from me?

479
00:36:38,077 --> 00:36:39,662
I wanna be emancipated.

480
00:36:40,746 --> 00:36:45,126
I want Thistlehouse all to myself
and my Nana.

481
00:36:47,712 --> 00:36:49,088
Start packing, Mommy.

482
00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:53,342
You and Uncle Claudius are pig-people

483
00:36:53,676 --> 00:36:56,804
and should live amongst the pigs.

484
00:37:02,393 --> 00:37:03,519
[chattering]

485
00:37:06,856 --> 00:37:09,859
Thank you. Hello. Good to see you.

486
00:37:09,942 --> 00:37:12,903
Thank you. How are you?

487
00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:20,369
[Penelope] Hal. Come here.

488
00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:25,875
Did you bring it?

489
00:37:28,085 --> 00:37:28,919
Thanks.

490
00:37:39,347 --> 00:37:42,641
- Ten minutes to places. Where is Fangs?
- I don't know.

491
00:37:46,937 --> 00:37:48,064
[Kevin] Fangs.

492
00:37:48,147 --> 00:37:51,192
I was giving Midge some last-minute notes.

493
00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:53,736
Hurry up. It's ten minutes to places.

494
00:38:03,454 --> 00:38:04,997
[Jughead] Hey, Ethel?

495
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,210
I'm doing final interviews.

496
00:38:10,461 --> 00:38:11,295
Ethel?

497
00:38:19,845 --> 00:38:20,846
[sighs]

498
00:38:40,324 --> 00:38:43,244
QED, folks, it was Ethel.

499
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:45,246
[Ethel] What was?

500
00:38:46,122 --> 00:38:47,289
[Jughead] Uh...

501
00:38:47,373 --> 00:38:50,292
- Just the magazines.
- I know what you're thinking.

502
00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:51,210
You're wrong.

503
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,755
- Those were for my vision board.
- It's okay. Tell me.

504
00:38:55,339 --> 00:38:57,591
Get out of my dressing room, Jughead.

505
00:39:00,052 --> 00:39:02,304
[Jughead]
Sounds like a guilty conscience to me.

506
00:39:02,388 --> 00:39:04,515
- Hey, Moose.
- Out of my way, Jug.

507
00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:09,812
[all] What a to-do to die today
at a minute or two till two

508
00:39:09,895 --> 00:39:13,899
A thing distinctly hard to say,
but harder still to do

509
00:39:13,983 --> 00:39:14,859
[all laughing]

510
00:39:19,238 --> 00:39:23,534
Chuck... let me speak for the whole gang

511
00:39:23,617 --> 00:39:26,871
when I say that your behavior
throughout rehearsals

512
00:39:26,954 --> 00:39:31,083
has been nothing short of that
of a proper Victorian gentleman.

513
00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:32,042
Um...

514
00:39:33,002 --> 00:39:34,587
What does that mean?

515
00:39:35,504 --> 00:39:38,382
Your pariahship is officially over.

516
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,803
Hey, Betty.

517
00:39:45,973 --> 00:39:47,016
Chic...

518
00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:49,977
you made it.

519
00:39:50,561 --> 00:39:54,106
- Of course. I wouldn't miss this.
- [Kevin] Five minutes to places!

520
00:39:56,525 --> 00:40:01,572
You should get back to your seat, Chic.
You're not really allowed to be backstage.

521
00:40:02,698 --> 00:40:03,532
No problem.

522
00:40:06,911 --> 00:40:08,078
Break a leg, sis.

523
00:40:20,132 --> 00:40:24,929
<i>[singing] ♪ Father Almighty
She's only a child ♪</i>

524
00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:29,517
<i>♪ But the woman is waking inside her ♪</i>

525
00:40:30,809 --> 00:40:35,898
<i>♪ She will be lost
If her passion runs wild ♪</i>

526
00:40:35,981 --> 00:40:39,860
<i>♪ So, I can't let her stumble and fall ♪</i>

527
00:40:41,862 --> 00:40:46,158
<i>♪ Maybe I do things that I can't explain ♪</i>

528
00:40:46,742 --> 00:40:50,829
<i>♪ But my feelings for her never change ♪</i>

529
00:40:52,081 --> 00:40:56,126
<i>♪ You are still my precious one ♪</i>

530
00:40:58,254 --> 00:41:03,717
<i>♪ Can you forgive what I've done? ♪</i>

531
00:41:06,971 --> 00:41:10,558
All right, Carrietta,
it's time to come out of your closet.

532
00:41:13,978 --> 00:41:17,648
Uh, Kevin, did you re-block this?
Why isn't she on her knees?

533
00:41:18,399 --> 00:41:19,775
I...

534
00:41:27,616 --> 00:41:30,619
- I don't think that's part of the show.
- Oh, my God.

535
00:41:30,703 --> 00:41:33,539
Somebody should help her.
Help her!

536
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:37,042
[screaming]

537
00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:39,044
[audience screaming and shouting]

538
00:41:42,339 --> 00:41:43,340
Betty.

539
00:41:53,309 --> 00:41:55,311
[closing theme playing]