1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:03,742 [Jughead] It was over, 2 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:06,093 the evils of Stonewall Prep had been vanquished, 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:10,358 and life in Riverdale more or less picked up where it had left off. 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:16,581 But at its heart, Riverdale was and is, "A wicked little town." 5 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,324 So no one was surprised 6 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:23,153 when a third round of sinister video tapes was delivered to our doorsteps. 7 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:29,420 ♪ You know the sun Is in your eyes ♪ 8 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:36,601 ♪ And hurricanes and rains 9 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:40,127 ♪ And black and cloudy skies 10 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ You're running up And down that hill ♪ 11 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:50,354 ♪ You turn it on And off at will ♪ 12 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:55,794 ♪ There's nothing here To thrill or bring you down ♪ 13 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:03,237 ♪ And if you've got No other choice ♪ 14 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,241 ♪ You know you can Follow my voice ♪ 15 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:13,421 ♪ Through the dark turns And noise of this Wicked little town ♪ 16 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:20,558 ♪ The fates are vicious And they're cruel ♪ 17 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:31,091 ♪ You learn too late You've used two wishes Like a fool ♪ 18 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:37,532 ♪ The pious, hateful And devout ♪ 19 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:41,840 ♪ You're turning tricks 'Til you're turned out ♪ 20 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:48,195 ♪ The wind so cold, it burns, You're burning out, Blowing round ♪ 21 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,679 ♪ And then you're someone You are not ♪ 22 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:58,944 ♪ And Riverdale, It ain't the spot ♪ 23 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:05,473 ♪ Remember Mrs. Lot And when she turned around ♪ 24 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:11,870 ♪ And if you've got No other choice ♪ 25 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:16,179 ♪ You know you can Follow my voice ♪ 26 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:22,142 ♪ Through the dark turns And noise of this Wicked little town ♪ 27 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,235 [Jughead] No one slept that night, 28 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,237 as they waited for a new day to dawn. 29 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,287 Daddy. 30 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,723 You've a doctor's appointment, don't you? 31 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:41,422 Which I'll go to, as soon as I finish my coffee. 32 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,338 [sighs softly] 33 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,211 [grunting] 34 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,566 [grunts] Little help. 35 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,002 Little help. 36 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,054 -Holy crap, Mr. Lodge. -Thanks, Archie. 37 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:07,665 -[Hiram exhales deeply] -Maybe you should ease up. 38 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,190 You know, considering your condition. 39 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,193 The hell you talking about? 40 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:18,676 [sighs] Veronica told me, that you're... sick. 41 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,114 Well, clearly my daughter's confused 'cause I'm perfectly healthy. 42 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,291 But if she's concerned for some unfounded reason, 43 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:28,643 then you'll agree that she doesn't need to know about this. 44 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:31,950 -Mr. Lodge, look if you need help-- -What I need is privacy. 45 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:35,258 This is not your business, nor hers, frankly. 46 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,912 Do we understand each other, Archie? 47 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,002 Yes, sir, we do. 48 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,788 Take the plate off. 49 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,574 So, I talked to all your teachers and we figured out a way 50 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:49,316 -for you to catch up on all of your classes. -[thuds] 51 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,363 Phew! That's not daunting at all. 52 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:56,453 -There's an index. -Mmm-hmm, and it's color coded. 53 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,238 Red is for American history. 54 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,023 You missed the mid-term, so you can catch up by writing an essay 55 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,504 on either the Trail of Tears or the Salem witch trials. 56 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,462 -Salem witch trails, definitely. -Mmm-hmm. 57 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,508 Blue, English. You can choose amongst, 58 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,901 Steinbeck's The Pearl, Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea, 59 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:13,296 and London's The Call of the Wild, for your book report. 60 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,385 -[sighs] -What, you've already read all three of them. 61 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:18,519 No, I know, it's just, writing a book report, 62 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,564 now I know, how Sisyphus must have felt. 63 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,350 Given how far behind I am on literally every topic, 64 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,700 is it even worth trying to catch up at this point? 65 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,269 Look. I know this is a lot. 66 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,489 It's a lot of work, but it's only for a couple of months. 67 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,275 Just to make sure that you graduate. With me. 68 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,016 What is more important than that? 69 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,936 Jughead. What a surprise. What do you need? 70 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,112 Something to stimulate my brain as I plow through 71 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,115 this pile of work that Betty's lined up for me. 72 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,509 I was thinking in between writing these mind-numbing essays 73 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:57,427 I could help you review the latest round of videotapes from our mysterious voyeur. 74 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,951 Absolutely, I could use some help scrubbing through the footage. 75 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,345 The voyeur's stepping up his or her game. 76 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,999 Coming to more and more houses. 77 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,047 I don't ever want to see what would happen if he found his way inside a house. 78 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,791 Thank you. Oh. Uh... 79 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:18,405 One more thing, if you could keep my moon-lighting on the DL. 80 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,320 You mean from Betty? 81 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,108 How about this? I won't bring it up to her, unless she asks me directly. 82 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:27,936 Thank you. 83 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:35,465 Here you go, Principal Honey, another list of sign-ups for the variety show. 84 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:39,208 Mmm. Well, I've reviewed the acts submitted so far. 85 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,210 They mostly seem fine. 86 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,821 With one exception. Yours. 87 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,910 I'm sorry, but you won't be allowed to do a number 88 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:49,740 from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. That show is... 89 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,177 It's not appropriate for students and families. 90 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,744 It was on Broadway. 91 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,312 -There's a movie version of it. -An R-rated movie version. 92 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,837 Look, why don't you do a number from a classical musical 93 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,013 like Oklahoma!or Carousel. 94 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,886 Instead of some niche-downtown cabaret show 95 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:07,497 that would be more appropriate for pre-Nazi Berlin. 96 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,281 Hedwigis not a niche show. 97 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:13,503 It celebrates identities, genders, 98 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:17,507 expressions of all kinds and it speaks to my entire generation. 99 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:21,772 We are relentlessly slammed with crisis after crisis. 100 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,645 And we talk it, and we're numb. Yes. 101 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,691 But also screaming on the inside. 102 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,826 Please just... Just listen to us. 103 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,438 We're people, not numbers. 104 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,918 We're Generation Z. 105 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,487 [music playing] 106 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:44,491 ♪ All our feelings And thoughts ♪ 107 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:47,885 ♪ Expressed in ones And in oughts ♪ 108 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:51,541 ♪ In endless spiraling chains 109 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,630 ♪ You can't decode or explain 110 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,458 ♪ 'Cause you are so analog 111 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,547 ♪ God dog I eye I God dog 112 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,681 ♪ We're the random number 113 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:04,989 ♪ Generation we are 114 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:09,820 ♪ Random number Generated we are ♪ 115 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,910 ♪ Random numbers 116 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,830 ♪ In the regime Of the solid state ♪ 117 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,617 ♪ Wheels spin as you iterate 118 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,272 ♪ K is X squared minus one ♪ 119 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,580 ♪ But .54321 120 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,277 ♪ When X is taken times two ♪ 121 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,497 ♪ That's when We're coming for you ♪ 122 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,326 ♪ We're the random number 123 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,852 ♪ Generation we are 124 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:46,770 ♪ Random number Generated we are ♪ 125 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,033 ♪ Hey here we are 126 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:53,777 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 127 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:58,216 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 128 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:02,264 ♪ We're the random number 129 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:06,747 ♪ Generation we are 130 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:11,534 ♪ Random number Generated we are ♪ 131 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,015 ♪ Random number 132 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,496 [bell ringing] 133 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,153 [panting] 134 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,895 -You see the music of Hedwig is the perfect fit for-- -Mr. Keller, 135 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,984 you can either pick a different song, 136 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,160 or recuse yourself from the variety show 137 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:32,686 and all your attendant duties. Effective immediately. 138 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,730 [playing rock tune] 139 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:22,605 [power shuts off] 140 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,217 Damn it. 141 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,697 Late breaking news, I am now singing 142 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,222 Oh, What a Beautiful Morning, from Oklahoma! for the variety show. 143 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,659 What happened to Hedwig? 144 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,706 Honey nixed it. 145 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,664 -Said it was too controversial. -[sighs] 146 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:26,190 Kevin, if you wanna do Hedwig, you should do Hedwig. 147 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:29,629 He'd yank me off stage before the first note. 148 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,501 Hell, I don't even think you should wait for the variety show. 149 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,636 I think you should go rogue. 150 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,811 Go rogue, in what way? 151 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,733 Okay. 152 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,082 So, you know I support you. 153 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,433 And, I think you're an amazing writer, Jug, 154 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,435 but this feels a little... 155 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,830 phoned in. I mean there's typos 156 00:10:56,873 --> 00:11:00,529 and incomplete sentences and I'm not even sure what the thesis is. 157 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,009 [sighs] 158 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,101 Yeah. Okay. 159 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,104 Maybe, I'll go offline. 160 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,976 Hole myself up in the bunker after school and really focus on it. 161 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,761 Play Thomas Pynchon for a while. 162 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,026 [bell ringing] 163 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,332 [Veronica] Oh, he comes bearing gifts. 164 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,247 And some news. 165 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,163 I know this seems a little last minute, but, uh... 166 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,426 I signed us up for the variety show. 167 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,560 -To perform as a band. -Well, obviously, I'm completely in. 168 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,084 You know I support you kids in your rock-and-roll, 169 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,347 but I really have to finish these essays, 170 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,872 or else my girlfriend over there is gonna lock me in the stocks. 171 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,050 It's true, Jug has a lot of work to do. 172 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:47,010 But I think, you can take a little time out, for this. 173 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,969 I mean, look, it's senior year, 174 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,449 we promised we were gonna start taking advantage of that. 175 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,842 Agreed. 176 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,236 -Does this band have a name? -Mmm. 177 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,677 Uh, it's The Archies. 178 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,202 What, was the Me-Me-Me's taken? 179 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,815 -We can change the name. -[Veronica] No. The Archies. 180 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,295 -I like it. -[Kevin over speaker] What's up, Riverdale? 181 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,863 Are you trying to tear me down? 182 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,386 That's, wait. That's not... 183 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,955 Well, sorry, I'm the new Berlin Wall, baby. 184 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,305 Now, get your asses to the music room. 185 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,046 [music plays] 186 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,925 ♪ I was born On the other side ♪ 187 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,101 ♪ Of a town ripped in two 188 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:38,888 ♪ I made it over The great divide ♪ 189 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,803 ♪ Now I'm coming for you 190 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,848 [students cheering] 191 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,372 ♪ Enemies and adversaries 192 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,288 ♪ They try and tear me down 193 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:51,118 ♪ You want me baby I dare you ♪ 194 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,773 ♪ Try and tear me down 195 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,734 [all cheering] 196 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:05,088 ♪ There ain't much Of a difference ♪ 197 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,090 ♪ Between a bridge and a wall 198 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,225 ♪ Without me right In the middle, babe ♪ 199 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,315 ♪ Whoa, you would be Nothing at all ♪ 200 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,622 ♪ Enemies and adversaries 201 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,887 ♪ They try to tear me down 202 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,238 ♪ You want me, baby I dare you ♪ 203 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:28,242 ♪ Try and tear me down 204 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:31,854 ♪ From East Berlin To Junction City ♪ 205 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:35,031 Hello, Mr. Honey. Hello, Riverdale. 206 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,468 You wanna try and tear me down? 207 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,602 You're done, Mr. Keller, you're off the variety show. 208 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,695 ♪ Come on and tear 209 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:50,525 ♪ Come on and tear me 210 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,657 ♪ Down 211 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,616 [all cheering] 212 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,057 I said, "you're done." You hear me? 213 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,798 You're done! 214 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,324 -[Betty] Okay, I'm gonna try it. -[Veronica laughing] 215 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,674 -[all] Whoa. -Okay. 216 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,895 -Can we please order pizza from Little Cicero's? -Ugh! 217 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,159 Guys, it is not a sleepover without greasy pizza, right, Kev? 218 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,077 Kev? 219 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,385 Sorry, it's just... 220 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,169 Working on the variety show made me feel like, 221 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:29,085 I was reconnecting with the old, pre-farm Kevin. 222 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,741 Mr. Honey didn't just take that away, he made me feel like I was nothing. 223 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:33,873 Like I didn't matter. 224 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,050 [sighs] 225 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,357 You know something that makes me feel better? 226 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,317 ♪ On nights 227 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,147 ♪ Like this 228 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:55,503 ♪ When the world's A bit amiss ♪ 229 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,986 ♪ And the lights go down 230 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:04,860 ♪ Across the trailer park 231 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,691 ♪ I put on some make-up 232 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,913 ♪ Turn on the tape deck 233 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,700 ♪ And put the wig Back on my head ♪ 234 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,310 Oh. 235 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:28,797 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen ♪ 236 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,842 ♪ Until I head home 237 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,410 ♪ And I put myself to bed 238 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,195 I hear what you're saying, Betty, 239 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,980 but I'm not sure even a makeover montage will help. 240 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,333 ♪ I look back on Where I'm from ♪ 241 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,121 ♪ Look at the woman I've become ♪ 242 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,167 ♪ And the strangest thing's 243 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,083 ♪ Suddenly routine 244 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:58,000 ♪ I look up from my Vermouth On the rocks ♪ 245 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,656 ♪ The gift wrapped wig Still in the box ♪ 246 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,094 ♪ Of towering velveteen 247 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,009 ♪ I put on some make-up 248 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,752 ♪ Some LaVern Baker 249 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,496 ♪ And pull the wig down From the shelf ♪ 250 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:24,070 -[vocalizing] -♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 ♪ 251 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,072 ♪ Until I wake up 252 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,726 ♪ And I turn back to myself 253 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:39,128 ♪ Some girls They have natural ease ♪ 254 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:43,002 ♪ They wear it any way They please ♪ 255 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:47,615 ♪ With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines ♪ 256 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:52,837 ♪ Wear it up, let it down 257 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,667 ♪ This is the best way That I've found ♪ 258 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,931 ♪ To be the best You've ever seen ♪ 259 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,890 ♪ I put on some make-up 260 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,286 ♪ Turn on the eight-track 261 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:10,116 ♪ I'm pulling the wig down From the shelf ♪ 262 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:18,950 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV ♪ 263 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,996 ♪ Until I wake up 264 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,651 ♪ And I turn back to myself 265 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,699 ♪ Shag, bi-level Bob Dorothy Hamill do ♪ 266 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,354 ♪ Sausage curl, chicken wings It's all because of you ♪ 267 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:35,228 ♪ It's all because of you It's all because of you ♪ 268 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,971 [all laughing] 269 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,886 Oh, my... 270 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,975 -[sighs] -[laughs] 271 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,629 -Hey, Kev? -Yeah. 272 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,286 What if for the variety show, 273 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,333 we all performed songs from Hedwig. 274 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,205 Yeah. As a sign of solidarity. 275 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,207 And as President of the Student Body 276 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,209 and Riverdale High's LGBTQIA Alliance, 277 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,908 I promise you, I will sit down with Principal Humbug and make this right. 278 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,567 [soft music playing] 279 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,319 On behalf of Kevin Keller and the entire Student Body 280 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:24,929 we urge you to hear our plea. 281 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,411 Hedwigis not some fringe, down-beat musical. 282 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,936 It's fun. It's an old-fashioned, red-blooded, 283 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,504 American musical comedy with something for everyone. 284 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,464 Including those of us, who are more... straight-laced. 285 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,988 Allow us to demonstrate. 286 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,125 [music playing] 287 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,303 ♪ I've got a sweet tooth 288 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,914 ♪ For licorice drops And jelly roll ♪ 289 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,093 ♪ Hey, sugar daddy 290 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,401 ♪ Cheryl needs some sugar In her bowl ♪ 291 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,058 ♪ I'll lay out fine china On the linen 292 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,364 ♪ Polish up the chrome 293 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,106 ♪ If you've got Some sugar for me ♪ 294 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,282 ♪ Sugar daddy bring it home 295 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,635 ♪ Black strap molasses 296 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,203 ♪ You're my cherry blossom Honey bear ♪ 297 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,989 ♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy 298 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,296 ♪ Bring me Versace blue jeans ♪ 299 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,429 ♪ Black designer underwear 300 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,562 ♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy 301 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:37,306 ♪ We'll dress up like The disco-dancing jet set In Milan and Rome ♪ 302 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,613 ♪ If you got some Sugar for me ♪ 303 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,224 ♪ Sugar daddy, bring it home 304 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,791 That's enough, Ms. Blossom. 305 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,665 ♪ Oh, the thrill of control 306 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:53,017 ♪ Like the Blitzkrieg On the roll ♪ 307 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:57,326 ♪ It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah ♪ 308 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:01,678 ♪ So if you've got some sugar Bring it home, oh yeah ♪ 309 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:06,509 ♪ Come on, sugar daddy Bring it home ♪ 310 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,306 What? No applause? 311 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,829 You just proved my point. 312 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,006 Did you listen to the lyrics you just sang? 313 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,749 Hedwig and The Angry Inch is highly sexualized. 314 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,055 [scoffs] How queer-phobic of you. 315 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:34,494 And if every student of Riverdale High changed their variety show act 316 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,236 to a number from Hedwig, what would you do then? 317 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,150 Hmm. Well, Ms. Topaz, 318 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,502 I would make the following announcement, 319 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:48,029 "Any student who performs a song from Hedwigwill be barred from Senior Prom." 320 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,773 Now... 321 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,516 As you like to say, Ms. Blossom... 322 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,561 Toodles. 323 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,714 [phone buzzing] 324 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,457 [phone continues buzzing] 325 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,640 [Archie] So what happened exactly? 326 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,600 Daddy is downplaying it. 327 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,864 He says he missed a step and stumbled. 328 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,954 But, it's still scary and confusing. 329 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,957 He's been going to the doctor, he just told us. 330 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,176 He was getting better. 331 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,920 Ronnie, I don't want you to worry. 332 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,403 [sighs] But your dad's been working out at the gym. 333 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,494 Okay. 334 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,887 He was bench pressing and the bar slipped. 335 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,020 Luckily, I was there to catch it, but... 336 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:10,546 I don't think, he's been going to the doctor as regularly as he says. 337 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,376 And, 338 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,553 you haven't told me this before, why? 339 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,643 Well, he said it was nothing, and when Iron Lodge asks you to shut your mouth 340 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,732 and mind your own business, you mind your own business. 341 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:26,693 No, no, you drag him to the car, 342 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:29,652 and you drive him to the doctor yourself. 343 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:33,395 -That wasn't an option, Ronnie. -So, you do nothing instead? 344 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,311 This is my life, Archie, my father's life. 345 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,313 How could you be so short-sighted? 346 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,889 [Betty] Jughead! 347 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:52,109 I came to surprise you, with a study break. 348 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:55,374 Tell me, this is not what it looks like. 349 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,073 -It's not. -Oh, so you're not lying to me, about doing your homework. 350 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:02,598 While you try to crack some new unsolvable mystery. 351 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:06,167 -I'm doing both. -I went to the mat for you. 352 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,649 -With Mr. Honey and with all of your teachers. -I didn't ask you to do that. 353 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,173 I'm trying to make sure that you graduate, Jug. 354 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:15,437 I'm trying to make sure that we stay together, that we have a future. 355 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,961 [scoffs] I'm sorry, in what future are we not together? 356 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:21,530 I'm going to New Haven in a few months, Jug, that is happening. 357 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:24,228 -Where are you going to be? -I thought I'd be your dorm husband, 358 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,709 just eating pizza while you studied Criminal Psych. 359 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,233 Yeah, well, I would rather that than this dead-end Jughead. 360 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,627 Oh, the Jughead that was brained with a rock? 361 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:35,370 I'm sorry I'm different now, I guess death just changes a person. 362 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,894 [music playing] 363 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:42,508 ♪ Inside I'm hollowed out Outside's a paper shroud And all the rest's illusion ♪ 364 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:47,904 ♪ That there's a will and soul That we can wrest control From chaos and confusion ♪ 365 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:51,865 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 366 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:57,740 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 367 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,874 How do you think I feel? 368 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,790 ♪ A random pattern With a needle and thread ♪ 369 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,227 ♪ The overlapping way Diseases are spread ♪ 370 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,186 ♪ To a tornado body With a hand grenade head ♪ 371 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:14,061 ♪ And the legs Are two lovers entwined ♪ 372 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,542 -I was trying to do the right thing. -You weren't thinking, Archie. 373 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,935 Give me a break, Veronica. It's been a crappy year. 374 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:24,985 ♪ Oh, God, I'm all sewn up A hardened razor-cut Scar-map across my body ♪ 375 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:30,512 ♪ And you can trace the lines Through misery's design That map across my body ♪ 376 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:34,560 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 377 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:40,609 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 378 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,136 ♪ The automatist's undoin' 379 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,922 ♪ The whole world Starts unscrewin' ♪ 380 00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:54,014 ♪ As time collapses And space warps, oh ♪ 381 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:57,931 ♪ You see decay and ruin 382 00:24:57,974 --> 00:25:00,977 ♪ I tell you, no, no, no, no 383 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:04,633 ♪ You make such An exquisite corpse ♪ 384 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:08,550 ♪ Oh, yeah 385 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:12,554 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 386 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:18,473 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 387 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,042 ♪ I'm all sewn up 388 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:27,526 ♪ I'm all sewn up 389 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,749 [door slams] 390 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,842 Principal Honey, I need to alert you 391 00:25:39,886 --> 00:25:43,019 to a situation that's taking place in the hallway. 392 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,806 And the games begin. 393 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:57,077 Consider this a peaceful protest, Mr. Honey. 394 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,428 Though I will weaponize these babies if I have to. 395 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:03,213 Clearly, you are all... 396 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:06,042 very passionate about what you're feeling. 397 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:09,785 But hotheads lead to unpredictability and anger. 398 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,135 Violence. 399 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:20,361 So, I'm afraid... 400 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:24,583 the most prudent action to take at this moment is to... 401 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,019 cancel the variety show. 402 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,542 [all gasping] 403 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,205 Hi, sorry, I'm late. 404 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:43,384 Betty, I forgot to text you guys that rehearsal's cancelled. 405 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,734 Oh... 406 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,868 I kinda screwed up with Veronica. 407 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,874 Well, Jughead and I just got in a fight, too, actually. so... 408 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,747 Damn it, I'm sorry. 409 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,576 This is not what I wanted this week to be. 410 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,839 I wanted us to have fun. 411 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,362 When was the last time that happened? 412 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:12,892 That time we ordered sea monkeys, from the back of the coven book was fun. 413 00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,765 -Yeah, we peaked in the first grade. -Yeah. 414 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,684 When I saw that sign-up sheet, 415 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,122 I flashback to sophomore year. 416 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:29,648 I was on the stage, freezing up from stage fright, 417 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,781 until I saw my dad. 418 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:36,219 And suddenly, I could just... play. 419 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:41,094 [chuckles softly] He gave me the biggest hug afterwards. 420 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,314 He was so proud of you. 421 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,884 He was always so happy whenever you played. 422 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,934 Look, just because Veronica and Jughead aren't here, 423 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,284 doesn't mean we can't rehearse. 424 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,549 [Archie] All right. 425 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,119 [guitar music playing] 426 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,955 ♪ When the Earth Was still flat ♪ 427 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,522 ♪ And clouds made of fire 428 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:22,048 ♪ And mountains Stretched up to the sky ♪ 429 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:25,965 ♪ Sometimes higher 430 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:30,056 ♪ Folks roamed the Earth Like big rolling kegs ♪ 431 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:34,887 ♪ They had two sets of arms They had two sets of legs ♪ 432 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:39,848 ♪ They had two faces peering Out of one giant head ♪ 433 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,982 ♪ So they could watch All around them ♪ 434 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:44,897 ♪ As they talked While they read ♪ 435 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,770 ♪ And they never Knew nothing of love ♪ 436 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:52,556 ♪ It was before 437 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,645 ♪ Mmm 438 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:56,865 ♪ The origin of love 439 00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:59,476 ♪ The origin of love 440 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,827 ♪ The origin of love 441 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,177 ♪ The origin of love 442 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,007 ♪ Last time I saw you 443 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:09,835 ♪ We just split in two 444 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:14,796 ♪ You were looking at me I was looking at you ♪ 445 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,798 ♪ You had a way so familiar 446 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:21,281 ♪ I could not recognize 'Cause you had blood On your face ♪ 447 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,892 ♪ And I had blood In my eyes ♪ 448 00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:28,418 ♪ And the children of the moon Look like a fork Stuck on a spoon ♪ 449 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:35,208 ♪ They were part sun Part earth, part daughter Part son ♪ 450 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,906 ♪ Oh 451 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,256 ♪ The origin of love 452 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,132 ♪ Now the Gods grew Quite scared ♪ 453 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:48,264 ♪ Of our strength And defiance ♪ 454 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:52,007 ♪ And Thor said I'm gonna kill them all With my hammer ♪ 455 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,314 ♪ Like I killed the giants 456 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:58,840 ♪ And then he grabbed up Some bolts ♪ 457 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:03,105 ♪ He let out a laugh Said I'll split them Right down the middle ♪ 458 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,586 ♪ Gonna cut them Right up in half ♪ 459 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:09,895 ♪ And the storm clouds Gathered above ♪ 460 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,462 ♪ Into great balls of fire 461 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:21,471 ♪ And then fire shot down From the sky in bolts ♪ 462 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:25,040 ♪ Like shining blades Of a knife ♪ 463 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:28,827 ♪ And it ripped Right through the flesh ♪ 464 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:33,222 ♪ Of the children of the Sun And the Moon and the Earth ♪ 465 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:38,140 ♪ And Osiris And the gods of the Nile ♪ 466 00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:41,013 ♪ Gathered up a big storm 467 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,102 ♪ To blow a hurricane 468 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:45,365 ♪ To scatter us away 469 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:48,063 ♪ In a flood of wind and rain 470 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,239 ♪ A sea of tidal waves 471 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,851 ♪ To wash us all away 472 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,027 ♪ And if we don't behave 473 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:57,159 ♪ They'll cut us down again 474 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,931 [knocking at door] 475 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:32,673 Hi. 476 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,329 One fully researched, 477 00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:39,854 thoroughly proofed, MLA formatted essay on the Salem witch trials. 478 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,032 I don't know what to say. 479 00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:48,558 You don't have to say anything. 480 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:50,691 I do. 481 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,259 I'm sorry. 482 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,044 Jug. 483 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:58,829 It's okay. 484 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,744 No, it's not. 485 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:03,138 I shouldn't have been as ticked off as I was that you had faith in me. 486 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,148 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 487 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,064 Okay. 488 00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:18,545 I really need to finish that essay on Call of the Wild. 489 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,547 But you can distract me any time you want. 490 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:25,595 -Bye. -Bye. 491 00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:43,744 Penny for your thoughts, handsome. 492 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,528 Hi. 493 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:50,838 I wanted to give you this, Archie. 494 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:53,188 It was too short-notice to get cupcakes from Magnolia, 495 00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:55,582 so these are from Pop's, 496 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:59,716 but you deserve an official "Veronica Lodge I'm Sorry." 497 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,633 -You're sorry. -I am. 498 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,988 I was... scared. 499 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:14,514 And lashing out, but at the wrong person. 500 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:17,952 The truth is, you didn't need to come clean to me but you did. 501 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,042 And thanks to that I got a doctor who said 502 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,349 it was lucky he saw Daddy when he did. 503 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,655 Because it could have been much worse than a fall. 504 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,136 [sighs] So, thank you. 505 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,095 -Archiekins. -Veronica, I-- 506 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:33,750 So, more good news, though Honey cancelled the variety show at school, 507 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,753 Kevin called me with an amazing idea. 508 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,494 To host it at La Bonne Nuit. 509 00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:40,409 So, me, you, Betty and Jughead 510 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,455 we'll all get to perform together after all. 511 00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,980 -Isn't that amazing? -That's awesome. 512 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,817 "The show must go on," as they say. 513 00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,994 Even in our wicked, little town. 514 00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:08,307 [sighs] 515 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:31,417 ♪ Forgive me For I did not know ♪ 516 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:40,295 ♪ 'Cause I was just a boy 517 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,429 ♪ And you were so much more 518 00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:50,784 ♪ And when everything Starts breaking down ♪ 519 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:55,571 ♪ You take the pieces Off the ground ♪ 520 00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:58,574 ♪ And show this wicked town 521 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:02,535 ♪ Something beautiful and new 522 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:10,195 ♪ And there's No mystical design ♪ 523 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:14,329 ♪ No cosmic lover preassigned 524 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:18,638 ♪ There's nothing You can find ♪ 525 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:22,250 ♪ That cannot be found 526 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:28,952 ♪ 'Cause, with all the changes We've been through ♪ 527 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:33,783 ♪ It seems the stranger's Always you ♪ 528 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:41,139 ♪ Alone again in some new Wicked little town ♪ 529 00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:48,233 ♪ When you've got No other choice ♪ 530 00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:53,368 ♪ You know you can Follow my voice ♪ 531 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:56,241 ♪ Through the dark turns And noise ♪ 532 00:35:56,284 --> 00:36:00,462 ♪ Of this wicked little town 533 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:04,292 ♪ Oh, it's a wicked 534 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,514 ♪ Little town 535 00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:15,216 ♪ Goodbye wicked 536 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:19,002 ♪ Little town 537 00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:45,812 [crowd applauding] 538 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:50,338 Ladies and gentlemen, for our final performance of the evening. 539 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,862 I am beyond honored to introduce, 540 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,430 for the first time ever, The Archies. 541 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,737 [all cheering and applauding] 542 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:19,976 ♪ Rain falls hard 543 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,720 ♪ Burns dry 544 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:29,029 ♪ A dream or a song 545 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:33,468 ♪ That hits you so hard 546 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,646 ♪ It's filling you up 547 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,390 ♪ And suddenly you're gone 548 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:50,703 ♪ Breathe, feel, love 549 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:57,405 ♪ Give free 550 00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,886 ♪ Know in your soul 551 00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:04,891 ♪ Like your blood Knows the way ♪ 552 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:08,764 ♪ From your heart To your brain ♪ 553 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:15,641 ♪ Know that you're whole 554 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,817 ♪ And you're shining 555 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,515 ♪ Like the brightest star 556 00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,691 ♪ A transmission 557 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:29,307 ♪ On the midnight radio 558 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:32,048 ♪ Here's to Ronnie 559 00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:33,615 ♪ And Archie 560 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,748 ♪ And Betty 561 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,359 ♪ And Jughead 562 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,318 ♪ And Choni 563 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:43,016 ♪ And Reggie 564 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:45,975 ♪ And me 565 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:49,152 ♪ And all the strange Rock and rollers ♪ 566 00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:53,766 ♪ You know You're doing all right ♪ 567 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:59,424 ♪ So hold on to each other 568 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:04,820 ♪ You gotta hold on tonight 569 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:09,564 ♪ And you're shining Like the brightest star ♪ 570 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:15,614 ♪ A transmission On the midnight radio ♪ 571 00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:22,795 ♪ And you're spinning Your new 45s ♪ 572 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:27,277 ♪ With all the misfits And the losers ♪ 573 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:31,978 ♪ Well, you know You're rock and rollers ♪ 574 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:35,677 ♪ Spinning to 575 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:41,901 ♪ Your rock and roll 576 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:55,480 ♪ Lift up your hands 577 00:39:56,524 --> 00:40:00,528 ♪ Lift up your hands 578 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:03,401 ♪ Lift up your hands 579 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:09,189 ♪ Lift up your hands 580 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:13,541 ♪ Lift up your hands 581 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:17,719 ♪ Lift up your hands 582 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:21,854 ♪ Lift up your hands 583 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:26,467 ♪ Lift up your hands 584 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:30,689 ♪ Lift up your hands 585 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:35,171 ♪ Lift up your hands 586 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:39,175 ♪ Lift up your hands 587 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:43,658 ♪ Lift up your hands 588 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:47,575 ♪ Lift up your hands 589 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:51,884 ♪ Lift up your hands 590 00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,364 ♪ Lift up your hands... 591 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:57,585 [Jughead] There's a problem that comes once you get caught up on your homework. 592 00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:01,110 Your mind wanders, and evil creeps back in. 593 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:05,419 Was the voyeur somewhere amongst us in the crowd, 594 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,203 playing his long game? 595 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:10,729 Turning the temperature up? 596 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,689 Ever so slowly? 597 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,517 So, that by the time we frogs realized 598 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:19,651 we were being boiled alive, it was too late. 599 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,609 [panting] 600 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,490 [whacking continues] 601 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:39,584 ♪ Lift up your hands 602 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,500 ♪ Lift up your hands 603 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:49,071 ♪ Lift up your hands 604 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,334 [crowd applauding]