1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,439 [Jughead] The fog had cleared and the world had changed. 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:06,832 For Betty and Archie, the results of her pregnancy test 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,878 had come with mixed emotions. 4 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:12,229 All tinged with a hint of what might have been. 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,491 I'm relieved. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,583 Are you? I mean, what would we have done 7 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:21,282 if there had been two lines on that thing? 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,806 Yeah. There would have been a lot to figure out. 9 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:28,245 Starting with, how do you raise a kid without totally screwing them up? 10 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:31,640 [chuckles softly] I mean, look at the examples I had. My mom... 11 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:36,036 Is my mom and my dad was a serial killer, so... 12 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:40,910 Does the opposite of what my mom and dad did count as a parenting style? 13 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,522 I don't know. 14 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,437 I think we would have gotten the hang of it together. 15 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,267 Are you disappointed? 16 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:54,097 Look, I know that timing is completely wrong. 17 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,708 But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't 18 00:00:56,752 --> 00:01:00,190 a little bit excited about the idea of starting a new life with you. 19 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,018 Everything has been so dark. 20 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,324 A baby would have been... 21 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,370 A light. 22 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,288 My dad loved being a young dad. 23 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,899 I mean, he talked about it all the time. 24 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,989 Your dad is the world's best father. 25 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,687 No question. 26 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:19,992 Yeah. 27 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,734 [soft instrumental music playing] 28 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:26,129 It will happen... Someday. 29 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,785 Maybe the universe just wants us to stop the bad guys first. 30 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,964 [Jughead] For Veronica and Reggie, 31 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,097 the new day dawned with bitterness and bile. 32 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,707 Don't forget this. 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,187 You definitely won't be waking up here anymore. 34 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,928 So it's going to be like that? 35 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,626 The more I think about what you said the other night, 36 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:48,064 giving me ultimatums, the less well it sits with me. 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,979 Especially since you stole from us. 38 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:53,156 For the record, Ronnie, I was going to share 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,027 the income from the satellite casino. 40 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,508 [scoffs] Sure. 41 00:01:57,552 --> 00:02:00,990 You know, I've really been trying to see this whole thing from your point of view, 42 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:05,299 but, sadly, I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. 43 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,171 You know what? Good thing I'm getting out of this now. 44 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,912 I wouldn't want to end up dead. 45 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,697 What is that supposed to mean? 46 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,396 First Chad, then Hiram. What was it they called you, 47 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:18,050 the "Black Widow of Wall Street?" 48 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,531 Hmm. 49 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:23,534 Unless you're ready to hear the long list of names I'd like to call you right now, 50 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,188 I'd quit while you're ahead. 51 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,408 Go for it. You've never spared my feelings before. 52 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,192 Plus, now you can hook up with Heraldo. 53 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,151 Oh, my God. With who? Heraldo? 54 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,587 Oh, come on. 55 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,154 I saw how you guys looked at each other. 56 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,764 You'll text him soon as I leave. 57 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,200 You're flailing and it's pathetic. 58 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:40,290 Whatever. First it was Archie. 59 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,683 Then it was me. 60 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,119 -Then it was Archie. -[sighs] 61 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,555 Then it was Chad. 62 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,601 Then it was Archie. 63 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:49,604 And then you came back to me without a break. 64 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,301 You... 65 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:54,739 You can't be alone. 66 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,179 [whispering] It's not in your nature. 67 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,094 Hmm. 68 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:12,192 [sighs] 69 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:15,456 [Jughead] As for us, Tabitha was in Albany working to get Pop's 70 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,066 declared a historical landmark 71 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:20,504 and I, like so many of us, was waiting. 72 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:24,378 Percival was Riverdale's new self-appointed Mayor. 73 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,206 What would Percival's first move be? 74 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,251 We wondered. 75 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,123 Though, when it came, I admit we were all caught off guard. 76 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,690 The hell are you guys doing here? 77 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:36,259 We're here on behalf of Riverdale Public Library. 78 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,435 It's closing, you might have heard. 79 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,263 [Jughead] Huh! 80 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,483 Why? 81 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,398 Well, eventually, of course, it will be a hotel to service the new railway. 82 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:49,490 [scoffs] Riverdale, a town without a public library. 83 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,014 -Nice. -[Percival] In any case, I've been going over the library's 84 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:56,105 outstanding accounts tracking down books that were never returned. 85 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:59,195 And according to my records, you have an outstanding copy 86 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,067 of Kafka's The Metamorphosis, you little intellectual. 87 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,852 What? 88 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,855 I must have checked that book out, like, ten years ago. 89 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,248 May I have it, please? 90 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:10,946 Are you serious? 91 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,776 I was homeless ten years ago. 92 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,430 I have no idea where that thing is. 93 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,953 Let me just pay you the fee 94 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,216 and you can replace it with a new one. 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,697 Well, the late fees are in the thousands of dollars by now, Mr. Jones, 96 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,873 and it was a very particular edition. 97 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,310 Any replacement would have to be that exact version, 98 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,573 and I'm afraid it's out of print. 99 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,315 Okay. If you're shutting down the library, why do you need this book? 100 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,230 It's the principle. 101 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,406 I mean, that book is property of the town. 102 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,452 Currently stolen property. 103 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,584 Just replace it and all fees will be waived. 104 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,760 Fine. I'll look for it. 105 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:46,111 Do. In the meantime, I'll need collateral. Um... 106 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:48,070 How about this? 107 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,685 Uh, no. My grandfather wrote that and gave it to me. 108 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,861 It's inscribed. 109 00:04:56,905 --> 00:05:00,125 Take, um... Take the signed first edition of DeLillo's Underworld. 110 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,779 No. This is the item we require. 111 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:02,867 Isn't that right, gentlemen? 112 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:05,000 [gun cocking] 113 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,307 But fair is fair, Mr. Jones. 114 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,134 Find the book you owe the town, 115 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:10,919 you get yours back. 116 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,313 [Jughead] And surprise, surprise. 117 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:17,404 Mine wasn't the only home visited in search of overdue library books. 118 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,667 [Percival] According to my records, Mr. Andrews, 119 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,800 you checked out Songwriting From The Heart 120 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,585 and never returned it. 121 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,326 Yeah, I borrowed that book when I was in high school. 122 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,589 [Percival] Mmm. 123 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,374 On the recommendation of your music teacher Geraldine Grundy, I believe. 124 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,727 Uh, maybe. Look, I have no clue where that book is. 125 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,729 Well, in that case, you'd need to replace the book 126 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,775 with a copy from the exact same edition, 127 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,604 and I think that publish has gone out of business. 128 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,345 [chuckles] 129 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,218 This is ridiculous. 130 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,263 Sure. I'll find a copy of the book for you. 131 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,787 Good man. 132 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,963 Until then, I'll need some collateral, 133 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,400 something so I know you're taking me seriously. 134 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,836 How about... 135 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,492 Ah, that guitar? 136 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,581 The one Ms. Grundy taught you on feels appropriate, doesn't it? 137 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,105 [intense music playing] 138 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:11,371 If you touch one more thing in my house, I'll break both of your arms. 139 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,981 This little nugget says different. 140 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,157 Excuse me. 141 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,685 We won't take up too much of your time, Ms. Lodge. 142 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,514 We're looking for an overdue library book of yours. 143 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:28,388 Kiss of the Spider Woman by Manuel Puig. 144 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,738 What are you, the library police? 145 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,958 With a book as overdue as this, the late fees run into the thousands of dollars. 146 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,702 Just tell me how much I owe you. 147 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:42,445 Um, well, if the book is lost, uh, you could be charged 148 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,840 with a misdemeanor subject to jail time. 149 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,929 But all late fees will be waived... 150 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,887 -If I find the book? -Yes. 151 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,847 I'll try to track it down. 152 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:56,241 Good. In the meantime, we'll just take that as collateral. 153 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,373 [chuckles] 154 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,854 Knock yourself out. 155 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:03,466 -[Cheryl] Flowers in the Attic? -By V.C. Andrews. 156 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:07,165 [chuckles] Yeah, I know who wrote it, you crumpet-eating buffoon. 157 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,776 Do you have it or not, Ms. Blossom? 158 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,473 [Cheryl sighs] 159 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:13,563 The last time I read that book, I was with an old friend 160 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,609 who I haven't seen in a very long time. 161 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:17,828 I believe she must have it. 162 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,743 Yes, Heather, wasn't it? 163 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,268 Um, how did you know that? 164 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,314 Oh, I'm very perceptive. 165 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:28,143 Well, until you find it or an exact copy of it, 166 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,797 I'll need some collateral. 167 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,625 Um, how about... 168 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,583 Ah! 169 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:34,715 That trunk. 170 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,458 [intense music playing] 171 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,937 You can't have that. 172 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:43,811 I'll take the trunk or you to the stocks. 173 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:46,378 You know, we haven't spent much quality time together yet, 174 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:49,381 but I should warn you, you're playing with fire. 175 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,992 Hmm. 176 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,211 Would you burn all of us, Ms. Blossom? 177 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:56,301 -No, just you. -Indeed. 178 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:59,087 Which is why my men have a very specific instruction 179 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,219 if I get even the least bit flushed... 180 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,439 Aim for her head. 181 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,010 Take the damn trunk, but I have to empty it first. 182 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,012 No! I'll take the trunk and its contents. 183 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,579 But don't worry, 184 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,058 we'll take very good care of your brother. 185 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,539 [music intensifying] 186 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,498 [cell phone ringing] 187 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:20,848 Hey, Mom, What's up? 188 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,024 Hey, honey, uh, do you remember that book, 189 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,548 Small Engine Repairsthat you checked out of the library? 190 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,464 You mean when I was 12? Vaguely. 191 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,727 Mayor Pickens is collecting all overdue library books. 192 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:31,685 He needs it back. 193 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,645 Uh, might be in my room somewhere. 194 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,473 No, I checked. It's not there. 195 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,692 Well, you're going to need to find it 196 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,258 or at least an exact copy. 197 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,304 I gave him your diary as collateral. 198 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,568 You did what? 199 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,918 Yeah. Aren't you glad I didn't let you burn that last one? 200 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:51,356 So I am cooking yummy beef stroganoff for dinner. How does that-- 201 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,447 [sighs] 202 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,580 [Percival] Well, you remember, Mr. Mantle, 203 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,409 it's a workbook. One that teaches children with dyslexia how to read. 204 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,586 -[Reggie] Give me a sec. -[Percival] Mmm-hmm. 205 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,247 [exhales] 206 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,378 [Percival chuckles] 207 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,861 Fifteen years after it was checked out 208 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,689 you actually still have it. 209 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,605 I'm impressed, Mr. Mantle. 210 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:26,957 I've long suspected there's more than meets the eye with you. 211 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,264 So what? Do I have to pay a fine or something? 212 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,048 Oh, no. 213 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,007 We'll just leave the matter of your debt for another day. 214 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,666 [Jughead] By nightfall, we realized that Percival and his goons 215 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,624 had paid all of us a visit. 216 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 So I convened a meeting. 217 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,934 My father pulled off some pretty bizarre villainy in his day 218 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,197 but shutting down a library? 219 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,243 There is a purpose behind what Percival is doing. 220 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,029 Books promote ideas and free thinking. 221 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,640 They're terrifying objects to would be despots like him. 222 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,556 If people stop reading and thinking and dreaming, 223 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,037 it makes it easier for them to just follow Percival. 224 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,257 But shaking us down for overdue library books 225 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,085 with goons and guns? 226 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,870 What is so special about our books? 227 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,349 Or the agitators? 228 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,351 Maybe it's a distraction, for his next move. 229 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,702 Well, he's not interested in the money. 230 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,792 Though he did threaten to arrest me if I didn't find my book. 231 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,445 Yeah, but have you ever heard of people 232 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,926 being thrown in jail for an overdue library book? 233 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:27,627 Yeah, actually. Some states consider the failure to return library books as theft. 234 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,935 Well, I have no idea where my book is. 235 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,894 Yeah, me neither. 236 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,723 I lent a bunch of my books to Doc, my friend, on Sketch Alley. 237 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:41,684 And then Percival suggested that he and the other unhoused just leave. 238 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,555 I mean, they could be anywhere and so could my book. 239 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,776 Cheryl? 240 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,822 You've been pretty quiet. 241 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:53,261 Methinks there is a whiff of sorcery about all of this. 242 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:57,395 Books are objects of immense power. 243 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,702 Every reader imprints on the book they read. 244 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:03,619 Every book changes the reader in some way. 245 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,710 If Percival knows what books we read during our formative years... 246 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,712 [sighs] My mind reels of what he might do 247 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,628 with that secret forbidden knowledge. 248 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,065 [Kevin] I can't believe they actually gave these things up. 249 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,719 [Percival] Men with guns, Kevin. 250 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,678 Most potent form of persuasion. 251 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,984 Yeah, but all this for library books? 252 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,727 Oh, Kevin. 253 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,252 If you steal from a town, even if it's just a paperback, 254 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:32,909 you tear at that town's civic fabric, its sense of order. 255 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,652 We must hold the line, especially against these demagogues. 256 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:42,136 Now they claim to love Riverdale, to want to save it, to fight for it. 257 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:46,227 But can anything be worse than stealing from the very place you profess to love? 258 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,534 They're hypocrites. 259 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,232 And we must punish them accordingly. 260 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,497 That, and test their psychological mettle. 261 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,936 You're not going to hurt them, are you? 262 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,592 Doubting me, Kevin? 263 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,507 That's interesting. 264 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,074 Because according to my records, 265 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,250 there's still one more book left to collect. 266 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,688 Lord of the Flies. 267 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,431 And unless I'm very much mistaken, the last person to check that out was you. 268 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,649 I loved that book as a kid. 269 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,695 Well, then find it, Kevin. 270 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,002 And bring it unto me now. 271 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,614 I still have work to do tonight, 272 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,790 and I don't want any naysayers in my midst. 273 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:44,198 Loquere, objecta, da mysteria tua. 274 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:49,290 Ex libris ad animas, frequenta manus unde venistis. 275 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,206 [continues indistinctly] 276 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,050 [indistinct chatter] 277 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,703 [boys laughing] 278 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,576 Oh, my God. 279 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,664 What's so funny? 280 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,274 Say it ain't so, Sarge. 281 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:21,757 You played guitar at the Variety Show? And sang? 282 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 That was about a million years ago. 283 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,848 What are you even doing with that yearbook? 284 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,763 I just found it on a table in the library just sitting there. 285 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,460 Well, put it away. It's time for class. 286 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,685 [man] What d'ya got, kid? 287 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,296 Hey, kid... 288 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,994 [Reggie] Uh... 289 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,169 I've got nothing. 290 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,737 I'm out. 291 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,261 [dramatic music playing] 292 00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,056 [woman] Agent Cooper? 293 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,886 This is the latest profile the psychologist came up with for TBK. 294 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,715 "Intelligent, antisocial, highly skilled, 295 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,675 lacking empathy, likely a loner." 296 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,113 They couldn't be more boilerplate if they tried. 297 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,725 Ugh. What is that smell? 298 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,295 Oh, my God. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 299 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,254 It's bleach I think. Should I get you some water? 300 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,823 [intense music playing] 301 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,568 Dad? 302 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,526 Agent Cooper? 303 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,486 You all right? 304 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,358 Uh... 305 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,013 [Veronica] Hello, Heraldo. I'm calling to check in about my abuelita. 306 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,580 [Heraldo] Seems to be doing fine. Why? 307 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,626 Actually, Heraldo, can I call you back? 308 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,761 Nope, not today, spider. 309 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,341 [keyboard clacking] 310 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,126 [Jughead] I spent the morning on my laptop. Not writing, no, hunting. 311 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,564 For copies of The Metamorphosis ... 312 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,610 Which is when I noticed that my fingers were bleeding. 313 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:23,400 Ms. Cooper, are you by any chance here to return your book? 314 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,054 Small Engine Repairs? 315 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,578 No, but my mom had no right to give you my diary. 316 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,753 So I want it back. 317 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,496 What do you... 318 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,934 What are you doing with this? 319 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,936 Oh... 320 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,154 Just a little bit of cleaning. 321 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,331 Did you know, Ms. Cooper, 322 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,639 there is no more powerful memory trigger than a potent scent. 323 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,816 Isn't it fascinating what the mind is susceptible to? 324 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,385 Imagine a normal household item like bleach, 325 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,301 unlocking a door that hadn't been opened in years. 326 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,693 What's behind it, I wonder. 327 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,044 Some crippling secret? 328 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,177 Give me my diary. 329 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,962 No. 330 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,183 I could maybe let you read it here. 331 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:11,274 I have a wonderful reading nook and my men would help you get settled. 332 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,410 Fine. 333 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,286 [kids laughing in background] 334 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,071 [laughter continues] 335 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,776 [laughter continues] 336 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,135 Hello? 337 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:50,966 Is someone there? 338 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,886 [breathing heavily] 339 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,064 Heather? 340 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,500 [heavy breathing continues] 341 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,287 [music intensifies] 342 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:13,945 Heather? 343 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,773 Is that you? 344 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,645 [breathing heavily] 345 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,782 [kids laughter] 346 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,786 Flowers in the Atticindeed. 347 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,832 [bell ringing] 348 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,358 [cello music playing] 349 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,327 [music continues] 350 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,123 Ms. Grundy? 351 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,255 [music stops] 352 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,609 [cello music starts] 353 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,361 [panting] 354 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:27,715 [Jughead] It was like something out of a David Cronenberg movie. 355 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:32,546 My hands were getting itchier, rawer, more painful. 356 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,765 I was either coming down with a horrible case of eczema 357 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,681 or I was turning into a cockroach like in The Metamorphosis. 358 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,769 Either way, 359 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,380 I had to find that book. 360 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,990 Bro, I need my book back. 361 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,905 When I was a kid, I was diagnosed with dyslexia, 362 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,081 and that kid's book taught me how to read. 363 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,692 I never thought I'd need it again, but I do. 364 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,868 So please, can I have it? 365 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,349 No. But can I interest you 366 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:56,961 in this very fine limited edition 367 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,398 Glamerge egg? 368 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,051 Why would I want that? 369 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,184 Doesn't Ms. Lodge collect them? 370 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,533 Yeah, but we just broke up. 371 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,970 It was brutal. 372 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,842 Well, maybe, in that case, the egg could serve as 373 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,235 a parting blow. 374 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,281 I just want my book back. 375 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,938 Take the egg to Veronica. [echoing] 376 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,506 [in normal voice] And then, maybe we can discuss your book 377 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,508 and any other opportunities. 378 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,293 You strike me as the sort of man who is always on the lookout 379 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,817 for the next great opportunity. 380 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,216 [Betty sighs] 381 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,870 I had an episode today. 382 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:41,049 I was working the TBK case at the FBI office 383 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:44,095 and there was a janitor there mopping the floor with bleach, 384 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:48,012 and I had a visceral response to the smell. 385 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,275 I mean, I almost threw up. 386 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,541 And I saw a flash of my father. 387 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:58,066 -Oh, my God. -Yeah, the smell dislodged... 388 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,286 something in me, like a memory. 389 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,246 So I went to Percival's shop to get my diary back so I could confirm it. 390 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,379 And did you get it back? 391 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:11,297 No, but I read it, and there was something. 392 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,168 It was an entry from when I was 12, 393 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,344 and at the time, I didn't think anything of it. 394 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:19,130 But that's when I checked out Small Engine Repairs from the library. 395 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,045 I couldn't get enough of that book. 396 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:24,397 And one night, I was so excited to show my dad what I learned 397 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,313 about spark plugs and carburetors. 398 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,923 I went down to the garage. 399 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,193 Daddy, what are you doing? 400 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,195 Oh, just a little clean-up. 401 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,112 What's that smell? 402 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,246 Oh, that... That's bleach. 403 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:52,338 Your mommy uses that sometimes. It's a disinfectant. 404 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,383 It can get pretty dirty working on cars. 405 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:58,605 So it's always good to keep some handy. It covers up everything. 406 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:02,348 [Betty] Looking back on it now, it seems so obvious. 407 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,437 I mean, we had never known precisely 408 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,092 when my dad started killing people, but I'm thinking about it now. 409 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:12,619 And when I was a little girl, I was smelling the bleach my dad was using 410 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:16,579 to scrub the blood of his victims out of our family car. 411 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,059 It was right there. 412 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,975 It was right under my nose, and I missed it. 413 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:24,326 Hey, you were 12 years old, and he was your dad. 414 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,807 Every child should be able to trust their parent. 415 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:32,900 Percival knows what he's doing, Archie. 416 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,685 I mean, playing these mind games with me 417 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,035 and making me relive these things. 418 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,257 Anything weird happen to you today? 419 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,130 Nothing. Nothing I want to talk about. 420 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,961 This is not a good feeling. 421 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:54,443 It's like someone's picking through my brain with dirty fingers. 422 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,322 Hey. 423 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,019 Hi there. 424 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,673 Uh... 425 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,196 My name is Jughead Jones. 426 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,806 I actually used to live on the alley here. 427 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,244 -Hank. -Hi, Hank. 428 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,551 I was hoping that you could help me. 429 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:18,815 A bunch of people used to live here, including a friend of mine named Doc. 430 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,603 Yeah, I know Doc. 431 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,169 Do you know what happened to him and the others? 432 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:29,739 A man came, British. 433 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,046 He gathered us up, Doc included. 434 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:37,007 Told us to start walking west and not to stop until we hit the ocean. 435 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,227 And that's what everyone did. 436 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:42,839 Gathered their things and started walking 437 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:44,711 like they had no choice. 438 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,061 Why didn't you go? 439 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,411 The man said "walk." 440 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,413 That's the one thing I can't do. 441 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,374 Doc has something of mine. 442 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,725 It's, um... It's a book, and I-I actually need it. 443 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:01,684 You don't know where he ended up, do you, or how I can get this message to him? 444 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,557 Yeah. 445 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,778 I may have the number for a payphone in Venice Beach. 446 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:12,303 Venice... Like California? 447 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,131 The man said "head west." 448 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,961 [Veronica] Reggie dropped this off, you say? 449 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,137 He did, Ms. Veronica. 450 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,182 [Veronica] Huh. 451 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,446 Fascinating. 452 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,231 Oh, and, Smithers, any luck finding Kiss of the Spider Woman? 453 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,059 Uh, not the edition you're looking for. 454 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,974 It's elusive, I'm afraid. 455 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:33,629 Try the Strand in New York, would you, please? 456 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:34,674 Thank you, Smithers. 457 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,114 [music box playing] 458 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:41,289 [screams] 459 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,291 [exhales] 460 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:53,954 [music playing] 461 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,829 Sorry, it took me a while to track down. My dad's house is a mess. 462 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,048 No, it's... It's cool. 463 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,224 I'm just glad you still have it. 464 00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:05,269 I didn't even remember you lent it to me. 465 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,054 It's a wild book. 466 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,882 [both chuckle] 467 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:11,711 I was in lust with the hero, Ralph. 468 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:15,105 Oh, same, but I mostly identified with Piggy. 469 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,630 The guy that gets crushed by a boulder? 470 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,414 Why? 471 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,285 You remember, Moose? 472 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,984 I was husky as a kid. 473 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,029 I used to wear these glasses. 474 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,553 -Thick ones. -Mmm. 475 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:29,816 I was super awkward, physically. 476 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:32,514 I felt like the character of Piggy was written for me. 477 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:35,474 If it makes you feel better, you are definitely Ralph now. 478 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:37,780 Totally hot. 479 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:44,395 Maybe on the outside, but once a Piggy, always a Piggy. 480 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,963 [Veronica] Okay, Cheryl, what the hell is going on with us? 481 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,835 I'm glad you asked, Veronica. 482 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,228 That's why I brought us here. 483 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,274 I've been doing some reading, occult volumes I've collected over the years. 484 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:57,539 I may have further insight into Percival's machinations. 485 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,194 Okay, when spell casting, an enchanter uses personal items 486 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,239 to focus their magic on their targets. 487 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:06,026 Strands of hair, fingernail clippings, clothing, or, in our case, 488 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,682 the collateral he received from our missing library books. 489 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,293 I believe Percival is using these items as totems 490 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:14,295 to harness or manifest phantoms 491 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:17,211 from our past or our subconscious to haunt us, 492 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:19,430 test us, torment us. 493 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,215 Does that resonate with anyone? 494 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,261 Maybe. 495 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:28,918 Percival took a book my grandfather had written and given to me. 496 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,486 My grandfather died back when I was in New York. He, uh... 497 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:34,097 He was covered in eczema. 498 00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:36,143 Especially his hands... 499 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,233 Which were completely disfigured. 500 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:40,843 Oh, my God, Jug! 501 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:46,849 One of my greatest fears is that I'll die alone like him, 502 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:48,590 only having written one book. 503 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,939 How do we stop what's happening? 504 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,333 It's pretty straightforward. 505 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:55,075 Find our missing library books, get back our confiscated items, break his spell. 506 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,687 But would Percival even return our things at this point? 507 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,081 He said he would. "Fair is fair." 508 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,997 Indeed. There are rules when spell weaving. 509 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,347 A certain order that needs to be maintained. 510 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:08,741 You seem pretty blase about this, Cheryl. 511 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,439 I've always dabbled in the supernatural. 512 00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:15,791 And I'm pretty comfortable with the ghost that's been invoked from my past. 513 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,402 We gave Percival the tools to hurt us. 514 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:20,709 What if we can't find our books? 515 00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,972 Then we have no choice but to face our demons 516 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,887 and hope we survive the encounters. 517 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,283 [glass breaking] 518 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,768 [dramatic music playing] 519 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,322 [Percival reading] 520 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,986 Hey, again. 521 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,161 Did you get ahold of Doc? 522 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,684 Yeah, I got ahold of him. 523 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,687 You doing okay? 524 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,907 No. Definitely not doing okay. 525 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,517 That's why I need my book. 526 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,084 About that. 527 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,695 Doc said he sold it as they were heading west. 528 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,828 Had to shed everything they were carrying with them 529 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:36,916 to travel light. 530 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,613 Okay. Uh... 531 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,224 Do you know where he sold it? 532 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,226 Matter of fact, I do. 533 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,446 Place called... 534 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:49,276 Barney's Book Barn right off Route 42 in Allentown. 535 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:50,581 Allentown, Pennsylvania? 536 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,192 -Yeah. -Okay. 537 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,629 [laughs] He did pretty well. This is pretty good. 538 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,199 What the hell are you looking at now? 539 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:02,463 Hey, Sarge, we just figured out why you were so into music back in the day. 540 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,640 If my music teacher looked like that, I'd be signing up to play guitar, too. 541 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,685 [all laugh] 542 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:07,686 You think you're funny? 543 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:14,867 If I see this or any other yearbook in this class, 544 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,433 you're out of my RROTC program. 545 00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:18,914 Am I clear? 546 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,176 Yeah, you're clear. 547 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,221 Sorry. 548 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:40,849 [cello music playing] 549 00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:51,991 [dramatic music playing] 550 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,798 Very good, Kevin. Well done. 551 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:20,367 Tried to re-read it, but to be honest, it made me sick to my stomach. 552 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,238 Let me guess. 553 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:24,240 Reminded you of someone you don't ever want to be again. 554 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,200 Basically, yeah. 555 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:30,420 I understand, Kevin, but... 556 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:34,816 That part of you that feels that you're unattractive 557 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,732 and undeserving of love, let it go. Let it die. 558 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,431 You are a gorgeous, gorgeous man 559 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:44,565 and you deserve everything your heart desires. 560 00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:45,827 That's easier said than done. 561 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,047 But it needn't be. 562 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:52,486 Align yourself with me, and you need never feel like a... 563 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,056 Piggy again. 564 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,190 How did you know that? 565 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:05,629 You see, those dark secrets that we all carry in our hearts... 566 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,937 I am those secrets, Kevin, 567 00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:12,811 and only I can release you from them. 568 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,000 Hey. 569 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:33,788 Hey, I picked us up some Cucina Sacasa. 570 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,094 I hope you're hungry. 571 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,316 What are you doing wearing those? 572 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,927 Uh, they're for my migraines. 573 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,624 I got it at the drugstore. I thought they were cute. 574 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,973 Betty, take those off. 575 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:45,974 Please take them off. 576 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,846 Okay. 577 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,196 They're off. What's the problem? 578 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,939 It's Percival. Look, when you asked if any weird things happened to me, I lied. 579 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,723 He's bringing back all this stuff with Ms. Grundy. 580 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:59,205 It's like everywhere I look, I see her. 581 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,381 Those glasses, she wore a pair exactly like them. 582 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,513 I know it shouldn't... trigger me. 583 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,254 Uh, yeah, it should. 584 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:08,605 And he got me thinking about music and... 585 00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:11,086 how I stopped playing. It was such a huge part of my life. 586 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,696 And is that because of Ms. Grundy? 587 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,829 Because every time I pick up a guitar, 588 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,049 it may send me back to that music room, back to her. 589 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:23,664 We didn't really use this word back then, but the truth is... 590 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:28,408 she groomed you, Arch. 591 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:33,282 And that does have an effect on people. 592 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:38,026 Percival is bringing up all these traumas back to the surface. 593 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,115 Why? 594 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,770 Because it's like Cheryl said, to hurt you. 595 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:44,467 Us. 596 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:48,907 He finds a wound just so he can press on it. 597 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:53,694 Jug texted me. 598 00:31:53,737 --> 00:31:56,871 He said he's got a lead on where he might be able to find our books. 599 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,568 It's a long shot, but still. 600 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,527 Really? Where? 601 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,225 [exhales] Some book barn in Pennsylvania. 602 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:09,405 [kisses] 603 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,069 [instrumental music playing] 604 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,642 I'm glad we both had a free night to do this. 605 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,166 Get to know each other better. 606 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:34,126 Without a corpse between us. 607 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:36,563 I agree. 608 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:38,565 Cheers, Heraldo. 609 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,138 I do have to ask... 610 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,358 Where is Reggie? 611 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,144 Gone. 612 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:55,060 For good. God willing. 613 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:58,628 So what does that make me then? Am I your rebound? 614 00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:00,369 [chuckles] 615 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:04,634 I think it's too early to put a label on this, Heraldo. 616 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:07,855 But what you are... 617 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,990 is an attractive man 618 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,732 who intrigues me. 619 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,998 And I am a woman who'd rather not be alone tonight. 620 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:24,480 Can't it just be as simple as that? 621 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,049 Whatever you want. 622 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,094 In that case... 623 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,200 [moans] 624 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,506 [exhales] 625 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,597 That was exactly what I needed. 626 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,384 I'm so glad you came over. 627 00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:02,518 Heraldo? 628 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,132 Heraldo? 629 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,223 Heraldo! 630 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,535 [gasps] 631 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:22,756 Yeah, Reggie, I just want you to know that I got your gift 632 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,453 and now a man is dead. 633 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:25,802 Good going, idiot. 634 00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,717 Ronnie, what are you talking about? 635 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:30,198 Those black widow spiders in the Glamerge egg you sent me, 636 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:33,288 one of them bit Heraldo, and now he's dead. 637 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,204 Hold on. What was Heraldo doing at your apartment? 638 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,901 You know exactly what he was doing. 639 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:40,034 Ronnie, yeah. I sent you a Glamerge egg 640 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,905 but there weren't any spiders in it. 641 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:43,777 Maybe you just imagined that. 642 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,562 Well, I certainly didn't imagine the corpse Betty's bestie 643 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,390 Dr. Curdle just carted out of here. 644 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,392 Where did you even get that gauche egg? 645 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,003 The curiosity shop. 646 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:54,266 [scoffs] 647 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,094 You fool. 648 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:09,237 Hot off the fax. 649 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:11,718 We finally have a full, detailed statement from TBK's survivor, Katherine. 650 00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:13,198 Oh, great. Anything of note? 651 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,156 No big bombshells. 652 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,115 One weird detail, though. 653 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:19,117 She mentions that he always left the light on for her at night. 654 00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:21,597 Daddy, I'm scared. 655 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:22,903 Of what, sweetie? 656 00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:25,732 I hear monsters at night in the house 657 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,299 and in the garage sometimes. 658 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:29,431 You know what? 659 00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:32,042 I have just the thing. 660 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,180 Well, there you go. 661 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:42,357 One anti-monster nightlight to keep you safe. 662 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,882 [clears throat] 663 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,884 But I'll tell you a secret, Betty. 664 00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:50,104 You don't have to be afraid of any monster. 665 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:52,411 Do you know why? 666 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:59,113 Because you and I are much scarier than any monster. 667 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,290 Agent Cooper? 668 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:05,989 We've had TBK's profile wrong this entire time. 669 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,078 We always assumed he was a loner, 670 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,342 a drifter leaving a trail of bodies in his wake. 671 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,040 But what if he has a family he goes home to? 672 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,737 What if he's a father? 673 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,087 Very few serial killers have families. 674 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:18,176 My dad did. 675 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,441 Let's broaden the search to include fathers, 676 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:27,141 ones who travel for work, with a specific focus on ones who have daughters. 677 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,664 -On it. -Okay. 678 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,710 [cell phone ringing] 679 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,582 Archie. 680 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:34,540 [Archie] Betty, Jughead just texted me. 681 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,367 He's got the books. 682 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,370 Okay. 683 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:41,503 Ah, Mr. Mantle. How did the egg go over? 684 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:42,983 I think you can probably guess. 685 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:44,027 Oh. 686 00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:45,899 Something funky is going on. 687 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:49,555 I give you a book and suddenly I can't read. 688 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,252 I call Veronica a black widow 689 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,993 and then the egg I gave her is filled with spiders 690 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,734 even though when I checked it, it was empty. 691 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,303 What are you? 692 00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,261 A wizard? 693 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,568 [scoffs] 694 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,744 I mean, I have a trick or two up my sleeve. I... 695 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,965 I am a... a magic man, you might say. 696 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:13,361 Your magic. 697 00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:17,539 Is that something you could teach me? 698 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,280 Oh, I'm sure we can work something out. 699 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,894 How... Where did you find these? 700 00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,767 Pennsylvania. A place called Barney's Book Barn. 701 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:31,684 It's like Powell's in Seattle, but they have literally everything. 702 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:35,340 Bravo, nerd, who knew your bookish ways would one day save us? 703 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,385 So we just go to Percival, turn over these books 704 00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,908 and he gives us our things back? 705 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:40,780 -That's what he said. -He better. 706 00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:43,304 And if he doesn't, we'll burn down his shop with him in it. 707 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:46,394 You guys, I don't even know if I want my father's portrait back. 708 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,309 That's your choice. 709 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,311 But it would be risky to leave your totem in Percival's hands. 710 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,967 And speaking of burning... Once we get our objects back, 711 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,621 we'll have to perform a ritual with them. 712 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,059 Fair warning. 713 00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:00,103 You're not gonna like it. 714 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,587 Yes. 715 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:07,502 Those additions all seem comparable. 716 00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:08,982 Give me a second. I'll get your items. 717 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:10,897 Just like that? 718 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:14,292 Well, fair is fair, Mr. Andrews. Besides... 719 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,859 They've served their purpose. 720 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,383 What purpose was that? 721 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:20,515 Collateral, Ms. Cooper. 722 00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,604 What other purpose would I have meant? 723 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:23,779 Can you just get our things so we can get the hell out of here? 724 00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:25,346 Of course. 725 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:29,785 Oh, um, where's Kiss of the Spider Woman? 726 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,700 Oh, you can keep my father's portrait. 727 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:33,920 I don't need it. 728 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:36,662 No one has power over me, not my father 729 00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,403 and definitely not you. 730 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:39,447 Very good. 731 00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,623 I'll just get your items. 732 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,453 [guitar strumming] 733 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:53,026 Getting in one last strum before we perform Cheryl's ritual tonight? 734 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,070 Yeah. 735 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:57,813 How are you doing with everything? 736 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:03,036 I'm not sure. 737 00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:07,214 Percival's mind games dislodged two pretty hardcore memories. 738 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,784 It just made me think that... 739 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:15,570 I've only just started to scratch the surface of what's hidden inside me. 740 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,796 Do we really have to do this, Cheryl? 741 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,363 [Cheryl] I'm afraid so. 742 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,973 These objects were in Percival's possession. 743 00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:29,671 Most certainly they've been polluted. 744 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:32,631 Tainted by some kind of dark enchantments. 745 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,720 Cheryl, where's your trunk? 746 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,635 Oh, I already burned Jason. A second cleansing is unnecessary. 747 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:38,898 Shall we begin? 748 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,987 Wait, wait. 749 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:42,467 Now what? 750 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,338 My grandfather doesn't even have a headstone. 751 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,688 You could walk over his grave, not even know it was there. 752 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,995 If I burn this, it's like he never existed. 753 00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:50,518 I don't care if it's cursed or hexed. 754 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,824 I'm not... I'm not doing it. 755 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:53,303 It's a book. I'm not burning it. 756 00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:54,827 What would Ray Bradbury say? 757 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:57,090 You all are coo-coo bananas. But whatevs. 758 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,134 You've been warned. 759 00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,093 [exhales] 760 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:13,236 [Jughead] For those of us keeping score, we would soon learn that Percival 761 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,934 had added two soldiers to his army. 762 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:17,763 Kevin and Reggie. 763 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,329 Claimed by the dark side. 764 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:24,639 As for the rest of us, we'd survived, yes, 765 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,554 and that was a win. 766 00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:28,861 But this week had cost each of us something. 767 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,125 And every instinct told me 768 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:35,389 we weren't nearly done paying yet. 769 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,391 [Veronica] Thank you for getting back to me, Dr. Curdle. 770 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,958 What's the verdict? 771 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:42,265 The toxicology report came back and it was indeed 772 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,312 black widow venom that stopped Heraldo's heart. 773 00:40:45,355 --> 00:40:46,705 I knew it. 774 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,707 I knew I wasn't imagining things. 775 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,187 It is interesting, though. 776 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:54,626 A black widow spider doesn't typically have enough venom 777 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:57,455 to kill a grown man. 778 00:40:57,498 --> 00:41:00,893 Well, maybe it was multiple spiders that bit Heraldo? 779 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:04,462 Yes. 780 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:08,814 Except there wasn't a single puncture mark anywhere on his body. 781 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:12,382 Moreover, I have identified the spot where the venom 782 00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,559 entered the young man's body. 783 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,605 Okay. And where is that? 784 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,868 His lips. 785 00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:24,569 His death, it seems sealed with a kiss.