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I cannot believe
how quickly you were able
to pull this together, Vee.
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Turns out, there's a circuit
of crime conventions,
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plus the idea
of a serial killer
fan convention
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being held in Riverdale,
murder capital
of small town USA,
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is too delicious
for fans to pass up.
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We're selling tickets
to Slaughter-Con like crazy.
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So, there will be a crowd?
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Do you think that will keep
TBK away, Charles?
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Not if he and you
are the centerpieces
of the convention.
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Most serial killers
are narcissists.
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So, if yours is all about him,
he won't be able to resist it.
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He'll want to see
what all the fuss is about.
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How dangerous
is this going to be?
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I don't want
any more dead bodies
on my property.
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There's an unwritten rule
for serial killers,
don't kill where you eat.
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Plus, we love our fans.
We don't want to murder them.
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Well, sounds like
those attending
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and those working
at the con will be safe.
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But what about you, Bee?
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I mean, you're the Clarice
to TBK's Hannibal Lecter.
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He sees us as kindred spirits,
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so that should offer me
a little bit of protection.
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And we'll have an agent
stationed outside the house
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to make sure that
Charles and my mom are safe.
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Otherwise, I'll be close by.
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Well, I will be too.
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TBK doesn't know that
he's not in my blind spot anymore.
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I should be able
to pick him out of a crowd.
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Well, I've pretty much
finalized our event schedule.
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Dr. Curdle
will be performing
a simulated autopsy.
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Agent Drake will be giving
a symposium on...
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Hybristophilia.
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Whatever that is.
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We'll be hosting panels
for the Black Hood
and the Starkweathers.
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A Gryphon and Gargoyles tournament.
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And, of course,
for the main event,
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a one-on-one sit down
with the Girl in the Well,
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TBK's most famous survivor.
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What about live entertainment?
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Have you booked an act yet?
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Yes. Kevin will be presenting
a few musical numbers
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from the Holy Grail
of serial killer musicals.
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- Sweeney Todd?
- Alas, no.
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American Psycho, based on
the Bret Easton Ellis novel,
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with songs by Duncan Sheik.
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I made Kevin promise me
that he would push the envelope
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with the staging
and choreography.
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Make it all
very '80s club glamfab.
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[Percival] Mr. Andrews' strike
has upended my schedule somewhat,
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and failure is not an option.
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In one month's time,
Bailey's Comet
will pass over this fair town,
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and we'd better get
the railroad built by then.
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Otherwise, we'll have to wait
another 65 years
for its return.
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What does a comet
have to do
with your railway?
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Well, Bailey's Comet possesses
unique celestial energies
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that will benefit me
in my plans.
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So, mind-control the strikers.
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You can do that, can't you?
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Of course I can.
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I heard back
from the union delegate,
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and they are supporting
our strike,
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which means they're
setting up a relief fund
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to help cover living expenses
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for any worker
on the picket line.
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[Tabitha] That's right.
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And until the work fund
is activated,
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all of you and your families
can eat at Pop's for free.
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We're in this together.
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Thanks for providing
those meals, Tabitha.
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It makes a difference.
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Of course.
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Plus, honestly,
anything to keep busy.
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How's Chuck doing, do you know?
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He's still in the bunker,
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still trying
to quiet the voices
he's hearing.
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[indistinct echoing]
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He's not drinking again, is he?
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No. No, definitely not.
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Well, that's good, then.
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He'll be okay. He's strong.
He'll beat this.
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[Cheryl]
Pray tell. What can I
do for you?
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Tell me.
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Well, I wanted you
to hear this from me.
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Fangs and I
are getting married.
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My, my, my.
Cupid's been
awfully busy lately.
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Ah! Toni,
meet my friend Heather.
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Hello.
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Is this the Heather
you had told me about
from back in the day?
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- Your first--
- Indeed.
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Heather and I
recently reconnected.
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I had no idea.
Well, I'm...
I'm happy for you.
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Um, well, I didn't know
you had company,
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so I'll get out of your hair,
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but I wanted to let you know
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that I'm having a little
bachelorette girls night out,
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dancing at the Babylonium.
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We're gonna crash
Veronica's after hours
dance party
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at the serial killer convention.
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How apropos.
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I would love it if you came.
Both of you.
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[Heather] Cheryl,
how are you feeling?
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Do you wanna talk
about Toni's visit?
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Whatever for?
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Your ex-girlfriend
just told you
she's getting married.
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It would be completely normal
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if you felt strange
or upset about it.
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Well,
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I am anything
but completely normal, Heather.
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So, spare me
your unsolicited advice,
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and stop building
a false narrative
about what I'm feeling,
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because
the fact of the matter is,
I'm fine.
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[indistinct chatter]
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God, I hope
this was a good idea.
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Welcome,
foul fiends and friends,
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to our first annual
serial killer fan convention,
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Slaughter-Con!
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[all cheering]
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To kick things off,
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the Babylonium
is proud to present
a little amuse-bouche
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from American Psycho,
the musical.
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[all cheering]
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So without further ado,
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please welcome
Riverdale's very own
Kevin Keller
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as investment banker by day,
serial killer by night,
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Mr. Patrick Bateman.
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[all cheering]
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♪ I do suspect I'm one of few
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♪ I can show you
Something new ♪
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♪ All the constraints
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♪ They are all gone
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♪ I'll confess no interest
In right and wrong ♪
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♪ Are you losing
Too much blood? ♪
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♪ Let it flow
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♪ Let it flow ♪
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♪ Just keep breathing
If you can ♪
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♪ You'll see
I'm not a common man ♪
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♪ I'm needing so much more
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♪ You will see...
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Why do you have this?
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That knife
belonged to your father,
the Black Hood.
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I bought it on eSlay.
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Why did you bring it here?
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I... I wanted you
to sign it for me.
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You wanted her autograph?
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You're my hero, Betty Cooper.
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Hero?
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You're practically one of them.
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What did you just say?
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I would be honored to be
your first official kill, but--
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- Enough, we're done, come on.
- Hey!
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Come on.
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♪ I am something other than
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♪ A common man
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♪ I'm not a common man
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[cheering, applauding]
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[bell dinging]
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Hello, citizens.
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Enjoying
your free meals, I see.
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Good.
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You'll need all your energy
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when you resume work
on my railroad,
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immediately.
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Not a snowball's chance
in hell.
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Mr. Fogarty.
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You will walk out that door,
[echoes]
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but you will return to work.
[echoes]
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You will all return to work
[echoes]
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now. [echoes]
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So, what is hybristophilia?
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Clinically speaking,
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it's the term for when
someone is attracted
to a murderer or a criminal.
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Basically, it's a kink.
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The person is turned on
by evildoing and law-breaking.
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It may sound abnormal,
but there are some people
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who just have
this innate attraction
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to the darker,
more taboo side of life.
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It's actually
a common phenomenon...
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Listen, to each their own,
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I'm not judging anyone
or anything,
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but that's kind of weird,
right?
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I mean, who would be that drawn
to that kind of thing?
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- I don't know.
- [cell phone ringing]
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Hey, Tabitha, what's up?
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I've got Toni here with me,
but they're gone, Archie.
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Every single crew member
left the diner
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to go back to work
for Percival.
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[knock on door]
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Cheryl.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Have you heard the good news
about Toni and Fangs?
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Yes. My lawyer just gave me
the super fun update.
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In that case,
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would you like to join me
in cursing their unholy union?
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[Archie] I went by the sight.
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The guys
didn't even acknowledge
that I was there.
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They're working like robots.
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Same with Fangs.
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Percival's definitely
mind-controlling them now,
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which begs the question,
why did he wait so long?
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Maybe it's harder for Percival
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to control
larger groups of people
at the same time.
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Well, if you're right,
we might be able
to break his hold on the crew.
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And we could figure out
a tether
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that could break
Percival's spell.
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Fangs said his tether
would be Baby Anthony.
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[Archie] Well,
that makes sense.
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These guys love their families.
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That's why
they're busting their asses
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to provide for them,
their children.
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So we remind them
what they're striking for.
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Better lives
for their loved ones.
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And I have an idea
for how to do that.
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Songs have always been
a big part
of the labor movement,
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used to create solidarity
amongst the workers.
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Archie,
you have the contact info
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for everyone
on Percival's crew, right?
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And a guitar.
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[chuckles softly]
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[matchstick lighting]
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[Cheryl] According to
the Maleficarum,
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this is the opposite
of a love spell, Kev-Kev.
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This is a wedge spell
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meant to drive a wedge
between lovers, obviously.
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Uh, what's the wedge?
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I'm leaving those details
for the universe to decide.
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[both] "I implore you, spirits,
to curse these lovers,
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Antoinette Topaz
and Fangs Fogarty,
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with feelings of acrimony,
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acerbity and vexation
towards one another.
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May this drive a wedge
between them
for all eternity."
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[Frank] What the hell
do you all want?
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We know
what Percival is doing
to this crew, Uncle Frank,
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controlling
and manipulating them.
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So, we and their families
are here in solidarity
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to break Percival's spell,
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and remind them
that we stand together.
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And that we support them
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and believe in
what they fight for,
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which is a better life for them
and their families.
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Oh, yeah?
What's the guitar for?
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[all]
♪ As we go marching, marching
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♪ In the beauty of the day
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♪ A million darkened kitchens
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♪ A thousand mill lofts gray♪
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Fogarty, what the hell
are you doing?
Get back to work.
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You walk off this job site,
that's it, you're done.
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♪ That a sudden sun discloses
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♪ For the people hear
Us singing ♪
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00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,810
Carlos! You're fired!
250
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:51,466
♪ Bread and roses
Bread and roses ♪
251
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,121
You're fired! You're all fired!
252
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,820
♪ Our days
Shall not be sweated ♪
253
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,824
♪ From birth
Until life closes ♪
254
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:05,523
♪ Hearts starve
As well as bodies ♪
255
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:11,965
♪ Give us bread
But give us roses ♪
256
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,366
Day one down,
and no TBK sightings.
257
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,241
There's still plenty of time
for him to make an entrance.
258
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,112
The main event
isn't till tomorrow after all.
259
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,724
By the way,
where's the boyfriend?
260
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,118
Is this all
a little too much for him?
261
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:39,296
Uh, he had some union stuff
to take care of.
262
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,950
But, yeah,
he might have been
a little weirded out
263
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,300
by your symposium.
264
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,389
I get that.
265
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,003
Uh, listen, Betty.
266
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,047
I'm just gonna say it.
267
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,354
[exhales]
268
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,835
I'm attracted to you.
269
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:57,880
Oh, wow.
270
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,013
Okay.
271
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,364
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm... I'm flattered.
272
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,410
But I'm with Archie.
273
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,499
Hmm,
is that an exclusive thing?
274
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,677
Yeah, it is.
275
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:16,812
I hear you. I... I guess
I was just thinking
that you guys are so different,
276
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,206
and we have so much in common.
277
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,904
Archie is cut
from a different cloth, yeah.
278
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,690
And maybe I've been
totally misreading things,
279
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:29,869
but I swear I've been
picking up vibes from you.
280
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,828
Vibes from me?
281
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,785
Yeah.
282
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,919
Tell me,
283
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,225
am I wrong about that, Betty?
284
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,844
[Agent Drake] Morning,
Agent Cooper.
285
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,281
How'd you sleep?
286
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,036
[Archie] When do you wanna
head over to the Babylonium?
287
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,603
Soonish.
288
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,301
Um, you know,
you don't have to come, Arch.
289
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:15,784
I'm 100% fine going alone.
There's tons of security.
290
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,830
Well, it wouldn't be bad for me
to check on the crew.
291
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,398
The condos
kind of freak me out.
[chuckles]
292
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,704
Maybe I'll take
part of the day off.
293
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,228
That's totally fine.
294
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,752
It's fine.
295
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,842
[knock on door]
296
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,584
- Bonjour, Fangs.
- [Fangs sighs]
297
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,673
I was in the neighborhood,
298
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,153
and thought I could drop off
some freshly baked
cherry muffins.
299
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,287
Oh, uh, right now
is not a good time, Cheryl.
300
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,202
[Toni] It's okay, Fangs.
You can let her in.
301
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:43,768
Mmm.
302
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,513
Oh, my, T.T.
303
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,429
Is something the matter?
304
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:55,432
Baby Anthony's been up
crying for hours.
305
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,825
The doctor thinks it's colic.
306
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,784
We barely just got him
down to sleep.
307
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,917
He started running a fever.
It's so weird.
308
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,614
He's never been like this.
309
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,313
I see.
310
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,317
And when did you
first notice this affliction?
311
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,710
Yesterday afternoon-ish.
312
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,800
I think
we're gonna have to cancel
the bachelorette dance party,
313
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,106
at least until we figure out
314
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,847
what's going on
with Baby Anthony.
315
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,762
Of course. Let me know
if there's anything I can do.
316
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,984
[sighs wearily]
317
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,595
Wait, Baby Anthony is a wedge?
That wasn't supposed to happen.
318
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,118
Of course not, Kevin.
319
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,946
But we didn't specify
what the wedge should be.
320
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,600
This is your fault.
321
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,471
Oh, my God,
I'm never gonna
forgive myself
322
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,038
if we hurt that baby.
323
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,388
Isn't there someone
we can call? An expert?
324
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,958
So, she professed her love
for you,
325
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,047
like,
out of some romance novel?
326
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,702
That's unprofessional.
327
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,051
Yeah, tell me about it.
328
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,579
- But it's made me start to think...
- Uh-oh.
329
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,626
The truth is
I compartmentalize
with Archie.
330
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,890
I don't talk about work.
331
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,414
I have dark thoughts,
but I don't go there with him.
332
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,375
With Drake,
333
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,204
I don't feel the need
to censor myself.
334
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:17,384
Yeah, but Betty,
everyone compartmentalizes
with everyone.
335
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,691
Thus,
I don't see a problem here.
336
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,303
I mean, it's not like
you're actually attracted
to Drake.
337
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,348
Wait.
338
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,136
Betty Cooper,
are you hot for Agent Drake?
339
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,354
No.
340
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,271
But I did have a dream
about her.
341
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,620
[chuckles]
342
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:40,885
And yeah, on paper,
we're compatible.
343
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,104
Can I give you some advice?
344
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,370
A, don't go there with Drake,
345
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,068
and B,
346
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:50,939
talk to Archie.
347
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,378
Many of my relationships
have ended sadly
348
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:59,078
because we didn't have
the convos we needed to have,
349
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,558
or we had them too late.
350
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,169
Okay.
351
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,127
Thank you, Vee.
352
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,172
I appreciate it.
353
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,087
[indistinct chatter]
354
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,091
[Veronica] Drake? Hi.
355
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,918
- May we have a word?
- Sure. What's up?
356
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,965
Look, Betty's going through
a lot right now,
357
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:21,883
and you confessing
your attraction to her,
not cool.
358
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,364
So here's a thought.
359
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,148
Why don't you focus
on your work,
360
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150
keep your libido to yourself,
361
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,935
and let my friend
figure out her stuff.
362
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,415
Sound good?
363
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,373
Absolutely.
364
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,679
If you'll excuse me.
365
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:49,519
Well, that should take care
of the, um, colic.
366
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,478
He's sleeping so soundly.
367
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,349
Thank you so much
for coming, Heather.
368
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:56,396
- We were literally dying.
- Not at all.
369
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,399
As I said to Cheryl
when she called,
I'm happy to help.
370
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,576
And as a registered midwife
and night nurse,
371
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,969
I know a little something
about crying babies.
372
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,189
And what you gave him
was literally just...
373
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,149
Just a calming tonic
that Heather concocted
in the greenhouse. [echoes]
374
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,629
It must be the calming perfume
I concocted in my greenhouse.
375
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,240
[Heather]
With a spoonful of sugar.
376
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,589
Oldest trick in the bock.
377
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,940
Thank you.
Thank you so so much.
378
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,072
Yeah. Thank you, Heather.
379
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,338
Basically,
when I was in the Well,
380
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,210
TBK gave me a choice.
381
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,212
If I dismembered the body,
382
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,434
if I proved that
we were kindred spirits,
383
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,088
then he would let me go.
384
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,481
And what did you do?
385
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,964
I did it.
386
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,400
[all exclaim in astonishment]
387
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,666
And it's haunted me
every day since.
388
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,756
A devastating account
from a formidable survivor.
389
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,804
Now, I'd like to open it up
to questions from our audience.
390
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,981
Yes, you,
with the Black Dahlia T-shirt.
391
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,811
First of all, I just wanna say
you're so brave and amazing.
392
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,424
Did you have a question?
393
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,773
I just want to know,
394
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,906
why do serial killers
wear masks?
395
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,997
Generally,
masks can help a killer
396
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,782
disassociate
from the violent act
he's committing,
397
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,784
help eliminate any shame
398
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,786
that they might
eventually feel.
399
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,005
Fascinating.
400
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,137
[phone ringing]
401
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,791
Looks like we have a caller.
402
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,275
[heavy breathing]
403
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,974
Hi. You're on with Alice
and Betty Cooper. Live.
404
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,846
What's your question?
405
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,283
[man on phone]
Tell us, pretty Betty,
406
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,372
why do you wear a mask?
407
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:47,463
I don't know
what you're talking about.
408
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,073
I'm not wearing a mask.
409
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,250
[man on phone]
Oh, Betty, don't lie.
410
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,208
You're wearing a mask
right now.
411
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,558
A human mask.
412
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,734
But I've seen underneath it.
413
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,476
Your true face
when you cut up that body,
414
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,696
and it was beautiful.
415
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,264
Ladies and gentlemen,
416
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,790
I believe we have TBK,
the Trash Bag Killer himself
on the line.
417
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,141
[TBK on phone]
What is all this, Betty,
418
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,491
this convention
you're putting on?
419
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,059
If you wanna share
your side of the story, TBK,
420
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,149
why don't you
join me on the stage
if you're here?
421
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,760
[TBK on phone]
This pathetic attempt
to entrap me
422
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,023
is beneath you, Betty.
423
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,765
And if you did catch me,
then what?
424
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,941
Would you lay down your sword,
425
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:34,510
move into a house
with a white picket fence
and a red door
426
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:40,168
with your handsome,
all-American boyfriend
in this sleepy, quiet town.
427
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,083
Do you think
that's how this ends?
428
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:45,347
Maybe. Maybe it does.
429
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,088
[TBK on phone] No, Betty.
430
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:51,832
It ends with you and me
and a kiss in the dark.
431
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,835
No. No, you're wrong.
That's not how--
432
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:55,792
[call disconnects]
433
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,283
One of the most
important lessons
434
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,676
I can impart to you as a witch
435
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,373
is to never cast a spell
436
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,332
when you're in
an emotionally volatile state.
437
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,682
It always backfires.
438
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:16,987
Noted.
439
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,554
So, now
do you wanna talk about
440
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:19,816
what you're so
churned up about?
441
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,646
Is it Toni's wedding?
442
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:24,691
In truth...
443
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,568
part of me
was holding on to
the idea that
444
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:36,267
Toni and I
were fated to reunite.
445
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:39,836
Realizing otherwise
was admittedly cutting,
446
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,142
but also,
447
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:47,017
I think it's... you.
448
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,760
It's plain as day
that I'm drawn to you.
449
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,111
I don't wanna get hurt again.
450
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,159
I understand your apprehension.
451
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,164
But Cheryl, all I know is that
we're getting a second chance.
452
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:06,123
Let's just have fun,
453
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,126
see what happens.
454
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:14,131
Well, there is
Toni's bachelorette party.
455
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,655
Veronica invited the girls over
456
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,613
to get ready
in one of her champagne suites.
457
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,964
We could possibly do that.
458
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:27,710
In honor of this being
one of Toni's final outings
as a single woman,
459
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,582
the absinthe is flowing.
460
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,759
I had Katie Keane
send us these chic dresses
from Lacy's.
461
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,631
So ladies, dig in, drink up
462
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:39,374
as you make tonight
all about Toni Topaz.
463
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,419
[all cheering]
464
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:46,468
♪ I want blackened, charred
Mahi Mahi ♪
465
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:50,472
♪ It works so well
With Isaac Mizrahi ♪
466
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:54,476
♪ I'll have soda
and creme de menthe ♪
467
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,219
♪ Tastes so good
with Oscar de la Renta ♪
468
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,962
♪ The ginger mango
Soy black bass ♪
469
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:05,705
♪ Compliments
The beige Bill Blass ♪
470
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:09,665
♪ I will not touch
A drop of red wine ♪
471
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:13,190
[all]
♪ Don't wanna ruin
The Calvin Klein ♪
472
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,412
♪ Chanel, Gaultier
or Giorgio Armani ♪
473
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:21,416
♪ Moschino, Alia
or Norma Kamali ♪
474
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,159
♪ Should I rock
the Betsey Johnson? ♪
475
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,728
♪ Or stick with classic
Comme des Garcon ♪
476
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:33,167
♪ No parachute
Or Fiorucci ♪
477
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,603
♪ I'm with Prada
478
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,562
♪ I'm with Gucci
479
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:40,174
♪ When one goes shopping
It's best to take care ♪
480
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,873
♪ As some of us know
You are what you wear ♪
481
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,269
♪ Chanel, Gaultier
or Giorgio Armani ♪
482
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:51,272
♪ Moschino, Alia
or Norma Kamali ♪
483
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:55,711
♪ In a certain
Kind of neighborhood
484
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,628
♪ You might get away with
Vivian Westwood
485
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:03,545
♪ But by von Furstenberg
We swear ♪
486
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,286
♪ It's a wrap
487
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,853
♪ You are what you wear
488
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,600
♪ You are what you wear
489
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,688
[all cheering]
490
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,956
[cheering, whistling]
491
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,305
♪ Hey, pretty girl
492
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,568
♪ Do you wanna dance?
493
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,527
♪ Do you wanna get lucky?
494
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,093
♪ Well, this is your chance
495
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,182
♪ The drinks are on me
496
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,402
♪ Can I be frank?
497
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,579
♪ I'm doing quite well
At my investment bank ♪
498
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,015
[dance music playing]
499
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,421
♪ What do you do?
500
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,858
♪ What do you do
For a living?♪
501
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,425
♪ No, don't answer that
502
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,732
♪ I don't care
I'm just kidding ♪
503
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:03,605
♪ You can ignore
My friends at the bar ♪
504
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:07,217
♪ They're trying to score
But they never get far ♪
505
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,654
[music continues]
506
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,975
♪ That was some girl
I forget her name ♪
507
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,847
♪ She thinks we're in love
508
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,023
♪ Does she think I'm insane?
509
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,590
♪ But don't mind that
510
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,766
♪ We should follow our bliss
511
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,419
♪ I know a great spot
512
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,596
♪ It's called the abyss
513
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,641
♪ Don't be nervous
514
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,730
♪ Invite your friends
515
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:45,560
♪ The night is young
But it all depends ♪
516
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,196
[cheering, whistling]
517
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,556
Betty, what are you doing?
518
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,080
This is part of my act.
519
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170
Dr. Curdle?
520
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:36,219
[all cheering]
521
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:39,092
[Heather] I thought we knew
how to party in Greendale,
522
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,877
but you Riverdale girls
really put us to shame.
523
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,229
You know,
if you could spare a moment,
524
00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:48,797
I would really love
to show you something.
525
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,673
Cheryl, it's...
526
00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:57,588
It's us
527
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,026
from when we first met.
528
00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,724
I painted it a while back.
529
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,857
It's breathtaking.
530
00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:08,643
Thank you.
531
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,644
You know,
532
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:14,736
I had more fun tonight
533
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:18,914
than I've had
in a really, really long time.
534
00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:29,185
♪ Oh, let me show you
The light ♪
535
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:35,452
♪ You got me falling through
Endless skies ♪
536
00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,630
♪ And all my sins...
537
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,458
[Archie] I didn't hear you
come in last night.
538
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,768
[chuckles] Seem like
you guys had a lot of fun.
539
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:50,729
Yeah, a lot of dancing
and drinking.
540
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,298
And I saw TBK.
541
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,430
Wait, what?
542
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:57,997
I'm fine.
543
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,912
He slipped away
before I could get too close.
544
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,566
And what does this mean
for the last day
of the convention?
545
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:05,918
Well, Kevin is bailing
on his final performance
546
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:08,485
because I messed up his vision.
547
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,183
So, I'm actually gonna step in.
548
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,358
To perform?
549
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:16,711
It's the perfect opportunity
to use myself as bait.
550
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,974
Once I start singing,
he'll be drawn to me.
551
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,281
Agent Drake and Veronica
are gonna lock all the doors
552
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,109
in and out of the casino.
553
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:27,548
If TBK is there,
he won't get away this time.
554
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:31,247
And I'm guessing
if I tell you
that this is crazy
555
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,597
and dangerous,
556
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,034
you're still gonna
go through with it.
557
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,428
This is who I am, Arch.
558
00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:41,214
This is what I do.
559
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,303
And you have to be
okay with that.
560
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,221
Or not.
561
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,876
But I have been thinking about
what he said on the phone
562
00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:56,751
yesterday about houses
and picket fences.
563
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:02,975
And Toni getting married
and our pregnancy scare and...
564
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:09,024
The truth is, Arch,
I don't really know
565
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,026
if I want any of those things.
566
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,639
But I know that you do.
567
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,294
I do.
568
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:20,122
So is that
a deal breaker, then?
569
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,691
Because I know it was
for you and Veronica once.
570
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,085
Maybe we should
talk about this tonight.
571
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,652
When you're home,
after you've caught TBK.
572
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,350
I'll be at Pop's with the crew.
573
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,873
unless you want me
at the casino.
574
00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,483
I do.
575
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,486
But it might keep TBK away.
576
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,141
I'll be protected, though.
577
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,708
And whatever happens,
I'll come back here
578
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:41,665
and I'll text you.
579
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,846
[Betty] Archie and I had
that talk that you suggested.
580
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:50,152
Okay, and?
581
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,590
And I don't know.
582
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:55,592
I don't know.
We'll just keep talking.
583
00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:59,858
But I'm worried that
we're just too different, Vee.
584
00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,685
That I'm too dark for him.
585
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,036
Too dark? Betty...
586
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,342
By my count...
587
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:10,477
I've killed more people
than you.
588
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,047
My husband and my father,
both in cold blood.
589
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,613
- Geraldo accidently.
- Okay. Yeah.
590
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,354
You don't need
to go there, Vee.
591
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,313
Okay, my point is...
592
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:23,403
We're all dark in Riverdale,
all right?
593
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,622
And Archie's a big boy.
594
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,537
You'd be surprised
what he can handle.
595
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,148
And shouldn't it be
his decision anyway?
596
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,412
[Agent Drake] Agent Cooper.
597
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,022
Veronica.
598
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,024
We have a situation
on our hands in the office.
599
00:31:38,505 --> 00:31:39,549
[thuds]
600
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:40,986
He had that gun on him.
601
00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:45,773
The Black Hood's.
602
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,123
My father's.
603
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,691
Will you sign it so I can
complete my collection?
604
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,649
No! You psycho.
605
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,261
Do you know how many people
he shot with that?
606
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,219
Killed with that gun?
607
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,004
Consider it confiscated.
608
00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,701
And you're lucky
we're not arresting you
609
00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,746
for carrying a weapon
without a permit.
610
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,661
Drake, can you please
get him out of my sight?
611
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:05,967
I have a show to prepare for.
612
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,360
Of course. Come on.
613
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,119
[Veronica]
I'm so sorry, Bee.
614
00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:30,992
Me too.
615
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,995
I thought TBK would come,
and that this would work.
616
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,432
Well, he should have been here.
617
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,869
Your song was worth
risking the electric chair.
618
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:39,958
[chuckles softly]
619
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,830
We'll get him next time.
620
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:45,920
Well, anything I can do
to help, of course.
621
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,575
And let me know how
round two goes with Archie.
622
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,055
I will, Vee. Thank you.
623
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:57,932
I should head out, too.
624
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,022
Get home safe.
625
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,024
Veronica was right, by the way.
626
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,374
You were incredible.
627
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,897
I gotta ask, though.
628
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,334
That... song.
629
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,466
Who were you singing about?
630
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,296
Archie or... TBK?
631
00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,518
Have a goodnight, Drake.
632
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,097
♪ He doesn't sound all right
633
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:36,014
♪ His voice, a little thin
634
00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:40,192
♪ Does he need someone
635
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:44,544
♪ The way that I need him?
636
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,764
♪ Does everything he has
637
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:52,378
♪ Amount to enough? ♪
638
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:55,207
♪ Does he need someone
639
00:33:55,250 --> 00:34:01,256
♪ To hold when it gets rough?
640
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:11,875
♪ Am I someone
He could linger on? ♪
641
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:18,230
♪ Or would he simply
Move along? ♪
642
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:26,803
♪ Am I someone
He would love more? ♪
643
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:33,680
♪ Would I be just
The girl before? ♪
644
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:41,122
♪ A girl before
645
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,733
[footsteps, door opening]
646
00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:48,347
♪ A girl before
647
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:56,137
♪ He looks at me sometimes
648
00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:59,793
♪ In a certain way
649
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:03,101
♪ All the fears I have
650
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:07,148
♪ Seem to fade away
651
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:10,456
♪ I know that I'm a fool
652
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:14,677
♪ To think that this is real
653
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,854
♪ I'm breaking every rule
654
00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,378
[plastic wrapper crackling]
655
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:22,337
[breathing heavily]
656
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:24,122
After he killed the guard,
[breath trembling]
657
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,949
he said he was gonna
wait for you in the garage.
658
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:27,864
No, Betty.
659
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:28,822
No, Betty!
660
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,040
[tearfully] Don't go.
661
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:34,306
♪ ...he could linger on?
662
00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:40,355
♪ Or would he simply
Move along? ♪
663
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,751
Take off your mask.
664
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,187
Pretty Betty.
665
00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,146
You brought a gun to our date.
666
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,843
I did.
667
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,366
It's my father's.
668
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,107
You're under arrest.
669
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,979
Get on your knees
and take off your mask.
670
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,765
Put yours on.
671
00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:01,768
Stop denying who you truly are.
672
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,465
One of us.
673
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:07,730
an American psycho.
674
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:10,820
Do you know how many
people have said that to me
over the years?
675
00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:14,215
Including my father...
676
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:18,088
Who first started grooming me
in this garage.
677
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,221
You have two options.
678
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,570
One...
679
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,833
You kill me
with your father s gun.
680
00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,487
Two...
681
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,751
You and I claim the victims
waiting for us inside.
682
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,449
Your mother and brother.
683
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,755
We could dismember them together.
684
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:35,410
Why on earth would I do that?
685
00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:38,544
Because we are soulmates.
686
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:39,893
You are...
687
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,070
deranged.
688
00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:46,116
Put on that mask
and you'll see.
689
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:52,949
As if putting on a mask
makes you a killer.
690
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:57,737
♪ A girl before
691
00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,653
Do it.
692
00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:02,829
You want to.
693
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:04,657
You're just like me.
694
00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:08,138
I'm nothing like you.
695
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,054
[gunshot]
696
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:14,623
[door closes]
697
00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:19,541
Baby, what... What happened?
698
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,021
- [duct tape rips]
- I heard a gunshot.
699
00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,022
Yeah.
700
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:25,286
TBK's dead.
701
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:27,332
Are you sure?
702
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,421
Yeah.
703
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,172
Is it really over?
704
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,479
I hope so.
705
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,182
[muffled speech,
breath trembling]
706
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,620
Your nephew and Miss Tate
707
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,579
are proving to be
formidable adversaries.
708
00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,581
And now that the workers
have established tethers,
709
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,323
it'll be difficult to reassert
control over their minds.
710
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,194
You want me
to call in some guys?
711
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,066
To show some old-school
union busting
712
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,373
like they did back in Matewan
and Harlan County?
713
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,592
No, Frank.
714
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:13,116
I want to go even more
old-school than that.
715
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,510
If the citizens of Riverdale
716
00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:17,251
wish to stand
united against me,
717
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,427
then the price they'll pay
for their defiance
718
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:22,735
will be truly biblical.
719
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,519
[Archie] And then
what happened?
720
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:25,781
And then, I shot him.
721
00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:28,654
With that gun.
722
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:35,095
The same gun my dad used
to shoot your dad.
723
00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:38,185
I think everything that
I've been feeling lately
724
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,883
distills down to this.
725
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:44,234
I fear that whatever
was inside my dad,
726
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:48,326
whatever drove him
to hurt people,
727
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,633
including your dad...
728
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,725
that it's inside me, too.
729
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:02,122
I'm afraid that one day
I might not be able to...
730
00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:05,386
resist it.
731
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,785
And that you'll be a victim
to that darkness.
732
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,744
Or, at least fearful of it.
733
00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,488
I'm afraid that you'll look
at me one day and...
734
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:26,102
decide you won't wanna
be with me because of who I am.
735
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:29,367
Who I've always been.
736
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,933
That's not gonna happen, Betty.
737
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,849
Well, you don't know that.
738
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:35,242
But I do.
739
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,724
You may not
trust yourself, Betty.
740
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:41,335
But I trust you.
741
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:43,816
With my life.
742
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,473
Your dad didn't
make you a killer.
743
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,388
TBK didn't make you a killer.
744
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,129
Didn't they?
745
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,394
Do you remember that time...
746
00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,353
we found that baby bird?
747
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:03,488
It had fallen from a tree
and I had no clue what to do.
748
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:06,142
And you ran into the house,
grabbed a shoebox,
749
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,755
made a nest out of newspaper?
750
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:10,669
[chuckles]
751
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,498
We looked after him.
752
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,022
We took turns until he was
strong enough to fly.
753
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:28,817
I hadn't remembered that
until now.
754
00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,602
All you see is the darkness.
755
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:34,780
All I see is someone who,
despite everything
756
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:35,781
that's happened to her...
757
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:37,957
fought.
758
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,612
And you're still fighting.
759
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:43,484
And the fact that
you're even worried
760
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,660
about hurting me
or anyone else,
761
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:47,357
that shows
what's in your heart.
762
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:51,927
Do you believe that?
763
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,322
Do you believe me?
764
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,497
[whispers] I think I do.
765
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,414
I love you, Betty.
766
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,549
I love you too, Archie.