1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,569 I cannot believe how quickly you were able to pull this together, Vee. 2 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:07,833 Turns out, there's a circuit of crime conventions, 3 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:11,315 plus the idea of a serial killer fan convention 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,710 being held in Riverdale, murder capital of small town USA, 5 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,147 is too delicious for fans to pass up. 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:20,107 We're selling tickets to Slaughter-Con like crazy. 7 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,718 So, there will be a crowd? 8 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:25,416 Do you think that will keep TBK away, Charles? 9 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,853 Not if he and you are the centerpieces of the convention. 10 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,291 Most serial killers are narcissists. 11 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:33,816 So, if yours is all about him, he won't be able to resist it. 12 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,296 He'll want to see what all the fuss is about. 13 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,167 How dangerous is this going to be? 14 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:40,301 I don't want any more dead bodies on my property. 15 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,651 There's an unwritten rule for serial killers, don't kill where you eat. 16 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,870 Plus, we love our fans. We don't want to murder them. 17 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,351 Well, sounds like those attending 18 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,440 and those working at the con will be safe. 19 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,790 But what about you, Bee? 20 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:54,184 I mean, you're the Clarice to TBK's Hannibal Lecter. 21 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,970 He sees us as kindred spirits, 22 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:01,104 so that should offer me a little bit of protection. 23 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,150 And we'll have an agent stationed outside the house 24 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,108 to make sure that Charles and my mom are safe. 25 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,370 Otherwise, I'll be close by. 26 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,155 Well, I will be too. 27 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,592 TBK doesn't know that he's not in my blind spot anymore. 28 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:13,116 I should be able to pick him out of a crowd. 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,772 Well, I've pretty much finalized our event schedule. 30 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:20,428 Dr. Curdle will be performing a simulated autopsy. 31 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:23,605 Agent Drake will be giving a symposium on... 32 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:24,649 Hybristophilia. 33 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,782 Whatever that is. 34 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:30,351 We'll be hosting panels for the Black Hood and the Starkweathers. 35 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,266 A Gryphon and Gargoyles tournament. 36 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,442 And, of course, for the main event, 37 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:37,793 a one-on-one sit down with the Girl in the Well, 38 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:40,622 TBK's most famous survivor. 39 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:41,971 What about live entertainment? 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,668 Have you booked an act yet? 41 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,975 Yes. Kevin will be presenting a few musical numbers 42 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,760 from the Holy Grail of serial killer musicals. 43 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,415 - Sweeney Todd? - Alas, no. 44 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:54,244 American Psycho, based on the Bret Easton Ellis novel, 45 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,072 with songs by Duncan Sheik. 46 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,206 I made Kevin promise me that he would push the envelope 47 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,208 with the staging and choreography. 48 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,688 Make it all very '80s club glamfab. 49 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:12,132 [Percival] Mr. Andrews' strike has upended my schedule somewhat, 50 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,918 and failure is not an option. 51 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:19,487 In one month's time, Bailey's Comet will pass over this fair town, 52 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,619 and we'd better get the railroad built by then. 53 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:25,971 Otherwise, we'll have to wait another 65 years for its return. 54 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,060 What does a comet have to do with your railway? 55 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:31,194 Well, Bailey's Comet possesses unique celestial energies 56 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:32,674 that will benefit me in my plans. 57 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,197 So, mind-control the strikers. 58 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,460 You can do that, can't you? 59 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,722 Of course I can. 60 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,857 I heard back from the union delegate, 61 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,728 and they are supporting our strike, 62 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,990 which means they're setting up a relief fund 63 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,514 to help cover living expenses 64 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:47,819 for any worker on the picket line. 65 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,212 [Tabitha] That's right. 66 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,997 And until the work fund is activated, 67 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:56,480 all of you and your families can eat at Pop's for free. 68 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,875 We're in this together. 69 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,618 Thanks for providing those meals, Tabitha. 70 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,488 It makes a difference. 71 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,361 Of course. 72 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:10,929 Plus, honestly, anything to keep busy. 73 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,192 How's Chuck doing, do you know? 74 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,498 He's still in the bunker, 75 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,066 still trying to quiet the voices he's hearing. 76 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,894 [indistinct echoing] 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,160 He's not drinking again, is he? 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,031 No. No, definitely not. 79 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,468 Well, that's good, then. 80 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:31,994 He'll be okay. He's strong. He'll beat this. 81 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,952 [Cheryl] Pray tell. What can I do for you? 82 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,650 Tell me. 83 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,870 Well, I wanted you to hear this from me. 84 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,220 Fangs and I are getting married. 85 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,574 My, my, my. Cupid's been awfully busy lately. 86 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:53,711 Ah! Toni, meet my friend Heather. 87 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,018 Hello. 88 00:03:56,061 --> 00:04:00,805 Is this the Heather you had told me about from back in the day? 89 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:03,808 - Your first-- - Indeed. 90 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:06,637 Heather and I recently reconnected. 91 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:10,728 I had no idea. Well, I'm... I'm happy for you. 92 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:13,209 Um, well, I didn't know you had company, 93 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,950 so I'll get out of your hair, 94 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,604 but I wanted to let you know 95 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,736 that I'm having a little bachelorette girls night out, 96 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,043 dancing at the Babylonium. 97 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:24,002 We're gonna crash Veronica's after hours dance party 98 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,221 at the serial killer convention. 99 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,657 How apropos. 100 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,920 I would love it if you came. Both of you. 101 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,274 [Heather] Cheryl, how are you feeling? 102 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,366 Do you wanna talk about Toni's visit? 103 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,238 Whatever for? 104 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,849 Your ex-girlfriend just told you she's getting married. 105 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,416 It would be completely normal 106 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,331 if you felt strange or upset about it. 107 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:49,985 Well, 108 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:55,338 I am anything but completely normal, Heather. 109 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,340 So, spare me your unsolicited advice, 110 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,169 and stop building a false narrative about what I'm feeling, 111 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,779 because the fact of the matter is, I'm fine. 112 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,440 [indistinct chatter] 113 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,189 God, I hope this was a good idea. 114 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:26,282 Welcome, foul fiends and friends, 115 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,981 to our first annual serial killer fan convention, 116 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,113 Slaughter-Con! 117 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,244 [all cheering] 118 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,161 To kick things off, 119 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,338 the Babylonium is proud to present a little amuse-bouche 120 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,557 from American Psycho, the musical. 121 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:41,515 [all cheering] 122 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,648 So without further ado, 123 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:47,608 please welcome Riverdale's very own Kevin Keller 124 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:51,046 as investment banker by day, serial killer by night, 125 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,178 Mr. Patrick Bateman. 126 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,092 [all cheering] 127 00:05:57,182 --> 00:06:02,100 ♪ I do suspect I'm one of few 128 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:06,453 ♪ I can show you Something new ♪ 129 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:09,369 ♪ All the constraints 130 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,415 ♪ They are all gone 131 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:17,420 ♪ I'll confess no interest In right and wrong ♪ 132 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:22,120 ♪ Are you losing Too much blood? ♪ 133 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,471 ♪ Let it flow 134 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,212 ♪ Let it flow ♪ 135 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:31,956 ♪ Just keep breathing If you can ♪ 136 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,308 ♪ You'll see I'm not a common man ♪ 137 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:16,087 ♪ I'm needing so much more 138 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,265 ♪ You will see... 139 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,006 Why do you have this? 140 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,834 That knife belonged to your father, the Black Hood. 141 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,923 I bought it on eSlay. 142 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,751 Why did you bring it here? 143 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,492 I... I wanted you to sign it for me. 144 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,408 You wanted her autograph? 145 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,062 You're my hero, Betty Cooper. 146 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,193 Hero? 147 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:37,065 You're practically one of them. 148 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,589 What did you just say? 149 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:42,157 I would be honored to be your first official kill, but-- 150 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,332 - Enough, we're done, come on. - Hey! 151 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,594 Come on. 152 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:49,512 ♪ I am something other than 153 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,253 ♪ A common man 154 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:54,343 ♪ I'm not a common man 155 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,173 [cheering, applauding] 156 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,486 [bell dinging] 157 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:11,621 Hello, citizens. 158 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:16,452 Enjoying your free meals, I see. 159 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,367 Good. 160 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,586 You'll need all your energy 161 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,154 when you resume work on my railroad, 162 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:25,983 immediately. 163 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,637 Not a snowball's chance in hell. 164 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,121 Mr. Fogarty. 165 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,166 You will walk out that door, [echoes] 166 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,126 but you will return to work. [echoes] 167 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,618 You will all return to work [echoes] 168 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,187 now. [echoes] 169 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,988 So, what is hybristophilia? 170 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,731 Clinically speaking, 171 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:21,473 it's the term for when someone is attracted to a murderer or a criminal. 172 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,214 Basically, it's a kink. 173 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,609 The person is turned on by evildoing and law-breaking. 174 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,481 It may sound abnormal, but there are some people 175 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:32,049 who just have this innate attraction 176 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,661 to the darker, more taboo side of life. 177 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,227 It's actually a common phenomenon... 178 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,620 Listen, to each their own, 179 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,535 I'm not judging anyone or anything, 180 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,755 but that's kind of weird, right? 181 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:45,759 I mean, who would be that drawn to that kind of thing? 182 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,674 - I don't know. - [cell phone ringing] 183 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,983 Hey, Tabitha, what's up? 184 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,725 I've got Toni here with me, but they're gone, Archie. 185 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:58,075 Every single crew member left the diner 186 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,164 to go back to work for Percival. 187 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,170 [knock on door] 188 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,566 Cheryl. 189 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,220 Why am I not surprised? 190 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,874 Have you heard the good news about Toni and Fangs? 191 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,007 Yes. My lawyer just gave me the super fun update. 192 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,748 In that case, 193 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,838 would you like to join me in cursing their unholy union? 194 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,972 [Archie] I went by the sight. 195 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,974 The guys didn't even acknowledge that I was there. 196 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,279 They're working like robots. 197 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,890 Same with Fangs. 198 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,892 Percival's definitely mind-controlling them now, 199 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,851 which begs the question, why did he wait so long? 200 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,679 Maybe it's harder for Percival 201 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,421 to control larger groups of people at the same time. 202 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,163 Well, if you're right, we might be able to break his hold on the crew. 203 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,338 And we could figure out a tether 204 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,732 that could break Percival's spell. 205 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,690 Fangs said his tether would be Baby Anthony. 206 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,822 [Archie] Well, that makes sense. 207 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,258 These guys love their families. 208 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,868 That's why they're busting their asses 209 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,783 to provide for them, their children. 210 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,612 So we remind them what they're striking for. 211 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,440 Better lives for their loved ones. 212 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,879 And I have an idea for how to do that. 213 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,404 Songs have always been a big part of the labor movement, 214 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,407 used to create solidarity amongst the workers. 215 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,801 Archie, you have the contact info 216 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,151 for everyone on Percival's crew, right? 217 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,241 And a guitar. 218 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,329 [chuckles softly] 219 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,030 [matchstick lighting] 220 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,553 [Cheryl] According to the Maleficarum, 221 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:27,251 this is the opposite of a love spell, Kev-Kev. 222 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,862 This is a wedge spell 223 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,343 meant to drive a wedge between lovers, obviously. 224 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,997 Uh, what's the wedge? 225 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,869 I'm leaving those details for the universe to decide. 226 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,094 [both] "I implore you, spirits, to curse these lovers, 227 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,227 Antoinette Topaz and Fangs Fogarty, 228 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,750 with feelings of acrimony, 229 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,752 acerbity and vexation towards one another. 230 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,363 May this drive a wedge between them for all eternity." 231 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,716 [Frank] What the hell do you all want? 232 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,414 We know what Percival is doing to this crew, Uncle Frank, 233 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,937 controlling and manipulating them. 234 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:04,158 So, we and their families are here in solidarity 235 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,768 to break Percival's spell, 236 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,553 and remind them that we stand together. 237 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,859 And that we support them 238 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,600 and believe in what they fight for, 239 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,254 which is a better life for them and their families. 240 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,560 Oh, yeah? What's the guitar for? 241 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,566 [all] ♪ As we go marching, marching 242 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:25,919 ♪ In the beauty of the day 243 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:29,400 ♪ A million darkened kitchens 244 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,403 ♪ A thousand mill lofts gray♪ 245 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,319 Fogarty, what the hell are you doing? Get back to work. 246 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:38,322 You walk off this job site, that's it, you're done. 247 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:42,500 ♪ That a sudden sun discloses 248 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,547 ♪ For the people hear Us singing ♪ 249 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,810 Carlos! You're fired! 250 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:51,466 ♪ Bread and roses Bread and roses ♪ 251 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,121 You're fired! You're all fired! 252 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,820 ♪ Our days Shall not be sweated ♪ 253 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,824 ♪ From birth Until life closes ♪ 254 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:05,523 ♪ Hearts starve As well as bodies ♪ 255 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:11,965 ♪ Give us bread But give us roses ♪ 256 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,366 Day one down, and no TBK sightings. 257 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,241 There's still plenty of time for him to make an entrance. 258 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,112 The main event isn't till tomorrow after all. 259 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,724 By the way, where's the boyfriend? 260 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,118 Is this all a little too much for him? 261 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:39,296 Uh, he had some union stuff to take care of. 262 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,950 But, yeah, he might have been a little weirded out 263 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,300 by your symposium. 264 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,389 I get that. 265 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,003 Uh, listen, Betty. 266 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,047 I'm just gonna say it. 267 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,354 [exhales] 268 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,835 I'm attracted to you. 269 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:57,880 Oh, wow. 270 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,013 Okay. 271 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,364 Thank you. Thank you. I'm... I'm flattered. 272 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,410 But I'm with Archie. 273 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,499 Hmm, is that an exclusive thing? 274 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,677 Yeah, it is. 275 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:16,812 I hear you. I... I guess I was just thinking that you guys are so different, 276 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,206 and we have so much in common. 277 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,904 Archie is cut from a different cloth, yeah. 278 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,690 And maybe I've been totally misreading things, 279 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:29,869 but I swear I've been picking up vibes from you. 280 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,828 Vibes from me? 281 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,785 Yeah. 282 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,919 Tell me, 283 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,225 am I wrong about that, Betty? 284 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,844 [Agent Drake] Morning, Agent Cooper. 285 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,281 How'd you sleep? 286 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,036 [Archie] When do you wanna head over to the Babylonium? 287 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,603 Soonish. 288 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,301 Um, you know, you don't have to come, Arch. 289 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:15,784 I'm 100% fine going alone. There's tons of security. 290 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,830 Well, it wouldn't be bad for me to check on the crew. 291 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,398 The condos kind of freak me out. [chuckles] 292 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,704 Maybe I'll take part of the day off. 293 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,228 That's totally fine. 294 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,752 It's fine. 295 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,842 [knock on door] 296 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,584 - Bonjour, Fangs. - [Fangs sighs] 297 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,673 I was in the neighborhood, 298 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,153 and thought I could drop off some freshly baked cherry muffins. 299 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,287 Oh, uh, right now is not a good time, Cheryl. 300 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,202 [Toni] It's okay, Fangs. You can let her in. 301 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:43,768 Mmm. 302 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,513 Oh, my, T.T. 303 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,429 Is something the matter? 304 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:55,432 Baby Anthony's been up crying for hours. 305 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,825 The doctor thinks it's colic. 306 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,784 We barely just got him down to sleep. 307 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,917 He started running a fever. It's so weird. 308 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,614 He's never been like this. 309 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,313 I see. 310 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,317 And when did you first notice this affliction? 311 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,710 Yesterday afternoon-ish. 312 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,800 I think we're gonna have to cancel the bachelorette dance party, 313 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,106 at least until we figure out 314 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,847 what's going on with Baby Anthony. 315 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,762 Of course. Let me know if there's anything I can do. 316 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,984 [sighs wearily] 317 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,595 Wait, Baby Anthony is a wedge? That wasn't supposed to happen. 318 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,118 Of course not, Kevin. 319 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,946 But we didn't specify what the wedge should be. 320 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,600 This is your fault. 321 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,471 Oh, my God, I'm never gonna forgive myself 322 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,038 if we hurt that baby. 323 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,388 Isn't there someone we can call? An expert? 324 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,958 So, she professed her love for you, 325 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,047 like, out of some romance novel? 326 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,702 That's unprofessional. 327 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,051 Yeah, tell me about it. 328 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,579 - But it's made me start to think... - Uh-oh. 329 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,626 The truth is I compartmentalize with Archie. 330 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,890 I don't talk about work. 331 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,414 I have dark thoughts, but I don't go there with him. 332 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,375 With Drake, 333 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,204 I don't feel the need to censor myself. 334 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:17,384 Yeah, but Betty, everyone compartmentalizes with everyone. 335 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,691 Thus, I don't see a problem here. 336 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,303 I mean, it's not like you're actually attracted to Drake. 337 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,348 Wait. 338 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,136 Betty Cooper, are you hot for Agent Drake? 339 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,354 No. 340 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,271 But I did have a dream about her. 341 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,620 [chuckles] 342 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:40,885 And yeah, on paper, we're compatible. 343 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,104 Can I give you some advice? 344 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,370 A, don't go there with Drake, 345 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,068 and B, 346 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:50,939 talk to Archie. 347 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,378 Many of my relationships have ended sadly 348 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:59,078 because we didn't have the convos we needed to have, 349 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,558 or we had them too late. 350 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,169 Okay. 351 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,127 Thank you, Vee. 352 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,172 I appreciate it. 353 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,087 [indistinct chatter] 354 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,091 [Veronica] Drake? Hi. 355 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,918 - May we have a word? - Sure. What's up? 356 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,965 Look, Betty's going through a lot right now, 357 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:21,883 and you confessing your attraction to her, not cool. 358 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,364 So here's a thought. 359 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,148 Why don't you focus on your work, 360 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150 keep your libido to yourself, 361 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,935 and let my friend figure out her stuff. 362 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,415 Sound good? 363 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,373 Absolutely. 364 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,679 If you'll excuse me. 365 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:49,519 Well, that should take care of the, um, colic. 366 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,478 He's sleeping so soundly. 367 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,349 Thank you so much for coming, Heather. 368 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:56,396 - We were literally dying. - Not at all. 369 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,399 As I said to Cheryl when she called, I'm happy to help. 370 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,576 And as a registered midwife and night nurse, 371 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,969 I know a little something about crying babies. 372 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,189 And what you gave him was literally just... 373 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,149 Just a calming tonic that Heather concocted in the greenhouse. [echoes] 374 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,629 It must be the calming perfume I concocted in my greenhouse. 375 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,240 [Heather] With a spoonful of sugar. 376 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,589 Oldest trick in the bock. 377 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,940 Thank you. Thank you so so much. 378 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,072 Yeah. Thank you, Heather. 379 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,338 Basically, when I was in the Well, 380 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,210 TBK gave me a choice. 381 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,212 If I dismembered the body, 382 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,434 if I proved that we were kindred spirits, 383 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,088 then he would let me go. 384 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,481 And what did you do? 385 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,964 I did it. 386 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,400 [all exclaim in astonishment] 387 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,666 And it's haunted me every day since. 388 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,756 A devastating account from a formidable survivor. 389 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,804 Now, I'd like to open it up to questions from our audience. 390 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,981 Yes, you, with the Black Dahlia T-shirt. 391 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,811 First of all, I just wanna say you're so brave and amazing. 392 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,424 Did you have a question? 393 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,773 I just want to know, 394 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,906 why do serial killers wear masks? 395 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,997 Generally, masks can help a killer 396 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,782 disassociate from the violent act he's committing, 397 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,784 help eliminate any shame 398 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,786 that they might eventually feel. 399 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,005 Fascinating. 400 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,137 [phone ringing] 401 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,791 Looks like we have a caller. 402 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,275 [heavy breathing] 403 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,974 Hi. You're on with Alice and Betty Cooper. Live. 404 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,846 What's your question? 405 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,283 [man on phone] Tell us, pretty Betty, 406 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,372 why do you wear a mask? 407 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:47,463 I don't know what you're talking about. 408 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,073 I'm not wearing a mask. 409 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,250 [man on phone] Oh, Betty, don't lie. 410 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,208 You're wearing a mask right now. 411 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,558 A human mask. 412 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,734 But I've seen underneath it. 413 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,476 Your true face when you cut up that body, 414 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,696 and it was beautiful. 415 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,264 Ladies and gentlemen, 416 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,790 I believe we have TBK, the Trash Bag Killer himself on the line. 417 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,141 [TBK on phone] What is all this, Betty, 418 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,491 this convention you're putting on? 419 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,059 If you wanna share your side of the story, TBK, 420 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,149 why don't you join me on the stage if you're here? 421 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,760 [TBK on phone] This pathetic attempt to entrap me 422 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,023 is beneath you, Betty. 423 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,765 And if you did catch me, then what? 424 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,941 Would you lay down your sword, 425 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:34,510 move into a house with a white picket fence and a red door 426 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:40,168 with your handsome, all-American boyfriend in this sleepy, quiet town. 427 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,083 Do you think that's how this ends? 428 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:45,347 Maybe. Maybe it does. 429 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,088 [TBK on phone] No, Betty. 430 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:51,832 It ends with you and me and a kiss in the dark. 431 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,835 No. No, you're wrong. That's not how-- 432 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:55,792 [call disconnects] 433 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,283 One of the most important lessons 434 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,676 I can impart to you as a witch 435 00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,373 is to never cast a spell 436 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,332 when you're in an emotionally volatile state. 437 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,682 It always backfires. 438 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:16,987 Noted. 439 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,554 So, now do you wanna talk about 440 00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:19,816 what you're so churned up about? 441 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,646 Is it Toni's wedding? 442 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:24,691 In truth... 443 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,568 part of me was holding on to the idea that 444 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:36,267 Toni and I were fated to reunite. 445 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:39,836 Realizing otherwise was admittedly cutting, 446 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,142 but also, 447 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:47,017 I think it's... you. 448 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,760 It's plain as day that I'm drawn to you. 449 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,111 I don't wanna get hurt again. 450 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,159 I understand your apprehension. 451 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,164 But Cheryl, all I know is that we're getting a second chance. 452 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:06,123 Let's just have fun, 453 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,126 see what happens. 454 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:14,131 Well, there is Toni's bachelorette party. 455 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,655 Veronica invited the girls over 456 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,613 to get ready in one of her champagne suites. 457 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,964 We could possibly do that. 458 00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:27,710 In honor of this being one of Toni's final outings as a single woman, 459 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,582 the absinthe is flowing. 460 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,759 I had Katie Keane send us these chic dresses from Lacy's. 461 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,631 So ladies, dig in, drink up 462 00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:39,374 as you make tonight all about Toni Topaz. 463 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,419 [all cheering] 464 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:46,468 ♪ I want blackened, charred Mahi Mahi ♪ 465 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:50,472 ♪ It works so well With Isaac Mizrahi ♪ 466 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:54,476 ♪ I'll have soda and creme de menthe ♪ 467 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,219 ♪ Tastes so good with Oscar de la Renta ♪ 468 00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,962 ♪ The ginger mango Soy black bass ♪ 469 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:05,705 ♪ Compliments The beige Bill Blass ♪ 470 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:09,665 ♪ I will not touch A drop of red wine ♪ 471 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:13,190 [all] ♪ Don't wanna ruin The Calvin Klein ♪ 472 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,412 ♪ Chanel, Gaultier or Giorgio Armani ♪ 473 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:21,416 ♪ Moschino, Alia or Norma Kamali ♪ 474 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,159 ♪ Should I rock the Betsey Johnson? ♪ 475 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,728 ♪ Or stick with classic Comme des Garcon ♪ 476 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:33,167 ♪ No parachute Or Fiorucci ♪ 477 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,603 ♪ I'm with Prada 478 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,562 ♪ I'm with Gucci 479 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:40,174 ♪ When one goes shopping It's best to take care ♪ 480 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,873 ♪ As some of us know You are what you wear ♪ 481 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,269 ♪ Chanel, Gaultier or Giorgio Armani ♪ 482 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:51,272 ♪ Moschino, Alia or Norma Kamali ♪ 483 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:55,711 ♪ In a certain Kind of neighborhood 484 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,628 ♪ You might get away with Vivian Westwood 485 00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:03,545 ♪ But by von Furstenberg We swear ♪ 486 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,286 ♪ It's a wrap 487 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,853 ♪ You are what you wear 488 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,600 ♪ You are what you wear 489 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,688 [all cheering] 490 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,956 [cheering, whistling] 491 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,305 ♪ Hey, pretty girl 492 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,568 ♪ Do you wanna dance? 493 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,527 ♪ Do you wanna get lucky? 494 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,093 ♪ Well, this is your chance 495 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,182 ♪ The drinks are on me 496 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,402 ♪ Can I be frank? 497 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,579 ♪ I'm doing quite well At my investment bank ♪ 498 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,015 [dance music playing] 499 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,421 ♪ What do you do? 500 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,858 ♪ What do you do For a living?♪ 501 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,425 ♪ No, don't answer that 502 00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,732 ♪ I don't care I'm just kidding ♪ 503 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:03,605 ♪ You can ignore My friends at the bar ♪ 504 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:07,217 ♪ They're trying to score But they never get far ♪ 505 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,654 [music continues] 506 00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,975 ♪ That was some girl I forget her name ♪ 507 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,847 ♪ She thinks we're in love 508 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,023 ♪ Does she think I'm insane? 509 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,590 ♪ But don't mind that 510 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,766 ♪ We should follow our bliss 511 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,419 ♪ I know a great spot 512 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,596 ♪ It's called the abyss 513 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,641 ♪ Don't be nervous 514 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,730 ♪ Invite your friends 515 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:45,560 ♪ The night is young But it all depends ♪ 516 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,196 [cheering, whistling] 517 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,556 Betty, what are you doing? 518 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,080 This is part of my act. 519 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170 Dr. Curdle? 520 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:36,219 [all cheering] 521 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:39,092 [Heather] I thought we knew how to party in Greendale, 522 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,877 but you Riverdale girls really put us to shame. 523 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,229 You know, if you could spare a moment, 524 00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:48,797 I would really love to show you something. 525 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,673 Cheryl, it's... 526 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:57,588 It's us 527 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,026 from when we first met. 528 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,724 I painted it a while back. 529 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,857 It's breathtaking. 530 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:08,643 Thank you. 531 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,644 You know, 532 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:14,736 I had more fun tonight 533 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:18,914 than I've had in a really, really long time. 534 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:29,185 ♪ Oh, let me show you The light ♪ 535 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:35,452 ♪ You got me falling through Endless skies ♪ 536 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,630 ♪ And all my sins... 537 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,458 [Archie] I didn't hear you come in last night. 538 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,768 [chuckles] Seem like you guys had a lot of fun. 539 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:50,729 Yeah, a lot of dancing and drinking. 540 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,298 And I saw TBK. 541 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,430 Wait, what? 542 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:57,997 I'm fine. 543 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,912 He slipped away before I could get too close. 544 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,566 And what does this mean for the last day of the convention? 545 00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:05,918 Well, Kevin is bailing on his final performance 546 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:08,485 because I messed up his vision. 547 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,183 So, I'm actually gonna step in. 548 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,358 To perform? 549 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:16,711 It's the perfect opportunity to use myself as bait. 550 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,974 Once I start singing, he'll be drawn to me. 551 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,281 Agent Drake and Veronica are gonna lock all the doors 552 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,109 in and out of the casino. 553 00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:27,548 If TBK is there, he won't get away this time. 554 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:31,247 And I'm guessing if I tell you that this is crazy 555 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,597 and dangerous, 556 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,034 you're still gonna go through with it. 557 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,428 This is who I am, Arch. 558 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:41,214 This is what I do. 559 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,303 And you have to be okay with that. 560 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,221 Or not. 561 00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,876 But I have been thinking about what he said on the phone 562 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:56,751 yesterday about houses and picket fences. 563 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:02,975 And Toni getting married and our pregnancy scare and... 564 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:09,024 The truth is, Arch, I don't really know 565 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,026 if I want any of those things. 566 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,639 But I know that you do. 567 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,294 I do. 568 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:20,122 So is that a deal breaker, then? 569 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,691 Because I know it was for you and Veronica once. 570 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,085 Maybe we should talk about this tonight. 571 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,652 When you're home, after you've caught TBK. 572 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,350 I'll be at Pop's with the crew. 573 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,873 unless you want me at the casino. 574 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,483 I do. 575 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,486 But it might keep TBK away. 576 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,141 I'll be protected, though. 577 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,708 And whatever happens, I'll come back here 578 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:41,665 and I'll text you. 579 00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,846 [Betty] Archie and I had that talk that you suggested. 580 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:50,152 Okay, and? 581 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,590 And I don't know. 582 00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:55,592 I don't know. We'll just keep talking. 583 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:59,858 But I'm worried that we're just too different, Vee. 584 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,685 That I'm too dark for him. 585 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,036 Too dark? Betty... 586 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,342 By my count... 587 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:10,477 I've killed more people than you. 588 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,047 My husband and my father, both in cold blood. 589 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,613 - Geraldo accidently. - Okay. Yeah. 590 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,354 You don't need to go there, Vee. 591 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,313 Okay, my point is... 592 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:23,403 We're all dark in Riverdale, all right? 593 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,622 And Archie's a big boy. 594 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,537 You'd be surprised what he can handle. 595 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,148 And shouldn't it be his decision anyway? 596 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,412 [Agent Drake] Agent Cooper. 597 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,022 Veronica. 598 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,024 We have a situation on our hands in the office. 599 00:31:38,505 --> 00:31:39,549 [thuds] 600 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:40,986 He had that gun on him. 601 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:45,773 The Black Hood's. 602 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,123 My father's. 603 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,691 Will you sign it so I can complete my collection? 604 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,649 No! You psycho. 605 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,261 Do you know how many people he shot with that? 606 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,219 Killed with that gun? 607 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,004 Consider it confiscated. 608 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,701 And you're lucky we're not arresting you 609 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,746 for carrying a weapon without a permit. 610 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,661 Drake, can you please get him out of my sight? 611 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:05,967 I have a show to prepare for. 612 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,360 Of course. Come on. 613 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,119 [Veronica] I'm so sorry, Bee. 614 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:30,992 Me too. 615 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,995 I thought TBK would come, and that this would work. 616 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,432 Well, he should have been here. 617 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,869 Your song was worth risking the electric chair. 618 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:39,958 [chuckles softly] 619 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,830 We'll get him next time. 620 00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:45,920 Well, anything I can do to help, of course. 621 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,575 And let me know how round two goes with Archie. 622 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,055 I will, Vee. Thank you. 623 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:57,932 I should head out, too. 624 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,022 Get home safe. 625 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,024 Veronica was right, by the way. 626 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,374 You were incredible. 627 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,897 I gotta ask, though. 628 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,334 That... song. 629 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,466 Who were you singing about? 630 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,296 Archie or... TBK? 631 00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,518 Have a goodnight, Drake. 632 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,097 ♪ He doesn't sound all right 633 00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:36,014 ♪ His voice, a little thin 634 00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:40,192 ♪ Does he need someone 635 00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:44,544 ♪ The way that I need him? 636 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,764 ♪ Does everything he has 637 00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:52,378 ♪ Amount to enough? ♪ 638 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:55,207 ♪ Does he need someone 639 00:33:55,250 --> 00:34:01,256 ♪ To hold when it gets rough? 640 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:11,875 ♪ Am I someone He could linger on? ♪ 641 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:18,230 ♪ Or would he simply Move along? ♪ 642 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:26,803 ♪ Am I someone He would love more? ♪ 643 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:33,680 ♪ Would I be just The girl before? ♪ 644 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:41,122 ♪ A girl before 645 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,733 [footsteps, door opening] 646 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:48,347 ♪ A girl before 647 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:56,137 ♪ He looks at me sometimes 648 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:59,793 ♪ In a certain way 649 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:03,101 ♪ All the fears I have 650 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:07,148 ♪ Seem to fade away 651 00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:10,456 ♪ I know that I'm a fool 652 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:14,677 ♪ To think that this is real 653 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,854 ♪ I'm breaking every rule 654 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,378 [plastic wrapper crackling] 655 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:22,337 [breathing heavily] 656 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:24,122 After he killed the guard, [breath trembling] 657 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,949 he said he was gonna wait for you in the garage. 658 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:27,864 No, Betty. 659 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:28,822 No, Betty! 660 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,040 [tearfully] Don't go. 661 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:34,306 ♪ ...he could linger on? 662 00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:40,355 ♪ Or would he simply Move along? ♪ 663 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,751 Take off your mask. 664 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,187 Pretty Betty. 665 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,146 You brought a gun to our date. 666 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,843 I did. 667 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,366 It's my father's. 668 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,107 You're under arrest. 669 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,979 Get on your knees and take off your mask. 670 00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,765 Put yours on. 671 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:01,768 Stop denying who you truly are. 672 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,465 One of us. 673 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:07,730 an American psycho. 674 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:10,820 Do you know how many people have said that to me over the years? 675 00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:14,215 Including my father... 676 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:18,088 Who first started grooming me in this garage. 677 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,221 You have two options. 678 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,570 One... 679 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,833 You kill me with your father s gun. 680 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,487 Two... 681 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,751 You and I claim the victims waiting for us inside. 682 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,449 Your mother and brother. 683 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,755 We could dismember them together. 684 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:35,410 Why on earth would I do that? 685 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:38,544 Because we are soulmates. 686 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:39,893 You are... 687 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,070 deranged. 688 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:46,116 Put on that mask and you'll see. 689 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:52,949 As if putting on a mask makes you a killer. 690 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:57,737 ♪ A girl before 691 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,653 Do it. 692 00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:02,829 You want to. 693 00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:04,657 You're just like me. 694 00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:08,138 I'm nothing like you. 695 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,054 [gunshot] 696 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:14,623 [door closes] 697 00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:19,541 Baby, what... What happened? 698 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,021 - [duct tape rips] - I heard a gunshot. 699 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,022 Yeah. 700 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:25,286 TBK's dead. 701 00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:27,332 Are you sure? 702 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,421 Yeah. 703 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,172 Is it really over? 704 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,479 I hope so. 705 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,182 [muffled speech, breath trembling] 706 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,620 Your nephew and Miss Tate 707 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,579 are proving to be formidable adversaries. 708 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,581 And now that the workers have established tethers, 709 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,323 it'll be difficult to reassert control over their minds. 710 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,194 You want me to call in some guys? 711 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,066 To show some old-school union busting 712 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,373 like they did back in Matewan and Harlan County? 713 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,592 No, Frank. 714 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:13,116 I want to go even more old-school than that. 715 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,510 If the citizens of Riverdale 716 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:17,251 wish to stand united against me, 717 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,427 then the price they'll pay for their defiance 718 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:22,735 will be truly biblical. 719 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,519 [Archie] And then what happened? 720 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:25,781 And then, I shot him. 721 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:28,654 With that gun. 722 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:35,095 The same gun my dad used to shoot your dad. 723 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:38,185 I think everything that I've been feeling lately 724 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,883 distills down to this. 725 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:44,234 I fear that whatever was inside my dad, 726 00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:48,326 whatever drove him to hurt people, 727 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,633 including your dad... 728 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,725 that it's inside me, too. 729 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:02,122 I'm afraid that one day I might not be able to... 730 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:05,386 resist it. 731 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,785 And that you'll be a victim to that darkness. 732 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,744 Or, at least fearful of it. 733 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,488 I'm afraid that you'll look at me one day and... 734 00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:26,102 decide you won't wanna be with me because of who I am. 735 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:29,367 Who I've always been. 736 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,933 That's not gonna happen, Betty. 737 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,849 Well, you don't know that. 738 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:35,242 But I do. 739 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,724 You may not trust yourself, Betty. 740 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:41,335 But I trust you. 741 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:43,816 With my life. 742 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,473 Your dad didn't make you a killer. 743 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,388 TBK didn't make you a killer. 744 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,129 Didn't they? 745 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,394 Do you remember that time... 746 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,353 we found that baby bird? 747 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:03,488 It had fallen from a tree and I had no clue what to do. 748 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:06,142 And you ran into the house, grabbed a shoebox, 749 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,755 made a nest out of newspaper? 750 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:10,669 [chuckles] 751 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,498 We looked after him. 752 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,022 We took turns until he was strong enough to fly. 753 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:28,817 I hadn't remembered that until now. 754 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,602 All you see is the darkness. 755 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:34,780 All I see is someone who, despite everything 756 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:35,781 that's happened to her... 757 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:37,957 fought. 758 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,612 And you're still fighting. 759 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:43,484 And the fact that you're even worried 760 00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,660 about hurting me or anyone else, 761 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:47,357 that shows what's in your heart. 762 00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:51,927 Do you believe that? 763 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,322 Do you believe me? 764 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,497 [whispers] I think I do. 765 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,414 I love you, Betty. 766 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,549 I love you too, Archie.