1 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:05,831 [Jughead] The signs when they began were easily explained. 2 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,268 [croaking] 3 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:10,184 Frogs escaping from the biology lab. 4 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:13,056 [croaking] 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,798 -[buzzing] -And swarming flies. 6 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,105 [buzzing] 7 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:21,673 And children sent home from school for having lice in their hair. 8 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:28,028 So despite these omens and portents, daily life continued. 9 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,640 What can I do for you, Toni? 10 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:35,078 Okay, I know it's super short notice, 11 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,515 but Fangs and I set a date for the wedding. 12 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,256 Really? 13 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,215 -Congratulations! -Thanks! 14 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,173 We're really excited. 15 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:44,392 And let me guess, you wanna book one of our champagne suites, 16 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,436 for the big night? 17 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:49,179 Actually, we were kind of hoping 18 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:55,794 that you could help organize and facilitate the wedding. 19 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:59,668 Oh. Like in a party planner kind of way? 20 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:03,672 I know it's super last minute, but we need a miracle worker. 21 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:06,109 And you're literally the only person I know that could pull this off. 22 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,069 Absolutely. 23 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:11,941 I'd be honored to plan your party. 24 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:14,900 [Archie] Fangs asked me to be a groomsman at his wedding. 25 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:17,338 I said, "I'm in, as long as I don't have to give a speech 26 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,688 -or plan a bachelor party." -[chuckles] 27 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:22,952 I can't believe it. 28 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,694 I'd understand it if you wanted to take a pass. 29 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,697 No, Archie, I'm really happy for Toni and Fangs. 30 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,048 And I would love to get dressed up 31 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,834 and do something fun after SlaughterCon. 32 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:38,010 Yeah. A wedding would be a good thing 33 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,926 for everyone in the town. 34 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,668 We need something good to talk about, to celebrate. 35 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:44,626 Mm. 36 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,152 [typing] 37 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,765 Jughead, this is really cool. 38 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,898 But also really creepy. 39 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,944 I feel like I'm gonna have nightmares about La Llorona now. 40 00:01:58,988 --> 00:01:59,989 Sorry. 41 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:01,686 No. No, no, no, I love it. 42 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,558 But, um, 43 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:06,648 where is this sudden burst of creativity coming from? 44 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,172 You know those voices that I've been hearing in my head? 45 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,043 I just started riffing off them. 46 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:14,308 And get this, the more I write, the more the voices subside. 47 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:17,311 Well, that's a relief. 48 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:22,577 Does that mean you can come out of the bunker? 49 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,362 Maybe go to Toni and Fangs' wedding? 50 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:26,842 Uh... 51 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,584 I just-- 52 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,368 I don't know if I'm ready yet. 53 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,370 When I go back up there, the voices come back 54 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:36,895 and it's that same cacophony again. 55 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,984 But I don't want you to go dateless to the wedding. 56 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,726 No, no, no, no. Don't worry about that. 57 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,684 I just... 58 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,034 want you to get better. 59 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:50,518 I want you to be okay. 60 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:54,435 I am. I think I'm finally recovering. 61 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:58,047 [sighs in relief] Then that's all that matters. 62 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:09,189 [Jughead] Little did any of us know that frogs, flies and lice 63 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:13,280 were mere preludes to Percival's symphony of Biblical horrors. 64 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:21,810 [chanting in other language] 65 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,988 [repeating chant] 66 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,859 [repeating chant] 67 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,257 [Veronica] I'm glad Jughead's doing better. 68 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,737 Me, too. [sighs] 69 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,739 Not enough to rejoin society, 70 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,263 but baby steps. 71 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,351 [Veronica] Hmm. 72 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,312 How are you doing? 73 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,228 Am I getting the sense 74 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,969 that you are slightly less enthused about Toni's wedding 75 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,102 than you were about SlaughterCon? 76 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,973 [chuckles] 77 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:57,193 It's... It's not the wedding. 78 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,064 I'm thrilled for Toni and Fangs. 79 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,153 But... 80 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,244 [exhales sharply] 81 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,377 I used to be the she-wolf of Wall Street, Tabitha, 82 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:11,599 and now somehow I'm a glorified party planner. 83 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:15,167 And instead of living in New York, I'm here in Riverdale 84 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:16,734 with no social life, 85 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:17,996 no lover... 86 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,434 Nothing. 87 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:24,786 How did this happen? 88 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,701 Listen... [scoffs] 89 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,877 According to my five-year plan, I should have franchised Pop's 90 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,227 and taken it national by now. 91 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,709 But you are a lot more than a party planner. 92 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:38,408 And we all know that when you set your mind to something, 93 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:41,019 there's nothing you can't do. 94 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,413 Except find a day for this wedding. 95 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,720 [both chuckle] 96 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:51,987 God, I just miss sharing my heart with someone. 97 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,946 My love. 98 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:55,904 -[intercom buzzes] -[manover intercom] Uh, Ms. Lodge, 99 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,471 we've got a problem. 100 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,211 There's something wrong with the plumbing. 101 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,694 [Jughead] And it wasn't just at the casino. 102 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,174 [eerie music playing] 103 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,354 It was happening all over town. 104 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,401 [Toni] What is that, rust? 105 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,967 I don't know. 106 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,360 Something must be messed up with the pipes. 107 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,970 [knocking at door] 108 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,537 [Toni] Well, Kevin, 109 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:23,714 what's so important you couldn't call or text? 110 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:26,413 I just wanted to come and tell you in person 111 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,111 that I'm not gonna fight for custody of Baby Anthony anymore. 112 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,896 I'm dropping the case. 113 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,158 What made you change your mind? 114 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,338 You're his mother, Toni. 115 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,688 And you're his father, his real father, Fangs. 116 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,429 Not me. 117 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,693 I just don't wanna cause your Baby Anthony anymore distress 118 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,957 than I already have. So just please forgive me. 119 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,567 [cell phone ringing] 120 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,264 What do you want, Percival? 121 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:55,746 I want you to call off this ill-advised strike. 122 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,401 Your crew must be feeling the pinch by now. 123 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,185 End their torment, Archie. 124 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,274 Let them get back to work on my railroad. 125 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,407 It's not up to me. 126 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,104 The crew's holding firm, it's their choice. 127 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:10,979 See, Archie, even now, you refuse to see the signs. 128 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,373 Reptiles and insects are swarming. 129 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,332 It always starts with God's lowliest creatures. 130 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,160 What are you even talking about? 131 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,945 You have no idea what forces are at play here, do you? 132 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,252 Oh, well, you will, soon. 133 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:26,298 And then, your crew will be begging to get back to work for me. 134 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:31,216 In the meantime, might I suggest you tune in to the news? 135 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,131 [reporter] We repeat, somehow, overnight, 136 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,830 Sweetwater River has turned blood red. 137 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:40,661 Scientists are at a loss to explain this stunning, dare I say, apocalyptic event. 138 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,054 [Archie] It's weird. Percival basically insinuated 139 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,709 that he was responsible for what happened at Sweetwater River. 140 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,972 How could that be possible? 141 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,844 He's got the power of persuasion, yes. 142 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:53,456 And other parlor tricks, but turning an entire river red 143 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,590 would mean he's a sorcerer of tremendous ability and skill. 144 00:06:56,633 --> 00:07:01,464 Well, he also said there are other signs and forces at play. 145 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:02,857 -What signs? -[Archie] I don't know. 146 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,729 Something about insects and snakes. 147 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,252 But the call was a threat. 148 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:10,168 Playing devil's advocate, which is what I do best, 149 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:13,258 I suggest we deal with our personal situation 150 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,043 immediately and decisively. 151 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,131 How? 152 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,698 Simple, we kill him. 153 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,136 I'll do the deed myself with my pyrokinesis. 154 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,662 [exhales] Oh, my God. Guys, we've all thought about it. 155 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,490 And if we kill Percival, 156 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,927 the battle between good and evil will already be lost. 157 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,451 [scoffs] 158 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,061 Look, Percival wants to break the strike. 159 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,324 Only, instead of bringing in gun thugs, 160 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,935 he's using scare tactics and intimidation. 161 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,502 So, then, we need to stay strong. 162 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,286 We have a meeting with the workers tomorrow. 163 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,897 We'll make sure that they feel supported. 164 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,247 That said, until we know more, 165 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,815 should we maybe tell Toni to wait a beat on her wedding? 166 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,079 No. A wedding will remind everyone in Riverdale what they're fighting for. 167 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,168 A better tomorrow for our families. 168 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,083 Percival's trying to divide the town. 169 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,346 Toni and Fangs will help bring it together. 170 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,004 -[water splashing] -[footsteps approaching] 171 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,533 [eerie music playing] 172 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,203 [music intensifies] 173 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,780 [Jughead] I didn't sleep well last night, vivid nightmares. 174 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,564 And now something's missing. 175 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,914 The ghost story I wrote about La Llorona. 176 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,613 Could someone have snuck into the bunker and stolen it? 177 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,658 [eerie whispers] 178 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,531 The strike is breaking us. 179 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,359 Some of us heard that Percival might be open 180 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,318 to renegotiating our contracts and salary. 181 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,929 No, guys, look, under no circumstances 182 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,149 can we go back to work for Percival now. 183 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,368 We've gotta keep thinking long term. 184 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,414 We're gaining momentum. 185 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,808 And, Percival, he's a snake. 186 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:11,768 We are fighting for the future. 187 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,249 You guys just need to hang on a little bit longer. 188 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,556 Can you do that? 189 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,565 Agent Lin, would you do me a favor 190 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,218 and get me a few Bibles? 191 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,134 And any other religious books you can track down. 192 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,137 Basically holy texts that mention... 193 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,879 plagues, curses, revelations. 194 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:39,361 Sure... I didn't realize you are a religious person. 195 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:42,712 I'm not, uh, but it's research for a possible case. 196 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,409 Hopefully, I'm wrong, and it's nothing. 197 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,414 Do you think it's crazy, that we're planning a wedding 198 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,982 while the sword of Damocles hangs over all of us? 199 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:55,638 We are fighting a battle on multiple fronts, 200 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,074 but it's just as important 201 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,555 for life to continue during wartime. 202 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,297 Because otherwise, what are we fighting for? 203 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,648 Good question. 204 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,084 You're fighting for Jughead 205 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,609 -and your family business. -Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,133 Betty and Archie are fighting for each other. 207 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,310 Toni and Fangs are fighting for Anthony. 208 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,747 What exactly am I fighting for? 209 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,359 Trust me, there's something. 210 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,667 There's a reason you stayed in Riverdale. 211 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,888 [Cheryl] That was Toni. 212 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,194 Something wrong? 213 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,677 She... 214 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,984 asked me to officiate her and Fangs' wedding. 215 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,030 And what did you say? 216 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:41,858 I said yes. 217 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,470 That was a really nice thing to do. 218 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,086 You know what, Heather? 219 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,568 It is nice. 220 00:10:56,612 --> 00:11:00,007 And I am going to give Toni the best wedding gift ever. 221 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,314 Which is what? 222 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,186 I'm going to kill Percival for her. 223 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,320 [chanting in other language] 224 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,977 [repeating chant] 225 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,764 [repeating chant] 226 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,245 [woman] Oh, my God! 227 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,291 [buzzing] 228 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,945 What the hell happened to the food? 229 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,382 I don't understand. 230 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,427 Me neither. 231 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,778 Ten minutes ago, the spread was to die for. 232 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,345 Rotting meat? Spoiled food? 233 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,086 That's... Percival. 234 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,610 I don't believe this. We're gonna have to cancel. 235 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,177 The dinner's in a few hours. 236 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,005 No, no, Toni. 237 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,225 I said I would make this wedding happen for you, 238 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,748 and that includes the rehearsal dinner. 239 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,619 Leave everything to me. 240 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,404 They don't call Veronica Lodge a miracle worker for nothing. 241 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,666 [typewriter keys clacking] 242 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,371 [sniffs] 243 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,592 That smell. Is that a Pops' cheeseburger? 244 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,856 What? It can't be. 245 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,167 -[chair scrapes] -Okay. 246 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,125 This is weird. 247 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,044 I mean, I shouldn't touch it. 248 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,788 And I definitely shouldn't eat it. 249 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,009 And yet... 250 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,841 [sniffing] 251 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,289 Are you certain this will work? 252 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,813 [Heather] According to the incantation from the Maleficarum, 253 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,382 you should be able to project your powers elsewhere, 254 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,777 across town even, onto Percival, 255 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,083 as long as you focus on his puppet. 256 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,128 Okay. 257 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,176 [both] "Fire of brim and fire of stone, 258 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,526 accept this doll in place of bone. 259 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,702 And as the fire burns and quickens, 260 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,617 may death become old Percival Pickens." 261 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,796 [sizzling] 262 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:21,888 [screams] 263 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:23,846 [groans] 264 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,504 [straining] 265 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,766 Blossom. 266 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,465 [groans] 267 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,337 [breathing heavily] 268 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,208 [chanting in other language] 269 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,439 Is that it? 270 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,049 Did it work? 271 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,922 I... I'm not sure. Something doesn't seem right. 272 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,924 -[Nana screams] -Nana? 273 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,969 [screaming] 274 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,972 [screams] 275 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021 [indistinct chatter] 276 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,677 [glass clinking] 277 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,376 I'd like to propose a toast. 278 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:19,467 Originally, this dinner was going to be at the Babylonium. 279 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,035 Then I realized that when your bride 280 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:27,083 is as elegant and classy as Antoinette Topaz, 281 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,912 she elevates everything to five stars. 282 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,958 [all] Aww! 283 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:35,091 Moreover, the venue isn't nearly as important 284 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,572 as the people who are there celebrating with you. 285 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,926 [exhales] 286 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,016 So, a toast to you, Toni, 287 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,453 and a toast to all of us 288 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:53,849 for coming together in the face of unprecedented adversity. 289 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,764 -[piano playing] -But most especially... 290 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420 to us single girls. 291 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:03,728 ♪ Here's to the ladies who lunch♪ 292 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,382 ♪ Everybody laugh♪ 293 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:14,348 ♪ Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch♪ 294 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,045 ♪ On their own behalf ♪ 295 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,351 [jazz music playing] 296 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,228 ♪ And here's to the girls who play wife ♪ 297 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,361 ♪ Aren't they too much? 298 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:33,019 ♪ Keeping house but clutching a copy of Life ♪ 299 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,934 ♪ Just to keep in touch♪ 300 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,983 ♪ And here's to the girls who just watch♪ 301 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,942 ♪ Aren't they the best?♪ 302 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:48,860 ♪ When they get depressed It's a bottle of Scotch♪ 303 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,558 ♪ Plus a little jest♪ 304 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,957 ♪ Another chance to disapprove♪ 305 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,830 ♪ Another brilliant singer♪ 306 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,747 ♪ Another reason not to move♪ 307 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,532 ♪ Another vodka stinger♪ 308 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:12,884 -♪ I'll... -[glassshatters] 309 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,408 ♪ Drink to that 310 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,196 ♪ So here's to the girls on the go♪ 311 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,285 ♪ Everybody tries♪ 312 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:28,117 ♪ Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know♪ 313 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:32,861 ♪ Everybody dies♪ 314 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:36,778 ♪ A toast to that invincible bunch♪ 315 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,651 ♪ The dinosaurs surviving the crunch♪ 316 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,872 ♪ Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch ♪ 317 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:48,616 ♪ Everybody rise 318 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:52,402 ♪ Rise♪ 319 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,187 ♪ Rise♪ 320 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,058 ♪ Rise♪ 321 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,973 ♪ Rise♪ 322 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,670 ♪ Rise♪ 323 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,063 ♪ Rise♪ 324 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,413 ♪ Rise♪ 325 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,721 ♪ Rise♪ 326 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,766 [all applauding] 327 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,993 That was quite the performance, V. 328 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,821 Thanks, B. 329 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:23,129 I did Companyat Barnard, 330 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:26,436 and I've been waiting for the perfect moment to deploy a little Sondheim. 331 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,699 Yeah. 332 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,919 So listen, V. 333 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:34,792 Do you have a date for the wedding tomorrow? 334 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,753 For the first time in, well, ever, 335 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,624 Veronica Lodge is going stag. 336 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,236 Well, in that case... 337 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,760 do you want to come with me and Archie? 338 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,588 You mean, like when the three of us 339 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,721 went to the back-to-school dance together, sophomore year? 340 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,854 That was iconic. 341 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,725 I mean, we were pretty badass, huh? 342 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,988 Oh, completely. 343 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,208 But I couldn't do that to you and Archie. 344 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,472 Though I am moved by the gesture. 345 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:08,957 But thanks for reminding me of what I'm fighting for 346 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,306 in this wicked little town. 347 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,092 My friends. 348 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,747 B and V forever? 349 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,576 B and V forever. 350 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,058 Guys. 351 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,842 We just got a crazy text from Cheryl. 352 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,280 [Cheryl] It was awful. 353 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,412 My nana was engulfed in flames. 354 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,154 Heather is rubbing a healing salve all over her body even as we speak. 355 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,982 Okay, but I don't understand. 356 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,679 You were trying to burn Percival, 357 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,726 but Nana Rose caught on fire instead. 358 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,946 Yes. Heather thinks he used a counter spell 359 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,340 to redirect the attack on to Nana. 360 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,300 Which means his powers do extend 361 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,693 beyond mind control and psychological attacks. 362 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:53,480 Small potatoes, but we think he may have corrupted 363 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,135 the first iteration of Toni's rehearsal dinner. 364 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,485 Corruption, it's another plague 365 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:02,184 like rivers running blood red, and flies, and frogs. 366 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,622 So, Percival's calling plagues down upon us? 367 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,450 Fine, whatever. 368 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,365 But how are we supposed to protect ourselves against that? 369 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,717 We call the strike off 370 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,719 before God knows what else happens. 371 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,244 That's why Percival's bringing the hammer down on us, 372 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,289 on everyone, to get us back to work. 373 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,552 Yes, building his ghost train, 374 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,815 which would doom us all. 375 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,557 The very definition of a lose-lose situation. 376 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,255 Well, this will just be a stopgap, 377 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,127 a counter move to get Percival to ease off. 378 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,434 We'll build his railway, but slowly. 379 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,132 It'll give us enough time to find a more permanent solution. 380 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,267 God, I wish there was a person on the inside who we could trust, 381 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,183 who could just tell us what Percival was doing in his shop. 382 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,227 [Veronica] Wait. 383 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,707 Toni told me that Kevin 384 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,926 is dropping his custody claim on Anthony, 385 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,146 and he's moving out of the Babylonium, 386 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,279 which makes me think... 387 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,543 maybe he's not team Percival all the way anymore. 388 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,022 Well, I can talk to Kevin. 389 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,329 Maybe he can help us. 390 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,548 [typewriter keys clacking] 391 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:07,380 Damn, I probably shouldn't have eaten that food. 392 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,251 [sighs] 393 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,818 -[stomach rumbling] -Oh. 394 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,690 God, no, I definitely shouldn't have. 395 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,956 [retching] 396 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,097 I actually thought that Percival was making this town better, 397 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,055 that he had something to offer me. 398 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,144 But he was just telling me what I wanted to hear, 399 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,930 and I listened, and I went along with it like a fool. 400 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,672 You weren't the only one, Kev. 401 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:42,415 And it's not too late for you to help us stop Percival, okay? 402 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,025 So what can you tell me about him? 403 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,810 He's... 404 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:51,162 some kind of magic man. I've seen him performing spells. 405 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,077 Yeah, we suspected as much. 406 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,994 Is there anything else? 407 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,693 He's got this little black book full of secrets 408 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:04,045 that he's always writing in, like a journal, a diary, or something. 409 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,743 -Kev, I hate to ask... -You want me to try to steal it, 410 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:07,788 don't you? 411 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,007 [inhales] 412 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,880 Okay, Betty, yeah, I'll try. 413 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,013 Where are you guys going? 414 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,798 Oh, we're just gonna play a little pickup outside. 415 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:18,799 Get the blood pumping. 416 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,191 Why? What's up, Archie? 417 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,368 Look, guys, with your permission, 418 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,066 I'd like to meet up with Percival, and negotiate the best possible terms 419 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,328 for you that I can. 420 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,330 To return to work? 421 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:31,159 -Why? -Because who knows how long this strike will drag on. 422 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,509 And my sense is things are going to get worse, 423 00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,337 a lot worse, before they start getting better. 424 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:39,689 Yeah, but we heard you before, and we're here for it. 425 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:43,389 We want to do what's right, but don't you waver, man. 426 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,955 You guys all feel like this? 427 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:46,914 [all agree] 428 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,742 [chuckles] 429 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,700 All right, screw it. We stand together. 430 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,138 [man] All right! Whoo! 431 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,666 [sinister instrumental music playing] 432 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,334 [humming] 433 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,166 [chanting in other language] 434 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,349 [players chatting] 435 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,224 -[man 1] Archie! -[man 2 groans] 436 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,531 [bubbling] 437 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,750 -[all groaning] -Guys, what the hell is happening? 438 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,058 [groaning] 439 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,410 [door opens] 440 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,194 What the hell are you playing at? 441 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:53,981 I did warn you, Mr. Andrews. 442 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,202 Take away the boils. 443 00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,465 I'll get the crew back to work. 444 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,684 No. Too soon for that. 445 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,991 They haven't learned their lessons yet. 446 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:08,517 But if you wanted to ease your workers' symptoms... 447 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,432 you could start work for me immediately. 448 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,045 And you'll stop hurting my crew? 449 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:19,398 If you keep working and a certain threshold of progress is met, 450 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,444 the workers' boils and pain will subside... 451 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,576 [softly] ...eventually. 452 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,583 [ghostly murmuring] 453 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,975 [grunts softly] 454 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,847 [ghostly murmuring] 455 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,110 Sweet Forsyth. 456 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,286 Cheryl. 457 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,332 What ails you? 458 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,204 I don't know. 459 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,466 [groans softly] 460 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,382 Mayhap, I can relieve you. 461 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,428 [gasps] 462 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,258 [breathing heavily] 463 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,525 [Jughead] And how much did you want to bet 464 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,310 that another one of my stories was now gone, too? 465 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,181 -[door opens] -[bell dinging] 466 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,445 [door closes] 467 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:17,151 [objects clattering] 468 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,066 [Percival] Kevin, what are you doing? 469 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:21,460 Oh, uh, I'm just... 470 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,636 looking for you. 471 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,377 I was out picking up delivery. 472 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:28,379 What's all this? 473 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:34,255 Uh, I'm just feeling adrift, I guess. 474 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:36,605 All this stuff with Toni and Fangs getting married 475 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,085 just made me feel... 476 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,653 lonely, unwanted... 477 00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:41,915 Oh, Kevin. 478 00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,049 You and your self-esteem, eh? 479 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,490 Well, I've got something that will distract you, if not cheer you up. 480 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,927 Come and help me unpack some of the glorious new treasures 481 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,406 -that I've acquired. -[sighs] 482 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,758 [telephone ringing] 483 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:10,552 [man] I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet-colored beast, 484 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,162 full of blasphemy. 485 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,209 And that woman was Babylon the Great, 486 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:18,734 mother of all destruction and abomination. 487 00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:21,781 You are that woman, Betty. 488 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,793 [Jughead] And lo, it came to pass 489 00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:36,796 on the third day, while Archie Andrews worked the railway 490 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,973 -to spare his crew anymore suffering... -[grunting] 491 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,584 ...and Veronica Lodge worked the phones, trying to rustle up 492 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:46,066 an appropriate date for Toni's wedding... 493 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,199 and Toni and Fangs worked on their wedding vows... 494 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:56,293 a terrible darkness fell over the town of Riverdale... 495 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,774 in the middle of the day. 496 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,820 [suspenseful music playing] 497 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,868 [panting] 498 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:15,965 And now, surprise eclipses are happening in Riverdale. 499 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,401 Archie's working the railway, 500 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,838 and the plagues are still coming. 501 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,753 So clearly, Percival has another agenda. 502 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,755 Percival is getting ready for war, 503 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,800 -Betty. -What does that mean? 504 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,629 He just received a shipment of weaponry. 505 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,326 Crossbows from the Crusades, 506 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,328 uh, sabers from the Civil War, 507 00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,504 torture racks from the Spanish Inquisition, 508 00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:35,637 a stockade for the Harlot of Babylon, 509 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,465 swords and shields from ancient Saxony. 510 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:40,990 Hold on. Go, go back to the... The stockade part? 511 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,166 Yeah, it's a torture device. 512 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,907 Kept rambling about how he wants 513 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:47,780 to put the Harlot of Babylon exactly where she belongs. 514 00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:51,479 On display for when the walls come tumbling down. 515 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,698 [bell dinging] 516 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,788 Ms. Cooper. 517 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,616 Always a pleasure to have visitors in my shop. 518 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,226 You want to imprison me, right? 519 00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:01,228 [door closes] 520 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,710 Do you want to put me in that stockade? Will that satisfy you? 521 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,102 And why on Earth would I want that? 522 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:13,196 I had a-- a flash. 523 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,809 A memory, a dream. I don't know what it was. 524 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:20,247 A man calling me the Harlot of Babylon, 525 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:24,686 and asking me to join his side in a coming war. 526 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,862 I didn't understand it. I still don't understand it. 527 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:30,605 But yours is the only war that I'm aware of, currently. 528 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,086 So if you want Riverdale's harlot on display, 529 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:35,436 I guess that would be me. 530 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,917 So put me in your stockade, Percival, 531 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,441 if that will finally stop the plagues. 532 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:45,402 [chuckling] Now I understand. 533 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,144 Mr. Keller has betrayed me. 534 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,581 But no, Ms. Cooper, it's not you that I want. 535 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:53,454 At least, not only you. 536 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,673 Then what? 537 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:58,720 Well, I would have thought that was rather obvious. 538 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,245 [Toni] He wants Baby Anthony? 539 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,986 Over my dead body. 540 00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:05,771 Well, of course we're not going to give him Baby Anthony. 541 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:08,991 What? Does he want Anthony for some crazy occult ritual? 542 00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:11,124 Hmm, probably. 543 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,603 If that man comes near my child, I'm going to rip his larynx out. 544 00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:14,780 Time is not on our side. 545 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:17,347 Percival's threatened to call down more plagues 546 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:20,002 if we don't hand over Baby Anthony by sundown. 547 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,787 I'm almost afraid to ask, 548 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:24,354 but which plagues are left? 549 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:28,228 Earthquakes, fire from the sky, pestilence, 550 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:30,099 hail, and... 551 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:31,535 death of the firstborn. 552 00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:33,276 Oh, my, God. 553 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,974 And Baby Anthony is not the only thing that he wants. 554 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:38,499 He wants to put me in the Harlot of Babylon's stockade. 555 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:40,631 Stockade? 556 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:44,984 What? 557 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,594 Check the Maleficarum, page 352. 558 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,427 Is this what you're talking about? 559 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:54,820 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's it. 560 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:57,083 Okay, that's good news. 561 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:59,476 This is the Stockade of Legarius. 562 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,217 According to the Maleficarum, 563 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:04,003 the Stockade of Legarius is practically inescapable. 564 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:05,744 It renders its prisoners powerless. 565 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,180 Would that include Percival? 566 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,616 Sure, if we can get him into it. 567 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,574 Turning his torture device against him. 568 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:11,575 I'm down with that. 569 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:12,838 Agreed, but how? 570 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:15,841 With a tactic my father favored. 571 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,060 A good old-fashioned raid. 572 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,280 Percival's just hanging out in his shop, happily polishing his antiques, 573 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,021 waiting for me to deliver Baby Anthony. 574 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,849 Well, if we move fast enough, 575 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:27,026 like, right now, we might be able to catch him by surprise. 576 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,071 [Kevin] I'm so in, but... 577 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:30,812 Won't he see us coming from a mile away? 578 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,902 Not necessarily. 579 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,252 Who are you? 580 00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:40,126 What are you? 581 00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,997 What do you want from me? 582 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:45,087 Why are you stealing my work? 583 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:47,611 Oh. 584 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,830 What? No answer? 585 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,571 [bottle clattering] 586 00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:17,032 [whirring] 587 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,818 [bell dinging] 588 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,471 Oh. 589 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,778 Back. 590 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,475 Sooner than I expected. 591 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,044 [gasps] 592 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:32,091 And what does the Harlot have in her arms? 593 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,180 [sighs] I brought what you wanted. 594 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,834 Very good, Betty. 595 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,139 Now, may I see the baby? 596 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:39,576 Of course. 597 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,849 You're a fool, Miss Cooper. 598 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,634 Coming here, 599 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:56,767 all alone, with your dime-store trickery. 600 00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:00,293 Yeah, except I'm not alone. 601 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:01,990 Guys. 602 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,605 -Oh! -You're under arrest, Percival. 603 00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:11,217 Nighty night, Percy. 604 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,443 [panting] 605 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:21,531 -[Jughead] And lo, it came to pass... -[clanging] 606 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,751 ...that Percival was captured. 607 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:25,187 And with his capture... 608 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:27,407 [clangs] 609 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,409 ...the sun returned. 610 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,110 The plagues had ended... 611 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,156 the chain was broken. 612 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,854 The mad monk was in his dungeon. 613 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,076 What do you think of your new accommodations? 614 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:47,253 Rest assured, my vault is the most secure room in this building. 615 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,256 Now, if you'll excuse me, 616 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,823 I don't want to be late for the event of the season. 617 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,350 TTFN! 618 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:58,917 [door closes] 619 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,964 [Fogarty] We wanted to talk to you, Kevin. 620 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:05,793 What you've done over the past few days isn't lost on us. 621 00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:08,404 Releasing custody of Baby Anthony, 622 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:11,146 helping us catch Percival. 623 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,974 So we've talked it over, 624 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,237 and we'd like to invite you to the wedding. 625 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,066 Really? 626 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,981 You guys, I-- I don't know what to say. 627 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,461 Can... Moose come? 628 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,811 [chuckles] Yes, yes. 629 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,510 ["Here Comes the Bride" plays] 630 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,732 [Cheryl] Dearly beloved, 631 00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:33,952 we are gathered here today for the wedding of Fangs Fogarty 632 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:38,260 and my dearest friend Antoinette Topaz, 633 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,871 to celebrate and bear witness to their union as a couple 634 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:44,266 with Baby Anthony present as a family. 635 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,920 Fangs, What say you? 636 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,922 Mm-hmm. [clears throat] 637 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:52,927 Toni... 638 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:59,151 "If you had told me while we were being initiated into the Serpents 639 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,805 that we'd one day be getting married, 640 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,156 -I probably would have laughed." [chuckles] -[chuckles] 641 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:08,073 [pages rustling] 642 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:12,816 But believe me when I say to you today, 643 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:17,386 I love you, Toni. 644 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,737 And I love our family. 645 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:22,304 [softly] It's us against the world. 646 00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:24,350 [romantic instrumental music playing] 647 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:27,918 [softly] Toni? 648 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,185 Fangs, 649 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,710 getting married here today is just 650 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:39,930 the next step in our wild 651 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:43,369 and unexpected journey together. 652 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,066 I love how unconventional, 653 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:48,548 surprising, and beautiful our relationship is. 654 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,247 You're an amazing father, 655 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:56,425 and you make Baby Anthony and I, very, very proud. 656 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:59,646 I'm so excited about the memories we're going to make with Anthony. 657 00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:03,215 Till death do us part. 658 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:09,134 [Scatting to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] 659 00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,179 [insect trilling and buzzing] 660 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,619 Oh, good, you found me. 661 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,274 Now, where are the others? 662 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:20,406 [insects trilling] 663 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:26,499 Well, now it's a party. 664 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:31,112 Now, by the power vested in me, under the watchful eye of Hecate, 665 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,680 I declare you husband and wife. 666 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:35,551 You may share your first wedded kiss. 667 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,726 [giggles] 668 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,772 [all applaud and cheer] 669 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:42,906 Yeah! 670 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:50,088 [upbeat music playing] 671 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,964 ♪ I wrote a song six years ago ♪ 672 00:34:57,007 --> 00:35:01,011 ♪ While playing in a wedding band ♪ 673 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:07,148 ♪ The word got out And suddenly the band and I are in demand ♪ 674 00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:10,195 ♪ And now couples all over Jersey ♪ 675 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,372 ♪ Hire me to ensure their wedding bliss ♪ 676 00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,591 ♪ All because of the tune I wrote ♪ 677 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:19,943 ♪ That tune goes like this 678 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:26,036 ♪ Oh, when it's your wedding day and my music starts to play ♪ 679 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:32,347 ♪ I can guarantee that love will find you ♪ 680 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:35,481 ♪ Yeah, when it's your wedding day ♪ 681 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,527 ♪ All the problems melt away 682 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:45,534 ♪ If you count on me 'Cause love is what I do ♪ 683 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,624 ♪ Now, when we... 684 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,800 Let's make quick work of this wormwood, shall we? 685 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:53,673 It's not my first time in a stockade, and I simply can't abide it. 686 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,501 Plus, there's still so much to do... 687 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:56,545 ♪ We might play you some Careless Whisper ♪ 688 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,417 ...before the end of it all. 689 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,201 ♪ Or make you wish you had Jessie's Girl instead ♪ 690 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,638 ♪ Bring the room down with Endless Love ♪ 691 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:05,075 ♪ And last, bang your head 692 00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,642 ♪ Bang your head! 693 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,819 ♪ Yeah, when it's your wedding day ♪ 694 00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:12,996 ♪ All the problems melt away 695 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,955 ♪ If you count on me 696 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:18,045 ♪ 'Cause love is what 697 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:20,482 ♪ Yes, love is what 698 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:23,181 ♪ What I do! 699 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,270 ♪ Do, do, do, do Love's what I do ♪ 700 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:28,664 ♪ Do, do, do, do Love's what I do ♪ 701 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,406 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do♪ 702 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:32,929 [guitar solo plays] 703 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,801 ♪ Love is what I do! 704 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,284 [door opens] 705 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,202 [footsteps approaching] 706 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,336 [suspenseful music playing] 707 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:08,138 Roseanne Blossom. 708 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,880 -You are the oldest living first-born child in Riverdale. -[whimpering] 709 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:14,144 And so, will be my harbinger 710 00:37:14,188 --> 00:37:16,103 for my last plague. 711 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:20,542 [grunts] And there shall be a great cry in all the land, 712 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,196 as there never was before. 713 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,719 [struggling] 714 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,992 [sinister instrumental music playing] 715 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:45,175 ♪ You are the blueprint 716 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,743 ["Better Version" playing] 717 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:51,138 ♪ But internally God damn, you're a mess ♪ 718 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:59,233 ♪ So to stay with you I had to imagine ♪ 719 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,716 ♪ That he is perfect 720 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,849 ♪ Anything I give him he deserves it ♪ 721 00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,938 Care for some company? 722 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:11,332 -Tabitha, hey. -Hi. 723 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,594 Perfect timing. 724 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,597 I have a question for you. 725 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:20,689 You've seen into the future. 726 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:24,084 Does that mean you know who's endgame? 727 00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:26,129 Archie and Betty? Or... 728 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:28,958 Archie and me? 729 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,788 Come on, Tabitha. I know you know. 730 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:35,225 Okay. 731 00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:37,358 Listen, I will tell you, but, 732 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,273 this has to stay between us. 733 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,362 [exhales] 734 00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:43,886 -The truth is... -[Betty] Archie! 735 00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:45,627 Oh, my God! 736 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,063 -Hey! Arch! -[Archie gasps] 737 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:49,109 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 738 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,937 Someone help, please! Please! 739 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,113 Arch! Arch! 740 00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:54,680 -I don't know who did this. -[gasps] 741 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,595 Archie? Archie! Look at me, please! 742 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,510 Hey. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 743 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,469 Archie! Arch! 744 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,210 [groans] 745 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,212 Gigi! Gigi! 746 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:07,519 Gigi! What's happening? 747 00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:09,390 -[Cheryl] Help, somebody! -[glass breaking] 748 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,740 -[Fogarty groaning] -[glass breaking] 749 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:15,396 [objects clattering] 750 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,442 [people clamoring] 751 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,357 [glass breaking] 752 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,272 What is happening? 753 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,145 [pages flipping] 754 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,932 [suspenseful music playing] 755 00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,940 All right. Jig's up. 756 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,594 Who are you? 757 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,074 Why are you taking my stories? 758 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,818 Hey, turn around. 759 00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:47,297 [shouts] I said turn around! 760 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,048 What... 761 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,660 [gasps] 762 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:05,925 Oh. [inhales sharply] 763 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,580 [groans] 764 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:13,802 [groans] 765 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:16,892 [continues groaning] 766 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,509 [people sobbing] 767 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,554 [Veronica] I don't understand this. 768 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:30,863 It's the last plague. 769 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,521 [sobbing] Death of the firstborn. 770 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:43,266 I was born last after Polly and Charles. 771 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:46,748 Hermosa's older than me. 772 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:50,143 Jason was older than me. [sobbing] 773 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,629 But Baby Anthony is the first born. 774 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:02,895 Yeah, he is. 775 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,811 Must be why Percival wanted him, he's... 776 00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:07,465 He's special somehow. 777 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,336 Jughead! 778 00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:10,468 Oh, my God, Jughead! 779 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:19,041 [sobbing] Oh, my God. 780 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,964 I believe I know someone who can help us. 781 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,403 A necromancer, 782 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,451 far beyond my abilities. 783 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:39,975 Who? 784 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:43,022 [inhales] 785 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:44,502 Her name... 786 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,374 is Sabrina. 787 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,419 [suspenseful music playing]