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Please, Luke.
Please, please, please.

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How many cups
have you had this morning?

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- None.
- Plus?

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Five, but yours is better.

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I got a kissed.
And I shoplifted.

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Honestly, Lorelai,

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it's not your looks that keep them away.
Think about that.

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People die, we pay.
People crash cars, we pay.

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People lose a foot, we pay.

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At least you have
your new slogan.

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- Did you do something slutty?
- I'm not that happy.

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People are particularly stupid today.

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- Copper boom!
- Norman Mailer, I'm pregnant!

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- Luke can waltz?
- Luke can waltz.

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I just want you to know I'm in.
I am all in.

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It'd be like the first
15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan,

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but at least those guys
got to be in France.

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I am not going to Harvard.
I had sex, but I'm not going to Harvard!

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I stopped being a child
the minute the strip turned pink.

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You jump, I jump, Jack.

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Eternal damnation
is what I'm risking for my rock and roll.

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Oy with the poodles already.

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Because I love you, you idiot.

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I smell snow.

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- Hey!

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That's how you look
when you get off a plane?

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That's how you say hello?

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You've been stuffed in a tin can
for seven hours surrounded by people

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with consumption, diphtheria, scabies,
hummus dip, rabid dogs,

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drugged up children attacking
your chair, stealing your change.

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-What airline are you flying?
-You should look drawn and blotchy.

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You should be singing "I Dreamed a Dream"
with a bad haircut

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while selling yourself
to a bunch of French dockworkers.

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Instead, you look perfect.
Admit it. You've been gooped.

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I have not been gooped.

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You're doing yoga in the aisles
in cashmere sweatpants

37
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while your comfort dog watches
Zoolander 2 on his watch.

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I do blood clot prevention foot pumps

39
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wearing my Yonah Schimmel Knishery
baseball cap

40
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while toothpaste dries up
a zit on my chin.

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Wow! Winded!

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-Haven't done that for a while.
-Felt good.

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-I've missed you, kid.
-Missed you, too.

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-How long's it been?
-Feels like years.

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- Coffee and tacos.
- Princess Charlotte iced tea spoons.

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Mmm!

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All right, shall we
get it out of the way?

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Might as well.

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One day? That's all?

50
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I'm sorry!

51
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You miss Christmas and Thanksgiving
and all I get is a one day visit?

52
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What am I, chopped liver?

53
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I have to be on the red-eye
to London tomorrow.

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-London again.
-For work.

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♪ And the cat's in the cradle
And the silver spoon ♪

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-Oh, now, Emily.
-Oh, wow! Nicely played.

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All right, you win.

58
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We have limited time.
Should we skip the town tour?

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-We can't skip the town tour.
-Well, we'll keep it short.

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-Le Chat Club closed due to rats.
-Again?

61
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-We got parking meters.
-Where?

62
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No one would pay
so they took them out.

63
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This town is mob ruled.

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Al's Pancake World won
best Christmas decorations again.

65
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It's that nativity scene
with eggplant Jesus.

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-You can't beat it.
-There's a debate

67
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about taking the phone booth out.

68
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Where would Superman change

69
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when he comes to save our town
from Ben Affleck?

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-I made the same excellent point.
-What's with the signs?

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Ooh, I saved the best for last.

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Taylor has decided that septic systems
are beneath us

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-and he wants to go full-on sewer.
-How can we do that?

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He's going door to door collecting
people's septic tank horror stories.

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-Oh, Lord!
-Then, he'll compile them,

76
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then he and a panel will stage testimonial
re-enactments for the county assessor.

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Are you telling me this
to get me to stay longer?

78
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-Is it working?
-Kind of.

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Hi, Miss Patty!

80
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Rory! You look fabulous!

81
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- She just got off a plane!

82
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Oh! That's my work phone.

83
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-It's not ringing.
-Yeah, I know.

84
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-It's not ringing, either.
-I know.

85
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-You've got more burners than Omar Little.
-I got a personal phone, a work phone,

86
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and the phone that gets reception
in Stars Hollow. Theoretically.

87
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The fact that the entire town
was actually constructed

88
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in a giant snow globe probably has
an effect on your bar count.

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Ha!

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Hello? Hello? Um...

91
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Damn! Hello?

92
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You're breaking up.

93
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Oh, come on.

94
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Hello?

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Hold on! Hello?

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Crap! Hello?

97
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Hi, can you hear me now?
Can you hear me--

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Yes! Hi! Great!

99
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Um, so, how are you?

100
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Hello?

101
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I'm heading to the trees!
I'm... I'm heading to the trees.

102
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Okay, I'm at the trees.
Hello? Hello?

103
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I'm gonna try Doose's.
You coming?

104
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-Nah! I just hit my steps.
-Okay.

105
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Um, hello?

106
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Are you still there?
Okay, flip phone!

107
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Hi! Sorry, it's Rory Gilmore again.
I think Ingrid just--

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Hello? Hello?

109
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Hello? Crap!

110
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Hello?

111
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Hello?

112
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Oh, yes! Sure, she can.

113
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Okay, on this number, please.
Thank you.

114
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Rory! Hey! I didn't know
you were coming in today.

115
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Oh, it's just a super quick in and out.

116
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-Cabbage.
-What? Oh.

117
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Come again.

118
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Um, so tell me,
what is going on with you?

119
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-Oh, you don't wanna know.
-Uh-oh.

120
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-Yeah, Zach got a promotion.
-My God! Why?

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-I don't know. I think they like him.
-Poor guy.

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Yeah, he's a route supervisor now.
Has to wear a tie.

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- I'm so sorry.
- It's fairly devastating.

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I tell him he looks
like a young Leonard Cohen,

125
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but he looks like his dad.

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--Sorry.

127
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-Yeah.
-Hello? Oh, Ingrid. Finally!

128
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It's so good to finally connect.

129
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Lorelai, I'm glad I ran into you.

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-Your house is that way, Kirk.
-I did not get lost again.

131
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I wanted you to know
that I've started a new business.

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It's a ride share business.
I call it Ööö-ber.

133
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Uh-oh. There's already an Uber, Kirk.

134
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No, not Uber.
Ööö-ber. Three "O's" instead of a "U."

135
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-Okay, but it's, uh--
-Ööö-ber.

136
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-Right. But it's the--
-Ööö-ber.

137
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It's a service where people can request
a ride and I will pick them up.

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-Like Uber.
-Except it's Ööö-ber.

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It's the same thing.

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- No, it's not.
- Kirk.

141
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People use an app to call a car.

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-I have no app.
-Then how do they get a car?

143
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They call my mother, she calls me,
I find a car and I pick them up.

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-So it's a much worse version of Uber.
-And it's pronounced Ööö-ber.

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-Stop making that sound.
-All right. You've got my mom's number.

146
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- Now if you'll excuse me...

147
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-it is past Petal's bedtime.
-Bye, Petal.

148
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When did Kirk get a pig?

149
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Babette heard him and Lulu
talking about having a baby,

150
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so the whole town chipped in.
It bought us a couple of years.

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-Very smart.
-Ready?

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Hold on.

153
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I'm not really home
till I get my Stars Hollow Gazette.

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Christmas edition.

155
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Manger news, Santa's wishes,
eggnog checkpoints, and...

156
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the Christmas poem.

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-Same one every year.
-Every single year.

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So good to be home.

159
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- What?

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I smell snow.

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♪ Nothing looks so pretty as ♪

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♪ The winter stars a-glittering ♪

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♪ Shining on a freshly fallen snow ♪

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♪ When the blue light of the moon ♪

165
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♪ Is giving off a loving winter glow ♪

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♪ Such a tender feeling when ♪

167
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♪ The candlelight a-flickering ♪

168
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♪ The ember window calls you home ♪

169
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♪ And the fireplace is crackling ♪

170
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♪ And giving off a warming winter glow ♪

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♪ Summer with its nights
That last forever has its charm ♪

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♪ Fall with golden leaves
That gather, too ♪

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♪ Spring is all the brighter
After rip storms have blown ♪

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♪ But winter has a magic of its own ♪

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- Got it?
- Yup.

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Are you sure?

177
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- Oh, yes.
- Come on. Let's get in out of the snow!

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Let's go!

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Luke's gonna be
so excited to see you.

180
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- I can't wait to see him.

181
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- Hello, Rabbi.

182
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Oh, Paul Anka,
what is she making you wear now?

183
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No, no.
This one was his idea.

184
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Aw, don't feel bad.
She did the same thing to me.

185
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-Okay, get ready.
-For what?

186
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-Super-proud Luke.
-What?

187
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Luke! It's a Christmas miracle!

188
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-Ah! There she is, the New Yorker writer!
-Super-proud!

189
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,960
It was just one Talk of the Town piece.

190
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,628
Oh, one Talk of the Town piece?
Come on.

191
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,797
It was terrific.
And that woman you wrote about--

192
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,217
-Naomi Shropshire.
-Yes! I've never heard of her.

193
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,385
-Now I feel like I've met her.
-I appreciate that.

194
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,138
I've never read the New Yorker before,
but now, every week.

195
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,264
I'm glad.

196
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,266
I subscribed to it.
Who says print is dead?

197
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-Only the world.
-Well, what does the world--

198
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,687
-You're eating?
-Just tacos.

199
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,606
-Tacos are tiny.
-I'm making dinner.

200
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,940
-Wow. So I'm fat?
-What?

201
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,567
-Body shaming.
-I am not body shaming.

202
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,361
-Trigger warnings!
-Oh, for Christ's sake.

203
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,696
-War on Christmas!
-I am making two main courses

204
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because you told me
to make two main courses.

205
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,033
-What two main courses?
-Mac and cheese, parmesan cutlets...

206
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,785
-With garlic bread?
-And tater tots!

207
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:38,953
I am not making tater tots.

208
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,413
-Why not?
-We need sustenance!

209
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,707
-You're eating tacos!
-Tater tots go great with tacos.

210
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,167
Tater tots are great in tacos.

211
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,335
- Yes!
- No!

212
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,794
-Hey! I mean it!
-They're organic.

213
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,255
All right, negotiation's over!

214
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,465
Put the tater tots back,
finish your tacos,

215
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,259
wash your hands,
dinner's almost ready!

216
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,968
Ah! And I saw you grab
those mini donuts.

217
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,262
Put 'em down right now.

218
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,805
I cannot believe the conversations
I have in this room.

219
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I thought cooking was supposed
to be relaxing.

220
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--Oh, no.

221
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,936
Don't put that song on
and disappear into Rory's room. Hey!

222
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,062
At least turn it down!

223
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,648
-Did my boxes get here?
-Behind the rack.

224
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:07,732
Great!

225
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:11,903
So, you finally did it, huh?
Finally gave up the Brooklyn pad?

226
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,864
I did. Lena Dunham will just have
to get along without me.

227
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,533
-Are you gonna miss it?
-A little.

228
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,742
I'm gonna miss it.

229
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:21,913
It had that early American
tenement shtetl slash Trainspotting vibe

230
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,040
that every mother wants
for her little girl.

231
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,917
It was a perfectly decent apartment.

232
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,045
I liked how you had to avoid the walls
or you'd stick to them.

233
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,088
-One wall.
-See, in some apartments,

234
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,715
you don't have to avoid any walls.

235
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,967
It was a great place.
I just was never there.

236
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,179
Do you know how many nights
I spent there this year?

237
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-Three? Eighteen?
-No. No.

238
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,223
-Forty-six?
-No.

239
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,518
Is this The Price is Right?
If I'm a little under I win, over, I lose?

240
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,478
I don't know exactly
how many nights, okay?

241
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,772
It was not a lot.
Now the building's going condo.

242
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,983
I'm not ready to buy a condo,
so it seemed like the time to say...

243
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,860
-Bye-bye, Brooklyn.
-Bye-bye, Brooklyn.

244
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,321
This box is open.

245
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,989
- Damn that TSA!
- Really? You went through my stuff?

246
00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,202
I did. And I must say,
I found it very disappointing.

247
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,036
You found my personal items disappointing?

248
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,955
I thought there'd be
something fun in there,

249
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,958
like a treasure map
or the prequel to Huckleberry Finn

250
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,877
where Huck is a Klan leader
and terrified of water.

251
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,504
I think it's kind of exciting,
you know?

252
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,631
No apartment, no rent, no ties.

253
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,508
I could crash here,
I could crash at Lane's.

254
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:20,263
I feel like this is my time to be rootless
and just see where life takes me,

255
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,182
and travel wherever there's
a story to write.

256
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,310
I just wish I had remembered
to label my boxes

257
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,312
because now I know where nothing is.

258
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,314
My boots, my coats, my underwear...

259
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,024
-You don't know where your underwear is?
-Could be at Lane's.

260
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,151
You've been without your underwear
since you moved?

261
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,152
Don't judge.

262
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,614
I'm Gwen freakin' Stefani.
Want to borrow some underwear?

263
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,992
I'd like to stop talking about underwear.
I'm looking for my lucky outfit.

264
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,036
Any outfit you wear without underwear
will be your lucky outfit.

265
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,038
I have a big meeting with Condé Nast

266
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,916
and I have this look
that makes me feel like Diane Sawyer.

267
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,209
Is it a Mike Nichols mask?

268
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,003
--I'll get it!

269
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,087
What's this?

270
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,883
Oh! That is a box of New Yorker magazines
with your fancy piece in it.

271
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,134
Box one of six.

272
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,969
-You're kidding.
-Super-proud!

273
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,388
Hey, that guy's here.

274
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,140
- What guy?
- You know... uh, Jeffrey.

275
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,850
-Who? Who?
-Allen? Billy?

276
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,227
There's nothing remotely similar
about those names.

277
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,563
-You know. Him. Your guy.
-Paul?

278
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,023
-Paul. Yes, Paul.
-Paul's not here.

279
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,232
- Paul's here.
- Who's Paul?

280
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:17,028
Paul, my... Paul, my boyfriend?
Oh, crap! Paul is here!

281
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,821
- Why is Paul here?
- I invited him for dinner,

282
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,784
and I totally forgot.
Crap, crap, crap!

283
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,245
I can't believe you forgot
Rory's boyfriend Paul.

284
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,831
You came.

285
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,750
- Of course I came.

286
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,878
-For you.
-So beautiful.

287
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,173
- And indigenous to Peru. Fun fact.
- So fun.

288
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,259
- Hey. Look who's here.
- Paul! Wow!

289
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,469
-So good to see you.
-You, too.

290
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,680
-Thank you for the invite.
-Is your hair different?

291
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,181
-Uh, no.
-Lose some weight?

292
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,641
- Nope.
- Gain some weight?

293
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,142
I'm going to put these in water.

294
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,936
-Come on, Paul.
-Yes, I will follow.

295
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,065
I've never seen that boy before.

296
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,608
-See?
-They've been together for months.

297
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,360
-I think it's been a year.
-He's been to the house!

298
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,445
- I know!

299
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,280
He's like a superhero, but his power
is that you can't remember him

300
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,532
no matter how much time
you spend with him.

301
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,617
Kind of like every Marvel movie ever.

302
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,661
-Care for something to drink, Pete?
-Paul.

303
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,912
Paul. I'm--

304
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,957
Pete is our, uh, dog's friend.
Our dog's name is Paul.

305
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917
-Last name Anka.
-Weirdly close to my last name.

306
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,878
-Right. Very close.
-This is all I could find.

307
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,963
- That'll do.
- Okay.

308
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,130
- Red okay...
- Paul.

309
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,967
-I got it now. Paul, red, Paul?
-Red sounds good.

310
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,677
-Oh, hey, Luke.
-Yeah.

311
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,261
-I brought it.
-You...

312
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,223
The antique wrench
we talked about the last time I was here.

313
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,475
-Remember?
-Uh-huh.

314
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,767
We went fishing on your boat.

315
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,269
You told me your dad owned
a hardware store. Now it's a diner.

316
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,356
I told you my grandfather
owned a hardware store

317
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,607
and I kept all of his tools?

318
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,774
I remember the boat.

319
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,651
You said your dad
had a wrench that he loved

320
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,861
and you wish you'd kept it.

321
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,154
My grandfather also had one
that he loved and I did keep it.

322
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,031
I'll go get it.

323
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,325
I just forgot the entire conversation
we just had.

324
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,035
Come on, guys.

325
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,037
Thanks for inviting me over,
by the way.

326
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,873
I don't get to see
a lot of Rory these days.

327
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,876
At least I get to see her
for our anniversary, which is great.

328
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,836
Can you believe it's two years?

329
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,838
The cotton anniversary.

330
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,466
Okay, I got it.
Here we go.

331
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,719
Here it is.
Look at the, uh, date on the back.

332
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,263
- Oh! And Lorelai...
- Huh?

333
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,974
The virus protection software
I told you about.

334
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,476
Want me to pop it on your computer?

335
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,185
-Where is it? All right.
-Living room.

336
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,480
It's got the Sadness stickers
from Inside Out on it?

337
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,815
- You remembered.
- Okay.

338
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,903
-It's nice that he remembered.
-It's nice that somebody remembered.

339
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,613
This is a very nice wrench.

340
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,577
- What the hell did you do here?
- What?

341
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,496
The DVR is completely full.

342
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,123
I have no idea
what any of these things are.

343
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,626
Restless Virgins, Deadly Honeymoon...

344
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,919
Lifetime Movie Channel classics.

345
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,046
Killer Crush, Mini's First Time.

346
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,840
A rebellious girl hooks up
with an escort agency

347
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,968
where her stepfather is a client.
Alec Baldwin. Pre-yoga.

348
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,303
-So, keep?
-Keep.

349
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,472
-Okay. Accidental Obsession.
-Keep.

350
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,098
-Murder in a College Town.
-Keep.

351
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,308
-Crimes of the Mind.
-Keep!

352
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,521
Fatal Acquittal, Not With My Daughter,
Baby Sellers, Unfinished Betrayal,

353
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,940
The Girl He Met Online,
The Boy He Met Online,

354
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,275
Deadly Vows, Lying Eyes, Lies He Told,

355
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,610
My Nanny's Secret.

356
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,862
Did the remote break?
Do we only get one channel now?

357
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,823
-Where's my pajamas?
-In the drawer.

358
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,533
-Ugh. Felix...
-Oscar...

359
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,578
I like my pajamas on the chair,
all crinkled up and ready for bed,

360
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,745
not suffocating in a drawer.

361
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,330
Your pajamas are not puppies.

362
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499
You should find my bedtime rituals
endearing by now.

363
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,750
What's taking you so long?

364
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,211
You know, I still can't get over
that piece Rory wrote.

365
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,297
Oh, really? 'Cause you've been
so stingy with your praise.

366
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,382
Are those...

367
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,343
-Puppies!
-Right.

368
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,390
-That is one great kid you got.
-Eh, she's all right.

369
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,018
She's freaked out she's gonna hear
our rollicking lovemaking.

370
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,314
- What are you doing?
- Organizing my magazines by Kardashian.

371
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,399
-You're stalling.
-I'm organizing.

372
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,401
You're not going
to have your dream tonight.

373
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,154
My dirty bathroom dream?
Yes, I am.

374
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,656
- Just come to bed!

375
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,658
Five nights in a row.
Five nights in a row!

376
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,244
I'm looking for a bathroom
and then I find one

377
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,455
and it's like the Eastern Promises
steam room scene,

378
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,373
only the stuff on the walls ain't blood.

379
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,251
-Don't think about it.
-The bathrooms are all giant.

380
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,294
There's stalls
and urinals, urinals, urinals...

381
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,295
It's a dream!

382
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,840
Last night, it was the bathroom
at the Radio City Music Hall.

383
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,175
-The Rockettes were there.
-Okay.

384
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,926
-They kept slipping.
-I got it.

385
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,553
Let's just sleep standing up like cows.

386
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,556
You come to bed, you can watch
one of these ridiculous movies.

387
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,224
-All the way through?
-Yes.

388
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,394
You won't turn it off
when the suspicious sister, co-worker,

389
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,564
or gay best friend investigates
the abandoned cabin by the lake

390
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,566
where they find proof
to expose the killer

391
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,401
and they get hit in the head
with a hammer?

392
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,654
- Nope.
- Rory will think we're rollicking.

393
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,446
Well, no one ever said she was dumb.

394
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,995
The deal for $49 billion
or about $95 per...

395
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,665
Don't touch the handle!

396
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,082
...boards have approved the deal

397
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,877
and now begin
the long regulatory process that follows.

398
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,754
- All of this--

399
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,307
...four, five, six, seven, eight.

400
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,602
Repeat from the top.
A five, six, seven, eight...

401
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:03,523
Shuffle, a three,
a five, a seven and a flap.

402
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,693
Flap, flap, ball change,
flap, flap, flap, again.

403
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,653
Shuffle! A three!

404
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:09,862
Too loud?

405
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,574
-No. Just loud enough.
-Ball change...

406
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,909
-What you doing?
-Stress tap dancing.

407
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,119
Helps get out my anxieties.
Keeps me calm.

408
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,539
How long have you been
tapping your troubles away?

409
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,041
About a month.
I needed something to shut my brain off.

410
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,252
I tried meditation. Tried jogging.

411
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,046
Then I read about this.
Now, when I can't sleep,

412
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,673
-I get up and tap!
-Cool.

413
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,508
-You know you're terrible.
-Yeah, I know.

414
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,885
Six, seven and shuffle!

415
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,220
-Where are you going?
-Nowhere.

416
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,430
-Do not get your phone.
-What are you talking about?

417
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,641
-Do not film this.
-I'm checking on Paul Anka.

418
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,976
- Dance numbers terrify him.

419
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,145
This is my stress relief.
Do not make my stress relief stressful!

420
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,647
-Damn it. Where is it?
-I hid it.

421
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,440
You are awful.

422
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,484
You think I don't know you?
I have your eyes.

423
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,027
-Fine.
-You want some coffee?

424
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,697
- Yes, please.
- You sure I didn't wake you up?

425
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,741
Not unless you were dressed
like a urinal cake.

426
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,909
You hungry?

427
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,662
- 'Cause you said "cake"?
- Yes.

428
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,913
Kind of.

429
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,421
-It's so nice to have you home.
-I wish you were sleeping.

430
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,675
-I wish you were sleeping.
-Well, I have a lot on my mind.

431
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,094
-My piece for the Atlantic fell through.
-No! When?

432
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,055
-Today. That was the call that I got.
-Why?

433
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,391
They just bumped it for other stuff.
It happens.

434
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,726
Sorry.

435
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,186
It's okay.
I have a lot of irons in the fire.

436
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,356
I'm still getting a lot of good responses
from the New Yorker piece so...

437
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,901
Did I tell you
that I attacked Gail Collins?

438
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,528
-You did not.
-I was in the lobby of the Times Building,

439
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,240
hoping to talk to the metro editor.
Suddenly, Gail Collins walks in.

440
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,575
I had met her once
at the 92nd Street Y.

441
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,245
I wasn't expecting to see her
and I was jacked up on coffee

442
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,372
and I just lunged at her,

443
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,833
which she interpreted
as a stranger lunging at her.

444
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,584
-So sensitive.
-I felt so stupid.

445
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,170
She was freaking out.
She gave me her wallet.

446
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,798
- Did you keep it?
- No.

447
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,966
But, I don't know,
she was really nice about it.

448
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,344
She realized who I was and asked
the security guards to get off me.

449
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:01,140
Well, here's the upside.
You definitely made an impression.

450
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,685
It's okay.
I have a lot of irons in the fire.

451
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,227
I heard.
You should become a blacksmith.

452
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,979
What about you?

453
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,316
-Mmm... what about me?
-Are you having the dreams again?

454
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,611
I'm just stressed out
and kind of feeling my mortality lately.

455
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,239
-What do you mean?
-The other day, a guest left a brochure

456
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,615
in their room after they checked out.

457
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,703
It was for Anthem of the Seas.
So I'm flipping through,

458
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,706
looking at swimming pools
and pictures of the buffet.

459
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,125
Everything's planned
and they have Wi-Fi and Rock of Ages

460
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,003
and you don't have to bring money.
I found myself thinking...

461
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,005
-No.
-maybe it would be nice

462
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,173
to take a cruise!

463
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,967
-No!
-And then I broke a hip.

464
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,219
-You are not going on a cruise.
-I know.

465
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,681
-Is everything okay with Luke?
-Yeah, everything's fine.

466
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,558
I annoy him and he builds cabinets.
Or that's what I think.

467
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,102
He says we need the storage.

468
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,437
Do you think it's because of Grandpa?

469
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,731
My sudden need to cruise?

470
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,735
-Yeah.
-No.

471
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,487
I don't know.
Maybe.

472
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,530
I miss him.

473
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,412
To absent friends.

474
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,540
To absent friends.

475
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,877
People might say drinking coffee
in the middle of the night

476
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,129
could hinder your sleep.

477
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,588
People are dumb.

478
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,693
Caesar, let's go! Where's my toast?

479
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,069
-Toaster's down.
-What?

480
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,864
Oh, wait, it's just unplugged.
Toast coming right up.

481
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,868
Over easy, scrambled soft,
whites with cheese. Coffee?

482
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,077
What's the Wi-Fi password?

483
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,789
- Dinerluke. Capital "D," small "L."
- Pick up!

484
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,625
Luke, I need to talk to you
about your septic tank testimonial.

485
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,086
I'm not giving you
a septic tank testimonial, Taylor.

486
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,047
If you're confused by what I need,

487
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,758
I brought some sample testimonials
to guide you.

488
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,427
I think you'll find
Mimsy Frupp's description

489
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,637
of her granddaughter's disastrous day

490
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,723
jumping into fall leaves
especially edifying.

491
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,561
She thought the tyke was diving
into an autumnal paradise.

492
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,897
Instead she found herself submerged--

493
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,775
- Taylor, order something or get out.
- Fine.

494
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,819
New menu. I'll need a minute.

495
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,237
--Excuse me. Password?

496
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,364
- DINERDANES321. All caps.

497
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,826
- Hey, there she is! Get in here!
- What about me?

498
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,368
Ah, you get in here, too.

499
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,370
- Should I be nervous?
- As a rule, yes.

500
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,332
Okay. Something I want you to see.

501
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,334
New menus.

502
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,794
Very nice.

503
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,046
-Notice anything?
-Oh... nope.

504
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,047
Turn it over.

505
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,260
-That's my New Yorker piece. Wow!
-Super-proud!

506
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,887
For everyone to read.

507
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,973
-Now what can I get you?
-Coffee, please.

508
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,267
-I have a list and I need it all to go.
-You got it.

509
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,147
- That's my piece.
- Wrapped in plastic.

510
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,566
You knew when Luke moved in with me
he'd turn weird.

511
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:01,195
Thanks for your patronage!
Be sure to call my mom and rate me!

512
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,364
Five stars is appreciated!

513
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,909
First official fare!

514
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,786
That elderly woman
that I successfully drove here?

515
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:13,875
That is widow Joy Puddleston
from 88 Peach Tree Drive.

516
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,210
Right now,
thanks to my new business,

517
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,713
Widow Puddleston
is only ten minutes late for chemo!

518
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,797
Are you ordering?

519
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,509
Fudgy banana milkshake.
I am flying, man!

520
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,219
-This is gonna work.
-Terrific.

521
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,556
-This area over here would be perfect.
-Perfect for what, Kirk?

522
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,433
Have you heard about
my new business, Luke? Ööö-ber?

523
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,518
Do not make that sound!

524
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,564
I need to find a place where,
after people call, they can get picked up.

525
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,525
-This corner would work.
-That's not how Uber works.

526
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,318
Well, this isn't Uber, this is...

527
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,156
--Luke, you need to control your woman.

528
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,823
--Oh!

529
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,825
Those aren't even your bagels!

530
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,577
I'm buying them new ones.

531
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,540
Oh, crap! I forgot about Paul?

532
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,043
You're kidding!
He was at the house this whole time?

533
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,670
-Didn't you notice his car out front?
-No, didn't you?

534
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,463
There you are.

535
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,340
Hi, Paul.
I'm so sorry, I just--

536
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,427
It was my fault. I needed her
to come look at something with me.

537
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,305
I forgot to leave you a note.
And it's--

538
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,516
-I was about to call you. Are you hungry?
-Not really.

539
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,643
-Not really?
-I'm not a breakfast person.

540
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,187
As in, you already had breakfast?

541
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,896
-No.
-Did you know about this?

542
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,523
I'm gonna wash my hands.
Order me a tea?

543
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:20,732
-Tea? No.
-Yes.

544
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,984
-Go on.
-Okay.

545
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:27,198
-You have got to cut that poor boy loose.
-I keep meaning to and I keep...

546
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,075
- Forgetting!
- So, so sad!

547
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,953
Your breakfast list, coffee to go.
Have a good flight. Come back soon.

548
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,414
- And take a menu.
- Thanks, Luke.

549
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,003
-Bye.
-Bye.

550
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,727
Crap, crap, crap! Ooh!

551
00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,771
-Hey, got the food.
-Ready to go?

552
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,523
Absolutely.

553
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,487
I just don't understand it.

554
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,863
Before we got married,

555
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,282
Frederick was more indifferent
to children than I am.

556
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,950
-That's not possible.
-Oh, yes.

557
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,327
We could be walking by the well

558
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,704
that Timmy fell down
and he'd throw a penny in.

559
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:19,500
-Maybe he kept his feelings to himself.
-For five years? No.

560
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,959
Something happened.

561
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:24,130
Twenty minutes after "I do,"
he lost his mind.

562
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,423
Now all he talks about is,
"Guess who's pregnant?"

563
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,342
or "What school district is it in?

564
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,344
You have to live
in a good school district."

565
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,305
And I say, "Why?
Isn't that what boarding school is for?

566
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,516
So you don't have to live
in a good school district?"

567
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,643
I don't think
that's what boarding school's for.

568
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,395
Well, it's very mystifying.

569
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,605
He keeps shoving children in my arms.

570
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,524
"Hold this. What do you feel?"

571
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,860
"Well, now there's spittle
on my Brioni suit so, rage?"

572
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,531
-Why does it smell like onions?
-The new pop-up crew in the kitchen.

573
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,367
- That's tonight?
- Yes, that's tonight.

574
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,745
-I hate this pop-up idea.
-We have an empty dining room and kitchen.

575
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,997
-What do you propose we do?
-Put on a show?

576
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:02,209
We live in a town
where every restaurant closes at 4:45.

577
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,294
People need to eat.

578
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,338
-What's this new chef guy's name again?
-Oh, come on.

579
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,133
I can't remember.
It's like a million syllables long.

580
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,717
Roy Choi.

581
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,844
-The food truck guy.
-He's not a food truck guy.

582
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,221
He's a guy with a food truck.

583
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:18,434
A fleet of food trucks, three restaurants
and a massive online following.

584
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,352
Oh, so he tweets? He's a tweeter?

585
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:24,231
"Hey, kids. Come grab some rad food
at the Dragonfly."

586
00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:25,732
Do you even know how Twitter works?

587
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,652
-Oh, he's cool, right?
-Yes, he seems cool.

588
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,821
I hate cool.
Makes me feel so uncool.

589
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:35,784
I don't need some cool guy tweeting,
making me feel uncool in my own inn.

590
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,037
Why on earth aren't you on Xanax?
It was invented for you.

591
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,956
What's that "Kogi" tattoo
on his arm about?

592
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,499
Kogi is the name of his business.

593
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,086
So the tattoo, while not
as clever as "Wino Forever,"

594
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,837
is at least thematically correct.

595
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,048
-We should hire a regular chef.
-We should, shouldn't we?

596
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,093
-How long is this pop-up thing?
-Two weeks.

597
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,302
-Can it be less?
-No.

598
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,887
-I'd like it to be less.
-I don't need a child. I have you.

599
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,892
Great. He's gonna
set the whole place on fire.

600
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,936
- Oh, hey, Lorelai.
- Hey.

601
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,356
This kitchen's awesome.
Sookie set it up perfectly.

602
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,982
Yes, well, Sookie's a genius.

603
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,650
-What is all this?
-You like abalone?

604
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:12,196
-Is this a trick question?
-No. Abalone is delicious.

605
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,241
I'm doing a green pea congee
with fried shallots, spring onions,

606
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:18,619
cilantro, chili oil and abalone.
Oh, I meant to ask.

607
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,912
Can I screw with the dining room?
Make it less granny?

608
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,581
-Uh, no.
-Problem. No problem.

609
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,374
De-granny the place.

610
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,419
Go nuts. I hated my grandmother.
Horrible woman.

611
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,672
But we are thrilled that you are here.
And she's not.

612
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,841
All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

613
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,385
Thank you.

614
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,929
Abalone! Yay!

615
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,391
Will you relax, please?

616
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,018
Between you and Frederick,
I'm going to have a stroke.

617
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,686
-Where is it?
-What?

618
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,688
The coffeemaker.
Where is the coffeemaker?

619
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,732
-Uh...
-It was right here yesterday!

620
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,818
- It was right here! Roy!
- Uh, I... Wait...

621
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:56,282
Roy! Um, Roy?
Where's the coffee machine?

622
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,535
I moved it. I needed counter space.
Eduardo can make you a coffee.

623
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,246
-How? Is Eduardo magic?
-He makes a stovetop version--

624
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,372
-Eh, eh.
-It really is--

625
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,956
-Eh, eh, eh, eh.
-I can move it back.

626
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,958
I am so sorry,
but this isn't gonna to work.

627
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,084
-Michel!
-I'm right here.

628
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:12,130
Oh, sorry. Uh, Michel, call over
to Momo's and see if they can accommodate

629
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,591
a crazy cool congee extravaganza.

630
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,802
Thank you. It's been a pleasure.

631
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,597
Louis here is gonna walk you over
to Momo's Tires and get you settled.

632
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:23,767
- Wait, it's a tire store?
- Buh-bye. Thank you.

633
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,270
What, Michel?

634
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,939
At least you were nicer
than you were to Anthony Bourdain.

635
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,441
Bourdain parked in Sookie's spot.

636
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,652
Now once again,
we have an empty kitchen.

637
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,820
We will find a full-time chef.

638
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:35,946
-No, we won't.
-Yes, we will.

639
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,239
You think no one can cook like her.

640
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,824
-No one can.
-April Bloomfield?

641
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,075
-Too much pork.
-Alice Waters.

642
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,118
- Little flighty.
- David Chang?

643
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,704
Al's does the same thing.

644
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,457
Al's Pancake World does not do
the same thing as David Chang.

645
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,000
-It has to be right.
-You miss her? Fine. I don't.

646
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,044
-She abandoned us.
-She did not abandon us.

647
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,297
A six month sabbatical.
That's what she said.

648
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,048
She was going to clear her head,

649
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,884
come up with new recipes
and then be back.

650
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,345
-Well, that was a year ago.
-What can I say? She found a calling.

651
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,389
-Really. What's her calling?
-Michel.

652
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,226
I'm curious.
Describe what she's doing up in the woods?

653
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,478
She's working with Dan Barber
at Blue Hill Farm.

654
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,562
Doing?

655
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,856
She is helping him develop
food-growing techniques

656
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,484
and cultivating
the evolution of fruits and vegetables,

657
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,487
which helps the people who eat them and--

658
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,323
I don't know. They're saving the world.
It's on the website.

659
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,075
No, she's squatting in a cabin
with no phone service,

660
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,286
trying to grow a pineapple
out of a coat rack!

661
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,954
--She's not saving the world.

662
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,415
She just found a way
to never shave her legs again.

663
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,750
Ooh! Hi, Gypsy!

664
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,793
-I have good news.
-Great! What?

665
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,671
Oh, Lorelai.
Damn, I dialed the wrong number.

666
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,341
-I'll call you back.
-Wait! When can I get my car?

667
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,927
I'm waiting for a part.
It's coming in a DeLorean from 1983.

668
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,847
-I have to go to Hartford tonight.
-I don't know what to tell you.

669
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,767
Oh, wait, yes I do.
Buy a new car.

670
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,519
-Thanks. Great.
-I hate this one.

671
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,061
-It's very old.
-I got it.

672
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,773
-But it's fun to kick.
-Bye, Gypsy.

673
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,948
Hi, Mrs. Gleason?

674
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,285
Hey, Kirk?
It's freezing back here.

675
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,912
Oh, that's probably because
I vented the floor.

676
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,414
-Pardon?
-The floor.

677
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,624
I drilled a few holes in the floor.

678
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,585
Was there an explanation with that or...

679
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,712
Two customers passed out last week.

680
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,632
They were old, so it could've just been
old people passing out.

681
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,885
Or carbon monoxide.
I just thought better safe than sorry.

682
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:25,430
-Would you like some water?
-Yes. That would be nice.

683
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:28,434
Here, could you...

684
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:31,770
-Oh, uh, okay.
-And how about some music?

685
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:36,191
The radio was stolen, but I'm happy
to sing any song you request...

686
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,776
as long as it's by the Carpenters.

687
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,612
-How about something by the Carpenters?
-Good choice.

688
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:45,826
♪ Such a feeling's coming over me ♪

689
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:50,331
♪ There is wonder
In most everything I see ♪

690
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,624
♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪

691
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,043
♪ Now the sun is in my eye ♪

692
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:59,589
♪ And I won't be surprised
If it's a dream ♪

693
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,067
Uh, well, thanks, Kirk.

694
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,736
I'm not there yet.

695
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,949
-You know, I think I'm okay.
-It's door-to-door service.

696
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:29,703
-Well, I won't tell if you don't.
-I still have to charge the same price.

697
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,456
- That's fine, Kirk.

698
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,876
- You have arrived!
- Bye, Kirk.

699
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,883
Oh, hola! Hello.

700
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,886
Hi. Um, uh, I'm Lorelai.

701
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,137
Emily's, um...

702
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,433
No, no, no.
I don't think Rory's here yet.

703
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:56,146
Um, my, uh, daughter, that's...
That's her.

704
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:57,981
Ah!

705
00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,359
She's not and I'm not gonna be
flying solo tonight,

706
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,985
-so I'm gonna wait outside.
-Oh!

707
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,530
But don't say anything to, uh,
Mrs. Gilmore.

708
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,490
- Oh.
- Okay? Shh. Shh.

709
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,033
- Okay.
- Okay. Thank you.

710
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,660
Oh...

711
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,913
Oh, thank God!

712
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,750
Hey, you promised
you'd be here right at 7:00.

713
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,544
-It's 7:05.
-Apology accepted.

714
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,129
-Why are you out here? It's freezing.
-'Cause we're a team.

715
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,964
Would Dean Martin go in
without Jerry Lewis?

716
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,758
No, but Jerry Lewis
would go in without Dean.

717
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:25,926
Am I Jerry Lewis?

718
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,803
-I'm ringing the doorbell.
-Why am I Jerry Lewis?

719
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,471
I don't need to answer that.

720
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,264
Hmm. Hi, here's Rory.

721
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:33,392
Ah!

722
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,810
Right.

723
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:39,481
Rory, there you are.
It is so good to see you.

724
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:42,067
Hi, Grandma. It's so good to see you.
How are you?

725
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,944
Well, I am a Gilmore.

726
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,698
--My goodness, you look absolutely radiant.

727
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,492
Well, she is a Gilmore.
And 32, which helps.

728
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:53,119
-I think you must be in love.
-Hi, Mom.

729
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,997
Don't track mud in here.
I had the floors waxed.

730
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,416
You and I had a better rapport.

731
00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,001
Excuse me, Mrs. Gilmore.

732
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,964
Oh, good, good. In here.
I need light bulbs.

733
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,799
This, there.
You see...

734
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,133
- There and there.
- Ah.

735
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,761
-The bulbs... the bulbs are out.
-Hmm.

736
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,971
-No problem.
-Yeah?

737
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,932
And now... And in here...

738
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,141
that sconce...

739
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,895
and then over the picture, the light.
Over here, the picture...

740
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,982
The... the lights over the picture?
Yes?

741
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,400
Did you get a new handyman, Mom?

742
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,612
-Cyrano?
-Grandma, did you hire a new handyman?

743
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,197
Yes. That's Alejandro.

744
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,408
He's Berta's husband and he's amazing.
He can fix anything.

745
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:34,620
I'm usually wary about hiring husbands.

746
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,913
I hired a maid once whose husband
was a gardener.

747
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:40,375
He got angry with her one day
and decapitated one of my topiaries.

748
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,670
- Hmm. Was it the one of Spiro Agnew?

749
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,215
-Ask her, ask her.
-Uh, Grandma...

750
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,425
just wondering...
Who are the kids?

751
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,888
-Oh, they're Berta's children, I think.
-You think?

752
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,724
They appeared when she did,
so I put two and two together.

753
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,893
You have an entire family in your house

754
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,895
and you're not sure
if they're actually a family?

755
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,354
So what, Lorelai?

756
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,857
I have a house.
They needed a place to live.

757
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,525
They work for me. Problem?

758
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,486
No. Yes. All good. You're right.

759
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:11,990
Let's go sit and have martinis.
You can tell me all about this new boy.

760
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:15,661
Well, he's not new.
We've been going out about two years.

761
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,871
-Really? I must meet him.
-Oh, you did.

762
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,915
Really? I'm sorry.
I'll meet him again.

763
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,042
- Won't matter.
- Come sit.

764
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,794
--What?

765
00:33:26,547 --> 00:33:28,840
- Uh, Mom?
- Yes?

766
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,177
- Um...
- Oh, yes.

767
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,678
Isn't it wonderful?

768
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,015
It's...

769
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,350
- It's... it's...

770
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,644
It's...

771
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,521
The whole wall!

772
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,273
I had it painted
from one of my favorite pictures of him.

773
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,900
-Do you like it?
-Yes.

774
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,151
Sure.

775
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:54,157
It's so... big.

776
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:58,453
It's a Marco Toretti.
His specialty is large canvases.

777
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,622
Well, he did himself proud.

778
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:04,960
-And... you wanted it that big, right?
-Of course I did.

779
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,212
'Cause it's a... a real presence.

780
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,214
As was your father. Olive?

781
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,257
And he came and measured the space?

782
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,884
-Who?
-Mario Andretti?

783
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,886
Marco Toretti. Yes, he did. Why?

784
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,472
-No reason.
-I wanted something dramatic.

785
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,807
And you got it.

786
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,559
- I did.
- Okay.

787
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,103
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

788
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,068
Oh, come on, Mom. Admit it.

789
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,237
-Admit what?
-You Spinal Tapped the painting.

790
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,905
-What?
-You Spinal Tapped the painting.

791
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:37,701
You gave them the wrong dimensions
and now you are trying to pretend

792
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,328
that massive portrait is something
you intended.

793
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:42,247
-It was. Yes.
-It was?

794
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,541
You intended for Dad's eyebrow
and my forearm to be the same length?

795
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,877
-Yes.
-It's 18-feet tall!

796
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,296
It's not 18-feet tall.

797
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,673
-It looks 18 feet-tall.
-Should I get a tape measure?

798
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,008
-No.
-I can get a tape measure.

799
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,761
-Do not get a tape measure.
-Alejandro has one.

800
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,180
I don't believe you wanted
a portrait of Dad so massive,

801
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,224
-it doesn't fit on the wall!
-Well, I did.

802
00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:04,811
A portrait so big, Peter Jackson
could hang it at the Argonath.

803
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,522
-Yes, he could.
-You don't know what the Argonath is!

804
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,608
Doesn't matter.
It's a nice picture of Grandpa.

805
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,860
Mom. Do it over.

806
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,945
Get what you want.
You have the money.

807
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,907
-This is what I want.
-I swear it can't be.

808
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,366
-Why not?
-Because! Look at it.

809
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:22,162
It's nuts! "Wizard, you shall not pass!"
Seriously!

810
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,790
Fine! I made a mistake!
Are you happy?

811
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,751
I gave them the wrong dimensions,
and they screwed it up.

812
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,586
I'm a screw-up! I admit it!

813
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:34,716
Just please, don't let this be the only
thing you remember to say at my funeral!

814
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,888
So...

815
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,724
Yes?

816
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,103
Did I tell you what happened
at the funeral after you left?

817
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,397
Why, no, you didn't.

818
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,317
Because something did.

819
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,455
So nice of you to come.
You're in Florida now, aren't you?

820
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,834
We are. You should come visit us
when things calm down a bit.

821
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,920
I'll do that. I promise.

822
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,884
- Beautiful service, Emily.
- Thank you.

823
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,637
-I'm all right, Rory.
-Okay.

824
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,433
-I really am all right.
-I know.

825
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:51,436
Lorelai.

826
00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,690
Jason Stiles,
as I live and breathe.

827
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,443
You look like the hottest Italian widow
I have ever seen.

828
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,862
It's nice that you came.

829
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,656
Your father was a lion.
You know that.

830
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,076
I do.

831
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,994
I'm deeply sorry.

832
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:11,831
At least it was sudden.
Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.

833
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:14,084
Have you seen my mother by the way?

834
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:18,296
I've been successfully keeping
a living room's worth of space between us.

835
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,755
She's in hostess mode.

836
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,508
At worst, she'll send you home
with shrimp.

837
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,260
-To which I'm allergic.
-Thus fulfilling her devious plan.

838
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,931
- You happy?
- Right now or...

839
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,184
Are you happy?

840
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:33,812
Yes.

841
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,564
Umlauts.

842
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,691
- Digger.

843
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,993
What you doin'?

844
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,370
Oh, there was a screw loose
in the heating vent.

845
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,955
I didn't want it to fall out.

846
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,165
Uh-huh.
Did you service the boiler yet?

847
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,376
It was just the one screw.
That's it.

848
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,627
Garbage disposal working now?

849
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,839
I just saw it like that
and I had this with me so...

850
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,298
-And the rain gutters?
-Well...

851
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:07,220
You can't leave them clogged like that.
The water gets in the house.

852
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,848
I can't help it.
Funerals make me nervous.

853
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:10,974
- Here.

854
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,475
This is such a big house

855
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,643
and things go wrong all the time.

856
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,395
But I could have
my husband fix everything.

857
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,438
And we could move in here with you
so you would not be so alone

858
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,149
and we can take care of everything.

859
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,525
- Everything.
- Sure.

860
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,152
You will like my husband.

861
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:23,319
He's very tall and quiet.

862
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:24,820
- Okay?
- Sure.

863
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,781
Oh, Señora Gilmore, don't worry.

864
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,785
- Fine. Just take that to the kitchen?

865
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,205
-What language is that?
-I do not know.

866
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:35,290
I thought it was Spanish,

867
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,959
but I had the gardener
tell her to come in early one day

868
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,336
and he told me
she wasn't speaking Spanish,

869
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,837
It took me a while to understand

870
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:44,883
because I need the pool man
to translate for the gardener.

871
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,760
-Hey, time to get going, kid.
-Oh, shoot!

872
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,595
I have to get to the airport!

873
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,472
My goodness, so dramatic.

874
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,017
Please tell your daughter
I'm going to be fine.

875
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,729
-The two of you can just run along.
-Oh, no. I'm gonna have Luke drive her.

876
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,065
-You're staying?
-Yeah.

877
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,858
All right.

878
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,526
Grandma...

879
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,236
You made him very proud.

880
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,906
- I will call you when I get to London.

881
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,908
Emily, everything's in good shape here.

882
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,451
-I'm sorry?
-Just send her your bill.

883
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,328
Right. So...

884
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:17,457
Thank you, Luke.
Drive safe now.

885
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,749
Okay, love you.

886
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,710
Ditto. Bye, guys.

887
00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,924
So... scotch?

888
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:27,883
God, yes.

889
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,921
- One of his favorites.

890
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:08,091
A classic for a classic.

891
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,342
Hear, hear.

892
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,556
Well, I know it's getting late

893
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,184
and I know some of you have
a very long ride home.

894
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:22,689
I want to thank you for your friendship
and for being here.

895
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,525
Richard loved you all very much.

896
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,070
But before we all go our separate ways,

897
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,698
I thought we could go around
and everyone could stand up

898
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,285
and tell a favorite story about Richard.

899
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:37,953
What did she just say?

900
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:40,665
I know there are hundreds
to choose from.

901
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,918
But too bad,
I'm going to limit you to just one.

902
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,336
The best one.

903
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:49,298
The one that most sums up
the Richard Gilmore you know and love.

904
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,467
Let's start here. Jack?

905
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:57,723
Well, Richard and I go back, um, to Yale.

906
00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:01,061
-We both went there...
-Excuse me. Please switch places with me.

907
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:02,562
-What?
-There's a draft.

908
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,273
-We're outside.
-Yeah, don't wanna go next.

909
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:10,528
So, I decide to sneak a pair
of black lacy women's unmentionables

910
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,655
into his locker for everyone to see.

911
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,200
And so, one day after polo practice,

912
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,869
I'm at the locker and I'm trying
to pick the lock so that I can leave

913
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,331
the unmentionables there, and suddenly,

914
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:25,460
I look up and I see him standing there
across the way at my locker

915
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:29,297
also holding a pair
of black lacy knickers.

916
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,967
--And he sees me and we look at each other

917
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,386
holding these women's underpants.

918
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,971
So finally, Richard says,

919
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:41,517
"Well, we can't possibly
both be in black."

920
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:46,856
Wonderful.

921
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,441
--Franklin?

922
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:53,571
He cheated at cards.

923
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,325
Only with you, Franklin.

924
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,703
One day, I'd just got myself
a brand new Jaguar.

925
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:04,082
Richard said, "Let's play for pinks."

926
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,625
So I say, "Now, look here, Gilmore.

927
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:09,295
- You keep your hands off my new car."

928
00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:11,797
And he smiles and says, "Make me."

929
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,592
And next we have--

930
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,677
Oh, looks like Martin's asleep.

931
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:17,803
Lorelai?

932
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,516
-What?
-You're up.

933
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,058
No. No, no.

934
00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:24,769
Let's... let's...

935
00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,688
We can wake Martin up, huh?

936
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:31,192
Hey, Marty. Marty.
Babe Paley's in the corner.

937
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:32,443
- Lorelai.
- Hmm?

938
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,028
Just go.

939
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,615
Uh... uh...

940
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,827
The best story... best story.

941
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:44,539
There's so many great--
No... no one else wants to go?

942
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:48,042
Nope? They don't because it's my turn.

943
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,835
So, um, okay...

944
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:53,798
I'm ten, and I ask Dad if...

945
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:58,052
to play hide and seek,
and I went and hid in his steamer trunk,

946
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,012
and he left and went to Holland.

947
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,308
I'm sorry. No, it was Belgium.

948
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,353
Or... oh, uh, I'm 15,

949
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:12,107
and we were having our,
um, Gilmore Fourth of July party

950
00:44:12,192 --> 00:44:14,652
and Dad was dressed as Paul Revere.

951
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:18,906
And I guess I was supposed
to be, um, greeting people

952
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,616
or playing the flute with a peg leg,

953
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:24,119
so he came looking for me
and he burst into the pool house

954
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:27,998
where I was on the couch
with Teddy Wiedemier III,

955
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:31,544
and we had just finished, uh...

956
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:34,630
"The British are coming!
The British are--" Anyhow, you get it.

957
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:38,343
Dad's livid and he's yelling, "Emily,
our daughter's losing her virginity

958
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,553
five feet away
from the president of J.P. Morgan,"

959
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:42,305
which was embarrassing and not true,

960
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,599
because that ship had sailed
a long time ago,

961
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,142
like Niña, Pinta, Santa Maria time ago,

962
00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:48,686
if you know what I mean.

963
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,231
So...

964
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:56,611
Oh, I'm sorry, it was not Belgium.
It was Croatia.

965
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,793
It was wonderful
seeing you again.

966
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,255
We should get together next month maybe.
Can we?

967
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,464
I'd love to.

968
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,924
All right now,
you all drive carefully.

969
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,009
Thank you so much.

970
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,220
- Good night.
- Good night.

971
00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:39,529
I'm sorry.

972
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,995
You took me by surprise.

973
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,163
Not another word.

974
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,251
It was late and there was scotch.

975
00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,086
Lorelai, stop talking.

976
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,593
- I didn't mean to--

977
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,512
Don't follow.

978
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,561
Mom...

979
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:14,605
Mom...

980
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,067
Please, come back.

981
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:21,487
I didn't do it on purpose.
I had a brain freeze. I panicked.

982
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:22,488
Mom.

983
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:26,826
- You two start with the silver.
- I didn't know there'd be a... test.

984
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,411
A test?

985
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,162
-Yes.
-You didn't know there'd be a test?

986
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:33,040
-Is that what you said to me?
-I also said I'm sorry.

987
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,124
-Did you?
-Yes.

988
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,292
-Did you?
-Yes.

989
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,753
-Did you really?
-You're making me doubt it now--

990
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,296
I asked you for a story.

991
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,717
"Oh, there was a time when Dad
bought me a doll. I loved this doll."

992
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,886
Something like that.
Get out! Now!

993
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:50,558
-"I remember when he took me to the park."
-He didn't take me to a park.

994
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,142
-The zoo.
-That either.

995
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,563
The store! The club! Kathmandu!
I don't give a damn where he took you.

996
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,941
All I wanted was a fond anecdote
from his only daughter

997
00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:03,404
and what I got was a rambling diatribe
on being abandoned in a steamer trunk.

998
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:05,906
You have nothing
but contempt for this family.

999
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:06,866
That is not true.

1000
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,494
What did we do
to fill you with such contempt?

1001
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:12,538
Love you? Support you?
Love Rory? Support Rory?

1002
00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:14,206
I'm not filled with contempt.

1003
00:47:14,289 --> 00:47:17,001
All my other friends have children
who worship them,

1004
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,544
who call them every day,

1005
00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:21,005
who take pride in the family name
and traditions.

1006
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,089
I have pride.

1007
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:25,009
--Your father was a great man.

1008
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,386
A pillar of the community.

1009
00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,763
- A man amongst men.
- I know.

1010
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,348
And you dishonor him today
like this in his own house.

1011
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,058
I didn't mean to dishonor him.

1012
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:35,310
What did you mean to do?
Break my heart in public?

1013
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,980
-No fun doing it in private anymore?
-Mom.

1014
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:42,610
I know that you are in massive pain.
Believe it or not, I'm in pain, too.

1015
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,155
I'm tired and my head is spinning,
and I haven't eaten in two days.

1016
00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,323
-You? Not eaten? Please.
-Yes, me!

1017
00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:51,160
I'm surprised you didn't have
a pizza delivered during "Ave Maria."

1018
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:54,664
Well, I haven't eaten and I drank
my weight in single malt scotch.

1019
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,665
I screwed up. I made a mistake.

1020
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:58,543
That was premeditated.

1021
00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:01,629
How could it be premeditated
if I didn't know it was coming?

1022
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:05,340
You never do anything unless
it's what you want to do. You never have.

1023
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:08,094
You blow through life
like a natural disaster,

1024
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,513
knocking down everything
and everyone in your path.

1025
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:13,474
-Did Luke know what he was getting into?
-Don't.

1026
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,017
Did you ever ask him what he wanted?

1027
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,687
Where he wanted to live?
If he wanted children?

1028
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,814
I'm sure that didn't matter
to Lorelai Gilmore.

1029
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,567
Nothing matters to her
except what she wants and feels.

1030
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:25,402
God help you
if she thinks you've wronged her.

1031
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:29,364
She will hold onto that grudge forever
waiting to get back at you.

1032
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:34,453
I made a mistake! A goddamn mistake!
You've never let me make a mistake ever.

1033
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:37,623
Not once in my life, which is how
we always find ourselves here.

1034
00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:39,917
-Where?
-Standing in the middle of this room

1035
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,502
yelling at each other like idiots!

1036
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:45,047
How dare you call me an idiot!
I just lost my husband!

1037
00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:47,007
I just lost my father!

1038
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,551
And you couldn't care less!

1039
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:51,220
That's horrible.

1040
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,139
You're horrible.

1041
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,349
Get out!

1042
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,519
First the help, then me.
Seems about right.

1043
00:48:58,603 --> 00:48:59,812
Go home!

1044
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:02,940
Go back to your beloved town
with its carnies and misfits.

1045
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,610
Tell them how your intolerable mother
yelled at you at your father's funeral.

1046
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,614
They can all console you
and tell you what a witch I am

1047
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,031
and how perfect you are!

1048
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,703
Full freakin' circle.

1049
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,294
You couldn't have just said
he was well-read?

1050
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:26,839
- I know.
- "My father. Boy, did he love books."

1051
00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,257
I know, I know.

1052
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,718
"And stamps.
Whoo, that stamp collection."

1053
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,845
I was under a lot of pressure.
You weren't there.

1054
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:35,097
And how did you neglect to tell me this?

1055
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,767
-Oh, I didn't think she was mad anymore.
-You didn't?

1056
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:40,603
Well, I assumed she was,
because she hadn't answered

1057
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:43,523
any of my calls or e-mails
for the last four months,

1058
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:45,525
but I thought she'd hide it
in front of you.

1059
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,276
Because that's ever happened.

1060
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:53,491
What could possibly elicit
that kind of smile in this house?

1061
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,035
It smells meaty.

1062
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,787
Yes, but what kind of meat?

1063
00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,955
And there's cheese, and layers of...

1064
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,625
-It's crunchy.
-Huh.

1065
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,795
No, wait, it's smooshy.
It's crunchy and smooshy.

1066
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:09,549
-What's crunchy and smooshy?
-Peanut butter? Or badly mixed cement?

1067
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:13,093
So we've got meat, cheese, peanut butter
or badly mixed cement.

1068
00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,762
For God's sake, just eat it.

1069
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,056
I'll tell you what, I'll dive in first.

1070
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:20,184
Mom always made me taste her food
before she'd eat a bite.

1071
00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:25,981
Mmm. Delicious.
And it could be peanut butter.

1072
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,692
-Oh, yeah.
-Cool.

1073
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:30,820
I appreciate you inviting me to dinner.
It was harrowing out there.

1074
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:32,321
Who is this?

1075
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:34,574
Kirk, your car broke down
at the end of the driveway.

1076
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,034
It's lucky for me I'm a very loud crier.

1077
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:40,329
If your maid hadn't heard my sobs,
I don't know what would've happened.

1078
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,541
-You would've run out of Kleenex.
-It's nice we can joke about it now.

1079
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,293
Thanks for letting me stash
some boxes here, Grandma.

1080
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,338
-Where are you going to live?
-I'll get my own place again, eventually.

1081
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,924
For now she's Jack Kerouac.
She's On the Road-ing it.

1082
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,008
Pass the peyote.

1083
00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:57,054
But after you've passed the peyote,
what bathroom will you use to throw up in?

1084
00:50:57,137 --> 00:51:00,683
Well, I have many options.
Paris lets me stay with her in New York.

1085
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,518
-Or I can stay with Mom, Lane or you.
-So you're homeless.

1086
00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:05,187
--I am not homeless.

1087
00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:07,439
-But you don't live anyplace.
-Just for now.

1088
00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:10,025
You're okay with this
vagabond existence she's leading?

1089
00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:11,611
Like... like a groupie?

1090
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,988
I wish she was a groupie.
I'd get better tickets to stuff.

1091
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:17,199
-Luke! Buddy!
-Hey, everybody. Emily.

1092
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,159
-Careful!
-Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1093
00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:20,828
-No, I'll do that.
-Oh, sure.

1094
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,996
Thanks for coming.

1095
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,415
Yes. Saved us all
a very expensive cab ride.

1096
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,752
Are you all leaving now?
We all just sat down.

1097
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:31,005
Oh, no, please. Just eat.
Um, no rush. I can just, uh...

1098
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,716
- Buh-buh-buh!
- Oh...

1099
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,762
This really is delicious.

1100
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,849
Oh, thank you.

1101
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:42,933
You don't like it?

1102
00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:46,145
What? Oh, uh...  Okay.

1103
00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:48,272
Very good.

1104
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:50,691
Isn't it? I could eat here every night.

1105
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,903
-Luke?
-Hmm, yes?

1106
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,196
What do you think about
Rory's living situation?

1107
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,865
-Um...
-Her traipsing around

1108
00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,617
from one couch to another
like she's Llewyn Davis.

1109
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:01,702
Oh, it's fine.

1110
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:06,999
Well, I mean... you know,
she's grown, and she's...

1111
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:11,170
Uh, did you read her New Yorker piece
that she wrote? I put it on the menu.

1112
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:14,423
Why is everyone treating this
like it's a normal rite of passage?

1113
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:18,803
Rory is a 32-year-old college-educated
woman with no permanent address.

1114
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:19,929
That's not normal.

1115
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:22,264
Um, can I be excused?

1116
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,975
They're playing soccer
and they seem to be short a man.

1117
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,185
Go.

1118
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:30,647
Hi, I'm Kirk! Over here!

1119
00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:33,442
Explain to me again who that person is?

1120
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:36,611
-Oh, that I could.
-Grandma, don't worry about me.

1121
00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,949
I know exactly what I'm doing.
I'm busier than I've ever been.

1122
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,366
I'm traveling and pursuing a goal.

1123
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,286
I don't have to store my stuff here
if you're going to worry.

1124
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:47,206
You can leave your things here.
That's not what I meant.

1125
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:50,417
-There's a chair now.
-Oh, sure.

1126
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:58,133
Goal!

1127
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:04,890
Call me from London.

1128
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,017
-Luke.
-Yes?

1129
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:10,104
-That was just my way of saying goodbye.
-Oh, goodbye.

1130
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,689
-Good night, Mom.
-Kirk, we're leaving!

1131
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,191
-Talk tomorrow.
-Yep.

1132
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:18,653
Kirk! Now!

1133
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,421
-Thank you, Luke.
-Oh, you're welcome, Kirk.

1134
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:40,217
Before I go, we should get our stories
straight about what happened.

1135
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,595
Your car broke down, I drove to Hartford,
and drove you back home.

1136
00:53:43,678 --> 00:53:46,390
Or you broke down, I drove to Hartford
and picked you up,

1137
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,516
and drove you back home.

1138
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,768
-What?
-Much better story.

1139
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:49,894
No.

1140
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:53,480
My business is young, Luke.
There's kinks to work out.

1141
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:55,983
People don't want to know
how the sausage gets made.

1142
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,067
They just want to eat.

1143
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,694
There's no arguing
or even responding to that, Kirk.

1144
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,405
- Great. Thank you.

1145
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,115
Damn it.

1146
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,992
Petal, stop right now!

1147
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,702
I know you hear me!
I know you hear me!

1148
00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:10,747
You get back here!
Curb right! Curb right!

1149
00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,958
- Go, Petal!
- Don't encourage her.

1150
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,088
-What's all this?
-What?

1151
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:22,509
Dictionary, thesaurus, Mathematical
Principles of Natural Philosophy...

1152
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:24,344
Aw, you got a letter from April.

1153
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,389
I was two hours into deciphering it
when I got your call.

1154
00:54:27,472 --> 00:54:28,515
"Hello, Pater--"

1155
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,559
-"Father," British or Latin.
-Sure.

1156
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,602
She used the word "ontological"
three times.

1157
00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,814
She used it last time.
I looked it up and forgot it.

1158
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,565
I was looking it up again when you called.

1159
00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:39,359
That's what you get when you spawn
an MIT-going genius.

1160
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:42,112
Rory's smart. She speaks
like she doesn't need subtitles.

1161
00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,447
But she grew up with me.

1162
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:46,241
She learned her language skills
via The Breakfast Club.

1163
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,702
-Hey, how old is this coffee?
-Old.

1164
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:49,786
Oh, well.

1165
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,414
-Hey, Luke--
-What are you doing?

1166
00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:55,167
-Eating sprinkles.
-Wait, but... Never mind.

1167
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,085
Uh, did I tell you?

1168
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,379
Michel's husband Frederick wants a baby.

1169
00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:02,925
Frederick, the guy who ordered
three pancakes on three separate plates?

1170
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:05,010
The town ought to buy another pig.

1171
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:07,179
--I can't watch this anymore.

1172
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,390
Hey, Luke...
did you ever want a kid?

1173
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,936
-I have a kid.
-I mean a fresh kid.

1174
00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,396
What the hell is a fresh kid?

1175
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,107
A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

1176
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:23,070
We never had a serious conversation
about it, I don't think.

1177
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,030
That moment at the Twickham house,
but since then...

1178
00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:29,118
I figured if you wanted another kid
you would say something.

1179
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,495
I figured if you wanted another kid,
you'd say something.

1180
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,872
-I brought it up once.
-When?

1181
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,539
-Five, six years ago.
-I don't remember.

1182
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,665
At the little league game.

1183
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,253
The kid playing right field
walked off mid-inning to use the bathroom.

1184
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,547
I turned to you and I said,
"That's the kid."

1185
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,383
-"That's the kid"?
-Yes.

1186
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,635
"That's the kid" is how you say
you want to have a kid?

1187
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:47,636
In so many words.

1188
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,930
No, that is not you saying
you want to have a kid.

1189
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:53,017
"That's the kid" is acknowledging the kid
about whom you said,

1190
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,519
-"That's the kid."
-I thought you knew what I meant.

1191
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,646
Impossible, because I don't speak "huh"?

1192
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,025
Well... that's what I thought
and you didn't pursue it, so...

1193
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,484
-It was up to me to pursue it?
-No.

1194
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,152
Sorry, I...

1195
00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,781
Well, how do you feel about it now?

1196
00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,658
- What?

1197
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:11,035
Do you still want a kid?

1198
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:14,163
Oh, well, I mean... I mean, isn't it,
uh, too late?

1199
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:16,331
-I don't know.
-Look, forget it.

1200
00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,083
I have kids. I have April

1201
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:21,753
and I've always considered Rory
to be a little bit mine, so...

1202
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:25,674
Yeah, but she was so much fun to raise.
Don't you want to have that kind of fun?

1203
00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:28,552
I have fun. Look at all the chairs
I get to put on tables.

1204
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:30,845
You don't wanna toss a ball around
with your son?

1205
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:33,265
-There's Jess.
-I said toss a ball "with" not "at."

1206
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:34,766
I'm fine.

1207
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,603
-You'll never see your kid's graduation.
-I went to Rory's graduation.

1208
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,565
-It's not the same.
-I know it's not the same.

1209
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,776
I don't want you to miss out on anything.

1210
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,279
Nobody gets to have everything
they want in life.

1211
00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:49,698
All in all, I think I did pretty good.

1212
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:58,373
Okay, Sandy, see you then.

1213
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,417
- Who's Sandy?
- Do you have to know everything?

1214
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,212
I'm your best friend
and business partner, so yes.

1215
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:04,879
Sandy is our surrogate.

1216
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,757
- You're doing it.
- We're thinking about it.

1217
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,882
Exciting!

1218
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:11,553
I just hope it works.
A baby would really help everything.

1219
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:14,097
- We want cake!
- Coming. Take it.

1220
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:15,724
Who's gonna help me
light the candles?

1221
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:17,851
- I will, I will!
- Fun, fun, fun!

1222
00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:28,487
Here you go. Freshly made.

1223
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:31,281
Thanks. It's been at least an hour
since my last infusion.

1224
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:34,701
So, I have all your paperwork.
I'll make sure everything's in order.

1225
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:37,329
-You can flip through this while you wait.
-Thanks.

1226
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:43,585
Really good coffee.

1227
00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:45,879
-Is it?
-Yep. Strong. A little crunchy.

1228
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,131
Good. Good.

1229
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,093
Okay, I will take a look.

1230
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,767
-You're supposed to be looking with me.
-Sorry.

1231
00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:00,935
So, what are we looking at here?

1232
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,937
-Potential surrogates.
-Surrogates. Yes.

1233
00:58:03,022 --> 00:58:04,939
And these surrogates will...

1234
00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:06,691
-Carry the baby.
-Our baby.

1235
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,152
-Yes. They'll carry our baby.
- I'm confused.

1236
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:11,530
Am I supposed to be having sex
with these women?

1237
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,740
-What?
-I don't wanna have sex with her.

1238
00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:16,076
No, you're not having sex
with these women.

1239
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,287
-What? You'd have sex with her?
-No.

1240
00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:20,330
-How about her?
-No.

1241
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:21,456
She's holding a bat.

1242
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,583
You could play softball
and do it in the dugout.

1243
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,170
I don't want to have sex with her
or any of these women.

1244
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,463
I don't want to have sex with anyone ever.

1245
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:31,050
- Except me.
- Lorelai, why are we here?

1246
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:33,010
I tried to broach the subject of adoption.

1247
00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:34,844
I don't want to go to Bangladesh
to get a baby.

1248
00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:36,721
I don't want to go to Woodbury
to get a light bulb.

1249
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,765
If you won't adopt,
this may be our only option,

1250
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,726
- and I don't want another picture window.
- What?

1251
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:44,354
When we remodeled the house,
you wanted a picture window,

1252
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:48,442
but it looked weird with the other windows
and so you gave it up. You settled.

1253
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,860
I do not remember
wanting a picture window.

1254
00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,488
Well, you did.
Now it's another thing on the list of

1255
00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,574
"things I don't have
because I'm with Lorelai."

1256
00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:57,867
-Like peace.
-And a picture window.

1257
00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:00,495
I do not want a picture window.

1258
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:04,041
Moron!
When I say "a VIP," I mean a VIP.

1259
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,292
I got them coffee.

1260
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,711
If we were Starbucks,
you'd be employee of the month.

1261
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,339
Since we're not, you're just
the first Smith grad I've fired this week.

1262
00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:15,469
Lorelai! So great to see you!
I am so sorry for the wait.

1263
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,887
-Paris, that's fine.
-Don't stand there shaking. Just go.

1264
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,181
Apologize to your parents.

1265
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:21,766
Tell them you'll pay them back
for the semesters you studied

1266
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:24,561
Buffy the Vampire Slayer's effect
on the feminist agenda.

1267
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,397
-Okay, so, hello, Luke.
-Hi.

1268
00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,358
-You remember me.
-You're hard to forget.

1269
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,318
Flattering. Let's go.

1270
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:36,490
Now, I rarely act
as a case personal liaison anymore,

1271
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,617
but when I heard it was you coming in,
I said,

1272
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,161
"That woman was practically
my second mother.

1273
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,080
No one else is handling this case."

1274
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,749
Aw, that's very sweet of you, Paris.

1275
00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:48,418
So, the spiel. Dynasty Makers.

1276
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,920
We are the largest full-service fertility

1277
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,006
and surrogacy clinic
in the Western Hemisphere.

1278
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,468
No other company offers more services,
medical and legal,

1279
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:59,138
and no company has
a higher approval rating.

1280
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,347
Did you check Yelp?

1281
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:01,848
-No.
-Check Yelp.

1282
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,850
-Oh.
-So, you know how this works?

1283
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:06,603
Uh, we look through there and pick?

1284
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,148
Give me that.
Bargain-basement breeders.

1285
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:13,318
I'm not letting any of those
bottle-service bimbos carry your baby.

1286
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:16,488
No, for you I pull out the prime meat.

1287
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:20,283
Am I blacking out?

1288
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,076
How's Rory?
She back from London?

1289
01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:23,662
She was, but she's there now.

1290
01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,705
-Hard to keep track of our girl, huh?
-Yeah.

1291
01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:29,251
Okay. So, it's pretty cut and dry here.

1292
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:32,921
We plant an egg in a viable body,
we fertilize it and out comes a baby.

1293
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:35,215
Bing bang boom.
Have you thought about eggs?

1294
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:38,343
-Uh...
-Using eggs over age 44 with IVF,

1295
01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:41,596
the chances of having a baby
is about 1% per try.

1296
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,349
-Wow, super fun fact.
-She keep you in stitches, this one?

1297
01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:47,060
Oh, yeah.
Hey, how much is this gonna cost?

1298
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:50,147
A lot. But, again, Lorelai's
the only mother I ever had,

1299
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:53,650
except for Nanny Soledad,
so there's mondo discounts involved.

1300
01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,694
How much time
did you spend with this girl?

1301
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,154
-So, Luke.
-Yeah.

1302
01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:58,322
How are the boys?

1303
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,657
-What? What is she doing?
-I don't know.

1304
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:03,410
I'm good at visually sussing out
the situation down there.

1305
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,036
Please stop sussing.

1306
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:08,457
From a cursory glance,
you seem symmetrical and well-balanced.

1307
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,209
Make sure he sticks with the boxers.

1308
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:13,878
Okay, here's a sampling of what we've got.

1309
01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:17,257
Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

1310
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:20,719
Tall, short, athletic, artsy.

1311
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:24,348
We even got 'em
with a little extra junk in the trunk,

1312
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,475
if you secretly like 'em that way, Luke.

1313
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:30,229
I'm sorry. Am I or am I not having sex
with this woman?

1314
01:01:30,312 --> 01:01:31,730
That's a sick thought.

1315
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,940
You're not having sex with her.
She's married.

1316
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:36,443
-You made it sound like--
-We've got Jews, Christians,

1317
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:39,613
Muslims, Hindus, atheists, one Wiccan,

1318
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:42,324
and for a premium,
you can get the cream of the crop,

1319
01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:44,158
top of the line, army wives.

1320
01:01:44,243 --> 01:01:47,078
Sturdy, reliable, great at packing.

1321
01:01:47,161 --> 01:01:51,040
Oh, wait, sorry.
I have to take her off the available list.

1322
01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:54,628
She just conceived.
Very high-profile client.

1323
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,005
Let's just call him... Doogie Howser.

1324
01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:58,757
You mean Neil Patrick Harris?

1325
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,592
Wow. Little louder, please.

1326
01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:04,304
Okay, so now his cover's blown,
but, yes, it's Neil Patrick Harris.

1327
01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:06,765
-What kind of a cover--
-It's Neil Patrick Harris.

1328
01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,475
Did you hear?
It's Neil Patrick Harris.

1329
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,602
-I did hear, yes.
-Neil Patrick Harris.

1330
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:14,231
-You look upset, Luke.
-No. What makes you think I'm upset?

1331
01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:16,483
You're not excited
about Neil Patrick Harris.

1332
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:20,737
I'm very excited for Neil Patrick Harris
if this is what he wants.

1333
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,946
Is it not what you want?

1334
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,197
-I...
-I understand.

1335
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:24,574
It's a big decision, having kids.

1336
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:27,911
There's rewards,
but also constant panic and worry.

1337
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:30,414
Are they healthy? Does everything work?
Are they smart?

1338
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:34,251
McDonald's fry stations are filled
with college-educated moderate achievers.

1339
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,085
And then there's the lottery of nature.

1340
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:37,837
I mean, I said to Neil,

1341
01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:40,840
"Are you prepared to have
a really unattractive child

1342
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:42,426
that would not look good on camera?

1343
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,886
Would you be okay if your child

1344
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:47,221
was not an actor but an agent?"

1345
01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:49,641
-I need to leave.
-Luke, wait.

1346
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:54,521
Oh.  Sorry, Paris, I--

1347
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:58,275
Yes. Go. Talk it through.
I'll send you a DVD of my top picks.

1348
01:02:58,358 --> 01:03:00,360
I'll also include a copy of Gone Girl.

1349
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:02,862
-NPH was great in that.
-Thanks.

1350
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:06,616
No.

1351
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,799
Thank you, Francis.

1352
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:27,220
Oh, sod it, bring the bottle.
We're celebrating.

1353
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,933
I love coming here
because they hate that I do.

1354
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,018
-Really?
-They wouldn't let women in

1355
01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,355
until the mid '80s.
It was only supposed to be

1356
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:40,233
well-behaved wives with tiny feet,
not hellions like myself.

1357
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,569
--I helped kick open those doors.

1358
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,322
-Oh, thank you, love.
-My pleasure, Ms. Shropshire.

1359
01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:49,117
So, to us.

1360
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,077
Hellions in arms.

1361
01:03:53,287 --> 01:03:57,417
Mmm. I must tell you,
I've had such amazing feedback

1362
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,752
for the Talk of the Town piece.

1363
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,629
Far more than for anything
I've ever written.

1364
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:02,088
Oh, I doubt that.

1365
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:04,215
So, the book.

1366
01:04:04,298 --> 01:04:06,217
-Yes.
-I go back and forth,

1367
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,677
back and forth, you know.

1368
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,888
I never really wanted
to write about myself.

1369
01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:13,892
My fields are feminism,
environmentalism, and who am I?

1370
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:20,524
But if I found someone really like-minded
who I could write it with,

1371
01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:24,736
somebody like yourself...
Well, that's intriguing.

1372
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,988
I've never done anything like this before.

1373
01:04:27,071 --> 01:04:29,491
I don't care about that.
I only care that it's honest.

1374
01:04:29,574 --> 01:04:33,453
-I want to be seen as I am, warts and all.
-I'm great with warts.

1375
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:37,374
Even if I waver,
if I let my vanity in the door,

1376
01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:39,418
you must remain steadfast.

1377
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:42,253
Francis, what is that?

1378
01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:45,590
Uh, this is the fluke carpaccio
with lime and chilies.

1379
01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:47,050
Is it?

1380
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,678
And who's the genius
who ordered this magnificent dish?

1381
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:52,013
Uh, Dr. Reynolds over there.

1382
01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,723
Hmm...

1383
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,934
Would it be possible
for this particular plate

1384
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,478
to go missing and for you to rush back

1385
01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:00,814
and get another one
for the darling doctor over there?

1386
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,441
Uh, of course, Naomi.

1387
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:08,697
Oh, it's delicious.

1388
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:11,616
Everything tastes so much better
when it's stolen.

1389
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,618
Mmm, that is good.

1390
01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:16,079
Mmm, so, let's talk time frame.

1391
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:19,958
I think it'll be about eight weeks
to work up a proposal for the publishers

1392
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,668
and supply a sample chapter.

1393
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,421
How much access can you give me?
Interviews are everything.

1394
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:27,591
Oh, full access, darling.
Follow me everywhere except the loo.

1395
01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:30,176
--Actually, the loo's fine, too.

1396
01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:33,304
-Francis, who's that burger for?
-Um, Ms. Kipney.

1397
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,474
Trust me, she won't enjoy it.
Half of it's going to her dog.

1398
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:41,020
So, um, the only thing left to discuss
is financial stuff.

1399
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,564
The lawyers can do that, right?

1400
01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:45,734
It's 50-50. Split down the middle.
We're in this together. Yes?

1401
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:47,193
Yes.

1402
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,445
Right.

1403
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:51,280
Now, keep your eyes peeled for dessert.

1404
01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:57,370
I can't believe it's only two o'clock.
Two o'clock in the afternoon.

1405
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:59,372
I feel like I've been awake for days.

1406
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:03,334
It's the jet lag. And the bourbon.
I drank straight bourbon.

1407
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,753
I'm now a midday straight bourbon drinker.

1408
01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:09,591
I'm gonna have to keep up with Naomi
if I'm going to write this book.

1409
01:06:09,674 --> 01:06:13,720
She drinks as fast as she talks
and she never seems to get tipsy at all.

1410
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,055
She seemed to get smarter
and more coherent.

1411
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:19,225
Or maybe she just seems smarter
and more coherent.

1412
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,434
This is great, right?

1413
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:24,188
I mean, now I have something concrete
to talk about at my Condé Nast meeting,

1414
01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:29,235
and she mentioned publishing excerpts
in Vanity Fair, which would be amazing.

1415
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:32,363
It's not really what I do,
but it's good for now.

1416
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,659
And it's money.
Money is nice.

1417
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:39,454
Now I have to hang out with her more
to get a handle on the first few chapters

1418
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,706
so we can bid it out and see who wants it.

1419
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,292
That starts in a month,
when she gets back from India.

1420
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,003
Basically, I had a good day.
How was your day?

1421
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,338
Well, I had my dry cleaning delivered.

1422
01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:50,840
-Oh, I think I win.
-I don't know.

1423
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,425
I really like these pants, so...

1424
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,970
-I'm glad it went well.
-It did.

1425
01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:59,140
-Tonight, I'll take you out to celebrate.
-I'd like that.

1426
01:06:59,223 --> 01:07:02,101
Tomorrow, I'll tell you all I've heard
about Naomi Shropshire.

1427
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:04,145
I don't care if she's difficult.

1428
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,773
Oh, she's difficult and a little weird.

1429
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:08,900
Well, I like weird.
I was formed by weird.

1430
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:11,069
It could be great,
and you deserve that.

1431
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:13,238
I do. I do deserve that.

1432
01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:15,699
Did I tell you she lost her shoes
at the club?

1433
01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:18,242
-You did not.
-I didn't notice until we were leaving.

1434
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,329
She was walking as if she had shoes on.
I mention it and she said,

1435
01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:24,958
"I left them somewhere."
How do you do that? It's snowing outside.

1436
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,085
-See? Weird.
-Weird makes good copy.

1437
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:30,547
-So does a great writer.
-Those pants did put you in a good mood.

1438
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:34,050
Do you have to go back to work?

1439
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,260
The pants can't be
the accomplishment of my day.

1440
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,972
Plus, I have competition now.
You're going to be an author.

1441
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,600
-It's not like I'm John McPhee.
-Yet.

1442
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,852
I'll send the car for you at 8:00.

1443
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,937
-I'm gonna use your desktop, okay?
-All yours.

1444
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:49,315
-Where are those boxes I sent here?
-The maid stuffed them in the closet.

1445
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,359
-I need to look for something.
-Your lucky outfit?

1446
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,526
- Do not mock.

1447
01:07:52,611 --> 01:07:54,153
I am not mocking.
It's a great outfit.

1448
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,447
You were wearing it
when I saw you in Hamburg.

1449
01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,994
Hey, is there anything in here
that you don't want me to see?

1450
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:04,288
-Like body parts?
-That would be on the list, sure.

1451
01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:07,876
No, like, uh... other girl's things.

1452
01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:09,586
-All clear.
-Okay.

1453
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,714
Hey... I wouldn't do that.

1454
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:15,216
Leave things around for you just to...

1455
01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:17,260
-I wasn't accusing--
-I know. I'm just--

1456
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,348
Look, we have an agreement.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

1457
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,558
We do.

1458
01:08:24,558 --> 01:08:27,145
And when we leave Vegas,
we forget about Vegas

1459
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:30,106
until we're back in Vegas
and then it's just us in Vegas until...

1460
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:31,107
Throw me a rope, man.

1461
01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:34,110
I'll see you at 8:00.

1462
01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,700
-Your phone.
-What's it say?

1463
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,661
"Paul dinner. Don't forget."

1464
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:45,079
-Oh, crap.
-That's a lot of exclamation points.

1465
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:47,331
-I forgot.
-It was the excitement about my pants.

1466
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:49,667
-Go. Vegas.
-But-- Yes. Vegas.

1467
01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:54,255
I've got to break up
with this guy.

1468
01:09:02,596 --> 01:09:05,642
-Excuse me, your password?
-Wafflehousebutterbob.

1469
01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:07,518
-Cute.
-Isn't it, though?

1470
01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:09,228
Okay, I'm here now.

1471
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,981
Uh-huh. You two, park it over there.

1472
01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,943
No, there is no return policy.
What's she going to return? It's a baby.

1473
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:17,737
I'll call and see if she wants it,

1474
01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:20,448
but last time it was Brad
who put the kibosh on it.

1475
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,075
-Hello, Luke.
-Paris, hey.

1476
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,160
Could you bring them a salad, no croutons?

1477
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:25,954
Don't let them con you into Diet Cokes.

1478
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:29,415
-I wanted to apologize for the other day.
-No need.

1479
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:30,709
I've been in this racket for years

1480
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,419
and sometimes I'm a little too
"let's get down to it."

1481
01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:35,797
-Think I may have scared you a bit.
-Not at all.

1482
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:39,342
Look, you just need to know I'm good.

1483
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,469
I'm the Pablo Escobar
of the fertility world.

1484
01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:44,013
I move the best product,
and I would like to help.

1485
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,890
-I appreciate that, but--
-I get it.

1486
01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:48,267
You're a small-town boy.
You get your milk from a cow.

1487
01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,603
Actually, everybody gets their milk
from a cow.

1488
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,147
So I thought I'd make it
a little more homey for you.

1489
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,774
Girls, I'd like to you meet Luke Danes.

1490
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,985
Jill and Jane are two of my top breeders.

1491
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,194
Excuse me?

1492
01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,363
I thought you could all sit and talk.

1493
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:03,032
Ask them questions.
Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

1494
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:05,243
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

1495
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,833
Dragonfly Inn.

1496
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,376
Michel, put Lorelai on the phone.

1497
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,503
-Who is calling?
-Michel!

1498
01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:18,297
Oh, Luke.
How nice to hear your siren call.

1499
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:22,593
Find Lorelai and tell her that there are
two arm-wrestling breeders here

1500
01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:24,888
-and I need her help!
-What?

1501
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,141
Paris?

1502
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,351
-Rory, hi!
-What are you doing here?

1503
01:10:30,434 --> 01:10:31,770
-Oh, I'm working.
-Here?

1504
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,354
Wherever there's
an old or defective uterus.

1505
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,774
-I did not hang up, Michel!
-You eating?

1506
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:38,401
No, I'm just grabbing coffee.
So jet-lagged.

1507
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:40,987
I'm heading to your place.
Oh, can I crash at your place?

1508
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,322
-Absolutely, you have the key.
-Find her!

1509
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,867
I have to run an errand first.
You wanna come with?

1510
01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:49,787
Sure. Ladies, I'll be back in a few.
Close the deal.

1511
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,582
Excuse me?
I don't think the Wi-Fi is working.

1512
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,210
Capital "B" on "butter."
Yeah, I'm still here, Michel.

1513
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,337
-Luke!
-Not now, Taylor.

1514
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,965
Well, then when?
I have called, I've left messages,

1515
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,259
I even slipped notes
under your door at night.

1516
01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:04,803
Which I turned over to the FBI.

1517
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:08,597
I know for a fact
that you have had septic tank issues.

1518
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,475
Taylor, do you see
people in here trying to eat?

1519
01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:13,770
I do. And you know
what happens after they eat?

1520
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,897
-Oh, jeez...
-It's still not working.

1521
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:19,525
Luke, I love this town.
Do you love this town?

1522
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:20,651
- No.
- Excuse me.

1523
01:11:20,734 --> 01:11:22,736
Could the capital "B" be on "bob,"
not "butter"?

1524
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:26,074
I think this town
is destined for greatness.

1525
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:27,784
All the pieces are there.

1526
01:11:27,867 --> 01:11:30,369
It's just a matter
of finding that special something

1527
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,496
-to put it over the top.
-Like a sewer system.

1528
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:35,124
Yes, because
when you have a sewer system,

1529
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:38,086
then you're part of something
bigger than yourself.

1530
01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:41,505
-Like the universe, only more hygienic.
-Taylor--

1531
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,632
I'm sorry.
The password is still not working.

1532
01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:47,428
Of course the password's not working!
It's fake!

1533
01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:49,722
He has been giving out fake passwords

1534
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,391
ever since he got Wi-Fi
in this damn place!

1535
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,602
How stupid are you people anyway?

1536
01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:56,479
He doesn't want
to give out his password

1537
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:59,315
because he doesn't want you here
checking your Facebook,

1538
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:02,777
or answering your e-mails,
or YouTubing Zoella,

1539
01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,737
or whatever the hell it is you're doing.

1540
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:09,367
This isn't your office. It's a diner!
Go home!

1541
01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:12,203
Pay for Wi-Fi! I do.

1542
01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,538
I... can't...

1543
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:17,083
You know what? Never mind.

1544
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:21,128
I was wrong. You don't deserve
perpetually unclogged toilets.

1545
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,055
Taylor!

1546
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,684
Really?

1547
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:38,897
Now that I've gotten--

1548
01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:43,651
Hell of a week.

1549
01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:46,487
♪ Oh, friends ♪

1550
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:50,074
♪ Waving from a passenger train ♪

1551
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:53,411
♪ Oh, boy ♪

1552
01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:57,706
♪ Familiar to me in impossible ways ♪

1553
01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,543
♪ A new day ♪

1554
01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:05,756
♪ A picture in my hands
Of who I used to be ♪

1555
01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:07,175
- Hey!
- Crap!

1556
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,467
Come back here!

1557
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,178
Stop it!
What is wrong with you?

1558
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,931
I told you!
My town, my corner!

1559
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,390
But I'm your sister!

1560
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:16,267
- No proof of that.
- Ask Mom!

1561
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,852
Mom lies!
You better run, little sister!

1562
01:13:18,937 --> 01:13:22,273
It was over the minute
he wanted to do something creative.

1563
01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:24,901
Wow, you and Doyle split.

1564
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:27,946
He's a screenwriter now.
Have you been to the movies lately?

1565
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:30,406
-I know.
-Suddenly he's in jeans

1566
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:34,493
and wearing faded $200 rock T-shirts
with bands on them he's never seen.

1567
01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:37,496
He's flying out to "the coast,"
as if this is not a coast.

1568
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,041
He drinks vodka
because it has less carbs.

1569
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:44,545
Then he started selling things
and I realized, "This is going to stick."

1570
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,130
I am so sorry.

1571
01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:48,466
It's fine.
I'll kill him in court.

1572
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,592
Sure.

1573
01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:52,261
I'll be using that Def Leppard T-shirt
to clean my windows.

1574
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:54,805
I've been waiting a half hour!
It's freezing!

1575
01:13:54,888 --> 01:13:58,142
You shouldn't have
four-starred me last time.

1576
01:13:58,226 --> 01:14:00,561
Don't you maybe wanna
try to work it out nicely?

1577
01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:04,190
You guys have kids and you were
a good team at one point.

1578
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:06,943
That was before Brett Ratner
gave him the keys to his pool house.

1579
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:11,197
Okay, ladies.
You have arrived.

1580
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,742
-Thanks, Kirk.
-You're welcome. Come again.

1581
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:18,037
-And does Lane have an extension cord?
-I'll see.

1582
01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,498
I know you guys were friends,

1583
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:23,084
but if push came to shove,
and we had to make T-shirts...

1584
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,128
-Team Paris all the way.
-Thanks.

1585
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,755
Can you say he felt you up at a party
for the deposition?

1586
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:28,672
No.

1587
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,675
You're all I've got.
Our nanny looks like Benicio Del Toro.

1588
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:32,760
Oh, you're here.

1589
01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:35,263
Remember to call my mom
to rate me!

1590
01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:40,934
Lane, you remember Paris.

1591
01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:42,478
-I do. Hi.
-Hi.

1592
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:45,564
- Um, do you still need your boxes?
- Yes, definitely.

1593
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,192
Oh, Kirk, come on!

1594
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,612
-I had Zach pull them out for you.
-You're welcome.

1595
01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:53,947
- Thanks, Zach.
- Don't look at me. I'm not me.

1596
01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:56,117
-What are you trying to find?
-My lucky outfit.

1597
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,995
-Is it, like, a cheerleader uniform?
-Yes, exactly like that.

1598
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,329
- Is this your house?
- Yep.

1599
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:02,290
-Who gets it when you split?
-What?

1600
01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,833
- Is he him yet?
- No!

1601
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,543
Rory, are you staying in the spare room?

1602
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:07,711
-No, it's all yours, Brian.
-Did you get beer?

1603
01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:09,047
There should be some in there.

1604
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,465
-Uh, can I help?
-Um, yeah. Look through this box.

1605
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,384
I'm looking for a red dress, full skirt.

1606
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:17,096
Okay, red dress, full skirt.
Oh, this is nice. Wear this.

1607
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,639
No, it has to be my lucky outfit.

1608
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,809
My Condé Nast meeting is in two days
and I have to find that outfit.

1609
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,061
- Is he him yet?
- No, he's not!

1610
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,397
I didn't ask for this promotion, okay?
Back off.

1611
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,025
There's nothing wrong with
bringing home the bacon.

1612
01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:30,651
Well, it's not in here.

1613
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,903
Okay. I'm me.

1614
01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:35,531
Steve! Kwan! Come in here!

1615
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,658
Help your Aunt Rory find her outfit.

1616
01:15:37,741 --> 01:15:39,243
-Who did your work?
-What?

1617
01:15:39,327 --> 01:15:41,245
-Them. Friedman?
-I...

1618
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:43,747
-Rasouli? Mendelssohn?
-I just had them.

1619
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:44,957
Fine. Don't tell me.

1620
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:48,461
Hey.

1621
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,588
To answer your 43,000
frantic voicemails,

1622
01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,548
you do not have anything
at the dry cleaners.

1623
01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:55,509
-Rats.
-Seriously, it was Kopelson, right?

1624
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:58,262
It wasn't natural.
Your husband's junk isn't symmetrical.

1625
01:15:58,345 --> 01:15:59,722
Wait, what?

1626
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:03,101
It's not here.
Maybe it's at Grandma's.

1627
01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:04,893
- How was London?
- Great.

1628
01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:07,020
-Where'd you stay?
-With Didi. Same as always.

1629
01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:11,150
I love that you have a friend named Didi.
Makes you sound so Fridays on ABC.

1630
01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:12,651
Have you spoken to Grandma lately?

1631
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:16,989
- Why?
- It's been quiet regarding the blowup.

1632
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,699
-I've been busy.
-You should call her.

1633
01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:21,034
-De-ice this situation.
-I will.

1634
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:22,953
-When?
-When it feels right.

1635
01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:25,581
-You are both being stubborn.
-Well, she started it.

1636
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:28,042
Aren't we supposed to cut her
all sorts of slack right now?

1637
01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:29,377
I mean, she lost her husband.

1638
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,879
Did you ever imagine
there'd be a Grandma without a Grandpa?

1639
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,216
-No.
-Check on her.

1640
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:36,717
Fine. I'll check on her.

1641
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,137
Good. Maybe while you're there,
you can find my outfit.

1642
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:42,055
Wow, the student surpasses the master.

1643
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:46,644
- Great.
- What?

1644
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:48,687
My Condé Nast meeting got pushed again.

1645
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:52,441
Aw, sorry, hon.
So you don't need that outfit after all?

1646
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,402
- You're going.

1647
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,530
-Oh, man.
-What now?

1648
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:58,947
Poor Paul.

1649
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,825
-Hey, you have got to--
-I know, I know.

1650
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,541
- All right, let's do this.
- Yes!

1651
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,626
So, are they serious?

1652
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:11,835
One, two!

1653
01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:27,810
♪ Pretty soon now
You know I'm gonna make a comeback ♪

1654
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,438
♪ And like the birds and the bees
In the trees ♪

1655
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:32,690
♪ It's a sure-fire smash ♪

1656
01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:38,028
♪ I'll speak
To the masses through the media ♪

1657
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:43,701
♪ But if you got anything to say to me
You better say it with cash ♪

1658
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:47,788
♪ 'Cause I've got the trash
And you got the cash ♪

1659
01:17:47,871 --> 01:17:50,374
♪ Baby, we should get along fine ♪

1660
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,336
♪ So give me all your money
You know I think I'm funny ♪

1661
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:56,547
♪ Can't you see me smiling?
Can't you see me laugh, I'm the man ♪

1662
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,549
♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪

1663
01:17:58,632 --> 01:17:59,633
♪ I'm the man ♪

1664
01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:01,385
-♪ That gave you the hula hoop ♪
-♪ I'm the man ♪

1665
01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:02,636
♪ I'm the man ♪

1666
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:04,012
♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪

1667
01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,765
♪ I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo ♪

1668
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:11,061
-♪ I'm the man ♪
-♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪

1669
01:18:11,144 --> 01:18:13,856
-♪ I'm the man ♪
-♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪

1670
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,775
-♪ I'm the man, yeah ♪
-♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪

1671
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:26,619
-Mom?
-Hola, hello.

1672
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,881
Mom!

1673
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,554
Take that box
and put it downstairs.

1674
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:47,556
Come back up here
and get these presents.

1675
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,976
-Mom, are you here?
-Lorelai? I didn't know you were coming.

1676
01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:52,853
Holy shit!

1677
01:18:52,936 --> 01:18:55,939
Berta, these boxes need to go outside.

1678
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:58,025
- What? What? What?
- They go outside.

1679
01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,361
Take the boxes. Oh, good.

1680
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:02,070
- Did you call?
- Did I?

1681
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,947
Because today is a very bad day.

1682
01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,158
What is going on?
Who are all these people?

1683
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,578
-Well, that's Berta.
-I know Berta.

1684
01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:10,704
That's Berta's husband.

1685
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:13,291
No, that's Berta's husband,
that's his brother,

1686
01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:16,335
-and I think those are someone's parents.
-And the kids?

1687
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,212
I thought they were all hers,
but now I'm not sure.

1688
01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:20,381
No, this goes.

1689
01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:24,092
Mom... what...
Can we get a minute?

1690
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:28,306
Fine.
Uh, could you all give us a minute alone?

1691
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,098
Mom, "alone" looks a lot like gas.

1692
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,393
I don't know
how else to communicate with them.

1693
01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:35,354
Leonard Marlin's daughter works at the UN.
I had her come over.

1694
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:37,356
She doesn't know
what language they speak, either.

1695
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,317
Mom, what is going on here?

1696
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,610
-You mean with the house?
-Start with the house.

1697
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,696
I'm decluttering my life.

1698
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,323
-You know Marie Kondo?
-No.

1699
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:46,657
-You don't?
-No.

1700
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:48,409
-She's Japanese.
-Okay.

1701
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:49,993
-You still don't know her?
-She's Japanese?

1702
01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:51,119
-Yes.
-No.

1703
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:54,623
She wrote a best-selling book
on decluttering. So, I'm decluttering.

1704
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,584
I was starting to feel claustrophobic.

1705
01:19:56,667 --> 01:20:00,045
I'd wake up in the night feeling like
the house is closing in on me.

1706
01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:02,590
-Like I couldn't breathe, you know?
-Oh, yes, I know.

1707
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:05,301
One of the ladies in my garden club
bought this book,

1708
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,553
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.

1709
01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:10,598
She said it made everything better.
Are you paying attention?

1710
01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:13,351
-The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up?
-You know it?

1711
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:15,353
Written by that Japanese woman,
Marie Kondo?

1712
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:16,604
-Yes.
-No.

1713
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,146
Well, people swear by her.

1714
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:22,526
She tells you to take everything you own
and put it in piles on the ground.

1715
01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:25,654
Then you pick up each possession
and you hold it.

1716
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:29,533
If it brings you joy, you keep it,
and if it doesn't, out it goes.

1717
01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,620
No joy.

1718
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:35,414
-He's taking the dining room chairs.
-They don't bring me joy.

1719
01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:39,668
--This box needs to be taped.

1720
01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:41,920
Oh, by the way,
if I get a terminal disease,

1721
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:45,090
I want to move to Washington State to die.
They let you do that there.

1722
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,550
Die? They let you die?

1723
01:20:46,634 --> 01:20:48,886
With dignity and in your own time frame.

1724
01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:52,305
I'll die there and then you need
to ship me back here for burial,

1725
01:20:52,390 --> 01:20:55,017
which costs a fortune, I found out.

1726
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:59,312
So, in the safe there's an envelope
labeled "body-shipping cash."

1727
01:20:59,397 --> 01:21:01,064
I could also go to Vermont,

1728
01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,859
but we vacationed there once
and it was terrible.

1729
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,068
Squirrels.

1730
01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:07,320
So, Washington it is.

1731
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:09,865
It's the middle of the day.

1732
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,992
Taste it.
See if it brings you joy.

1733
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:17,080
Oh, God.
I haven't sat down in six hours.

1734
01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:18,374
Cheers.

1735
01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:25,047
--So come on, Mom, talk to me.

1736
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,050
Why are you wearing jeans?

1737
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,594
-What?
-Because it's terrifying.

1738
01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,680
I started this process with my closet.

1739
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:35,474
Nothing I owned brought me joy,
so I ran out of clothes.

1740
01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:36,809
I don't know where I got these.

1741
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,852
-They're mine.
-They are?

1742
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:41,313
Did you not notice
the Billy Squier patch on the butt?

1743
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,608
-You can have them back.
-I have not been pining for them.

1744
01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:46,944
I have to get back to work.
Kitchen's next.

1745
01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:48,862
Stop.
You're not gonna have anything left.

1746
01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:51,532
That's okay.
What I do have will bring me joy.

1747
01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:52,825
Mom...

1748
01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:56,328
nothing is gonna bring you joy right now.

1749
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,331
Nothing. Your husband just died.

1750
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:03,752
When some time passes and you realize
you've given away all of your stuff,

1751
01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:05,838
you're going to track down
and kill Marie Kondo.

1752
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:08,215
Then you're gonna go to jail
wearing those jeans,

1753
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:11,635
and the Winchester Mystery Family
will be living here in your ball gowns.

1754
01:22:13,386 --> 01:22:15,556
-I don't know how to do this.
-Do what?

1755
01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:17,891
-Live my life.
-Oh, Mom...

1756
01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:19,810
I don't know
what to do or where to go.

1757
01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:21,979
I've forgotten
which side of the bed to sleep on.

1758
01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,523
I was married for 50 years.

1759
01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:26,024
Half of me is gone.

1760
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:28,694
Ah, you don't understand.

1761
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:31,279
-I understand.
-You can't understand. You're not married.

1762
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:34,199
-Luke and I are as good as married.
-No, you're roommates.

1763
01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:36,744
Someday you'll go off
and find another roommate.

1764
01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:39,746
I had a real partner
for 50 years and now I'm alone.

1765
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,711
Are you still going to that grief group?

1766
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:48,005
-Oh, God, no.
-Why not?

1767
01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:50,257
All those women
with red noses and Skechers.

1768
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:53,594
-All they do is sit around and complain.
-What an annoying grief group.

1769
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:56,555
When it's my turn,
there's no time left to talk about me.

1770
01:22:56,639 --> 01:22:58,974
-Right.
-I have problems. I can't help them.

1771
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:02,102
Well, what about seeing someone
one-on-one?

1772
01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:04,730
-What do you mean?
-You know, just you and them.

1773
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,524
-Who?
-Just a person.

1774
01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,484
-What kind of person?
-A normal person

1775
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:11,028
with an office and a prescription pad.

1776
01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,238
-You mean a psychiatrist.
-That could work, too.

1777
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:16,283
-You want me to go to therapy.
-Till you get back on your feet.

1778
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:19,077
I knew it. You have been trying
to get me to a therapist

1779
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:20,996
ever since you saw that Tony Soprano show.

1780
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,123
I have not.
He did make it look cool though, right?

1781
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:25,250
-No.
-What's the big deal?

1782
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,585
I'm not crazy.

1783
01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:29,421
No. You're in pain.
This is uncharted territory.

1784
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,715
If it might help, what's the harm?

1785
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,886
-I'll think about it.
-Okay. But really consider it.

1786
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:39,014
-I will.
-And if you do it, commit.

1787
01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,348
You know, really go for it.

1788
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:42,059
-I will.
-Jump in with both feet.

1789
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:45,103
Five, six days a week.
Really Woody Allen the hell out of it.

1790
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:47,397
-I got it.
-'Cause he's totally normal now.

1791
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,982
I promise, Lorelai.

1792
01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:54,238
I'd better try to get my bedroom set back.

1793
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:57,866
Okay, but first,
don't you think you want to...

1794
01:23:57,950 --> 01:23:58,951
What?

1795
01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:02,037
Oh, God, yes.

1796
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:20,388
♪ Hey, sweet Annie ♪

1797
01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:22,432
♪ Don't take it so bad ♪

1798
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,937
♪ You know the summer's coming soon ♪

1799
01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:33,276
♪ Though the interstate is choking
Under salty, dirty sand ♪

1800
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:37,072
♪ And it seems the sun
Is hiding from the moon ♪

1801
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:43,536
♪ The snow is coming down
On our New England town ♪

1802
01:24:43,621 --> 01:24:47,332
♪ And it's been falling all day long... ♪

1803
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,752
Oy! Danesy-boy!

1804
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:53,505
So dressing up of the dog
extends to outside of the house now, huh?

1805
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,841
He wanted to go public.
It's a whole new world.

1806
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,968
-Uh-huh.
-I can only support with love,

1807
01:24:58,051 --> 01:24:59,052
not judgment.

1808
01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:00,763
- So that's me.
- Yeah.

1809
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,098
-And that's...
-It's his order pad and pencil.

1810
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:05,100
Sure, sure.
And the baseball cap?

1811
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,810
His head's too big.
None of yours fit.

1812
01:25:06,894 --> 01:25:09,312
-Oh, okay. Let's get a drink.
-Okay.

1813
01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:10,522
My man!

1814
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:13,901
-Do I want to know what that's--
-No.

1815
01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:15,235
--You don't.

1816
01:25:15,318 --> 01:25:16,779
Okay. Oh.

1817
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:19,322
-What?
-Uh, nothing.

1818
01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,617
-What's up?
-It's just Paris

1819
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,077
sending me pictures of potential,
you know...

1820
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:26,163
She's tall.
Want to start a basketball team?

1821
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,248
Uh, didn't you say we're not doing that?

1822
01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:30,709
Oh, I e-mailed her
that we're tabling it.

1823
01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,127
-Tabling it?
-Back-burnering it?

1824
01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:33,378
Just tell her no.

1825
01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:34,546
-That's what tabling means.
-No.

1826
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:37,549
That means you'll do it eventually.
Are we doing it eventually?

1827
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,509
-No. You said no.
-And you said no.

1828
01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:40,636
We both said no.

1829
01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:43,972
So...

1830
01:25:47,350 --> 01:25:49,937
Don't need a surrogate.

1831
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:52,105
Done. Let's get that drink.

1832
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:53,649
Okay.

1833
01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:56,443
Two big gloggs.

1834
01:25:56,526 --> 01:25:58,946
Hey, Kirk.
Taking the day off of Ööö-bering?

1835
01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:01,740
-I don't know what you're talking about.
-You know, Ööö-ber.

1836
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,491
-No.
-Kirk, Ööö--

1837
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:04,827
Stop making that noise.

1838
01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:09,206
If anyone from the Uber corporation
or their handsome attorneys contacts you,

1839
01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:11,124
please tell them it was my brother

1840
01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:15,671
and not me, who recklessly violated
trademark laws and perpetrated fraud.

1841
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:18,716
Dirk has always been a disappointment
to the family.

1842
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:19,800
Your gloggs.

1843
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,551
-Kirk--
-Next!

1844
01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:24,054
Okay. Your car is done.

1845
01:26:24,137 --> 01:26:27,766
I do not guarantee it will make it home,
or even out of the gas station.

1846
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:29,184
I bet it will.

1847
01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:31,770
Come get it now. It's idling.
I'm afraid to turn it off.

1848
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,563
Okay, we'll be right there.
Love you.

1849
01:26:33,646 --> 01:26:34,857
Buy a new car.

1850
01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:37,275
-Where's Paul Anka?
-He's chasing ice skaters.

1851
01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:39,569
Oh, boy. Hi, Mom.

1852
01:26:39,652 --> 01:26:41,947
-You answered. You never answer.
-I did.

1853
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:43,949
-Sure I do.
-Are you drunk?

1854
01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:45,283
Mom, what can I help you with?

1855
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,703
I just wanted you to know
that I took your advice.

1856
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:50,038
-Are you drunk?
-I found a therapist.

1857
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:52,875
-You're kidding.
-Linda in my garden club is bipolar,

1858
01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:55,335
so I asked if she had someone
she could recommend.

1859
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:57,504
-Good thinking.
-She's a lovely woman.

1860
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,131
-Linda?
-No. The therapist.

1861
01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:01,759
Linda's a nightmare.
She cries if the tea is cold.

1862
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:05,721
But the therapist is wonderful.
Very tasteful office.

1863
01:27:05,804 --> 01:27:07,472
She burns a candle
that smells so delicious,

1864
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:08,766
I bought one to have at home.

1865
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,017
Sounds great.

1866
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,852
-I could get one for you.
-Sure.

1867
01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:15,355
I go there once a week and we just talk.
Talk about anything.

1868
01:27:15,438 --> 01:27:18,525
-Or nothing if there's nothing on my mind.
-Sounds great, Mom.

1869
01:27:18,608 --> 01:27:20,693
She told me to get rid
of the Marie Kondo book.

1870
01:27:20,778 --> 01:27:22,946
I like her already.
Hey, I did something right.

1871
01:27:23,030 --> 01:27:24,156
Law of averages.

1872
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,951
I bought a notebook so I can write down
things I want to discuss with her.

1873
01:27:28,035 --> 01:27:30,453
-That way I won't forget.
-Very sensible.

1874
01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:32,873
I told her it was your idea
that I come see her.

1875
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:33,957
You did?

1876
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,793
I did. Thank you, Lorelai.

1877
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:40,047
Thank you for suggesting it.
I think it's exactly what I needed.

1878
01:27:40,130 --> 01:27:43,466
Wow, I'm so glad, Mom. Really.

1879
01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:46,511
-I'd love for you to meet her sometime.
-Sure.

1880
01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:48,305
Maybe next time I go, you could come by.

1881
01:27:48,388 --> 01:27:51,224
Oh, Mom, I would love
to meet your therapist.

1882
01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:55,353
Really? Great.
I go on Tuesday at 3:00.

1883
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,772
Tuesday's probably fine.

1884
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:59,024
Wonderful!
Oh, you're going to love her.

1885
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:00,233
I'll text you the address?

1886
01:28:00,317 --> 01:28:01,484
- Text away.

1887
01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:04,279
-See you then.
-See you then, Mom. Bye.

1888
01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:08,408
-What sort of attack are you having?
-Are you crazy?

1889
01:28:08,491 --> 01:28:10,452
-Why?
-You're going to therapy with your mother!

1890
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,537
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

1891
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:13,747
She wants me to meet her.

1892
01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:16,792
- What do you think that means?
- Luke, look.

1893
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:20,170
My mother took my advice.
Do you understand what I'm saying?

1894
01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:22,172
The advice that I gave her,
she took it.

1895
01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,549
That's never happened before.
Ever.

1896
01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:28,053
She's feeling good about it
and just wanted me to meet her--

1897
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:30,138
Oh, crap!
I'm going to therapy with my mother!

1898
01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:38,772
- Oh, boy.
- Come on.