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[Clock Ticking]

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(CHUCKLES)

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I would like to say that

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I was wrong.

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And...

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I'm very, very sorry.

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About what?

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- What do you got?
- Oh, good grief.

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What? Mom! (CHUCKLES)

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It was a blanket apology.
I think that's generous.

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Plus, it's retroactive.
So, enjoy.

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A blanket apology.
Claudia, is that
even allowed?

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Everything is allowed here.

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Feel free to apologize,
scream, cry,
complain, argue.

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Anything short of
physical confrontation.

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There goes my next thing.

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Did I not tell you?

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And now you've
brought the room
to a crashing halt.

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Like it was
a Penn and Teller show
before this?

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Oh, that mouth.

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Mom, you were the one
complaining that I wasn't
saying anything.

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Without my mouth,
how do I speak?

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To quote Alanis Morissette,
"Isn't it ironic?"

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Do you have any idea
what that means?

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Claudia, let the record show
I broke the silence here
today, okay?

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She wasn't saying
anything either.

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Write that down
in your scorebook.

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I am not keeping score here.

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But the apology
was completely insincere.

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Put that
in your scorebook, too.

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She should not
get points for that.

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I'm not keeping score.

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It's insulting to apologize
if you aren't apologizing
for something specific, okay?

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Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)

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Sorry. How do I get out
of this?

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Lorelai, listen to me.

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We are here today
so that Claudia can meet you

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<i>and see the two
of us together. That's it.</i>

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Stop pressing.

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(SOFTLY) Okay.

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(SIGHS)

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How much time
do we have left?

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About 40 minutes.

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(GROANS)

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(SIGHS)

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LORELAI: Psst.

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- (WHISPERS) How much
time do we have--
- Stop asking that!

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Why, did I bring
the deafening silence
to a crashing halt again?

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Just bring a watch
next time,
or an egg timer.

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Whatever, just stop
bothering her.

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Can I, uh, jump in here?

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- Please.
<i>- You're not prisoners.</i>

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Neither one of you.
And there are no rules.

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<i>So talk or don't talk.</i>

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Because there's a lot
being said in the silences.

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Wait, what do you think
is being said?

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Yeah, is that what
you're writing down
in your book?

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- Do we get to see
those notes?
- Who's winning?

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No one's winning,
and my book is confidential.

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If you're trying to
read Claudia's watch,

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I'm gonna throw
you out that window.

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- Well, ladies,
I'm afraid time's up.
- Yes!

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- I don't believe it.
- (SIGHS) What?

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- You ran out the clock.
- So did you.

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Today was for you
to speak, not me.

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I spoke. You gave me
credit for speaking, right?

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That's not what
I'm doing here.

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Fine. We'll just have to
start over next week.

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- We're on for Tuesday
at 10:30.
- I can't make it.

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You have something
more important to do
next Tuesday?

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Just my life, Mom.

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I'm sorry. I didn't wanna
burden you with this,

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- but I guess
I'm going to have to.
- Oh, boy.

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Your mother is in pain.
A widow in pain.

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I think that's
a good place to stop.

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That's a terrible place
to stop.

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She doesn't get to
go out like that,
does she?

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With the bazookas blasting?

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I have somebody waiting.

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So this is an intrusion.
Is that what you think?

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- My big bazookas
are intruding on you?
- Mom...

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Doesn't it mean
anything to you,
that I am this raw nerve

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appealing to my only child
to help me
through this period?

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So... 10:30.

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10:30.

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Well, she used that maneuver.
Write that down.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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<i>♪ Welcome to our world
of food and fun</i>

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<i>♪ Welcome,
welcome everyone ♪</i>

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Let's start with
the Swedish meatballs,

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then get some
Peruvian salchipapas

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and then
the Indonesian
rice porridge.

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Head straight for
the Norwegian stomach pump.

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It all looks good.
Shoot. I have to
leave in a half hour.

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Wait, wait, wait.
You can't leave.

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I have to leave
in half an hour.

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Luke, I have
a plane to catch.

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Yeah, but I gotta
get back to the diner.

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- Who's gonna stay here
with her?
- What am I? Four?

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I can watch her
if you need to go
back to the diner,

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but you need to be back
in less than 45 minutes
to relieve me.

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Guys, please, I have been
successfully eating by myself
for five or six years now.

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Plus Gypsy's over there.
She can watch me.

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- Oh, yeah.
- That'll work.

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Oh, hey, guys.
How's it going?

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It's a disaster.

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Some of our cuisines
didn't show up.

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So what?
You got a good turnout.

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We advertised
an international
food festival,

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all 195 countries
represented.

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And a paltry 15 showed up.
Kirk, what happened?

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Well, Guam had a last-minute
parent-teacher conference,

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Kazakhstan had car trouble--

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I told Kazakhstan
to get a ride with Poland
if that happened.

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Oh, does no one listen?

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KIRK: <i>Bangladesh's kid
has an earache,
Chad has acid reflux,</i>

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Brazil's niece
has a soccer game,

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Turks and Caicos
got foot fungus,

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and Singapore is
just being a dick.

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Other than that,
127 countries
never got back to me.

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People are going to have to
expand on the cuisines
they're offering.

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Grab your flags.
I'm calling an audible.

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Israel, grab some yams
and crayfish.

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You're also
Papua New Guinea.

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Italy, add Slovenia, Tibet,
and the islands of Kiribati.

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Let's hustle, people.

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I'm gonna go
hang out in Korea.

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I'm gonna get
a cup of Kofi Annan.

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That's just a little
international humor.

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Very little. See ya.

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Ooh, this looks good.
What's this?

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That's the compost heap.

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Oh.
(PETAL OINKING)

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I'm really hungry.

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How's things
in the Koreas?

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Oh, and Guam and Bulgaria?
Great.

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Move, move, move.

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Stop. Line up.

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Oh, hello, Rory.

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Hello, Mrs. Kim.

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Uh, this is Mama's
new choir.

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Fresh off the boat.
I'm getting them
ready for the circuit.

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Now, sing.
(BLOWS MOUTH ORGAN)

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(SINGING SOFTLY IN KOREAN)

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They sound good, Mama.

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Please, they suck eggs.

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Language, Mama!

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No, I mean
all they do is eat.

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Eggs, bread, fruit.
The toilet paper
they go through.

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I don't want to know
what they do with it.

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Sing out, Louise Pang!

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Um... Hello?

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Rory? Sandee Martin
from SandeeSays.
You get the basket?

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I did. Hi, Sandee.

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<i>Those muffins? The raspberry?
Don't you want to
make love to them?</i>

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Multiple times, yes.

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Now, when am I getting you
to join my team?

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Sandee, that's so flattering.
I just don't think--

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No! This thing
we've got here,

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it doesn't end
till I hear a yes.

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I'm just kinda busy now.

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<i>Of course you're busy.
You're Rory Gilmore.</i>

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<i>But I've got plans to
overtake</i> Huffington Post
<i>within a year,</i>

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and I need your voice
at SandeeSays to do that.

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Sandee, thank you.
The site is really great.

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I just don't think
I can devote the time
right now.

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<i>- I'm on my way to London--</i>
- We'll pause here.
Talk to you soon.

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- Bye.
- (CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING)

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Small plates, high prices.
That's just
the way I roll, pal.

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Gypsy, whip up
a quick poutine.

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- You're taking over Canada.
- (GASPS SOFTLY)

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Whip up a what?

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So we have $27 bid
on Cassie's
beautiful basket.

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<i>Do I hear a $28?</i>

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- Hey, let's bid.
- Why?

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Basket bidding was part
of our early romance.
It's nostalgic.

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Why would I want
Cassie's basket?

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- Dirty.
- Dirty. I know.

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- $28!
- She doesn't want you
eating her basket.

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I'm gonna
stop talking now.

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We have a bid of $28.
Do I hear $29?

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- $29!
- You're bidding
against yourself.

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It's for
a good cause. $30!

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(SINGING SOFTLY IN KOREAN)

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Okay. The tambourine
is scaring them.

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They'll get used to it.
Just like
electricity at night.

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Your mother is
a woman of vision.

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Always.

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Oh, hey, my dad's here.

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Oh, hi, Mr. Kim.

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- Jackson.
- Hey, Lorelai.

193
00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,611
- LORELAI: Hey.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

194
00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,738
- No Sookie?
- Oh, she wanted to come,

195
00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:10,408
but something started
sprouting from the steps
to the backyard.

196
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She wanted to see
if it was edible.
I'm not kidding.

197
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(PANTING) Jackson,
you're the Virgin Islands
and Qatar.

198
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Burundi, I need to
talk to you!

199
00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:21,461
Do I want to know
what that was about?

200
00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:22,962
I'd stay out of it.

201
00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:25,590
Okay. It's probably best.

202
00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:28,551
- What's the big deal?
- What's the big deal?
What's the big deal?

203
00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,136
- Do you not have eyes?
- Kirk, whoa, whoa, whoa.

204
00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,971
Calm down.
What is the problem?

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This man is the problem.

206
00:08:33,723 --> 00:08:35,433
It's a classic
Vietnamese dish.

207
00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,768
It's pig genocide
and nothing less.

208
00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,270
It's delicious.

209
00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:40,605
Do you wanna
take this inside?

210
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What does that even mean?

211
00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:44,442
We're outside, sir,
so we can only
take this inside.

212
00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,902
Calm down, Kirk.
Come on, man.

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00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,446
It... it's not Phan's fault.
A pig is food.

214
00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:49,572
<i>Et tu,</i> Luke?

215
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,200
But I saw you inhale a BLT
at the diner yesterday.

216
00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,411
- Yeah.
- A BLT is lettuce,
tomato, and...

217
00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,290
- I'm a monster.
- Sorry, Kirk.

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KIRK: Oh, God.
Oh, God.

219
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,335
LUKE: Mmm.

220
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,836
Mmm.

221
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,963
(CHUCKLES)

222
00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:09,050
I know I'm not the one
you wanted eating
your basket, Cassie,

223
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,593
but this is really good.

224
00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,522
Red and rashy.
All over my chin,
all down my neck.

225
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,982
You can't see it
'cause of the makeup.
It's this weather.

226
00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,067
Oh, one more, love.

227
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,944
- Are you good?
- This is just water.

228
00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:31,072
It's like winter is Hitler
and my skin is Poland.

229
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,408
Come April, my face is
like one of Shakespeare's
first folios.

230
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,160
Of course you don't have
these problems, do you?

231
00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:37,537
I'm lucky.

232
00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:41,874
Oh, your cheeks are like
two white apples.

233
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,168
Look at her cheeks.

234
00:09:44,377 --> 00:09:47,588
Tell me you don't want
to take a bite
out of those cheeks.

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I do. (CHUCKLES)

236
00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:50,174
Okay. So, uh,
Naomi. (CHUCKLES)

237
00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:51,759
- Yes.
- I was thinking

238
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:54,011
maybe we could talk
about the theme of the book.

239
00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,181
That would be me.
I mean,
I'm the theme, right?

240
00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,767
For sure.
But there are many ways
to approach you.

241
00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:02,895
(SIGHS) I'm not approachable.
Oh, it's my mother's fault.

242
00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,314
I hate my mother. Oh!

243
00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:07,066
(GASPS) Don't write that.

244
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,443
- Don't write that.
- But I'm a writer.

245
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,071
Sweetie, you want facts.
Facts are what you want.

246
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,573
Well, facts are dull.

247
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,949
Oh, thank you.

248
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,576
Well, not so much
in a biography.

249
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,954
Oh. Well, let's not do that.
A biography.

250
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,039
Let's do something fresh.

251
00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:23,749
Like, uh...

252
00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,126
Let's make it
a children's book.

253
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,419
A children's book?

254
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,254
It could deal in archetypes.

255
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,132
A whale and a rabbit.
One of them
can represent me.

256
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,800
Are you the whale
or the rabbit?

257
00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,928
Mmm. I don't know.
Thoughts?

258
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:41,100
Here's one.
Uh, why don't we just focus
on your story for now,

259
00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:43,853
and then we'll talk
about the whale
and the rabbit later?

260
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:47,231
Darling Boswell,
I do so want to be
in sync with you.

261
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,360
Oh. No, we are in sync.
I swear. I...
I really believe that.

262
00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:54,280
Aren't these glasses
gorgeous?

263
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,533
They won't tell me
where they get them from.
They're proprietary.

264
00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,786
God, I hate England.
I'm voting for Brexit.

265
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,580
It's just a protest vote.
It'll never win.

266
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,790
- A whale and a rabbit.
- It's not funny.

267
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:05,916
It's pretty funny.

268
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,752
And she kept
coming back to it,

269
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,421
comparing the archetypes
to characters
in some play by Aeschylus.

270
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,256
Oh, and you haven't lived
until you've heard

271
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,091
a tipsy Brit try to
pronounce Aeschylus.

272
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,926
Hey, Aeschylus is hard
even when you're not tipsy.

273
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,970
It was like her lips
were falling off.

274
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,930
And try convincing her
that Willy Loman

275
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:21,891
is not one of
the characters in Aeschylus.
That was a hoot.

276
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,517
Oh, well,
I'm learning so much here.

277
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,311
She had five martinis. Five.

278
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,729
And she got there
before I did.

279
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,105
So I don't know how many
she had before.

280
00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,274
I've read things
about this woman.
It all kind of aligns.

281
00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:33,611
I did, too. Her decades
of breaking barriers
and empowering women.

282
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,946
Her drunken,
naked tirade
through Harrods.

283
00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:37,907
Halfway through
her third martini,

284
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,909
she asked if she could
lick my juicy apple cheeks.

285
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,577
Ooh, do I want to know
what that means?

286
00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,954
- My brain is fried.
- Well, let's talk about
something else.

287
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:47,291
Oh, Conde Nast.
Just got the message.
Pushed again.

288
00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:50,503
- You're kidding.
- I know I'm not
their highest priority,

289
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,380
but Conde Nast
asked for this meeting.

290
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,799
Months ago.
This came from them.

291
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,677
Conde Nast?
Procrastinators supreme.
May I?

292
00:11:58,636 --> 00:11:59,679
LOGAN: <i>Help yourself.</i>

293
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,765
How you doing, Rory?
Long time, no see.

294
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,684
(STUTTERS) It's been
a very long time.

295
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,352
I didn't know you two
were still in touch.

296
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:09,689
Rory was passing through town
on a job and I begged her
to have lunch.

297
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,357
Hmm. Nothing better to do?

298
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,900
(CHUCKLES) He did beg.

299
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,695
So? What about Conde Nast?
Are they dicking you around?

300
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,656
No. Just, um,
lots of postponements.

301
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,617
- You want me to make a call?
- To Conde Nast?

302
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:23,828
I can set a meeting,
make it stick.
It's no problem.

303
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,706
No, that's okay.
Thank you, Mr. Huntzberger.

304
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,332
So what brings you
into town?

305
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,126
She's working on
a book proposal.

306
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,044
Co-writing with
Naomi Shropshire.

307
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,338
(CHUCKLING)
Naomi Shropshire?

308
00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,048
Have some
hangover medicine ready.

309
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,842
- (MITCHUM LAUGHS)
- She's a character.

310
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,218
<i>But that's what
makes her unique.</i>

311
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,761
Ah, I gotta go.

312
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,847
Um, hey, the party next week
for your uncle...

313
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,098
Is Odette coming?

314
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,349
She will be there.

315
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:48,310
Gets engaged to a girl who
lives in another country.
Smart girl.

316
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,730
- (CHUCKLES)
- And Conde Nast?
The offer stands.

317
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,398
You're very nice.
Thank you.

318
00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:55,025
I believe
that's the first time
anyone's said that to me.

319
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,487
I mean, someone
not sticking
a shiv in my back.

320
00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,239
(CHUCKLES) See ya.

321
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,657
(LOGAN SIGHS)

322
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,661
- How did this happen?
- It's okay.

323
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,913
- He's seen us.
- As far as he knows,
we're just friends.

324
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,458
Of all the millions
of restaurants,
he walks in here?

325
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,002
What?

326
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,254
Eh, this is one of
the family holdings.

327
00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:16,714
'Course it is.

328
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,175
Why do you think
I sprung for
the $300 bottle of wine?

329
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,510
(SIGHS)

330
00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,680
(LAUGHING)

331
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:33,022
All the town fire hydrants
will remain red in color

332
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,900
until the county rules
on our request
to customize them

333
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:40,446
based on each corner's
individual aesthetic.

334
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,989
Now, as some of you
will recall,

335
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:43,407
two months ago I announced

336
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:45,075
that we will be holding
the first annual

337
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,411
Stars Hollow
Gay Pride Parade.

338
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,206
2016 was the perfect year
to hold it

339
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,917
<i>because it coincided
with an important date.</i>

340
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,128
The 70th birthday
of one Miss Liza Minnelli.

341
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,088
(CHUCKLING)
That's Liza with a "Z."

342
00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,423
We know how
to spell, Taylor.

343
00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:01,091
He's always
been condescending.

344
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,220
But I have to
inform you that
after exhaustive research

345
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,931
and an informal census,
we made
a surprising discovery.

346
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,266
There just aren't
enough gays
in Stars Hollow.

347
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,560
- How is that possible?
- We have such cute houses.

348
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:12,978
ANDREW: <i>And antique shops.</i>

349
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:15,064
We asked for volunteers
to come forward,

350
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,066
and so far
the list is miniscule.

351
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,275
We have Donald...

352
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,236
- Hi, everybody.
- Donald's a pro.

353
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,780
...who will be marching
with his chow chow, Sherlock.

354
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:23,989
Sherlock's gay?

355
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,199
No, he's just my dog.

356
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,326
Adele and Lois
have signed up.

357
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,119
- Adele and Lois
are a couple?
- Shh.

358
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,539
TAYLOR: <i>Astonishingly, that's it.</i>

359
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,583
Now, I have contacted
some of the mayors
of neighboring towns,

360
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,461
to see if they would be
willing to lend us
some of their gays,

361
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,798
but, uh, so far not
a one has cooperated.

362
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,466
- Ingrates.
- Is this really happening?

363
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:44,343
We lent them our
riding mowers one year.

364
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,178
Why can't they
lend us their gays?

365
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:47,763
Tell that to Hank
from Woodbury.

366
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:50,140
Donald, why don't you
ask your cute friend Cliff
to march with you.

367
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,309
- Cliff would do it.
- Cliff is straight.

368
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,477
Get outta here.

369
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:54,812
- Donald's gay?
- Shh.

370
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,313
But I'm confused.

371
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,649
So we're just stuck,
people. Stuck.

372
00:14:58,858 --> 00:14:59,775
Taylor, question.

373
00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:00,943
Yes, Gypsy?

374
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,320
Are you sure
there isn't anybody
you're leaving out?

375
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:05,573
Anyone else who could
march in this thing?

376
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,158
Anyone at all?

377
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:13,581
Nope.

378
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:14,832
Well, there you go.

379
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,084
So, with apologies
to Miss Liza Minnelli,

380
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:20,838
we'll table the parade
for now and see what
we come up with next year.

381
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,089
Sorry, Donald.

382
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,466
Oh, Cliff and I are
going kayaking
that day anyway.

383
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,343
Now, on to our last
order of business...

384
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,512
Uh, Lorelai,
maybe you can
pay attention here.

385
00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:29,847
This concerns you.

386
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,390
You've got
my full attention, Taylor.

387
00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,559
I believe that bag
of profiteroles you snuck in

388
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,352
has at least part of
your attention.

389
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,855
Well, develop
a creamy filling,
and I'm all yours.

390
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,857
(SIGHS) Now,
as many of you know,

391
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,276
a big Hollywood movie
is being filmed

392
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,028
in our neighboring town
of Woodbury.

393
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,280
I lobbied to have
the movie shot here

394
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,490
in Stars Hollow,
but Woodbury won out.

395
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,367
- Good.
- No, bad.

396
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,996
Because all the big-name
stars of the movie
are staying in Woodbury,

397
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:57,374
but my little birds
are telling me that
a bunch of B-level actors

398
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,876
are staying
at the Dragonfly.

399
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,836
- (MUMBLES)
- What?

400
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:03,964
Yeah, so?

401
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,175
We cannot afford to have
Stars Hollow known

402
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,552
as a place that welcomes
B-level actors.

403
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:11,013
Who's staying at
the Dragonfly, Taylor?

404
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,681
Guys, this is
private information.

405
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,016
Xander Sackovich.

406
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,267
<i>- He's staying there.</i>
- BOOTSY: Who?

407
00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:16,393
Exactly.

408
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:17,436
How did you get
my guest list?

409
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:18,646
<i>Dexter Schmid.</i>

410
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:19,772
Now you're making that up.

411
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,190
He's on the list.

412
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,566
Taylor, who are
your little birds?

413
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:25,194
"Lydia Papadokolis,
Tara Grabowski."

414
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,113
Taylor, what does it matter
who's staying at
Lorelai's place?

415
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,407
And how is that
any of your business?

416
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:34,745
If you must know,
our tax base is receding.
Alarmingly.

417
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:38,582
And it's the tax base
that pays for gazebo upkeep,

418
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,459
street sweeping,
twinkle lights.

419
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:43,629
If we want to remain
a world-class
tourist destination,

420
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,589
we cannot lower
our standards.

421
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:48,092
These are paying guests.
Who cares what they've done?

422
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,928
Hey, I brought up
a couple of their credits
on my phone here.

423
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,097
Sackovich did <i>Law And Order.</i>

424
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,431
That's not very impressive.

425
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,558
Yeah, who hasn't done
the mother lode?

426
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,228
And Tara Grabowski did
an independent movie

427
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,772
and a two-episode
arc on <i>Blue Bloods.</i>

428
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:02,940
Bit of a stretch.

429
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,985
Yeah, you can't call
two episodes an arc.
That's misleading.

430
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,321
And are these washouts
spending money around town?

431
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,949
Adding to the tax base?
I'm not seeing that.

432
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,575
They're probably
studying their lines.

433
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,953
And having sex.
They have a lot of sex.

434
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,788
TAYLOR: <i>My same
little birds are telling me</i>

435
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,707
that the A-listers
are throwing money

436
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,792
around Woodbury like
there's no tomorrow.

437
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:25,671
Matthew McConaughey buys
three newspapers a day.

438
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,297
I like that about him.

439
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,842
And Jessica Chastain
bought a full bag of

440
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,302
assorted toiletries
and two sun dresses.

441
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,595
Money in the bank.

442
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,099
Taylor, you want
a surefire way to
bring in cash, open a bar.

443
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,517
And keep it open late.

444
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,144
- It'd be a windfall.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

445
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,104
We'll open a bar
over my dead body.

446
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,815
Well then, why don't you
just start taxing
the Secret Bar?

447
00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:47,151
(ALL SHUSHING)

448
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,486
- The what?
- Nothing.

449
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,614
All right.
It's getting late, people.
Let's adjourn.

450
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,451
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

451
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:59,204
Lorelai, at least find out
if any of your
B-listers are gay

452
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,373
and if they're willing
to march in a parade?

453
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:02,624
No, Taylor.

454
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,002
(SIGHS) I'm an island.

455
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,213
(DOOR OPENS)

456
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,381
Where have you been?

457
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,841
Oh, at a meeting
with the accountant.
I told you.

458
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:13,510
Oh, that's great.
I'm sprinting
around like a madman,

459
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,220
keeping this teeny
tiny place running,

460
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,097
and you're off
whooping it up
with the accountant.

461
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,682
Whooping it up?
I could barely keep
my eyes open.

462
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,517
Hold on.
These are heavy.

463
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,227
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

464
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,771
(CHUCKLING) Excuse me.

465
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:27,191
I know you're disappointed
that we have
no exercise equipment,

466
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,776
so I ran home
and I brought you

467
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,361
some of my own
personal dumbbells.

468
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,906
They're pretty small.
I'm used to big dumbbells.

469
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,700
Yes. So am I.

470
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,911
Excuse me. Lorelai!

471
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,496
Ah. What?

472
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,581
Have you looked
these people up?
These are B-level.

473
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:43,874
No. Not this again.

474
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,501
And the one with
the skateboard?

475
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,836
He doesn't ride it.
He just carries it around.

476
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,046
I'm not even
listening to you.

477
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,714
And the girls all stand
at the mirror

478
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,841
looking at themselves
like they're God's gift,

479
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,719
making it impossible for me
to stand at the mirror
and look at myself.

480
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,054
- Enough.
- And the boys

481
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,223
all stare at their phones
with their mouths open.

482
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,808
They never close them.
(GRUNTS)

483
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,060
They all have stupid
ventriloquist dummy mouths!

484
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,645
- Kitchen. Shh!
- And what is the mother lode?

485
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,772
They keep telling stories
about the mother lode.

486
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,607
Hey, what is the matter
with you?

487
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,400
You've been
spitting nails all week.

488
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,152
Are you aware
that the A-listers

489
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,987
in this stupid movie
are all staying
in Woodbury?

490
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,573
- Painfully.
- At the Cheshire Cat.
The Cheshire Cat.

491
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,242
With their
watery orange juice,

492
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,494
scratchy towels,
and really stinky croissants.

493
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,246
Yes, we're better
than the Cheshire Cat.

494
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,289
We are better,
but they have suites.

495
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,417
Big, comfy suites
with soaking tubs
and mini-fridges.

496
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,545
- We hate mini fridges.
- Of course we do.

497
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,046
But Jack Black
wants a mini fridge.

498
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,840
Cate Blanchett
wants a mini fridge.

499
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,551
It's Dexter Schmid
and Lydia Papadokolis

500
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,427
who compromise
their standards and stay

501
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,304
in our tiny rooms
without mini fridges.

502
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,973
Our rooms are beautiful.

503
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,767
But no Nespresso machines.

504
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,270
Daniel Radcliffe
likes his ristretto
in the morning

505
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,355
and his half-decaffeinato
in the evening,

506
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,358
while he reads the papers
he borrowed from
Matthew McConaughey.

507
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,776
How do you know all this?

508
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,027
We don't have a spa,
we don't have a gym.

509
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,320
We don't have the space.

510
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,573
Well, these people care
about their pecs
and their glutes.

511
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,284
They work them out.
Then they want them
oiled, rubbed and scraped.

512
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,036
And then they like to
sit in in their suites,
and soak in their tub,

513
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,289
and have pressed juice
that they kept cold
in their mini fridge.

514
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,207
We've peaked.
Let's face it!
We've peaked.

515
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,459
- Michel...
- It's all downhill
from here.

516
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,128
Our destinies are set,

517
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,630
and Jennifer Lawrence
is never, ever going to
stay here.

518
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,465
And what's the point
of living if we are never

519
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,467
going to bag
Jennifer Lawrence?

520
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,264
Liz... Liz,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.

521
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,308
This is a lot to digest.

522
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,310
Say that again?
Uh-huh.

523
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,561
- You ready?
- Hit me.

524
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,229
- My sister's joined
a cult.
- Which one?

525
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,981
I'm trying to
figure that out. Liz?

526
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,317
Oh, hi, T.J.
Yeah, what is the cult?

527
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,027
Uh-huh, I see.

528
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,487
No, no, no,
it makes perfect sense.
It's a vegetable cult.

529
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,740
- Ah. One of those.
- Yeah, they joined it
by accident.

530
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,491
How do you
accidentally join
a vegetable cult?

531
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,327
- It's Liz and T.J.
- Grab some wine.

532
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,329
Yeah, all right.
Talk to my brother-in-law.

533
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,789
Hi, T.J.
Oh, hi, Liz.
It's Lorelai.

534
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,750
How do you
accidentally join a cult?

535
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,336
Uh-huh. I see.

536
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,879
Oh, that makes
perfect sense.

537
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,924
They signed up for a co-op
that has great vegetables,

538
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,300
filled out the paperwork,
signed it,

539
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,011
and it turned out
to be a cult
that grows vegetables.

540
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,513
- They can't
get out of it?
- You can't get out of it?

541
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,307
Got it.
Not for six million years.

542
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,935
Oh, well, at least
there's a cut-off date.
Here.

543
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,979
Liz? Oh, hi, T.J.
Listen, can I call you back?

544
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:14,524
I don't know, sometime before
the six million years is up?
Will that work?

545
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,901
Great. Bye.

546
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,445
Those vegetables better be
fresh and crunchy.

547
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,988
Boy, I don't want to
talk about it.

548
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,532
Then let's not talk about it.
Here, sit. Sit.

549
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,701
Got chicken scaloppini
for you,

550
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,828
linguine with
meatballs for me

551
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,623
and a hanger steak
for Paul Anka.

552
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,583
Hey, how was work?

553
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,669
Crazy. By which I mean,
Michel is crazy.

554
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:34,795
Ah, what else is new?

555
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,463
(SIGHS) He's been
so on edge lately.

556
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:37,673
He keeps saying
we've peaked.

557
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:38,882
How have you peaked?

558
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,717
The place has been
booked solid
ever since you opened.

559
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,386
But it's so small.
Just ten rooms

560
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,638
and no suites,
no mini fridge,
and no room to grow.

561
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,223
- You don't need to grow.
- Tell him.

562
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,683
Why does everything
need to grow?

563
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,142
If something's good,
keep it the same.

564
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,644
Yeah, but I kinda get
what he's saying--

565
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,104
No, you don't need more.

566
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:53,772
Okay.

567
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,900
Listen...
I don't mean to be
so firm about this,

568
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,194
but don't let
a guy like Michel
get in your head, okay?

569
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:01,697
He's been
complaining for 20 years.
Let him complain.

570
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,407
- I know.
- You want me
to talk to him?

571
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,283
The last time
you talked to him,

572
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,742
he spent an hour
in my office, crying.

573
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,577
Well, something
good came out of it.

574
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,204
(CHUCKLES)

575
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,795
(PAUL ANKA WHIMPERING)

576
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,590
(GRUNTS)

577
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,217
Hey, check on Paul Anka.

578
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,593
I'm on it.

579
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,101
(PAUL ANKA BARKING)

580
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,394
(SIGHS)

581
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:36,148
Gotta go out, poochy?

582
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,482
Clearly.

583
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,735
You all set, bud?

584
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,988
All set. Squirrel!

585
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,781
You hungry, bud?

586
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:45,949
When am I not?

587
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,577
- (PAUL ANKA BARKS)
- (GASPING)

588
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,080
Then I fell back to sleep

589
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:55,625
and the real Paul Anka
serenaded me
with a medley of lullabies.

590
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,794
- That's very sweet of him.
<i>- I know.</i>

591
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,255
I feel weirdly bonded
with the real
Paul Anka over this.

592
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,924
Plus it's my third dream
about him this year.
What does that mean?

593
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,968
That it's a good thing
we didn't name him
Mickey Rourke.

594
00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:07,054
Hey, have you ever
heard of Dexter Schmid?

595
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,805
- Is that a band?
<i>- No, an actor.</i>

596
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:09,931
Don't think so.

597
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,808
- Tawny Shaverkian?
- Nope.

598
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,769
- Lynix Hatlestad?
- Who are these people?

599
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,228
<i>Just a bunch of actors
staying at the inn.</i>

600
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,605
- Kind of B-level.
- That's mean.

601
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,148
That's what
everyone's calling them.

602
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,566
Anyway, they bought out
the whole inn.

603
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:20,859
- That's good.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

604
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,236
But we should've bagged
Jennifer Lawrence, right?

605
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,821
Why are you trying
to bag Jennifer Lawrence?

606
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,823
Well, 'cause that's who
you try to bag.
She's the goods.

607
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:28,992
"She's the goods"?
What is that, hotel lingo?

608
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,660
And the ones who are here,
these B-level kids--

609
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,329
Call them something else.

610
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,915
These younger,
less-credited thespians,

611
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,667
they all use
their original names.
No one changes them anymore.

612
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,169
<i>- What's up with that?</i>
- Maybe they like them.

613
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,921
Tawny Shaverkian
likes her name?

614
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,672
- It's not bad.
<i>- My generation,</i>

615
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,342
we got Natalie Portman,
not Natalie Hershlag.

616
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,676
Someone's been on
the Google box.

617
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,638
We got Joaquin Phoenix,
not Joaquin Bottom.

618
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,681
- Oh, you're making that up.
<i>- No.</i>

619
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,141
Who wants to watch
Virginia McMath

620
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,518
dance with
Frederick Austerlitz?

621
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,186
<i>- Is that Ginger and Fred?</i>
- Yeah.

622
00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:58,188
You sound very worked up.
Are you okay?

623
00:23:58,397 --> 00:24:00,399
(SIGHS) Michel's leaving.

624
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,566
No, he's not.

625
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:02,901
Well, he's getting restless.

626
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,486
Well, that's just Michel.

627
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,196
Play him some Skrillex.
That always calms him.

628
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,865
The Dragonfly was a dream
Sookie and I had.

629
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,617
It was a pals' place.

630
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:14,079
<i>And then she left,
which sucked,
but I still had Michel.</i>

631
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:18,041
And Michel...
He's for me what
Paris is for you.

632
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,459
Your angry friend.

633
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,794
My angry friend.

634
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,003
He's not leaving.

635
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,380
How much longer
are you there?

636
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,048
Not much longer.
I'll see you soon.

637
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,675
Didi's not sick
of you yet?

638
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,094
- Didi?
- British Didi?

639
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:32,097
Oh, no.
(CHUCKLES) Um...

640
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,349
Not sick yet.
I do the dishes.

641
00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,393
Oh, for Didi
you do the dishes.

642
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:37,811
I have to go.

643
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,563
Well, thanks for letting me
bend your ear.

644
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:40,730
Michel's not leaving.

645
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
Bye.

646
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,237
Oh, you'd look
good in a suit.
Yes, you would.

647
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,119
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

648
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,335
Well, I just wanna say...

649
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,547
- I'm sorr--
- Do not do that again.

650
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,343
You ever think about
putting in a salad bar?

651
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,847
(SIGHS)

652
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,141
- (IN SING-SONG) What a day!
- (LAUGHING)

653
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,476
What a beautiful day!

654
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,269
He did not sound like that!

655
00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:20,395
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Yes, we called him
Trombone Stan.

656
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,605
He did exactly!

657
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:22,981
I never called him that.

658
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,441
(IN SING-SONG)
Hello, Lorelai.

659
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,693
How've your grades been?

660
00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:29,154
- Stop.
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Fine.
Pretty good, Stan.

661
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,739
(IN SING-SONG)
Pretty good's good enough

662
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:34,659
- for Trombone Stan.
- Really, stop! Stop!
(LAUGHING)

663
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,411
(BOTH LAUGHING)

664
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,708
So that's it?
Trombone Stan
and you're out?

665
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,294
Not unless you want me
to hit you with
some Timpani Tom.

666
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:45,504
Are you hearing this?

667
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,546
Timpani Tom.

668
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:49,382
And you have
nothing else to say?
No outstanding issues?

669
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,635
Nope. I'm all good.
You?

670
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,722
As a matter of fact,
I do have a few
outstanding issues.

671
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:57,724
Poked the bear.
Poked the bear.

672
00:25:57,933 --> 00:25:59,851
A girl gets
pregnant at 16

673
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,979
and just takes off
without leaving so much
as a forwarding address.

674
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,523
Oh, my God.
Hornet's nest.

675
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,440
Excuse me?

676
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:09,194
Mom, are we really going to
go back over this
ancient history again?

677
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,654
We've moved
so far past this.

678
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,697
Well, clearly I haven't.

679
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,408
But that was eons ago,
and we've had so
much contact since then,

680
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:18,870
and you got Rory
back in your life.
Why? Why are we doing this?

681
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,581
You asked if I had issues,
and I have issues.

682
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,334
Really, a salad bar,
a Color Me Mine.

683
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:27,170
Here's another one.
After years of absence,

684
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:30,340
she deigns to come back
into our lives
when she needs money.

685
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:33,218
For Rory.
It was for my daughter.
And it was a loan.

686
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,095
Ancient history.
Issue resolved.

687
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,889
She's hidden just
about every relationship
she's ever had from me.

688
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,849
Yes. Yes, that has been
my habit.

689
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,685
She's smarted off
in front of other family

690
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,020
and in front of friends
too many times to count.

691
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,106
<i>It takes her days to
return phone calls.</i>

692
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,191
I give her presents
and never see her
using them.

693
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,651
I have specific tastes.

694
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:53,029
The maid once saw me napping,
and Lorelai told her
I was bourboned up.

695
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:55,198
(CHUCKLING) It was a joke.
It was a joke.

696
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:56,950
And never will I
forgive her for that

697
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,286
heinous letter she sent
on my birthday.

698
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,371
Whoa. What?
What letter?

699
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,874
With the accusations,
the profanity, the abuse.
The letter.

700
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,376
Uh, that wasn't me.

701
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,794
Of course it was you.
Who else would it be?

702
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,296
Mom, that definitely
wasn't me.

703
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:11,715
I'm not Edith Wharton.
I don't write letters.

704
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,508
Well, that's absurd.
I recall it clearly.

705
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,719
LORELAI: <i>Well, you're
not recalling it,
'cause it never happened.</i>

706
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,345
It was sitting on my bed.
I remember the envelope.

707
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,723
- I remember
the color of the ink.
- No. Uh-uh.

708
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,933
Ugh! Look, I will cop to
the other stuff, okay?

709
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,393
The embarrassing you
in front of guests,

710
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,186
the hiding
my relationships...

711
00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,897
But I won't admit to writing
some terrible letter
on your birthday,

712
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,733
because it never happened.
It never happened.

713
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,234
Well, I'm saying
it did.

714
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,652
Ladies, I'm afraid
we have to stop.

715
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,446
Mom, I did not write
that letter.

716
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:35,655
And I say you did.

717
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,198
Somebody's waiting.
I'm sorry.

718
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,284
Clearly, she's been holding
onto this for years,
and it's not true.

719
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,453
It's not true.
Mom, it's not true.

720
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,913
- We'll talk about
this next week, Lorelai.
- No, I...

721
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,291
You can't leave this room
thinking that I did that.

722
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,126
- I won't let you.
- Give me my purse.

723
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:49,419
We're extending our time.

724
00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:50,879
I'm afraid
that's impossible.

725
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,756
Fine! We'll...
We'll settle this next week!

726
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:55,091
- Ridiculous!
- Lorelai, my purse!

727
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,135
<i>- Lorelai, I need my keys.</i>
- (DOOR CLOSES)

728
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,138
Naomi, wait. You're saying
so many things at once.
Slow down.

729
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,682
NAOMI: <i>I'm British, Rory.
We speak fast. Catch up.</i>

730
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,434
Winston Churchill
didn't speak fast.

731
00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:06,811
Why are you talking
about that fat poof

732
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,480
when my whole life
is falling apart?

733
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,190
You used to like my
historical references.

734
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,150
She just called
Winston Churchill
a fat poof.

735
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,027
What did he do
other than save
the Western world?

736
00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:15,528
Who are you talking to?

737
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:16,404
No one.

738
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,697
<i>Were you listening before?</i>

739
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:20,617
George is not
returning my calls.

740
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,369
<i>He's not following my tweets.</i>

741
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:23,870
I thought your
boyfriend was Colin.

742
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,622
Oh, for the love of God.
That was weeks ago.

743
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,874
You Americans
really don't listen.

744
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,960
- No, I listen--
<i>- I am on a ledge here.</i>

745
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:32,837
Uh, wait,
are you literally
on a ledge?

746
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,506
(MOUTHS) What?

747
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,217
You see, I don't think
you have the humor
to do this book.

748
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,927
You don't get nuance.

749
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,470
No, I get nuance.

750
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:43,640
And you flat out dismissed
my whale and mouse story.

751
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,100
No, I didn't.

752
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:46,851
- And it was a rabbit,
not a mouse.
<i>- No.</i>

753
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,061
It was a mouse.

754
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,312
- It was a rabbit.
<i>- It was a mouse.</i>

755
00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:50,522
It was a rabbit.

756
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,315
It's the gentile version
of <i>Fiddler On The Roof.</i>

757
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,318
Okay. You're right.
It was a mouse.
And you're the mouse.

758
00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,737
<i>No. No, darling. No.</i>

759
00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,157
I'm the whale.
Why in God's name
would I be a mouse?

760
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,701
I must be mistaken.

761
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,869
I can't possibly
sit with you today.

762
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:06,454
Okay, can we talk tomorrow?

763
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:10,542
(SIGHS) You say that
as if there is a tomorrow.

764
00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:13,670
Come on, the suspense
is killing me.

765
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,672
- Is she the mouse
or the whale?
- It doesn't matter.

766
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,383
Next time she'll be
a mongoose, a pangolin,
or a piece of fruit,

767
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,009
and it'll be my fault
for not remembering.

768
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:21,344
- (CHUCKLES)
- What did you think?

769
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:22,887
SandeeSays?

770
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:25,432
Layout's pretty good.
Design catches your eye.

771
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,267
And attacks it with pretty,
pretty colors.

772
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,185
It's an interesting
mix of sweet and sour.

773
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,562
Gets a little
catty and gossipy.

774
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:31,980
But not that
I don't like gossip.

775
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:35,275
Well, how many
steps down is it
from the <i>New Yorker,</i> or <i>GQ,</i>

776
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:37,527
or <i>Huffington</i>
or <i>Bazooka Comics?</i>

777
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,362
A few below
the first three.

778
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,406
But I love
that they want you.

779
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,075
Could be a signal
they're looking to class
the joint up a bit.

780
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:46,828
I gotta get going.

781
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:48,037
Mmm, but you're my pillow.

782
00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:49,748
(GRUNTS) Sorry.

783
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,293
What time is your
flight tomorrow?

784
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:54,544
Threeish.

785
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,129
But, hey, I was thinking,

786
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:58,339
I don't have to head back
to the States so soon.

787
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:00,925
- Yeah?
- Yeah, there's
nothing pressing.

788
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,552
I could hang
a couple more days.

789
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,721
(SIGHS HEAVILY)

790
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,264
Are you leaving town?

791
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,435
Someone's coming to town?

792
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:11,895
Kind of.

793
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,730
Odette.

794
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:14,856
Kind of.

795
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:18,276
Right, so I guess I'll go.

796
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:20,278
Ivy tonight?

797
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:22,155
Our traditional
farewell meal.

798
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,490
I'll send the car at 8:00.

799
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:24,699
Eight is great.

800
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:30,455
What is this movie?

801
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,081
(CHUCKLES) It's a weird one.

802
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,542
Kind of scary.
You'll have to hold me.

803
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,085
Oh, I can live with that.

804
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,713
(MUSIC PLAYING)

805
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,300
Hi, guys.

806
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:43,802
- Hi, Lulu.
- Hey, Lulu.

807
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,428
So do you guys want
the love couch tonight?

808
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:48,598
The love couch?
Definitely. (CHUCKLES)

809
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:52,101
Kirk and I have had
some crazy good times
on this thing.

810
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,020
- (GRUNTS) Too late.
- Oops.

811
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,396
LULU: Have fun.

812
00:30:57,816 --> 00:30:59,609
Welcome, everyone,
to the spring season

813
00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:01,778
of the Black,
White and Read
Movie Theater.

814
00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:05,990
I am pleased to present
tonight's feature film,
<i>Eraserhead.</i>

815
00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:08,993
Now before we start,

816
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,370
the management of
the theater is aware

817
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,331
that some of you on occasion
have snuck food
into the theater.

818
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,501
You should know that
consuming food purchased
outside of the premises

819
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,336
- is strictly prohibited.
- LORELAI: <i>Got it.</i>

820
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:19,963
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

821
00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:26,302
- Would it be possible to be
a little more discreet?
- BABETTE: <i>No problem.</i>

822
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:29,389
We got some
extra link sausages
if anybody wants some.

823
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,308
Babette, did you just hear
what I said about food
purchased outside?

824
00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:34,394
I didn't purchase this stuff.
I brought it from home.

825
00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:36,020
Yeah, chill out, man.

826
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,313
MAN: <i>Hey. Hey, Kirk.</i>

827
00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,690
KIRK: What is it, Pete?
Talk to me.

828
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,775
I've seen
<i>Eraserhead,</i> like,
27 times.

829
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:43,903
- Twenty-two times for us.
- It was our make-out movie
for a while.

830
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,239
- Luke, how many times
have you seen it?
- Oh, hundreds.

831
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,324
I mean, it makes your head
leave your body, doesn't it?

832
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:51,661
Oh, yeah, my head
and I take off
and float around

833
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,997
and look at the stars,
and take a left
on Peach Street...

834
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:55,164
- Get me out of this.
- Fries, guys?

835
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:56,165
- BRIAN: Mmm.
- ZACH: Yeah.

836
00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:59,002
Okay. Now people,
I have a surprise
for you.

837
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:02,338
Twelve years ago,
I completed
my first short film,

838
00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:03,715
<i>I Love Your Daughter.</i>

839
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,426
<i>It premiered at
the Lake Chappapaqua
Film Festival,</i>

840
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,889
where it won the coveted
Good Try award.

841
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:14,100
Tonight,
after years of labor,

842
00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:18,980
I am happy to announce
that my second short
is finally complete.

843
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:21,357
Roll it.

844
00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:23,401
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)

845
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:37,081
<i>Gorgeous day,
don't you think?</i>

846
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,083
(OINKING)

847
00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,752
(CHUCKLES)

848
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,545
<i>This pig is for reals.</i>

849
00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,759
- Hey. That's my car.
- That's our house.

850
00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:48,843
Hey, that's me!

851
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,553
LUKE: <i>How did you
not notice this?</i>

852
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,514
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

853
00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:00,772
WOMAN: (WHISPERING) <i>Kirk.</i>

854
00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:02,815
It's an omen.

855
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,400
(PIG SQUEALING)

856
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,444
- Petal, no!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

857
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,237
(CRASHING)

858
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:09,781
Poor Petal!

859
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:20,917
Petal.
Come on, old buddy.

860
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,877
(PETAL GROANING)

861
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,714
Why won't anybody help me?

862
00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,009
Is the world so cold?

863
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,344
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

864
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,137
Geez. Come on, people.

865
00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:34,597
ALL: Not mine.

866
00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,474
- Not mine.
- Uh, Luke?

867
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:37,684
- What?
- (RINGING CONTINUES)

868
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:40,770
Oh, shoot.
Why is this ringing?

869
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:42,939
- Someone's calling you.
- Nobody calls me at night.

870
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,608
BABETTE: <i>Come on, Luke,
turn off your cell.
It's distracting.</i>

871
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,236
- That enough, baby?
- That ought to do it.

872
00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:50,780
- Who do we know
in the 8-6-0?
- My mother.

873
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:52,448
- (GASPS) My mother!
- Your mother?

874
00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:54,117
- That's my mother.
- Why is she calling me?

875
00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:55,827
- I don't know.
- She never calls me.

876
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,370
- Don't pick up.
- I'm not picking up.

877
00:33:57,578 --> 00:34:00,164
Why is this ringing
so much?

878
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,917
Because that's the same phone
Alexander Graham Bell yelled,

879
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,794
"Watson, come here.
I want you," into.

880
00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:10,967
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

881
00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:16,347
She left a message.

882
00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:17,432
(GROANS)

883
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,058
- Here.
- (SIGHS)

884
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,940
- What? No.
- What? What?

885
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:27,734
- That's not happening.
- What's not happening?

886
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,986
Ugh, she wants you
to come over for dinner
sometime next week.

887
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,362
- Me?
- Yes.

888
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:32,697
- Just me?
- Just you.

889
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,198
That's not happening.

890
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,785
She has an urgent matter
she needs to discuss
with you.

891
00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,454
- What is it?
- I don't know.

892
00:34:39,662 --> 00:34:41,789
- How did she get
my number?
- I don't know.

893
00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:43,499
- Why?
- Why?

894
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,711
- (YELLING) Why?
- (PETAL OINKING)

895
00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,214
We should probably
paint that out.

896
00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:52,300
- Well, I guess
I gotta go, right?
- You're not going.

897
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:55,094
(CHUCKLES) It's your mother.
She'll hound me until I do.

898
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:56,763
- Well, if you're going,
I'm going.
- Yeah...

899
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,765
Okay, how about you go
and I don't go?

900
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,725
Well, frankly,
she asked for you.

901
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,977
Let's never go
into battle together.

902
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,652
I know exactly
how that pig feels.

903
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,078
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

904
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,039
(SIGHS) Hey,
was Michel in today?
Did I miss him?

905
00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:26,167
It said on the schedule
he's on vacation.
New York, I think.

906
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,419
Right. A lot of hotels
in New York.

907
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:30,713
- Hmm.
- Thank you. (SIGHS)

908
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:40,348
- Hey, Rachael.
- Lorelai, hey!

909
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,682
How's it going?

910
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:44,477
Oh, it's great.
I love this kitchen.

911
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,271
- Mmm.
- Sookie set it up
so great.

912
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,065
Yeah, she's a pip.
(SIGHS)

913
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:53,069
You know,
I got soup and sammies
for days in here.

914
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,237
(LORELAI CHUCKLES)

915
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:55,738
Try one.
They're delish.

916
00:35:55,947 --> 00:35:57,281
Well, if they're delish...

917
00:35:58,241 --> 00:35:59,200
You seem sad.

918
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:01,661
- Oh, he's gonna leave.
- Who?

919
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:03,204
Michel.
Have you met him yet?

920
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:06,707
Oh, yeah. I couldn't
understand a word he said.

921
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:09,544
- That's him.
- So, he's gonna leave.
Why?

922
00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:12,755
Because it's not enough
and I get it.
I've known him a long time.

923
00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:14,465
- Mmm.
- I was a maid first
at this other inn,

924
00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:15,800
and I got promoted.

925
00:36:16,092 --> 00:36:18,344
On my first day,
he was the only one
who would tell me

926
00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:20,471
I had a weird stain
on my Thompson Twins
T-shirt,

927
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,057
and that by the way,
I shouldn't be wearing
a Thompson Twins T-shirt

928
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:24,559
now that I'm working
the front desk.

929
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:26,060
And you understood
all that?

930
00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:27,687
He always had my back.

931
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,522
You know, maybe you're
reading this all wrong.

932
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,232
Maybe he really
doesn't want to leave,

933
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,192
and you're
making yourself crazy
for nothing.

934
00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:34,944
(CHUCKLES)
That would be nice.

935
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:38,072
Life has a way
of just sort of working
itself out.

936
00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:40,324
Yeah, you're right.

937
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:41,909
(CHUCKLES) I should
just chill.

938
00:36:42,118 --> 00:36:43,327
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

939
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,164
You're welcome.
Anything else?

940
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:48,374
- Yeah, I have to
let you go.
- What?

941
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:49,792
The pop-up's just
not working out.

942
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:51,252
No one's eating anything
out there.

943
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,004
But they're not
eating anything out there

944
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:56,007
because they all have to
take their clothes off for
that movie tomorrow.

945
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:57,592
Sorry.

946
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,093
(SIGHS)

947
00:36:59,302 --> 00:37:03,306
Okay, uh, I guess
I'll just clean up
a little and I'll go.

948
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:04,765
Take your time.

949
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:08,436
Mmm, really good sammie.

950
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:14,192
Okay. This is the spot
to breathe deeply

951
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,359
because you may not get
another chance.

952
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:16,444
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

953
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,862
- (GRUNTS) Oh, God.
- What?

954
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,655
- What?
- I swallowed a bug.

955
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,449
- Oh. Well...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
It's lodged in there.

956
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:23,576
Oh, no. Well, okay.
Let's do this.

957
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,119
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Let's do it.

958
00:37:25,328 --> 00:37:27,246
- Okay.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

959
00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:28,831
Berta! Hi!
We've met. (CHUCKLES)

960
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,249
<i>- Hola,</i> hello.
- Hello.

961
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,959
What are you doing here?

962
00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:34,462
- We're here for dinner.
- But you weren't invited.

963
00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:37,840
Mom, you left
a message about dinner.
So here we are.

964
00:37:38,049 --> 00:37:39,926
You weren't invited.
Hello, Luke.

965
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,219
Hello, Mrs. Gilmore.

966
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,845
You weren't invited.

967
00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,264
Really, Mom, work on your
hosting skills a little.

968
00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,183
(SIGHS) Well,
you're here now.

969
00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:49,518
See? A warm welcome
makes all the difference.

970
00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:51,979
Come in, I guess.
I just wasn't expecting
both of you.

971
00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:53,814
- I sent, like,
three e-mails.
- I didn't get them.

972
00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:56,692
- Well, I sent them.
- I don't
understand e-mail.

973
00:37:56,901 --> 00:37:57,944
What's this?

974
00:37:58,152 --> 00:37:59,946
Berta's second cousins
are fixing my curtains.

975
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:02,073
So much talent.
Luke, you want a drink?

976
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,283
(HOARSELY) Yes, please.

977
00:38:04,492 --> 00:38:05,868
What's wrong
with your throat?

978
00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:07,370
(COUGHS) I swallowed
a bug.

979
00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:08,955
Why in the world
would you do that?

980
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:10,706
How about scotch, Mom?
Feels like a scotch night.

981
00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:11,791
Coming up.

982
00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,042
(DOORBELL RINGS)

983
00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:14,627
Oh, now who's that?

984
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:17,380
I'm not gonna make it.

985
00:38:17,588 --> 00:38:18,923
(GASPS) Luke, come on.

986
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,967
Remember your last name.
Danes.

987
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,969
The Anglo-Saxon word
for warrior.

988
00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:25,429
It means that
you're a fighter.
You're a conqueror!

989
00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:27,974
No, it doesn't.
"Danes" means, like,
valley, or something.

990
00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,017
It's a farmer's name.
My ancestors raised sheep.

991
00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:32,895
Well, they defended
those sheep with
all they had.

992
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:36,232
Hail to the Danes,
brave soldiers of
the sheep!

993
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,776
- (GASPS) Hey, kid!
- Hi, guys.

994
00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:39,944
She wasn't invited.

995
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,279
Ah, this again?

996
00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:43,531
Grandma, you're forgetting.
You said I could
stay the night.

997
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:44,740
I'm heading to
Chilton in the morning.

998
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:47,243
(GASPS) Your
Chilton alumni event.

999
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,412
Of course. I forgot.
You can stay.

1000
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,830
Jury's still out on me?

1001
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:52,665
You said it. I didn't.

1002
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,084
Hi, Grandpa.

1003
00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:57,878
Grandma, are my boxes
still in the guest room?

1004
00:38:58,087 --> 00:38:59,797
Some. I gave
a bunch of them
to Berta.

1005
00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:00,923
What?

1006
00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:03,342
I thought you said
you don't wear any of
that stuff anymore.

1007
00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:05,845
Grandma, my lucky outfit
could be in one of
those boxes.

1008
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,972
Well, don't worry.
She keeps everything.

1009
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,890
Just go through her closet.
She won't mind.

1010
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:11,559
LUKE AND LORELAI: Thank you.

1011
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:13,769
Bring yours into the study.

1012
00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,229
Okay.

1013
00:39:15,688 --> 00:39:17,273
Just me and Luke.

1014
00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:20,359
Protect those sheep.
Defend those sheep!

1015
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,490
Sit.

1016
00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,576
(LUKE EXHALES HEAVILY)

1017
00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:32,163
- You ever been in here?
- Once. It's, uh, woody.

1018
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,416
You can still
smell Richard's cigars.
I like that smell.

1019
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:36,709
It's a good smell.

1020
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:38,836
Do you have a will?

1021
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,046
A will?

1022
00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:41,797
A will. You need a will.

1023
00:39:42,006 --> 00:39:44,050
If you go first
and your affairs
aren't in order,

1024
00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:46,802
it'll all come crashing down
on my daughter's head.
Do you want that?

1025
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,429
- No.
- Do you know
when you're going to die?

1026
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:49,764
Not offhand.

1027
00:39:49,972 --> 00:39:51,599
Richard had
an actuarial life table

1028
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:53,476
for all the family members,
including you.

1029
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,853
A prediction of
everybody's day of death.

1030
00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:57,980
It's remarkably accurate.

1031
00:39:58,189 --> 00:40:00,441
He included some
close friends, too.

1032
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:04,487
He nailed
Stuart Carrington's death
within an hour.

1033
00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:05,946
He was so proud of that.

1034
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,656
That's a great
accomplishment.

1035
00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:08,866
This is your file.

1036
00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:10,201
I've got a file?

1037
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,370
- You got some time left.
- Well, good.

1038
00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,456
But you're to use
this information for
your life insurance needs.

1039
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:18,376
Again, you can't leave
my daughter high and dry.

1040
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,753
I'll photocopy it for you,
and you can go from there.

1041
00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:24,215
- I'll mark the date
in my calendar.
- Good.

1042
00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:27,051
Now, next piece of business.

1043
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,970
Richard left you a sum
of money in his will.

1044
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,640
You didn't know that.

1045
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:33,891
No.

1046
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,893
The money is in
a trust account,

1047
00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:38,479
to be used for
a specific purpose
and for that purpose only.

1048
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:39,855
Which is?

1049
00:40:40,064 --> 00:40:42,400
To expand and franchise
Luke's Diner.

1050
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:43,984
What?

1051
00:40:44,193 --> 00:40:46,570
He even refers to it
as the Luke's Diner Empire.

1052
00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:48,280
So that's it.

1053
00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,032
You're to use the money
to build an empire.

1054
00:40:50,658 --> 00:40:51,325
Uh--

1055
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:54,787
I've already contacted
the best commercial real
estate agent in Connecticut.

1056
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,373
Ida Friedman.
She's a real shark.

1057
00:40:57,581 --> 00:40:59,458
She eats real estate
lawyers for lunch.

1058
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:01,502
You look stunned.

1059
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:03,504
Well, this is a lot
to take in.

1060
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,756
Luke, when are you
going to get moving?

1061
00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:08,175
When are you going to
embrace your future?

1062
00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:10,010
Tonight?

1063
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:11,470
Good answer.

1064
00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:13,264
Need a refresh?

1065
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:14,557
Mom, where's Luke?

1066
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:15,808
He was right behind me.

1067
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:17,393
I'm right here.

1068
00:41:17,601 --> 00:41:19,186
I need to check on dinner,
set some extra plates.

1069
00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:20,896
If you see
Berta's sister Isabella,

1070
00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:22,481
ask her to fill
the water glasses?

1071
00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,108
(LUKE SIGHS)

1072
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,901
- Well?
- I'm starting an empire.

1073
00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:27,319
- What?
- That word was in there.

1074
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:29,947
- Bold letters.
All caps. "Empire."
- What are you talking about?

1075
00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:31,615
She wants me to
franchise Luke's.

1076
00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:33,951
Actually, your father
wants me to
franchise Luke's.

1077
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,161
What are you
talking about?

1078
00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:36,662
Richard put a bunch of money
in a trust account.

1079
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,789
I'm supposed to call Ida
and franchise the diner.

1080
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:40,082
I'm sweating
through everything now.

1081
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:41,292
Oh. No.
Not gonna happen.

1082
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,460
I've got a shark.

1083
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:43,627
Give me that.

1084
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,171
Not gonna happen.
Trust me.

1085
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:46,213
(SIGHS)

1086
00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:47,256
(SCOFFS)

1087
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,096
(BOTH SIGH)

1088
00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:56,849
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

1089
00:41:57,892 --> 00:41:59,643
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1090
00:41:59,852 --> 00:42:05,232
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

1091
00:42:05,441 --> 00:42:07,610
Say, I believe
I recognize you from
my school days.

1092
00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:10,279
And I you.
Good to see you, old chum.

1093
00:42:12,114 --> 00:42:13,824
Ah, Chilton.

1094
00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:15,784
"I cannot remember
the books I've read

1095
00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:17,661
"any more than
the meals I have eaten;

1096
00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:20,372
"even so,
they have made me."

1097
00:42:27,838 --> 00:42:30,549
- Oh, my God.
Were we ever this young?
- Never.

1098
00:42:30,758 --> 00:42:34,678
Oh, hey, it's Mr. Sanders
from AP Physics.
Hey, Mr. Sanders!

1099
00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:36,722
Oh, no.

1100
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:38,265
What's up his ass?

1101
00:42:38,474 --> 00:42:40,476
There they are.
Two of our finest.

1102
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,061
How are you, Rory?

1103
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,021
Very well.
Good to see you,
Headmaster Charleston.

1104
00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:47,775
And Paris,
you're looking well,
prosperous. Happy?

1105
00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:49,360
How old is that
drinking fountain?

1106
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:52,446
(CHUCKLES) I don't know.
20 years, maybe more.

1107
00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:55,533
You know that
a drinking fountain contains
more rotavirus than a toilet.

1108
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,159
This is the first
I've heard of it.

1109
00:42:57,368 --> 00:42:59,828
Chipped in $100,000
to the capital
improvement plan.

1110
00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:01,580
Where are
the capital improvements?

1111
00:43:01,789 --> 00:43:05,000
Your money was
well spent, Paris,
and appreciated.

1112
00:43:05,209 --> 00:43:07,378
Come, come,
we have some time.
Sit with me.

1113
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:10,673
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

1114
00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:14,051
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

1115
00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:21,225
I could have
coffee made if you want.

1116
00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:23,352
- Espresso? Cappuccino?
- I'm fine.

1117
00:43:23,561 --> 00:43:24,603
PARIS: <i>Nice machine, though.</i>

1118
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,564
Real nice. May I ask--

1119
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,482
I paid for it
myself, Paris.

1120
00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:30,484
That wasn't
necessarily my question.

1121
00:43:30,693 --> 00:43:32,861
- Can I use your john?
- Uh, of course.

1122
00:43:36,824 --> 00:43:39,076
There is no one
quite like Paris Geller.

1123
00:43:39,285 --> 00:43:42,538
- Agreed.
- So let's talk about you.

1124
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:44,164
- Are you married?
- Not yet.

1125
00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:45,833
- Good, be picky.
- (CHUCKLES)

1126
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,209
And where is home?

1127
00:43:47,418 --> 00:43:48,502
Oh, here and there.

1128
00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:50,129
- A wayfarer.
- (CHUCKLES)

1129
00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:52,131
I read
your <i>New Yorker</i> piece.

1130
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:55,134
I just
stumbled on it one day.
Such a nice surprise.

1131
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:57,052
I've gotten a lot of
good feedback for that one.

1132
00:43:57,261 --> 00:44:00,431
I've read of lot of
your work.
<i>Slate,</i> the <i>Atlantic.</i>

1133
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,308
I always enjoy it.

1134
00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:05,185
- Are things going well
in your career?
- Well enough.

1135
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:07,688
I'm sorry about
your grandfather.

1136
00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:09,773
He was a friend.
I miss him.

1137
00:44:09,982 --> 00:44:11,275
- (DOOR OPENS)
- Me, too.

1138
00:44:11,483 --> 00:44:13,819
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- A lava stone counter.

1139
00:44:14,028 --> 00:44:16,989
- French, right?
- It was there
before me, Paris.

1140
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,325
- I believe you.
- Oh, sorry,
I have to take this.

1141
00:44:19,533 --> 00:44:21,535
- Oh, please don't.
- I'll be right back.

1142
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:28,250
So, when was
the last time someone
audited your books?

1143
00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:30,711
- Hey, you.
- LORELAI: <i>Hey.</i>

1144
00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:32,004
I had a moment.
I just thought I'd check in.

1145
00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,672
How's my little
alumnus doing?

1146
00:44:33,881 --> 00:44:35,924
Great. It's fun being
back here, and weird.

1147
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,093
- The headmaster says hi.
- No, he doesn't.

1148
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:39,470
Hey, aren't you supposed
to be in the middle of

1149
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:40,638
a therapy session
with Grandma?

1150
00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:41,847
Yeah, but we took a break.

1151
00:44:42,056 --> 00:44:44,016
You're not supposed to
take a break in the middle
of therapy.

1152
00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:45,225
It was the therapist
who wanted the break.

1153
00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:46,727
(DOOR OPENS)

1154
00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,604
Oh, gotta go. Bye, hon.

1155
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,274
You smoke?

1156
00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:54,526
Uh, I just started again.

1157
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:55,653
Who was that? Luke?

1158
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:58,697
No, it was Rory.
She's doing
her Chilton day.

1159
00:44:58,906 --> 00:45:01,033
We were just
talking about Luke.

1160
00:45:01,241 --> 00:45:02,159
You and Claudia?

1161
00:45:02,368 --> 00:45:03,327
He's your guy, right?

1162
00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,245
- Yeah, he's my guy.
- (CHUCKLES)

1163
00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:07,122
- What?
- I said nothing.

1164
00:45:07,331 --> 00:45:08,999
- You said plenty.
- I didn't say anything.

1165
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,584
Did I say anything?

1166
00:45:10,793 --> 00:45:13,837
Oh, but you want to, Mom.
Go ahead, get it out.

1167
00:45:14,046 --> 00:45:16,674
It's in there. I know it is.
Pressure's building,
steam is rising.

1168
00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:18,133
She's not married,
you know.

1169
00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:19,968
(GASPS) There she blows,
Old Faithful.

1170
00:45:20,177 --> 00:45:21,762
Be sure to stop by
the gift shop
on your way out.

1171
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,138
She has "a roommate."

1172
00:45:23,347 --> 00:45:24,473
Hear the quotes?
He's not my roommate.

1173
00:45:24,682 --> 00:45:26,350
- You share a bedroom.
- Yes.

1174
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:29,478
Which makes you
roommates with benefits.
Booty buddies.

1175
00:45:29,687 --> 00:45:32,106
Yeah, that's exactly
what we are, Mom.
Glad you're up on the lingo.

1176
00:45:32,314 --> 00:45:34,108
Anything more permanent
would terrify her.

1177
00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:36,193
We are permanent.
We're permanent.

1178
00:45:36,402 --> 00:45:38,987
Hanging out is not permanent.
Marriage is permanent.

1179
00:45:39,196 --> 00:45:40,406
"Marriage is permanent."

1180
00:45:40,614 --> 00:45:43,283
Uh, Liz Taylor just rose
from her grave
to say, "What?"

1181
00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:45,577
Well, even Claudia
just called him "your guy,"

1182
00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,246
like it's
a beach blanket movie.

1183
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:49,540
We have been together,
steadily, for nine years.

1184
00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:51,709
Luke hardly ever comes by
the house for dinner.

1185
00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,836
I didn't even have
his phone number
until I got it from Rory.

1186
00:45:54,044 --> 00:45:56,088
So you go through me
to get to him.
The system works.

1187
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:58,257
You've hardly mentioned him
in these sessions.

1188
00:45:58,465 --> 00:45:59,883
We are here
to work out problems.

1189
00:46:00,092 --> 00:46:01,176
Luke and I don't have
a problem.

1190
00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:03,679
My late husband
was just as concerned
about this.

1191
00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:04,638
Interesting.

1192
00:46:04,847 --> 00:46:06,640
Chalk it up to
a serious lack of hobbies.

1193
00:46:06,849 --> 00:46:08,809
That's why he set up
that trust for Luke
to expand his business,

1194
00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:10,686
to give her something
more permanent.

1195
00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:12,146
You don't know
what Dad was thinking.

1196
00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:13,856
Excuse me?

1197
00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:17,109
I was his wife for 50 years.
I knew his every thought.

1198
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,361
We shared everything
because we were married.

1199
00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:21,530
<i>And that bond got us
through the tough times too.</i>

1200
00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:22,865
The separation.

1201
00:46:23,073 --> 00:46:24,658
Our marriage
brought us back together

1202
00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:26,827
for some of
the happiest years
we ever had.

1203
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:28,662
What's gonna get you
through the tough times?

1204
00:46:28,871 --> 00:46:30,998
My Wonder Woman stamina
and a box of Twinkies.

1205
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:33,959
You'll just find
another roommate. Why not?
That's how it goes.

1206
00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:34,960
Can I bum a smoke?

1207
00:46:35,169 --> 00:46:36,920
EMILY: <i>One of you
will shrug one day
and think,</i>

1208
00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:39,631
"What the hell,
I'm outta here,"
pack a bag and walk off,

1209
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,885
and the other'll stay behind
and just rent space
to the next person,

1210
00:46:43,093 --> 00:46:44,386
- like it's an Airbnb.
- Okay.

1211
00:46:44,595 --> 00:46:47,514
I have not walked out
of any of these sessions,

1212
00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:49,641
because it's super dramatic,
but, uh, I think

1213
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:51,143
in this moment,
it is justified,

1214
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:52,978
'cause I don't wanna listen
to this anymore.

1215
00:46:53,187 --> 00:46:55,606
- Our time is up anyway.
- What? Oh, no way!

1216
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:56,940
It is. The hour's up.

1217
00:46:57,149 --> 00:47:00,068
Okay, well,
I am walking out of here

1218
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,821
as if it is not over yet,
so the intent is the same.

1219
00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:05,157
- Fine.
- We're picking
this up next week.

1220
00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,284
- Fine.
- Tuesday, 10:30.
I insist.

1221
00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:14,625
PARIS: Well, he needs to sign
the sperm donation
agreement today, okay?

1222
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,586
Then I don't want his sperm.
No, I do not want his sperm.

1223
00:47:17,795 --> 00:47:20,088
I do not wanna touch
his sperm and I don't want
to see his sperm

1224
00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:21,799
until I get
a firm sperm agreement.

1225
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:23,634
We got it. No sperm.
Wrap it up.

1226
00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:25,969
I gotta go.
I'm offline for 30.
I'll check in later.

1227
00:47:26,178 --> 00:47:28,096
- See you afterwards?
- See you afterwards.

1228
00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:32,893
We all have
our proclivities, right?

1229
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:34,645
The things we loved
before we came to Chilton,

1230
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,605
the subjects
we wanted to study.

1231
00:47:36,814 --> 00:47:40,067
<i>I had them.
Literature, history.
And I absorbed them.</i>

1232
00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:44,446
But with time,
I discovered that it's
the stealth subjects,

1233
00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:46,698
the ones I discovered
while I was here,

1234
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,867
that really expanded
my mind the most.

1235
00:47:49,076 --> 00:47:51,578
I love music.
So I thought,
"I'll take a music course.

1236
00:47:51,787 --> 00:47:54,081
"Composition and theory.
How hard could it be?"

1237
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,999
Well... (CHUCKLES)

1238
00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:59,169
- (ALL CHUCKLE)
<i>- It was a struggle.
Let's put it that way.</i>

1239
00:47:59,378 --> 00:48:01,672
I had this notion
that somehow

1240
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,716
my extensive familiarity
with Nick Cave,
and Radiohead,

1241
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:08,470
and a smattering of
Stravinsky destined me
for success.

1242
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:10,889
So I'll never forget the day
that I realized

1243
00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:13,475
my composition class
required composing.

1244
00:48:13,684 --> 00:48:14,852
(ALL CHUCKLE)

1245
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:18,313
But I did it.
I composed the melody,
I added the harmonies,

1246
00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:20,482
I drew those treble
and bass clefs,

1247
00:48:20,691 --> 00:48:22,568
I wrote those whole notes,
those half notes,

1248
00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:25,112
those quarter notes,
those rest stops,

1249
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:29,408
and while you'll never
witness a public performance
of my composition,

1250
00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:34,413
because of that experience
I can see music
when I hear it.

1251
00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:36,456
I only ever heard it before.

1252
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,334
And I'll always be
grateful for that.

1253
00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,628
PARIS: <i>It's kill
or be killed.</i>

1254
00:48:41,837 --> 00:48:43,922
I'm not talking
<i>The Art of War.</i>

1255
00:48:44,131 --> 00:48:45,215
Oh, no.

1256
00:48:45,424 --> 00:48:47,259
That's a tiptoe
through the tulips

1257
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:50,012
compared with what
you're going to find
beyond these walls.

1258
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:52,681
Betrayal, deception...

1259
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,308
And that's just
in the bedroom.

1260
00:48:55,726 --> 00:48:57,936
That was a joke.
You were supposed
to laugh.

1261
00:48:58,145 --> 00:49:00,188
(SCATTERED CHUCKLING)

1262
00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:02,733
Now, I'm not in the habit
of quoting Joseph Stalin.

1263
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:04,610
I mean,
the man was a psychopath,

1264
00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:07,362
and his policy of
forced collectivization

1265
00:49:07,571 --> 00:49:09,573
killed millions
of his own people.

1266
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:13,118
But I found one thing he said
to be quite inspiring.

1267
00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:14,870
(BELL RINGING)

1268
00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:19,875
Well, hey, look at this.
Synchronicity.

1269
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,460
How'd it go in there?

1270
00:49:21,668 --> 00:49:25,714
This generation's devoid
of anything resembling mirth,
but I made my points. You?

1271
00:49:25,923 --> 00:49:27,215
They're young'uns.
That's for sure.

1272
00:49:27,424 --> 00:49:29,051
- You got time for lunch?
- I'm starving.

1273
00:49:29,259 --> 00:49:31,136
- How about
Steady Eddie's?
- Or the Italian place?

1274
00:49:31,345 --> 00:49:32,429
Is it okay if we smell
like garlic?

1275
00:49:32,638 --> 00:49:35,140
Not smelling like garlic
is way overrated
if you ask me.

1276
00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:38,560
So what do you think?
The Italian place? Paris?

1277
00:49:38,769 --> 00:49:40,103
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

1278
00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:41,355
Oh, my God!

1279
00:49:43,732 --> 00:49:45,108
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1280
00:49:45,317 --> 00:49:46,151
Tristin?

1281
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,738
- PARIS: <i>Get out! Get out!</i>
- (STUDENTS SCREAMING)

1282
00:49:55,452 --> 00:49:56,912
What the hell?
What the hell?

1283
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,246
Was that Tristin
out there?

1284
00:49:58,455 --> 00:49:59,456
Of course it was Tristin.

1285
00:49:59,665 --> 00:50:02,960
With that pouty mouth,
those liquid eyes.
Who else?

1286
00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:04,753
The janitor
in softer light?

1287
00:50:04,962 --> 00:50:06,755
What is this?
What am I feeling?

1288
00:50:06,964 --> 00:50:08,131
I don't know.
What are you feeling?

1289
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:13,929
(SIGHS) I'm feeling fear
and loneliness
and heartache.

1290
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:16,765
Listen to me.
I sound like a freaking
Blake Shelton song.

1291
00:50:16,974 --> 00:50:17,849
Yours is better.

1292
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,351
My hands are shaking.

1293
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:22,813
My heart is pounding.
God. I thought
I was past this.

1294
00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:25,023
He must be here
for the same reason
we are.

1295
00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:26,900
And to hit on girls.

1296
00:50:27,109 --> 00:50:29,945
You saw him out there,
mackin' on that
slutty biznotch.

1297
00:50:30,153 --> 00:50:31,947
Now you're just
freaking me out.
Calm down.

1298
00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:35,033
And he didn't even
look at me.
Not so much as a glance.

1299
00:50:35,242 --> 00:50:37,494
All my education,
the advanced degrees,

1300
00:50:37,703 --> 00:50:40,038
the academic awards,
all my accomplishments.

1301
00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:42,791
The private club,
the Pilates,
the dermabrasions,

1302
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,627
the subtle nips and tucks,
and I'm still
just Paris Geller,

1303
00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:47,796
the amazing, insignificant,
invisible girl.

1304
00:50:48,005 --> 00:50:48,964
You've had nips and tucks?

1305
00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,466
- Do not abandon me.
- I'm not.

1306
00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:52,968
- I'm pathetic.
- No.

1307
00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:54,678
Oh, really?
(SNIFFLES)

1308
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:56,596
Check out what's
in my briefcase.

1309
00:50:57,556 --> 00:50:58,557
Nothing.

1310
00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:01,685
I brought it because
I thought people would
think I was more important

1311
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:03,687
because I was carrying
a briefcase.

1312
00:51:04,563 --> 00:51:05,814
I'm a phony.

1313
00:51:06,982 --> 00:51:08,734
(DOOR RATTLES)

1314
00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:10,485
- (POUNDING ON DOOR)
- GIRL 1: <i>What's going on?</i>

1315
00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:12,654
- GIRL 2: <i>Come on!</i>
- (SIGHS)

1316
00:51:12,863 --> 00:51:13,947
I'm still in love
with Tristin.

1317
00:51:14,156 --> 00:51:15,157
What? No.

1318
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:16,533
Yes.

1319
00:51:16,742 --> 00:51:17,993
No. (PANTING)

1320
00:51:18,493 --> 00:51:19,578
I don't know.

1321
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,873
You are just feeling
vulnerable right now.
That's what this is.

1322
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,541
You're going through
a divorce.

1323
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,084
You have your business,
the kids.

1324
00:51:26,293 --> 00:51:28,545
The kids hate me.
They like the nanny.

1325
00:51:29,296 --> 00:51:31,131
Last Christmas,
they cried all morning
until she came.

1326
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:32,716
I don't blame them.
I like the nanny, too.

1327
00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:34,634
I cry sometimes
when she leaves.

1328
00:51:35,427 --> 00:51:37,429
Oh. Hello.

1329
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:40,348
Francie. Figures.

1330
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:42,184
- What?
- You're catching us
at a bad time.

1331
00:51:42,392 --> 00:51:43,685
Are you stalking me?

1332
00:51:43,894 --> 00:51:46,438
Sorry, did I accidentally
step into 2003?

1333
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:49,775
What do you need?
Expanded lunch hours?

1334
00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:52,360
Hemlines shortened
to just below the hoo-ha?

1335
00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:53,737
Should I get the nurse?

1336
00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:56,364
Or are you and Rory
in cahoots again,

1337
00:51:56,573 --> 00:51:58,283
planning a get-together
behind my back?

1338
00:51:58,492 --> 00:51:59,951
Is that why
you didn't want to go
to lunch with me?

1339
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,246
I did. We were
doing Italian.
We're having a bad day.

1340
00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:05,582
You always tried to get
between me and Rory,

1341
00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:07,375
you destroyed my
student council career,

1342
00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:09,711
and you ruined my chance
to get into Harvard.

1343
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,091
Paris, you're an MD,
a lawyer, an expert on
neoclassical architecture,

1344
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:16,718
and, I think,
a certified
dental technician to boot.

1345
00:52:16,927 --> 00:52:19,387
You rule the world.
What's your damage?

1346
00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:21,973
Oh, you've been
spying on me?
Cyber-stalking me?

1347
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:23,475
How do you know
all this?

1348
00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:24,893
You invited me on Linkedin.

1349
00:52:25,102 --> 00:52:26,394
Yeah, right.

1350
00:52:26,603 --> 00:52:28,814
Take a powder, Baby John.
This is our turf!

1351
00:52:29,022 --> 00:52:30,774
Sure. Fine.

1352
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,235
We'll just catch up
at the reunion
at the Puffs next month.

1353
00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,904
Oops. No we won't,
because you never
got Puffed.

1354
00:52:36,113 --> 00:52:38,031
- Screw you!
- Eat me!

1355
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,118
Nice to see you, Francie.

1356
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,453
I miss Doyle.

1357
00:52:43,662 --> 00:52:45,247
- Calm down.
- (TAKES DEEP BREATH)

1358
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:48,333
I miss the sex.
It was volcanic.

1359
00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:50,252
Oh, boy. I didn't need
to know that.

1360
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:51,837
I'm untethered.

1361
00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:54,089
I'm a mylar balloon
floating into
an infinite void,

1362
00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:55,632
and I missed
my last period.

1363
00:52:55,841 --> 00:52:57,968
You're going through
a bad stretch here, Paris.

1364
00:52:58,176 --> 00:53:02,097
Just slow down, reassess,
then change course.
It'll get better.

1365
00:53:02,305 --> 00:53:03,515
Thanks for
the cut-rate Confucius.

1366
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:04,850
Hey!

1367
00:53:05,058 --> 00:53:06,017
Sorry.

1368
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:08,770
I've got three meetings

1369
00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:11,273
and a panel discussion
at the 92nd Street Y,

1370
00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:13,191
and I have got to
get myself together

1371
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,985
because Lena Dunham's
the moderator.

1372
00:53:15,193 --> 00:53:17,154
She cannot see me like this.

1373
00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,489
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

1374
00:53:21,783 --> 00:53:23,285
Don't tell anyone
about the briefcase.

1375
00:53:23,952 --> 00:53:25,412
Your secret's safe with me.

1376
00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:34,087
CHARLESTON: <i>Thank you
for stopping by
before you go.</i>

1377
00:53:34,296 --> 00:53:35,714
I wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye.

1378
00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:38,383
Now, I have a question,
and there's a point to it.

1379
00:53:38,675 --> 00:53:39,509
Shoot.

1380
00:53:39,718 --> 00:53:41,887
Have you ever considered
getting your master's?

1381
00:53:42,179 --> 00:53:42,846
Why?

1382
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:45,891
So you could come back
and be on the faculty here.

1383
00:53:46,099 --> 00:53:48,018
Oh. Wow.

1384
00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:49,895
<i>It's not a bad place
to work.</i>

1385
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,147
Not at all.
I'm very flattered.

1386
00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:55,483
I've always thought
the world of you.
All of us here have.

1387
00:53:55,692 --> 00:53:58,028
And your experience
since you left us.

1388
00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:00,488
Top of your class at Yale,
your writings.

1389
00:54:00,697 --> 00:54:04,201
<i>We have a spot open for you
in whatever department
you choose.</i>

1390
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:06,161
English, history...

1391
00:54:06,369 --> 00:54:08,580
Uh, not so much
musical composition.

1392
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:10,207
Oh, well,
then I'm out of here.

1393
00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,459
(CHUCKLES) Thoughts?

1394
00:54:13,543 --> 00:54:17,088
I thought about
getting a master's.
Years ago. A PhD.

1395
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:20,592
But I was impatient.
I wanted to get out
into the world.

1396
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,845
Yes, you were always
internally stronger
than everyone else.

1397
00:54:24,054 --> 00:54:27,724
I suppose you get
that from your mother.
She was a real spitfire.

1398
00:54:27,933 --> 00:54:29,017
(CHUCKLES) Still is.

1399
00:54:29,226 --> 00:54:30,769
We all go through
bad stretches.

1400
00:54:30,977 --> 00:54:34,564
Oh. No, I'm not going
through a bad stretch.

1401
00:54:34,773 --> 00:54:37,025
<i>Then my language
was too strong.</i>

1402
00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:39,319
It's just that when
I hear that someone

1403
00:54:39,527 --> 00:54:41,863
of your caliber
is living here and there,

1404
00:54:42,072 --> 00:54:43,865
I wonder if I can be
of assistance.

1405
00:54:44,074 --> 00:54:48,078
I appreciate it,
but I don't think
teaching's my future.

1406
00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:49,746
But thank you so much.

1407
00:54:49,955 --> 00:54:51,539
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Come in!

1408
00:54:52,249 --> 00:54:53,124
Keep in touch, though.

1409
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,292
I'll keep in touch.

1410
00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:57,879
Headmaster, the students
from Paris Geller's
lecture are here.

1411
00:54:58,088 --> 00:54:59,172
Bring them in.

1412
00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:01,549
The Paris postmortem.

1413
00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:03,218
A headmaster's work
is never done.

1414
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:04,552
(CHUCKLES)

1415
00:55:21,403 --> 00:55:23,571
- (GRUNTS) Blow my colon.
- What now?

1416
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:26,116
I left my glasses upstairs.
Three flights up.

1417
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,409
Well, go get 'em.

1418
00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:31,329
I'm exhausted
from this day, Rory.
I can't take these stairs.

1419
00:55:31,538 --> 00:55:33,581
<i>- So ask Clementina
to go get them.</i>
- No, no, no.

1420
00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:36,084
That's how we lost
the kids' last nanny
to those stairs.

1421
00:55:36,293 --> 00:55:38,753
- How?
<i>- This place is
a vertical Armageddon.</i>

1422
00:55:38,962 --> 00:55:41,631
Five stories.
And Doyle wouldn't
put in an elevator

1423
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,342
because it'd ruin
the architectural integrity
of the building.

1424
00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:48,305
He just loved telling people,
"It's pre-war.
Pre-Civil War."

1425
00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:51,016
(SCOFFS)
Like that wouldn't make
Dorothy Parker barf.

1426
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:52,892
- (DOOR OPENS)
- DOYLE: <i>Hello.</i>

1427
00:55:53,101 --> 00:55:53,852
Speak of the devil.

1428
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,313
So we lose our nanny
because she won't take
the stairs anymore.

1429
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:59,482
- DOYLE: <i>We're here.</i>
- PARIS: <i>Meanwhile, Doyle's
renting a loft in Tribeca.</i>

1430
00:55:59,691 --> 00:56:02,485
- One story and it
has an elevator.
- DOYLE: <i>Hello?</i>

1431
00:56:02,694 --> 00:56:03,737
Doyle, just come in!

1432
00:56:03,945 --> 00:56:05,030
<i>I didn't know if
you wanted me to.</i>

1433
00:56:05,238 --> 00:56:06,364
Well, what are you
going to do?

1434
00:56:06,573 --> 00:56:08,366
Shove the kids
through the mail slot?

1435
00:56:09,701 --> 00:56:10,869
- Hello, my babies.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1436
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:12,579
GABRIELA: Hi, Mommy.

1437
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:14,456
Now go on up with Clementina.
I'll be up in a minute.

1438
00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:15,790
Yes, miss.
Come on, little ones.

1439
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,625
Hey, fun day, guys.
Right?

1440
00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:19,669
Fun day?
All right. Fun day.

1441
00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:22,797
- Hey, Rory.
It's nice to see you.
- Hey, Doyle.

1442
00:56:23,006 --> 00:56:24,674
See, I didn't
poison her against you.

1443
00:56:24,883 --> 00:56:27,469
- I know. She and I
e-mail now and then.
- You guys e-mail?

1444
00:56:27,677 --> 00:56:29,471
So they suck you
into the Conde Nast
universe yet?

1445
00:56:29,679 --> 00:56:31,014
- Still working on it.
- Really?

1446
00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:33,350
- I know you've been talking
about it for months.
- You guys talk?

1447
00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:35,352
- How's the screenwriting
going?
- Great.

1448
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,979
Just got in last night
from a big meeting in LA.

1449
00:56:38,188 --> 00:56:39,314
- Don't sit.
- How'd it go?

1450
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:40,899
Pulled in off of Melrose,

1451
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:43,985
sat on their Italian couch,
drank a Fiji Water,

1452
00:56:44,194 --> 00:56:46,196
pitched them an idea
I came up with
at the airport.

1453
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:48,281
Then they stuck
a sack full of money
in my pocket

1454
00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:50,158
and flew me back home
first class.

1455
00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:52,535
- Bunch of nitwits.
- The kids ate, right?

1456
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:54,829
- They're eating here.
- There's nothing here, Doyle.

1457
00:56:55,038 --> 00:56:56,664
So have Clementina
take them out.

1458
00:56:56,873 --> 00:56:58,833
- She just went upstairs.
- She went upstairs?

1459
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,210
You were right here.

1460
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,212
Why in the world
would you let her
go upstairs?

1461
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,255
Because I didn't know
she had to come back
downstairs.

1462
00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,965
Now I'm going to
have to go upstairs,

1463
00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:07,509
tell her to bring
the kids downstairs,

1464
00:57:07,717 --> 00:57:09,344
take them out,
bring them home
and then back upstairs,

1465
00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:10,929
and we're going to lose
this nanny, too.

1466
00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:12,389
We cannot lose this nanny.

1467
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:13,932
We're still paying off
the last nanny.

1468
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:16,559
Guys. Guys, I will take
the kids to get
something to eat.

1469
00:57:16,768 --> 00:57:18,353
- Really?
- You'll go upstairs?

1470
00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,397
- Yeah. Yes.
- PARIS: <i>And bring them down?</i>

1471
00:57:20,605 --> 00:57:22,399
And take them out
and bring them
back upstairs?

1472
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,609
Or leave them
in an alley somewhere.
One of those two things.

1473
00:57:24,818 --> 00:57:27,070
- Thank you, Rory.
- Yeah, thanks, Rory.

1474
00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,823
Bye, guys.
Kiss the kids again.

1475
00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:33,243
(DOOR OPENS)

1476
00:57:33,743 --> 00:57:34,619
- What?
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1477
00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:36,871
Are you and Doyle
having an affair?

1478
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,748
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1479
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,796
(TIMOTEO IMITATING
CAR SOUNDS)

1480
00:57:50,802 --> 00:57:52,554
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

1481
00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:57,016
<i>Waiting.</i>

1482
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:03,773
<i>Waiting.</i>

1483
00:58:04,566 --> 00:58:05,984
(LINE RINGING)

1484
00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:07,527
LOGAN: <i>Hey, there.</i>

1485
00:58:08,278 --> 00:58:10,155
Oh, shoot.
Did I wake you up?

1486
00:58:10,363 --> 00:58:12,240
I woke you up.
It's 2:00 a.m. there.

1487
00:58:12,449 --> 00:58:14,951
No, no, no, it's fine.
I'm up.
Everything okay?

1488
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,912
Yeah. I just... Um...

1489
00:58:18,121 --> 00:58:19,122
What?

1490
00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:21,124
- I really hate to do this.
<i>- What?</i>

1491
00:58:21,332 --> 00:58:23,293
- Come on.
<i>- Um...</i>

1492
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:27,088
Would your father still be
willing to put in a good word
for me at Conde Nast?

1493
00:58:27,297 --> 00:58:30,091
- Absolutely.
- It's okay if he won't.

1494
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,718
I mean, I don't know
how serious he was.

1495
00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:33,219
No, he'll do it for sure.

1496
00:58:33,428 --> 00:58:35,597
He does stuff like this
all the time
for lesser mortals.

1497
00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:37,682
I really didn't want
to do it this way.

1498
00:58:37,891 --> 00:58:38,933
Don't be embarrassed.

1499
00:58:39,142 --> 00:58:40,018
I'm not.

1500
00:58:40,602 --> 00:58:42,312
- Pride's a little hurt.
<i>- Well, then get over it.</i>

1501
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,189
I'll give you a text
when it's done.

1502
00:58:44,397 --> 00:58:46,608
Okay? Be happy.

1503
00:58:46,816 --> 00:58:48,276
<i>I'm happy.
Oops, hold on.</i>

1504
00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:49,986
<i>- What?</i>
- Oh, uh...

1505
00:58:50,195 --> 00:58:52,280
I just thought the baby
was gonna throw up.

1506
00:58:52,489 --> 00:58:53,990
Your life change a lot
since I last saw you?

1507
00:58:54,199 --> 00:58:55,617
It's Paris' kid.
I'm babysitting.

1508
00:58:55,825 --> 00:58:57,118
Did you find your
lucky outfit, Ace?

1509
00:58:57,327 --> 00:58:59,370
There is no sign.
(SIGHS) Thank you again.

1510
00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:00,830
<i>And thank your father
for me.</i>

1511
00:59:01,039 --> 00:59:02,290
No problem. Really.

1512
00:59:02,499 --> 00:59:04,709
All right, well,
I guess I should, uh,

1513
00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:07,128
let you get back to bed.
(CHUCKLES)

1514
00:59:07,337 --> 00:59:09,756
Okay, I'll let you
know, Ace.

1515
00:59:10,798 --> 00:59:11,883
And good luck.

1516
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:13,801
Thanks, Logan.

1517
00:59:16,471 --> 00:59:18,097
(SIGHS)

1518
00:59:20,683 --> 00:59:22,810
She's great.
She's depressing.

1519
00:59:23,019 --> 00:59:24,812
RORY: <i>She failed
to find a jolly way to tell us</i>

1520
00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:27,690
that the Pacific Seaboard
west of the I-5
was going down.

1521
00:59:27,899 --> 00:59:29,150
I always like
a spoonful of sugar.

1522
00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:30,568
"Consider the Lobster"?

1523
00:59:30,777 --> 00:59:32,695
It's a serious subject,
but funny and truthful.

1524
00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:34,155
JIM: <i>Yeah, that's the camp
I'd put you in.</i>

1525
00:59:34,364 --> 00:59:35,740
I mean, no one's
David Foster Wallace,

1526
00:59:35,949 --> 00:59:37,575
but there's an erudition
to your stuff,

1527
00:59:37,784 --> 00:59:39,160
and some whimsy,
which I like.

1528
00:59:39,369 --> 00:59:40,578
I'll cop to that.

1529
00:59:40,787 --> 00:59:42,497
- Your Talk piece had it.
- Yeah, it was great.

1530
00:59:42,705 --> 00:59:44,332
And all your interviews
are spot on.

1531
00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:46,167
You're in the piece,
but not too much.

1532
00:59:46,376 --> 00:59:48,086
So, what are you
up to now?

1533
00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:51,589
Oh, I, uh...
Well, I'm here.
(CHUCKLES) Hello.

1534
00:59:51,798 --> 00:59:52,924
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1535
00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:54,217
And, um...

1536
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,344
I'm just
finishing up some things.

1537
00:59:56,553 --> 00:59:58,555
And, um, I...
I'm working on
a book proposal.

1538
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:01,099
Oh, cool. What's the book?
If you don't mind.

1539
01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:04,227
It's actually an expansion
of my Talk piece
on Naomi Shropshire.

1540
01:00:04,435 --> 01:00:05,687
Really?

1541
01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,188
Wow. Interesting.

1542
01:00:07,397 --> 01:00:09,357
Uh, she's a little unhinged,
isn't she?

1543
01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:11,859
- Makes her all
the more interesting.
- What else?

1544
01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:14,529
I'm heading back to London
in just a couple days.

1545
01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:15,863
And there's a website
after me.

1546
01:00:16,072 --> 01:00:17,240
There must be a million.

1547
01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:19,200
So, we've got a couple
things floating around.

1548
01:00:19,409 --> 01:00:20,451
Mmm-hmm. Some sports stuff.

1549
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,745
Well, it would be
an outsider's perspective
if it's coming from me.

1550
01:00:22,954 --> 01:00:24,205
And we prefer that sometimes.

1551
01:00:24,414 --> 01:00:26,749
And lines.
That's been
an elusive one.

1552
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,543
- Lines?
- JIM: <i>The ones all over New York.</i>

1553
01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:31,379
You pass them all the time.
People line up
for anything here.

1554
01:00:31,588 --> 01:00:33,715
Collectibles, fast food,
restaurant openings.

1555
01:00:33,923 --> 01:00:35,883
It's the psychology of
the group that
we're interested in.

1556
01:00:36,092 --> 01:00:37,468
You know,
what's the commonality?

1557
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,555
David Wallace
would've nailed it,
but so far we haven't.

1558
01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:43,975
I love that. I'll confess
I've stood in a lot of lines,
and it's a thing.

1559
01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:45,226
Well, noodle it around
a little bit, okay?

1560
01:00:45,435 --> 01:00:46,269
And keep in touch?

1561
01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:47,437
Definitely.

1562
01:00:48,396 --> 01:00:49,272
So nice to meet you.

1563
01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:50,732
Here's my cell.

1564
01:00:50,982 --> 01:00:52,775
The Talk piece was great.
Really.

1565
01:00:52,984 --> 01:00:54,402
Thanks, Jim.
Denise. Have a good day.

1566
01:00:54,611 --> 01:00:55,320
DENISE: You, too.

1567
01:00:55,737 --> 01:00:56,487
Don't lose the card.

1568
01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:57,488
I won't. Bye.

1569
01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:59,032
JIM: <i>Gary,
bring the book in here, please.</i>

1570
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,284
- DENISE: The art
<i>department is freaking out.
- What else is new?</i>

1571
01:01:01,492 --> 01:01:03,453
Oh, and don't forget,
you have that cocktail
thing at Bemelmans.

1572
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,288
- Oh, I do. That's tonight?
- Yeah.

1573
01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:06,789
JIM: <i>All right.
Have Brad bring me a sandwich.</i>

1574
01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:08,583
<i>I can't drink on
an empty stomach.</i>

1575
01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:11,669
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

1576
01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:12,795
Come in!

1577
01:01:13,755 --> 01:01:15,840
(SIGHS) Sorry, I'm late.

1578
01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:17,467
These drive-through
coffee places?

1579
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,260
Love the concept.
But Heather and I?

1580
01:01:19,469 --> 01:01:22,221
We're gonna need to rehearse
the cup pass a few more times.

1581
01:01:22,430 --> 01:01:23,473
Oh, my mom's late, too?

1582
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:25,933
- I haven't heard from her.
- Really?

1583
01:01:26,142 --> 01:01:29,145
She doesn't
usually pick up the phone
when she's driving, but...

1584
01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:30,480
(LINE RINGING)

1585
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:31,689
EMILY: <i>Hello?</i>

1586
01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:33,608
Oh, Mom,
are you on your way?

1587
01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:34,776
No, I'm at home.

1588
01:01:34,984 --> 01:01:35,860
<i>It's Tuesday.</i>

1589
01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:37,487
I know what day it is.

1590
01:01:37,695 --> 01:01:39,447
Well, Claudia and I are here.
Just the two of us.

1591
01:01:39,656 --> 01:01:41,699
Uh, the couch
cushions are fluffed.
The candle's lit.

1592
01:01:41,908 --> 01:01:43,493
- I'm quitting.
<i>- What?</i>

1593
01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:45,119
I'm done.
I'm not coming anymore.

1594
01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:45,953
Why?

1595
01:01:46,162 --> 01:01:48,665
We've had six sessions,
and you are no different.

1596
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:50,333
- What?
<i>- And that woman isn't helping.</i>

1597
01:01:50,541 --> 01:01:51,501
Who, Claudia?

1598
01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:52,960
She's a dolt.

1599
01:01:53,169 --> 01:01:55,129
I don't need to pay someone
not to agree with me.

1600
01:01:55,338 --> 01:01:56,673
- But--
<i>- I'm not coming.</i>

1601
01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,591
Sorry you made the trip.
Goodbye.

1602
01:01:58,800 --> 01:01:59,884
(SIGHS)

1603
01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:02,637
- She quit.
- I'm sorry.

1604
01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:04,472
She started this
whole damn thing.

1605
01:02:04,681 --> 01:02:05,473
It happens.

1606
01:02:05,682 --> 01:02:06,808
I just... With no notice.

1607
01:02:07,016 --> 01:02:08,184
It's not unusual.

1608
01:02:08,393 --> 01:02:10,561
(SCOFFS) She said
I was no different.

1609
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:13,481
Me. This wasn't for me.
This was for her.

1610
01:02:13,690 --> 01:02:15,316
People have expectations
when they come in here.

1611
01:02:15,525 --> 01:02:17,568
Very often,
the reality is different.

1612
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,362
What sort of transformation
did she expect?

1613
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,947
I come in here
Lorelai Gilmore,

1614
01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:23,241
and two months later,
I walk out Queen Latifah?

1615
01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:24,867
Probably not Queen Latifah.

1616
01:02:25,076 --> 01:02:26,494
Oh, she is amazing.
(SCOFFS)

1617
01:02:26,703 --> 01:02:29,080
She smoked me out,
got me here...
"I'm no different."

1618
01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:31,165
Different than what?
She doesn't know who I am.

1619
01:02:31,374 --> 01:02:33,418
- Are you...
- Am I...

1620
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:34,669
Staying?

1621
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:36,963
Oh. (SCOFFS)
No, I've got
a million things to do.

1622
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:38,673
- (SIGHS)
- Oh, okay.

1623
01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:40,633
I mean,
I should just go, right?

1624
01:02:40,842 --> 01:02:43,845
Well, the hour's paid for.
Anything you
want to talk about?

1625
01:02:44,053 --> 01:02:45,388
Uh, no. No, nothing.

1626
01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:47,432
Oh, wait, my mother's crazy.
Okay, now nothing.

1627
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:48,599
(CHUCKLES)

1628
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,685
I don't know.
It's been kinda weird lately.

1629
01:02:50,893 --> 01:02:51,853
<i>How so?</i>

1630
01:02:52,395 --> 01:02:54,605
Uh, this whole thing
was supposed to be
grief therapy.

1631
01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:57,275
You know,
my mother's grief therapy,
because of Dad.

1632
01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:59,026
Because of Dad dying...
I get it.

1633
01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:02,029
It was a stunner.
It was a stunner
for all of us.

1634
01:03:02,238 --> 01:03:03,448
Yeah, she talked about it.

1635
01:03:03,656 --> 01:03:05,032
<i>It was just so fast.</i>

1636
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:07,702
I was at the inn,
working on the books a little,

1637
01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:09,829
using the calculator
on my phone...

1638
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,248
And it rang.

1639
01:03:12,457 --> 01:03:15,001
And it was Mom with the news.

1640
01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,754
He was in the ICU.

1641
01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,505
Heart attack. Big one.

1642
01:03:20,423 --> 01:03:22,091
And we hung up.

1643
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:25,595
And my phone went back
to being a calculator.
(SCOFFS)

1644
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:26,888
It just seemed so unreal.

1645
01:03:27,597 --> 01:03:29,140
You can't plan
for these things.

1646
01:03:29,348 --> 01:03:31,601
And he never got
out of the ICU.

1647
01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:35,104
He was conscious at times,
but in and out.

1648
01:03:35,313 --> 01:03:37,982
And he was angry.
He was really angry.

1649
01:03:38,191 --> 01:03:39,776
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
He couldn't believe it.

1650
01:03:39,984 --> 01:03:41,569
He's Richard Gilmore.

1651
01:03:41,778 --> 01:03:44,906
This is not how
Richard Gilmore goes down.
(SIGHS)

1652
01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:47,450
You know what his
last words were?

1653
01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:48,618
No.

1654
01:03:49,452 --> 01:03:51,913
"Get the hell away from me."
(CHUCKLES)

1655
01:03:52,622 --> 01:03:54,248
Aimed at the nurses, not...
Not us.

1656
01:03:54,457 --> 01:03:56,876
It was actually pretty funny.

1657
01:03:58,503 --> 01:04:00,046
And then... (SIGHS)

1658
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:02,340
Just like that.

1659
01:04:04,091 --> 01:04:05,927
And I didn't get that moment,
you know?

1660
01:04:06,135 --> 01:04:07,678
That Lifetime movie moment,

1661
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:10,932
"I love you, Lorelai."
"I love you too, Dad."

1662
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:12,600
Mom didn't get it either.

1663
01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:15,770
- Fifty years.
<i>- Hmm.</i>

1664
01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:18,773
They were married 50 years.
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

1665
01:04:18,981 --> 01:04:20,066
(SIGHS)

1666
01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:22,652
That thing she said last week,
about me and Luke.

1667
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:25,655
About us being partners,
because we're not married.

1668
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:27,281
Like we're some sort of
comedy team.

1669
01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:28,866
Feels like
it struck a chord.

1670
01:04:29,075 --> 01:04:31,494
- My mother strikes more chords
than Esa-Pekka Salonen.
<i>- Hmm.</i>

1671
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:32,787
<i>Lorelai...</i>

1672
01:04:33,329 --> 01:04:36,791
You should know many people
have full, lasting
emotional relationships

1673
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,209
without being married.

1674
01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:39,460
I know.

1675
01:04:40,503 --> 01:04:42,338
Do you want to be married?

1676
01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:45,716
I've been married.
You didn't know that.
To Rory's father.

1677
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,134
It was brief.

1678
01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:52,598
We have... Had a long,
complicated relationship.

1679
01:04:53,558 --> 01:04:54,892
And it didn't end badly.

1680
01:04:55,101 --> 01:04:57,019
It just ended
because it shouldn't
have happened.

1681
01:04:58,354 --> 01:05:00,356
It was supposed to be Luke.

1682
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:03,651
It was always
supposed to be Luke.

1683
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:05,653
If it was always
supposed to be Luke--

1684
01:05:05,862 --> 01:05:06,821
Then why aren't we married?

1685
01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,990
(CHUCKLES) Why?

1686
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:11,409
I just don't do
things like my mother.

1687
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:13,494
(GRUNTING)

1688
01:05:14,036 --> 01:05:15,705
- Dinner the other night.
- What happened?

1689
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:16,914
She attacked Luke.

1690
01:05:17,123 --> 01:05:17,748
How?

1691
01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:19,917
- With a bag of money.
- I don't get it.

1692
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,419
<i>It was money
my father put aside</i>

1693
01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:23,880
for Luke to spend
on something
Luke doesn't want.

1694
01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:28,009
(SIGHS) That my father
can still hover like that.

1695
01:05:29,594 --> 01:05:30,511
We're happy.

1696
01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:34,140
He's very happy.

1697
01:05:35,683 --> 01:05:38,686
Luke and I are... Happy.

1698
01:05:41,564 --> 01:05:43,441
- (BELL DINGS)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1699
01:05:43,649 --> 01:05:44,901
Thanks, Luke.

1700
01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:46,611
Hey, Caesar,
can you get 'em change for me?

1701
01:05:46,819 --> 01:05:48,112
Got it.

1702
01:05:48,321 --> 01:05:52,074
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.

1703
01:05:52,283 --> 01:05:54,201
No. Please, no.

1704
01:05:54,410 --> 01:05:56,245
- (BELL CHIMES)
- Hello, Luke.

1705
01:05:56,454 --> 01:05:58,122
Mrs. Gilmore, hi.
What's going on?

1706
01:05:58,331 --> 01:06:00,166
Luke, this is Ida.
Ida, Luke.

1707
01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:01,417
We gotta get started.

1708
01:06:01,626 --> 01:06:02,376
We got a lot of
ground to cover.

1709
01:06:02,585 --> 01:06:03,461
Started on...

1710
01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:05,546
- EMILY: We're
seeing properties.
- What properties?

1711
01:06:05,755 --> 01:06:08,257
Three gems, an in-betweener
and a dog with a price I like.

1712
01:06:08,466 --> 01:06:09,634
Maybe we should
drop the dog.

1713
01:06:09,842 --> 01:06:10,843
But it's close by.

1714
01:06:11,052 --> 01:06:13,220
If it's the first franchise,
Luke can easily zip
back and forth.

1715
01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:14,680
Zip back and forth?

1716
01:06:14,889 --> 01:06:15,932
- EMILY: That makes sense.
- What makes sense?

1717
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:17,433
- Are you ready?
- To do what?

1718
01:06:17,642 --> 01:06:19,894
To see your potential
franchise locations,
of course.

1719
01:06:20,102 --> 01:06:21,938
Oh, now, Mrs. Gilmore--

1720
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:23,230
Call her Mom.

1721
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,653
Uh, didn't Lorelai
talk to you about this?

1722
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:31,405
This has nothing
to do with Lorelai.
This is about you.

1723
01:06:31,614 --> 01:06:32,823
Did you lose that
card I gave you?

1724
01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:34,367
I gave it to Lorelai.

1725
01:06:34,575 --> 01:06:37,453
Really? Do you give
all your important
business cards to Lorelai?

1726
01:06:37,662 --> 01:06:38,579
Is she your secretary?

1727
01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:39,747
No, but I--

1728
01:06:39,956 --> 01:06:43,292
Now I'm assuming you have
someone to look after
the place while you're gone?

1729
01:06:43,501 --> 01:06:45,127
- Yes. Caesar.
- Yep?

1730
01:06:45,336 --> 01:06:47,672
Um, uh, can you
watch the place
for a little while,

1731
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,299
or do you still
have that thing
you were going to?

1732
01:06:50,508 --> 01:06:51,592
You know, that appointment?

1733
01:06:51,801 --> 01:06:52,843
Nope, I'm all yours.

1734
01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:55,596
Oh, good.
He has a Caesar.

1735
01:06:55,805 --> 01:06:57,598
Caesar can run one
of the franchises.

1736
01:06:57,807 --> 01:06:59,600
- Run what?
- IDA: <i>You got
any other Caesars?</i>

1737
01:06:59,809 --> 01:07:00,851
No, just the one.

1738
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,770
- You'll need a couple more.
- Let's hit the road.

1739
01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:04,522
I gotta confirm
all this stuff.

1740
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:05,690
(BELL CHIMES)

1741
01:07:05,982 --> 01:07:07,692
Is that the shirt you wear
on business outings?

1742
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:08,818
Yeah.

1743
01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:09,944
There's blood on it.

1744
01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,696
Nah, that's jelly.

1745
01:07:11,904 --> 01:07:12,947
I'll be right back.

1746
01:07:15,992 --> 01:07:18,285
If I'm running something,
I'm gonna need a raise.

1747
01:07:18,494 --> 01:07:20,162
- (BELL DINGS)
- MAN: <i>Order up!</i>

1748
01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:22,123
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1749
01:07:22,331 --> 01:07:23,332
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1750
01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:26,127
- This place is still open.
- So?

1751
01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:27,795
- It's not available.
- Everything's available.

1752
01:07:28,004 --> 01:07:29,130
It's kind of
a bad neighborhood.

1753
01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:30,214
It's an up-and-coming
neighborhood.

1754
01:07:30,423 --> 01:07:31,298
It's gonna explode.

1755
01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:32,633
See? Up-and-coming.

1756
01:07:32,842 --> 01:07:34,301
No, they illegally
tapped their gas.

1757
01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:36,178
It's literally
going to explode.

1758
01:07:36,387 --> 01:07:37,596
So, what can I do
for you folks?

1759
01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:38,806
I'm really sorry
about this.

1760
01:07:39,015 --> 01:07:40,599
- Ida Friedman.
- Sam Duncan.

1761
01:07:40,808 --> 01:07:42,977
So nice to meet you, Sam.

1762
01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:45,980
Sam is four months behind
in his payments.

1763
01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:48,149
The marshal's
already sniffing around.

1764
01:07:48,357 --> 01:07:50,234
- Excellent.
- I'm really sorry
about this.

1765
01:07:50,443 --> 01:07:51,444
It all has to go.

1766
01:07:51,652 --> 01:07:53,320
The bankruptcy
court'll take it anyway.

1767
01:07:53,529 --> 01:07:54,739
He won't have
a pot to piss in.

1768
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:56,157
What must
the bathrooms look like?

1769
01:07:56,365 --> 01:07:58,242
Dresden after
the bombings is my guess.

1770
01:07:58,451 --> 01:08:01,495
It needs to be lighter.
White paint, yellow accents.

1771
01:08:01,704 --> 01:08:03,247
Oh, and look at
that ridiculous clock.

1772
01:08:03,456 --> 01:08:04,874
IDA: Ugh.

1773
01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:07,043
- You thought the second place
was a possibility?
- In the maybe column.

1774
01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,169
But you'd have to
blow out the back...

1775
01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:09,837
- You'd have to.
- But that's totally doable.

1776
01:08:10,046 --> 01:08:11,464
But permits take forever.

1777
01:08:11,672 --> 01:08:12,923
Why, you put an Andrew
Jackson in the right hands,

1778
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:14,091
and they'll stir
your soup for you.

1779
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:15,509
I deal with
these things every day.

1780
01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:16,844
And Luke,
are you good with putting

1781
01:08:17,053 --> 01:08:18,429
number two in
the maybe column?

1782
01:08:18,637 --> 01:08:20,181
- Number two?
- Number two.

1783
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:21,766
You'd have to
blow out the back
of the building.

1784
01:08:21,974 --> 01:08:23,184
He's in default.
He doesn't get to complain.

1785
01:08:23,392 --> 01:08:24,894
Yeah, blow it out.
That sounds good.

1786
01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:26,687
- Okay, so, Luke is good
with number two.
- Hold on.

1787
01:08:26,896 --> 01:08:27,897
Well, he'd be crazy not to be.

1788
01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:29,106
So that's four
good possibilities.

1789
01:08:29,315 --> 01:08:30,274
No, three plus a maybe.

1790
01:08:30,483 --> 01:08:32,443
- When do you
start negotiating?
- Like, yesterday.

1791
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:33,944
- Everything's a negotiation.
- Let's get started.

1792
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:35,029
- You're in good hands.
- Okay.

1793
01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:37,198
I think we're gonna
squeeze in one more place.

1794
01:08:37,406 --> 01:08:39,158
Don't you have that thing
you gotta get to today?

1795
01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:40,910
- What thing?
- Your therapy with Lorelai?

1796
01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:42,036
You don't want to miss that.

1797
01:08:42,244 --> 01:08:43,662
Oh, I stopped that
a week ago.

1798
01:08:44,538 --> 01:08:46,082
Oh, right. Right.

1799
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:47,249
She didn't tell you?

1800
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,667
No. No, she told me.

1801
01:08:48,876 --> 01:08:50,419
She never told you.

1802
01:08:50,628 --> 01:08:51,879
Oh, here we are.

1803
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,881
Oh, it's cute.

1804
01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:55,549
It's shaped
like a teacup.

1805
01:08:55,758 --> 01:08:57,301
And it's near a prison.

1806
01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:00,554
<i>Just closin' up, fellas.</i>

1807
01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:03,682
Hi. I know you're
sick of hearing this,

1808
01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:05,851
but this movie,
<i>History of Violence?</i>

1809
01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:07,269
Viggo Mortensen is you.

1810
01:09:07,478 --> 01:09:08,646
He's totally you.

1811
01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:10,231
I know.
You've said it before.

1812
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,108
Seriously, David Cronenberg
owes you money.

1813
01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:14,819
<i>He must have
dropped by the diner,
got inspired,</i>

1814
01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:16,904
<i>and turned you
into this ex-thug guy.</i>

1815
01:09:17,113 --> 01:09:18,239
Rack your brain.
He must have been in.

1816
01:09:18,447 --> 01:09:20,074
I don't know
what he looks like.

1817
01:09:20,282 --> 01:09:22,451
- Or maybe Viggo
Mortensen came by...
- MAN ON TV: <i>Coffee!</i>

1818
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:25,079
<i>...observed you
and called Cronenberg</i>

1819
01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:26,789
with the idea.
They're very close.

1820
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:28,332
You know what
Viggo Mortensen looks like.

1821
01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:29,792
Like looking in a mirror.

1822
01:09:30,668 --> 01:09:31,377
You okay?

1823
01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:33,754
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
Yeah, just tired.

1824
01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:36,257
- Wanna order in?
- I can whip something up.

1825
01:09:36,465 --> 01:09:37,800
<i>All right,
start whipping.</i>

1826
01:09:38,008 --> 01:09:40,886
Hmm. Hey, uh,
how was therapy today?

1827
01:09:41,095 --> 01:09:43,264
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
Same old, same old.

1828
01:09:43,472 --> 01:09:45,474
My mother did
most of the talking,
as usual.

1829
01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:46,600
Right.

1830
01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,479
It's a fancy shirt.
Did you go to the bank?

1831
01:09:50,688 --> 01:09:52,731
Yeah. Yeah, the bank.

1832
01:09:52,940 --> 01:09:54,567
- They like collars.
- They like collars.

1833
01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:56,026
(WHIMPERING ON TV)

1834
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:57,611
- All right,
I'll get changed.
- Cool.

1835
01:09:59,446 --> 01:10:02,241
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Oh, I love this scene.

1836
01:10:02,449 --> 01:10:03,284
But I can't watch this scene.

1837
01:10:03,492 --> 01:10:04,410
(MAN YELLS ON TV)

1838
01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:05,536
But I love this scene.

1839
01:10:13,335 --> 01:10:16,964
This is Poppy Corn,
and this is Taco Terrie.

1840
01:10:17,173 --> 01:10:18,299
Oh, hi, Clementina.

1841
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:19,633
Oh, Paris is not home.

1842
01:10:19,842 --> 01:10:22,636
Oh, no, I know.
She told me I could hang out
here when I'm in the city.

1843
01:10:22,845 --> 01:10:24,263
If you want,
I could watch the kids.

1844
01:10:24,471 --> 01:10:26,307
<i>- And you could
go rest upstairs.</i>
- Not upstairs.

1845
01:10:26,515 --> 01:10:28,225
Oh! Or you could
go out for a while.

1846
01:10:28,434 --> 01:10:29,852
Okay. Thank you.

1847
01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,770
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Bye, babies.

1848
01:10:35,191 --> 01:10:35,900
Hello?

1849
01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:37,902
MAN: <i>Yes,
I'm calling for Rory Gilmore.</i>

1850
01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:38,819
Speaking.

1851
01:10:39,028 --> 01:10:40,613
Ms. Gilmore,
my name is Robert Castellanos.

1852
01:10:40,821 --> 01:10:42,156
I'm an attorney representing
Naomi Shropshire.

1853
01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:43,240
Yes?

1854
01:10:43,449 --> 01:10:44,867
<i>This is just a courtesy call.</i>

1855
01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:47,369
My firm is preparing paperwork
you'll soon receive

1856
01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,664
dissolving the contract
on your book project with
Ms. Shropshire.

1857
01:10:50,873 --> 01:10:51,749
What a shock.

1858
01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:52,833
<i>Excuse me?</i>

1859
01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,668
May I ask why
she's doing this?

1860
01:10:54,877 --> 01:10:56,545
Let's just say she's unhappy.

1861
01:10:56,754 --> 01:10:59,048
Well, let me
save you some time.
There is no contract.

1862
01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:01,800
I was doing this on spec,
so there's nothing
to dissolve.

1863
01:11:02,009 --> 01:11:04,887
Ms. Shropshire would also like
all of your notes back.

1864
01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:06,388
What notes?
All she did was babble.

1865
01:11:06,597 --> 01:11:08,265
<i>And Ms. Shropshire
would like you to sign</i>

1866
01:11:08,474 --> 01:11:12,019
a letter waiving all rights
to the "whale and mouse" idea.

1867
01:11:12,228 --> 01:11:14,688
Fine.
It wasn't exactly
the next <i>Cloud Atlas.</i>

1868
01:11:14,897 --> 01:11:16,065
So you'll sign this?

1869
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:18,692
Yes. And it was a rabbit,
not a mouse.

1870
01:11:18,901 --> 01:11:19,985
Says here it was a mouse.

1871
01:11:20,194 --> 01:11:23,572
I'll be sure to collect all
my doodles of martini glasses
and hangman ropes.

1872
01:11:23,781 --> 01:11:25,532
<i>All the blank pages I have,
I'll get 'em to you
by tomorrow.</i>

1873
01:11:25,741 --> 01:11:27,034
Just text me
where to send them.

1874
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,370
(SIGHS)

1875
01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:30,704
She's a drunk!

1876
01:11:36,669 --> 01:11:38,254
- Jim Nelson.
- RORY: <i>Jim, hi.</i>

1877
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:41,006
Um, sorry for the spontaneity
here and for calling
your cell.

1878
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:43,384
This is Rory Gilmore.
Do you have a quick second?

1879
01:11:43,592 --> 01:11:44,677
Oh, sure.
What's up?

1880
01:11:44,885 --> 01:11:46,887
Give me lines,
the story that's
been floating around.

1881
01:11:47,096 --> 01:11:48,389
Right, right,
we talked about that.

1882
01:11:48,597 --> 01:11:49,556
Yes, I think
I have a take on it.

1883
01:11:49,765 --> 01:11:50,891
A good one.
Let me take a crack.

1884
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:52,851
(CHUCKLES)
I'm loving the confidence.

1885
01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:54,353
I'm super confident.

1886
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:56,230
But I'm afraid I don't have
any money to play with here.

1887
01:11:56,438 --> 01:11:57,398
No, this would be on spec.

1888
01:11:57,606 --> 01:12:00,401
Just let me at it
and I will come in and show
you what I've got. No strings.

1889
01:12:00,609 --> 01:12:03,237
Do it. Dummy it up for me
or come in and pitch.
This is great.

1890
01:12:03,445 --> 01:12:05,239
Thanks.
I'll call your
office when I'm ready.

1891
01:12:05,447 --> 01:12:06,323
<i>Talk to you later.</i>

1892
01:12:06,532 --> 01:12:08,242
Bye. (SIGHS)

1893
01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:10,286
Okay. Okay.

1894
01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:11,412
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

1895
01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:13,539
(VOCALIZING)

1896
01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:16,417
Hi.

1897
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:17,960
RORY: <i>Hi!
I was calling you
fr</i> o <i>m all my phones.</i>

1898
01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:18,919
<i>Why didn't you pick up?</i>

1899
01:12:19,128 --> 01:12:20,462
I didn't recognize
any of those numbers.

1900
01:12:20,671 --> 01:12:22,172
<i>- Mom, you have my numbers.</i>
- (PHONE BEEPS)

1901
01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:24,550
You have, like, 14 numbers.
I can't keep track.

1902
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,635
- One of the burners
is still trying to reach me.
<i>- Oh, sorry.</i>

1903
01:12:26,844 --> 01:12:27,928
Well, I was just calling
to let you know

1904
01:12:28,137 --> 01:12:30,806
I won't be back tomorrow.
because I'm working on
a story here in the city.

1905
01:12:31,015 --> 01:12:34,268
Oh! I thought you were
coming back and then flying
to London to see Naomi.

1906
01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:36,979
I'm not working on
the Naomi thing anymore.
I've got a new thing.

1907
01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:38,063
<i>So no more book?</i>

1908
01:12:38,272 --> 01:12:39,148
No more book. Catch up.

1909
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:40,399
Ooh. Crabby Rory alert.

1910
01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:41,775
<i>I'm not crabby. I'm pumped.</i>

1911
01:12:41,984 --> 01:12:43,610
<i>- I'm feeling my oats.</i>
- Share the oats.

1912
01:12:43,819 --> 01:12:46,113
- It's for <i>GQ.</i>
- Oh, my God,
you're at Conde Nast.

1913
01:12:46,322 --> 01:12:47,698
- No.
- Still catching up?

1914
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:50,409
I'm gonna write
a piece that's gonna knock
their socks off at <i>GQ.</i>

1915
01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:52,244
And those are people
who care about their socks.

1916
01:12:52,453 --> 01:12:54,788
They don't get them
in bunches of three
at the street fair, I reckon.

1917
01:12:54,997 --> 01:12:58,417
It's about lines in New York,
about the people
who stand in line

1918
01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,836
for countless hours
for what seems like
minimal payout.

1919
01:13:01,045 --> 01:13:03,297
It's about the people,
their goals, their dreams.

1920
01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:05,341
- I love this.
<i>- So do I.</i>

1921
01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:07,217
The Naomi thing
was a waste of valuable time,

1922
01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:09,011
but I'm just going
with the flow here.

1923
01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:10,304
Well, it's always
good to go--

1924
01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:11,430
<i>Making things happen.</i>

1925
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:13,640
Getting proactive.
It's time to
turn that corner.

1926
01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:15,017
I knew you could--

1927
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,352
Just turning the page.
New leaf here.

1928
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,436
Are you tap dancing?

1929
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:18,854
And scaring
the kids a little.

1930
01:13:19,063 --> 01:13:20,522
<i>So, you're not
upset about the book?</i>

1931
01:13:20,731 --> 01:13:21,815
Uh, not in the least.

1932
01:13:22,024 --> 01:13:24,026
Okay. Well,
do you want company?

1933
01:13:24,234 --> 01:13:25,402
<i>Yes! Oh, yes!</i>

1934
01:13:25,611 --> 01:13:27,363
Ha! I've been
working seven-day weeks.

1935
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:28,822
I'd love a
New York overnight.

1936
01:13:29,031 --> 01:13:30,657
Company would be great.
I would love company.

1937
01:13:30,866 --> 01:13:32,034
New York, here we come.

1938
01:13:32,242 --> 01:13:33,827
- Be thinking about lines.
- Like <i>Scarface?</i>

1939
01:13:34,036 --> 01:13:35,329
<i>- Wrong lines.</i>
- I'll adjust.

1940
01:13:35,537 --> 01:13:36,455
Gotta go.

1941
01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:39,708
It's showtime!

1942
01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:45,881
Ooh! Sweet baby Jesus,
it's early.

1943
01:13:46,090 --> 01:13:47,883
Don't walk with
your eyes closed.

1944
01:13:48,092 --> 01:13:49,802
Trust me, plowing into
the scaffolding and falling
backwards over

1945
01:13:50,010 --> 01:13:51,387
the Citi Bike showed me
the folly of that.

1946
01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:52,971
You're gonna be
on New York 1.

1947
01:13:53,180 --> 01:13:54,640
Well, if they make me
look bad, I'm gonna punch

1948
01:13:54,848 --> 01:13:56,475
Pat Kiernan
right in the mansack.

1949
01:13:57,017 --> 01:13:58,060
Is this Cronuts?

1950
01:13:58,268 --> 01:13:59,770
This is being
hailed as the new Cronut.

1951
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:01,814
- How does the old
Cronut feel about that?
- Threatened.

1952
01:14:02,022 --> 01:14:03,690
- What time does it open?
- Not for two hours.

1953
01:14:03,899 --> 01:14:05,025
Holy spumoni.

1954
01:14:05,234 --> 01:14:06,360
I'm gonna start
talking to people.

1955
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:08,862
These are people? They look
like a bunch of meat sticks
with head balls.

1956
01:14:09,071 --> 01:14:10,197
Do you maybe
wanna find us some coffee?

1957
01:14:10,406 --> 01:14:11,115
Yes! Coffee.

1958
01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:13,033
No, wait. That way is
zombie McDonald's.
Go the other way.

1959
01:14:13,242 --> 01:14:14,118
I would fit in there.

1960
01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:15,369
Too risky. Hit a street cart.

1961
01:14:15,577 --> 01:14:16,495
On it!

1962
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:18,330
(SIGHS)

1963
01:14:19,373 --> 01:14:20,541
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

1964
01:14:20,749 --> 01:14:23,168
I'm doing a piece for <i>GQ.</i>
Would you be willing
to talk to me?

1965
01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:25,212
Sure. I definitely
have time.

1966
01:14:25,421 --> 01:14:27,381
(CHUCKLES) What
brings you here today?

1967
01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:30,717
Well, I love pastry.
And I'm a big Yelper,

1968
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:32,886
so I try to get to things
before anyone else.

1969
01:14:33,095 --> 01:14:35,139
I was one of the first people
to try a Cronut,

1970
01:14:35,347 --> 01:14:37,683
and it was kind of
a religious experience.

1971
01:14:37,891 --> 01:14:40,436
<i>I went back a couple times,
then a couple times more.</i>

1972
01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,855
<i>And now I'm pretty much
always on the hunt for
the next thing,</i>

1973
01:14:43,063 --> 01:14:46,942
which is weird,
'cause I used to be
tenaciously old-school.

1974
01:14:47,151 --> 01:14:49,903
Donut Pub,
Peter Pan, Vesuvio's.

1975
01:14:50,112 --> 01:14:52,531
<i>I would make fun of people
in lines like this,</i>

1976
01:14:52,739 --> 01:14:56,910
<i>but I mean,
why not wait in line,
get a good treat,</i>

1977
01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:59,371
<i>and meet a bunch of people
that have the same...</i>

1978
01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:00,706
(HORN HONKS)
What happened?

1979
01:15:00,914 --> 01:15:01,748
MAN: <i>Don't know.</i>

1980
01:15:01,957 --> 01:15:03,500
You were out for a while.

1981
01:15:03,709 --> 01:15:05,377
I'm just
really tired. Sorry.

1982
01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:08,255
Where did you get that?

1983
01:15:08,464 --> 01:15:10,757
I ran around the corner.
The chef guy was
taking out the trash.

1984
01:15:10,966 --> 01:15:12,134
I chatted him up
a little,

1985
01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:14,303
and I got him
to sneak a bunch
of these out to me.

1986
01:15:14,511 --> 01:15:15,554
- You can't do that.
- Why not?

1987
01:15:15,762 --> 01:15:16,889
These people
will tear you apart.

1988
01:15:17,097 --> 01:15:17,848
I'm starving.

1989
01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:19,600
Hide that.
Don't let them see it.

1990
01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:23,604
- I'm gonna take
a little bite.
- Me, too.

1991
01:15:23,812 --> 01:15:25,856
Just a little one.
To keep my energy up.

1992
01:15:28,942 --> 01:15:31,153
So three of you work,
you're retired?

1993
01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:32,738
And I'm too old
to be doing this.

1994
01:15:32,946 --> 01:15:35,491
And you have three kids,
so this is a sacrifice
as well as a pleasure.

1995
01:15:35,699 --> 01:15:37,075
Everyone needs
a hobby, right?

1996
01:15:37,326 --> 01:15:38,160
Here.

1997
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:39,620
MAN: Where'd you
get a hot dog at 7:30?

1998
01:15:39,828 --> 01:15:40,954
The guy had his cart.

1999
01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:43,457
It wasn't open,
but I waved some bills,
danced around a little.

2000
01:15:43,665 --> 01:15:46,502
Oh, God, is it really 7:30?
(SIGHS) I have to go.

2001
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:47,920
Before you get
your Cro-dough-cake?

2002
01:15:48,128 --> 01:15:49,296
That's the name? Really?

2003
01:15:49,505 --> 01:15:51,798
Breaks my heart,
but my boss is in today.

2004
01:15:52,007 --> 01:15:53,175
Good luck.

2005
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:57,054
Psst, hey, kid,
let me hook you up.

2006
01:15:57,846 --> 01:15:58,847
Are you kidding?

2007
01:15:59,056 --> 01:15:59,890
I don't kid about
a Cro-dough-cake.

2008
01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:00,724
Take one.

2009
01:16:00,933 --> 01:16:03,602
- Oh! Bless you. Bye.
- (CHUCKLES)

2010
01:16:05,938 --> 01:16:07,272
What? We had extra.

2011
01:16:07,689 --> 01:16:09,608
So, I know there's a real
pecking order for
tennis shoes.

2012
01:16:09,816 --> 01:16:11,610
- Yeah, totally.
- And these are out of
a company in LA.

2013
01:16:11,818 --> 01:16:13,111
What else is on
your wish list?

2014
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,905
I'd say, like, any of
the wear-test samples.

2015
01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:17,616
Vintage but never worn.
Those are impossible to find.

2016
01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:20,786
Yeah. My uncle actually has
a pair of the original
black and red Jordan 1's

2017
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:22,037
with the tag still on them.

2018
01:16:22,246 --> 01:16:23,705
Right, so these aren't
necessarily for wearing.

2019
01:16:23,914 --> 01:16:24,873
No way.

2020
01:16:25,082 --> 01:16:26,500
Ugh, boy, does it smell
like pot over here.

2021
01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:28,168
- Welcome back.
- Seriously, around the corner,

2022
01:16:28,377 --> 01:16:30,504
it was like I bumped
into a nine-foot joint.

2023
01:16:30,712 --> 01:16:32,589
People in this line
would eat the people
on the other line.

2024
01:16:32,798 --> 01:16:34,091
- What do you have there?
- Shoes.

2025
01:16:34,299 --> 01:16:35,842
- What shoes?
- The ones
everyone's waiting for.

2026
01:16:36,051 --> 01:16:37,844
They're pretty cool.
I think they light up.

2027
01:16:38,053 --> 01:16:39,054
How did you get those?

2028
01:16:39,263 --> 01:16:41,557
Marcy, the girl I gave
the Cro-dough-cake to,
works there.

2029
01:16:41,765 --> 01:16:43,725
- (SIGHS) Of course.
- (CHUCKLES)

2030
01:16:44,685 --> 01:16:46,478
RORY: Excuse me,
I'm working on
a story for <i>GQ...</i>

2031
01:16:47,938 --> 01:16:48,939
Is this our next spot?

2032
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:50,315
This was not on the agenda.

2033
01:16:50,524 --> 01:16:51,608
(GASPS) We just happened
on this line?

2034
01:16:51,817 --> 01:16:52,943
Let's find out what it's for.

2035
01:16:53,151 --> 01:16:54,194
Excuse me,
what are you waiting for?

2036
01:16:54,403 --> 01:16:55,112
I don't know.

2037
01:16:55,612 --> 01:16:56,655
- RORY: Mystery?
- LORELAI: Definitely.

2038
01:16:56,863 --> 01:16:57,739
Here's the front.

2039
01:16:57,948 --> 01:16:59,658
RORY: Hey,
so what are you
guys in line for?

2040
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:01,994
Nothing.
We're just eating lunch.

2041
01:17:03,787 --> 01:17:04,746
They're not even
waiting for stuff.

2042
01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:06,415
Should we tell them?

2043
01:17:06,832 --> 01:17:07,541
Nah.

2044
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:11,044
LORELAI: (LAUGHS)
Hey, these shoes
are very comfortable.

2045
01:17:15,257 --> 01:17:17,050
So, what is this again?

2046
01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:18,385
- Sad, pathetic geeks?
- Limited-edition toys.

2047
01:17:18,594 --> 01:17:19,636
Do you wanna say
that a little louder?

2048
01:17:19,845 --> 01:17:20,887
(SOFTLY) Sorry.

2049
01:17:21,096 --> 01:17:22,514
It's video games,
movie tie-in stuff.

2050
01:17:22,723 --> 01:17:23,849
There's nothing here I want.

2051
01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:25,475
Well, you didn't come to shop.
You came to hang out with me.

2052
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:26,727
Mommy's feet
are getting sore.

2053
01:17:26,935 --> 01:17:27,894
She's been
very strong today.

2054
01:17:28,103 --> 01:17:29,062
Mommy is tiring.

2055
01:17:29,271 --> 01:17:30,105
Head back to the hotel,
Mommy.

2056
01:17:30,314 --> 01:17:30,939
Really?

2057
01:17:31,148 --> 01:17:32,399
Yes, you were
a big girl today.

2058
01:17:32,608 --> 01:17:33,650
I do have some work to do.

2059
01:17:33,859 --> 01:17:35,736
So go do it, and take a bath
and order room service.

2060
01:17:35,944 --> 01:17:37,279
- I won't be long.
- Okay, good.

2061
01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:38,405
Ooh, nice costumes.

2062
01:17:38,614 --> 01:17:39,531
Thanks.

2063
01:17:46,288 --> 01:17:48,332
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

2064
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:50,042
Hi.

2065
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,293
<i>Did I fall asleep?</i>

2066
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:52,961
I guess I fell asleep.
(CHUCKLES)

2067
01:17:53,170 --> 01:17:57,132
Oh, great hotel. Great bed.
No Lifetime channel.

2068
01:17:57,341 --> 01:18:00,052
Good room service, though.
Twenty-four hours.

2069
01:18:00,260 --> 01:18:03,180
You hungry?
Wow, you look weird.
What's wrong?

2070
01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:04,973
I slept with a Wookiee!

2071
01:18:05,182 --> 01:18:07,434
Come again?
I slept with a Wookiee.

2072
01:18:07,643 --> 01:18:08,977
- (TURNS TV OFF)
- (GROANS SOFTLY)

2073
01:18:09,186 --> 01:18:10,896
- You slept with a--
- Wookiee! Wookiee!

2074
01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:13,148
I slept with a Wookiee!
Don't make me keep saying it.

2075
01:18:13,357 --> 01:18:14,775
I'm sorry. I'm just not
getting this here.

2076
01:18:14,983 --> 01:18:16,485
I was in that
collectibles line.

2077
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:17,611
Nothing good can follow
that statement.

2078
01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:19,613
(SIGHS) And I was
interviewing people,

2079
01:18:19,821 --> 01:18:21,490
and then, you know,
the line moved up,

2080
01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:23,408
and I kind of bonded
with this one group,

2081
01:18:23,617 --> 01:18:25,452
and I tagged along with them
to P.J. Clarke's.

2082
01:18:25,661 --> 01:18:27,287
We had burgers, and drinks,
and more drinks,

2083
01:18:27,496 --> 01:18:29,456
- and then
there was this guy--
- The Wookiee?

2084
01:18:29,665 --> 01:18:31,291
He was a guy dressed in
a Wookiee costume.

2085
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:32,959
- He wasn't a Wookiee.
- Got it. Go on.

2086
01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:35,712
He was nice.
I was laughing.
He was laughing.

2087
01:18:35,921 --> 01:18:37,631
They have that
very deep laugh.

2088
01:18:37,839 --> 01:18:39,466
- He was laughing
in his own voice.
- Mmm.

2089
01:18:39,675 --> 01:18:41,385
And then he invited me
back to his place.

2090
01:18:41,593 --> 01:18:43,136
And if you say,
"Did you take
the <i>Millennium Falcon?"</i>

2091
01:18:43,345 --> 01:18:44,763
- I'm gonna smack you.
- I said nothing.

2092
01:18:44,971 --> 01:18:46,431
- I can't believe this.
- Calm down...

2093
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,810
(SIGHS) A one-night stand.
I just had a one-night stand.
My first one-night stand.

2094
01:18:50,018 --> 01:18:51,812
It's only a one-night stand
if you're not gonna
see him again.

2095
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,063
Are you gonna see him again?

2096
01:18:53,271 --> 01:18:54,606
He was wearing
a Wookiee costume.

2097
01:18:54,815 --> 01:18:56,149
No, I'm not gonna
see him again.

2098
01:18:56,358 --> 01:18:57,693
Well, that seems
a little harsh.

2099
01:18:57,901 --> 01:18:58,568
A one-night stand.

2100
01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:01,363
I'm 32,
and I'm only now having
a one-night stand?

2101
01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:02,656
It's your first one, huh?

2102
01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:03,865
- Yes.
- Wow.

2103
01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,826
- Why?
- I thought
that's what college was for.

2104
01:19:06,034 --> 01:19:08,662
Exactly. I'm behind.
I mean, how many have you had?

2105
01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:10,122
- Wookiees?
- One-night stands.

2106
01:19:10,330 --> 01:19:11,206
- Oh. None.
- None?

2107
01:19:11,415 --> 01:19:12,958
- Yeah, none.
- How can that be?

2108
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:16,837
Well, mom at 16, for starters.
Hot in <i>Outlander,</i>
but elsewhere...

2109
01:19:17,045 --> 01:19:19,923
And I had you, and rules,
and work, and rules.

2110
01:19:20,507 --> 01:19:22,384
I had a couple
three-night stands,
if that helps.

2111
01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:24,469
Oh, perfect.
I'm behind on everything.

2112
01:19:24,678 --> 01:19:26,221
- No, you're not.
- (SCOFFS) Really?

2113
01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:28,056
I have no career,
no apartment,

2114
01:19:28,265 --> 01:19:30,517
but boy, oh, boy,
can I bang out
a one-night stand.

2115
01:19:30,726 --> 01:19:31,852
You're too hard on yourself.

2116
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:33,645
My love life is a disaster.

2117
01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:35,188
Did you not break
up with Pete yet?

2118
01:19:35,397 --> 01:19:37,149
I'm not talking about him.
I'm talking about...

2119
01:19:38,525 --> 01:19:39,192
Who?

2120
01:19:39,401 --> 01:19:41,361
- You know.
- No, who?

2121
01:19:41,570 --> 01:19:43,363
- You know.
<i>- No, I don't know.</i>

2122
01:19:43,572 --> 01:19:45,365
- Logan.
- Huntzberger?

2123
01:19:45,574 --> 01:19:46,700
You really didn't know?

2124
01:19:47,117 --> 01:19:48,034
No. Since when?

2125
01:19:48,744 --> 01:19:50,203
Whenever I'm in London,
I stay with him.

2126
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:51,538
So there's no Didi?

2127
01:19:51,747 --> 01:19:52,706
He's Didi.

2128
01:19:52,914 --> 01:19:54,374
Logan Huntzberger. (SCOFFS)

2129
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:57,210
I thought he was engaged
to that French heiress.

2130
01:19:57,711 --> 01:19:59,212
- He is.
- Oh.

2131
01:19:59,421 --> 01:20:01,256
They don't live together.
She lives in Paris.

2132
01:20:01,798 --> 01:20:02,924
But they're engaged.

2133
01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:04,384
(SIGHS) Yes.

2134
01:20:04,593 --> 01:20:05,552
And they're getting married.

2135
01:20:06,178 --> 01:20:06,887
Yes.

2136
01:20:07,137 --> 01:20:09,890
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

2137
01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:11,558
that's way sluttier
than a one-night stand.

2138
01:20:11,767 --> 01:20:13,435
- That helps. Thanks.
- Does Patrick know?

2139
01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:16,897
Paul! Paul!
His name is Paul!
And he doesn't know.

2140
01:20:17,105 --> 01:20:18,356
<i>All right, calm down.</i>

2141
01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:20,734
And I'm blowing everything.
My life, my career...

2142
01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:24,404
I'm flailing,
and I don't have a plan,
or a list, or a clue.

2143
01:20:24,613 --> 01:20:25,864
(STAMMERS) This is karma.

2144
01:20:26,072 --> 01:20:28,033
This is why Conde Nast
will not follow up with me.

2145
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,452
Because they know failure
when it walks in the door.

2146
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:32,704
I never found
my lucky outfit.
I needed that outfit.

2147
01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:34,039
It gives me confidence.

2148
01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:35,248
What is your lucky outfit?

2149
01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:36,416
Red dress, full skirt.

2150
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,084
(GASPS) That's in my closet.

2151
01:20:38,293 --> 01:20:39,377
Are you kidding me?

2152
01:20:39,586 --> 01:20:41,213
No! It looks cute with boots.

2153
01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:44,090
Mom, you knew I was
looking for that outfit.

2154
01:20:44,299 --> 01:20:45,926
Really? That red?
It'll wash you out.

2155
01:20:46,134 --> 01:20:48,220
Great. So, not only did you
steal my lucky outfit,

2156
01:20:48,428 --> 01:20:51,306
you've now ruined the image
I had of me in my outfit.

2157
01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:52,557
Thanks a lot.

2158
01:20:53,391 --> 01:20:54,726
Come here. Sit.

2159
01:20:57,604 --> 01:20:58,730
What is happening here?

2160
01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:00,565
This isn't you.

2161
01:21:01,149 --> 01:21:02,484
Panicking, lying...

2162
01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:03,777
I didn't lie.

2163
01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:05,111
Ah, you didn't
tell me about Logan.

2164
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,530
What's with not
telling me about stuff?

2165
01:21:06,738 --> 01:21:07,572
I don't know.

2166
01:21:07,781 --> 01:21:09,324
What did you think
I would do if you told me
about Logan?

2167
01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:10,784
I don't know. I just...

2168
01:21:10,992 --> 01:21:13,662
I'm feeling very
lost these days.

2169
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:16,456
This past year,
it's like
the ground's made of straw.

2170
01:21:16,665 --> 01:21:17,791
I'm just gonna fall through.

2171
01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:20,335
Look, life has been
pretty good to you so far.

2172
01:21:20,544 --> 01:21:23,463
It was your turn
for a few curveballs.
Peaks and valleys, kid.

2173
01:21:23,672 --> 01:21:25,173
The older you get,
the more you have.

2174
01:21:25,382 --> 01:21:27,133
That whole line
story was so stupid.

2175
01:21:27,342 --> 01:21:29,302
I just did it because
they thought it
was interesting.

2176
01:21:29,511 --> 01:21:31,638
I didn't have a beat on it.
I didn't feel it.

2177
01:21:31,847 --> 01:21:34,641
I'm just a big, fat,
Wookiee-humping
loser with no future.

2178
01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:36,351
Now, wait, wait.
What about that website?

2179
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,478
The one that's been
after you forever,

2180
01:21:38,687 --> 01:21:40,272
begging you to
come work for them?

2181
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,315
BrendaBlabs?
SandeeSays.

2182
01:21:42,524 --> 01:21:43,483
Go there.

2183
01:21:43,692 --> 01:21:44,818
- Have you seen it?
- Who cares?

2184
01:21:45,026 --> 01:21:47,112
Go. Work. Be wanted.
Be adored.

2185
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,447
So it's not
the <i>Washington Post.</i>
You're young. You've got time.

2186
01:21:49,656 --> 01:21:50,949
I'm not so young.

2187
01:21:51,157 --> 01:21:53,034
Hey! I'm young.
You're young.
Case closed.

2188
01:21:53,243 --> 01:21:54,119
Yeah.

2189
01:21:54,327 --> 01:21:55,453
Give them a call.

2190
01:21:55,662 --> 01:21:57,163
You haven't had
anything steady in forever.

2191
01:21:57,372 --> 01:21:59,207
Stay in one place
for a while.

2192
01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:00,959
Plus they've
been stalking you.

2193
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:02,794
That feels good a little,
doesn't it?

2194
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:06,006
(SIGHS) Yeah.
It's flattering.

2195
01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:07,883
So, give them a call.

2196
01:22:08,675 --> 01:22:10,218
I will give them a call.

2197
01:22:10,427 --> 01:22:11,928
Want me to order
some comfort food?

2198
01:22:12,137 --> 01:22:14,848
Some pot roast,
mashed potatoes,
banana split?

2199
01:22:15,056 --> 01:22:16,016
Sure.

2200
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,019
I'm just gonna take a shower,
get the Wookiee smell off me.

2201
01:22:19,227 --> 01:22:21,730
(GASPS) Wait, seriously.
Did he leave the outfit on?

2202
01:22:22,397 --> 01:22:24,024
That's a conversation
for another day.

2203
01:22:24,232 --> 01:22:25,233
Can that day be tomorrow?

2204
01:22:25,442 --> 01:22:28,403
Because you don't wanna
leave me and my imagination
alone with that for too long!

2205
01:22:28,612 --> 01:22:30,488
- RORY: <i>Order!</i>
- (DOOR CLOSES)

2206
01:22:30,697 --> 01:22:31,656
(SIGHS)

2207
01:22:32,365 --> 01:22:34,034
Here we are,
the nerve center.

2208
01:22:34,242 --> 01:22:35,702
Very cool. Simple.

2209
01:22:35,911 --> 01:22:37,245
Oh, we don't decorate much.

2210
01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:39,748
We're expanding so fast,
there's no reason to.

2211
01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,374
We'll outgrow
this place within a month.

2212
01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:43,543
I don't waste money.
My CFO appreciates it.

2213
01:22:43,752 --> 01:22:45,086
Say hello to her.
This is Patrice.

2214
01:22:45,295 --> 01:22:46,004
Hi, Patrice.

2215
01:22:46,212 --> 01:22:47,797
Rory Gilmore. The one
I was telling you about.

2216
01:22:48,006 --> 01:22:50,175
We have no individual offices.
Not even me.

2217
01:22:50,383 --> 01:22:51,676
We work best in a hive,

2218
01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:53,595
buzzing around each other,
making word honey.

2219
01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:54,721
Interesting.

2220
01:22:54,930 --> 01:22:55,972
When you come
in the morning,

2221
01:22:56,181 --> 01:22:58,099
you grab
the nearest spot at
the communal table.

2222
01:22:58,308 --> 01:22:59,434
No hierarchy.

2223
01:22:59,643 --> 01:23:01,227
And together
we storm the barricades.

2224
01:23:01,436 --> 01:23:02,354
Exactly.

2225
01:23:02,562 --> 01:23:05,398
Uh, so I didn't
know I'd be getting
a tour from Sandee herself.

2226
01:23:05,607 --> 01:23:07,067
I thought my first stop
would be HR.

2227
01:23:07,275 --> 01:23:09,277
Oh, HR still means homeroom
to half the peeps here.

2228
01:23:09,486 --> 01:23:11,196
We don't even have it.
Come, sit.

2229
01:23:12,238 --> 01:23:13,782
- Okay.
<i>- Need Red Bull.</i>

2230
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,034
So, let's do this.

2231
01:23:16,242 --> 01:23:19,287
Yes. That is why
I'm here. Should I have
brought my laptop?

2232
01:23:19,496 --> 01:23:20,664
Well, first things first.

2233
01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:24,417
If I take
a chance on Rory Gilmore,
what am I getting?

2234
01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:26,586
- What?
<i>- If I hire you,</i>

2235
01:23:26,795 --> 01:23:29,965
tell me what Rory Gilmore
would write about
for SandeeSays.

2236
01:23:30,173 --> 01:23:32,175
Oh. If I worked here?

2237
01:23:32,384 --> 01:23:33,426
Sell me.

2238
01:23:34,302 --> 01:23:36,930
Sell? Okay,
we're selling. Um...

2239
01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:38,139
That's a totally
different outfit.

2240
01:23:38,348 --> 01:23:39,224
Hmm?

2241
01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:42,268
Um, if I worked here,
you'd be getting the person

2242
01:23:42,477 --> 01:23:44,354
who wrote
the <i>New Yorker</i>
article you liked so much.

2243
01:23:44,562 --> 01:23:47,107
Yeah,
but that's the <i>New Yorker.</i>
We're not the <i>New Yorker.</i>

2244
01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:49,067
Look around,
everyone's got their hair.

2245
01:23:49,275 --> 01:23:50,777
(CHUCKLING) Oh, right.

2246
01:23:50,986 --> 01:23:54,447
Um, sorry.
I just didn't have
a pitch prepared.

2247
01:23:54,656 --> 01:23:57,117
That's a little weird.
Thought you'd
bring some ideas.

2248
01:23:57,325 --> 01:23:59,411
Don't get me wrong.
I have ideas.

2249
01:23:59,953 --> 01:24:00,870
Like?

2250
01:24:02,288 --> 01:24:07,168
Um, stuff about
the world, uh...
(CHUCKLES) Culture...

2251
01:24:07,377 --> 01:24:08,920
Pretty generic.
You got anything specific?

2252
01:24:09,129 --> 01:24:10,672
- You want specifics.
- I'd love some.

2253
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:11,923
<i>Well, let's see.</i>

2254
01:24:12,132 --> 01:24:13,800
There could be
something in, um,

2255
01:24:14,009 --> 01:24:16,636
girls who go to
Comic-Con type things

2256
01:24:16,845 --> 01:24:18,596
and sleep with characters.

2257
01:24:18,805 --> 01:24:20,223
Character-loving girls.

2258
01:24:20,432 --> 01:24:22,100
That sounds obscure.
Very made-up.

2259
01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:23,476
Yes, it does.

2260
01:24:23,685 --> 01:24:25,770
So you're talking
about loser girls.

2261
01:24:25,979 --> 01:24:28,314
Like, they get drunk
and they do something stupid.

2262
01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:31,317
<i>We've done that
story a bunch of times.
Different takes on it.</i>

2263
01:24:31,526 --> 01:24:32,736
I thought you knew our site.

2264
01:24:32,944 --> 01:24:36,156
Oh, I do. And you're right.
I wouldn't want
to repeat that.

2265
01:24:41,703 --> 01:24:42,662
Oh, shoot.

2266
01:24:42,871 --> 01:24:45,457
Ugh, I've just been called
into an emergency meeting.

2267
01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:47,876
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

2268
01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:49,169
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

2269
01:24:49,377 --> 01:24:50,211
Hello?

2270
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,088
<i>So, hi, it's Sandee.</i>

2271
01:24:52,297 --> 01:24:53,089
Hello.

2272
01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:55,216
So, really appreciate you
coming in for the job,

2273
01:24:55,425 --> 01:24:57,010
but I've decided
we're gonna go internal.

2274
01:24:57,552 --> 01:24:58,219
What?

2275
01:24:58,428 --> 01:25:01,306
On the staff writing job?
Uh, we're going with one of
our veterans, Kaitlynn.

2276
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:02,682
She's been here two months.

2277
01:25:02,891 --> 01:25:04,225
But it's an editing job.

2278
01:25:04,434 --> 01:25:06,978
<i>Oh, wow, no.
We're really
picky about those.</i>

2279
01:25:07,187 --> 01:25:08,938
And you basically
promised me
the job was mine.

2280
01:25:09,147 --> 01:25:10,356
You were a candidate.

2281
01:25:10,565 --> 01:25:12,358
What about "we gotta have
Rory Gilmore's
voice at SandeeSays"?

2282
01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:13,818
You've been
saying that for a year.

2283
01:25:14,027 --> 01:25:15,945
I think Kaitlynn's
going to be that for us.

2284
01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:18,198
A girl named Kaitlynn
is going to be the voice
of Rory Gilmore?

2285
01:25:18,406 --> 01:25:19,991
- Are you high?
- Don't be hostile.

2286
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,576
I'm a little pissed here.

2287
01:25:21,785 --> 01:25:23,244
I get it.
You got your hopes up.

2288
01:25:23,453 --> 01:25:26,331
No, you got my hopes up.
For a job that
I didn't even want.

2289
01:25:26,539 --> 01:25:27,707
SANDEE: <i>Oh, real nice.</i>

2290
01:25:27,916 --> 01:25:29,292
So you just felt
like wasting my time.

2291
01:25:29,501 --> 01:25:30,960
No, you wasted my time.

2292
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,588
Hey, I'm the CEO here.
My time's a little
more valuable.

2293
01:25:33,797 --> 01:25:34,631
And another thing.

2294
01:25:34,839 --> 01:25:37,133
It's weird that you have
three different cell numbers.

2295
01:25:37,342 --> 01:25:38,468
Super weird.

2296
01:25:38,676 --> 01:25:40,512
It's not.
One is a work-only phone.

2297
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,764
The other is family-only,
except when I'm
in Stars Hollow

2298
01:25:42,972 --> 01:25:45,225
and there's no reception,
so I have to use
the family phone for work.

2299
01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:46,559
The other one is for friends,

2300
01:25:46,768 --> 01:25:48,103
and sometimes work
when it's overcast

2301
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:49,979
and I'm in Stars Hollow
and the other two phones
stop working!

2302
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,481
- Get a better phone!
- Get a better office!

2303
01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:53,066
- Get a better attitude!
- Get a better life!

2304
01:25:53,274 --> 01:25:55,693
- Get lost!
- Get... Shorty!

2305
01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:11,167
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
- (DOOR OPENS)

2306
01:26:13,336 --> 01:26:15,255
(RORY PANTING)

2307
01:26:15,463 --> 01:26:16,756
Moving home!

2308
01:26:19,926 --> 01:26:22,178
WOMAN SINGING ON TV:
<i>♪ Nothing's impossible</i>
I <i>have found</i>

2309
01:26:22,387 --> 01:26:24,389
<i>♪ For when my chin
is on the ground</i>

2310
01:26:24,597 --> 01:26:27,267
<i>♪ I pick myself up,
dust myself off</i>

2311
01:26:27,475 --> 01:26:29,602
<i>♪ Start all over again</i>

2312
01:26:29,811 --> 01:26:32,105
<i>♪ Don't lose your confidence
if you slip</i>

2313
01:26:32,313 --> 01:26:34,649
<i>♪ Be grateful
for a pleasant trip ♪</i>