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<i>♪ Summer is coming</i>

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<i>♪ And I hope I feel better
by the time it does ♪</i>

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- I get that they want
to be cool.
- It's human nature.

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But to get to the pool,
they have to walk
in the hot sun.

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- It makes them hotter.
- It makes no sense.

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It's a giant
cascading debacle.

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- Belly alert.
- Holy moly.

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If the point of the activity
is to cool off in the water...

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I like where you're going.

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...then why not
just stay home?

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- And take a bath.
- Right?

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Eh, the logic's impeccable.

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- Oh, my God.
- Just go naked.

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Plus, bath water doesn't
contain all those chemicals.

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The chlorine, the algaecides.

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And the bodily fluids
that shall remain nameless.

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- Kid pee.
- I said they'd
remain nameless.

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Gallons of kid pee
being pumped into
this pool as we speak.

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They shouldn't have
a drinking fountain.

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All that liquid
ends up somewhere.

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People don't think.

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- Uh-oh.
Oh, my God.
- What?

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It's Pat.

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All clear.

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This place
is a minefield.

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- Hi, guys.
- Ah!

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It's okay. It's Andrew,
and he's got a shirt on.

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- Oh, thank God.
- Welcome back, Rory.

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Oh, I'm not back.
I'm just here temporarily.

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- That's not what I heard.
<i>- It's true.</i>

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At the bookstore,
all anyone talks about
is how you're back.

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- Well, I'm not back.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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Spread the word.

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Hey, guys, did you hear?
Somebody vandalized
the floaty hut.

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Oh, no.

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Hinges are bent,
lock's jammed,

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and the kids are having a fit
'cause they can't get
their floaties.

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Welcome back, by the way.

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- Yeah, I'm not back.
- You look back.

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Luke donated the money for
that hut. He's gonna be upset.

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Forget Luke. Steve and Kwan
are going postal.

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There's two of 'em.

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When they get mad,
they're like
five little Korean people.

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They focus all their Korean
vitriol on Lane and me.

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- Where are they now?
- At the drinking fountain.

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They're going back
in the pool.

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- Yup.
- Figures.

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If you see something
inflatable, shout it out.

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She looks back to me.

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Well, she's not back.

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It is hot!

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I don't know
why we come here.

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- Welcome back, Rory.
- I'm not back.

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- Welcome back, Rory.
- I'm not back.

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<i>- Good to have Rory back.
- I know.</i>

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<i>It made sense.
I was leaning towards a chem major.</i>

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<i>- I just love chem labs.</i>
<i>- Me, to</i> o.

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- Beakers, clamps.
- Test-tubes, Bunsen burners.

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But I love philosophy, too.
Metaphysics? Can't get enough.

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I once got in trouble
for cheating on
a metaphysics exam.

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I looked into the soul
of the boy next to me.

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- You took metaphysics?
- No, that was Woody Allen.

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Woody Allen took metaphysics?
--It's from <i>Annie Hall.</i>

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I only watch German
silent films.

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Oh, boy, remember that phase.

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When did you punch
a hole in your nose?

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Read the Constitution.

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I'm 22. I get to adorn
my body as I see fit.

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You're right.
Punch all the holes you want.

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- Are you gonna join us?
<i>- When I can.</i>

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I took some great
linguistic courses.

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I mean, it's MIT.
Noam Chomsky walks the halls.

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I met him. Chatted with him,
laughed with him.

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He's my idol.

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Well, to Noam is to love him.

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Uh, is this thing on?

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- Ooh.
- Why're you getting up?

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I'm getting extra cheese.

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- I'll get it. I'm up.
<i>- I'll get it.</i>

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What are you doing this summer
before graduate school?

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I'm traveling with friends.

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We're canvassing a few states
for pot legalization.

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- For what?
- It's about civil liberties.

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It happens to be about pot.

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You made it sound
way less fun.

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- Do you smoke pot?
- No.

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What are we watching?

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Uh, <i>The Returned.</i>

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The French <i>Returned?</i>

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Blah!

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I don't know
how long I'll last.

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Oh, come on.
Take some NoDoz,
drink some coffee.

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We've got to break
this tragic pattern.

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- What pattern?
- Ugh.

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We get through one episode,
then half of another,

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then he falls asleep.

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I'm up at 5:00.

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He won't watch again
till a week later.

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By then he's forgotten
the first half of
the abandoned episode,

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and the entire
one before that.

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Then we have
to start all over again.

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That puts you
in binge-watching jail, Luke.

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I'll get a lawyer.
April, go to law school.

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Lawyers are fascists.

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Do you remember
the first episode we watched?

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<i>Yeah, it's a bunch
o</i> f <i>French people
in a small town.</i>

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And some of them are dead.

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Really?

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Oh, my God.

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Wow. Like a time machine.
Is it weird to be back?

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- I'm not back.
- You're not?

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Uh, no. I mean, I'm...
I'm here now, but...
Never mind.

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Oh, hi again.

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- So, I totally smoke pot.
- I figured.

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Don't tell my dad.

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I don't think he'd mind.
Just don't operate
a forklift after.

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Right. A forklift.
You have an excellent
sense of humor.

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- Thank you.
- I don't have a great
sense of humor.

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I'm working on it.
I bought a joke book.

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I think that's good.

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It's hard to have
a sense of humor
in college these days.

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April?

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I never met Noam Chomsky.
I made it up.

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- Oh.
- I've only smoked pot once.

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I ate so much cheese after.

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That's okay.

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I'm still kind of searching.

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Nothing wrong with that.

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I think I'm having
an anxiety attack.

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Can I get you something?
Water?

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It's just very weird here.

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What do you mean?

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Seeing you back
in your childhood room.

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I am not back.

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Oh, it's like a postcard
from the real world.

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Maybe we should join
Mom and Luke?

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My nose ring hurts.

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<i>Hey, get in here!</i>

139
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In a minute!

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Oh, my God.
"To Noam is to love him."
I just got that.

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April's having a freak out.

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What? April!

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No, it's okay. Rory's got it.

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She looks so grown up,
but she is still a kid.

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She wants Rory to take
her nose ring out.

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I'll take it out. I hate it.

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She wants to go to Germany
this summer. Did I tell you?

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She does like German cinema.

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She's staying with some
exchange students she met.

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Hmm.

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So where would the money
for Germany come from?

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- Me.
- Really?

153
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- Where else?
- She could get a job.

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- I could swing it.
- You sure?

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Yeah.

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She only got
a partial scholarship.
You had to pay the difference.

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Now, if she's going
to grad school, I mean...

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maybe I could chip
in a little--

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I got it.

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Okay.

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April's mine. I got it.

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All right. You got it.

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Rory's showing her
the stress tap dancing videos.

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God bless that girl.

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<i>Ace, hi.</i>

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I wake you up?

167
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I wish.

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I've been on a call
with the company rep in China.

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I couldn't get him
to talk slower.

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- The time zones
are killing me.
- Mmm-hmm.

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<i>Why isn't it the same time
everywhere? Time zones suck.</i>

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Yeah, they do.
They do suck.

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<i>- You okay?</i>
- I'm fine... I guess.

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I don't know.
I'm in a weird mood.

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- Anything I can
help with?
<i>- No.</i>

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Yes. Uh--

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<i>Hey, I know I'm coming out
in a couple weeks, but--</i>

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Oh, come on,
don't cancel on me now.

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I've got <i>Matilda</i> tickets,
planned pony rides,

180
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there's a freak show in town.

181
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No, not canceling.
I just thought...

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Well, I'm not really doing
much of anything these days,

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and I'm bored, and I thought
maybe I'd come out sooner.

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<i>- Like tomorrow.</i>
- Oh.

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Is that okay?

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Uh, sure.
Yes, let's do it this week.

187
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We'll make it special.
Your favorite place,

188
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The Dorchester or the Savoy.

189
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I'd have to stay in a hotel?

190
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<i>Well...</i>

191
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She's in town?

192
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<i>Yes.</i>

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For how long?

194
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She's moved in?

195
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Yes.

196
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When?

197
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- Couple of weeks ago.
<i>- Okay.</i>

198
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Were you gonna tell me?

199
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Of course I was.

200
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So you want me to wait
in a hotel until you can slip
away and come see me?

201
00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:03,818
<i>No.</i>

202
00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:04,986
Like I'm a geisha?

203
00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,696
Come on, that's not fair.

204
00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:07,780
<i>I know.</i>

205
00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:10,116
I knew about Odette.
I just...

206
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Like a hotel...
It's just weird.

207
00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:14,078
It doesn't have to be.

208
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<i>Look, can't we just
keep the plans the same?</i>

209
00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,252
Come out in three weeks,
and we will figure it
all out then.

210
00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:24,130
Please?

211
00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:25,965
<i>Rory?</i>

212
00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:28,509
Okay. Yeah, a few weeks.

213
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<i>I'm looking forward to it.</i>

214
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Yeah. Me, too.

215
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Oh, my God.
Feel that.

216
00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,482
- Feel what?
- It's not sweltering.

217
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,484
They finally got
air-conditioning.

218
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We don't have to sweat
like pigs anymore.

219
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Except Kirk's pig.

220
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Hey, kiddo. I forgot
to say welcome back.

221
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I'm not back.

222
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Welcome back.
Always knew you'd be back.

223
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You were wrong, Bootsy,
because I'm not back.

224
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- You look back to me.
- Welcome back, Rory.

225
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Compare notes, people. Please.

226
00:08:58,331 --> 00:08:59,665
Are you digging this air?

227
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First summer
my pits aren't sticking
like duct tape.

228
00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,085
It's fantastic.

229
00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:04,795
You know about
the Thirtysomething Gang?

230
00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:06,088
No, what's that?

231
00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:07,924
It's a group of kids,
all about your age.

232
00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,051
They went to college,
then out in the real world,

233
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,886
and it spit 'em out
like a stale piece of gum.

234
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,430
Now they're all back
in their old rooms, like you.

235
00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:15,515
I'm not back.

236
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,016
They all hang out together.

237
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That's them there.

238
00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:24,649
So dig out your shoes
and ball, 'cause tomorrow
you're all goin' bowlin'.

239
00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,234
I don't have a ball or shoes.

240
00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,777
Did you know about
the Thirtysomething Gang?

241
00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,571
Yeah, everyone does.
Hey, guys!

242
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Don't encourage this.

243
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:36,285
All right, everyone,
settle in, please.

244
00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:39,997
Hope you're all enjoying
the nice, cool air in here.

245
00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:44,252
And I hope you'll enjoy
the big announcement
I'm making tonight.

246
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,379
- Sounds exciting.
- Hit us with it, Taylor.

247
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,547
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

248
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,882
Stars Hollow is going to--

249
00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,259
<i>What the hell is that?</i>

250
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,635
- What?
- The hell is that?

251
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,011
I don't know
what you're saying!

252
00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:55,721
It's the air-conditioner!

253
00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:56,806
That, I heard.

254
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,391
It feels like an earthquake!

255
00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,850
- Strawberry shortcake?
- What?

256
00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,394
You said something
about strawberry shortcake!

257
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,062
Taylor, shut it off!

258
00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:04,772
Now I'm hungry
for strawberry shortcake!

259
00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:06,941
I can't!
It turns on and off by itself!

260
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,318
This is gonna freak out
the Thirtysomething Gang!

261
00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:10,653
<i>They're very sensitive!</i>

262
00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,575
Might need
a little adjustment.

263
00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:19,787
Back to
my announcement, people.
But first, a little backstory.

264
00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,956
Our summer tourist
numbers are down.

265
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,125
Even at the pool,
revenues are off,

266
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,961
which I attribute to
the recent criminal activity

267
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,504
involving the floaty hut.

268
00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:30,506
What happened
to my floaty hut?

269
00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,842
I thought you didn't want
people to know you donated it.

270
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,802
I don't, but
it's my floaty hut.

271
00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:38,889
Our Lazy Hazy Crazy Days
of Summer event is coming up,
and that'll help,

272
00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:41,767
but we thought
a supersized event

273
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:45,521
would generate
fresh enthusiasm
for tourists to visit.

274
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:51,319
Therefore, I am pleased
to announce...
<i>Stars Hollow: The Musical!</i>

275
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,487
- I love that!
- Sounds fun.

276
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:57,199
This will be an enchanting
musical history
of Stars Hollow.

277
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,744
Book and lyrics by,
uh, yours truly.

278
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:03,247
Music by a very talented
young composer.

279
00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:04,624
He once lived in Brooklyn.

280
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,417
<i>Nat Compton.</i>

281
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,003
That's Nat sitting
at the end of the first row.

282
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,463
He'll be directing, as well.

283
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,966
Let's give him a nice hand.

284
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,260
Whoa, give him
a crystal sword,
he's a White Walker.

285
00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:19,013
Our biggest hurdle
will be finding
our leading lady.

286
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:22,850
She's got to be
a great singer,
a terrific actress,

287
00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:25,561
a nimble dancer,
a dexterous whittler.

288
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,146
- She has to whittle?
- Or fake it.

289
00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:28,689
How do you fake whittling?

290
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:31,484
Yeah, they'd see
that there's no wood shavings.

291
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,694
Come on, Taylor,
production values matter.

292
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:37,531
Now, what I need from you
tonight are volunteers

293
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,700
for the musical's
advisory committee.

294
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:43,079
You'll come to a couple
of the shows,
and give us any ideas

295
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:46,707
that will help make it
all that it can be. Who's in?

296
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,627
- It sounds fun.
- What does?

297
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,921
The advisory committee.
I'm gonna volunteer for it.

298
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,090
- You think you
got the time?
- 8:30.

299
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,466
He asked you
if you have the time!

300
00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:56,676
I gave it to him!

301
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,302
- For the committee!
- I'll make time.

302
00:11:58,511 --> 00:11:59,720
I'm gonna sign up, too!

303
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,305
Babette, please, warn us!

304
00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:02,515
I think it sounds fun.

305
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,474
It sounds really fun.

306
00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:06,727
I hope the show is
as successful as
Taylor needs it to be!

307
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:08,437
Once again, warn us.

308
00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,147
It's really got
to pack 'em in!

309
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,316
If Taylor really wanted
to pack 'em in,

310
00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:14,735
he should get up on that stage
and dance around...

311
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:16,862
...in his floppy
Taylor underpants.

312
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,827
Was so out of context.

313
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,996
So, who's up for being
on the advisory committee?

314
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,415
- Me.
- Me, too.

315
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:28,499
I'll do it.

316
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,501
So, uh, Lorelai,
Tom and Sophie.

317
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,669
I'm there, Taylor.

318
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,170
- I can make it work.
- Me, too.

319
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,590
Well, I'm loving
the community spirit here.

320
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,260
Um, schedules to be announced.

321
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,179
Uh, now, our last issue,
people.

322
00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:44,515
This unfortunately is...
less pleasant.

323
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,684
So, we're back
to the floaty hut?

324
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,811
Who gives a crap
about the floaty hut?

325
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,438
I don't. I'm just curious.

326
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,648
If you're so curious,
why don't you marry it?

327
00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:59,113
After 89 years of continual
operation, the <i>Stars Hollow
Gazette</i> is shutting down.

328
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,197
Are you kidding?

329
00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:01,407
I'm gonna miss the coupons.

330
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,825
I'm gonna miss the poem
on the front.

331
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,702
Yeah, the seasonal poem.

332
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,495
Why is it shutting down,
Taylor? Money?

333
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,998
No, it was still operating
in the black.

334
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,083
But the paper's editor,
Bernie Roundbottom--

335
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:14,211
Come on.

336
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:18,382
Bernie retired as editor,
and there's no one
to take his place.

337
00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:20,050
- Oh, well.
- It had a good run.

338
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,719
Eighty-nine years, not bad.

339
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,472
Am I the only one
who's in shock over this news?

340
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,392
Well, I had discussed
the possibility of
the <i>Gazette</i> shutting down

341
00:13:28,601 --> 00:13:30,394
at an earlier meeting,
before you were back.

342
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:31,395
I'm not back.

343
00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:35,107
I figured
the Thirtysomething Gang
would've filled you in by now.

344
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:36,776
I don't hang out with them.

345
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,653
So, unless
there's other business
anybody wants to bring up...

346
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,614
What about the floaty hut?

347
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,282
Really, get a room.

348
00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:46,035
What about it? It is broken
and down for the season.

349
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,703
Did they find
the bums who broke it?

350
00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:50,539
I wonder what Luke
and the floaty hut's kids
will look like.

351
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:51,916
Will you shut up?

352
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,835
Excuse me...
Um, excuse me, everybody...

353
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,006
Uh, most everybody...

354
00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:02,802
I gotta say, just
shutting down the <i>Stars Hollow
Gazette</i> like this,

355
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,137
with all its tradition
and history,

356
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:07,765
without even putting up
the tiniest fight,
it just seems...

357
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,819
...wrong.

358
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,989
They're still closing.
Have a good night, people!

359
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,075
Wait. What about
my floaty hut?

360
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,284
It's waiting in bed for you.

361
00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:28,619
Shut up, Bootsy.

362
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:29,787
I think your anonymous
cover's blown.

363
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:30,913
Then screw it.

364
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,707
If no one else gives a damn
about it, then I don't either.

365
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,917
That's the spirit.

366
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,640
My word,
but it's sweltering today.

367
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,685
Sultry.
That's what it is. Sultry.

368
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,270
Brandon, I'm out.

369
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:57,982
Thank you, Brandon.

370
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,317
I'm just mad about the boy.

371
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,696
Ah, yes, lots of
returning favorites today.

372
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,030
There's old Butter Butt.

373
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,949
And our good friend,
Back Fat Pat.

374
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,034
Tell me, is he of
the Maryland Back Fats?

375
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,452
I believe he is.

376
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,538
They did a real job
on that floaty hut.

377
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,998
Is it fixable?
I'm trying.

378
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,416
Excuse me, Mr. Hasselhoff?

379
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,543
I do not wanna talk
about the T-shirt.

380
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,878
Then we will not.

381
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,171
A little to the right,
Dewey, please.

382
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,675
As the sun moves, Dewey,
it would help if you moved
the parasol with it.

383
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:25,718
Yes, m'lady.

384
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,136
I taught him to call me that.

385
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,804
You're shameless.

386
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:30,389
Hey! Yo, yo, yo!

387
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:33,517
No diving off the edge
like that! There's rules!

388
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,186
All right, that's it.
Everybody out of the pool.

389
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:39,523
Right now. Come on.
Out! Let's go.

390
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,735
You give a man
a lifeguard T-shirt,
it goes straight to his head.

391
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,821
I'm sleepy.
I think I'll nap, Brandon.

392
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,907
- Yes, Khaleesi.
- Ooh, that's good, too.

393
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,408
Night, night.

394
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,118
- Hey, you're back!
- I'm not back.

395
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,203
- I'm talking to Michel.
- Oh. Hi, Michel.

396
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,832
Hello, Rory.
Yes, I got back yesterday.

397
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,792
- How are things
at the inn? Good?
- Well--

398
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,378
Great. Frederick makes me
come here and be around kids

399
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:04,590
so I acclimate to them
for when we make our own.

400
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,841
Is that right, "make them"?

401
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,635
- Or have them.
<i>- Whatever.</i>

402
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,930
Fatherhood is just going to be
a lot of pretending for me.

403
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,890
Okay, bye-bye.

404
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,184
Wow.

405
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,227
He didn't even call
to tell me he was back.

406
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,354
He's French.

407
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,772
It's way more than that.

408
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,692
You know, the <i>Stars Hollow
Gazette</i> is the first newspaper
I ever read.

409
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,319
- Hmm.
- The <i>Gazette.</i>

410
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,112
My love of words
came from that paper.

411
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,405
- Oh, my God.
- What?

412
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,616
- Incoming.
- Hey, there.

413
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,660
- Hey, Pat.
- Oh, hi. Hi, Pat.

414
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:33,869
Welcome back, Rory.

415
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,330
- Oh, I'm not back, fat...
- I mean, back, Pat.

416
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,291
So you're pool people, huh?
Never would have taken you
for it.

417
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,460
- Oh, you--
- Uh... no.

418
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,587
- Just... sometimes.
- Was kinda.

419
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:44,964
- Well, got to get going.
- Okay.

420
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,424
- Okay, see ya, Pat.
- See ya.

421
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,886
It's just so stressful
being here.

422
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,514
Dewey? Adjust.

423
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,685
<i>♪ Blowing bubbles
out of the window</i>

424
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,770
<i>♪ Chewing bubblegum
and blowing big bubbles</i>

425
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,022
<i>♪ Getting, getting rid
Rid of all my troubles</i>

426
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:05,526
<i>♪ Watching the tadpoles
Glubba, glubba
in the puddles ♪</i>

427
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,946
<i>That looks like fun.</i>

428
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,662
Okay, so we got
all your info here.

429
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,289
Hang on to your sheet music
and knock 'em dead.

430
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,458
Hello.

431
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,919
- Hello.
- Hi, there.

432
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,045
Hi, Babette. Hi, Patty.

433
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,672
Shh, we're working here!

434
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,467
So you got
your sheet music there,
Mr. Tall, Dark and Yowza?

435
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,553
- Yup, all set.
<i>- Name's Kevin, huh?</i>

436
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,140
Nice, but I think
I'll call you... tomorrow.

437
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,474
Babette, no.

438
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,727
There's the line.
Good luck, Kevin.

439
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,311
Wow, thanks a lot.

440
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,397
Yeah, that was
a total clam jam.

441
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,982
Don't encourage her.

442
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,859
Go. Go. Scram.

443
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,571
Lorelai! Lorelai!

444
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,239
- Oh, my God.
- Do we know her?

445
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,574
Uh, Claudia.

446
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,868
- Oh, my God. Hi!
- Hi.

447
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,036
Are you auditioning, too?

448
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,997
Oh, no, I was just passing by
with my daughter.

449
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,290
Is this Rory?

450
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,459
It is. Yes, this is Rory.

451
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,127
Rory, this is Claudia.

452
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,837
- Hello.
- My therapist.

453
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,088
Hello!

454
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,923
Hi. Are you involved in this?

455
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,009
I'm just on
the advisory committee.

456
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,219
Can you put in a word for me
with the director?

457
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,221
Absolutely.

458
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,432
- Every bit helps.
- I guess so.

459
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,975
- Mmm-hmm.
- So, break something.

460
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,561
What?

461
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,563
- Isn't she supposed
to fix you?
- I think so.

462
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,482
- You're totally screwed.
- Ugh.

463
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,651
Oh, I'm on cloud nine.

464
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,154
We've done it.
We've found our leading lady.

465
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,197
That's great, Taylor.

466
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,324
I couldn't believe her resume.

467
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:39,453
Credits for days.
She sings, she dances,
she whittles.

468
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,581
Just look at her.
And look at those gams.

469
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,501
She's
the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.

470
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,836
Present company
excepted, right?

471
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,589
No, she's pretty much
the hottest woman
I've ever seen.

472
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,674
Hmm. And she was Kinky Boots.

473
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,676
You mean she was
in <i>Kinky Boots.</i>

474
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,220
No, no, she played the lead.

475
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,680
<i>She was Kinky Boots.</i>

476
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,432
But that's not her name.

477
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,227
There was no character named
Kinky Boots. I saw the show.

478
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,604
Yes, I saw the show, too.

479
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,066
Now, excuse me, ladies.
I've got to get back to work.

480
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,487
Stars Hollow is mounting
a big musical,

481
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,948
and no one
from the <i>Stars Hollow Gazette</i>
is covering it.

482
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,450
Why? Because there is
no more <i>Stars Hollow Gazette.</i>

483
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,285
- It stinks.
- It stinks? That's it?

484
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,829
The girl was Kinky Boots.

485
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,039
She was in <i>Kinky Boots!</i>
Nobody is named Kinky Boots!

486
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,082
This is not right.

487
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,625
No. I saw the show twice.

488
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,627
The <i>Gazette</i> cannot
just go down.

489
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,754
I mean, it's not Spotlight
at the <i>Boston Globe.</i>

490
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,132
It'll never uncover
a cabal of buggering priests.

491
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,551
We only have one priest
in town. He's a good man.

492
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,844
That's not
the <i>Gazette's</i> fault.

493
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,804
- I'll see you back at home.
- Go get 'em!

494
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,973
Hey, world,
you looking for me?

495
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,393
<i>♪ Stop your pouting
And get to shouting</i>

496
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,312
<i>♪ 'Cause Bernie's back today</i>

497
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:52,526
<i>♪ I've been gone so long
And you can bet
I've got a lot to say</i>

498
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,944
<i>♪ Seriously, get comfortable ♪</i>

499
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,074
Taylor, do not close
the <i>Stars Hollow Gazette!</i>

500
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,159
Huh? What was that?

501
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,577
Khaleesi is speaking.

502
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,954
Bit's over, Brandon.
Do not close the <i>Gazette.</i>

503
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,582
It's an institution,
and it's important
to a lot of people.

504
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,458
Tell that
to Bernie Roundbottom.

505
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,045
Marlin fishing in Boca Raton
was more meaningful
to that ingrate.

506
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,464
Well... all it lacks
is an editor, right?

507
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,426
So, someone to steer the ship?
I'm your girl!

508
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,928
May I ask what
your qualifications are?

509
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,597
I'm... here.

510
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,682
Well, that's a good start.

511
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,518
I have a degree in journalism
from Yale University.
How's that?

512
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:30,856
Not bad, but this job
will take you away
from the Thirtysomething Gang.

513
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,649
- Have you thought about that?
- I'll adjust.

514
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:35,777
- Should we discuss salary?
- I assume it pays nothing?

515
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,573
You got the job.
Come, let's go introduce you
to the staff.

516
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,908
Lead the way.

517
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,166
Everyone, good news!

518
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,961
We found our editor
and the <i>Gazette</i> is saved.

519
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,463
Some of you know her.

520
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:58,884
Rory Gilmore, graduate of Yale
and a professional journalist.

521
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,844
She starts immediately.

522
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,389
Now, it may take her
a little time to learn
all your names,

523
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,934
but I want you
to cooperate with her

524
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:10,896
and give her 100%
of your skills
and capabilities,

525
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:16,235
just as you did
Bernie Roundbottom. Please,
welcome her to the fold.

526
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,403
Hi, I'm Rory.

527
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,615
- Esther.
- Charlie.

528
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,494
Great. Got the names.

529
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,041
We have you in adjoining rooms
eight and nine
for four nights.

530
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,543
You are confirmed for tonight
for dinner at 6:30.

531
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:37,005
Oh, and please take this.
Good for two
complimentary cocktails.

532
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:38,382
Wonderful. Thanks.

533
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,384
But I do not want
to leave anyone out.

534
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,512
Is there anyone little here
today? Anyone at all?

535
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,721
We're little!
We're little!

536
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,974
Oh! I did not see you there.

537
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,185
For our special
little muppets,
complimentary lollipops.

538
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,520
That is,
if you like lollipops.

539
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:52,771
- Yeah!
- Oh, boy.

540
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:57,150
Go ahead, take one each.
Now, when I say one,
I mean two.

541
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,694
- Oh!
- Thank you.

542
00:21:58,902 --> 00:21:59,778
Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

543
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,822
- Thank you.
- Yes.

544
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,366
On a scale
of one to ten,

545
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,868
how much did I sound
like a child molester?

546
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,663
- Six.
- Oh, getting better. Hmm.

547
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,040
- Lorelai.
- Yeah?

548
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,042
Did you know
I just celebrated a birthday?

549
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,127
Of course I did.

550
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,712
It was a big one. A milestone.

551
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,588
- Fifty?
<i>- Forty.</i>

552
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,674
- I'm not 50.
- You're not 40.

553
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,050
I'm not 50.

554
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,885
Michel, you weren't
17 when we met.

555
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,221
This is the problem
with knowing people
a long time.

556
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,514
They can backdate you.

557
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:28,974
I'm guessing you're
in the middle?

558
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,434
<i>Somewhere, yes.</i>

559
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,770
So, maybe you can take
me out for a drink tonight?
To celebrate?

560
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,272
<i>- Sure.</i>
- And talk?

561
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,190
Yeah, sure.

562
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,192
Let's talk.

563
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,112
Oh, you must be the Mitchells!
We were expecting you.

564
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,866
Oh my, who is
that little angel
you brought with you?

565
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:49,578
She looks like she dropped
straight down from heaven.

566
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,373
Hi, come on in.

567
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,631
Welcome to the Secret Bar.
What can I get you?

568
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,300
- Uh...
- Um...

569
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,594
Gin martini.
Cold, dry, twist, please.

570
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,220
Do you have
the George Clooney tequila?

571
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,849
The one he enjoys
with celebrity friends on his
many tequila-filled nights?

572
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,184
We've got Jose Cuervo.

573
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,435
Does he hang out
with George Clooney?

574
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,188
Bring me a shot of Jose,
with a little bit
of salt on the rim.

575
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,439
- Got it.
- Thank you.

576
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,237
Pretty good crowd tonight.

577
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,282
Yes.
Very lively.

578
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,034
So...

579
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,037
"My wife is crying upstairs.

580
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,664
"I can hear cars coming
in the house.

581
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:39,086
"Consigliere of mine,
I think it's time you
tell your Don

582
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,962
"what everyone seems to know."

583
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,839
- What?
- It's from <i>The Godfather</i>.

584
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,716
Oh, not
<i>The Godfather</i> again.

585
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,551
It has a quote for
every circumstance.

586
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,261
- You don't have a wife.
- It's not exact.

587
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,554
- And who's Don?
- Michel--

588
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,140
I'm leaving.

589
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,228
I'm out of quotes.

590
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,817
I was not just on vacation.
I had a meeting
at the W Hotel.

591
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,151
Oh.

592
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:08,532
Look, with my experience,
my skills, my charm,
don't laugh--

593
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,159
- Wasn't laughing.
- Doors are open to me.

594
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:13,578
Good jobs. High-paying jobs.

595
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,580
I can't say that
I'm surprised.

596
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,417
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

597
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,962
What I wanted to ask,
before it's final,

598
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,381
is there a way
we can expand the Dragonfly?

599
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,926
Make it bigger, add a spa.
I was born to run a spa.

600
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:31,096
Michel, I've got
a nature preserve on one side,

601
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:34,433
a fire lane on the other side,
protected wetlands
on the other side,

602
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:37,102
and I can't put guests
in the barn unless
they eat oats.

603
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:41,106
Well, I need more. More to do.
More responsibility.
More money.

604
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,316
<i>- We have a baby
on the way.</i>
- You do?

605
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:47,112
Yeah, I think Frederick
ordered one. I have to check.
Anyway...

606
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,323
I can't just stay
in one place forever.

607
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:51,867
I know.

608
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,619
I think I need to take
that job at the W.

609
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,455
<i>- Five-O!
- Five-O!</i>

610
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,226
<i>Clear!</i>

611
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,069
What if I come up with
more money for you?

612
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,531
You're overpaying me now.
Part of my pay
comes out of yours.

613
00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:35,535
You think Michel only sees
as far as his own reflection?

614
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,787
I see the books.
I need more money.

615
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,415
You need someone you can
pay less. Can you deny that?

616
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,253
What are you doing?
Is your drink sour?
What's going on?

617
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,630
I'm just trying not to cry.

618
00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:48,673
<i>Lorelai, don't cry.</i>

619
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,593
If you cry, I'll cry.
I can't be seen crying
at the Secret Bar.

620
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,094
It's bad enough
that I'm here at all.

621
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,679
I'm trying not to.

622
00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:57,807
Lane, this dumb slow song
is not helping.

623
00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,976
Play something happy
and uplifting, please.

624
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:08,276
It's much better!

625
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:17,702
I must say, it's been
a while since I've felt such
energy and excitement

626
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,163
on the floor
of the <i>Stars Hollow
Gazette</i> newsroom.

627
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,749
Yeah, it's like
an Aaron Sorkin movie in here.

628
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,794
Are you not having fun?
It's important to have fun.

629
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:26,878
Oh, I'm having fun.

630
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,673
Right now, I'm experiencing
the joy of MS-DOS.

631
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:33,218
Well, if you're confused,
Esther here is
our computer expert.

632
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,302
- Esther?
<i>- Yes?</i>

633
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:35,804
What do you know about MS-DOS?

634
00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,305
Is that an actor?

635
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,599
<i>No, it's the computer
operating system.</i>

636
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,309
I know about it from
<i>Halt and Catch Fire,</i>

637
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,478
and I didn't watch
the show closely.

638
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:48,942
Well, I have the instructions
here Mr. Roundbottom gave me.
Hold on.

639
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,990
"Turn computer on."
Did you turn it on?

640
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,992
I did everything
but blow in its ear.

641
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,370
"Insert floppy disk."
You got your floppy disk?

642
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:01,496
Never mind, Esther.

643
00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:03,081
Happy to help.

644
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,209
Huh, something is
not adding up here.

645
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,378
Let's get out the abacus
and figure it out.

646
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:11,089
You're printing the poem
on the cover, yes?

647
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,466
- The poem?
- Oh, yes, a poem.

648
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:17,053
There's been a poem
on the cover
celebrating the season

649
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,722
in every issue
we've ever published.

650
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,223
I know. I'm an avid reader.

651
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:21,600
I was thinking
of going another way.

652
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,852
Another way. Okay.

653
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:27,856
Editor's choice, I guess.
I'll leave you to it.

654
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,107
See you later, Taylor.

655
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,193
- Coffee pot needs washing.
- And a jackhammer.

656
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:36,323
Oh, hello, Taylor.
Just came by to visit
my little Perry White.

657
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:40,952
Now, she's working.
Don't distract her too much.

658
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,706
<i>Five-O!</i>

659
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,500
I've had a long day.
A very long day.

660
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,669
Me, too.

661
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,380
A magical desk.

662
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:58,011
Tell me, is this Scotch old?

663
00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:02,390
Judging by the "Save
for VE Day," scrawled on
the label, I'd say yes.

664
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,642
Bottoms up.

665
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,187
Oops, we woke Charlie up.

666
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:11,566
I just left Michel
at the Secret Bar.
It's final. He's leaving.

667
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:12,484
Really?

668
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,153
<i>He's giving me three months
to find his replacement.</i>

669
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,655
Claims it may not be
enough time.

670
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,239
Always humble, our Michel.

671
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,659
I'm really gonna miss him.

672
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,619
Me, too.

673
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:24,245
<i>What?</i>

674
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,538
- Paul.
- Who?

675
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,290
<i>- Come on.</i>
- You haven't broken
up with him?

676
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,042
Let's have
another round tonight.

677
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,468
Shoot!
Woke Charlie up again.

678
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:39,636
Oh.

679
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:47,352
Well, we did it, folks.

680
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,480
Our first issue of the <i>Gazette</i>
is ready to hit the stands.

681
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:51,981
It's not my first issue.

682
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,316
Or mine, neither.

683
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:54,859
Well, no, but it's mine.

684
00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:58,613
It's an accomplishment.
A milestone. We should open
some champagne.

685
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,198
Gives me gas.

686
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:03,618
Hey, question.
What's the next step?

687
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:04,703
Huh?

688
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,079
<i>Where do the papers go?</i>

689
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,207
All the businesses
in town get a stack.

690
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,584
Yes, but who
delivers the stacks?

691
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:20,468
How's it going in here?

692
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:23,054
Fine, if Eric would run plates
while they're hot!

693
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:25,265
Customers cornered him.
He'll be right in.

694
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:28,852
Great. Eric's chatting about
the Red Sox while
the food's getting cold?

695
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:30,353
Oh, he hates
the Red Sox.

696
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,355
And you. I'm mad at you.

697
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,232
- Why are you mad at me?
- You know why.

698
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,068
Are you doing this?
Are you siccing
the mountain man on me?

699
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:40,572
The couple from New York
wants to know if the meat
is Pat LaFrieda?

700
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:41,948
- What?
- Is it Pat LaFrieda?

701
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,742
The couple from New York
wants to know

702
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,202
if I ground up some guy
named Pat LaFrieda
and served him?

703
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,370
Tell them yeah.

704
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,540
Give them this.
They'll like it.
I put Pat's pancreas in there.

705
00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,542
Luke, hon,
have I thanked you lately

706
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,128
for hosting Tuesday Burger Day
at the Dragonfly?

707
00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:56,296
<i>There's no need.</i>

708
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,672
But if it's driving
you crazy--

709
00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,132
- I'm fine.
<i>- You don't seem fine.</i>

710
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,759
I'm just trying
to keep things going.

711
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,343
Okay.

712
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:03,261
Hi.

713
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,346
- Help. I need help.
<i>- What?</i>

714
00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:07,432
- With what?
- Gazette<i>. Now.</i>

715
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,058
- Bring walking shoes.
- Uh--

716
00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,561
- You know
I have a business!
- I know.

717
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,688
Instead of being there,
running the diner,

718
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:16,816
I'm here, talking about
whether or not I ground up
some Italian guy

719
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,067
and served him in my burgers.

720
00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:19,819
Pat LaFrieda is
a New York butcher.

721
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,404
- Hire a chef.
- I will.

722
00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,990
- Soon.
- Uh, I'm gonna go
get one right now.

723
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:26,451
Wait.

724
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:28,369
Are you just gonna
leave me here?

725
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,747
Hello? Eric?

726
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:33,374
Somebody?
Hello?

727
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,252
- Got the list?
Shoes on tight?
- Check. Check.

728
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,629
Let's do this.

729
00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:41,007
You take the west side,
I'll take the east.

730
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,217
Got it.

731
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,843
- Where're you going?
- That's west.

732
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,303
- That's east.
- That's west.

733
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,388
It's not. See?
Eastside Dental. It's east.

734
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,808
And the name of the dentist
at Eastside Dental is...

735
00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,310
Dr. Eastside. Holy cow,
I just put that together?

736
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,355
Look, you take that side
of town, I'll take this side.

737
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,481
Deal.

738
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:02,237
<i>♪ You keep saying
You've got something for me</i>

739
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:07,408
<i>♪ Something you call love
But confess</i>

740
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:13,122
<i>♪ You've been a-messing
Where you shouldn't have been
a-messing</i>

741
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:19,295
<i>♪ And now someone else
Is getting all your best</i>

742
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:23,758
<i>♪ These boots
are made for walkin'</i>

743
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,803
<i>♪ And that's just
what they'll do</i>

744
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:31,724
<i>♪ One of these days
These boots are gonna
walk all over you ♪</i>

745
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:32,767
Rory, wait!

746
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,227
What's up, guys?

747
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:35,979
- Where's the poem?
- Didn't have room for it.

748
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:38,273
- You didn't have room?
- But the poem is great.

749
00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:39,691
The poem is traditional.

750
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:41,943
- Now there's just words.
- Those are articles.

751
00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:44,654
- Articles?
- Who reads the <i>Gazette</i>
for the articles?

752
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,948
Thanks for coming.
We appreciate your business.

753
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:48,658
You look exhausted.

754
00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,994
Calling in reinforcements.

755
00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:54,330
Okay. I'll take the west side,
you take the east side.

756
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,250
That's west.

757
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,626
That's east.

758
00:31:58,835 --> 00:32:00,920
Dewey, I am telling you
that is the west side.

759
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,089
Nope. There's 38 here.
I'm supposed to get 40.

760
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:04,424
I'll come back with two more.

761
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:05,550
I can't accept
partial delivery.

762
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,260
You can and you will.

763
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:09,971
Bernie Roundbottom never
conducted business like this!

764
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,557
Well, there's a new Bernie
Roundbottom in town!

765
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:21,065
Shellfish gets better
with age, Mrs. Cassini.

766
00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,358
Everyone knows that.

767
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,986
Already got a complaint
from Bootsy. You shorted him.

768
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:26,237
I don't care!

769
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:27,780
And people are
missing the poem!

770
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,782
Just a heads-up!

771
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,089
Hey. What are you guys up to?

772
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:48,051
We're doing
"I drink your milkshake!
I drink it up!"

773
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:49,135
It's from <i>There Will Be Blood.</i>

774
00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:50,637
- The movie?
- Mmm-hmm.

775
00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:52,221
We love everything
Paul Thomas Anderson does.

776
00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:53,848
We're
the Thirtysomething Gang!

777
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,016
See ya.

778
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:58,645
Hello?

779
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,104
Rory. Doyle.

780
00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:02,565
- Hey, Doyle. What's up?
<i>- Nothing much with me.</i>

781
00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:05,526
What's up with you ruining
my movie review
in the <i>Gazette?</i>

782
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:07,612
Doyle, please.
I'm in the middle of my route.

783
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,447
<i>I was doing you
a favor, right?</i>

784
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,366
You'd asked me
if I'd like to contribute?

785
00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:13,326
I said yes, help out
an old friend,

786
00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,244
and then you butchered it
like a piece of veal.

787
00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:16,788
Your review of <i>The Jungle Book</i>

788
00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:20,375
took a 20,000-word detour
into the history
of African colonialism.

789
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,877
So you're gonna get
all anti-intellectual now?

790
00:33:23,086 --> 00:33:24,462
5,000 of those words
were adjectives.

791
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:27,215
<i>- Who says adjectives are bad?</i>
- You, when you were my editor.

792
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,425
I'm writing a couple things
for Michael Bay,

793
00:33:29,634 --> 00:33:31,386
and he's really
into adjectives.

794
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,554
You trust his grammatical
stylings over me?

795
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:35,807
- Are you saying I'm a sell-out?
- No, I'm not.

796
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:38,810
I played snooker
at his house last night,
and he's really cool.

797
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:40,019
I don't have time for this.

798
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:41,938
<i>What idiot got rid
of the poem?</i>

799
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,149
- Hi.
- Hi.

800
00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:47,235
We've been meaning
to introduce ourselves.

801
00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:50,571
We get together
a couple times a week,
read our kids' resumes,

802
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:53,449
trade job tips,
just offer general support.

803
00:33:53,658 --> 00:33:55,535
We're the parents
of the Thirtysomething Gang.

804
00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:56,703
See ya.

805
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,166
Are you kidding me?

806
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,459
She was here about
20 minutes ago.

807
00:34:03,668 --> 00:34:04,836
<i>Hey, there.</i>

808
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,088
I just found newspapers
at Mrs. Kim's.

809
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,674
<i>I just found newspapers at the dentist's.
So there.</i>

810
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:12,468
Oh! For the love of--
We're hitting the same spots!

811
00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,929
<i>Well, then stop hitting
the east side, Rory!</i>

812
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,181
No.
I'm hitting the west side!

813
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:20,268
No! Dewey said
this is the east side!

814
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,936
That's the west side!

815
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,730
We need
a better system!

816
00:34:24,856 --> 00:34:27,984
I drink your milkshake!
I drink it up!

817
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,945
Going to the gym?

818
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:36,451
Oh, yeah. I just... gotta go
home and get my stuff.

819
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,994
<i>Great. I'll see you there.</i>

820
00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:39,412
Okay.

821
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,292
<i>Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!</i>

822
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,794
- Rory!
<i>- Ouch! Ouch!</i>

823
00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,212
Ouch, my feet bloody hurt.

824
00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,589
Ow! Ow! Ow!

825
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,299
- What's wrong?
- My feet hurt.

826
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:52,759
I told you to wear
comfy shoes.

827
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:56,220
Even comfy shoes
cannot offset the effects of
the Bataan Death March. Ow!

828
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,805
This walking thing
is for chumps.

829
00:34:58,014 --> 00:35:00,099
I have newfound respect
for delivery people.

830
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:02,602
Next time I see the UPS guy,
I'm gonna make him happy.

831
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:03,478
Ew.

832
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,772
I want a raise.

833
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,065
Talk to my office manager.

834
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,316
- Who's your office manager?
- Me.

835
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,317
Hey, I want a raise.

836
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,360
After the year-end review,
maybe I'll throw
you something.

837
00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:13,821
Did we order Chinese,
Greek and Italian last night?

838
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,157
- And hot dogs.
- Ugh. Last night's a blur.

839
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,992
What did we end up watching?

840
00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:21,037
Was it <i>Baby Monitor: Sound
of Fear, or Co-Ed Call Girl?</i>

841
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,830
No, I'd remember
if we'd rocked a Spelling.

842
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:26,459
They should make a Lifetime
movie out of Tori Spelling
falling at Benihana.

843
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,127
<i>Teppanyaki: Grill of Death.</i>

844
00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:29,545
I need to call Grandma.

845
00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:30,713
Oh, yes.

846
00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:33,424
When I think
of blistering burns,
I also think of my mother.

847
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,510
Ouch! Ouch!

848
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,056
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Grandma.

849
00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,682
<i>- Yes?</i>
- It's Rory.

850
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:43,518
<i>Oh! Rory. Hello.</i>

851
00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:44,936
Are you okay?

852
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:48,564
Uh, I guess. I...
I just need some coffee.

853
00:35:48,773 --> 00:35:51,275
Berta, have the cousins
bring me coffee!

854
00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:52,485
Did I just wake you up?

855
00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:54,153
<i>No, I was just dozing.</i>

856
00:35:54,362 --> 00:35:55,446
Are you sick?

857
00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,281
No, I... I'm fine.

858
00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:58,533
What time is it?

859
00:35:58,741 --> 00:35:59,575
It's almost noon.

860
00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:00,993
<i>Already?</i>

861
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,579
Noon is when dock workers
and rock stars get up.

862
00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:06,124
Are you doing
some moonlighting
I don't know about?

863
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,960
Uh, no. Where are my glasses?

864
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,504
I'd like to come see you.
When are you free?

865
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,631
I don't know. What day is it?

866
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,091
<i>It's Saturday.</i>

867
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:21,097
Well, I have a DAR meeting
on Thursday, but other
than that, I'm free.

868
00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:22,974
- So maybe I'll--
<i>- Wait a minute. Hold on.</i>

869
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,934
Berta, was that the door?

870
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,978
<i>I'm sorry, Rory.
I have to go.</i>

871
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,646
Grandma--

872
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:33,401
<i>Ouch! Ouch!</i>

873
00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:35,444
I kind of dig it. It's like
you're wearing a cowbell.

874
00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:38,823
Well, dig this. Grandma was
asleep and it's almost noon.

875
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:39,907
Hmm.

876
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:41,492
I woke her up!

877
00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:45,288
Are you hearing me? I woke up
Emily Gilmore at noon.

878
00:36:45,496 --> 00:36:47,290
- I heard.
<i>- It's weird.</i>

879
00:36:47,498 --> 00:36:48,374
It's weird.

880
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:52,128
Thanks for supporting her.
That's been really helpful.

881
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,255
Hey! She's the one
who quit therapy

882
00:36:54,463 --> 00:36:56,757
and drove that poor woman
into show business.

883
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,593
- You're a child.
- Get used to it.

884
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:01,596
I have to head to the <i>Gazette.</i>
News never sleeps. Ouch!

885
00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:03,139
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch!

886
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,891
<i>- Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! Ouch!</i>

887
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:10,062
Welcome, everyone,
to the first run-through
of <i>Stars Hollow: The Musical.</i>

888
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:14,025
This is a special preview
performance for
our advisory committee,

889
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:17,528
and for a few select friends
and family.

890
00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:22,450
I think you're all in
for a real treat.
But first, some business.

891
00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:26,370
What you see here today
needs to remain
strictly confidential.

892
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,373
But rather than having
good neighbors
such as yourselves

893
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:31,542
sign some cold legal document,

894
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:35,129
how about you all raise
your right hands
and repeat after me?

895
00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:38,257
I, Stars Hollow
theater lover...

896
00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:40,801
I,
Stars Hollow theater lover...

897
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:46,224
...hereby swear that
I will not divulge any portion
of this show in any way...

898
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:50,978
...hereby swear that I will
not divulge any portion
of this show in any way...

899
00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:56,108
...out of respect for
the hard-working creators of
this musical, so help me God,

900
00:37:56,317 --> 00:38:00,488
or Allah, or Buddha,
or whatever it is you pray to.

901
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:05,576
...out of respect for
the hard-working creators of
this musical, so help me God,

902
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:10,081
or Allah, or Buddha,
or whoever it is you pray to.

903
00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:11,958
Wow! Are we excited
about this!

904
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,126
Wow! Are we excited
about this!

905
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,837
No, uh, people,
the repeating part is over.

906
00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:19,382
You'll see that the show
is a little rough,

907
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:24,220
but Nat and I have put
our hearts and souls
into this, haven't we, Nat?

908
00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:27,556
He needs more fiber, that boy.

909
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:28,808
Or last rites.

910
00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:33,396
Under each of your seats
is a pen and clipboard
with sheets of blank paper,

911
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,398
ready for your feedback.

912
00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:40,194
Feel free to jot down
any critique or suggestion
anytime during the show.

913
00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:46,993
And now, sit back,
relax, and enjoy
<i>Stars Hollow: The Musical!</i>

914
00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,715
<i>One more for the road, huh?</i>

915
00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,759
Can't a man enjoy
a glass of whiskey

916
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:07,388
after a hard day's work
here in Stars Hollow?

917
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,223
<i>A man can.</i>

918
00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:12,935
But there's no man
in this room.

919
00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:14,312
- What the--
- Shh!

920
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,105
But, look at the--

921
00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:18,858
You were always
a sly cat, Felix.

922
00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:21,777
But your talons
have dulled.

923
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,158
A cat has nine lives.

924
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,826
And all of mine are
in the past!

925
00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:30,202
Meow.

926
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:33,331
I wish I was in the past.
It's better than
any future with you!

927
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:34,749
Low blow!

928
00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:36,834
What's happening?

929
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,794
I don't know!

930
00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:40,129
Hold on!

931
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,008
What?

932
00:40:08,366 --> 00:40:09,742
No. What?

933
00:40:10,368 --> 00:40:14,580
<i>♪ We're working on building
Working on building
Stars Hollow</i>

934
00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:18,793
<i>♪ We're working on building
Working on building Stars,
Stars Hollow</i>

935
00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:23,255
<i>♪ This redwood tree,
it soars so high
It touches God in heaven</i>

936
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:27,593
<i>♪ We'll hack it into
a dining room set
That'll easily seat eleven</i>

937
00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:32,056
<i>♪ Working on building
Working on building
Stars Hollow</i>

938
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,433
<i>♪ We're working on building
Working on building</i>

939
00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:36,268
<i>♪ Stars, Stars Hollow</i>

940
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,604
<i>♪ There's a river over there
Got to move it over here</i>

941
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,731
<i>♪ Gonna kill a lot of beaver
Gonna cull a lot of deer</i>

942
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:43,234
<i>♪ There's no EPA
So we'll do it our way</i>

943
00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:45,152
<i>♪ Stars Hollow!</i>

944
00:40:45,361 --> 00:40:46,904
<i>♪ Got a hatchet and an ax
And a hammer and a knife ♪</i>

945
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,531
The guy is hot.

946
00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:49,949
<i>♪ And a red hot poker
And a super sharp scythe</i>

947
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:51,992
<i>♪ Got a dagger and a mallet
And a really big rock</i>

948
00:40:52,201 --> 00:40:53,786
<i>♪ Stars Hollow!</i>

949
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:56,122
<i>♪ Got a hatchet and an ax
And a hammer and a knife</i>

950
00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:58,374
<i>♪ Got a red hot poker
With a super sharp scythe</i>

951
00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,751
<i>♪ Got a dagger and a mallet
And a really big rock</i>

952
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,461
<i>♪ Stars Hollow! ♪</i>

953
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,811
What a night!

954
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:21,063
It's nothing
but ice out there.

955
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:23,774
Well, come inside.
Warm yourself.

956
00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:27,278
Here, take my musket
and ammunition while
I pour myself a drink.

957
00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:30,531
My God!
Your balls are frozen!

958
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,284
It must be ten
below out there.

959
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:34,952
But you're all right.

960
00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:37,955
My brave soldier.

961
00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,082
Not so fast
with the encomiums!

962
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,378
Encomiums.
Encomiums?

963
00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:46,839
We stood there all night,
but the British never came.

964
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,259
<i>I'm not the man
you think I am.</i>

965
00:41:50,468 --> 00:41:51,760
But you are.

966
00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,222
Go on.

967
00:41:55,431 --> 00:41:58,309
<i>♪ You are me in pants</i>

968
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:01,687
<i>♪ And you are me in a dress</i>

969
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,858
<i>♪ It fits a bit askance</i>

970
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:09,695
<i>♪ I've tried it on, I confess</i>

971
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:13,532
<i>♪ We met so awfully cute</i>

972
00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:18,037
<i>♪ And you were ripe and curvy</i>

973
00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:21,582
<i>♪ You brought me a crown
of citrus fruit</i>

974
00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:25,669
<i>♪ Which I hoped would cure
your scurvy</i>

975
00:42:29,423 --> 00:42:33,552
<i>♪ It's a love, love
Love revolution</i>

976
00:42:33,761 --> 00:42:37,640
<i>♪ In a revolutionary time</i>

977
00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:41,143
<i>♪ You are like no other</i>

978
00:42:41,352 --> 00:42:44,688
<i>♪ Because you are my brother</i>

979
00:42:44,897 --> 00:42:46,148
<i>♪ But that's no crime</i>

980
00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,816
<i>- ♪ Not yet
- ♪ Thank God</i>

981
00:42:48,025 --> 00:42:49,026
<i>♪ Lafayette!</i>

982
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:53,197
<i>♪ It's a love, love
Love revolution</i>

983
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:56,951
<i>♪ In a revolutionary time</i>

984
00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:08,254
<i>♪ We'll raise cows and pigs</i>

985
00:43:08,462 --> 00:43:12,716
<i>♪ And get honey from a hive</i>

986
00:43:13,384 --> 00:43:16,095
<i>♪ We'll have 14 kids</i>

987
00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:20,391
<i>♪ And hope that three
will survive</i>

988
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:22,476
<i>♪ It's a war-torn time</i>

989
00:43:22,685 --> 00:43:29,024
<i>♪ And I'm smelling you
And I want to rip
your threads off</i>

990
00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:31,610
<i>♪ Let's have sex a lot</i>

991
00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:33,737
<i>♪ Before the British</i>

992
00:43:33,946 --> 00:43:36,699
<i>♪ Blow our heads off</i>

993
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:48,043
<i>♪ It's a love, love
Love revolution</i>

994
00:43:48,252 --> 00:43:51,880
<i>♪ In a revolutionary time</i>

995
00:43:52,089 --> 00:43:56,093
<i>♪ It's a love, love
Love revolution</i>

996
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:58,762
<i>♪ In a revolutionary ti--</i>

997
00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:02,349
<i>♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-hime! ♪</i>

998
00:44:14,737 --> 00:44:17,781
<i>All right. Hold tight, everyone.</i>

999
00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:21,785
<i>We have a quick costume
change, and next up,
the Industrial Revolution.</i>

1000
00:44:23,287 --> 00:44:25,122
Hey, can I borrow your pen?

1001
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:26,790
Sure. Why?

1002
00:44:27,416 --> 00:44:28,917
Advisory committee.

1003
00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:30,044
Okay...

1004
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:35,007
Well, here we are. 1891.

1005
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:39,094
Did you hear about
the new sport that this
Dr. James Naismith created?

1006
00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:40,971
It'll never catch on.

1007
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:43,474
- What's it called?
- Basketball.

1008
00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:46,477
<i>I had an idea today.</i>

1009
00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:48,437
- For an invention.
- What is it?

1010
00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:51,607
A machine that would wash
your dinner dishes
automatically.

1011
00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:53,525
That's a wonderful idea!

1012
00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,819
I'll build the factory
here in Stars Hollow.

1013
00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:59,323
- We'll be rich!
- As long as the workers
stay complacent.

1014
00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:00,824
And non-rhythmic.

1015
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:02,618
Yo, yo, yo! Not so fast!

1016
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,244
- Wait a second.
- I say!

1017
00:45:04,453 --> 00:45:06,288
Let me tell you
what I'm talking about.

1018
00:45:06,497 --> 00:45:07,414
Oy vey...

1019
00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:11,377
<i>♪ Hey, yo! Look, I'm rappin'
Just like Hamilton on Broadway</i>

1020
00:45:11,585 --> 00:45:13,712
<i>♪ This is an odd way
To tell the town story</i>

1021
00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:15,130
<i>♪ Depict the town glory</i>

1022
00:45:15,339 --> 00:45:17,675
<i>♪ And get you to follow me
To Stars Hollow, see</i>

1023
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,802
- No, no.
<i>- ♪ Magnetic, yo!</i>

1024
00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:21,095
<i>♪ I'm just like Magneto</i>

1025
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,806
<i>♪ Last night I held a meeting
Underneath the town gazebo</i>

1026
00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:25,849
<i>♪ We had sandwiches
And talked all night</i>

1027
00:45:26,058 --> 00:45:28,602
<i>♪ And at the end we all voted
to "Strike! Strike!"</i>

1028
00:45:28,811 --> 00:45:30,979
<i>♪ Young man, you must know
This will ruin Stars Hollow</i>

1029
00:45:31,188 --> 00:45:33,607
<i>♪ And for me, all your rapping
Is kind of hard to follow</i>

1030
00:45:33,816 --> 00:45:35,734
<i>♪ Yeah, Lin-Manuel
Had to deal with this</i>

1031
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:38,821
<i>♪ Give it time, just trust
Your ears will adjust</i>

1032
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:41,657
<i>♪ You gave me the mic
And I'm gonna rock it</i>

1033
00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:51,583
<i>♪ The world is
a terrible place</i>

1034
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:56,046
<i>♪ There's junk mail
and terrorism</i>

1035
00:45:56,255 --> 00:45:58,966
<i>♪ Tiny airplane seats</i>

1036
00:45:59,508 --> 00:46:03,137
<i>♪ New weird viruses
Really small print</i>

1037
00:46:03,345 --> 00:46:05,639
<i>♪ And tank tops</i>

1038
00:46:05,848 --> 00:46:09,727
<i>♪ Anything by Jeff Koons</i>

1039
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,812
<i>♪ Spam!</i>

1040
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,522
<i>♪ Not the food</i>

1041
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:17,860
<i>♪ Man-buns!</i>

1042
00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:22,114
<i>- ♪ Those Occupy...</i>
- ♪ <i>Radicals!</i>

1043
00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:26,785
<i>♪ What restaurants
charge for wine</i>

1044
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,789
<i>- ♪ And Putin
- ♪ And Putin</i>

1045
00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:32,583
<i>- ♪ And Putin
- ♪ And Putin</i>

1046
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:36,754
<i>♪ And Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu-Putin</i>

1047
00:46:38,714 --> 00:46:44,678
<i>♪ What's there not to love
About the town
of Stars Hollow?</i>

1048
00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:46,764
<i>♪ With its twinkle lights</i>

1049
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:48,390
<i>♪ Friendly people</i>

1050
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:52,060
<i>♪ Ample parking
and historic steeple</i>

1051
00:46:52,269 --> 00:46:54,938
<i>♪ Our sunsets are the best</i>

1052
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:58,942
<i>♪ The kids are just adorable</i>

1053
00:46:59,151 --> 00:47:01,653
<i>♪ Our sewer system's new</i>

1054
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,656
<i>♪ Our leash laws
are enforceable</i>

1055
00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:07,868
<i>♪ So what's there not to love</i>

1056
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:15,167
<i>♪ About the town
of Stars Hollow
Hollow, Hollow, Hollow</i>

1057
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,752
<i>♪ Hollow, Hollow,
Hollow, Hollow</i>

1058
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,712
<i>♪ Hollow, Hollow,
Hollow, Hollow</i>

1059
00:47:22,049 --> 00:47:23,634
No. Come on.

1060
00:47:24,218 --> 00:47:26,386
<i>Lorelai,
what is your problem?</i>

1061
00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:28,222
What's next, a kickline?

1062
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,308
No. No.

1063
00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:36,230
I'm Nostradamus.

1064
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,785
<i>♪ There's everything to love</i>

1065
00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:52,746
<i>♪ About the town of</i>

1066
00:47:52,955 --> 00:47:56,542
<i>♪ Stars Hollow</i>

1067
00:47:56,750 --> 00:48:00,003
<i>♪ Stars Hollow</i>

1068
00:48:00,212 --> 00:48:04,049
<i>♪ Stars Hollow! ♪</i>

1069
00:48:13,851 --> 00:48:17,813
Okay. Well, uh...
Wow!

1070
00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:20,983
Where are we gonna meet to go
over this? What's happening?

1071
00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:22,442
<i>- Sit down!
- Sit down!</i>

1072
00:48:22,651 --> 00:48:23,861
Ooh. Sorry.

1073
00:48:27,531 --> 00:48:30,993
♪ <i>Waterloo,
I was defeated
You won the war</i>

1074
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:32,369
Oh, no.

1075
00:48:32,578 --> 00:48:33,829
Gotta be kidding me.

1076
00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:38,208
<i>♪ Waterloo
Promise to love you
forevermore ♪</i>

1077
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:41,003
You're not getting up?

1078
00:48:41,211 --> 00:48:42,170
I guess I am.

1079
00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:44,131
- You're not
gonna clap?
- Yes I am.

1080
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:49,720
Yay.

1081
00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:55,434
So, this is
the zero hour, people.

1082
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:56,894
It's been a lot of hard work,

1083
00:48:57,102 --> 00:49:01,523
and Nat and I are
certainly proud of what
we've accomplished thus far.

1084
00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:04,735
But now, I need to hear
from my trusted stable
of advisors,

1085
00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:08,447
and I want the unvarnished
truth, warts and all.

1086
00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,283
So hit me with it.
Hold nothing back.

1087
00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:13,160
We can take it.

1088
00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:16,538
This show is fantastic!

1089
00:49:16,747 --> 00:49:17,789
Ah! I knew it!

1090
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:21,043
Simba, you've been dethroned.
Bow to the new king.

1091
00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:23,295
It moves. It breathes.

1092
00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:25,964
Add an orchestra, you can
take it straight to Broadway.

1093
00:49:26,173 --> 00:49:28,759
<i>School of Rock.</i>
Bunch of schlock.
This show gets an "A."

1094
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:31,845
I know nothing about musicals,
but this is a fun musical.

1095
00:49:32,054 --> 00:49:33,555
The book was terrific, too.

1096
00:49:33,764 --> 00:49:36,642
Tevye, move over.
There's a new Jew in town.

1097
00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:39,645
Well, it seems
like we've got unanimity here.

1098
00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:42,439
Or do we?

1099
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,233
Hmm?

1100
00:49:45,442 --> 00:49:46,735
You're awfully quiet.

1101
00:49:46,944 --> 00:49:49,237
You've been writing a lot
on your clipboards there.

1102
00:49:49,446 --> 00:49:51,907
Clipboards? You needed more
than one clipboard?

1103
00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:53,367
Hey, Babette was
writing a lot, too.

1104
00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:55,243
I was writing
my funny zingers.

1105
00:49:55,452 --> 00:49:59,873
Hasa diga eebowai,
you Mormon nerds. Audiences
are ringing a new doorbell!

1106
00:50:00,082 --> 00:50:01,375
I got 26 more of these.

1107
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:04,044
So, I guess we're waiting
for your opinion?

1108
00:50:04,795 --> 00:50:07,714
Right. Well...

1109
00:50:07,923 --> 00:50:12,552
I think... for
a first run-through,
it was... yeah.

1110
00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:15,389
"Yeah" is not an opinion.

1111
00:50:15,597 --> 00:50:18,141
Didn't you think it was
charming? I thought it was.

1112
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:19,893
I did. I thought
it was charming.

1113
00:50:20,102 --> 00:50:24,022
I, uh, just had
a few questions,
and maybe a few suggestions.

1114
00:50:24,231 --> 00:50:25,565
- Really?
- What's your suggestion?

1115
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:26,775
Make it less perfect?

1116
00:50:26,984 --> 00:50:29,987
Now, now, people, I asked
for the unvarnished truth.

1117
00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:32,280
Let's hear Lorelai's notes.
Lorelai?

1118
00:50:32,489 --> 00:50:36,284
Okay. So, first,
that opening scene...

1119
00:50:36,493 --> 00:50:39,246
With her black eye,
the whiskey,
the weird whatever it was.

1120
00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:40,455
What was that about?

1121
00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:44,459
The opening scene is
an excerpt from
a play I wrote in college

1122
00:50:44,668 --> 00:50:48,880
that happened to be blessed
by my mentor,
the great Edward Albee.

1123
00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:50,507
<i>You may know him</i>

1124
00:50:50,716 --> 00:50:54,636
as the author of a little
something called <i>Who's Afraid
of Virginia Woolf?</i>

1125
00:50:54,845 --> 00:50:56,596
- Impressive.
- Wow.

1126
00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,765
- You worked
with Edward Albee?
<i>- Yes.</i>

1127
00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:02,769
I was at Joe Allen one night,
years ago, and I dropped
the script on Albee's table

1128
00:51:02,978 --> 00:51:05,272
with my phone number
and asked him to call me
with notes.

1129
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,066
Any notes at all that would
make it better than it was.

1130
00:51:08,275 --> 00:51:11,445
And... he never called.

1131
00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:13,030
Wow!

1132
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,364
Congratulations, Taylor.

1133
00:51:14,573 --> 00:51:18,368
So, Edward Albee's eating
at Joe Allen, you drop
a script at his table,

1134
00:51:18,577 --> 00:51:21,121
he never calls, and that
makes him your mentor?

1135
00:51:21,329 --> 00:51:23,790
You just don't understand
the theater community.

1136
00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:24,624
I guess not.

1137
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:26,793
I have dinner reservations.
Are you done?

1138
00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:28,295
- What about the rapping?
- What about it?

1139
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,297
- Is this getting racial?
- A little.

1140
00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:33,884
No. No. It's not racial.
Just... Isn't it way
too <i>Hamilton?</i>

1141
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:35,093
<i>Hamilton's</i> a smash.

1142
00:51:35,302 --> 00:51:36,762
It won a million Tonys.

1143
00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:40,015
It's very popular,
but doesn't that make
what we're doing derivative?

1144
00:51:40,223 --> 00:51:44,853
So, because <i>Hamilton</i> has
rap numbers, no one else
in the world can rap?

1145
00:51:45,062 --> 00:51:48,023
You will be so kind as to let
RZA and Busta Rhymes know

1146
00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:49,733
that they're not allowed
to rap anymore?

1147
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:51,068
How does he know those names?

1148
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,528
What about
the Civil War number
with the revolving stage?

1149
00:51:53,737 --> 00:51:54,696
What was the point of that?

1150
00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:58,950
Again, <i>Hamilton</i> utilized
a revolving stage and it
worked like gangbusters.

1151
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:00,494
Ours looked like a lazy Susan.

1152
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:02,579
Carl and Violet
should dress up as condiments.

1153
00:52:02,788 --> 00:52:05,457
Condiments?
Hmm, Nat, that's something
we should kick around.

1154
00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:06,333
That's not the point.

1155
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:10,128
That number got a standing O,
and it's one
of Nat's favorites.

1156
00:52:10,337 --> 00:52:11,213
<i>If you want to cut it,</i>

1157
00:52:11,421 --> 00:52:14,091
you'll have to pry it
out of his cold, dead hands.

1158
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:17,344
I don't think
there's any other way
to pry something from Nat.

1159
00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,555
But, to be clear, no one else
is bothered by these detours?

1160
00:52:20,764 --> 00:52:21,681
No.

1161
00:52:21,890 --> 00:52:22,891
If there's nothing else--

1162
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,226
<i>Sorry, the lead girl.</i>

1163
00:52:24,434 --> 00:52:26,061
- Can we talk about her?
- Who? Violet?

1164
00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:28,021
What do you want?
For her to be less perfect?

1165
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:29,064
Impossible.

1166
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:30,315
She was Kinky Boots!

1167
00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:33,360
Just the part she plays.
Her character goes
from scene to scene,

1168
00:52:33,568 --> 00:52:36,154
falling in love with every guy
from a different era.

1169
00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,405
So? Sex sells.

1170
00:52:37,614 --> 00:52:38,782
She was Kinky Boots.

1171
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,118
She has sex, like,
26 times in the show!

1172
00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:43,703
That's a lot of friction.
A fire is gonna start
down there.

1173
00:52:43,912 --> 00:52:46,498
- I didn't know you
were such a prude.
- I'm not a prude.

1174
00:52:46,706 --> 00:52:48,250
You counted how
many times she had sex.

1175
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:49,543
She was Kinky Boots!

1176
00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:51,002
So, everybody
likes her? Violet.

1177
00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:51,920
Ouch.

1178
00:52:52,129 --> 00:52:55,549
Methinks the town stable
has one mare
too many for Lorelai.

1179
00:52:55,757 --> 00:52:57,092
She has a beautiful voice.

1180
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,010
And... she was Kinky Boots!

1181
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:01,805
Babette, I love you,
but <i>Kinky Boots</i> was
a show, not a character.

1182
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,932
She was in the road show,
not the Broadway show.

1183
00:53:04,141 --> 00:53:06,893
And she wasn't Kinky Boots.
She was Trish,
the factory worker!

1184
00:53:07,102 --> 00:53:08,895
I'm right next to you.
You don't have to yell!

1185
00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:10,856
- I'm not yelling.
- Am I yelling?

1186
00:53:11,064 --> 00:53:12,607
Look, last thing. Abba?

1187
00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:16,820
Ah! Thanks for reminding me.
We all love the Abba songs.

1188
00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:21,116
But my attorney warned me
that doing the nine Abba songs
at the end

1189
00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:23,577
might entangle us
in some messy litigation.

1190
00:53:23,785 --> 00:53:27,706
Now, I've got a call in
to Benny Andersson
and Bjorn Ulvaeus of Abba--

1191
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:28,915
You have their numbers?

1192
00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:30,709
But have yet to hear back.

1193
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:34,045
You know, Taylor...
I've written some songs.
Sorry.

1194
00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:35,589
No. No, Sophie, go ahead.

1195
00:53:35,797 --> 00:53:37,215
I've never done
anything with them,

1196
00:53:37,424 --> 00:53:40,260
but you can have them for free
to sing at the end,
if you like.

1197
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:42,929
Well, that's
very nice, Sophie.

1198
00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:44,389
Are they catchy?

1199
00:53:44,598 --> 00:53:45,599
I could play one for you.

1200
00:53:45,807 --> 00:53:46,808
Please.

1201
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:59,696
<i>♪ I feel the earth move
under my feet</i>

1202
00:53:59,905 --> 00:54:03,658
<i>♪ I feel the sky tumblin' down
A-tumblin' down</i>

1203
00:54:03,867 --> 00:54:05,744
<i>♪ I feel my heart start
to tremble ♪</i>

1204
00:54:05,952 --> 00:54:07,829
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
Um...

1205
00:54:08,038 --> 00:54:09,539
That's not catchy.

1206
00:54:09,748 --> 00:54:11,625
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.

1207
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:14,794
Honestly, everyone here
is just throwing encomiums
at this thing.

1208
00:54:15,003 --> 00:54:17,088
<i>Mondo encomium!
It's all swell?</i>

1209
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,757
I'm an island?

1210
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:22,177
Guess I'm an island.

1211
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,679
And I can just make
my reservation.

1212
00:54:38,068 --> 00:54:39,444
You don't like me.

1213
00:54:39,653 --> 00:54:41,488
Oh, you scared me. Violet.

1214
00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:43,198
- You don't like me.
- That's not true.

1215
00:54:43,406 --> 00:54:44,866
Why?

1216
00:54:45,075 --> 00:54:48,078
Have you ever performed?
Been in a musical?
Taken this risk?

1217
00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:49,913
No. Well, once.

1218
00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,915
I was Lucy in
<i>You're a Good Man,
Charlie Brown.</i>

1219
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:53,208
I was awful.

1220
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,834
One night, Charlie Brown
kicked me

1221
00:54:55,043 --> 00:54:56,336
instead of the football
and the crowd cheered.

1222
00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:59,589
So I wasn't Kinky Boots,
okay? I was Trish.
It's a featured role.

1223
00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:02,217
- It's a great role.
- Well, I went on a lot.
In Boston.

1224
00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,593
Boston's a big-ass town.

1225
00:55:03,802 --> 00:55:05,595
- Uh-huh.
- Everybody's a critic.

1226
00:55:05,804 --> 00:55:07,597
- Well, it was my job.
- Mmm, well.

1227
00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:12,227
I got to go.
Opening night's in a week.
Thanks for the doubts.

1228
00:55:12,894 --> 00:55:14,145
You're a terrific tap dancer!

1229
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:15,855
<i>I don't need your validation!</i>

1230
00:55:16,439 --> 00:55:17,691
It's quite a find.

1231
00:55:17,899 --> 00:55:20,277
It's a hell of a find.
Excuse my language.

1232
00:55:20,485 --> 00:55:21,861
Don't you think, Emily?

1233
00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,197
Oh, yes. Yes, quite a find!

1234
00:55:24,406 --> 00:55:27,450
And it was a yard sale.
Not even a thrift shop.

1235
00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:31,746
It was at the bottom of a box,
under an old toaster
and a broken Slinky.

1236
00:55:31,955 --> 00:55:36,459
I'd drop by more yard sales
myself, but you have to step
into people's yards.

1237
00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:39,754
Oh, with
their trampolines and their
"Kiss the Gardener" signs.

1238
00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:43,133
With your approval,
I would like to petition
the national board

1239
00:55:43,341 --> 00:55:45,468
to fund the purchase
of a top-notch display

1240
00:55:45,677 --> 00:55:47,804
for the diaries
of Abigail Franklin.

1241
00:55:48,013 --> 00:55:49,597
After we authenticate
them, right?

1242
00:55:49,806 --> 00:55:50,432
Hmm?

1243
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,852
We can't repeat what happened
with the bogus
<i>Federalist Papers.</i>

1244
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,062
Where the word "Federalist"
was misspelled.

1245
00:55:56,271 --> 00:55:57,939
We stopped
that check just in time.

1246
00:55:58,148 --> 00:56:00,942
Very well, then.
Post-verification.
All in favor?

1247
00:56:02,652 --> 00:56:04,988
- Excellent. I'll get
the process started.
- Hmm.

1248
00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:07,991
Emily, these puffs...
Are they crab?

1249
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,367
Do they taste like crab?

1250
00:56:09,576 --> 00:56:11,077
- I don't know.
<i>- Neither do I.</i>

1251
00:56:11,286 --> 00:56:13,330
Berta makes things,
and I just eat them.

1252
00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,040
She doesn't tell you
what they are?

1253
00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:16,916
Oh, no, she tells me.

1254
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,962
Oh, my goodness!
Is it three o'clock already?

1255
00:56:21,171 --> 00:56:22,672
- 3:00? I have
a hair appointment.
- Me, too.

1256
00:56:22,881 --> 00:56:25,091
- Same here.
- I guess
the meeting's adjourned.

1257
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,676
- Goodbye, darling.
- Sorry to dash.

1258
00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:28,136
- Lovely meeting, dear.
- Mmm-hmm. Thank you.

1259
00:56:31,848 --> 00:56:34,726
Well, this is a surprise.
Did I know you were coming?

1260
00:56:34,934 --> 00:56:37,479
Did I forget?
Have I officially
become an old woman?

1261
00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:40,523
No, not you. Never.
I popped by to see
if you were home.

1262
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,193
<i>No, no, no,</i>
Senora <i>Emily--</i>

1263
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,529
<i>Berta no know
anything, anything.</i>

1264
00:56:50,033 --> 00:56:52,077
They're gonna miss
their hair appointments,

1265
00:56:52,285 --> 00:56:53,745
and it's all their fault.

1266
00:56:54,371 --> 00:56:55,872
- Uh, Grandma...
- Yes?

1267
00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:57,582
There's a TV in here.

1268
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:00,418
Yes, there is. So would you
like something to eat?

1269
00:57:00,627 --> 00:57:03,797
I have Berta puffs from today
and some mystery soup
from last night.

1270
00:57:04,005 --> 00:57:05,006
No, I'm fine.

1271
00:57:05,215 --> 00:57:07,467
Grandma, why is
there a TV in here?

1272
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:11,471
One of Berta's cousins heard
me talking about a live opera
that was coming on,

1273
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:13,056
and it was during dinnertime,

1274
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,974
so they brought it down
and set it up for me.

1275
00:57:15,183 --> 00:57:17,268
- You ate in the living room?
- Yes.

1276
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,145
On this?
It's a Duncan Phyfe!

1277
00:57:19,354 --> 00:57:21,356
I didn't eat on
the coffee table.

1278
00:57:21,564 --> 00:57:23,024
They set this up for me.

1279
00:57:23,233 --> 00:57:24,692
Am I being punk'd?

1280
00:57:24,901 --> 00:57:26,027
You're being dramatic.

1281
00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:29,697
Grandma,
have you been getting out
of the house at all?

1282
00:57:29,906 --> 00:57:31,533
Of course I have.
I'm not a shut-in.

1283
00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:33,868
I mean socializing.
Not just running errands.

1284
00:57:34,077 --> 00:57:35,537
Are you getting
together with people?

1285
00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:36,996
I was just with the girls.

1286
00:57:37,205 --> 00:57:39,999
I don't mean DAR meetings.
Have you been doing
anything fun?

1287
00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,501
Yes, I'm full of fun.

1288
00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,253
You were asleep
at noon the other day.

1289
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,170
So?

1290
00:57:44,379 --> 00:57:46,756
It's not like you.
Do you go to the club?

1291
00:57:46,965 --> 00:57:48,341
You and Grandpa
used to love the club.

1292
00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:50,718
I'm not even sure if
my membership is up-to-date.

1293
00:57:50,927 --> 00:57:52,846
- Well, renew it.
- Why?

1294
00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:55,974
You're too young to be
eating in front of a TV,
watching <i>Matlock.</i>

1295
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,350
<i>Matlock</i> isn't on anymore.

1296
00:57:57,559 --> 00:57:58,643
It's in repeats.

1297
00:57:59,144 --> 00:58:02,147
I'm watching PBS, not <i>Matlock.</i>
I'm not 90.

1298
00:58:02,355 --> 00:58:03,106
That's my point.

1299
00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:06,609
Maybe you should go out
at night, mingle, dance
a little, have fun.

1300
00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:12,615
I should go save the ladies.

1301
00:58:12,824 --> 00:58:15,618
Berta, they have to go.
They all have
hair appointments.

1302
00:58:15,827 --> 00:58:18,079
We had a debate about
Andy Griffith. Alive or dead?

1303
00:58:18,288 --> 00:58:19,956
Then we finished off
the finger sandwiches.

1304
00:58:20,165 --> 00:58:23,751
Something must have
gotten through, because
she actually e-mailed me.

1305
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,170
First contact in ages.

1306
00:58:25,378 --> 00:58:26,796
<i>She said she would.
What's it about?</i>

1307
00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:29,174
Something fun.
Your grandfather's gravestone.

1308
00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:30,842
Why would she e-mail you
about that?

1309
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:32,469
<i>There's a new one on the way.</i>

1310
00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:33,803
What happened to the old one?

1311
00:58:34,012 --> 00:58:36,055
<i>You mean "ones."
Um... Let's see.</i>

1312
00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:38,391
The first one had
the Longfellow quote right,

1313
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,894
but without attribution
to Longfellow. Got chucked.

1314
00:58:41,102 --> 00:58:42,645
The second one
had the attribution,

1315
00:58:42,854 --> 00:58:45,273
but she wanted a dash
preceding it. Got chucked.

1316
00:58:45,482 --> 00:58:48,401
The third one fell off
the delivery truck.
That's not on her.

1317
00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:50,528
The fourth one had
the dash and the Longfellow,

1318
00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:53,656
but no quotation marks
around the quote. Got chucked.

1319
00:58:53,865 --> 00:58:55,366
This is number five.

1320
00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,951
Does she want us to proof it?

1321
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,579
<i>I don't know, Rory.
She just wants us there.</i>

1322
00:58:59,787 --> 00:59:00,997
Okay. So we'll go.

1323
00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:04,209
<i>Right? Mom?
Grandma asked us.</i>

1324
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:06,836
<i>- We haven't visited
the grave in a while.</i>
- I know.

1325
00:59:07,045 --> 00:59:08,588
I'm worried about her.

1326
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:10,632
<i>Okay. Fine. We'll go.</i>

1327
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,133
TV tray in the living room.

1328
00:59:12,342 --> 00:59:13,801
Is what I originally
named you.

1329
00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:15,386
<i>- Bye.</i>
- Bye.

1330
00:59:21,935 --> 00:59:23,102
Rory Gilmore.

1331
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:24,979
Yes, thank you.

1332
00:59:25,188 --> 00:59:28,274
We've gotten positive feedback
for putting the poem
back on the cover.

1333
00:59:28,483 --> 00:59:29,776
They are inspiring.

1334
00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:33,488
Yes, I'd say we don't have
our heads up our backsides
anymore.

1335
00:59:33,696 --> 00:59:35,490
Uh-huh.
Thanks for calling.

1336
00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:45,500
<i>No cigar?</i>

1337
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:49,128
I pictured you
chomping a fat cigar.

1338
00:59:49,671 --> 00:59:51,047
Doctor told me to cut back.

1339
00:59:53,049 --> 00:59:56,469
Esther, Charlie, this is Jess.
He's Luke Danes' nephew.

1340
00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:57,845
Hello.

1341
00:59:58,054 --> 01:00:00,306
I remember you, punk.

1342
01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:02,100
Good to see you again, Esther.

1343
01:00:03,101 --> 01:00:04,811
You, too.
What's it been? Four years?

1344
01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:06,813
Maybe more.
When did you get in?

1345
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:09,774
Just now. I'm meeting Luke.
We've got Mom
maintenance to do.

1346
01:00:09,983 --> 01:00:12,527
You hear she and T.J.
accidentally joined some cult?

1347
01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:14,195
And that vegetables
were involved.

1348
01:00:14,404 --> 01:00:16,155
And an eight-million-year
contract.

1349
01:00:16,364 --> 01:00:17,282
I heard it was six.

1350
01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:20,535
As editor of the <i>Gazette,</i>
you have better sources
than me, Mr. Roundbottom.

1351
01:00:21,202 --> 01:00:22,245
What?

1352
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:24,831
Oh.

1353
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:26,958
Can't wait to hear
how you got the job.

1354
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,501
It was the usual thing.

1355
01:00:28,710 --> 01:00:30,670
I submitted my resume,
plus samples of my work,

1356
01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:33,590
I was thoroughly vetted,
there were several interviews.

1357
01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:37,552
Plus complex negotiations
over salary,
benefits, parking.

1358
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,387
- You asked Taylor?
- Pretty much.

1359
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,685
I don't want him
to see me like this.

1360
01:00:46,603 --> 01:00:47,937
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.

1361
01:00:48,146 --> 01:00:49,647
- How about some lunch?
- Sure.

1362
01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:53,526
Very Lou Grant.

1363
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:56,237
Last time I checked,
grain was a food group.

1364
01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:00,825
Bottoms up.

1365
01:01:01,034 --> 01:01:02,327
Roundbottoms up.

1366
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:07,040
How are you?

1367
01:01:07,248 --> 01:01:08,833
Luke says the book press
is going great.

1368
01:01:09,042 --> 01:01:09,959
It's doing okay.

1369
01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:11,628
So Dave Eggers is
shaking in his boots?

1370
01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:14,839
If Dave Eggers
even knows we exist,
I'd be happy.

1371
01:01:15,048 --> 01:01:16,716
And in other stuff?
Personal life?

1372
01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:19,510
Stable. Nothing permanent.
What about you?

1373
01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:20,928
Oh, damn.

1374
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:26,059
Did you just write
"break up with P"?

1375
01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:28,311
How about a second course?

1376
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:29,646
Esther, would you get that?

1377
01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:31,606
I'm filing something.

1378
01:01:31,814 --> 01:01:33,941
You've been filing
that same piece of paper
for a long time.

1379
01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:36,694
When you started,
Nora Ephron felt good
about her neck.

1380
01:01:36,903 --> 01:01:38,988
Do you still want me
to get it?

1381
01:01:39,197 --> 01:01:42,033
No.
I could've been a contender.

1382
01:01:42,241 --> 01:01:43,951
- You're still a contender.
- Oh yeah?

1383
01:01:45,995 --> 01:01:47,789
I'm broke.
Busted.

1384
01:01:48,247 --> 01:01:50,833
Beggared.
I have no apartment. No car.

1385
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,752
My license expired
three months ago.

1386
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,920
Get out of here.

1387
01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:56,964
Everything I own is in boxes
in three different states.

1388
01:01:57,173 --> 01:02:00,009
I have no job.
I have no credit.
I have no underwear.

1389
01:02:00,218 --> 01:02:01,636
- What?
- I can't find that box!

1390
01:02:01,844 --> 01:02:02,804
Buy some new ones.

1391
01:02:03,012 --> 01:02:04,389
Are you listening? I'm broke.

1392
01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:05,765
I'll lend you the money.

1393
01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:07,684
This isn't about you
lending me money.

1394
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,602
This is about my life!

1395
01:02:09,811 --> 01:02:11,396
People come up and smell me.

1396
01:02:11,604 --> 01:02:13,231
And what are they smelling?

1397
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,442
Failure. Headmaster Charleston
told me to go get my master's

1398
01:02:16,651 --> 01:02:19,153
so that I can teach
at Chilton. He could smell it.

1399
01:02:19,362 --> 01:02:21,656
I went and interviewed
at a website that I hate.

1400
01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:23,366
They passed.
They can smell it.

1401
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:24,742
No one's smelling anything.

1402
01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:26,744
Maybe Paris will
let me be a surrogate.

1403
01:02:26,953 --> 01:02:28,871
- She's always liked my teeth.
- Slow down.

1404
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,748
It's probably too late.
I've aged out.

1405
01:02:30,957 --> 01:02:33,960
Stop. This is a rut.
It's temporary.

1406
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:35,211
Or not.

1407
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,380
You're a writer.
Ruts are normal.

1408
01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:39,507
My friend Doyle's
a Hollywood writer now.

1409
01:02:39,716 --> 01:02:41,884
He's always telling me
to write a spec script.

1410
01:02:42,093 --> 01:02:43,177
You're not writing
a spec script.

1411
01:02:43,386 --> 01:02:46,222
He gave me a copy of
<i>The Mysteries of Laura.</i>
Is that a show?

1412
01:02:46,431 --> 01:02:49,058
You need to write something
that you're passionate about.

1413
01:02:49,267 --> 01:02:52,979
What is that foreign concept
you speak of? "Passion"?
Is that really a thing?

1414
01:02:53,187 --> 01:02:56,607
Find the thing that makes
you feel, so that
your readers feel it.

1415
01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:57,734
What makes you feel?

1416
01:02:57,942 --> 01:02:59,235
Did I tell you
I lost my wallet?

1417
01:03:02,238 --> 01:03:03,281
You should write a book.

1418
01:03:03,489 --> 01:03:05,658
Ugh, thanks for the Naomi
Shropshire flashbacks.

1419
01:03:05,867 --> 01:03:06,743
Lovely.

1420
01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:08,953
<i>- I know what you should write.</i>
- What?

1421
01:03:09,162 --> 01:03:10,788
Write about you and your mom.

1422
01:03:11,581 --> 01:03:13,207
- What?
<i>- It's a cool story.</i>

1423
01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:16,127
It's got a point of view. It's
something only you can write.

1424
01:03:18,546 --> 01:03:19,547
Think about it.

1425
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:23,509
I gotta go.

1426
01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:27,764
Thanks for lunch.

1427
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:26,906
- Thanks, guys.
Looks great.
- Okay.

1428
01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:33,996
Hi.

1429
01:04:47,385 --> 01:04:48,761
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

1430
01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:51,222
Hi, sorry I'm late.

1431
01:04:53,516 --> 01:04:54,267
Hello.

1432
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,434
Hello, there.

1433
01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:57,144
Jack, this is
my daughter, Lorelai.

1434
01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:58,855
Lorelai, this is Jack Smith.

1435
01:04:59,605 --> 01:05:00,898
Hi. Oh.

1436
01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:02,900
- Nice to meet you.
- We've met.

1437
01:05:03,109 --> 01:05:04,193
- Have we?
- Mmm-hmm.

1438
01:05:04,402 --> 01:05:06,279
At Richard's service.
Jack spoke.

1439
01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:07,738
I was a good friend
of your father's.

1440
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:10,074
Spent many an hour with him
on the golf course.

1441
01:05:10,283 --> 01:05:12,159
- Great man.
- Mmm. Yes.

1442
01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:14,203
He was a golf player.
Great.

1443
01:05:14,412 --> 01:05:16,789
- He was a great golf man.
- Sit down, ladies.

1444
01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:21,127
I made a pitcher of gimlets
with a vodka...

1445
01:05:21,335 --> 01:05:24,046
I brought back from Russia.
It's wonderful.

1446
01:05:24,255 --> 01:05:26,799
- Want to try some?
- Sure.

1447
01:05:28,718 --> 01:05:29,927
Rory didn't come with you?

1448
01:05:30,469 --> 01:05:31,637
<i>- Lorelai?</i>
- Me?

1449
01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,097
Yes, you.

1450
01:05:33,306 --> 01:05:35,641
Uh,
she's coming separately.

1451
01:05:35,850 --> 01:05:38,352
Jack has offered
to drive us all
to the cemetery.

1452
01:05:38,561 --> 01:05:39,604
How nice of him.

1453
01:05:39,812 --> 01:05:42,315
Well, it's a hard day.
You know, I just want to help.

1454
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:44,567
Here you are, ladies.
Enjoy.

1455
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:46,611
Thank you, Jack.

1456
01:05:46,819 --> 01:05:49,155
So, who are you?
I...

1457
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:51,616
Or, what, where, how do...

1458
01:05:51,824 --> 01:05:53,117
What do you do, Jack?

1459
01:05:53,326 --> 01:05:56,203
Well, I'm mostly retired.
Venture capital.

1460
01:05:56,412 --> 01:05:58,998
I go into the office every now
and then. They hide from me.

1461
01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:03,878
And what is the...
the... but...

1462
01:06:04,086 --> 01:06:06,005
the... the blank...

1463
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:07,298
blank...

1464
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:08,549
Yes?

1465
01:06:08,758 --> 01:06:10,051
Uh, it just flew out
of my head.

1466
01:06:10,259 --> 01:06:11,344
Is your drink all right?

1467
01:06:11,552 --> 01:06:13,638
Oh, yeah. It's very gimlety.

1468
01:06:13,846 --> 01:06:17,183
I'm thirsty. Parched.
I'm gonna grab
some sparkling water.

1469
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:18,976
- Ah, I'll get it.
- Oh, no, that's okay.

1470
01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:21,812
You stay there, Jack. I'll,
um, bring some for all of us.

1471
01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,981
- You'll be right back?
- I'll be right back.

1472
01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:32,907
- Hello?
<i>- Where are you?</i>

1473
01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:35,576
Oh, hey. I'm at the <i>Gazette.</i>
I lost track of time.

1474
01:06:35,785 --> 01:06:38,329
Stop the presses, because
I've got your new lead story.

1475
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:39,622
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

1476
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:42,458
Your grandmother better buy
herself a new TV tray.

1477
01:06:42,667 --> 01:06:44,168
- What?
<i>- She has a boyfriend.</i>

1478
01:06:44,377 --> 01:06:45,962
- No.
<i>- Ugh, Jack.</i>

1479
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,005
Jack Smith.
New Daddy Jack.

1480
01:06:48,214 --> 01:06:50,257
I'll put you on speaker.
I have to google something.

1481
01:06:50,466 --> 01:06:52,301
<i>Oh, come on.
He can't be her boyfriend.</i>

1482
01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:55,054
Well, he's struttin'
around like he is.

1483
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:59,350
Sitting next to her,
all cozy, mixing cocktails
at Dad's drink cart.

1484
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,310
<i>The patio cart or
the living room cart?</i>

1485
01:07:01,519 --> 01:07:02,561
The patio cart.

1486
01:07:02,770 --> 01:07:03,771
Oh well, that's not so bad.

1487
01:07:03,980 --> 01:07:05,314
<i>How is that not so bad?</i>

1488
01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,316
The patio cart is
kind of an auxiliary.

1489
01:07:07,525 --> 01:07:09,360
I associate Grandpa
with the living room cart.

1490
01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:13,739
Dad used both carts!
I associate both with
my departed father.

1491
01:07:13,948 --> 01:07:17,159
Oh, great.
There's 54 million
Jack Smiths.

1492
01:07:17,368 --> 01:07:18,285
<i>Of course that's his name.</i>

1493
01:07:18,494 --> 01:07:19,578
Add Connecticut to it.

1494
01:07:19,787 --> 01:07:21,330
Yeah, got it down
to two million.

1495
01:07:21,539 --> 01:07:23,457
Jack is short for John.
Search John Smith.

1496
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:25,084
Now my phone's
just laughing at me.

1497
01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:26,544
Where does she know him from?

1498
01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:28,045
<i>The club.</i>

1499
01:07:28,254 --> 01:07:29,630
Oh, she went back
to the club?

1500
01:07:29,839 --> 01:07:31,382
<i>And he was at Dad's funeral.</i>

1501
01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:33,342
Dad wasn't even in the ground,

1502
01:07:33,551 --> 01:07:37,430
and Jack was there,
spraying his scent
all over Mom.

1503
01:07:37,638 --> 01:07:40,266
I am in shock.
Are you in shock?

1504
01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:41,726
Yeah, I'm in shock.

1505
01:07:41,934 --> 01:07:44,812
<i>I thought she'd sworn off
the club. She hasn't been
there in ages.</i>

1506
01:07:45,021 --> 01:07:47,565
Well, I may have
encouraged her to go back.

1507
01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,191
<i>- To the club?</i>
- Yes.

1508
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,317
You pimped out my mother?

1509
01:07:50,526 --> 01:07:51,652
<i>I didn't pimp her out.</i>

1510
01:07:51,861 --> 01:07:53,404
She was getting very isolated.

1511
01:07:53,612 --> 01:07:55,698
You sent a vulnerable,
wounded turtle

1512
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:58,409
into a nest of horny,
gray-haired honey badgers.

1513
01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:00,036
I thought she would play
backgammon!

1514
01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:01,328
<i>Now, thanks to you,</i>

1515
01:08:01,537 --> 01:08:03,831
she's out there sipping
a gimlet with Jack the Zipper.

1516
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,332
You're missing this.

1517
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:06,876
I told Grandma
I'd meet you at the cemetery.

1518
01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:08,252
I'm working on something.

1519
01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:09,962
Oh, what is it?

1520
01:08:10,171 --> 01:08:11,547
It's a surprise. I...

1521
01:08:11,756 --> 01:08:13,716
I'm excited, but I wanted
to tell you in person.

1522
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:15,926
Good. I want to hear something
that won't make me queasy.

1523
01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:17,344
- Lorelai.
- I gotta go.

1524
01:08:17,553 --> 01:08:19,597
- Oh, uh, we'll see you later.
<i>- Bye.</i>

1525
01:08:19,805 --> 01:08:21,432
Rory's gonna meet us
at the cemetery.

1526
01:08:22,224 --> 01:08:24,602
Do you have a problem?

1527
01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:27,605
- I mean, who is
this guy, Mom?
- Jack Smith.

1528
01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:29,440
What do you know
about this Jack Smith?

1529
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,817
I know everything.
We've been friends
for 30 years.

1530
01:08:32,026 --> 01:08:33,360
Friends, huh?

1531
01:08:33,569 --> 01:08:35,529
Playing some golf,
sipping bub at the club?

1532
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:36,822
What are you babbling about?

1533
01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:37,948
You don't know him.

1534
01:08:38,157 --> 01:08:40,159
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- I mean, what is he after?

1535
01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:41,285
Nothing. Why?

1536
01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:42,661
I ain't saying
he's a gold digger.

1537
01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:43,579
Lorelai--

1538
01:08:43,788 --> 01:08:45,706
Mom, you're a catch.
You're vulnerable.

1539
01:08:45,915 --> 01:08:47,541
- You have money.
- He has more.

1540
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,126
Well, I ain't saying
you're a gold digger.

1541
01:08:49,335 --> 01:08:51,754
Jack is a widower
and we are friends.

1542
01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:54,131
- I can't have friends?
<i>- Of course you can.</i>

1543
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:55,716
Friends are for
other people, not for me?

1544
01:08:55,925 --> 01:08:58,928
It's just weird to see him
here. I'm processing.

1545
01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:03,849
Maybe it's good.
Maybe it's good...
that you're moving on.

1546
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,727
Oh, I see.
It's good that I'm moving on

1547
01:09:06,936 --> 01:09:08,938
- because now
I'm someone else's problem.
- What?

1548
01:09:09,146 --> 01:09:12,024
You won't have to worry
about me because now I have
a man in my life.

1549
01:09:12,233 --> 01:09:13,442
I didn't say that.

1550
01:09:13,651 --> 01:09:15,194
You're released from
all responsibility.

1551
01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:16,987
- I didn't--
- You've forgotten
about your father?

1552
01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:18,322
Help me with the segues here.

1553
01:09:18,531 --> 01:09:20,991
I'm not dismissing Richard
by spending time with Jack.

1554
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,827
I'm not just moving on.

1555
01:09:23,035 --> 01:09:25,621
Okay. I didn't...

1556
01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:30,251
Let's not leave Jack
and the auxiliary cart
waiting out there.

1557
01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:32,169
Where's Luke today?

1558
01:09:32,378 --> 01:09:33,838
I'm never skipping
breakfast again.

1559
01:09:34,046 --> 01:09:36,298
Is he going to call me
about that real estate we saw?

1560
01:09:36,507 --> 01:09:37,424
What real estate?

1561
01:09:37,633 --> 01:09:41,387
<i>I took that "partner" of yours
to look at potential
franchise locations.</i>

1562
01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:43,430
It was
your father's dying wish.

1563
01:09:43,639 --> 01:09:44,890
He wanted to give Luke
a leg up.

1564
01:09:45,099 --> 01:09:46,350
Luke does not need a leg up.

1565
01:09:46,559 --> 01:09:48,352
I spent half a day with him.

1566
01:09:48,561 --> 01:09:50,980
Nice to know
he doesn't mind wasting
a grieving widow's time.

1567
01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:53,482
- When was this?
- He didn't tell you?

1568
01:09:53,691 --> 01:09:54,859
Yes, he did.

1569
01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:56,902
Do you and that partner
of yours even talk?

1570
01:09:57,111 --> 01:09:58,529
Yes, always. Constantly.

1571
01:09:58,737 --> 01:10:00,364
Could have fooled me.

1572
01:10:04,493 --> 01:10:05,452
We need to go.

1573
01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:07,705
Jack, we should be going.

1574
01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:25,139
So, that's the honey badger?

1575
01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,432
That's him.

1576
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,851
- How was the drive?
- Cologne-scented.

1577
01:10:29,518 --> 01:10:30,936
- Hello, honey.
- Hi, Grandma.

1578
01:10:31,145 --> 01:10:33,439
Jack is gonna wait for us
in the car. Shall we?

1579
01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,357
Yeah. Okay.

1580
01:10:45,159 --> 01:10:47,036
I thought we took a left
at the Gundersons.

1581
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,621
I thought it was a right
at the Turners.

1582
01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:50,331
I know the way.

1583
01:10:51,207 --> 01:10:52,458
Stanley.

1584
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:54,919
Good afternoon,
Mrs. Gilmore and ladies.

1585
01:10:55,127 --> 01:10:57,755
- Hi.
- Hello. Are we all set here?

1586
01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,048
Yes, we are.

1587
01:11:00,633 --> 01:11:02,551
It was newly polished
this morning.

1588
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,428
The coal gray is
just the right shade,

1589
01:11:04,637 --> 01:11:06,388
there's a dash
in front of the Longfellow--

1590
01:11:06,597 --> 01:11:08,599
- There are single
quotation marks.
- Here we go.

1591
01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:11,143
<i>It was supposed to be
double quotation marks.</i>

1592
01:11:11,352 --> 01:11:12,353
Of course it was.

1593
01:11:12,561 --> 01:11:15,022
It was always correct
before this.
Why would you change it?

1594
01:11:15,564 --> 01:11:17,107
I am going to look into this.

1595
01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:20,361
I'm coming with you.
This is ridiculous.
This is the fourth one.

1596
01:11:20,569 --> 01:11:21,779
- Fifth.
- Stay here.

1597
01:11:21,987 --> 01:11:22,821
- Okay.
- Sure.

1598
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:26,617
We can get someone
on-site to carve them into
double quotation marks.

1599
01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:29,328
Five stones
and five mistakes.
What is going on here?

1600
01:11:29,536 --> 01:11:31,455
<i>The third one
did fall off the truck.</i>

1601
01:11:31,664 --> 01:11:33,290
I think the single quotes
look fine.

1602
01:11:33,499 --> 01:11:35,042
Let her have what she wants.

1603
01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:37,378
Grandma's still got
your back, Grandpa.

1604
01:11:38,254 --> 01:11:40,506
Well, this gives me
a chance to fix his flowers.

1605
01:11:43,092 --> 01:11:44,260
You take these.

1606
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:48,013
So, what do you think
of Queens?

1607
01:11:48,222 --> 01:11:50,307
The monarch or the guys
who are fun to hang out with?

1608
01:11:50,516 --> 01:11:51,725
The borough.

1609
01:11:51,934 --> 01:11:53,435
I've been looking
at apartments.

1610
01:11:53,644 --> 01:11:55,729
I think I'm gonna try Queens.
It's the hot place.

1611
01:11:55,938 --> 01:11:57,398
- What about Brooklyn?
- Brooklyn's done.

1612
01:11:57,606 --> 01:11:58,524
Oh, I'm so behind.

1613
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,067
You get more space in Queens.

1614
01:12:00,276 --> 01:12:02,319
I want a bedroom
and a dedicated writing space,

1615
01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:03,696
especially since--

1616
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,573
Is this the top-secret
Manhattan Project you've
been working on?

1617
01:12:06,782 --> 01:12:09,410
- Could be.
- Ooh, happy news. Tell, tell.

1618
01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:11,745
Well, it's a book.

1619
01:12:11,954 --> 01:12:12,955
- You bought one?
- No.

1620
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:14,456
- Borrowed one? Burned one?
- No. No.

1621
01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:15,916
I'm writing a book.

1622
01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,876
Really?
Nutty Naomi changed her mind?

1623
01:12:18,085 --> 01:12:19,586
Oh, no, I'm writing this solo.

1624
01:12:19,795 --> 01:12:20,796
No crazy collaborators.

1625
01:12:21,005 --> 01:12:22,006
Wow!

1626
01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:23,382
I know, right?

1627
01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:25,134
So, what's it about?
I'm dying to hear.

1628
01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:26,635
Sorry, just an expression.

1629
01:12:26,844 --> 01:12:29,471
Is it a love story? A mystery?

1630
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,850
A feel-good puppy, kitten,
pony, raccoon travel
across country

1631
01:12:33,058 --> 01:12:34,351
to enter a cow
in the county fair story?

1632
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,519
It's non-fiction.

1633
01:12:35,728 --> 01:12:37,938
So is the puppy,
kitten, pony, raccoon,
cow county fair caper.

1634
01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:42,067
No animals, no capers.
It's about me and you.

1635
01:12:44,028 --> 01:12:45,821
- Me and you?
- Yes.

1636
01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:48,198
And do we fight crime?

1637
01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,826
It's about our relationship.

1638
01:12:51,035 --> 01:12:53,662
Our mother-daughter thing.
The friend thing.

1639
01:12:53,871 --> 01:12:57,041
It's our journey,
and the journey you took
before I was born.

1640
01:12:58,208 --> 01:12:59,251
Hmm.

1641
01:13:01,253 --> 01:13:03,630
<i>Maybe I glossed
over it too much.</i>

1642
01:13:04,173 --> 01:13:05,924
Just... picture this.

1643
01:13:06,133 --> 01:13:07,468
It starts.

1644
01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:09,970
You're 16, you're pregnant.

1645
01:13:10,179 --> 01:13:12,723
You're packing up
to leave Grandma's house.

1646
01:13:12,931 --> 01:13:16,435
It's a riches-to-rags story.
It's got everything.

1647
01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:19,313
Family struggle,
class warfare,
the independent woman thing.

1648
01:13:19,521 --> 01:13:21,565
From there, I'll tell
the story chronologically,

1649
01:13:21,774 --> 01:13:24,651
or jump back and forth a bit.
I haven't decided yet, but--

1650
01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:25,694
No.

1651
01:13:25,903 --> 01:13:27,237
What do you mean, "no"?

1652
01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:28,864
No, I don't want you
to write that.

1653
01:13:29,073 --> 01:13:29,907
You don't understand.

1654
01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:32,076
- Let me pitch it again.
- I get it. No.

1655
01:13:32,284 --> 01:13:34,620
- Why?
- Because it's my life.

1656
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:37,164
- It's our life.
- You write your side of it.

1657
01:13:37,373 --> 01:13:38,916
- My side.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1658
01:13:39,124 --> 01:13:41,251
And who would I be talking to?

1659
01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,921
I don't know,
Mrs. Muir. Find a ghost.

1660
01:13:44,129 --> 01:13:46,465
Mom, come on.
I have to do this.

1661
01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:47,841
You don't have my permission.

1662
01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:49,510
We should go somewhere else.

1663
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:50,886
The dead don't have ears.

1664
01:13:51,095 --> 01:13:52,262
But there are people
behind us.

1665
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,307
Where is this coming from?
What inspired you?

1666
01:13:55,516 --> 01:13:57,017
I was frustrated.
I was talking to Jess--

1667
01:13:57,226 --> 01:13:58,936
Jess? How the hell
did he get into this?

1668
01:13:59,144 --> 01:14:00,813
- He was here visiting Luke.
<i>- Oh, great.</i>

1669
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:03,774
I'm looking forward to Jess'
take on me. That's terrific.

1670
01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,275
It's not his take on you.

1671
01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:07,152
- Sorry, kid. Write
about something else.
- No.

1672
01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:08,278
Write about
your relationships.

1673
01:14:08,487 --> 01:14:10,364
- You and Jess and Dean.
- They'll be in it, too.

1674
01:14:10,572 --> 01:14:12,866
Don't forget Logan,
the guy you just can't quit.

1675
01:14:13,075 --> 01:14:15,536
- It's not fair.
- It's my life, Rory.

1676
01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:18,622
I went to all this effort
for many, many years,

1677
01:14:18,831 --> 01:14:20,916
making sure people only knew
what I wanted them to.

1678
01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:22,918
Now you're gonna put it
all in a book?

1679
01:14:23,127 --> 01:14:24,378
I don't want
my mother learning

1680
01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:27,005
I left you in a bucket
in a hardware store.

1681
01:14:27,214 --> 01:14:28,048
Are you kidding me?

1682
01:14:28,257 --> 01:14:29,258
You're 32 years old.

1683
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:31,718
She'll still petition
the court to have you
taken away.

1684
01:14:31,927 --> 01:14:33,637
This is such an overreaction.

1685
01:14:33,846 --> 01:14:37,307
Really? Do you know that
your grandmother called you
Susan until you were two?

1686
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:38,392
She did not.

1687
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,686
Write a book about that,
a woman who leaves a baby

1688
01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:42,938
in a bucket and her own mother
takes her to court.

1689
01:14:43,147 --> 01:14:45,524
It's a perfect Lifetime movie.
Maggie Smith can play
the mother.

1690
01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:46,650
<i>Mom, come on.</i>

1691
01:14:46,859 --> 01:14:48,318
You didn't think this
through, kid.

1692
01:14:48,527 --> 01:14:51,989
No, I did think this through.
I am not a kid.
This was not a whim.

1693
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:55,075
Last night I outlined
the first five chapters
just like that.

1694
01:14:55,284 --> 01:14:56,910
- That's a sign.
- What sign?

1695
01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:59,121
That this is it. This is what
I am supposed to do.

1696
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:00,539
No.

1697
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:02,749
I'm sorry. I have to.

1698
01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:06,587
Without this, it's grad school
or groveling for jobs
that I don't want.

1699
01:15:06,795 --> 01:15:07,754
Find another subject.

1700
01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:10,757
So I shouldn't do something
that could change my future

1701
01:15:10,966 --> 01:15:13,635
because you don't want
Grandma to know you left me
in a bucket.

1702
01:15:13,844 --> 01:15:15,053
That's what
this boils down to?

1703
01:15:15,262 --> 01:15:17,306
- More or less.
- But you did leave me
in a bucket!

1704
01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:19,224
You know what?
Do whatever you want, Rory.

1705
01:15:19,433 --> 01:15:21,101
You're a big girl.
I can't stop you.

1706
01:15:21,310 --> 01:15:24,480
No, that's not how you
and I work. We don't do
passive-aggressive.

1707
01:15:24,688 --> 01:15:27,774
That's how you
and your mother work.
You should be on my side.

1708
01:15:27,983 --> 01:15:30,277
I need this.
Can't you understand that?

1709
01:15:30,486 --> 01:15:33,489
I understand.
I always understand.

1710
01:15:34,198 --> 01:15:37,618
For the last 32 years,
I have been the queen
of understanding.

1711
01:15:37,826 --> 01:15:40,162
Mom, stop.
Please, give me this.

1712
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,456
I can't. Not this time.

1713
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,794
Tell Grandma that I will check
in on her later.

1714
01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:50,339
<i>So much for the happy news!</i>

1715
01:16:08,148 --> 01:16:11,109
- Hey.
- Hey. How did it go today?

1716
01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:12,903
We're hoping number six
will be the charm.

1717
01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:14,696
- What?
- Ugh, no coffee?

1718
01:16:14,905 --> 01:16:16,323
No, these people are leaving.

1719
01:16:18,242 --> 01:16:20,035
- They're not having coffee.
- I want coffee.

1720
01:16:20,244 --> 01:16:22,162
You'll make a pot and drink
a cup. It's a waste.

1721
01:16:22,371 --> 01:16:24,706
- I'll drink the whole pot.
- You're not gonna do that.

1722
01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:27,793
So, I'll get
a doggy bag and take
the leftover coffee home.

1723
01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:29,336
- What's the problem?
- I'm just saying--

1724
01:16:29,545 --> 01:16:31,004
- Is the world out of coffee?
- No.

1725
01:16:31,213 --> 01:16:33,257
Is Colombia pissed
over <i>Narcos</i> and holding out?

1726
01:16:33,465 --> 01:16:34,758
Fine.

1727
01:16:34,967 --> 01:16:36,385
How much longer
are you gonna be like this?

1728
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:37,803
- What?
- You've been grumpy for months.

1729
01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:39,471
- No, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.

1730
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,139
- Can we talk about this
at home?
- This is home.

1731
01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,100
Come on.
I'm just trying to work here.

1732
01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:46,144
Why didn't you tell me
you looked for
franchise locations?

1733
01:16:46,353 --> 01:16:47,688
Is that something
someone hides?

1734
01:16:47,896 --> 01:16:49,898
I was caught out today.
I don't like that.

1735
01:16:50,107 --> 01:16:51,900
- Oh, you don't like
being caught out?
- Yes.

1736
01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:54,820
Why didn't you tell me
you weren't going
to therapy anymore?

1737
01:16:56,196 --> 01:16:57,739
- I don't know.
- Why'd you hide it?

1738
01:16:57,948 --> 01:16:59,866
- I don't know.
- She hasn't been going
for a while.

1739
01:17:00,075 --> 01:17:01,076
- That's what she said.
- Yes.

1740
01:17:01,285 --> 01:17:03,537
So where have you been?
If you guys aren't
doing therapy,

1741
01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:07,207
where are you on those days
you say you're in therapy?

1742
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,876
- I was still going.
- You're still going.

1743
01:17:10,419 --> 01:17:12,254
- By myself.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.

1744
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,755
- You don't believe me?
- I believe you.

1745
01:17:13,964 --> 01:17:16,508
- Uh, Luke.
- I don't know, okay?
I don't know.

1746
01:17:16,717 --> 01:17:18,218
Where do you think I was?

1747
01:17:18,427 --> 01:17:21,722
Having a hot affair at 10:30
every Tuesday morning?

1748
01:17:21,930 --> 01:17:23,223
That's early for a nooner.

1749
01:17:23,432 --> 01:17:27,060
Let's see. Who could it be
with? Uh, maybe
the morning food delivery guy?

1750
01:17:27,269 --> 01:17:29,521
Or Lou, the guy who wears
a wool cap even in summer?

1751
01:17:29,730 --> 01:17:31,815
I don't know who that is.
I don't know anything.

1752
01:17:32,024 --> 01:17:33,025
I'm not having an affair.

1753
01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:35,068
Of course not.
You're going to therapy alone.

1754
01:17:35,277 --> 01:17:37,279
Your mother dragged you there,

1755
01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:39,823
but then you fell
in love with it
and you threw her out.

1756
01:17:40,032 --> 01:17:42,284
Makes perfect sense.
Can I get you anything else?

1757
01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:43,535
I'd actually like
a little coffee.

1758
01:17:43,744 --> 01:17:44,786
Oh, for the love of...

1759
01:17:44,995 --> 01:17:46,204
You don't believe me?

1760
01:17:46,413 --> 01:17:48,123
I don't know what to believe.

1761
01:17:48,332 --> 01:17:50,459
You want to call
my mother and have her
confirm the story?

1762
01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:53,128
No! I don't want
to call your mother.

1763
01:17:53,337 --> 01:17:55,005
I don't call your mother.

1764
01:17:55,672 --> 01:17:57,382
- You know, we struck a deal.
- What deal?

1765
01:17:57,591 --> 01:17:59,134
<i>You've got your life,
and I've got mine.</i>

1766
01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:02,471
You keep your crazy family
away from me and I'll keep
mine away from you!

1767
01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:05,223
Really?
That's the way it is?

1768
01:18:05,432 --> 01:18:08,226
That's how two people
who are partners
are supposed to be?

1769
01:18:08,435 --> 01:18:10,520
What the hell is this?
What is going on here?

1770
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:12,606
Why is everything
so separate with us?

1771
01:18:12,814 --> 01:18:14,483
How the hell would I know?
You set it up.

1772
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:15,567
- What?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1773
01:18:15,776 --> 01:18:18,487
Our lives were set up by you.
I just went along with it.

1774
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,405
How the hell
did that happen?

1775
01:18:20,614 --> 01:18:22,199
I don't know.
Ask your therapist!

1776
01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:25,285
My therapist is
understudying the lead
in the moronic musical!

1777
01:18:25,494 --> 01:18:26,536
I'm done with my therapist.

1778
01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:29,247
You set it up,
and I went along,
and that's how it works.

1779
01:18:29,456 --> 01:18:31,166
Now we're in the middle
of my diner, arguing,

1780
01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,710
and everybody's going outside
with their food and drinks.

1781
01:18:33,919 --> 01:18:35,379
- Where are you going?
<i>- Where?</i>

1782
01:18:35,587 --> 01:18:37,714
I've got muffins in the oven
at the inn for tomorrow

1783
01:18:37,923 --> 01:18:40,967
because Sandra Lee canceled
because she talked
to Ina Garten,

1784
01:18:41,176 --> 01:18:43,387
who said, "Don't go
to the Dragonfly Inn
because it's awful!"

1785
01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:47,391
Sandra's had a tough couple
of years. She doesn't need
to be embarrassed by you!

1786
01:18:48,475 --> 01:18:50,769
It's on the house tonight.
Go! Go!

1787
01:18:52,604 --> 01:18:53,939
<i>She was unbelievable.</i>

1788
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:57,317
Right out of left field,
crazy Lorelai face appears.

1789
01:18:57,526 --> 01:18:58,735
I've seen it before,

1790
01:18:58,944 --> 01:19:01,279
but only when somebody
cuts off her car or
at a shoe sale.

1791
01:19:01,488 --> 01:19:03,740
I saw it when
Marla Tipton's mom
called you illegitimate.

1792
01:19:03,949 --> 01:19:06,743
She winged those brownie bites
at her with scary accuracy.

1793
01:19:06,952 --> 01:19:09,454
A book. She totally
freaked out over a book.

1794
01:19:09,663 --> 01:19:11,665
- So weird.
<i>- She knows I'm a writer.</i>

1795
01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:14,459
She knows
everything is fodder.
Write what you know.

1796
01:19:14,668 --> 01:19:16,420
- You know what I know.
<i>- Lorelai?</i>

1797
01:19:16,628 --> 01:19:19,339
Lorelai, yes. And me.
And our life.

1798
01:19:19,548 --> 01:19:20,799
I know that crap
like the back of my hand.

1799
01:19:21,007 --> 01:19:23,176
She just wouldn't listen.

1800
01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:25,262
Hello?

1801
01:19:25,470 --> 01:19:26,847
- What?
<i>- I just called Logan.</i>

1802
01:19:27,055 --> 01:19:28,348
- What? Why?
- I don't know.

1803
01:19:28,557 --> 01:19:30,559
It just happened.
Like a reflex.

1804
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:34,479
Oh, my God. This is what I do.
I get upset and I call Logan.

1805
01:19:34,688 --> 01:19:37,774
Well, what I used to do,
because now she might answer.

1806
01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:39,151
She answers his cell phone?

1807
01:19:39,359 --> 01:19:40,277
Hello? Rory?

1808
01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:41,611
Crap! I did it again.

1809
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,739
- Are you kidding?
- No.

1810
01:19:43,947 --> 01:19:46,032
Dial 911. I'm going insane.

1811
01:19:46,241 --> 01:19:47,701
This is who I am now?

1812
01:19:47,909 --> 01:19:50,704
That person you knew
in your youth,
who was smart and together,

1813
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,914
she's been chewed up
and spit out by life.

1814
01:19:53,123 --> 01:19:54,416
You'll never see her again--

1815
01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:56,001
<i>- Rory! What's going on?</i>
- Ah! Damn it!

1816
01:19:56,209 --> 01:19:58,044
Oh. Look, okay,
you need to relax.

1817
01:19:58,253 --> 01:19:59,504
You want a Lipitor?
Zach got some.

1818
01:19:59,713 --> 01:20:00,839
No, I don't need it.

1819
01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:02,758
I need to be 20 again.

1820
01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:06,553
You should have seen
us yesterday. It was so awful.

1821
01:20:06,762 --> 01:20:10,223
We were just in the middle
of a cemetery,
yelling at each other.

1822
01:20:10,432 --> 01:20:12,100
There were mourners
all around us.

1823
01:20:12,309 --> 01:20:14,394
Well, their day
wasn't so fun anyway.

1824
01:20:14,603 --> 01:20:15,854
What am I gonna do?

1825
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:17,355
Well, she'll calm down.

1826
01:20:19,107 --> 01:20:21,193
She looked at me
the way she looks at Grandma.

1827
01:20:21,401 --> 01:20:24,529
- That hurt.
- And, I mean...

1828
01:20:24,738 --> 01:20:26,281
I don't know what
I was thinking.

1829
01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:29,576
I mean, of course she wouldn't
want me to write about us.

1830
01:20:29,785 --> 01:20:33,997
I just... I couldn't
acknowledge it because
I want to do this so badly.

1831
01:20:34,206 --> 01:20:36,792
- I'm exhausted.
- Hey.

1832
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,460
- Yeah?
- Am I in this book?

1833
01:20:38,794 --> 01:20:40,378
Oh, don't start.

1834
01:20:40,587 --> 01:20:42,255
- Of course.
- No, I got it.

1835
01:20:42,464 --> 01:20:44,216
- No, Lane.
- Hey, stop calling.

1836
01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:46,218
What? She's calling me.

1837
01:20:46,426 --> 01:20:47,803
It's a reflex and
we're gonna kick it.

1838
01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:49,971
We've got Lipitor, so you
won't hear from her again.

1839
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,348
Just put her on the phone.

1840
01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:52,641
<i>- Not gonna happen.
- Give me the phone.</i>

1841
01:20:52,849 --> 01:20:54,851
- No. I'm protecting you
for some reason.
- It's okay.

1842
01:20:55,811 --> 01:20:56,770
Okay.

1843
01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:01,107
- Hey.
<i>- What is going on?</i>

1844
01:21:01,316 --> 01:21:02,567
Nothing. Bad day.

1845
01:21:02,776 --> 01:21:04,486
Yeah, I heard about
the cholesterol problem.

1846
01:21:04,694 --> 01:21:07,239
Come on, Ace.

1847
01:21:07,447 --> 01:21:09,908
You called me a bunch today
and four times last night.

1848
01:21:10,116 --> 01:21:11,660
You hung up every time.
What is it?

1849
01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:14,412
Nothing.
I had a thing with my mom.

1850
01:21:14,621 --> 01:21:15,997
Well, talk to me.
I'm here.

1851
01:21:16,206 --> 01:21:19,543
I was just upset
at her and I was needing
to vent,

1852
01:21:19,751 --> 01:21:22,504
and I realized
I can't call you anymore.

1853
01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:23,630
Why?

1854
01:21:23,839 --> 01:21:24,881
<i>Logan!</i>

1855
01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:26,341
I gotta take this outside.

1856
01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:28,009
<i>Because she's there.</i>

1857
01:21:28,218 --> 01:21:29,803
Rory...

1858
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:31,137
She's there.

1859
01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:34,140
<i>- Yeah.</i>
- That's why.

1860
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:38,854
So, I guess we should
say goodbye.

1861
01:21:39,062 --> 01:21:39,980
If that's what you want.

1862
01:21:40,188 --> 01:21:41,147
Don't make this my thing.

1863
01:21:41,356 --> 01:21:43,275
- Sorry.
<i>- So that's it?</i>

1864
01:21:43,483 --> 01:21:44,651
We're breaking up.

1865
01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:48,780
Except we can't break up...
because we're nothing.

1866
01:21:57,873 --> 01:21:59,082
God.

1867
01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:01,334
This adult stuff
is hard, isn't it?

1868
01:22:02,669 --> 01:22:05,922
I wonder if
the Thirtysomething Gang
goes through crap like this.

1869
01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:13,263
<i>Lorelai, it's Taylor.</i>

1870
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:15,932
<i>You're probably not interested
in the musical anymore,</i>

1871
01:22:16,141 --> 01:22:18,184
<i>but out of politeness,
I'm letting you know</i>

1872
01:22:18,393 --> 01:22:22,606
<i>that Nat Compton
and I went on retreat
to Cape Cod last weekend,</i>

1873
01:22:22,814 --> 01:22:24,566
<i>and we've come up
with a new song.</i>

1874
01:22:24,774 --> 01:22:26,943
<i>I'm inviting everyone
on the advisory committee</i>

1875
01:22:27,152 --> 01:22:29,446
<i>to come by Miss Patty's
tonight and give it a listen.</i>

1876
01:22:29,654 --> 01:22:32,824
<i>But please, please...
leave the 'tude at home.</i>

1877
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:42,000
<i>♪ I know how
everyone else's life</i>

1878
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:45,670
<i>♪ Is supposed to fly by</i>

1879
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:50,926
<i>♪ Then someone turns and says</i>

1880
01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:54,346
<i>♪ What about you?</i>

1881
01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:59,601
<i>♪ And I stand here</i>

1882
01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:01,269
<i>♪ Mouth open</i>

1883
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,230
<i>♪ Mind blank</i>

1884
01:23:06,858 --> 01:23:10,445
<i>♪ This should have
all worked itself out</i>

1885
01:23:10,654 --> 01:23:12,530
<i>♪ By now</i>

1886
01:23:14,783 --> 01:23:18,745
<i>♪ The map of my life
Should be clear and precise</i>

1887
01:23:18,954 --> 01:23:20,789
<i>♪ With little red dashes</i>

1888
01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:24,960
<i>♪ And circles so nice
Showing roadblocks</i>

1889
01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:27,462
<i>♪ And land mines</i>

1890
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:36,972
<i>♪ Oh, I am not unbreakable</i>

1891
01:23:40,308 --> 01:23:43,812
<i>♪ I am breaking right now</i>

1892
01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:46,982
<i>♪ Maybe everyone
can't have the dream</i>

1893
01:23:47,732 --> 01:23:50,902
<i>♪ Maybe everyone
can't kiss the frog</i>

1894
01:23:51,528 --> 01:23:56,074
<i>♪ Maybe it'll be me and a dog</i>

1895
01:23:57,283 --> 01:24:00,286
<i>♪ And the little
stuffed dolphins
On the floor</i>

1896
01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:04,791
<i>♪ And a little dog door</i>

1897
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:12,424
<i>♪ Oh, I am not unbreakable</i>

1898
01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:20,098
<i>♪ I am breaking right now</i>

1899
01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:28,481
<i>♪ I need to be unbreakable</i>

1900
01:24:30,442 --> 01:24:31,818
<i>♪ Somehow</i>

1901
01:24:34,654 --> 01:24:36,156
<i>♪ It's never</i>

1902
01:24:38,575 --> 01:24:42,287
<i>♪ Or now ♪</i>

1903
01:24:53,465 --> 01:24:54,382
This is a cut.

1904
01:24:54,591 --> 01:24:55,884
What a bore.

1905
01:25:00,346 --> 01:25:02,223
<i>- Luke?</i>
- In here!

1906
01:25:04,434 --> 01:25:06,352
This shelf is driving me
crazy. It wobbles.

1907
01:25:06,561 --> 01:25:07,812
I'm just trying
to shore it up.

1908
01:25:08,021 --> 01:25:09,314
Right, good.

1909
01:25:10,273 --> 01:25:11,232
Um...

1910
01:25:12,484 --> 01:25:13,818
We need to talk.

1911
01:25:14,027 --> 01:25:15,653
I'm kind of in the middle
of this thing.

1912
01:25:16,404 --> 01:25:18,114
I have to tell you something.

1913
01:25:20,492 --> 01:25:21,701
Okay, tell me.

1914
01:25:25,497 --> 01:25:26,915
I'm going away.

1915
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:28,708
You're going away?

1916
01:25:29,751 --> 01:25:31,586
And I might be gone
for a while.

1917
01:25:32,545 --> 01:25:33,588
What's a while?

1918
01:25:34,380 --> 01:25:35,423
A few weeks.

1919
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,177
<i>- A few weeks?</i>
- Maybe longer.

1920
01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:41,346
Lorelai, what is this?

1921
01:25:42,430 --> 01:25:45,058
I'm gonna do <i>Wild.</i>

1922
01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:46,851
- What?
<i>- Wild.</i>

1923
01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:49,395
- I don't...
You mean the movie?
<i>- The book.</i>

1924
01:25:49,604 --> 01:25:50,647
What's the difference?

1925
01:25:50,855 --> 01:25:52,482
The movie took liberties.
The book is more pure.

1926
01:25:52,690 --> 01:25:54,025
I'm gonna do the book.

1927
01:25:54,234 --> 01:25:56,194
But what does that mean,
you're doing <i>Wild?</i>

1928
01:25:56,402 --> 01:25:58,780
I'm going to go to the place.

1929
01:25:58,988 --> 01:26:00,073
The Pacific Crest Trail?

1930
01:26:00,281 --> 01:26:01,950
And I'm gonna walk it.

1931
01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:04,160
- Or hike it.
- Sure, let's go with that.

1932
01:26:04,369 --> 01:26:06,830
- That trail's
2,000 miles long.
- I won't do it all.

1933
01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:08,206
- And it's a trail.
- I know.

1934
01:26:08,414 --> 01:26:10,041
- It's outdoors.
It's in nature.
- I know.

1935
01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:11,709
There's dirt, bugs, animals.

1936
01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,628
- I know.
- Mosquitos, rivers.

1937
01:26:13,837 --> 01:26:16,047
- I know.
- You have to carry
your own backpack.

1938
01:26:16,256 --> 01:26:17,465
- By yourself.
- I know.

1939
01:26:17,674 --> 01:26:20,385
- You can't take
Dewey and Brandon.
- Their mothers wouldn't let me.

1940
01:26:21,052 --> 01:26:22,512
- You have to sleep
on the ground.
- I know.

1941
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:23,972
- You cook your own food.
<i>- I know.</i>

1942
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:25,723
- You boil your own water.
- I know.

1943
01:26:25,932 --> 01:26:27,392
- You get water from a stream.
- I know.

1944
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,810
- That's in nature.
- I know.

1945
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:33,148
Well, I guess you know
what's out there.

1946
01:26:34,691 --> 01:26:35,900
And you're still gonna go?

1947
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:37,861
Yeah.

1948
01:26:38,945 --> 01:26:39,946
Why?

1949
01:26:43,575 --> 01:26:45,869
Because it's never...

1950
01:26:47,537 --> 01:26:48,621
or now.