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¶¶
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¶ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna
be exceptional!
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¶ Never boring,
even for a minute
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¶ It's my world
and we're all living in it
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Never boring,
even for a minute
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¶ It's my world
and we're all living in it ¶
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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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BRIGETTE: Hot dogs,
chicken dogs, soy dogs.
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Check, check,
and no thank you.
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Let's do this.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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MELISSA: Good luck.
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So, what do we do
to the inevitable explosion?
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We could play
a board game.
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Ah, the spirit of crushing
your enemies and seeing them
driven before you.
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I'm in.
Okay, there is one thing.
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Murphy's law.
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You see, we've started
lots of board games.
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We even tried
to play cards once
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and it did not go well.
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You got any threes?
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(CRASHING)
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I have never finished
a board game.
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Well, that sounds...
Dangerous.
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But I'm hungry
and it's making me
reckless so let's do it.
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Game night is go!
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MAN: (SINGING)
¶ Game night ¶
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(BARKING)
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So, all we need is a game
that has most of its
pieces still intact.
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(BARKING)
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Here's one called
Pointless Pursuit.
It's empty.
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This one is called
Mind Games.
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What's this?
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"We know what you've done."
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(GASPS)
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So I think Panopoly
is out.
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Next contestant.
Look at this.
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Lard World.
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The officially licensed
board game
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and it's never been opened.
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That game's easy. It should be
a cinch to finish before
Murphy's law hits.
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Everything's in here.
It even has a
little spinner.
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(CAT SCREECHING)
(CAR TIRES SKIDDING)
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Maybe we can play
using dice instead.
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There's gotta be dice in one
of these other games.
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Huh, none in
here either.
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Wait, there's
one more box.
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Ah, but it's called No Dice.
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Wow, No Dic e
is full of dice.
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There isn't even
a game board
in here.
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(RACCOON SCREECHING)
It's just a bunch of...
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¶ You've seen him before
You're gonna see him soon
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¶ He's Recurring Raccoon ¶
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Yep. I knew he'd be back.
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Now what are
we gonna do
for dice?
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Wait a minute.
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Those bulky tissue boxes
give me an idea.
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The rules are simple.
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You just have to escape
Lard World and get home
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which will save
the multiverse
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and win the gratitude of
the spaghetti people
from another dimension...
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Apparently.
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Weird game.
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Hey gang! What's the...
(GASPS) Wait!
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Are you guys actually
playing an actual
board game, actually?
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What's so unusual
about that?
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Milo's never finished
a board game.
Yet.
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Come on, Neal,
from the comic shop.
You guys wanna play?
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Yeah. I get to be
the Lard Goat.
I'm Lard Lamb.
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I'm the Lard Arbiter
of Good Taste.
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What's that all about?
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Really? And you didn't have
a problem with the spaghetti
people from another dimension.
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Whoo! I get to be Lardy Boy.
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I'm the banker,
I'm the banker.
I control everything.
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Free will is an illusion
propagated by the bourgeoisie.
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(DIOGEE PANTING)
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MILO: Aw, look,
Diogee wants
to play.
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Can dogs play Lard World?
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Let's see, prohibited mammals,
hamsters, monkeys,
raccoons, sloths,
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otters, pigs, and zebras.
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Nope. Dogs are okay.
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You're in, Diogee.
(BARKING)
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Four, five, six.
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"You're stuck
in a lard swamp."
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I feel like I'm disappointing
the spaghetti people
from another dimension
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but I'm okay with it.
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We're off to
a great start, gang.
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MARTIN:
Brigette, I finally
got the grill lit.
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MILO: Lardy Boy!
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ZACK: It's just a game piece.
Why does it have
a skeleton?
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I knew this econo tub
of baking soda would come
in handy one day.
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Hey! Check it out.
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It only burned
the beginning of the game.
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Does anybody remember
where we were?
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I do. I have
a semi-photographic
memory.
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It's really only useful for
things like board games
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and remembering
where you parked.
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That is so cute.
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Yeah, I'm next to a tree.
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So, I guess pizza?
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I'll call Veronica.
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I believe I was on this
burn mark right here.
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Oh, wow!
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You guys are actually
trying to play
a board game, really?
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I think it's time.
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I think it's time too,
slugger.
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You know what, kids?
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I really admire
your gumption.
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Gumption?
Slugger?
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Hmm, touche!
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Well, other than
the big explosion,
how did the grilling go?
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It depends.
How well done
do you like your soy dogs?
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You lost me at soy dogs.
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Yeah, me too.
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(MAN READING)
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(MAN SIGHS)
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(CONTINUES READING)
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Snake eyes, one, two...
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"Crow like a lard rooster."
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Ha. Start crowing.
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(IMITATING ROOSTER CROWING)
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Yeah, you don't know
everything about me.
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We're gonna do it.
We're gonna
finish the game.
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We need your table.
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Hey, wait!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Another job well done.
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Is that a black hole?
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Heavens, no!
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That is a
deadly vortex.
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Completely different.
Yeah, we plugged
it up though.
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Why did you have
to use our table?
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Well, Cavendish told me
we needed a four
by six object,
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preferably flat,
table-like,
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and this was
the first table
I thought of
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which makes me feel sort
of silly because we passed
like four furniture stores
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on the way over here.
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We're about to finish
playing Lard World.
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We'll use this as a table.
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Wanna play?
Oh, sure but...
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He cheats at games.
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If you roll doubles,
you get another turn.
Oh, here we go again.
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MILO: Here, pick
a playing piece.
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Tell you what,
I'll be the old gum.
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Is that a game piece?
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It is now.
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MILO: So, where were we?
(DIOGEE BARKS)
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Okay, everyone,
I called Veronica.
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So the pizzas should
be here, any minute.
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Well, guess
I better get ready.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CRASHING)
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(CRASHING)
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¶ Here's your pizza
We're tired of
bangers and mash ¶
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Hey, Veronica!
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Hey, Milo!
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Did you guys know
there was a black hole
above your house?
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Actually, it's
a deadly vortex.
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Apparently, they look
a lot alike.
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Oh!
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Game night!
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Wanna play?
Next time.
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I'm on the clock. Bye,
see you later.
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Bye, Veronica...
BRIGETTE:
Bye! Thanks again.
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Grab it while
it's warm, kids.
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Great, who's hungry?
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(CRASHING)
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Oh, hi, Neal
from the comic shop!
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Oh, hey,
everyone's here.
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Do you know an 11 letter
word for something
that's not important?
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How about
"unimportant"?
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Let's see, 8, 9, 10, 11...
That's it!
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Excellent.
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(CAT SCREECHING)
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(ROOSTER CLUCKING)
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
See you at dinner.
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Oh, no!
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We got so close.
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Game's over. We can't play
without a board.
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Let's eat.
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Yes, exactly.
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Everyone, grab a slice.
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We don't have
to stop playing.
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We can make our own board.
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We'll start with
the cardboard from this box.
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Follow me
to the garage.
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All we need to do is
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use these other pieces to fill
in the part between here
and Lard World.
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We'll make a new game
from the old ones
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and finish that game.
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Game night!
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ALL: Game night!
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(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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¶ Well, it's game night
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¶ It's time to crush
our enemies
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¶ It's game night
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¶ It's driven before you
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There's also,
family togetherness.
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¶ Well, yeah, there's that
But we don't wanna bore you
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¶ We'll have to throw out
the rules
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¶ But it will be all right
208
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¶ 'Cause it's game night
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¶ Game night
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¶ 'Cause it's game night
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¶ Game night ¶
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What's that?
213
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,370
Rock, paper, Murphy's law.
214
00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,298
Murphy's law
beats everything.
215
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It's probably why I'm so good
at rock paper scissors.
216
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Uh-oh, frog mask!
217
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Heh, weird game.
218
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Arr, walk the plank
with your right hand.
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Right hand. Argh.
220
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You didn't do it
in a pirate voice.
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I certainly did.
Pirates were
often privateers,
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highly educated gentlemen
working for the crown. Argh!
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I'll allow it because
I'm the banker.
Boom!
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There, huzzah!
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(GROWLING)
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Yeah, you don't wanna
get too close to
Diogee's game piece.
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I'm gonna win.
228
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But first, it's time for
the perpetual motion machine
chance card bonus.
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(GAME BELL DINGS)
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Go back 700 spaces?
231
00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,817
But the board only
had 500 spaces
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and 100 of those
have been burned off.
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Sara, no!
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I can't play this
without you.
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You can, Milo,
and you will.
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You must finish the game
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at all costs.
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(COUGHS) Finish the game.
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I won't let you down, Sara.
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And I won't give up on
everything that we fought
so hard to achieve.
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(CLATTERING)
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Protect the board!
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Defend it with your life.
244
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This is it, Milo,
we're almost to the end.
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We're all just
one roll away.
246
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The finish line is
in our sights.
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I can taste it.
248
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Does it taste like old gum,
'cause I can't find
my game piece.
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I just want
you all to know,
win or lose,
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how much fun I'm having
with all of you here.
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00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,839
Maybe we should play
game night all the...
252
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,082
Should we stop?
253
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,780
Probably, I mean, they don't
call it a deadly vortex
for nothing.
254
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,153
But Milo's never been
this close to finishing
the game.
255
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,623
Any game.
256
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:22,752
Ever!
257
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,556
Maybe this was enough.
258
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,058
Maybe we don't have to finish.
259
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,560
No, you've come
too far.
260
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,463
Everybody roll your dice.
261
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:39,171
(ALL SCREAMING)
262
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:43,742
Well, I guess that vortex
wasn't as deadly
as I thought it was.
263
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,814
Hey, you guys, we did it.
264
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,651
We actually
finished the game.
265
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,507
But who won?
The dog won.
266
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,475
I think he cheats.
(GROWLS)
267
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,024
Milo, does it
really matter
who won?
268
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,750
You're right.
It doesn't matter
who wins or loses.
269
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,756
The important thing is that
we finished the game
270
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,888
and that we
won the gratitude
of the spaghetti people.
271
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,558
Does anyone know
how to get back
to our dimension?
272
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,996
¶ It's my world
and we're all living in it ¶
273
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,298
Wow,
Mr. and Mrs. Murphy.
274
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,706
I can't believe
you organized
this whole race.
275
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:19,339
And all the money goes to
a new shelter for all
the stray llamas in town.
276
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,776
You know our slogan,
"When you spend a dollar,
it helps a llama."
277
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,623
I know
it doesn't technically
rhyme but it's still catchy.
278
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,848
On that note, honey,
we have to get down
to the concession booth.
279
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,854
Oh, that's right.
280
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,655
Those llama plushies
won't sell themselves.
281
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,687
Well, except
for Brohama,
the talking sales llama.
282
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,394
He actually
can sell himself.
283
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,396
BROHAMA: Get a llama
for your mama.
284
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,868
Oh, he's good.
And that actually
does rhyme.
285
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,467
Okay, we better go.
286
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,739
(PHONE RINGING)
287
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,897
Ah, it's Doof. Yello!
288
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,806
DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
Oh, hi, Martin.
289
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,908
I just wanted to find out,
that yellow liquid
in the refrigerator,
290
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,340
is it shampoo?
291
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,914
No Doof, it's not shampoo.
292
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,883
'Cause it tastes like shampoo.
293
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,921
How would you know
what shampoo tastes like?
294
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,247
I usually shower with
my mouth open, things happen.
295
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,392
It's lemonade.
296
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,187
Oh, good,
'cause I finished it.
297
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,989
Okay, that's goodbye.
298
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,590
Why is he living
with us again?
299
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,092
BRIGETTE:
I don't know,
it's convoluted.
300
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,487
Wow!
301
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,725
I can't believe we're gonna
sit in the sky box.
302
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,331
That is totally steep.
303
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,732
I mean literally.
304
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,904
The stairs to the box
are sharply inclined.
305
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,942
It's so great that all these
famous race car drivers
wanted to help out.
306
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,069
You would be surprised by
the amount of llama
awareness there is
307
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,235
in the stock car
community.
308
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,343
I am llama.
309
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,784
I am llama.
310
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,249
ALL: We are llama.
311
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,007
ANNOUNCER: So support
the llama relief fund.
312
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:32,275
The change you give
will change their lives.
313
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,645
But not that much because,
you know, they're llamas.
314
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,355
Stop, Milo!
315
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:42,458
You cannot be at this stadium.
You are a danger,
a hazard, a menace,
316
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,262
a peril, and several
other synonyms.
317
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,274
Back off, Elliot.
Milo has as much right
to be here as anyone.
318
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,397
More, his mom
organized this.
319
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,072
Besides, I can't leave.
320
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,101
It's Diogee's first race.
321
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,306
(PANTING)
322
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,938
Well, I wouldn't wanna
disappoint a dog.
323
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,845
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
racing legend, Rusty Wallace.
324
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:05,248
Welcome to the first ever
Llama Race-o-rama.
325
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,252
Are you ready to save
some llamas?
326
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,924
MAN: Save them from what?
What happened to the llamas?
327
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,762
Great! To start the race,
328
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,787
the safety car will
lead the drivers
on the warm-up lap.
329
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,664
And one lucky member of
the audience will now be
chosen to ride along.
330
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,164
Ride in the safety car?
331
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,966
The car whose
whole purpose is safety?
332
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,968
(CHUCKLING) Oh, please,
let it be me.
333
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,170
Oh, please, please, please,
please, please, please!
334
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,374
And the winner is,
335
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,212
Milo Murphy.
336
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,980
Hey, that's me!
Unless there's
another Milo.
337
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,080
Is there another
Milo Murphy here?
338
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,023
CROWD: No!
339
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,378
Whoo-hoo!
340
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,416
Milo in the safety car,
that's ironic.
341
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,360
Oh, I wanted that so bad.
342
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,056
Actually, I know someone
who wants this
a lot more than me.
343
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:56,196
So, I'm giving my ticket
to Elliot Decker.
344
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,173
Wow! That's awful
nice of you.
345
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,111
Elliot Decker,
you're riding
in the safety car.
346
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,207
Come on down.
347
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,079
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
348
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,114
(GROANS)
Wait, hold on.
349
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,876
I got it, I got it!
350
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,016
Whoo-hoo!
351
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,187
Okay, then. Let's just get
a picture of you and Milo
352
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,533
in front of
the safety car.
353
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,458
Ah!
354
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,063
Wait, do you want a profile
or should I cheat out
a little to the left?
355
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,126
Oh, how about
'80s music video style?
356
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,035
That's, uh, great.
357
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,067
Milo, why don't you
just get on the other side?
358
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,343
(SQUAWKS)
Hey, my hot dog!
359
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,842
Uh, that's just as well.
360
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,583
When eaten improperly,
it can be a choking hazard.
361
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,450
(SQUAWKING)
362
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,583
(SIREN BLARING)
363
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,954
You'll never get me
in a million years!
364
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,923
This thing's been going
for weeks!
365
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,423
A hot dog?
Perfect, I'm starving.
366
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,302
(WHOOSHES)
367
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:04,004
Okay, guys.
It's time to bring in
the pace car driver.
368
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,744
Safety car.
Well, it's also
called the pace car.
369
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,840
Safety car.
370
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,275
(TIRES SCREECHING)
371
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,607
Hey, my lunch
is in there!
372
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,582
This is all your fault!
373
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,181
You have violated
the sanctity
of the safety car
374
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:21,054
which I wouldn't even
be in if it hadn't been
for your generosity.
375
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,094
So I'm thankful,
but I'm still angry.
376
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,819
I'm so conflicted!
377
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,594
Well, the pace car is going.
I guess we ought
to get started.
378
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,596
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is crazy.
379
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,098
It's bizarre, it's erratic,
it's several other synonyms.
380
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,071
I've never seen
anything like this.
381
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,140
Maybe it's because
I'm wearing these
crazy glasses.
382
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,310
Whoa! The race
is weird, too.
383
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,149
Oh!
384
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,677
BOTH: Ahhh!
385
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:53,183
RUSTY WALLACE:
This is the wildest
warm-up lap I've ever taken.
386
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,991
Well, no cars,
no blah-blah-blah.
387
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,921
But you can't
just leave.
388
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,126
You're right!
My goggles.
389
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,298
Oh. Excuse me, ma'am.
390
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,127
By the way, you feel
like a wall. You should
have that checked.
391
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,568
(CROWD BOOING)
392
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,900
Oh, this is not good.
393
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,765
Now everyone's gonna
ask for their money back.
394
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,813
And then they won't be
able to build
the llama shelter!
395
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,339
And there will be llamas
roaming the streets.
396
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,084
WOMAN: I want my money back!
397
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,579
MAN: Let the llamas
roam the streets.
398
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,050
We've got to do something!
399
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,778
I'm gonna announce
the race.
400
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,223
But you can't
see the race!
401
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,993
I can sort of
see the race.
402
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,658
And I'm gonna announce
the heck out of what
I sorta can see.
403
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,987
Ladies and gentlemen,
and the racers are driving
down the street
404
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,693
and they're passing
some sort of shop.
405
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,034
Maybe a market, could be
a car wash! Hard to tell
from this distance.
406
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,331
And one of the drivers
is pulling over to the s...
407
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,773
No, that's a delivery truck.
408
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,968
And now they're passing
behind a big sign,
409
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,800
and I can't see them.
410
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,905
And I still can't see them.
411
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,265
And I still can't see them.
412
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,676
MAN: You're a
sub-standard
announcer.
413
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,049
I don't think you should
leave this booth
for a while.
414
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,879
You got any
better ideas?
415
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,524
I could tap into
the video feed from
the Lard World blimp.
416
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,989
ZACK:
Oh, you can do that?
417
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,147
That would have been
nice information to
share earlier.
418
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,216
And they're
coming around
the turn at 5th and Main,
419
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,485
and the red car is trying
to make his move on
the blue car with a dig.
420
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,364
And blue shuts him out!
421
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,032
Incredible driving
by the blue car.
422
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,072
Okay, Elliot, remember,
control, control, control.
423
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,228
(WHIMPERS)
424
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,136
Get it under control...
425
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,371
(ELLIOT WHIMPERS)
426
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,090
(CROWD BOOING)
427
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,163
Oh, come on!
428
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,899
Sorry, Elliot, but I think
we're stuck in here until
that rocket burns out.
429
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,269
We might as well relax
and enjoy the ride.
430
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,498
Enjoy the ride?
Enjoy the ride?
431
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,774
You know what enjoying
the ride leads to.
432
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,443
Fun?
Danger!
433
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,282
And I will not be
taking any suggestion
from a Murphy.
434
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,849
Turn left!
I just said
I'm not taking any...
435
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,078
Okay, turning!
436
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,852
Phew! Thanks for that.
437
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,023
You just turned right.
438
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,791
(ELLIOT SCREAMING)
439
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,519
This is crazy.
440
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,456
Where are they getting
all this stuff?
441
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,862
Get your expired vegetables
to throw at lame announcers!
442
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,295
We gotta get that
video feed back up.
443
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,571
They were headed
down Broadway.
444
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,439
That's where that new
hipster donut shop is!
445
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,307
If you want a donut,
I'm pretty sure there's
one stuck to the window.
446
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,437
No, the shop
has a webcam!
447
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,678
(ALL CHEERING)
448
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,279
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
449
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,724
¶ If you're in a
motor sporting event
450
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,821
¶ Then you've already
got your parents' consent
451
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,893
¶ You need a vehicle
that's gonna prevent
452
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,463
¶ Any unnecessary accident
453
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,432
¶ To protect the other
cars in the race
454
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,172
¶ There's only one
that's gonna live it
the best ¶
455
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,738
Keep at it, kids.
You'll have our job
in no time.
456
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,537
Hey, speak for
yourself, Jones.
457
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,676
Come on!
458
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,316
Whoo!
459
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,161
¶ The safety car
The safety car
460
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,631
¶ If you ain't following me
you don't know where you are
461
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,530
¶ You better keep me
in your thoughts
or you will start to lapse
462
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,673
¶ That's the only way
you're gonna see
the yellow flag
463
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,698
¶ If you wanna put
a trophy up there
on your shelf
464
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,874
¶ You better check yourself
before you wreck yourself ¶
465
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,107
Hey, I just painted that!
466
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,248
(SCREAMS)
467
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,346
Uh, should we slow down here?
468
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,264
Who are you? And what
have you done with
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.?
469
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,417
You're right.
What was I thinking?
470
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,312
Whoo-hoo!
471
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,540
You think this is fun?
472
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,714
Yeah! We went on
a roller coaster,
473
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,483
we went underground,
and we spun a UFO
like it was a top.
474
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,923
We did?
And I think we're
gonna do it again.
475
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,287
Whoo-hoo!
476
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,586
¶ S-A-F-E-T-Y C-A-R
477
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,262
¶ Safety car, safety car
478
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,861
¶ S-A-F-E-T-Y C-A-R
479
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,133
¶ Safety car, safety car ¶
480
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,406
(WHIMPERS)
481
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,837
Are you laughing
or crying?
482
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,912
I don't know.
483
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,620
Get a llama
for your mama.
484
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,794
The drivers have
completed their, um,
485
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,019
warm-up lap and the race
can now officially begin.
486
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,358
And the drivers all
appear to be out of gas?
487
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,925
I didn't want to
beat you, anyway.
You're my friend.
488
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,234
Now we can all
be winners.
489
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,535
Murphy! That was
490
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,439
awesome! (CHUCKLES)
491
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,780
We flew through the air,
and on a roller coaster
492
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,137
and underground,
and we're still alive!
493
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,146
That was,
dare I say, fun!
494
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,379
You're right, Elliot.
495
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,224
Sometimes, it's important
to relax and enjoy the...
496
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,490
Ow! My toe!
497
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,658
See what happens
when you relax?
498
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,617
Medic!
I need a medic!
499
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,685
¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶
500
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,562
¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
501
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,104
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational ¶
502
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,200
¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
503
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,942
¶ Whoa
504
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,841
¶ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
505
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,644
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
506
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,106
¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
507
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:56,145
¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶