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♪♪

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

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♪ Whoa, whoa

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪

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(CHUCKLES) I'm so glad,
Mom and Dad let us swap cars.

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Going to make picking up their
Christmas gifts, a lot easier.

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Huh, there's nothing
but Dad rock and
Mom bop in here.

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Is that what you're getting
your parents at the mall?
New music?

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Nope, my surprise
Christmas gift cannot
be bought at the mall.

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Neither can music, actually.

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We're not going to the mall,
we're going to the airport.

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The airport? What, do your
folks really like those
bean bag neck rests?

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No. But they do love
the other Murphys.

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And cousin Nate
is our first pick up.

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Hang on, are you telling me,
there are Murphys
coming for Christmas?

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Yep! Just in time for
Christmas eve dinner.

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That's my surprise.

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That's a great gift, Milo.

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Being together with family,

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that's what Christmas
is all about.

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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(KEYPAD BEEPING)

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Don't look at me,
I don't know how the kid's
MP3 player works.

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You know, Christmas
is so quiet now.

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Remember when we used
to spend it with my family?

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Yeah.

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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(BEEPING)

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(CRASHES)

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Ah, things are easier now.

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But I do miss those
Murphy family Christmases.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) And
snow flurries are expected to
last through this afternoon.

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Aw!
BOTH: White Christmas.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO)
Until later when it will turn
into a massive snow storm.

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I mean, we're talking
mother of all snow storms!

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Picture a tornado
that ate a hurricane

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and had a blizzard
for dessert,
and then double it.

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(CELL PHONES RINGING)

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ALL: Hey, Mom. Yeah, we heard.

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(ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE)

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Bye.

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Too bad it's not the future
and our car just can't
fly over the snow.

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♪ I'm going to the zoo
I'm going to the zoo

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♪ And then I'm gonna
See some animals ♪

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ANNOUNCER: That's pop star,
Vinnie Dakota

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singing his breakthrough
smash, I'm Going to the Zoo,

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which he then followed up
with a decade of hits,

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including I'm Going
to the Dentist.

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♪ I'm going to the dentist

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♪ Then I'm gonna
Build some cavities ♪

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ANNOUNCER: And the
perennial holiday favorite,

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I'm Going to the Mall to Buy
Christmas Presents.

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♪ I'm going to the mall to buy
some Christmas presents ♪

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ANNOUNCER: Now, you can
read all about it in his
bestselling autobiography,

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on sale now!

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I'm Going to the Zoo?

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Huh, we went to the zoo.

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"We."

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Merry Christmas.

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(GASPS)

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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ROBOT: Merry Christmas,
Mr. Dakota sir.

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How are you functioning today?

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Well, I'm affluent, famous
and successful,

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so I must be doing great.

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Mr. Dakota will be signing
his book upstairs
in the book store.

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Form a line, this way.

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Oh, if only I had
acted differently

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all those years ago.

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I remember it like
it was yesterday.

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Christmas, 2175.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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Pardon me,
but that was my egg roll.

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I called dibs.
When?

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Right now. I'm calling dibs.
Now. Dibs.

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You can't call dibs
post factor.

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Oh, here he goes
with the big word.

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It's not a big word.
It's two medium-sized words.

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Two medium-sized Latin words.

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Why are you always
talking down to me?

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You didn't think
I might want that egg roll?

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Yeah, I thought about it.
I thought maybe
I might want it more.

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Huh, typical selfish Dakota.

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You put your desire
for that egg roll before our
partnership, our friendship.

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Well, that egg roll
was a lot more satisfying
than our friendship.

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To you, a friend
is just a person you get
to correct all day.

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How many times have
you ever said to me,

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"You're right, Dakota"?
Have you ever said that?

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It'd be nice if you were
right once in a while.

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See, that's...
That's why food comes first.

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Bad friend. Bad friend.

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Oh, I've had it with this.
I've had it.

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I'm storming out.

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Oh, not before I do.
I hope I never see you again.

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Not before I do!

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That doesn't even
make any sense.

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Goodbye, Cavendish.

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You gonna eat that?

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You know, it's free,
right? It tastes
better when it's free.

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ROBOT: Did you not
read the sign?

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No loitering, flashbacks
or old men with unfinished
business in this area.

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I'm going to have to
ask you to move along.

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Feel free to stand
over there, however.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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Wait. I can go back.
I'm a time traveler.

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Of course, I'd be breaking
a lot of regulations.

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But I could go back
and fix it.

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Did he say, "Time travel"?

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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Back! Back!

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I'm going back to 2175
to fix my past.

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Couldn't you just drop
us on the way?

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I need to use the bathroom.

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ROBOT: Please,
keep all awkward overtures

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of affection to an
absolute minimum.

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I'm a big fan!

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Just wanted to ask you,
if I could,

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whatever happened to you
and your old partner?

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(SIGHS) Cavendish.

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You all right? It's like
the warm facade

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of your affluent life
just dropped

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away to reveal hidden
discontent and pain.

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That's just what I see.
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. I...

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Cavendish and I,
we... You know,
we had a falling out.

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Well, time heals
all wounds, right?

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(ECHOING)

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Right! Time heals all wounds.
I'm a time traveler.

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Of course, I'll be braking
a lot of regulations.

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But when has that
ever bothered me?

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Hi, cous.

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Hey, Milo.
This is my cousin, Nate.

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He's in denial about the whole
Murphy's Law thing.

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I'm not in denial.
I just don't have it.

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It skipped a generation.

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Right. So, I'm sure,
your luggage will be here.

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Yeah, it's not here.

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NATE: There it is,
the green one.

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Hey, over here!

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NATE: Uh, wait, sir.

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(GROANS)

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We are about to take off.

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You need to take your seat.

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My bag!

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MILO: Better call Sara.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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MILO: You might want to
go to long-term parking.

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We're at 30,000 feet.

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Yeah, okay.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

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(CHUCKLES) Murphy's Law, huh?

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Yeah. I don't have
Murphy's Law.

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Would you look at that?

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Must have fallen
out of an airplane.

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Quick! Let's get
it in the boat

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so we can get it back
to its rightful owner.

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Never mind.

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Well, these flurries are
really starting to come down.

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As are Nate and Milo.

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Who needs flying cars?

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Now, here's my chance
to set things right.

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Now, here's my chance
to set things right.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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All I have to do is stop
this argument before
it happens so that Dakota

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and I can have years of
arguments to look forward to.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Uh, how does one stop
an argument before it starts?

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Merry Christmas.
Point me to the buffet.

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If he never finds
the buffet table,

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they won't have an argument
at the buffet table.

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If he never finds
the buffet table,

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they won't have an argument
at the buffet table.

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(GRUNTS)

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(WHISPERS) Yes!

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What in the World War Six!

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What is he doing here?

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Whoo! I can't wait to see
Grandma and Grandpa.

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Yeah. Grandparents
are the best.

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Hey, are yours full of great
stories and wise advice?

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They might be.
There's no way of telling.

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How come?
You'll see.

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Hey, Grandma and Grandpa!

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(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)

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Uh...

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Let us help you
with those bags.

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Uh, guys...
Locked.

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I'll go talk to the conductor.

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(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTIVELY)

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Good suggestions.
From what I heard.

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Wait... Wait, wait!

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Uh, hey, Sara.

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Yeah, um, we're gonna
be a few minutes.

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SARA: Yeah, I got it.

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Look, I don't know
why you're here,

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but whatever it is,
just stay out of my way.

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You stay out of my way.

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I hope I never see you again.

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Not before I do.

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That doesn't even
make any sense.

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Goodbye, Cavendish.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, that's typical Dakota.

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Just storm off in the middle
of the argument.

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As per usual,
I'll do the adult thing

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and meddle with
the time-space continuum

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no matter what
the consequences.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTIVELY)

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I don't have it.

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(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTIVELY)

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No.

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Hi.
We made it.

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MILO: Hey, Aunt Laura,
Uncle Joey.

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(BOTH GASP)

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MAN: Look out!

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It's so exciting.
It's like the Titanic!

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Fantastic! What a trip!

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And I thought
Milo was upbeat.

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Oh, no. The storm
is really picking up.

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Now, this is a
Murphy Christmas.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, Milo.
What a way to
make an entrance.

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I think my toes
might fall off.

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And that's great because
I have the worst toes.

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Hi, honey!

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Did he tell you it skipped
a generation in our family?

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He did.
(GIGGLES)

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Isn't that adorable?

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I don't have it.

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I have to make sure
I don't get spotted.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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Wonderful shindig.

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Merry Christmas.
Point me to the buffet.

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Uh, how does one stop
an argument before it starts?

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All I have to do is to
get the egg rolls.

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No egg roll, no argument.

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If he never finds
the buffet table,

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they won't have an argument
at the buffet table.

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(LAUGHS) No egg roll,
no argument.

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Hey, no cutsies, Popo Jelly.

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That's not my belly. Look!

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(GROWLS)

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00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,540
DAKOTA: Dinosaur,
eat the egg roll.

249
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,460
The egg roll!

250
00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,000
(GASPS)

251
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,580
Ooh, egg roll.
Oh, I'd like that.

252
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,710
(CAVENDISH YELPING)

253
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,080
I called dibs.
When?

254
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,290
(DAKOTA AND CAVENDISH ARGUING)

255
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:42,670
(GRUNTS)

256
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,000
You've had it?
What about me?
I've had it.

257
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,710
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

258
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,330
(SIGHS)

259
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,750
I'm gonna need
a bigger dinosaur.

260
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,080
What is that old
fool trying to do?

261
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,080
(GROWLS)
(YELPS)

262
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,080
Getting pretty bad out there?
Maybe this was a mistake.

263
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,120
Maybe I should have just
gotten Mom and Dad sweaters.

264
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,790
No!
Milo.

265
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,580
Maybe there's a reason
they stopped getting

266
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,580
the Murphys together
for the holidays.

267
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,960
My favorite was the year
the Christmas hogs got loose.

268
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,040
Or the year the cat got
into the Christmas tree

269
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,500
and ran through
the neighborhood
dragging it behind him.

270
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,170
That was my favorite,
that was cute.

271
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:22,420
(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTIVELY)

272
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:29,620
If anyone can get us through
this storm and back
to the house, it's Murphys.

273
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,620
(CHUCKLES) Let's go!

274
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,580
As soon as we dig
out of this snowbank.

275
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,830
Finally, got rid
of that dinosaur.

276
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,790
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

277
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:50,000
Now, there's only
one way to stop them
from wanting egg rolls.

278
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,500
Scare tactics.

279
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,420
Merry Christmas.
Point me to the buffet.

280
00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:58,460
Time to go.

281
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:03,750
Stop! Wait.

282
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,750
(GROANS) The egg
rolls are bad.

283
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:09,380
Don't eat them.
They turned me into
this hideous half man,

284
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,460
half egg roll monster.
(GROWLING)

285
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,710
(SCREAMING) No!

286
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,120
Great way
to celebrate Christmas.

287
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,620
This does make
me hungry for egg rolls.

288
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:20,920
(SCREAMS)

289
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,420
No roof means no argument.

290
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,420
(ALL SCREAMING)

291
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,750
Oh, an egg roll.
I'd like that.

292
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,790
I called dibs.
When?

293
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,250
Right now.
I'm calling dibs. Now!

294
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,750
Oh, I've had it with this.

295
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,000
You've had it? What about me?
I've had it.

296
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,250
I'm storming out!
Oh, not before I do.

297
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,790
I'm starting to think maybe
the size of the dinosaur
was not the problem.

298
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:47,540
(SIRENS BLARING)

299
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:55,710
(SIGHS) Man, time
travel has really
complicated this party.

300
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:57,580
What are you even doing here?

301
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,000
What are you doing here?

302
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,460
Oh, giddy uncle,
I'm here trying
to fix the past.

303
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:05,460
I'm trying to save us
from a future without...

304
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,620
Without what?

305
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,620
Without each other.

306
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,170
But that's why I'm here.

307
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,120
Really?
Yeah, I'm trying
to stop that argument.

308
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,540
How do you stop an argument
before it happens?

309
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,420
There's just no way, unless...

310
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,500
BOTH: Unless...

311
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,460
We work together.

312
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,380
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

313
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,620
Great.
We're not even here yet.

314
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,620
Destroy the party.
Save ourselves.

315
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,880
What about Mr. Block?

316
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,710
If we get caught crossing
our own timelines

317
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,830
without approval,
we are finished.

318
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,580
(CHUCKLES)
We'll be in disguise.

319
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,540
Oh, howdy, partner.
Don't do that.

320
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,330
(ALL SCREAMING)

321
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,460
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

322
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,330
(GROWLING)

323
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,880
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

324
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,830
(GROWLING)

325
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,210
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

326
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,670
(GROWLING)

327
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,580
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

328
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,330
(BOTH SIGH)

329
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,330
(ENGINE REVVING)

330
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,330
The engine won't start.
It's frozen up.

331
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,540
Well, how are we gonna
get home for dinner now?

332
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,540
(WHIMPERING)

333
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,250
Oh, my wife was right.

334
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,960
I should have worn a coat.

335
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,960
Plus, who's gonna want to
ride in this weather?

336
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,790
Actually, we'd like a ride.

337
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,750
Yes. Stranded people.

338
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,250
It's a Christmas miracle!

339
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,080
Hang on, we're gonna make it.
(NEIGHS)

340
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,790
We need to get
out of the storm.

341
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:58,210
I think there's
a building up there.

342
00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:59,540
Well, what if it's not open?

343
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,420
(BOTH SPEAKING
INDISTINCTIVELY)

344
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,620
That's it?

345
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,750
Hope for the best
or freeze to death?

346
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,960
You don't get to talk.

347
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,620
There's always a way out.

348
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,830
If it's not open, we'll figure
something else out.

349
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,460
I hope.

350
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,080
(SIRENS BLARING)
(SCREAMING)

351
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,670
Oh, I've had it with this.

352
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,830
You've had it? What about me?
I've had it.

353
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,710
I'm storming out.
Oh, not before I do.

354
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,250
(BOTH GRUNTING)

355
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,380
No! Not ever again.
Stop! Just stop!

356
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,290
Cavendish?

357
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,580
Please stop fighting.

358
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,960
Dakota? You two
are in big trouble.

359
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,380
You crossed your own...

360
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:39,790
You don't want to get
these guys in trouble
tonight. Trust me.

361
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,210
Have you tried the buffet?
You know it's free, right?

362
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,830
Tastes better when it's free!

363
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,210
Wait, what is going on?

364
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,920
I... I think it's us.

365
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,920
We're sorry. We... We failed.
We failed you. We failed us.

366
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,830
We crisscrossed our own
timelines over and over again,

367
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:57,000
trying to prevent
this argument and stop you
guys from breaking up.

368
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,790
But no matter what we do,
we can't seem to fix this.

369
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:03,250
You crossed timelines?
Your own timelines?
But... But that's...

370
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,880
Reckless and stupid, I know.
We both did.

371
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,670
You... You did that for me?

372
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,960
Oh, yeah, of course, I did.

373
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,750
But you hate
breaking the rules.

374
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,750
And yet, I broke
all of them today.

375
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,500
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

376
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,380
I'm sorry, too.
Yeah. Super, super sorry.

377
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:30,080
Egg rolls aren't
more important to me
than you are.

378
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,620
I mean, a spring roll
maybe, but...
(POPPING)

379
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,670
Oh, oh, no!
We're vanishing.

380
00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:39,080
The versions of us that aren't
friends no longer exist.

381
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,670
It's like we're ghosts
of Christmas future.

382
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,620
Wait a moment,
we're from the future
as well.

383
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,830
That means that
we're going to...

384
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,880
Oh, nutjobbers.

385
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,920
(POPS)

386
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,750
Well, who knows how
our future will turn out.

387
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,080
I'm sure it'll be fine.

388
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,380
Hey, I know a place that
serves the best egg rolls.

389
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,580
MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
The storm is here, folks,
and it's a monster!

390
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:01,000
Not a literal monster.
More of a figurative monster.

391
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,250
It's a figure of speech.
I repeat, there's
no actual monster.

392
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,420
We're advising
all shoppers to wait
the worst of the storm out.

393
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,920
It's not safe out there.

394
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,120
We know,
that's why we're leaving.
We have to find our kids.

395
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,210
No, I'm sorry.
I cannot let anyone out there.

396
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:22,080
No human being could survive
in this weather, it's just...

397
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,710
(GRUNTS)
It's open!

398
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:26,000
Milo!
Dad, Mom!

399
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,080
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTIVELY)

400
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,580
We were so worried.

401
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,920
ALL: Surprise.
Merry Christmas.

402
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,420
A whole bunch of Murphys.
How did this...

403
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,960
Surprise.
Joey!

404
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,170
Martin, hey.

405
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:38,380
Aw! Oh, this is so great.
How did you get here?

406
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,920
Oh, Milo.

407
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,670
BRIGETTE: Milo?
Yeah, Milo wanted
to surprise you.

408
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,210
Aw, honey.

409
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,540
Thank you, kids.
This is wonderful.

410
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,040
All the Murphys together
in one spot.

411
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,040
It's Christmas eve
and everything that can
go wrong already has.

412
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,040
So, I guess
we're safe from here on...

413
00:19:54,040 --> 00:20:00,830
♪ This is really happening

414
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,500
♪ Right now

415
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,750
♪ Right now ♪

416
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,960
Yep, we're okay.

417
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,620
BOTH: Merry Christmas.

418
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,920
(BURPS)
My bag.

419
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,960
See, I told you
I didn't have Murphy's Law.

420
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,170
Oh, this isn't my bag.

421
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:24,040
Too bad we won't be able
to have Christmas eve dinner.

422
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,960
Unless there's somewhere
in the mall.

423
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,620
(CHUCKLES) What restaurant
would still be open
on Christmas eve?

424
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:39,790
♪ It's not about the
mistletoe or decorations

425
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,040
♪ That we keep
In the basement

426
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,330
♪ And it's not about
The presents

427
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,880
♪ 'Cause that's just
Product placement ♪

428
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,460
Merry Christmas, partner.

429
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,880
You can have
the last egg roll.
No. Please, you have it.

430
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,750
No, I insist. You.
No. You have it.

431
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,000
Uh, we have literally
thousands of egg rolls.

432
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,080
(GROWLS)

433
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,120
(DIOGEE BARKING)

434
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:14,120
♪ Christmas
♪ It's not just a time of year

435
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,790
♪ It's not about Santa
Or a dozen reindeer.

436
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:21,330
♪ But it's a time
That we can be of cheer

437
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:25,670
♪ And we all know
It's Christmas

438
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,920
♪ 'Cause everybody is here
♪ Christmas

439
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,790
♪ Everybody is here ♪

440
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,880
Merry Christmas, old friend.
Yep, Merry Christmas.

441
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,250
♪ We're all livin' in it

442
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,880
♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

443
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,620
♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational

444
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,120
♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

445
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,380
♪ Whoa

446
00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,460
♪ Whoa
♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn

447
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,040
♪ You know I'd rather spin it

448
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:07,120
♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪