(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS) -Hey, Chester.
-Stop, I'll do it, I'll do it. -(LAUGHING)
Hungry? Here?
Have some nuts.
(SNORTING)
I know this is a prank, guys.
(SNORTS) No, it's not.
Open it. (LAUGHS)
Ugh, fine.
I guess I'm prepared for it.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I ate the nuts!
It's empty.
You were all, "I'm gonna have some nuts."
And go, "What? There's no nuts!"
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yeah!
Don't high five,
that's not a prank. Something scary has to happen.
How about that?
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMING)
You guys scared the life out of me. (ECHOING)
(ANGELIC VOICES SINGING)
(SLURPING)
-Pawn to B-3. -Nice move.
Almost one I'd make myself.
-Ah, I love this song. -(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Me, too.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Wha... Where am I?
Huh?
Another one already?
ALL: Ugh.
Ah! You're all me.
Yup, we're all the lives you've had scared out of you so far,
thanks to Bunnicula.
This is Purr-gatory.
Every time we lose one of our nine lives
we come here.
When the ninth one finally shows up, we move on.
What? You're telling me I have to wait for who knows how long
with nobody to talk to but myself?
And nothing to do but read books and listen to jazz music?
Wait a second, this is heaven.
Nope, that's heaven.
-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) -Hey, keep it down up there.
That looks awful.
Yeah, we all love it here.
We thought we had a lot more time before we had to move on to--
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
That...
We have to stop Bunnicula from scaring any more lives out of us!
Wait a second. We're ghosts, right?
I say we go back to Earth and scare him.
We'll scare Bunnicula so bad,
he'll never want to scare Chester again.
Let's do this.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
ALL: Yeah, get him.
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh, you have to hit the button.
Oh, sorry, just enjoying this song.
-Oh, it is-- -(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Boy, Spider Ghost, you really scared Chester, you're getting real good.
Thanks, Harold, (CHUCKLES) I've really been trying.
-(CHUCKLES) -Here you go.
Oh, for me?
Oh! There's no nuts!
(SCREAMING)
Oh, Bunns, you know that Spider Ghost is fragile.
(LAUGHS, SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I know you just can't help yourself.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SIGHS) The old stomping grounds.
Now, let's find Bunnicula and give him the scare of his life.
ALL: Yeah.
(CHOMPS)
ALL: Boo!
(YAWNING)
(ALL BOOING)
I think we did pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, you were pretty scary, not as scary as me,
but you were pretty scary.
Yeah, I think your third boo came in a little late, but solid stuff
-all around, guys. -As great as we were,
he did sort of just yawn and walk away.
Oh.
We really have to step it up for the next one.
He's right, guys, I mean, I was great but, number four,
that late boo, it just... You just have to work it out next time,
but good stuff. Good start, everyone.
Bunnicula's can of nuts, perfect.
(CHESTER CLEARING THROAT)
Bunnicula, Harold, you guys better not try to scare me.
I am not in the mood.
(ALL WAILING)
Ha! Got you!
(YAWNS)
Oh, man, that would've scared the life out of me.
(CHESTER WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
(GASPING)
What just happened?
Chester, try to stay calm.
What's going on?
We're all the lives that Bunnicula scared out of you.
What? But there's one, two, three... (GASPS)
I'm on my last life because of Bunnicula?
How can we get him to stop scaring me?
-(YELLS) -(SCREAMS)
Bunnicula, this is serious.
You have to promise not to scare Chester anymore.
Or Chester could be gone forever!
(HAROLD GASPS)
Wait, he'll be back in time for dinner, right?
ALL: No, Harold.
More importantly, we'll have to go to heaven.
-(ALL GROANING) -(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Do you promise not to scare Chester anymore?
(SIGHS) Okay, okay.
Don't worry, Bunnicula, I'll help you resist your insatiable urge
-to scare Chester. -In the meantime,
it will be our job to keep you calm.
Calmer than you've ever been before.
And inhale deeply as we focus on our inner calm.
Whatever you do, don't think about Bunnicula.
-(EVIL CHUCKLE) -Hey, Bunn, look at Chester.
(LAUGHS) Man, you could totally scare him right now.
He wouldn't even see it coming. (LAUGHS)
Ah, it's just too bad that you can't scare him anymore.
Boy, that was really beating you up, huh?
-All right, I gotta go. I'll see you. -(GROWLS)
When you're truly calm, not even Bunnicula can scare you.
Oh, yeah?
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
I've never been so relaxed.
(SCREAMING)
Bugs! All over me!
-(LAUGHING) -CHESTER 2: Are you okay?
Bunnicula, this is no laughing matter.
If you can't control yourself, just stay away.
Bah! (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Stay calm, number nine, we'll take care of you.
Thanks.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(YAWNING)
Hey, Bunn, you're bored because you can't scare Chester?
When I'm bored, I like to pick a random object
in the house and bark at it.
Hey, lamp. (BARKING)
Lamp, I don't like you, lamp.
(BARKING)
CHESTER 1: Don't worry, Harold's got Bunn distracted.
He's not gonna bother you anytime soon.
(GROANS)
(BARKING) Ain't this fun, Bunnicula?
Just lay here and try to keep calm.
We'll come bring you some things to help you relax.
Oh, um...
Since you're going out, I am running a little low on milk.
Our pleasure.
Thanks, you're the best.
-No, you're the best. -You're the best.
ALL: We're the best.
Anyway, we are the best.
(EVIL LAUGH)
(SIGHING)
This is nice. (SCREAMING)
CHESTER 1: Bunnicula, stop it.
Who, me?
Bunnicula, no more scaring Chester!
Ah... (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
-(GASPING) This is it. -Keep calm, buddy.
-Keep calm. -Keep calm, buddy.
Here, we brought you your milk.
Thanks. (SLURPS)
-(SCREAMS) -What?
It's just a little cold, it startled me.
Oh, no problem, we'll warm it up for you.
Whatever will keep you calm, anything else?
I'd hate to be a bother.
Name it, we're here for you, number nine.
Well...
Thanks, guys, I wouldn't ask you if I didn't think
I really needed it.
No, no, it's important that you relax.
Hey, guys, check it out, I found our old record collection.
Some lounge jazz would help me relax.
-ALL: We're on it. -Hey, Bunn.
(GRUMBLES)
How you doing?
Nah.
Feeling pretty incomplete and miserable that you can't scare Chester anymore, huh?
-(GROANS) -Yeah.
It's too bad. He's so vulnerable for a scare right now, too.
-Yeah. -(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Hold that thought, Bunnicula, that plant in the corner needs a good barking at.
(BARKING)
Stop bothering me, plant, I see you.
-(BARKING) -CHESTER 1: Ah, here's a good one.
-Here's another good one. -Certainly for jazz...
We have great taste in music.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(GROWLING)
CHESTER 1: Chester could be gone forever!
(ECHOING) Forever.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
Whoa. Calm down, breathe. Bunnicula, how could you?
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I think we're gonna have to start all over, guys.
That last scare really made me tense.
Absolutely, that's what we're here for.
CHESTER: Could you re-fluff my pillow? It's too flat
and that makes me nervous.
Cold milk is bad for my nerves.
I could use a new book, this one's too scary.
So, can you change the record? This is hard lounge jazz.
It's a little too intense.
I could use a snack, I'm so hungry.
It's scary. This two percent milk is a little too much.
You might have to tone it down to one percent.
(GROANS) You got it.
This is getting out of hand.
Yeah, whoever thought that keeping number nine calm would be
a full time job?
At this rate, we'll never get back to Purr-gatory.
I wish there was a way to keep number nine in his body
-for good. -Ahem.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Bunnicula says he has a plan that will make us all happy.
(WHISPERING)
Hey, guys, where's my milk?
-Hi. -What do you want?
You're not allowed to scare me, remember?
Oh, yeah? (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Huh? (WHIMPERING).
(SCREAMING)
Huh? What is this stuff?
That is industrial strength top of the line ghost spider web.
Mmm.
And it comes with a lifetime guarantee,
well, one lifetime anyway.
-What? -(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Go for it.
-(GROWLING) -(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING AND SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
All right, guys, back to Purr-gatory to do our own relaxing.
Later, number nine.
-Way, way later. -(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SCREAMING)
-Dude, wait, I love this song. -(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
You're kidding, I love this song.
No one gives elevator music its due.
No one who isn't super cool.
You guys have great taste.
Aw, I love having friends like me.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)