(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Ah, thanks for taking me out here, Dad.
I've never been camping in a bayou before.
Of course, camping is a time-honored tradition
for a father to impart his wisdom
of the great outdoors.
Now, for the first lesson.
When hiking, always go barefoot.
That way you'll know where the sharp rocks are.
Ha! That makes so much sense.
Well, of course it does.
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
MINA: There's one. Ow!
-BOTH: There's another one. -(DAD LAUGHING)
(SIGHING IMPATIENTLY) When are we gonna go home?
Go home?
Oh, come on, Chester, we just got here!
Camping is the worst.
It's cold and dirty, and you have to sleep on the ground.
Yeah, and you get to eat on the ground,
and go to the bathroom on the ground.
It's the best! Let me show you something.
Ahhh, bugs!
Yeah, check this out.
Ahhh, more bugs!
Camping is the worst.
No. Camping is the best.
There's so many cool things to do.
Like, sleeping in a sleeping bag. They're comfy.
-BUNNICULA: Yeah! -(SCOFFING)
You get to play fun outdoor games.
-(GRUNTING) -(BOTH CHEERING)
-All right! -(BOTH CHEERING)
-(LAUGHING) -(CHESTER SCOFFING)
HAROLD: You can catch lightning bugs.
-BUNNICULA: Wow! -Oh, so pretty.
Lightning bugs!
And you can go fishing at the lake!
Come on! You gotta like that one!
(CHIRPING)
-(SPLASHING) -Meh.
Hmm.
Ooh, I know.
The best thing about camping?
Telling ghost stories around the campfire!
(LAUGHING)
(UNCERTAINLY) Uh, ghost stories?
This is a story about the scariest of creatures
called the--
(MUMBLING)
Oh, yeah, that's good.
The boogaloo!
Ha, really? That's the name you're gonna go with?
Boogaloo?
He has enormous feet
and, um, the head of a--
-(MUMBLING QUESTIONINGLY) -No, not that.
-(MUMBLING QUESTIONINGLY) -Uh, no.
(MUMBLING QUESTIONINGLY)
(EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE)
-(GROWLING) -Ooh, yes, that is it.
HAROLD: An anglerfish with razor-sharp teeth
and a lantern made from a smoldering marshmallow.
(FALTERINGLY) And he's got, I don't know,
swamp-grass arms? Yes, that's good.
And a, uh, long tail
with a basketball attached to it. (LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERING)
And you know it's about to strike
because of its terrible, horrible...
(GROWLING)
-(HOWLING) -(HOWLING)
And that's lesson number two, Mina.
You want to catch fish? You make a lot of noise.
(GURGLING) A lot of noise!
(LAUGHING)
I'm sorry for scaring you, Chester.
I just wanted you to see how fun telling scary stories can be.
(GROANING) Scary stories aren't fun.
And neither is camping.
Oh, Chester.
You are not going to believe this.
There is a boogaloo behind you.
You're right. I don't believe you.
(WHIMPERING)
(CRYING)
Mama, is that you?
-What? -Aw, Chester.
I didn't know you had a kid.
(WHINING) I lost my glasses out in the woods.
I'm sick of camping, I want to go home
and play video games.
And I'm hungry.
So hungry I could eat anything.
(CHOMPING)
(SCREAMING)
Who are these two, Mama?
Follow my lead so we don't get eaten.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Son!
My precious baby boy!
Why, these two are your, uh, aunts!
Uh, Haroldine and Bunniculina.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Oh, hello, there!
Oh, my, how you've grown!
Let me pinch those cheeks.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Oh, my, just look at those cheeks!
Mama, I told you I'm tired of camping!
Could we get some food? I'm so hungry!
And I could eat anything!
(CHOMPING)
(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
(IN FEMALE VOICE) No, no, my boy.
You don't want to eat anything.
Not when there's so much fun camping stuff to do.
Like, uh, sleeping in a sleeping bag.
It's so nice and cozy.
(MOANING) My feet are cold.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) You can go on long hikes,
and enjoy nature.
HAROLD: Wow, that's really beautiful.
(WHINING) Aw, it's so blurry!
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, right, your glasses. Well, uh--
(IN FEMALE VOICE) We could, uh, play cornhole instead.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey! I ma-
(IN FEMALE VOICE) I made it! Now, you try!
(GROANING)
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, that was pretty clo-
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Pretty close.
This is too hard.
(SCREAMING) I'm hungry!
(CHOMPING)
No, no, no, no.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Try it like this!
(ALL CHEERING)
Wow, Mama, you were right.
What? (COUGHING)
(IN FEMALE VOICE) And you can catch lightning bugs.
Wow! That's pretty.
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
CHESTER: (IN FEMALE VOICE) We can sing songs around the campfire,
watch shooting stars, and, of course,
you can go fishing!
You know, Mama, camping is kinda fun.
Yeah, I guess it's not so bad.
-I told you so. -Ha-ha. Yeah.
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) I got a bite!
-(ALL CHEERING) -Whoa!
Help! Mama!
Mama! Help!
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Oh! My baby!
Lesson 45. Hide your food from bears
by hoisting it into the trees.
Yeah, Dad.
No bears are gonna be eating our PBJs.
DAD: (LAUGHING) Certainly not!
(YELLING)
Bunnicula, we have to do something.
Can't you drain one of these plants
and save my boy?
Yeah, I got this.
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMING QUIZZICALLY)
-BUNNICULA: Oh! -ALL: Or we could use a boat.
Bunnicula, I'm gonna pull up alongside him.
When I do, you grab him
and lift him into the boat.
Roger.
Lesson number 78. Roll around the bushes
to figure out if it's poison ivy.
Oh! Bingo!
Can't argue with that logic.
(MOTOR REVVING)
All right, it's up to you now, Bunnicula.
I got you.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
-(GROANING) Help! -(STRAINING)
(EXCLAIMING IN CONFUSION) (EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
A waterfall. Oh, no!
Bunnicula, you gotta hurry!
Huh? (SCREAMING)
-(THUMPING) -(THUDDING)
Oh, no! Harold, take the controls.
Leave it to me, Mama.
Bunnicula, are you okay?
(GROANS)
Ah.
(FRANTICALLY) What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Come on, son. Reach out to Mama.
(PANTING)
Bunnicula, I can't reach him.
I need you to lend me a hand!
Uh, here.
Huh? Actually, that will do.
(TEARING)
(TRIUMPHANT WHOOP)
CHESTER: (IN FEMALE VOICE) Son!
Grab hold of this.
(STRAINING)
(GRUNTING)
(THUDDING)
HAROLD: (IN FEMALE VOICE) All right, Chester!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) At least the worst is behind us.
Wait, who's driving the boat?
CHESTER: What? Oh, no!
-(ALL YELLING) -No, no, no...
-(CHESTER SCREAMING) -(ALL CHEERING)
(SPLASHING)
(THUDDING)
(GROANING) Okay.
Now the worst is behind us.
(SPLASHING)
(SCREAMING)
Help! Help!
BOOGALOO MAMA: Boogaloo!
Oh, my baby.
There you are.
Who said that? Mama?
Wait a minute.
Two Mamas?
Oh, my sweet little Beebaw.
Put your glasses on.
Oh, Mama!
But then who are you?
(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) Funny story.
You see, I'm... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
(YELLING) Please don't eat me!
What? Eat you?
Yeah, boogaloos are vegetarians.
(IN FEMALE VOICE) Oh, I didn't...
(IN REGULAR VOICE) Oh, we're done with that?
I didn't know that boogaloos were vegetarians.
Vegetarians?
Well, why didn't you say that sooner?
-BOTH: You didn't ask. -(CHESTER GROANING)
'Cause I walked in the tree, and I was just seeing stars, in general.
Oh, and then when we went fishing, I had a great time
for about one second and a half,
'cause then I was in the water, gurgling.
Next time I gotta teach you how to doggy-paddle.
Oh, my. It sounds like you boys had an exciting day!
I guess we did, didn't we?
We sure did.
Aw, see, Chester?
I told you you'd like camping.
Call me crazy, but I think I'd even consider going again.
(LAUGHING)
Well, you let us know the next time you're out here, then.
Come on, son. Time to say bye-bye.
Oh, Mama, it's so hard.
(CRYING) All right.
(CRYING) I love you Aunt Haroldine!
And I love you Aunt Bunniculina.
And bye, fake Mama.
I'm gonna miss you most of all.
And now, for the final lesson, Mina.
When going home, you wanna pack as quickly as possible
by wadding everything up into a ball.
(STRAINING)
And shoving it into the trunk!
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMING IN RELIEF) And there you have it.
I have learned so much on this trip.
(CHUCKLING) Of course. Let's head home.
Right behind you, Dad.
Hey, there, guys.
(COOING VOICE) You ready to head back home?
-(BARKING) -Attaboy.
Come on. Let's get you inside the car.
You know, I'm almost sad to leave.
(SIGHING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
Huh? Wait for me.
(YELLING) I don't love camping that much!
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