(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
HAROLD: Surf's up!
Yeah!
Oh! Oh!
(GROANS) Your turn, Bunnicula!
(GIBBERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CRASHING)
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
That was radical, Bunnicula!
Come on, Chester, it's your turn!
(BOTH CHANTING) Chester! Chester! Chester!
Are you guys crazy?
Do you have any idea how unsafe that is?
But you're a cat.
You're supposed to do all kinds of cool stuff like that.
You know what's really cool?
Stair safety.
-What's that now? -Now, dig my style.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot down,
right foot up.
Vision focused on the next step.
Oh, yeah.
(GIBBERS UNIMPRESSED)
And now you know why safety is cool.
Breaking news.
The criminal known as the Cat Shaver
has escaped from prison.
The Cat Shaver?
Who's the Cat Shaver?
"Who's the Cat Shaver?" you ask.
Yes, I did ask that.
The Cat Shaver was once a top fashion designer,
but when his Fall line caused nationwide allergies,
it was revealed that he shaved cats
and used the hair to make his clothes.
Here is footage from his initial arrest.
I am an artist.
You can't stop me.
I'll escape one day.
And I'll shave every cat in the world!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
With more, we take you to zesty Don Zimmer,
on location at the County Courthouse.
Don?
We're on?
The Cat Shaver is loose, and considered very dangerous.
If you're a cat and you're watching this,
be afraid.
Little kitty, kitty.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Oh, man! This is bad.
This is really bad.
What am I gonna do?
What so bad about a little hair shaving?
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS IN AGREEMENT)
Are you kidding me?
The most important thing to a cat is its hair.
Why do you think we spend most of our time grooming?
And trust me, you don't want to see what's underneath all this hair.
(GIBBERS)
Can't look any worse than that.
That was cool.
This just in.
And it does indeed look worse than that.
We have footage of the Cat Shaver's latest victim to prove it.
We must warn our viewers,
the footage you are about to see is shocking.
BUNNICULA: What the...
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD GASP)
Is that what a shaved cat looks like?
Oh, I can't unsee that!
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD LAUGHING)
-(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) -(WHIMPERS) The Cat Shaver!
(ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING)
I found my electric toothbrush.
But now I can't find my belt.
Oh, yeah! I left it in the refrigerator. (CHUCKLES)
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Hey, listen. Do you hear that?
Boy, Chester. This Cat Shaver thing sure has you spooked.
(WHIMPERING) I'm just so scared.
Poor guy.
We gotta do something, Bunnicula.
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS)
Bunnicula has a great idea to stop you from being so scared, Chester.
I don't know.
It's awfully dark down here.
(WHIMPERS)
(GIBBERING)
Oh. Bunnicula says, "Get ready to become fearless."
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
An ugly hat?
Oh, not just any ugly hat.
(GIBBERS)
A hat that gives whoever wears it
unflinching bravery in the face of great danger.
This magical hat was worn by George Washington
in the American Revolution,
and passed down through the years
to every great person,
giving them the courage to achieve.
You guys really think if I put on that silly looking hat
it's gonna make me less afraid?
Yeah, try it on. I'll show you how it works.
Oh, it works, does it?
I don't know. What do you think...
Samantha?
(IMITATING GIRL'S VOICE) Hi, little friend.
(GIGGLING)
Hi. Will you play with me?
Won't you be my friend?
There's no problem.
See?
-Huh? -(CHUCKLES)
It looks like it works.
This could be a life changer.
Goodbye, scaredy-cat Chester.
Hey, Chester, what can I do you for?
Uh, I'll have a glass of milk, thank you.
(GIBBERING)
Yeah, hey.
One milk coming up.
Hmm. I don't know, Chester.
This milk expired yesterday.
You know what? I'll take it.
BOTH: Whoa!
That's really brave, Chester.
Oh, you think? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Well, hit me.
Ah!
What! That hat's really having an effect on you, Chester.
Hey, watch out for that spider!
Chester, you didn't even flinch.
I know. I'm suddenly not afraid.
(GIBBERING)
You know, this hat has given me a whole new outlook on life.
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)
-Did you see that? -Well, that's not very nice.
Mind your P's and Q's, boys.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
Uh-oh.
Hmm. Magic hat, we got this.
I'm gonna do it again.
TV REPORTER: We have a news alert.
The Cat Shaver has been spotted near the French Quarter.
The Cat Shaver?
We must warn our viewers, this man is extremely dangerous.
If you're a cat.
I'm gonna bring this Cat Shaver to justice.
Where are you, Cat Shaver?
(GRUNTS)
Ha-ha! Ooh!
I know you're close, Cat Shaver.
(HAROLD PANTING)
CHESTER: Where are you?
A-ha!
-(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING) -I've got you!
Your reign of evil is coming to an end.
(PANTING) Chester!
I have something to tell you!
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
It'll have to wait, Harold.
I have a Cat Shaver to catch.
Oh, man, Bunnicula, this...
Hey, where'd you go?
I still have to get to Chester.
(GRUNTING)
-(CATS MEWLING) -(CAT SHAVER CHUCKLES EVILLY)
I can't wait to start my overpriced line of high fashion evening wear.
(LAUGHS)
Not so fast, Cat Shaver.
Your reign of terror has come to an end.
Oh, God! Oh!
I'll cover you kids.
Make a break for it.
Hey, come back here.
(KITTENS MEWLING)
Chester, I have something to tell you!
-Chester! -Huh?
I'm a little busy right now, Harold.
I'm sure it can wait.
No, it can't!
It's about the hat.
(GRUNTS) What about it?
HAROLD: The hat has no powers.
We made it up.
(WHIMPERS) It has no powers?
It has no power?
-(WHIMPERS) Oh, no! -HAROLD: We made everything up.
-Oh! -Now, get over here, furball.
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
(GIBBERING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING)
Ah! Get back here!
(WHIMPERING)
I want to help you, Chester, but I can't jump that far!
(LAUGHS)
No!
Chester!
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
I think I'll be making a new pair of mittens.
Hang on, Chester, I'm coming!
(GRUNTS) I can do...
(BOTH GROANING)
-Harold! -Ow! Pain!
Hey, I've never shaved a dog before.
Oh, no! Harold!
I know what I have to do.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot out, right foot down.
Vision focused on the next step.
-(GRUNTS) -(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
Ah! I'll never make it in time.
I know what I have to do!
(YELLING)
(GROANS) Chester?
(YELLING)
Whoa!
(LAUGHS) Nothing can save you now.
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMING)
(CAT SHAVER CACKLING)
Huh?
(GIBBERING)
Ah!
Huh?
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMING)
-POLICEMEN: Huh? -(BUNNICULA GIBBERING)
ALL: Yay!
(SOBS) I blame society.
(WAILING)
(GIBBERING)
Hey, look what Bunnicula has.
Yeah, I don't need the hat anymore.
So, Harold, if the hat didn't have any power,
why weren't you afraid of Samantha the doll?
Oh, I was terrified.
I'll have horrible nightmares for at least a week, so...
You're welcome.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)