(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Wow! I've never been to a monster convention before.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait to meet my favorite character.
(ECHOING) Dr. Mega Brains!
He's the thinking man's monster.
I've got my autograph book, my poster, and of course, my beautiful costume.
Although, my outfit doesn't hold a candle to some of these other costumes.
(BURPS)
So life-like.
Yeah. I'm just here for all the monster-theme snacks.
Whoa, whoa! Slimy nachos?
I always wanted to try that.
And look, there's even a monster veggie cart.
Ever try a Lovecraft carrot, Bunnicula?
-Uh-uh. -Hey.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS) That's not a guy. That's a monster!
Yeah, Chester. It's Creepy Creature Con.
You know, a convention for creepy creatures.
AKA monsters.
Real monsters?
Of course they're real monsters.
Haven't you been paying attention? There're signs everywhere.
-(GASPING) -(GROWLING)
(SLURPING)
(STUTTERING) Monsters?
-Hello, zere! -(YELPS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMS)
Monster! Run!
Sorry, he's a little monster shy.
-(PANTING) -(SNARLING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMING, PANTING)
(YELLS)
Huh?
Hey, Chester.
Harold, you got to help me find an exit. We gotta get out of here.
Oh, okay. This way.
We're in line for slimy nachos!
Yeah, I thought we could grab a snack on the way out.
If we don't get out of here soon, we'll be the snacks.
Now, where's the exit?
-There. Now come on. -Aw...
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISPERING) Uh, Chester, I don't think this is the exit.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Okay. Wrong exit.
Oh, there's another one.
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, boy. Snacks!
-(ROARS) -(BOTH SCREAMING)
That definitely wasn't the exit.
Oh, how about that one?
(GROANING)
(HAPPILY) Oh, hey! Visitors!
Hi, my name's Lava Face, and this is my humble abode.
I know what you're thinking. It's kind of a mess around here,
but it's just been so long
-since I've had company. I wasn't-- -(DOOR SLAMS)
What? Where's the exit we came in through?
Oh, I don't know, Chester. It's gotta be one of these though.
(GASPING) We're never gonna get out of here.
Where's Bunnicula when you need him?
Oh, there he is.
Huh? Bunnicula?
Huh? I'm not Bunnicula.
Ew. (SIGHS) Why are you dressed like that?
Well, he's my hero.
A lot of us Bunnicula fans are dressing up like him this year.
Oh, hey, look. It's Bunnicula.
He's over there, too.
And there. Oh, and right there.
-Hey. -(GASPS)
CHESTER: Whoa...
MONSTER: (ON PA) All right, you scare fans!
Creepy creature con is proud to present to you Bunnicula!
Appearing in Hall H in five minutes. Be there!
Hall H? What is Hall H?
Here we are, Hall H.
Thousands of monsters, all gathered to see Bunnicula.
Wait... Thousands?
(LIVELY CHATTER ECHOING)
This is where Bunnicula's fans go to hear him talk about all of his greatest scares.
(GASPS) Harold...
-MONSTER: You're blocking the door. -(YELPS)
(GASPING) Harold, let's get out here!
Relax, Chester.
Let's just hear what Bunnicula has to say.
Harold, this is a bad idea.
We're surrounded by monsters who want to eat us.
-MONSTER: Excuse me. -(SCREAMING)
Greetings, fellow Bunnicula fans.
-Mind if I have a seat? -(STAMMERING)
(IN DEEP VOICE) Uh, no. Not at all.
We're just a couple of fellow monster Bunnicula fans. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
Let's give a warm welcome to Bunnicula. (LAUGHS)
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
(GROANS)
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
(MONSTERS EXCLAIMING)
All right, all right. Settle down, everyone.
First, let's see a short clip of some of Bunnicula's most recent scares.
-(GROWLS) -(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(CACKLES)
Ah, this is nice.
(SCREAMS, YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
Whoa! Whoa!
Bunnicula, stop that!
-(BABBLES) -(SCREAMS, GROANS)
(SLURPING)
Bunnicula, is that you, buddy?
(SNIFFING) Do you smell a cat?
Uh, no. (SNIFFS) I don't smell anything.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-(ROARS) -(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
-I can't take this! -(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, very good, Master.
(DEMONIC GROWLING IN THE DISTANCE)
(BABBLING IN FEAR)
-(HISSING, YOWLING) -(YOWLS)
(LAUGHS)
Okay, now for the Q&A portion of our panel.
Ooh, ooh. I'm gonna ask him a question.
-Excuse me. -Oh, I wanna ask him a question, too.
I bet you have a question. Don't you, Chester? Come on.
Harold, no! We gotta go!
Um...
Uh, where do you get your ideas from?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLING) -MONSTER: Anybody else smell cat?
(IN DEEP VOICE) Uh, must be the cat I had for breakfast.
(SNEEZING)
-Oh, what's wrong, dear? -My allergies are acting up.
But it's weird, 'cause I'm only allergic to cats!
(EXCLAIMS)
Uh, yes. Uh, Bunnicula, long time fan here. Yes.
Uh, when will we finally get a Bunnicula shared cinematic universe?
(BABBLES)
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
Yes, um, I have a question.
When you started, it seemed like you were really edgy.
But recently, you've gotten sillier.
Is that because you're living with some human girl and her pets now?
(MONSTERS MURMURING)
(BABBLING ANGRILY)
Well, I certainly hope you mean that.
Now, I know I'm not the only one
who'd like to see a return of the old Bunnicula.
Oh, hey, Bunnicula. I got a question.
-Do you know where my chew toy is? -(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Okay, okay. Thanks. Hey, what's your favorite color?
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Great! Me too! What's your lucky number?
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Where does the sun go at night? -(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Oh. Who would win in a fight between a flying shark and flying crocodile?
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Uh, do you like monkeys? -BUNNICULA: Uh-huh.
Oh, wow. Me too. Hey, so, uh--
HOST: Let's limit this to one question per guest, please.
Oh, okay. Love you, Bunnicula. See you at home later.
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
(GRUNTS) Uh, no. No, no, I'm good.
HOST: It's all right. No need to be nervous.
Huh? Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, well... Wait... (STAMMERING)
I do have a question. I mean, what's with always scaring the cat?
And it's always the cat. The cat, the cat, the cat. What is it?
Like, do you have an issue with the whole feline species?
(CROWD BOOING)
I mean, what about scaring the dog once in a while?
Yeah, yeah. Boo all you want!
-(SNIFFING, GASPS) -Uh... (GASPS)
It's a cat!
-Uh-oh. -Oh, are we taking these off now?
Whoo, it was getting hot in there. Hey, how you doing?
Harold! (YELLS)
Uh-oh.
Um, everybody, that was Bunnicula. (LAUGHS)
(PANTING) We gotta get out. Or get eaten!
Let's get eaten.
(MONSTERS GROWLING AND CHATTERING)
-(HAWK SCREECHES) -(CHESTER AND HAROLD EXCLAIM)
-Oh, my slimy nachos! -(GRUNTING, SIGHS)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula.
-(CHOMPS) -(SCREECHES)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROAN)
(PANTING) Huh?
(MONSTERS CLAMORING, BOOING)
(LAUGHING) You can't reach us up here.
-(BUZZING) -(GASPS)
(WHOOSHING)
(POPS, HISSING)
We've got 'em now, guys.
Bunnicula!
(MONSTERS CHATTERING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula!
-(SYRENS SCREAMING) -(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SLURPING)
(HISSING)
(CROWD CLAMORING)
I just wanted a celebrity autograph.
-(CHUCKLING) Time to eat. -(RUMBLING)
-Huh? -(BUNNICULA GROWLING)
BOTH: Huh?
(ROARING, SCREECHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah. Now that's the old Bunnicula.
Yeah! (LAUGHING)
Aw, I never did get to try those slimy nachos.
Yeah, well, I never got my celebrity autograph.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
Oh, boy! Slimy nachos!
Ahh, real monster!
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS AND BABBLES) -(CHESTER SCREAMING MUFFLEDLY)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)