(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
New Orleans by night.
There is nothing like it.
And it's one of the most haunted cities in the world.
And we're lucky enough to live right above
Madam Polidori's spookerrific Curiosities Shop.
(SIGHS) We can't stay long, though, 'cause it's almost bedtime.
Early to bed, early to rise, it's what I always say.
Who's with me? Don't all chime in at once.
(BELL RINGS)
Oh, boy.
Madam Polidori's Curiosities Shop and fortunes.
Ooh! So creepy. The only thing creepier is--
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(YELLS)
You!
Creepius maximundai.
And where do you think you're off to?
I forbid you from entering that shop. Forbid you!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh? Bunnicula, when did you get here?
-Who's my little bunny-wunny? -(LAUGHING)
Who? You are. You are.
There are no bunny-wunnies allowed in my shop.
-Ah! -I can barely tolerate children.
Oh, Madam P, no worries.
We promise not to touch anything.
I see...
a great loss in your future.
Did I mention I take cash up front?
(GASPS) Oh, my gosh. Is that a real iron maiden?
That is so rad.
If by rad you mean terrifying.
Aah! Ooh!
-Whatcha got, Buns? -Pretty.
Pretty awesome!
Not awesome. Argh!
Whoo-whee!
Gross! Ew! Ow!
-(LAUGHS) -Give me that!
Didn't Mina promise we weren't gonna touch anything?
(LAUGHING)
Let's touch more stuff.
Ugh.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING) -Bunnicula!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) -That's fragile.
CHESTER: Give me that mask.
-Oh! -(LAUGHING)
Wait for me.
CHESTER: Ow.
This part of the shop is totally dark and scary.
It's like if we had a brain in our heads,
we wouldn't even be in here. Ooh!
Wow! Pretty, pretty.
(SNIFFING)
Ha-ha!
Hmm.
Oh!
Check out this massage chair.
-(VIBRATING) -Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh!
(LAUGHING)
Consider me soothed.
(VIBRATING CONTINUES)
You really gotta try the--
Play!
A candy bar?
Well, dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate, you know.
-(BLOWS) -Oh!
Musical candy bar. No, that's fine.
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
Ooh!
(LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
Stop the music!
I'm putting this harmonica back where it belongs.
It's a musical candy bar.
Come on, gang, it's time to go.
Thank you, Madam Polidori.
(GASPS)
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
Ah.
BUNNICULA: Sugar beets.
HAROLD: Hey, Bunnicula. Where are you?
Now, what are you doing out here?
(GROWLS)
MINA'S DAD: Mina. Time for bed.
Okay, Dad. (SPITS)
Ah-la-la-la-la!
Good night, guys.
Oh! Make sure you turn off the TV before you go to sleep.
TV CHEF: And now we flip the steak
so it may sizzle in its own delectable juices.
Don't you ever watch anything else?
I'll be in the study, reading a book.
Oh, I know.
It's making me hungry, too.
(SNIFFING)
Hey, Bunnic.
You know, it's funny how the pantry is the smallest room in the house,
but it has all the snacks.
It's like when I feel small sometimes, I remember...
I love snacks so much! Oh!
Am I alone in this or what?
-Play, play. -That thing tastes kind of fishy--
-Play, play, play! -All right.
I don't even know how I can play it so goodly.
-(PLAYING HARMONICA) -(LAUGHING)
(CHESTER READING) "Rational Explanations for Everything."
I can't wait to read the chapter on Bunnicula.
(GURGLING)
That's it. Harold!
Are you drinking out of the toilet again?
-(SHRIEKS) -(SCREAMS)
(HARMONICA CONTINUES)
We're under attack!
It's an all-out night-of-the-screaming- zombie-fish invasion!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
No yay, yay, yay!
This is bad, bad, bad!
(LAUGHING)
Uh-oh. They're invisible.
Hurry! We need to board up the doors and windows!
Play?
What is that harmonica doing here?
Sorry, little buddy.
(GULPS) Oh!
Why are you laying around?
-I, uh... -(HARMONICA PLAYING)
swallowed the musical candy bar.
What? But the zombie fish will be here any second.
It's stuck in my food hole. It won't stop playing.
Well, maybe I can squeeze it out.
-(HARMONICA SQUAWKING) -(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
Ha-ha! Friends!
No, Bunnicula, not friends.
Zombies are scary. Zombies will scare Mina.
Mina.
(GROWLING)
CHESTER: We're doomed!
(YELLS)
Hmm.
Every time you breathe,
the harmonica plays and they start moving.
That's it! You have to stop breathing.
(GROWLING)
Whew.
Good news. It worked.
Bad news. You can never breathe again.
-And as for you... -(GROANS)
I knew you would get us into trouble.
(GROANING)
Now, you better use your creepy little vampire weirdness to fix this.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oopsie.
We have to get that harmonica out of you.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
All gone.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
-(YELLS) -(HARMONICA PLAYING)
(GROWLING)
Ooh!
Sugar beets.
Wait, where are you going?
Sugar beets!
We are in big trouble.
(RATTLING)
(CROAKS)
No, sir,
Varney's Vegan crawfish étouffée is made from tofu shaped like crawfish.
Ah, sugar beet.
What part of "vegan" don't you understand?
I really need to call an exterminator.
(ROARS)
(SIGHS)
-Right, that's far enough. -(HARMONICA PLAYING)
Stay back!
Yow! There's a fish licking my eyeball!
Ah!
-(HARMONICA SQUAWKS) -(MUSIC SPEEDS UP)
The sugar beets made Bunnicula hyper-fast!
You're making this worse.
(CROAKING)
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, stop! My eardrums'll burst!
(SNORING)
(LAUGHING)
(MUSIC FADES)
(CROAKING)
(HARMONICA SQUAWKS)
He did it!
Zombie fish threat eliminated and no one is the wiser.
(SIGHS)
Now let's put this where it'll never be a problem again.
(LAUGHING) Oh, man, that was crazy.
Hey, I wonder if that candy bar will play music if I stick it in my--
-MINA: Aah! -Huh?
How did I get on the roof?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)