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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNARLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Welcome home, you silly dog.

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-Harold. Good to have you back, man.
-(DOOR CLOSES)

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I see the surgery was a success.

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Yeah. The vet said
I shouldn't eat any more soccer balls.

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You might wanna be careful. I just saw
a tasty one rolling around upstairs.

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Oh, really?

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No. Not really.

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-Can I eat it?
-Uh, no.

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(YAWNS)
Well, I'm gonna head up to bed, dude.

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The vet said I should rest up.

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All right. Relax, man. Glad you're home.

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-Hey, Chester?
-Yeah, buddy?

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-Will you read me a bedtime story?
-Anything for you, buddy.

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-Hey, Chester.
-Yeah?

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I'm stuck.

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(STRAINING)

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Whew.

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You wanna see my scar?

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Oh. Nope, nope. I'm... I'm good.

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It's pretty awesome.

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Let's just see what Mina's reading.

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Uh, <i>Algebra 2.</i>

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Well, that's gonna go
right over your head.

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<i>"Where the Red Fern Grows."</i>
Not gonna put you through that

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-in your condition.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

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-Oh. Hey, Bunnicula.
-Hey.

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Got your own book, huh?

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(READING)
<i>"Sweety Poo-Poo's Nitey-Nite Magic"?</i>

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Strangely enough, that seems
just about perfect. Nice work, Buns.

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Wanna see my scar, Bunnicula?

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CHESTER: <i>Nope. Nobody needs to see that.</i>

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Ah. Just rest your peepers.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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"Harold has a spiderlamb."

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Hey, pretty cool.
There's a character in here

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-with the same name as you.
-Oh, yeah. That's wicked awesome.

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"Harold had a spiderlamb." Spiderlamb?

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"Its fleece was made of webs.

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And everywhere that Harold went,
his nights were filled with dread."

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-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(GASPS)

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What the...?

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Get to the part with Gandalf.

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All right, what is a spiderlamb,
and where did it go?

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Keep reading?

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Maybe I should switch to a book
that's, you know, not glowing.

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What kind of book is this anyways?

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-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Give it back. Ah. What have you done?

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Oh, sweet. It's a pop-up book. (SNORING)

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-(BLEATING)
-That is not normal.

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(CHESTER SCREAMING)

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Call an exterminator!

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I can't believe this is happening!
I'm gonna get out of here right now.

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(YOWLS)

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-Oh, my gosh. Okay. I got it.
-(CLATTERING)

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Nobody move. Everybody. I'm moving!

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Get out of here.

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Help!

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(BOTH PANTING)

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"Oh. Hello. My name is Bunnicula.

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Here, take my evil storybook
and read it to your sick friend."

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"Oh, thanks, Bunnicula,
I'll do that right now

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because nothing you ever say goes wrong
and tries to eat everyone!"

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What, do they not have sarcasm
in vampire rabbit land?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Duh.

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Yes, I get it.
You want me to keep reading the book

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that the eight-legged monster sheep
came out of.

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The exact same monster sheep
that is currently trying to eat--

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Wait. Hold on.

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(HAROLD SNORING)

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Yes, the same monster
that's currently trying to eat Harold.

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The vet said Harold needs rest.

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Getting eaten is not restful!

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What we need is a brilliant rescue plan.
And we need it now.

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A-ha!

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I said brilliant, which means, not you!

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(BLEATING)

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Hold it off!
Harold, are you okay? Are you resting?

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(SNORING)
Mommy, can you turn down the TV?

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He's okay. I'll carry him to safety,
you take care of the spiderlamb.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(GROWLING)

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Hey. Uh-uh. No vampire powers.

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Magic is what got us into this mess.

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Just keep spanking it with that spatula.

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(BLEATS)

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What are you doing?
You're making it mad.

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It's slinging webs!

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No, wait.
It's slinging little, woolly sweaters.

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Well, that actually looks really cozy.

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Maybe it's not an evil spiderlamb
after all.

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Okay, do me.

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Oh. It feels like cashmere,
only softer and more suave.

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Suave, but significantly sticky.

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(BLEATS)

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Ah. Super-sticky stocking caps!

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(SHRIEKS)

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(GROANING)

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(CHESTER WHIMPERING)

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So, plan B.

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<i>I can't believe Michelle turned out</i>
<i>to be a werewolf.</i>

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(SPIDERLAMB BLEATING)

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<i>She was our ride home.</i>

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<i>We have got to find another way out.</i>
<i>Let's split up.</i>

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Marsha, watch. He's gonna get eaten.

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Why are there so many sheep noises
in this movie?

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I know. It's unnerving, right?

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I think it's a metaphor.

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Like the people are sheep,

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and the wolves are wolves or something?

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"Get him" is a perfectly-valid plan,
just so you know.

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But this one's gonna be even better.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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I understand that you want me
to read the evil book

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because you're evil. But instead,
I'm gonna feed you this squash.

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Mmm.

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Nah, nah, nah.

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This is not a trick.

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Think back
to the last time you ate a squash.

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(SLURPING)

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-Ah-eh.
-Yup,

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you kicked me through a wall.

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So, I'm not giving you this
because it's a good idea

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or because I like you.

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This is a tool to save Harold.

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You're gonna drink this squash,

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then you're gonna take
that giant, disgusting foot

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and you're gonna use it
to squash that spiderlamb.

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I like to call this little plan

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"squash for squash sake." Huh?

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Ah!

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(SNORING)

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Oh, my gosh.

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That is a cool scar!

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I mean,
it's shaped like a lightning bolt.

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It doesn't get any better than that.

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Wow. Maybe I ought to eat a soccer ball.

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Ow! Bunnicula, focus. Squash.

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CHESTER: Oh! Oh! Oh!

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(SPIDERLAMB MOCKING)

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(BUNNICULA STRAINING)

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Well, I suppose
we should've seen that coming.

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-(HOWLING)
-(FOOT THUDDING)

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-The surround sound is amazing, right?
-(SHEEP BLEATING)

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It's kind of freaking me out.

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I know, right?

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All right. Harold needs rest,
and that's what we promised him.

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So, we just march back in there,

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and we take control--

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<i>Oh. Oh, my gosh.</i>

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<i>Is it doing what I think it's doing?</i>

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(ALL BLEATING)

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Okay, the spiderlamb is laying eggs...

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(GAGS) All over Harold.

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It's gonna be okay.

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Maybe this isn't the time
for a rescue plan.

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Yeah, nope. It's time for panic.

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We need fire! Lots of fire!

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Or acid.

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Okay, we have to change our names
and move to Zanzibar.

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Argh!

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You're right. You're right!

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We have to save Harold.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(BLEATS)

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Ah! Ha-ha!

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So, you think
if I keep reading the book,

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it'll make the monster vanish.

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Well, that's the worst plan
I've ever heard.

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Okay, I'll grab the book.
You distract the thing!

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(HAROLD SNORING)

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-Ugh.
-(BLEATS)

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(WHISTLES)

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(CONFUSED BLEAT)

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I said distract it,
not get its phone number, but whatever.

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A-ha! The book!

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And it's totally stuck
to these disgusting monster eggs.

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That's hilarious.

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Ew. Ew. Ew.

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Okay. (MUTTERS)

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"Harold had a spiderlamb..."

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Blah, blah, blah. "Dread."

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(BLEATING) Boo!

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Huh?

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"The spiderlamb--" So cruel.

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"And so, the kitty read the book,

190
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and between his sobbing cries,

191
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he watched in utter terror
as the monster grew in size."

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Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!

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(BLEATING)

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(WHISTLES)

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"And then he turned the final page
and the spiderlamb was mad.

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The creature was banished
back to the foul, dark realm

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of King Bagaboo the wicked,
never to return to this world again!"

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(SCREAMS)

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(BLEATING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Well, that wasn't very scary.

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But on the plus side, it was super loud.

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I'm saying two stars.

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What did you think, Marsha?

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Is it over?

206
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,160
Well, Bunnicula, I have to admit,

207
00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:05,955
magic did a great job
of cleaning up this mess.

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00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:09,041
But I still hate magic.
Here, put it someplace safe.

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(SNORING)

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Hey, hairball, how you feeling?

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That was the best nap
of my whole life, I think.

212
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,180
Well, yeah, I'm not surprised.

213
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B and I have been keeping things mellow
for you.

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I mean, kind of surprised.

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Oh, you guys are the best.

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Mmm. I think I'm gonna go back
to sleepy town for a minute,

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if you don't mind?

218
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Can we get you anything to help?
More, uh, milk or...?

219
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No, no.
I'll just count those funny little sheep

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like I did before.

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Yeah, right. All right, Harold.

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You just count those funny little--
(GASPS)

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(ALL BLEATING)

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...101, 102,

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103...

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)