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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GIGGLING)
Oh, man, these ducks are crazy!
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-Hey, duck brother.
-Hey, man.
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Check out this bread.
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(QUACKS) I love to eat the bread.
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(WAILING)
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God. I feel so sad all of a sudden.
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(SOBBING)
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What the...
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(PURRING)
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(SOBBING LOUDLY)
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Okay, okay, okay.
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This bread is awesome!
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Must be teenage hormones.
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(HUMMING)
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(WAILING)
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I spilled some milk. (LAUGHING)
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(SOBBING)
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I'm always making mistakes.
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(WAILING)
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(SOBBING)
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(WAILING)
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-(BIRD TWEETING)
-(MAN SOBBING)
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Who am I kidding?
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Nothing can stop the onset
of gingivitis.
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BIRD: I don't even have teeth.
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(ALL SOBBING)
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Right there. Right to the left.
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(SIGHING)
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Oh, that felt good.
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(SIGHS) That made me thirsty.
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Ugh. No, Harold.
You have a water bowl downstairs.
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There's no need for you
to stick your face in the toilet.
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(WAILING)
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Do you know what toilets are for?
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Do you want everyone to think
you're a savage beast?
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(SOBBING)
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You think I'm a savage beast!
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Whoa!
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That must have struck a nerve.
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I've never seen Harold cry before.
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-Why do I have to be so critical?
-(RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(WAILING)
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Ah!
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Alligator in the bathroom!
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Alligator, alligator. Bathroom.
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Harold. There's an alligator,
in the bathroom!
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-(GASPS)
-What are you doing?
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I'm using my tears to make mud.
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And I'm sculpting the mud into clothes
to make me look more civimalized.
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But even in this gentleman's attire,
I still look like a savage beast.
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-(SOBBING)
-Hey, what's that?
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I don't know what it is,
but it's beautiful.
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I'll use it as my gentleman's broach.
(SNIFFLES)
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Um, Harold.
It's actually a fishing lure.
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Even with all this fancy attire,
I'm still just an uncivilized dog.
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I'm just a pig.
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Get ahold of yourself, Chester. (SOBS)
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The sun is setting.
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Bunnicula.
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He'll help me with this alligator.
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(SOBBING)
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CHESTER: Psst. Hey, Bunnicula. Wake up.
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMS)
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Oh. (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Hi.
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You've gotta help me.
There's a ghost alligator in the house.
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Hoo-ha!
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I'm glad that excites you.
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Ooh!
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Oh, golly.
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(SOBBING)
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-(SOBBING)
-Oh.
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This is bad.
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-Bunnicula.
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(DISTANT WAILING)
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Hmm. (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Bunnicula, we gotta hurry.
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We're gonna drown in our tears.
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This is clearly caused
by something supernatural.
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Ah! A-ha!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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-(RUMBLING)
-(WAILING)
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Well, hello there, little bunny.
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Will you be able to help
a big old alligator like myself?
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You see,
this is my favorite dangly earring.
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The other one that goes
on this side of my head
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got sucked down the drain. (SOBBING)
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And without the pair,
I'm just a big old, ugly alligator.
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I've been traveling
all through this apartment's plumbing
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looking frantically
for my other shiny earring.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SOBBING) Thank you, honey-child.
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Oh, my gosh. That's the same
fishing lure Harold was wearing.
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It's like they're two halves
of the same whole,
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never to be reunited. (SOBS)
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Unless, I mean,
we take it away from Harold,
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but, well, he hates me enough already.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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You think you can help me?
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-Ew!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I don't know if I'm crying
out of sadness or terror anymore.
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(SOBBING)
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Oh, I've cried myself thirsty.
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And I'm gonna drink
right from this toilet
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because I'm a savage beast.
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(SOBBING)
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(GASPS) Oh.
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I'm hideous!
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I'm a monster!
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Who could ever love a three-eyed dog?
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I'm running away from home.
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(SOBBING)
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Goodbye, house.
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(SINGING GIBBERISH)
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Hey!
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I never wanted to drown in my own tears,
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but I really didn't wanna drown
in anyone else's.
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(GASPS)
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-(SOBBING)
-Harold?
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Wherefore art thou, Harold?
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(SOBBING)
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I knew it. He hates my guts.
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(GASPS) He ran away.
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Harold!
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Harold, I'm sorry.
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(SOBBING)
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I'm a monster.
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This is my new home.
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TED'S WIFE:
Ted, what's going on out there?
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Uh, um, there's a really big dog
and he seems to be crying.
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TED'S WIFE:
Well, tell him to keep it down!
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Uh, hey, my wife, she would like it
if you could keep it,
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like, down, you know, quieter cry.
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-Sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
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(WHISPERS) I'll cry quieter.
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(CRYING SOFTLY)
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TED'S WIFE: Tell him, quieter!
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Harold, where are you?
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Harold!
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(SCREAMING)
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-Hey, little rabbit.
-Where do you think you're going?
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-(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
-Your friend stole our garbage can.
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You know what we do to animals
that steal our garbage cans?
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-Nah.
-(SCREAMING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(PANTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(HAROLD SOBBING)
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Harold? Harold! It's me, Chester.
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-Huh?
-Hi.
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Bunnic-- Oh!
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(LAUGHING) Hey, hey, hey, honey.
I scared the dog away.
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TED'S WIFE: Good!
Now get in here and rub my feet!
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-Harold, help! Harold, help!
-Hold on.
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I can't swim.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I know what to do.
I saw this on TV once.
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-(BLOWING)
-(AIR WHEEZING OUT)
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Chester! Speak to me, Chester!
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Harold, you saved me.
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I almost drowned.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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You should really be careful
the next time you go swimming, okay?
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I wasn't swimming, Harold.
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-I was looking for you.
-You were?
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Why?
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I'm just a big, dumb savage beast
with a hideous third eye.
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-What?
-No, no. (SNIFFLING)
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I belong under that bridge.
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No, no, you're not a monster.
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You're my best friend.
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But I treat you like a monster
because I'm an insensitive dirtbag.
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Oh, man. I love dirt.
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But it doesn't mean
that I don't love you.
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Even though you're a messy eater,
and you smell, and you bark at nothing.
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And I got too many eyes.
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Whatever, Harold, whatever.
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You're like the brother I never had,
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except for the six or seven
other brothers that I actually have.
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Without you, I'm incomplete.
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Like a half sandwich?
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Mmm-hmm.
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-Okay, I'll go home. (SOBBING)
-Okay.
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I love you guys so much.
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Okay, buddy. Let's go home.
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(SOBBING)
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I'll never find my beautiful earring.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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What? (GASPS) My earring!
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(WATER GURGLING)
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Oh, my gosh. I've stopped crying.
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Hurray! It's over!
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(SOBBING)
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Huh? Why was I so sad?
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(SOBBING)
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Wow. Newspaper comics
have gotten really depressing.
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Oh! In all my years!
I am beautiful again.
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However can I thank you boys?
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You never needed the earrings.
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-You were always beautiful.
-Oh!
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You think I'm beautiful?
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Yup, and I'm so glad
you came out of our beautiful toilet.
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But wait, I don't know
how to get back to the bayou.
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(SOBBING)
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Oh! What ever can I do?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Whoo!
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Well, this is the way to the bayou.
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Bye-bye.
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Way to flush away sadness, Bunnicula.
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Now everything
can finally get back to normal.
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Yeah. Let's have a mega-big, super hug.
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Ew. No. I said back to normal.
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Now go clean yourself up,
you big, muddy goon.
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Okay. You got it.
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(GURGLING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)