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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Boy, it sure is dark down here,
huh, little guy?
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-Boo!
-(LAUGHING)
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Spooky!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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So much history.
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It's a shame Dad asked us
to box it all up.
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-(COOING)
-Better get to it.
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Whoa! Is this a bracelet made of teeth?
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That's a keeper.
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Man, some of this stuff is too awesome
to be trapped in a box.
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And what's this? A plastic book?
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(BLOWING) Oh!
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An old-fashioned video cassette.
Fun 4 Catz.
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Oh, Chester's gonna love it!
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Let's see, an eight-letter word
for manners.
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"Civility." Of course.
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Chester, you are a gentleman
and a scholar.
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Chester, where's the little fuzzball?
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(CHUCKLES) There you are Chester-bester.
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I got something for you.
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Something I think you'll find
Fun 4 Catz.
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(GIGGLING) Enjoy.
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CAT: (ON TV) Meowzers, dudes!
Welcome to Fun 4 Catz.
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Don't be a stray, let's part-ay.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCOFFING) Yeah, maybe fun for kittens
and dumb-dumbs.
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Hiya, Chesty, what you watching?
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Whoa, this is the coolest thing
I have ever seen.
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Meowzers, dudes!
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Meowzers.
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Oh-oh! That's amazing.
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Meowzers, Chester.
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-Yep, it's real feline funky, Harold.
-(CHUCKLING)
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Yeah. (SNIFFING) I smell jerky.
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-Yeah, I don't think so.
-(EXCLAIMING)
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(COOING)
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(HUFFING)
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Like, here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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(MEOWING)
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(SNIFFING) Oh, there's that
sweet jerky scent.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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How's about giving me a taste?
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Please, little buddy, let me
just swish it in my mouth a little.
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-Nah.
-(CHESTER GRUNTING)
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Huh?
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(HISSING)
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How about one quick chew, please?
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Boy, he's still at it.
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It's kind of refreshing, actually,
to see Chesty letting his pants down.
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-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Oh. It's "hair down"?
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Hey, you learn something new every day.
Now, about that magic monkey paw?
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Ho-ho. Don't you worry. I'll find it.
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Gnarly, you'll totally do
whatever I say.
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(SLURPING)
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Sorry, Chester. I know you don't like me
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drinking out
of the big white shiny bowl.
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I kept telling him
it's better than the bottled water.
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Hmm? Oh, sweet! Delicious monkey paw.
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Bunnicula must have left it
for me to find.
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Because he's such an awesome
little dude.
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-Wha-- My perfect meal.
-(YOWLING)
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(SNARLING)
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Meowzers.
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(MEWING)
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Hey, does it seem to you like Chester
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maybe, kind of acting
not so Chestery lately?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SLURPING)
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Nah. (HUMMING)
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Hey, Chester.
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You've been watching that tape
for hours.
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Let's give your little
kitty eyes a breaky-break.
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(SNARLING)
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Okay, playtime forever, I guess.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-(BUNNICULA GREETING)
-(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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-(HISSING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
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(MEWING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(ROARING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SNARLING)
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(BELCHING)
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(LAUGHTER ON TV)
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(HEAVING)
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(SUCKING)
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God, gag me with a spoon.
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Even a neo-maxi-zoom-dweeb cat
could've caught that rabbit.
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You're a bad kitty, like,
go punish yourself.
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(GRUNTING)
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(RAT LAUGHING)
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Why you hitting yourself?
Why you hitting yourself?
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(GROANING)
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Probably because I told you to.
(CHUCKLING)
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Now, go scratch up those curtains.
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(GROANING)
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(CHUCKLING) Rip it good.
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Oh, uh, uh, uh, like, uh, squeak-squeak?
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No, uh, boo! Beat it!
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Hey, like, what gives, dude?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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No. I don't have to explain myself.
Butt out, loser.
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-(STATIC BUZZING)
-(CONTROLS BEEPING)
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What? Hey, hey, bud,
you're like messing up my settings!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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You wanna know the beans?
Fine, I'll spill them.
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Back when I was, like, alive,
there were these, like, cats, right?
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And they would, like, totally chase me.
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They were persistent, you know?
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So finally I found this
most excellent hiding place.
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I thought it was totally cozy
for sure, buddy.
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WOMAN: Look, how cute.
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Bubble Gum and Super Tramp
want to watch their kitty video again.
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So, I was like catching some Zs, right?
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When all of a sudden this gnarly
rectangle totally crashes my pad, dude.
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-(WHIRRING)
-(CLANKING)
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WOMAN: Oh, shoot, it's stuck.
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(ENERGY PULSATING)
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RAT: And you know, like, how
if something awful happens in a house,
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it fully becomes like a haunted house?
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Well, something awful happened
in this video cassette.
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(SCREAMING) Bogus!
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I've been, like, trapped in this tape
for like 35 years,
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taking swats and bunk from cats,
and I'm sick of it.
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And now that you know what's up,
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I think I'm gonna have to have
your friend eat you.
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(CHUCKLING) Hey, kitty.
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Sic him!
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(SNARLING)
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(GROWLING)
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Ha!
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Oh, so you've got some supernatural
mojos of your own.
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-So, maybe this cat can't hurt you.
-(MEOWING)
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But maybe there's another way.
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(YOWLING)
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Hey, cat, why don't you go
scratch up her.
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Go on, give her a scratch.
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Scratch. Scratch! Scratch!
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(SIGHING)
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(SNORING)
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(GROANING)
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No! I can't do it.
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Hey, like, what's the holdup, dude?
I said, "Scratch her."
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How can you even say such a thing?
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I mean, just look at her.
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She's such an elegant,
beautiful creature.
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(SNORING)
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You've pushed me too far
and now your spell is broken.
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Well, you know what? Whatever, man.
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Whatever.
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If I can't control this dumb cat today,
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it's just gonna be another cat
in a couple of years. Hah!
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I'm gonna haunt so hard. (CACKLING)
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And best of all, dudes, you know what?
You can't stop me.
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Because, as we all know,
videotape is forever.
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Hey, what the--
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-(LOUD THUDDING)
-Hmm?
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It goes streaming!
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And then Blu-ray and then DVD!
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And then VHS!
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Even Betamax had better picture.
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Dumb '80s ghost mouse!
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Making me rip curtains
and drink out of the toilet!
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-(SNORING)
-(SMASHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I'm a sophisticated man!
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Yeah!
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(CLEARING THROAT) Thanks.
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(GROANING) Whoa.
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Hey, awesome. I'm free.
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Gnarly, dude. Now I can go live,
like, a productive afterlife.
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(LAUGHING) Oh? Oh, I'm sorry
for all the revenge stuff.
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And trying to make you, like,
eat each other, and you know…
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Smell you later.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(MUFFLED)
It's a happy ending for everybody.
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Except for the magic monkey,
whose delicious paw this is.
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(MONKEY CHATTERING)
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(SCREECHING)
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Let us never speak of this again.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)