(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(TELEVISION STATIC) -(GIGGLES)
MINA: The amazing Mister Chester.
(PLAYING DRUMS)
-(CHESTER SCREECHING) -(MINA GRUNTS)
MINA: (MUFFLED) What should I eat for today?
I'm thirsty.
(GRUNTS) Now, I'm hungry.
Oh, sorry, Chester. (CHUCKLES)
There you are. Good as new.
Look at you, Chester.
You're like a fancy little dude.
Who's my little man?
"I am. I'm your little man."
Ha-ha. (KISSES)
Now, don't you try to run off and have a night on the town,
my handsome man.
(SNORTING)
(LAUGHING)
(TAUNTING)
Yeah, Chester. You look funny.
Funny? (SCOFFS)
I look handsome.
I kind of like dressing like a human.
I like it a lot.
Wouldn't it be funny if you were actually a human?
Then you'd have to wear dumb clothes all the time.
-Or you'd be naked! -(GASPS)
You're right! What if I actually became human?
I could do all kinds of human things, like, uh...
CHESTER: Drive a car. BOTH: Yeah.
-Or have a conversation with Mina. -BOTH: Yeah.
-I could climb the highest mountain! -BOTH: Yeah.
CHESTER: Where I'd find the mystical sword, Macrameus,
which would grant me the power to fight Braith Waferman,
leader of a race of zombie cheese elementals,
sworn to destroy Paul Jenkins,
a were-baby gifted with the ability to converse with unicorns.
-Yeah, that's on my bucket list. -(BUNNICULA AGREEING)
Never mind, fellas.
Unless there was some magical way to transform cats into humans,
there's no way that could ever happen.
Ever. (SIGHS)
I'll be in the other room,
writing about this in my dream journal. (SIGHS)
Hmm.
A-ha! (CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
Oh, boy!
You're gonna do something crazy, aren't you?
(BOTH CACKLING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
Hmm?
(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)
(GASPS)
Uh... Hello?
Hi.
-(SCREAMS) -Oh, right. (GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(CHOMPING)
-Get off! -(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
You nibbled my arm? (EXCLAIMS IN FRIGHT)
Bunnicula! Help!
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
-(MUMBLES) Patches! -Hi.
I'm Patches. I'm a Weredude.
A Weredude? You got to be kidding me.
What is he doing here?
Dude, I'm here to help.
You understand me?
Yeah, man, I'm a cat.
Just like you.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Is that so?
Bunnicula, call the police.
You don't believe me?
Check out this flashback.
Going to the past. Going to the past. Going to the past.
Hi. I'm Patches. I'm a Weredude.
Back to the present. Back to the present. Back to the present.
See? I'm a Weredude.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
And thanks to Bunnicula, I nibbled your arm,
and passed the curse on to you.
What? So, that means I'll turn into a human, too?
This is awesome. Ooh!
Oh, suddenly, I don't feel so good.
What's going on?
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(STRAINING)
-(SCREAMS) What's happening to me? -(WHISTLING)
Hey, Chester, did you get a new haircut?
It-- It worked. It worked! (LAUGHS)
I'm a dude. A real, live dude.
Thank you, Bunnicula! Thank you, Patches!
Chester, there is one rule to being a Weredude.
If you don't change back into a cat by sunrise,
you'll be stuck as a human, forever.
Forever. Forever.
-Forever... -(LAUGHING) Wait.
-What did you say? -What? I don't know.
-Huh? -Why are we still standing around?
Let's go have some human fun.
You betcha!
But, we should get Mina.
Your owner? Pssh! Nah.
She's probably asleep, this will be like a sneak preview.
What do you say, Weredude buddy?
Yeah, this will be the best night ever!
What's the matter, Bunnic?
Chester is human.
What could possibly go wrong?
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
CHESTER: Sit! Beg! Play dead!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah! Yeah! Huh?
Whoo-hoo!
-(CAR REVVING) -(LAUGHING)
(ENGINES ROARING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(BOTH LAUGHING) -Yeah.
Look, Bunnicula! Chester is back!
That was great, Patches!
But it's time I get back to my owner.
Can't wait to hear what it's like to wear clothes all the time.
Humans are so weird.
Boy, after a night like this,
Mina will be a sight for sore-- Eyes!
Stranger danger!
Oh, your eyes are gonna be sore, dude.
Wait! You can understand me?
Yeah. And it looks like robbing this house
isn't going to pan out for you.
Oh, this is fantastic. Ha!
I never thought I'd be able to communicate--
I can come back later.
(PANTING)
Patches, you've got to help me.
How do I turn back into a cat?
I need to see my owner again.
Yeah, sorry, dude.
I can't help you.
That's why it's called a curse.
See that family over there?
Those were my owners.
See how happy they are?
Watch what happens when I try to join them.
-(CRASHING) -(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-WOMAN: A transient! -Meow!
Lick, lick, lick. Mmm...
This soup is purr-fect.
(SIRENS WAILING)
See, Chester, you can't go back.
There's a reason it's called a curse.
No one will pet or feed you again.
Trust me. You'll want to stay a human.
The video games are awesome.
But I'm not good at video games.
Oh, what will I do?
(PANTING) Bunnicula!
I've changed my mind.
I want to be a cat again.
Please! You've got to help me!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
What do you mean you don't know how? You got me into this!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, Chester.
All he was doing was trying to make your wish come true.
No! My cat lives are over!
All nine of them!
Well, I guess I'm stuck as a human now.
I'll need a job, a gym membership that I'll never use.
-A car-- -(TIRES SCREECHING)
Here you go, my good man.
And if I see scratches, no tip for you. (LAUGHS)
Goodbye, guys.
(CHESTER SNIFFLING)
(SOBBING) Goodbye forever.
Wait a minute, Art House doesn't have a valet.
Wait a minute, I don't know how to drive!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Classic Chester.
(MUMBLING) Patches.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH) -Yeah, Chester drove off.
He said there is no cure for being a Weredude.
There is no cure for being a Weredude.
No, wait. There is.
But I'll need to get to Chester before sunrise,
or he'll be stuck in human form, forever.
Forever. Forever.
Look, Bunnicula!
The big glowing thing is rising.
(GASPS)
-(STRUGGLING) -Whoa, man. I can fly. Choo!
(LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLING AND STRAINING)
(LAUGHING)
Oh, flight. Look, Bunnicula.
There he is!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
-Oh, my gosh! -Huh?
On the count of three,
-throw me into the passenger window. -Huh?
One--
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-(SCREAMING) -Two--
-Patches? -Oh, hey, Chester.
What are you doing here?
There's something I wanted to tell you.
You do know we're in a runaway car, right?
POLICE OFFICER 1: If Santa Claus was here right now,
I'd ask him to send me a good old-fashioned car chase.
POLICE OFFICER 2: Mmm-hmm.
BOTH: (EXCLAIM) Thank you, Santa!
(SIREN WAILING)
Listen, Chester, there is a cure to being a Weredude.
What? But you bit me.
Nah, I just nibbled your arm.
It wasn't a full bite.
I just didn't want to say anything because I was having such a good time.
Thanks for being my Weredude buddy, buddy.
That's what friends are for--
(SCREAMS)
(TIRES SQUEALING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)
(GASPS AND SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Oh, right. The curse.
Now to change back to a cat, I must recite the spell.
-Okay. -(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm a kitty cat. Pretty, pretty kitty cat.
Lick, lick, lick. Meow.
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
POLICE OFFICER 1: Freeze!
BOTH: Put your hands where we can see them!
-ALL: Meow! -BOTH: Aw!
The little kitty was driving the car.
And the kitty brought his friends for a little joy ride.
-BOTH: Aw! -(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
-BOTH: You're still under arrest! -(ALL GASP)
Boy, that is the second time a cat has tried to steal my car.
Chester!
I thought I told you not to go out on the town without me!
Bad kitty. Bad kitty.
It's good to be a cat again.
(WATER SPRAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)