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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNARLING)

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(CACKLES)

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FLUFFY: (IN GRUFF VOICE)
<i>Fluffy's war journal, April 13th,</i>

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<i>New Orleans.</i>

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The night is hot,
like a spicy jambalaya.

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<i>I move through the city in silence.</i>

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<i>I must be very, very quiet,</i>

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<i>because tonight, I'm hunting rabbit.</i>

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Vampire rabbit.

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<i>Bunnicula.</i>

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<i>I hear this rabbit's</i>
<i>as evil as they get.</i>

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That's why I'm here.

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I'm the one that makes evil beg,
roll over and play dead.

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Who am I?
(ELECTRICITY CACKLES)

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Who am I? (COUGHING)

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Hold on...
(COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) That's better.

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I am Fluffy. Fluffy the vampire pointer.

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Dramatic lightning.
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)

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I've been tracking this veggie-sucking
scoundrel for some time now.

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He's probably hiding down
some dirty hole,

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or nesting in a rusted sewer pipe

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under the sad, broken floorboards
of some abandoned outhouse, or, uh...

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Or inside this warm, inviting home?

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And book report done. Ha!

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You know what that means,
my little Bunnicula?

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Tickle monster time!

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-(CHATTERING)
-(IMITATING MONSTER)

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Oh, no, the poor girl's
been turned into a mindless minion.

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(SHUDDERS) Brainwashing
the innocent for its evil plans.

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(LEAVES RUSTLING)

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I'll have to be extra careful.
(GRUNTING)

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Hi, new dog. Let's me and you wrestle.
(GASPS)

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Oh!

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-Hi-yah!
-She's beautiful...

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-Whoa! You're like a flower petal.
-Ugh!

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(GROWLS)

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Don't you try any of your
evil mind tricks on me, minion.

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-Where's your master?
-Oh, well, she's inside.

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Show me. (SNARLING)

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She wants to meet my family already.
(GASPS) Oh, boy!

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(MINA IMITATING ZOMBIE)

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DAD: <i>Mina! Time to get ready for bed.</i>

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MINA: Okay, Dad.

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You may not be so lucky
to escape next time.

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(MINA CACKLING)

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Whoa! I've always wanted
to be used as a body shield.

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(COUGHS AND GAGS)
Where is the vampire rabbit?

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Oh, Bunnicula?

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He's probably in the kitchen
sucking the juice out of carrots.

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You have a really shiny nose.

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Look, minion, I am here to destroy
the denizens of the underworld.

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If you know what's good for you,
you'll stay out of my way.

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Aye, aye, Captain.

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Oh, and also,

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-I think I love you.
-(FLUFFY GROANING)

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It says here when we toot,

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it's the ghosts of our food
leaving our body.

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-Isn't that right, Bunnicula?
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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It's you... Bunnicula.

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You're Bunnicula?

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<i>The most evil vampire rabbit in history?</i>

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(MUMBLES)

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(BUNNICULA GRUNTS AND GROANS)

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-(SNARLING)
-I should do something.

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(GRUNTING)

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(CHATTERING ANGRILY)

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-BUNNICULA: <i>Uh-oh.</i>
-(SNARLING)

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-(FLUFFY GRUNTS)
-(SNARLING)

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(BUNNICULA GROANS)

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-(SNARLING)
-(BUNNICULA GROANS)

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-(LAUGHS)
-(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)

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(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)

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-(SNARLING)
-(BUNNICULA GASPING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(PANTING)

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(FLUFFY GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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What is all the racket going on in--
(GASPS)

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Hello! (GASPS) What a cute dog!

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(COOING) Look at that face.
Rub that belly.

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Oh! Hey, you don't have any dog tags.

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Do you need a place to stay?
Are you thirsty? Do you want some water?

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How about some food?
Want a treat? Chew toy?

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(GASPS) Oh, you must
be freezing out there.

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Hold on. I'll get you a blanket.

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(UNTUNED GUITAR STRUMMING)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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Okay, I found you a good one.

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-Let's get you all snuggled up.
-(WHIMPERING)

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What is going on here?

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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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ALL: One of us. One of us.

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(PANTING)

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Come on. Let's get you all snuggled up.

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(FLUFFY WHIMPERING)

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Oh! I hope she'll be okay out there.

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Come on, guys. Let's go to bed.

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(BUNNICULA HISSING)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SINGING LOVE SONG)

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(SOBBING)

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(SNORING)

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(MUMBLING GIBBERISH AND SNORING)

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(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)

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CHESTER: <i>160,</i>

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161, 162...

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-(SCREAMS)
-Oh! Rabies minion.

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(CHESTER MEOWING)
Hey, what is your problem?

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Oh, crud.

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-(CHESTER YOWLING)
-(FLUFFY GRUNTING)

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Harold, it's the kung fu dog again.

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Run for our lives!

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Kung fu dog again? (GASPS)

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You came back for me!

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I came back for the rabbit.

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Now get out of my way.

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Aww. I can't believe that Fluffy
is in love with Bunnicula instead of me.

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-(MUFFLED GROANING)
-Well, I can kind of believe it,

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because, you know,
Bunnicula is pretty cool.

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(CHESTER GROANS)

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Thanks, man.

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Dude, what's wrong with you?

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I think I'm in love.

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-With that?
-Yes, that.

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Chester, I think
she's my sweet potato pie.

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But she's in love with another boy!

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(SOBBING)

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Grab the tissues, somebody's got issues.

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(BUNNICULA SNORING AND MUMBLING)

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(SNARLING)

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(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(THUDDING)

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(LAUGHS)

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(GROANS) Impressive.

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Looks like we'll have to
take this fight to the next level.

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I'm not going to let
some veggie-sucker beat me.

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No, sir.

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We'll just have to wait here
until he comes to feed.

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<i>And there he is. Right on schedule.</i>

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(YAWNING)

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Mmm! (LAUGHS)

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HAROLD: Oh, Bunnicula...

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I don't blame you
for running away with Fluffy.

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But hear me out.

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Maybe you two
don't need to have to run away.

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<i>Maybe you can both live here.</i>

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And that way, I can at least
look at her pretty face.

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Every day... Every hour...

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Every minute... Every--

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Oh! Who am I kidding?
(SOBBING)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Wait, vampires don't care
about their minions.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(GASPS) Really?
So you're not in love with her?

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And she and I
can still get married someday?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Whoa! (LAUGHS) What a relief!

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Wow. You know,
all that crying sure made me hungry.

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You mind if I borrow this carrot
that I found on the floor right here?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(IN SLOW MOTION) No!

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(JABBERING)

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Fluffy, you saved me!

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(SIGHS)

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FLUFFY: I was wrong about you three.

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Dead wrong. You're not evil.

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At least not totally evil.

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So I guess I won't destroy you...
This time.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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For real. I swear.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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FLUFFY: <i>I guess you can't always</i>
<i>tell a book by its cover.</i>

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<i>Life's funny that way.</i>

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And so I faded back into the city.

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Determined to make the world safe
from all monsters.

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-(EVIL LAUGHTER)
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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All monsters except the cool ones.

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My feet won't budge ever from this spot
until you return, my flower petal.

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-MINA: <i>Boys! Breakfast is ready!</i>
-HAROLD: Gotta go.

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(LAUGHS)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)