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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(LAUGHING EVILLY)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(THUNDER CRACKING)

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Swimming.

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Oh-oh! I'm just a little bluebird.
Bluebird. Oh.

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-Hey, what's wrong, Bunnick?
-(PANTING)

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-(GRUNTING)
-(GROANS)

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(GIGGLES) Ow!

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-Hmm. (GASPS)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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I hate thunder.

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It just puts me on the edge.

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Oh, Chester, don't be scared.

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I can't help it, Harold.

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Every time there's a thunderstorm,
something scary happens.

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-(CREAKING)
-(YELPS)

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Jinx! What was that?

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(LAUGHS) You're quite the bundle
of nerves tonight, aren't you, buddy?

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Well, I got just the prescription
for you.

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It starts with a "H"
and it ends with a "G."

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And "U" is in the middle!

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-Come here, buddy!
-(GRUNTING)

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-Don't fight it.
-No!

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I really heard something.

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(WHIMPERING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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I was right.
There is someone in the house.

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Relax, Chesty.

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Huh? Hey.

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That furball wasn't there a second ago.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Uh...

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, hello. (LAUGHING)

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(WHIMPERS) What? A guinea pig?

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I am Lugosi.

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Sorry to have frightened you.
(LAUGHING)

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I... (GASPS)

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<i>Could it be?</i>

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<i>Those red, gleaming eyes.</i>

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<i>Those sharp, glistening fangs.</i>

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<i>The bat-like markings.</i>

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<i>That cute wiggling velvety bunny nose.</i>

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It's you!

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Master!

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I have found you at last.

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I, your faithful servant (LAUGHING)
Lugosi, have returned.

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I traveled so far just to once again

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see to all your (LAUGHING) needs.

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(LAUGHING)

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This guy seems a couple
of bricks short of a foundation.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Yes. You remind me
of the other felines I have...

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-(LAUGHS) Banished.
-What?

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(LAUGHS) Don't worry.

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The truth will be revealed in time.

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-(LAUGHS)
-(THUNDER CRACKS)

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(GASPS) Where did it go? What?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Ew! Gross.

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I will prepare a (LAUGHING)

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-night feast for Master.
-(COOING)

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Bunnicula, you know this weird guy?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH AND LAUGHING)

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He says he knows him.

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And he's completely crazy.

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Oh, great.

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I got a bad feeling about that guy.

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Uh, say, Chester,
what is a night feast?

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Really?

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Can't put that one together, huh?

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It's probably a feast...

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BOTH: That...

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You can eat at night.

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-There you go, buddy.
-Well, Chester...

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It's night right now.

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So it is. Let's eat. I am starving.

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I like the way you think.

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(BOTH GASPING)

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(LUGOSI LAUGHING)

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What would you like to start
with, Master?

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I've prepared only your favorite.

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Look, look, there's a black radish,

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cherimoya... (LAUGHING)

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Oh, and cucamelon.

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Wow!

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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I'll be right back, Master.

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(VOCALIZING)

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Oh, good, good. You have come.

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Could you please help me with a--

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Oh, very well done, little Jiminy Pig.

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But where's our food?

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How dare you!

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A servant does not dine
in the presence of his betters.

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In the presence of his... Huh?

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(SCREAMS)
What kind of servant are you?

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The kind who isn't a servant.

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(GROANS)

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(YELLS) This cat is really
making me mad.

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Oh, but... (LAUGHS)

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He'll get what's coming to him.

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-What?
-Oh, nothing. (LAUGHS)

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Nothing at all. (LAUGHING)

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Massage time, Master.

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Oh, I guess...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(SNORTING AND SNIFFING)

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Oh! It smells (LAUGHING) naughty.

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(MOANING)

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HAROLD: Carrot, Bunnicula?

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(LAUGHS)

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(SLURPING)

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(SIGHING)

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Master, I am so happy
you're relaxed and--

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CHESTER: Yeah, when you're done
with him,

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let's have a soak
and a cuticle trim here.

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And if you get a chance, let's take
a whack at that callus, huh?

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-(BONES CRACKING)
-(SCREAMS)

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You're no nail tech,
you're an assassin.

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Arise this instant.

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You are not worthy enough
to relax alongside the master.

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Why can't you be more like this dog?

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He is loyal to the master.

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His reward shall come.

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I don't know what that means,
but I am very excited.

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No, no, no.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Oh, I am sorry, Master.

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I promise to play nice
with the little kitty.

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(LAUGHING)

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I am going upstairs.

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When I get back,
I hope you are gone.

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Ooh. Let me try.
(SLURPING)

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Ah. (GIGGLES)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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HAROLD: <i>It doesn't taste lucky.</i>

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It tastes more like the kitchen floor.

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If anyone deserves a little
pampering in this madhouse,

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it ought to be me.

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Aw, look how fancy you are.

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Boop! Yeah. You know what?

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I am owed a little luxury.

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Don't you agree,
little umbrella drink?

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We must harvest fresh sustenance
for the master.

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Come, let us unearth the roots
of the tubers for the great one.

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Oh, boy, digging!

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No, no, no. I don't know
what your game is,

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but if you think I am getting
my paws dirty for a rabbit,

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you are sorely mistaken.
Because guess what?

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It's Chester time now.

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(SLURPS)

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(YELLS) That's it!

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-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-I can't believe such insolence.

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(GRUNTS)

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You are most unworthy!

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Now, I can't hear you
over my lounge jazz

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and my book of literary criticism.

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Hmm. Fascinating.

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I must send this unworthy creature
to where he belongs.

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(HAROLD HUMMING)

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Harold, you love Master, don't you?

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You mean Bunnicula?
Oh, yeah, he's awesome.

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He's a rabbit that flies.

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I am glad we agree
what needs to be done

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on behalf of the master's honor.

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Chester must be
(LAUGHING EVILLY) punished.

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Yeah. We should... What?

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LUGOSI: The time has come
to trace the summoning circle.

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For the Hole of the Unworthy.

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It is a dark, magical place
where we banish

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all the stinky cats
who are so unworthy.

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Let me see now, around the tree and...

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I am just happy to be drawing
in the mud. (CHUCKLES)

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Hmm...

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<i>Whoop!</i> (CHUCKLES)

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There. I made a smile face.

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Ah. Huh?

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The symbol is now complete.

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Let the Hole of the Unworthy open!

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(BELCHING)

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Ugh. Does it ever end?

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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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HOLE: <i>Who has summoned</i>
<i>the Hole of the Unworthy?</i>

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It is I, Lugosi.

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<i>Uh-oh! It's you again.</i>

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<i>Look, man, you can't keep banishing</i>
<i>cats down here all the time.</i>

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<i>The place is getting a little overrun.</i>

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But this cat is the most unworthy
of them all.

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HOLE: <i>Oh...</i> (CHUCKLES)

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<i>You might say he can be</i>
<i>a little catty, huh?</i>

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(LAUGHS) Oh.

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-HOLE: <i>Oh.</i>
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Oh!

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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

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What's going on out here?

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Oh, jeez.

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(LAUGHING)

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Is the unworthy one ready
for his just comeuppance?

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Oh, please.

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You think I am afraid of your
little lawn show, shorty?

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(SCOFFS) This thing can't
even be more than half a--

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(SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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Hey.

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(SCREAMING)

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-(SNORING)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)

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Huh? (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Master...

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I did what had to be done.

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I made it better for us.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)

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LUGOSI: <i>Master!</i>

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He is unworthy of your sweet grace.

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He needs to be punished!

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(SOBBING)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Cuckoo, cuckoo.

224
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But you can't...
(MIMICS CAT HISSING)

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(LAUGHS) Okay?

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If that is your will, Master.

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Very well.

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(SCREAMING)

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-Huh?
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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What's this?

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I find that his prose exhibits
a sympathetic magic

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that's both familiar, and sublime.

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My heart has taken wing...

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Meow. Meow. Meow!

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-(MIKE REVERBERATING)
-(ALL SNAPPING FINGERS)

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Freestyle performance,
literary criticism, loud jazz!

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This is my jam!

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LUGOSI: Oh.

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Oh! Who was that man?

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Hmm. Some cats don't jive
with the scene, Daddy-O.

241
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Huh? No!

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(SOBBING)

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Sympathetic, freestyle, criticism...

244
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Weak heart. Milk bar!

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Master prefers your presence
in his realm, so I have spared you.

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CHESTER: <i>Drop the mike, man.</i>

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(LAUGHS) Dig away.

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No, I want back. I want the...

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Oh!

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-You're welcome.
-No, no.

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I don't want to be worthy.

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-Send me back.
-(LAUGHTER)

253
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Oh, Chester, you say
the funniest things.

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(SOBBING)
I'm unworthy. Let me in.

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<i>Let me in.</i>

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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Breakfast!

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Hey, where's Chesty?

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Take me back. Take me back.

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I want to be unworthy.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)