[theme music playing]
[hisses]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[Gunther] Hey, y'all! I'm here at Mart Mart,
which may be the most haunted convenient store
in all the American South.
Have y'all seen any ghosts
and or spirits inside this here convenience store?
Uh, no. I haven't seen any ghosts in here.
But I guess that doesn't mean it isn't haunted.
So, y'all are saying this place is haunted?
I mean, for 5 bucks, I'll say anything you want.
Right from the horse's mouth!
This place is haunted as all get out.
So, I'm gonna have to drive out the spirits
in the only way I know how.
Dynamite!
[announcer] Tonight on Gunther the Ghost Hunther.
-[speaking indistinctly] -Yeah, Buns.
It's weird that there are never any real ghosts in this show.
That Gunther dude is always blowing up the haunted house and stuff
before we get to see anything.
That's why I like Gunther the Ghost Hunther.
He knows you gotta get the ghosts before the ghosts get you.
Aw. It almost looks like they're really watching TV.
I know. It's super cute.
Hopefully, that'll keep them occupied while Dad takes us to see...
Dun-dun-dun.
Dun-dun-dun!
...Crazy Underwear Man 2.
But, Mina, that's a scary movie.
You know how I get at scary movies.
I get scared!
Oh, please, Marsha.
You're a young adult now. You'll be fine.
Wow, you really think I'm a young adult?
Now let's see if we can attract some more ghosts
with Gunther's patented ghost call. [clears throat]
Suey!
Here, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty!
Suey!
[echoing] Suey!
Suey!
[growling]
[Gunther exclaims] Come on, y'all ghosts!
Good thing those ghosts don't really listen to that nonsense.
[whimpers] Don't look at it, Chester. It's not there.
I told you not to do that!
[screaming]
[both screaming]
[dramatic music playing]
[stammering]
[stuttering] Ghost!
Hmm.
[Bearshee sobbing]
Oh, are you a vampire rabbit?
[sniffing]
The reek of rotten vegetables.
You are a vampire rabbit.
For a minute, I was afraid you were...
a normal.
[speaking indistinctly]
You know? Normals.
They're absolutely terrifying.
The way they run around being all alive
and touching things and sitting down and stuff! Ugh!
[speaking indistinctly]
You live in a house with normals and you're not afraid?
-Mm-mm. -[Harold] Boo!
What was that sound?
Boo!
Boo, Bunnicula.
You were supposed to let me know if you did anything cool.
Of which a ghost party is one of am.
So, boo!
[screaming]
Your breath smells like ghost salmon.
-Do it again. -[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, well, maybe you're right.
He doesn't seem too terrifying.
Get out! Get out of my house!
No ghosts allowed!
No ghosts allowed! [yells]
[whimpering]
[screaming]
You're saying that thing is a Bearshee?
Ahem. Yabba-dabba-doo Siobhan.
Chester, Bunnicula says her name is Siobhan.
And she's more afraid of you than you are of her.
That's totally not true.
But Bunnicula says he can help you two not be afraid of each other.
It's like when I used to be worried that Larry Wagman
would follow me around everywhere and Bunnicula helped me get over that.
This is totally different.
Larry Wagman is not a translucent apex predator!
And how am I not supposed to be terrified
of this clawed wee-wee beast?
Oh, oh! How about trust falls?
I stand on this chair and when I fall, you catch me.
-And then we trust each other more. -Uh, Harold. Harold!
I just lean back and you catch me.
Harold, she's incorporeal.
No, she's in our home.
And she's a guest. Don't be rude. Here we go!
You're gonna fall right through her! [meows, then screaming]
Oh, my gosh! He passed right through me.
[whimpers]
[speaking indistinctly]
Yeah. Normals can't hurt you because they pass right through you.
Why, that is a wonderfully positive way to look at things.
No problemo. I'm here to help.
Whoa.
So, now you think nothing can hurt you, huh?
Well, I live here
and I've learned to be prepared for anything.
And I know that if a ghost won't go away,
then you have to perform a ghostercism to get rid of it!
Chester, a wizard is supposed to use his powers for good. Whoa!
[speaking indistinctly]
It's true. Chester's pretty smart.
But he never actually learns from his past mistakes. Oop!
All right, ghost. Now you're in trouble.
By the power vested in this finger,
I hereby banish thee!
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
[speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula says, "Please don't scream
because Chester has no idea what he's doing."
I banish thee!
Get out of here!
[exclaims] Is this thing on?
Oh, you're right.
He really does have no idea what he's doing.
Yeah. Chester's like our comic relief.
How is this not working?
This book got four stars online!
Get out of my house! Get out of my house!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
[speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula says
that in a spiritual sense, we are all one.
[speaking indistinctly]
There's no reason to be afraid of each other.
[speaking indistinctly]
Because we all want the same things.
[speaking indistinctly]
And that if we're all good--
Oh, my gosh!
He says that if we're all good, we can go out for ice cream later.
-He says what? -He'll take us out for ice cream?
[screaming]
[meows]
Oh, sorry.
I just really like ice cream.
You're preaching to the choir, lady.
[groaning]
Huh?
-[speaking indistinctly] -I'll give him mouth to mouth.
[blows raspberry]
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, my gosh. Really?
[Chester] Oh, whoa.
For a minute there, I thought I wasn't gonna make it.
Oh, Chester!
You can still talk to us.
That's the good news.
[Chester groans] What's the bad news?
Well, the bad news is,
you didn't make it.
What?
Ah, I'm a ghost.
This is all your fault! You scared me to death!
[speaking indistinctly]
Hey, yeah. Chester's a ghost like you now.
So, there's no reason to be afraid of him.
There you go. Looking at the positive side again.
I'm one of you guys now.
I'm a supernatural creature!
Oh, no.
[speaking indistinctly]
Yes. At least you won't smell so bad now.
No, you guys don't understand.
Twenty minutes ago, I called TV's Gunther the Ghost Hunther
and I hired him to exterminate
all the ghosts in the Orlock apartments.
[announcer] Gunther the Ghost Hunther.
[Gunther] There are certain places that give you the willies,
and the Orlock apartments is one of them.
Ghosts and spirits love spooky, old mansions.
That's why I live in my van.
[ominous music playing]
I think he's here.
Yes. I feel a presence.
As though we're being watched or followed.
Oh! Larry Wagman, you rascal.
Seriously. Gunther the Ghost Hunther is here!
-Howdy-ho! Any ghosts home? -What are we gonna do?
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, yes, Bunnicula.
Let's show this normal what a real haunting looks like.
Anybody home?
A bone!
And it looks like it's covered in ectoplasm.
Right here in the kitchen, I feel a cold spot.
Ghosts love them some dairy products.
So, let's get rid of that.
And here we got, uh, cat-shaped holes in the wall.
That's actually a little bit creepy.
-[clattering] -Who's there?
Oh. It's just one of them cute, little bunny-type rabbits.
[shouting]
[screaming]
-No! No, no, no! -[meowing]
Oh. It's just one of them kitty-type cats.
[Harold] Boo! Boo!
-[screams] -Boo!
It's working.
Now it's up to Siobhan.
Help!
But ghosts aren't real.
[screaming]
[Arthur] Remember, Crazy Underwear Men aren't real.
Besides, you have me to--
[speaking indistinctly]
-[screams] -Whoa, cool!
Mina, save yourself! [screams]
[screams]
[Chester] Wow, we did it, guys.
Maybe being a ghost isn't so bad.
After all, I can walk through walls and--
Hey, what happened to--?
I was just covered in flour?
Bunnicula!
[laughs]
Oh, so the kitty wasn't a ghost this whole time.
And he wasn't even scary.
I guess I really don't have to be scared of normals.
Bunnicula and Harold, I owe you a debt of gratitude.
And you, too, Chester.
Chester?
Get out! Get out of my house!
Go, go, go!
Get out!
[theme music playing]