1 00:00:01,129 --> 00:00:03,089 Shit! Shit. 2 00:00:03,109 --> 00:00:04,199 [ Rattling ] 3 00:00:07,099 --> 00:00:08,209 [ Rattling continues ] 4 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:13,089 Hey. 5 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:13,089 -Hi. Hello. 6 00:00:13,109 --> 00:00:16,099 I don't want to hear 7 00:00:13,109 --> 00:00:16,099 your girlfriend's 8 00:00:13,109 --> 00:00:16,099 orgasms again, okay? 9 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,200 I don't know what 10 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,200 you're talking about. 11 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:18,219 "Oh! Oh! 12 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,090 Big finish, Drew. 13 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,090 -Shh! Nope. 14 00:00:20,109 --> 00:00:21,179 Shh! 15 00:00:20,109 --> 00:00:21,179 -[gasping] Big finish! 16 00:00:21,199 --> 00:00:23,229 Okay. Shh! 17 00:00:21,199 --> 00:00:23,229 -Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 18 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:25,080 What's in the bag? 19 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,170 Nothing's in the bag. 20 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,170 Stop. No, April. 21 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,000 April, April! No! 22 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,000 -Oh, my God! 23 00:00:28,019 --> 00:00:30,149 -God! 24 00:00:28,019 --> 00:00:30,149 -Let me see it! Relax! 25 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:34,170 "Noni Cho. Award for Excellence 26 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:34,170 in Interior Design." 27 00:00:34,189 --> 00:00:36,209 Did you win this? 28 00:00:34,189 --> 00:00:36,209 -Yeah, I won it. 29 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:38,089 I'm Noni Cho. Gimme this. 30 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:38,089 -Oh. 31 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:41,009 Look, let's get 32 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:41,009 one thing straight. 33 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:44,160 Everything about my life 34 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:44,160 is none of your business. 35 00:00:44,179 --> 00:00:46,129 Do you understand that? 36 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:48,199 -No. 37 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:48,199 -Okay. Well, over your head. 38 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:50,149 Anyway, I'm not trying 39 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:50,149 to be mean to women, 40 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,230 but, you're stupid. 41 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:54,059 Well, I-I want 42 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:54,059 my Taser back! 43 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,000 [ Birds chirping ] 44 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:18,030 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 45 00:01:18,049 --> 00:01:28,039 ♪♪ 46 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:38,040 ♪♪ 47 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:41,120 ♪♪ 48 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:42,230 [ Exhales deeply ] 49 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:45,029 Fuck. 50 00:01:45,049 --> 00:01:51,079 ♪♪ 51 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:53,069 Keith: I said that 52 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:53,069 because I wanted you to think 53 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:54,130 I was legit. 54 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:55,160 [distantly] Ma'am. 55 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,200 Put that stupid 56 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,200 thing down. 57 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:58,069 [ Taser buzzes ] 58 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:58,069 No! Aah! 59 00:01:58,090 --> 00:01:59,110 Ma'am, are you 60 00:01:58,090 --> 00:01:59,110 gonna order? 61 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:01,019 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 62 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,040 Ma'am! 63 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,140 Oh. 64 00:02:03,159 --> 00:02:04,179 Um... 65 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,090 Uh, sorry, yes. 66 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:09,039 Um, I, um... 67 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,130 I'll have, um -- 68 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,200 Let's go. 69 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:14,059 Don't make fun of her. 70 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:14,059 She can't read! 71 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,090 Listen, I teach 72 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,090 an adult literacy class 73 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,160 and I'd be more than happy 74 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,200 to have you come in. 75 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,200 -Yeah, no, I-I can read. 76 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:21,179 I can read. 77 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:25,059 Um, can I just have 78 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:25,059 a sesame bagel, 79 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:26,119 um, with cream cheese, 80 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:26,119 please? 81 00:02:26,139 --> 00:02:27,219 Great. 82 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,180 Nothing to be ashamed of. 83 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,200 [ Sighs ] 84 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,039 Move forward. 85 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,020 Okay. 86 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:43,179 [ Page crinkling ] 87 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:46,159 Marc, you're being 88 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:46,159 way too loud! K? 89 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:48,150 [ Horn honks outdoors ] 90 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:49,230 Marc! 91 00:02:50,009 --> 00:02:52,009 Oh, my God. 92 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,000 You would love this 93 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,000 article I'm reading. 94 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,100 [ Upbeat music plays ] 95 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,100 It's about a girl 96 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,100 who got trapped 97 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,030 on top of an elephant 98 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,030 for six days. 99 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:58,130 Okay, your music is 100 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:58,130 way too loud. 101 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,170 I can't get any work done. 102 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,170 -Oh, sorry. 103 00:02:59,189 --> 00:03:01,109 I'll turn it down. 104 00:02:59,189 --> 00:03:01,109 -No. 105 00:03:01,129 --> 00:03:02,139 Whoa! 106 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:03,189 -What? 107 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:03,189 -Whoa! 108 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:06,050 -What? 109 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:06,050 Whoa, baby. Oh, my God. No! 110 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:08,019 First your hair comes out 111 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:08,019 and now...that? 112 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:09,199 What is going on? 113 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:12,199 It's called having a book 114 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:12,199 deal by the age of 28! 115 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:14,089 [ Horn honking outdoors ] 116 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:17,030 Does this have anything 117 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:17,030 to do with Keith? 118 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:22,050 [ Eerie music plays ] 119 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,019 Wha-a-a-t? 120 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:24,999 What? 121 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,200 Elliot, I know. 122 00:03:26,219 --> 00:03:28,039 ♪♪ 123 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,090 What do you know? 124 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,130 I know you're hooking up 125 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,130 with someone named Keith. 126 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,100 [ Mirthless chuckle ] 127 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,100 You said his name 128 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,090 in your sleep 129 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,090 every night this week. 130 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,070 Oh, my God. Okay. 131 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:41,020 Just tell me who he is. 132 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:45,119 He was a man... 133 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:47,209 -Yeah. 134 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:47,209 -...from my past. 135 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:50,059 When you're writing, 136 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:50,059 a lot of repressed stuff 137 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:51,159 comes up 138 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:51,159 to the surface, so... 139 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:54,160 Like what? 140 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,030 I was sent 141 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,030 to a conversion therapist 142 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:58,100 to turn me straight 143 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:58,100 when I was five. 144 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,010 His name was "Dr. Keith." 145 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:03,140 Oh, my God. But your 146 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:03,140 parents were so liberal. 147 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:07,009 I know. 148 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:07,009 It's so messed up. 149 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:08,150 I hate them for it 150 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,069 and I don't even know 151 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,069 if I can forgive them. 152 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,110 Well, I-I think 153 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,110 you should try. 154 00:04:12,129 --> 00:04:14,109 [ Chuckles ] 155 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,069 Gonna go get you 156 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,069 some Benadryl. 157 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:21,039 Thank you, angel. 158 00:04:26,139 --> 00:04:27,229 Ew! 159 00:04:28,009 --> 00:04:30,089 [ Sighs ] 160 00:04:32,209 --> 00:04:34,069 [ Thudding ] 161 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:35,120 [ Clattering ] 162 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:36,189 I'm so glad 163 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:36,189 you like oysters. 164 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,149 -Mm-hmm. 165 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,149 -I actually hate them. 166 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:40,120 [laughs] But they're all 167 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:40,120 I can eat right now 168 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:42,089 because of my braces, so. 169 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,210 Oh, no, I like this place. 170 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:45,050 I'm glad you chose it. 171 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:46,169 And this article is 172 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:46,169 a really good excuse 173 00:04:46,189 --> 00:04:47,999 for us to hang out. 174 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:49,219 Oh, shoot. 175 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:49,219 I'm so sorry. 176 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I should've 177 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 said something. 178 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:52,169 I'm actually 179 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:52,169 seeing someone. 180 00:04:52,189 --> 00:04:54,169 -Oh, nah. It's -- I-I wasn't -- 181 00:04:52,189 --> 00:04:54,169 -Do you know Drew Gardner? 182 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:56,159 Yeah, Dory's boyfriend. 183 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:59,010 Not anymore. 184 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:01,019 Wow. That's shocking. 185 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,040 I have to say, 186 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,210 -Mm-hmm. 187 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,210 -when you go missing, 188 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,070 you suddenly discover 189 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,070 how many people 190 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:08,029 from your past 191 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:08,029 really care about you. 192 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,170 Yeah, so, we'll get 193 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,170 into all that later, but, 194 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:12,019 for right now, 195 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:12,019 -Mm-hmm. 196 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,090 -tell me... 197 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,090 -Mm-hmm. 198 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:15,160 your story. 199 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:18,110 Start from the beginning 200 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:18,110 and don't hold back. 201 00:05:18,129 --> 00:05:22,149 I'm Chantal Witherbottom 202 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,090 and I went missing. 203 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:34,069 [ Ominous music plays ] 204 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:38,220 ♪♪ 205 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,210 Ooh! Oh, my God. 206 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,210 I'm so sorry. 207 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:44,020 -Are you? 208 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:44,020 -Yeah, are you? 209 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,020 Oh. 210 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,200 [ Chuckles nervously ] 211 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,200 Oh, oh. 212 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,130 Sorry. 213 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,130 Wh-What's going on here? 214 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:51,119 That's what I wanna 215 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:51,119 know, Dory. 216 00:05:51,139 --> 00:05:53,059 Where the hell is Keith? 217 00:05:53,079 --> 00:05:55,099 ♪♪ 218 00:05:58,139 --> 00:06:00,019 Look. 219 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,030 I'm sorry that 220 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,030 you don't know 221 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,080 where your ex-husband is, 222 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,150 but, I swear I don't 223 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,150 know where he is. 224 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:07,210 She's trying to play dumb 225 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:07,210 and she's not even good at it. 226 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:10,070 I don't -- I'm sorry. 227 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:10,070 Who -- Who are you? 228 00:06:10,089 --> 00:06:11,119 Just tell us where he is. 229 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:12,999 I haven't heard from him 230 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:12,999 in over a week. 231 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:15,219 I mean, we broke up, so we 232 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:15,219 haven't been in contact. 233 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,169 Why'd you break up? 234 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:21,109 I ended it because... 235 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:22,179 I just -- I got the 236 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:22,179 feeling that he was 237 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,129 getting involved in, 238 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,129 like, 239 00:06:24,149 --> 00:06:25,169 you know, 240 00:06:24,149 --> 00:06:25,169 some weird shit. 241 00:06:25,189 --> 00:06:27,999 What kind of weird shit? 242 00:06:28,019 --> 00:06:29,139 Like, PI stuff. 243 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,100 What PI stuff? 244 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,100 Jesus! 245 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,020 I don't know, but there 246 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,020 was definitely, like, 247 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,020 some people 248 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,020 he was afraid of. 249 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,070 Be specific! 250 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,120 Um, there was 251 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,199 one guy... 252 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:46,200 one name that he 253 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:46,200 kept repeating. 254 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,000 Fat Franky. 255 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:49,129 Fat Franky? 256 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:51,029 Crystal. 257 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,060 Your dad know anybody 258 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,060 who knows someone 259 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,119 who goes by Fat Franky? 260 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:56,029 I can ask, but, 261 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:58,170 they don't like it 262 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:58,170 when I ask about that stuff. 263 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:01,189 So, okay, you seriously 264 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:01,189 don't know where he is? 265 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,199 You're not lying to me? 266 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,020 -No. 267 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,020 -Look me in the eyes 268 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,040 and tell me you don't 269 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,040 know where Keith is. 270 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,160 [ Music playing ] 271 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,080 I don't know 272 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,080 where Keith is. 273 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,070 ♪♪ 274 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:15,079 Oh, shit. 275 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:15,079 She's not lying. 276 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,230 I can always tell 277 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,230 when somebody's lying. 278 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:19,039 You know that. 279 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:19,039 -You can. You can. 280 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,020 Je-sus. 281 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,020 Now you got me worried. 282 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,120 ♪♪ 283 00:07:23,139 --> 00:07:24,149 [ Slam ] 284 00:07:26,089 --> 00:07:28,129 -Hi! [laughs] 285 00:07:26,089 --> 00:07:28,129 -Portia! 286 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,019 -Hey. 287 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,019 -So great to see you. 288 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,080 You too. Thank you 289 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,080 so much for having me. 290 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,150 You know Barry, producer 291 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,150 of everything good? 292 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:37,010 Love "Surviving Essex." 293 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:37,010 It's such... 294 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,199 garbage. I can't 295 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,199 stop watching it. 296 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,010 [ Chuckles ] 297 00:07:40,029 --> 00:07:41,069 Thank you. 298 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,010 So, you know 299 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,010 about these brutal 300 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,039 Charles Manson murders? 301 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,039 -Yes, yes. 302 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,130 You guys, they're my all-time 303 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,130 favorite murders. 304 00:07:47,149 --> 00:07:49,009 [ Laughter ] 305 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:50,089 She's funny. 306 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:53,200 Ah! All right, well, 307 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:53,200 uh, please take a seat. 308 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,070 I like to start off with 309 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,070 casual conversation. 310 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,230 Um, do you have your phone 311 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,230 on you, by any chance? 312 00:07:59,009 --> 00:08:00,139 -My phone? 313 00:07:59,009 --> 00:08:00,139 -Yeah. 314 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,190 Yes, I do. 315 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,190 It's on silent. 316 00:08:02,209 --> 00:08:04,069 Okay, let me see it. 317 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,140 Oh, nice bag. 318 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,150 -Oh, thank you. Oh. 319 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,150 -Beautiful. Yeah. 320 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:11,230 Okay. Cool. 321 00:08:12,009 --> 00:08:13,059 All right. 322 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:15,029 See what we got. 323 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:15,029 -[Chuckle] 324 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,120 Who's Ruby Plume? 325 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:24,189 Um, I haven't thought about 326 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:24,189 her in such a long time. 327 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:26,139 She -- I was 328 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:26,139 in this Web series 329 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,040 she made like five -- 330 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,040 four or five years ago. 331 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,120 -Okay. 332 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,120 -[Clears throat] 333 00:08:31,139 --> 00:08:33,129 [Phone thudding] 334 00:08:31,139 --> 00:08:33,129 Um, what do you think about her? 335 00:08:33,149 --> 00:08:35,079 -Of Ruby? 336 00:08:33,149 --> 00:08:35,079 -Yeah. 337 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,230 She's totally sweet. 338 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,189 She's sweet. Okay. 339 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,170 What do you really 340 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,170 think about her? 341 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,110 Well, she's kind of 342 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:48,110 a tragic figure. 343 00:08:48,129 --> 00:08:50,089 How? 344 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,020 I'm always 345 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,020 really nice to her, 346 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:53,169 but there's, like, 347 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:53,169 a unaddressed kind of 348 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:55,200 weirdness between us, 349 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:55,200 to be honest -- 350 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,020 if I'm being honest. 351 00:08:57,039 --> 00:08:58,059 -Weirdness? 352 00:08:57,039 --> 00:08:58,059 -Mm-hmm. 353 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,170 -Why? 354 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,170 -You know, she asked me 355 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:03,020 to be in her Web series 356 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:03,020 and it was terrible 357 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,139 and offensive 358 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,139 to handicapped people. 359 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:07,099 And I had, like, three 360 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:07,099 terrible monologues in it 361 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,000 and she completely cut me 362 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,000 out of the whole show. 363 00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:13,119 And I know it was only 364 00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:13,119 because she didn't want 365 00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:16,089 anyone to outshine her 366 00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:16,089 in her own work, but... 367 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:17,130 still. 368 00:09:17,149 --> 00:09:19,099 Yeah. 369 00:09:17,149 --> 00:09:19,099 That's not fair. 370 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,220 And she's a lot older 371 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,220 than you think. 372 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,050 She looks good for her age, 373 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,050 but there's photos of her 374 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,230 partying with Beck 375 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,230 from like 2002. 376 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:27,149 And my friend Richard 377 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:27,149 hooked up with her, 378 00:09:27,169 --> 00:09:29,209 said she has huge 379 00:09:27,169 --> 00:09:29,209 areolas, so, like, 380 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,010 I feel really bad 381 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,010 for her. 382 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,099 -Okay. 383 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,099 -But, that being said, 384 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,220 she has a great heart. 385 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,060 Okay. 386 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,080 Um, here you go. 387 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,180 This is, like, unique. 388 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,180 Thank you. 389 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,060 Um, why don't you call her 390 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,060 and tell her that? 391 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,220 [ Laughs ] 392 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,230 No! 393 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:47,159 [chuckling] Why not? 394 00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:49,129 That would be 395 00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:49,129 very cruel. 396 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:52,029 She, uh, 397 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,099 cut you out 398 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,099 of her show, right? 399 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,180 She begrudges your worth. 400 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,180 [ Clears throat ] 401 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,200 I mean, you could just read, 402 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,200 word for word, 403 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,050 what you said. 404 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,050 I wrote it down. 405 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,150 Why would I do -- 406 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,119 I'm confused of why 407 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,119 I would do that. 408 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:10,999 Are you afraid 409 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:10,999 of the truth, Portia? 410 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,189 Great actors 411 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,189 tell the truth. 412 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,060 That's the truth. 413 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,040 Okay. 414 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:22,109 Okay. 415 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:28,230 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 416 00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:30,169 [ Ringing ] 417 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:32,070 It's ringing. 418 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,010 [ Click ] 419 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,010 Portia! 420 00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:36,019 -Hi, Ruby! 421 00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:36,019 -What's up, girl?! 422 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:37,139 I haven't heard from you 423 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:37,139 in forever! 424 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:39,069 I know, I know, 425 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:39,069 I know, I know. 426 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,160 [ Chuckles nervously, 427 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,160 clears throat ] 428 00:10:40,179 --> 00:10:44,089 Listen, I just wanted 429 00:10:40,179 --> 00:10:44,089 to tell you... 430 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,090 the truth. 431 00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:49,130 Okay... 432 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,159 You're really sweet, 433 00:10:51,179 --> 00:10:53,169 but also a tragic figure 434 00:10:51,179 --> 00:10:53,169 whose Web series 435 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:55,000 was embarrassing, 436 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:57,219 and offensive 437 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:57,219 to handicapped people. 438 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,060 ♪♪ 439 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,200 I know you're threatened 440 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,200 by my talent 441 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,110 and that 442 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,110 you're secretly old, 443 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,029 because of that 444 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,029 Beck picture. 445 00:11:06,049 --> 00:11:09,129 And I know that 446 00:11:06,049 --> 00:11:09,129 your areolas are huge. 447 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:12,019 ♪♪ 448 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,199 I think you've got a really 449 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,199 great heart, though. 450 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,070 ♪♪ 451 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,100 [quietly] Who told you 452 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,100 about my areolas? 453 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,160 ♪♪ 454 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,189 You can't do better 455 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,189 than that. 456 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,100 ♪♪ 457 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,100 [ Passing horn blares ] 458 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,120 [knocking] Hi, Nia! 459 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:33,099 Oh, my God. 460 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:33,099 You look stunning. [gasp] 461 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,220 I love everything that's 462 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,220 going on in your top. 463 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,190 Wow! Elliott! 464 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,190 [Both laugh] 465 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,150 Uh, you should've called. 466 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,150 I'm, like, doing emails 467 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:41,169 and stuff. Did Patty 468 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:41,169 let you in or...? 469 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:44,060 Listen, I know you're busy, 470 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:44,060 but I have huge news. 471 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,030 What? 472 00:11:46,049 --> 00:11:48,029 Okay, two things. 473 00:11:46,049 --> 00:11:48,029 One, I finished 474 00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:50,079 a draft of the book. 475 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,180 The entire book? 476 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,020 Oh, my God. Because, 477 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,020 last time we spoke, 478 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:55,099 you, like, didn't even 479 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:55,099 have a page. 480 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,010 I know. I can hardly 481 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,010 believe it myself. 482 00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:59,019 I mean, it just flows 483 00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:59,019 out of me. It's remarkable. 484 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,069 It's insane. 485 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,069 -Wow! God. Congratulations. 486 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,150 [laughing] Thank you. 487 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,009 Well, I don't wanna 488 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,009 celebrate quite yet. 489 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:05,149 I mean, I know it's just 490 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:05,149 one draft and, you know, 491 00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:07,179 I know there are tons 492 00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:07,179 of revisions ahead of me 493 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,070 -Mm-hmm. 494 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,070 -and I also was mugged. 495 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,210 Wait. Oh, my God. 496 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,210 You were mugged? 497 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,040 I'm 99% sure 498 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,040 it was a hate crime. 499 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,199 Oh, my -- I -- Ohh. 500 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,199 I'm so sorry. 501 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,130 It was awful. 502 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,130 They took everything. 503 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:22,049 I had to cancel my cards 504 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:22,049 and they took the laptop. 505 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:25,050 So the whole book is gone. 506 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,230 They took -- They took 507 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,230 the whole book? 508 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:28,179 -Every word. 509 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:28,179 -Wow. 510 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:32,209 [ Horn honks ] 511 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:35,210 [ Telephone rings ] 512 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,000 Hey, Max. 513 00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:39,119 Hey. You ever seen 514 00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:39,119 one of these before? 515 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,089 Yeah. Of course. 516 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,010 Uh, I just wanna talk 517 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,010 to you real quick. 518 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,059 I, um, I want to let you know 519 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,059 that I'm also applying 520 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,120 for the Shanghai position 521 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,120 and I was hoping 522 00:12:48,139 --> 00:12:50,999 that you would be willing 523 00:12:48,139 --> 00:12:50,999 to write me a recommendation, 524 00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,129 you know, 525 00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,129 as my, um, supervisor. 526 00:12:52,149 --> 00:12:56,029 Yeah. You're not 527 00:12:52,149 --> 00:12:56,029 gonna get that. 528 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:57,109 Okay, why not? 529 00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,129 Because Alan Yang's 530 00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,129 gonna get it. 531 00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,199 He's a shoo-in. 532 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,060 He speaks Chinese. 533 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,030 Okay, [sigh] I'm fully aware 534 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,030 that Alan speaks Chinese, 535 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:07,139 but I would really appreciate 536 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:07,139 if I was in the mix for this. 537 00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:11,059 I can't express to you how much 538 00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:11,059 I would love to go to Shanghai. 539 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,220 Then maybe you should play 540 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,220 the lottery 'cause you've got 541 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,069 a better chance 542 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,069 of winning that 543 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,220 than you do of getting 544 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,220 the Shanghai position. 545 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,100 I'm just being 546 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,100 honest with you. 547 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,060 Okay, Max, I -- 548 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,110 I really insist 549 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,069 that I should be 550 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,069 considered on this. 551 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,150 Oh. 552 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,049 Oh, you insist? 553 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,050 I respectfully demand that you 554 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,050 -Oh. 555 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,060 please write me a letter 556 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,060 of recommendation. 557 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,140 Oh, okay. 558 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,140 Well, um, 559 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:34,179 how's this, then? 560 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:34,179 Um -- 561 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,070 "It is 562 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,070 with great enthusiasm 563 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,040 that I recommend 564 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,040 Drew Gardener 565 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:42,149 for the Shanghai 566 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:42,149 position 567 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,199 that he will never get 568 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:46,190 as long as Alan Yang 569 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:46,190 is alive and well 570 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:51,100 'cause Alan Yang speaks 571 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:51,100 Chinese fluently, Drew. 572 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,150 Mm-hmm. 573 00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:55,159 So, you're hiding out 574 00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:55,159 in a motel room 575 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:57,149 in New Hampshire? 576 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:57,149 -Mm-hmm. 577 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,999 And your abuser 578 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,999 would come up 579 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:01,119 with creative ways 580 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:01,119 to hurt you every day. 581 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,019 Can you give me an example 582 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,019 of what that means? 583 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,209 Okay, so, this one time, 584 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,209 we were supposed to meet up. 585 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:08,070 We had plans 586 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:08,070 to take me shopping. 587 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:12,210 -Mm-hmm. 588 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:12,210 -And he was four hours late 589 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,160 because his kid, like, 590 00:14:14,179 --> 00:14:16,039 broke his leg or something. 591 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:20,189 And so I was waiting 592 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:20,189 in the pouring, freezing rain 593 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,040 for four hours. 594 00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,049 I got such a bad cold! 595 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,130 Can you believe that? 596 00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:29,129 Have you ever even heard 597 00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:29,129 of anything like this? 598 00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:30,199 No, I haven't. 599 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,170 But this is interesting. 600 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:35,190 [ Music plays softly ] 601 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:35,190 [drumming] Okay. 602 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,100 [slap] I have an idea. 603 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,120 I think you should call him. 604 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,059 See, 'cause I know 605 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,059 he really liked you. 606 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,140 -Mm. 607 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,140 -So, if he sees 608 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:46,049 you're calling, 609 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:46,049 I think he'll answer. 610 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,230 Okay. Yeah. 611 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,049 I'll do that, yeah. 612 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,080 I mean now! 613 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,080 Jesus. Come on. 614 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,180 Okay. Um...yeah. 615 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,160 ♪♪ 616 00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:59,159 Okay. 617 00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,169 -[Drumming] 618 00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,169 -Okay. 619 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,200 [ Seat squeaking ] 620 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,150 Hey, you've reached private 621 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,150 investigator Keith Powell. 622 00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:07,009 -It's a voicemail. 623 00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:07,009 -Leave a message. 624 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,049 -Okay. 625 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,049 -Sorry I missed your call. 626 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:11,010 [ Beep ] 627 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:11,010 Um, hey, K-Keith. 628 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,079 It's -- It's Dory. 629 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,010 Um, just calling 630 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,010 to check in. 631 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,089 Give me a call back 632 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,089 when you get this. 633 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,100 [quietly] Tell him 634 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,100 you wanna see him. 635 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,190 I'd like to see you, 636 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,190 you know, if you're around. 637 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,080 Tell him 638 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,080 you made a mistake. 639 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,160 And I made a mistake in -- 640 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,160 in breaking up. 641 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:31,049 Tell him you miss him 642 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:31,049 and you wanna have sex. 643 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:36,060 And I miss you, I do, 644 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:36,060 and I miss being with you 645 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,170 and, um, 646 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,230 we should have sex 647 00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:41,129 -Oh, that's good. 648 00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:41,129 -when we see each other. 649 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,199 So, yeah, give me 650 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,199 a call back 651 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:46,150 when you get this 652 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:46,150 and, um, bye. 653 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:47,219 -Good. Okay. 654 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:47,219 -Okay. 655 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 -Yeah. 656 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 -So now we wait. 657 00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:52,009 You let me know 658 00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:52,009 if he calls you. 659 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:54,199 Of course. Totally. 660 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:54,199 Um, I'm sorry, 661 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,060 but I really feel 662 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,060 like I should go. 663 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,130 -Okay. 664 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,130 -Yeah. Okay. 665 00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,019 I'm sorry we came off 666 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:00,109 a little strong 667 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:00,109 and I thank you 668 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:01,999 for being honest, okay? 669 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:01,999 -Yeah, of course. 670 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,229 And, you know, let me know 671 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,229 if you need anything. 672 00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:06,219 And I hope he's okay. 673 00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:06,219 -Yeah, me too. 674 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,130 -Okay. 675 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,130 -Mm-hmm. 676 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:11,009 You know, 677 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:12,179 if I don't hear 678 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:12,179 from him by tomorrow, 679 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,140 I'm gonna call 680 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,140 the police. 681 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,019 -Mm. 682 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,019 -Mm-hmm. 683 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,029 Mm-hmm. 684 00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:20,069 Yeah. Okay. 685 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:25,030 [ Heartbeat ] 686 00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:30,219 [ Heartbeat quickens ] 687 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,180 [ Breathing shakily ] 688 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,010 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 689 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,230 ♪ Just dance, dance, dance ♪ 690 00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:45,999 ♪ To the rhythm 691 00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:45,999 of my heartbeat ♪ 692 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,199 ♪ You don't have to think, 693 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,199 you just have to be ♪ 694 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:54,050 ♪ Let the rhythm set us free ♪ 695 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:56,130 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 696 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,079 I'm -- I'm sorry. 697 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,079 Um, Molly? 698 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,130 Yeah. 699 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,179 Alan's wife, 700 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,179 Molly, right? 701 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,110 -Yeah. 702 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,110 -Hi. So great to meet you. 703 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,169 -Hi. 704 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,169 -I'm Drew Gardner. 705 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,110 I work with Alan. Yeah. 706 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,110 -Oh, Drew! 707 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,060 Hey, he says such 708 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,060 nice things about you. 709 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,129 Do you know Max? 710 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,129 Do you know Max? 711 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:11,080 This is our boss, Max. 712 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:11,080 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 713 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,219 So, you know Molly. 714 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,090 -Yeah. Yeah, we met. 715 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,090 -Of course I know Molly. 716 00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:16,039 We just talked. 717 00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:16,039 -Oh, you just talked? 718 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,159 Oh, that's so cool. 719 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,159 Oh, but, Max, Max, Max. 720 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,150 -What? 721 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,150 -Have you seen how cute 722 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,030 Max's kids are? 723 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,030 -You don't wanna see 724 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:22,129 kid photos, do you? 725 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:22,129 -I do. 726 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,020 You wanna see kid photos? 727 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,020 -I love kids. Show me. 728 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,059 -I think we all do. 729 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,059 -We were just in Quogue 730 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,159 this past weekend. 731 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,160 -She's gonna be a heartbreaker. 732 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,160 -So adorable. 733 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,090 -Yeah, how old is that thing? 734 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,090 -Can't lie. Three. 735 00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,159 -Three? Wow. Oh, wow. 736 00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,159 -Oh, my. Oh. 737 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,030 Think she looks like me? 738 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,030 People say 739 00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:37,169 she looks like me. 740 00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:37,169 -She looks exactly like you. 741 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,190 She's your twin. 742 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,220 ♪♪ 743 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,120 Alan. Hey, man. 744 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,110 Hey, Gardener! 745 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,110 What's up?! 746 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,000 Oh, nothing. 747 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,000 You know, just chilling. 748 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,069 -Cool. Cool. 749 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,069 -I'm real cool. So. 750 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,219 Hey, guess what. 751 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,219 Um, I'm actually gonna be 752 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,140 applying for the 753 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,140 Shanghai job, too. 754 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,140 -You are? 755 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,140 -Yeah, yeah. 756 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,160 Yeah, I just wanna bring it up 757 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,160 and get it out in the open 758 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,000 so that there's no unnecessary 759 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,000 tension between us 760 00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:00,149 in the office or anything. 761 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,230 -Good luck. 762 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,230 -Thanks, man. 763 00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:04,209 No, good luck for you, too. 764 00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:04,209 Um. 765 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,070 Hey, is that your wife 766 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,070 over there? 767 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,229 -Yeah. 768 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,229 -Oh, wow. 769 00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,179 Yeah, she is hot. 770 00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,179 -Huh. 771 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,020 [ Laughter ] 772 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,089 -Sure. 773 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,089 -Of course, yeah. 774 00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:16,229 No, I'm not trying 775 00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:16,229 to be weird or anything. 776 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:20,199 It's just that Max had said -- 777 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:20,199 you know, multiple times, 778 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:24,020 he had mentioned that she was, 779 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:24,020 like, really hot, so. 780 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,229 -Did he? 781 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,229 -Yeah. 782 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:27,199 Yeah, but I-I agree. 783 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:27,199 -Huh. 784 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,200 But, yeah. 785 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,200 I mean, he's a dog. 786 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,030 [ Laughter ] 787 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,030 -Yeah. 788 00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:33,079 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 789 00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:33,079 -Right. 790 00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:35,169 Right. Totally. 791 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,030 ♪♪ 792 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,189 I mean, I heard he's 793 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,189 just got a huge dick. 794 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,030 So... [drums] 795 00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:46,059 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 796 00:18:46,079 --> 00:18:48,069 Bye. 797 00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:49,159 [ Scoff ] 798 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:52,230 ♪♪ 799 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,209 [ Ominous music plays ] 800 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,050 [ Door squeaking ] 801 00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:07,129 ♪♪ 802 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,110 [ Eerie music plays ] 803 00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,130 [ Lock clicking ] 804 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,180 [ Door squeaks ] 805 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:16,170 ♪♪ 806 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,120 [ Pounding on door ] 807 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,050 Keith! 808 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:24,049 Rent is still 809 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:24,049 two weeks late! 810 00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:26,159 [ Pounding on door ] 811 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,170 I know you're in there. 812 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,000 [ Scoff ] 813 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,099 Oh. 814 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,230 [ Door slams ] 815 00:19:41,009 --> 00:19:41,229 [ Gasp ] 816 00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,219 [ Stairs creaking ] 817 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,190 [ Lock clicking, 818 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,190 keys jingling ] 819 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,230 [ Tender's "Vow" plays ] 820 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:50,229 [ Vocalizing ] 821 00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:56,089 ♪♪ 822 00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:58,229 ♪ Sleep beneath the stars ♪ 823 00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:02,179 ♪ Honey, I have all 824 00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:02,179 I need ♪ 825 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,230 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ 826 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:07,169 ♪ Waiting in the car ♪ 827 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:11,150 ♪ Burning all my money 828 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:11,150 on the dashboard ♪ 829 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,070 ♪ For the record ♪ 830 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,189 ♪ Don't need it ♪ 831 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:20,020 ♪ Where I'm going 832 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:20,020 and I can't admit ♪ 833 00:20:20,039 --> 00:20:21,079 ♪ No way of knowing ♪ 834 00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:24,099 ♪ Is it cold outside? ♪ 835 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,169 ♪ No way of knowing ♪ 836 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,190 ♪ Will you be my guide? ♪ 837 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:33,090 ♪ I'm gonna need you tonight ♪ 838 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:37,149 Tell me everything 839 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:37,149 is all right 840 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:42,100 You wouldn't do it, 841 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:42,100 but I just might 842 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,189 So, show me how 843 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,130 You made the vow 844 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:50,140 I'm gonna need you tonight 845 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:55,030 Walking miles 846 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:55,030 in the moonlight 847 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:59,139 Got myself 848 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:59,139 into the wrong fight 849 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,210 So show me where 850 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:05,170 To make amends 851 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:08,120 [ Vocalizing ] 852 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,070 ♪♪ 853 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:10,149 [ Slams button ] 854 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,130 [ Chime ] 855 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,190 [ Slam ] 856 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,130 [ Ominous music plays ] 857 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,130 Aah! [gasp] 858 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,050 ♪♪ 859 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,139 Hey. 860 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,130 Dory, would you 861 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,130 ever consider 862 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,000 joining me, 863 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,000 like full-time? 864 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:36,229 Gets lonely, 865 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:36,229 working solo. 866 00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:41,079 I think you have a knack 867 00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:41,079 for this PI stuff. 868 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,079 We'll make a really 869 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,079 great team. 870 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:46,059 ♪♪ 871 00:21:46,079 --> 00:21:47,139 How's that sound? 872 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,040 Will you consider it? 873 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,019 [ Breathing shakily ] 874 00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:54,179 [ Cries out ] 875 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,070 I really wish 876 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,070 you would. 877 00:21:57,089 --> 00:22:00,219 [ Groaning ] 878 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,080 Oh, baby. 879 00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:05,179 [ Groaning ] 880 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,080 Oh, baby. 881 00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:12,109 [ Groaning ] 882 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:15,050 Ahh! 883 00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:16,229 Oh, my God. 884 00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:18,179 You see that, baby? 885 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,020 ♪♪ 886 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,999 What is that? 887 00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:28,039 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 888 00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:30,139 ♪ Pretending ♪ 889 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,140 ♪ Hurts? ♪ 890 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,060 ♪ (You, you) ♪ 891 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:38,049 ♪♪ 892 00:22:38,069 --> 00:22:40,009 ♪ (You, you) ♪ 893 00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:42,229 ♪♪ 894 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:47,009 ♪ Might as well ♪ 895 00:22:47,029 --> 00:22:49,119 ♪ Just let you ♪ 896 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,220 ♪ Burn ♪ 897 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,220 -[Coughs] 898 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:51,230 [ Thud ] 899 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:53,099 ♪♪