That's how you're going
to treat me when I love you?
Huh?
-[ Screams ]
I love you!
-I'm sorry. Who is Keith?
-I don't know any of these
people you're talking about.
[ Panting ]
[ Knock on door ]
Elliott: Hey, Dor, I'm going
to come in. Okay?
Are we doing
okay in here?
Uh-huh.
Good. Yeah.
Good, good, good.
I'm just need to sit down.
[ Breathing shakily ]
Elliott.
Yeah?
We killed him.
Keith's dead.
We killed him.
I know.
What do we do, Elliott?
I don't know what to do.
What do we do?
Shh, shh, shh.
So, um, Chantal wants to
take us all out to dinner.
So we're going
to go to dinner.
And that's what
we're going to do.
Okay?
What?
Okay, I need you to stand up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't go to dinner.
Whoa!
They want to go to dinner.
We're not going to go to dinner.
We can't go to
this dinner, right?
Okay. I understand
that there is
a body folded up
in a closet.
And we have to deal
with that, okay?
And we will. But we are
going to go to dinner.
Then we're going to
come back from dinner.
Then everyone else
is going to go to sleep.
And then the three of us
are going to deal with the thing
and be done with it, okay?
But right now, I need all of us
to do our best to pretend
that we are good, normal,
non-murdering people.
We're not murderers.
Exactly.
Very good, Dor.
Okay?
Okay.
Chantal:
Hey, guys? I need to eat!
My blood sugar level's
are crashing.
I hate her so much.
♪ Obedear,
the sky is low watch ♪
♪ Fluent sea men rig
their rudders so they'll ♪
-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God, you guys.
I did not just eat that entire
basket by myself, did I?
Oh, my God, I didn't realize
how hungry I was.
Oh, no.
-You've been through a lot.
You eat as much popcorn shrimp
as you need, girly girl.
No, seriously, though, you guys,
I don't usually eat this much.
How many calories
do you think are in this?
That's probably, like,
2,000 calories.
[ Laughs ]
Stop it.
Matthieu, uh,
where do you live?
Because I feel like
we could, uh, drop you off.
Yeah. That'd be good.
Dory, I think Matthieu
is going to keep
hanging out with us.
We just got to get up
really early tomorrow, so...
No, I thought we could
hang out at the house
and watch a movie
and just sort of play it by ear.
You guys, aw.
It's just hitting me
that this is my last
night off the grid.
And I kind of want
to get effing lit.
-Whoo!
-You know?
-Yeah.
-I don't think
that's a good idea.
-Yeah, no, I've been
driving all day.
-Aw, come on.
We -- we should go home.
Guys, perhaps, this will
make everyone happy.
[ Gasping ]
♪ This is going to be
a long night, long night ♪
This will turn
your frowns upside down.
♪ This is going to be
a long night ♪
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
[ Sighs ] Okay.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.
Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny, Johnny.
No!
You still didn't get it!
I did exactly
what you did.
-No.
-Portia?
-What?
-Have you chosen a room yet?
-No.
-Maybe you and Matthieu
should go take your pick,
wink wink.
No, no one is leaving
until Matthieu gets it.
This guy's so stupid.
We're going to be out here
'til morning.
I know. I know.
Drewsky,
Drewsky, can you do it?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.
Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny, Johnny.
Drew's got it. He's got it.
He got it.
-That's what I did.
-Excuse me.
No, come on, guys.
That's exactly what I did!
You guys are making, uh,
fun of me. Because I'm the...
Oh, I'm the silly
French Canadian man.
No.
No, it's not funny!
[ Laughs mockingly ]
It's so funny.
No, it's not funny, guys.
I'm going to go
check on Drew.
[ Laughs ]
Okay, ready?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny --
No, I don't care!
[ Synthesizer playing ]
♪♪
Um, my bus
left hours ago.
[ Footsteps approaching ]
Look, Dory, we can
still call the police.
Okay. Okay? Good people
would call the police.
Let's call the police.
Okay, what are you
going to tell them?
We'll tell them the truth,
Elliott. It was self-defense.
Okay. But, Dory,
was it self-defense?
Because it sounded a little
foggier than that to me, so...
Yes. Yeah, it's true.
Are you hurt anywhere?
I mean, no. But, I mean, I did
hit my head earlier. I just --
I don't have a bump or anything.
I just have a headache still.
Okay.
Look, Elliott,
when I got in the kitchen,
he had her pinned down.
There was blood everywhere.
Okay. I get that.
But, Dory, like, why would
this guy want to hurt you?
And do not say,
"I don't know."
I don't know.
I mean, I -- other --
other -- other than I --
I don't -- I don't know.
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey, Dory?
Why was Keith
on top of you?
It was because
I felt threatened.
I mean, I felt threatened.
So I -- so I tased him.
Dory, I'm sorry.
You -- you tased him first?
That can't be true, right?
Please tell me
that's not true.
Please tell me --
Well, then it's not...
No.
Tell me.
I just -- I just need a --
need a second to think about
it, though, for a second.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
But this is not
looking good, okay?
Drew, you buying a bus
ticket to leave Montreal
and the fact that
you bludgeoned the guy
that your girlfriend was
cheating on you with, I'm sorry.
That is so sketch. Okay?
Add that to the fact that we
stuffed a guy in a closet
and left him there for hours
while we all went out to dinner?
I mean, it is so,
so, so sketch.
That was your idea,
though, Elliott.
Okay. I know! I know!
We were all involved.
Okay?
We all moved the body.
And I guess that's, like,
a felony or whatever.
And we could serve up to, like,
four years in prison, alone,
for just doing that.
Okay. Now, I can't.
I can't. I'm going to call.
I am calling the police.
No, no!
Elliott! Elliott!
Stop! No! Elliott!
Fuck! Ow! Fuck, Drew!
Okay. Okay, Dory, Dory,
was it self-defense?
Yes or no.
He was attacking me.
Or maybe he was
just talking to me.
It's all still
very muddled.
Okay. Okay.
So in her own words,
"He was attacking me.
But maybe he was
just talking to me.
It's all still
very muddled."
So, Drew, do you want to
tell that to the police?
Then -- then we turn
ourselves in.
Okay, then
we go to jail?
Do you want to go to jail,
Dory, Canadian jail?
I don't want to go to jail.
Do you want to go to jail, Drew?
No, I don't want
to go to jail.
Then I'm going to
leave it up to Dory.
Dory, what do you
want to do?
♪♪
I want it
to not have happened.
Okay. Then, we need
to get some shovels.
[ Clanging ]
-Hey, look.
-What is this?
Dory, look at our cart.
Okay?
It's obvious that
we're burying a body.
Okay, so we need to get other
stuff so that we look innocent.
Okay. No, nw it just looks
like we're burying a baby.
Okay, Drew?
Why? Who said that?
Who said that?
Stop.
♪ Check out the gargoyle,
stand at the high wall ♪
♪ Check out my
kingdom shine ♪
♪ All my gold coins ♪
[ Giggling ]
[ Squealing ]
Totally! I can't believe
we're still partying
when we have to hit
the road by 8:00 A.M.
If you think about it,
that means we should probably
wake up by 6:00 A.M.
if everyone wants
to get in the shower.
I think we should call it.
I'll sleep
when I'm dead!
What a fun thing
to say, Chantal!
Portia, Portia, Portia!
What?
Have sex with Matthieu already.
What's going on?
I'm trying.
But it's not like
I haven't given him
the green light.
When we were at dinner,
he was all like,
"Oh, I love
pretty blond women." Yeah.
And then,
he brings the coke,
which to me is flirty.
I'm just confused.
Because I wore, like,
my hottest shorts.
Where did Drew and Dory go?
They went to bed, so.
Oh, losers!
♪ Check out the armor,
protect the arsenal ♪
♪ Villiafied sweet,
make of a monster ♪
It's the biggest one
they have.
That's not big enough.
You don't know...
I think I should get in.
...unless you know his body.
No.
You know it so well,
you know if
it'll fit in a --
Hey. You got to get
the zebra print one.
It's the same size,
it has more compartments in it.
And it's 25% off.
Okay. Uh, I think we like
the black one, thank you.
But this one's cheaper.
-Yeah, we know.
-And it looks more expensive.
Okay. I think we
just want the black --
You don't know
what you want!
Okay.
Good, six.
My turn.
[ Grunts ]
-That's so good.
-[ Chuckles ]
Matthieu, when are you
going to go for it with Portia?
I'm not.
So then go home.
Sorry, sorry, I just meant
more like, "Why?
What's up? And what are
you waiting for?"
Et cetera.
I find your Johnny Whoopsie,
uh, prank
to be very disrespectful,
and I'm not
going to stand for it.
-I did ballet.
-Yeah, but that doesn't
get you anywhere in life.
-And, look, I'm going
to sleep here
on the sofa tonight.
Because it's late and I don't
want to bother my friends.
I don't like you.
And I don't like
your attitude.
Okay.
Matthieu, let me just say,
I completely understand.
I think Johnny Whoops is --
it's a twisted game.
Okay? And it's --
it should be outlawed.
Also, you know it's not really
prank game, right? [ Chuckles ]
I can, like, tell you
how to do it, if you want.
So at the end, you just
cross your arms like this.
So this whoops,
it's a red herring.
It's actually just this.
[ Laughs ]
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
Show her. Show Portia.
Hey, Portia.
Yeah?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.
Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny, Johnny.
[ Screaming ]
[ Cash register beeping ]
Don't put the shovels
on the counter.
I'll walk around.
We're going to go see
what the upstairs looks like.
-Oh, you're so obvious.
-Good night.
Aaah!
So it's just us.
[ Laughs ]
We should probably go to bed
like everyone else,
don't you think?
You go ahead.
I just want to, like...
I want to, like, soak up
the last couple hours
of my escapism.
You know?
That's so cool.
[ Sighs ]
Hey, have you ever done,
like, a Sleeping Beauty?
It's wild.
No. What's that?
Okay. It's like
a sedative high.
Most people think
sleeping pills are, like,
weirdly, just for sleep,
which is so lame.
Actually, when you mix it
with coke like an upper,
it's, like, the best
spiritual high.
You fall down tunnels
of light for hours.
That's exactly
what I need.
Okay. I knew
you'd be down, bitch.
Let me go upstairs
and get my dopp kit.
Okay.
Oh, Christ. This is
the worst day of my life.
Actually, we -- we don't
really need change.
So I think we're --
Legally, I can't do that.
The register has to be
completely accounted for.
So I need you to help me
find the coins.
[ Sighs ]
I need to help you
find the coins?
Drew.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, okay. I mean,
I'll help you find the coins.
Makes sense.
Yeah, okay.
It's just so obvious
that Drew wanted to
sit next to me in that class.
Uh-huh.
But I had to move over
for Desiree.
And I just know that the whole
year would've gone differently
if we got to sit next
to each other, you know?
Totally, yeah.
[ Rattling ]
Hey. Were you able
to clean up at all?
No. Okay? I just finally
put everyone to bed.
Now, let's get
the fuck out of here
before the sun comes up.
Okay.
Okay?
I feel like you should've
just gotten a black bag.
[ Sighs ]
[ Gasps ]
-One, two, three.
-Oh, God. Careful.
[ Groans ]
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, wait a minute,
just bend -- just...
[ Bone cracks ]
Oh, gosh. It's so stiff.
Okay. Uh, maybe
if there's a way
that we can just put him
in a fetal position
and jam him in there.
No, no, it's too small.
The bag's too small. I told you!
This is the biggest bag
that they had, Dory.
Shh, shh, okay. I think
if we truly can just...
I'm sorry.
But just, like, crack...
Portia: Guys, are you up?
Dory: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Okay.
-Hey, Porsh.
-Hi.
Oh, Dor, oh, I don't
know about Matthieu.
Oh, yeah?
I think he might be really dumb.
He puked. And then,
he still wanted to do it.
And I just need a second
to think about it.
Totally, yeah, let's go
sit on the couch.
Let's talk about it.
No. I need to get
a glass of water.
I'll go get it for you.
You go sit.
I'll bring it to you.
Okay. What's going on?
You guys are being so weird.
I feel very left out.
Well, why won't you just let me
get you a glass of water?
I can get it myself.
Hey, no, Portia, stop!
Stop!
Stop right there, stop.
Whoa, why?
Portia,
hi, sweetie.
Hi.
Just trust us.
Why?
If you go in this kitchen,
your career
will be ruined.
You guys are being crazy.
Is Drew in there?
I can't be the only one
that doesn't know.
That's insane.
Portia, Portia, listen to me.
♪ What do you say? ♪
I want you to imagine
the worst thing possible.
Okay.
It's worse than that.
And if you go in there,
you're choosing to be a part
of something
that's very big.
And -- and it's very bad.
So just go to sleep, okay?
♪ What do you say? ♪
Okay.
Fine.
Whatever.
I have to know.
Portia, no!
No! No!
[ Screams ]
No, shh, shh, shh.
[ Screams ]
Shh, shh, shh.
You have to be quiet.
Otherwise, you're going to
wake up everybody else.
What is that?
Is that a real person?
Yes, this is
all very real.
Is he dead?
Yes.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Why is he in a suitcase?
-Okay. It was all just a...
What -- what are you doing?
-...terrible mistake, okay?
It was a misunderstanding.
Drew was trying to help me.
And I was trying
to help Chantal.
And it just happened.
You killed him?
We didn't mean to.
It was an accident.
Okay. Who is that?
It's Keith.
Keith, Keith,
remember Chantal said
that she didn't
know Keith?
Yes.
So why would you kill him?
We didn't mean to kill him.
Okay.
We didn't mean to kill him.
It just happened, yeah.
Did you call the police?
No, calling the police
isn't an option anymore.
I really wish
I didn't see this.
I know.
I would've actually preferred
to not see this.
I know.
And as my friend...
But we told you --
... I can't believe you let me
in a room with a dead guy!
Portia! I told you
not to come in here.
Didn't I? We told you
not to come in here.
So what we're
going to do is,
we're going to
take care of this.
And then, we never
have to talk about it
or think about it
ever again.
And we can just erase
it from our lives, okay?
Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
I get so dramatic.
Don't be sorry.
I'm sensitive.
And I'm just, like,
I'm just a little...
I'm just worried someone
might come look for him.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. But honestly,
the truth is,
I don't think anyone will.
Yeah.
You know?
He was just
kind of, like, a loser.
Yeah. He had, like, a sad life.
He was an isolated P.I.
It's like he
never even existed, so.
Yeah. What about,
like, family or...
Like, does he have a family?
He has an ex-wife.
Okay.
But he doesn't
have a family, really.
You know?
And he has a daughter.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God, Dory.
He has a daughter?
-That makes me feel sick.
-Jesus Christ!
Dory, that makes me
feel sick.
Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys, guys,
I've obviously made
a million mistakes.
Okay? I shouldn't have
dragged you all into this.
And it was so stupid.
I mean, every -- everything
I did was for nothing.
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
I don't know
what else to say.
Dory.
Dory, sweetie,
you know what I think?
I think if we sort of snuggle
him up in the fetal position,
he's going to --
he's going to fit
right into the suitcase.
Okay. Let's --
let's just stop here.
Okay. Okay.
All hands on deck, guys.
It's a lot harder to dig a hole
than you would think, weirdly.
-[ Screams ]
-Shh! Shh! Portia! Portia!
-God! Oh, my God!
-Oh, God.
-It's so creepy.
-Okay. Okay.
Let's go around there. C'mon.
-It's nothing.
-We can't bury him here.
-Let's just go around there.
Come on, Portia,
get it together. Let's go.
-She's watching us.
-Okay. Are you happy?
-Do I look like that?
-No.
Drew?
Ow-wee!
[ Groans ]
[ Door hinges creak ]
[ Groans ]
Drew, are you awake?
Portia?
I'm just going
to bunk with you, okay?
Because my bed is so cold.
[ Sighs ]
Okay. Okay.
[ Panting ]
Portia: My foot hurts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
Nothing. I just want
to get his cellphone
and delete all the text messages
and get his wallet.
Okay. Well, I really think
we should leave
all the stuff the way it is.
Don't you think?
No, but it'll be
better that way.
Because in case
anybody finds it,
they won't be able
to identify him.
What is that?
I guess he just
wanted the reward money.
Ow, God, my feet
are hurting so bad!
Yes, everything about this
is uncomfortable, Portia.
Elliott, I think can complain
a little bit, Elliott.
We're literally
digging a grave.
It's just such a weird
way to end my day.
Okay. What is going on?
This hole won't get any deeper.
It won't get any goddamn deeper.
What's going on?
All right, Ell,
why don't we just calm down
a little bit? Okay, pal?
Okay. I don't understand.
I don't understand.
How is this pile of dirt so big
but this hole
is so small, Drew?
Explain it to me.
It's small. It's small, pal.
How is this so big
and this is so small?
Why don't you take a break?
I don't need to take a break!
Okay.
I just need to know
what the fuck
is going on! Okay?
Elliott...
[ Muffled screaming ]
I'm fine.
It's okay.
I'm ready to keep digging.
Okay.
Okay. The sun is coming up.
We got to do this now.
Well, it's not
deep enough, Elliott.
It's as deep as it's going
to get, Drew. Come on.
What do you mean, it's as deep
as it's going to get?
-It's a hole.
-Drew, stop. Get out. Get out.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. It's wet.
Oh, God.
On three.
One, two, three.
I heard a crack.
Shh, we got to cover
it up with dirt now. Come on.
[ Groans ]
Are you going
to bone me or what?
No.
I think it looks good.
It looks good.
It just looks like dirt.
I think we should go.
Okay.
Guys, guys, guys, shouldn't
we pray or something?
Absolutely not.
No, let's go.
A man is dead.
We have to say something.
We're not animals.
Dory, you knew him.
You want to say something?
I didn't have any
connection to him.
Can we have a moment
of silence then, please?
Fine.
Everyone bow your heads.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
Can you guys just turn off
your phones for one second?!
-It's not me.
I don't have mine.
I don't have my phone.
So it wasn't me.
What?
[ Cellphone chimes ]
It's Keith's.
♪ Here, we're walking over
sticks and stones ♪
God.
♪ The enemy shadows
start retreating ♪
♪ I feel my blood
begin to flow ♪
It's from his daughter.
-Oh, God.
-What does it say?
♪♪
"Are you with Dory?"
♪♪
♪ You make my eyes
cut through the dark ♪
♪ Night vision ♪
♪ Killing shadows with a spark ♪
♪ You give me night vision ♪
♪ In the pitch black,
we start to glow ♪
♪ Night vision ♪