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♪ Amazing grace ♪

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♪ How sweet, yeah, the sooo-- ♪

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There's a warble in the mike.

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Are you picking up on that?

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Are you planning

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on singing?

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No, no, no, no.

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I just want to be prepared

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for all possibilities, so --

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Hey! Oh, my God.

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No, you're early!

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This isn't what

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it's gonna look like.

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This is all

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gonna be top shelf.

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And there's gonna be

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a water-bottle display

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on each

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of the three pillars,

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and I've hired this woman

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to literally walk around

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and create small-talk.

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I got some big news

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for the both of us.

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You ready for this?

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-I don't know.

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-Don't be scared.

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-Okay.

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-It's good.

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-Okay.

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"New York Magazine."

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-No!

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-Yes.

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-Don't do that.

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-I'm sorry.

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But I pitched your idea

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to these editors,

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and they loved it,

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so they want it ready

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to print ASAP.

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Oh, my God -- okay,

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I've -- I'm blind.

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You are?

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-I can't see.

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-Uh-oh, uh-oh.

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I have too much work to do,

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and I can't see. I'm kidding.

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I can see, but I need to get

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back to work right now.

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-Go for it.

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-Thank you so much.

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Alanna, yeah, no.

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Why are you touching the --

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we said just touch

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from the top.

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When you touch anywhere lower,

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we get fingerprints.

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So just touch

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from the top.

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Nothing was stolen.

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I mean,

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nothing was even moved.

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I just feel like

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whoever made this note

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must be

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a professional, right?

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Well, the way I see it

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is you got two choices.

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You, uh, you do what they say

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and stop,

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or you say screw those guys

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and you keep digging.

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Well, I mean,

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I can't just stop.

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Yeah.

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All right,

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that's my girl.

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Should we check out

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this cult?

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I m-- I mean,

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I already did that.

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Yeah, but did you go

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through their trash?

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No.

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Well, if you want to know

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what somebody's up to,

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you got to take a look at what

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they're throwing away.

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Mm, really?

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Hey, that's the kid

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from the fishing trip, huh?

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Yeah, that was

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the priest's son.

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And who's that?

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Uh, we used to be lovers.

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Hey, Zack.

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I'm gonna need you

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to update it

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to the most recent version

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of the slide show

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like I've asked you

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anywhere between two

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to four times, okay?

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I need the original version

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of the slide show

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like I asked before!

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I'm so sorry.

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Uh, no.

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We used to be

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in a relationship,

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and I'm just kind of back

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in the single life

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and it's been really hard.

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-Me too.

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I feel you.

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I feel you.

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Oh, so y-you're single.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh.

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Here we are --

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two single men.

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Mm.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Well, I have a big question

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to ask you.

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Okay, ask me.

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Why this?

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Why water?

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Uh, wow.

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Um, the political answer --

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someone has to.

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-Right.

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-You know, someone has to.

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Um, but the real answer

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[Laughs]

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if I'm being honest, um,

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survivor's guilt.

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Oh, right.

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I was gonna ask about that.

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Do you feel comfortable

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talking about it?

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Do I feel comfortable

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talking about the moment

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when my mom got the call

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that her son had

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stage-four lymphoma?

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-Mm.

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-Or when I found out

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that my sophomore year

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in high school

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might be my last year

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on Earth?

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Yeah, no, I actually

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do feel comfortable

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talking about that.

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What I would rather talk about

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is the moment

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where I realized that

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I am not the only one in pain.

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And fuck me for not

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realizing it sooner.

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Dina, do you think

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you could, like, zhoosh it

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a little bit more?

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-Yeah.

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'Cause I feel a little bit

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like...krrkk, you know?

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Hi, Dunky!

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Uh, can we have a second?

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-Sure.

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-Bye.

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What's up?

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Really great scene

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earlier.

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-Thank you.

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-You're killing it.

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Um, remember

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what I said earlier?

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Garcia confronts

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the serial killer?

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Um, yeah.

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I'm, like, so excited.

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Well, uh, I just want you

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to be ready

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that when that happens,

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Garcia dies.

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What?

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I'm s-- I'm sorry.

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Did you just say

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that I die?

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It's just where the story

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was going,

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and I think

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Kippy pitched it.

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Kippy?!

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And then

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we were like, "Yes,"

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and it just sort of

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all came together.

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It just made sense.

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I just -- I'm sorry.

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I thought I was, like,

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an incredible actor.

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Oh, you are.

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It's just that the show

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needs you to die.

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[ Voice breaking ] Is there,

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like, a SAG-AFTRA representative

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who I can talk to?

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Or, like, I just need

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to write someone a letter,

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or, like, can I have another

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audition or something?

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Like, is there anything

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that I can do?

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There's just --

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there's no room

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for a discussion

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on this, Portia.

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I'm sorry.

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-[ Crying ]

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Um, I'm just gonna

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leave this here.

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Ah, shit.

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What do we do now?

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How far

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do you want to go?

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[ Horn honks in distance ]

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Do it, yeah.

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[ Chain rattles ]

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-Pia?

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-Dory!

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-Hi.

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-You're back.

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Yeah,

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what are you doing here?

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I'm so happy to see you.

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Why are you, um, cleaning

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the floor with a toothbrush?

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I wanted to, for Edwin.

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It's the least I could do.

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Are you here

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to see Brick?

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No.

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Actually, no.

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I think I left my wallet here

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last night,

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so we just came by just to --

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just to check.

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We?

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Dory, are you here

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with someone else?

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No. No, I am not.

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No. I just --

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I didn't mean to --

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-[ Whistles, clicks tongue ]

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-Who is that?

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-Oh, okay.

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I'm sorry to bother you.

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Have a nice day!

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Keith:

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All right, come on, come on.

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Edwin!

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Brick!

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They're taking our trash!

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Go, go, go, go go!

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we had a break-in

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last night.

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We wrote them in English

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and Spanish, so...

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You should get a weapon,

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just in case.

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I have a bat.

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I have something

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way better.

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[ Classical music playing ]

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-Mom.

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-Oh!

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I keep forgetting

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you have your own key.

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They're killing Garcia.

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Who's Garcia?

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My character

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on "Surviving Essex."

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Oh! I thought you were talking

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about a real person.

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No, Mom. Like, I don't get

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to do the show anymore.

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What did you do wrong?

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I didn't do anything wrong.

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They love me.

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No, let's be real,

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Portia.

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If they liked you,

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they would've kept you alive

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and talking.

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Mom, that's not how

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television works, okay?

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The creators have a story

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that they have to tell,

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and sometimes the kill

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their most beloved

304
00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,190
characters off

305
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to keep people

306
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entertained.

307
00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:46,179
Well, if you're going

308
00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:46,179
to defend them,

309
00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,199
I don't know what position

310
00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,199
you want me to take

311
00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,050
in this matter.

312
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I just came here 'cause I

313
00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:52,099
thought you could give me,

314
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,130
like, a little sympathy.

315
00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,159
Oh, boo hoo.

316
00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,159
I mean, really, come on.

317
00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:59,090
Your character didn't make

318
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a lick of sense.

319
00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,100
I mean, here you are,

320
00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,100
this privileged white person

321
00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,170
from the Upper West Side

322
00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,170
playing an illegal immigrant

323
00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:08,029
who somehow gets a job

324
00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:08,029
with the NYPD?

325
00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,030
I mean, you're basically

326
00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,030
stealing

327
00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,200
from the Latina

328
00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,200
community.

329
00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:15,100
You watched it.

330
00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,080
Well...

331
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,180
This is starting to feel

332
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,180
a little useless.

333
00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:27,179
You know, that's the thing

334
00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:27,179
about P.I. work

335
00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,049
is there's a lot

336
00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,049
of dead ends.

337
00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,229
And then you're sitting outside

338
00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,229
in your car

339
00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:35,139
for the 15th straight hour,

340
00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:35,139
sick off deli coffee and...

341
00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,109
you know, you want to give up,

342
00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,129
thinking about how your dad

343
00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,129
never forgave you

344
00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:44,039
for not taking over

345
00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:44,039
the family business,

346
00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:48,190
and then boom -- it just

347
00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:48,190
comes to you, you know?

348
00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,029
You put it all together

349
00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,029
and you figure out

350
00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:53,030
how to find that scared

351
00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:53,030
little girl

352
00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,230
and bring her back home

353
00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,230
to her family,

354
00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:56,079
safe and sound.

355
00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,220
And you remember why

356
00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,220
you're doing it to begin with,

357
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,100
and that it's okay

358
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,100
to be a lone wolf.

359
00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,150
That's a little cheesy.

360
00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:05,170
Sorry.

361
00:08:05,189 --> 00:08:07,149
No, no.

362
00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,120
-Nah.

363
00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,120
-That's great.

364
00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,119
Yeah, I don't know.

365
00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,119
You want another beer?

366
00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:14,149
-Yeah.

367
00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:14,149
-Yeah?

368
00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,030
All right.

369
00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:21,070
Here.

370
00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:21,070
-Thanks.

371
00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,169
[ Electricity crackles ]

372
00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,199
Jesus.

373
00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,210
Hey, why do you

374
00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,210
even have a taser?

375
00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,030
My aunt had it

376
00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,040
when she thought her life

377
00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,040
was in danger,

378
00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,080
but she doesn't

379
00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,080
need it anymore.

380
00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,230
She's dead.

381
00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:35,019
Could you not touch

382
00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:35,019
all my crap?

383
00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,099
What are you doing?

384
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,220
So I looked it up,

385
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,220
and the taser's worth $500,

386
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,140
so I'm either gonna take

387
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,140
one big thing

388
00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,189
that's equal to that

389
00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,040
or a bunch of small things

390
00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,040
that add up to that.

391
00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,129
Okay?

392
00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,129
-No, you're not.

393
00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,079
Okay? Can you just

394
00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,079
take this back, then?

395
00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,010
Because I actually

396
00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,010
bought my stuff

397
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,039
'cause I like my stuff.

398
00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,119
I don't like this.

399
00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,119
Take this.

400
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,099
-No, we're already doing this.

401
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,099
-Okay.

402
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,170
How much is this?

403
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,170
It's cute.

404
00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,070
Maybe I can wear it

405
00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,070
to lunch next week

406
00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,100
when I finally meet my dad.

407
00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,120
Jesus.

408
00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,019
Would you please put

409
00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,019
that back, okay?

410
00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:04,159
That's my girlfriend,

411
00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:04,159
Dory's.

412
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:06,049
You don't

413
00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:06,049
have to look away.

414
00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,090
They're just human tits.

415
00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,090
I know I don't

416
00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,090
have to look away.

417
00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,140
I just prefer not

418
00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,140
to see your breasts.

419
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,069
[ Chuckles ]

420
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,069
Look. Turn around.

421
00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,170
[ Sighs ]

422
00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:18,110
So, who do you think

423
00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:18,110
looks better,

424
00:09:18,129 --> 00:09:21,049
me or your girlfriend?

425
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,130
I think that you both have

426
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,130
a certain charm.

427
00:09:27,059 --> 00:09:28,209
Can you please

428
00:09:27,059 --> 00:09:28,209
take that off?

429
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,010
-Okay.

430
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,010
-Jesus.

431
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,030
Woman: Our mission at Pour

432
00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,169
is to provide clean and healthy

433
00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,169
water for villages in Uganda.

434
00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:40,030
With your help, we can change

435
00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:40,030
the landscape of Africa

436
00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:42,169
and leave a legacy

437
00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:42,169
of life for tomorrow.

438
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,200
Because we all speak

439
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,200
the language of friendship.

440
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,130
Thank you in advance

441
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,130
for your support.

442
00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:49,079
All: Thank you!

443
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:52,180
[ Applause ]

444
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,060
Thank you guys so much.

445
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,060
Whoa.

446
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,220
[ Giggles ]

447
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,220
Sorry.

448
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,220
It's like I've never been

449
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,220
on stage before.

450
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,010
[ Laughter ]

451
00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:01,179
I have.

452
00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:01,179
I have been on stage.

453
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,050
Don't make me list my credits,

454
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,150
um, I was Mack the Knife

455
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,150
on stage 13 years ago

456
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,189
in my high school production

457
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,189
of "Threepenny Opera", bitch.

458
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,220
[ Laughter ]

459
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,060
Uh, what I do want to say

460
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,050
is that when you take a sip

461
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,050
of water tonight,

462
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,020
I want you to feel

463
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,020
fucking guilty.

464
00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:16,169
[ Laughter ]

465
00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:20,100
In all seriousness,

466
00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:20,100
we do need your help.

467
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,090
We really do.

468
00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:25,220
We raised enough money

469
00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:25,220
to get here, tonight,

470
00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:29,229
but tonight-tonight, we need

471
00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:29,229
to raise enough money

472
00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,069
to make clean water

473
00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,069
in Africa a reality.

474
00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:36,040
Okay.

475
00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:37,999
If you guys are with me,

476
00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:37,999
let's do this.

477
00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,189
Okay?

478
00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,189
Invest in Pour.

479
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,079
Huh!

480
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,040
No!

481
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,040
That didn't count!

482
00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,079
-That's in!

483
00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,079
-No, that does not count!

484
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,130
That went in.

485
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,189
No, because your legs

486
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,189
crossed the line.

487
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,030
There's no line.

488
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,030
There's no line.

489
00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:53,149
That's the whole point!

490
00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:53,149
Yes!

491
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,039
-I don't see your line.

492
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,039
-Your legs crossed this one.

493
00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,159
-I'm a renegade.

494
00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,159
-No, it doesn't count.

495
00:10:56,179 --> 00:11:00,009
All right, you want to, uh,

496
00:10:56,179 --> 00:11:00,009
should we get back to it?

497
00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,149
Yeah, sure.

498
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,060
So how long have you and this

499
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,060
Dory chick been together?

500
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,060
I don't know,

501
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,060
about three years.

502
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,180
Why?

503
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,200
What do you mean, "why"?

504
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:18,200
I do not see you two

505
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:18,200
together, dude.

506
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,070
Um...

507
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,150
I mean, like,

508
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,150
we're really good friends,

509
00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,099
so we're really comfortable

510
00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,099
with each other,

511
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,190
if that's what you mean.

512
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:30,010
Sounds like

513
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:30,010
you don't fuck.

514
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,039
No, we do.

515
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,999
Yeah, yeah.

516
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,999
We definitely do.

517
00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:36,209
Not a lot lately, I guess,

518
00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:36,209
'cause things have been

519
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:40,060
pretty stressful

520
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:40,060
around here, but, uh...

521
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,130
we do.

522
00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:46,219
[ Grace Mitchell's

523
00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:46,219
"Runaway" plays ]

524
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,229
♪ I see myself

525
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,229
in your hazy eyes ♪

526
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,129
♪ Hands on my side,

527
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,129
moves just like mine ♪

528
00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:05,109
♪ I could feel you on my

529
00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:05,109
shoulder, I could die ♪

530
00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:06,189
I really like this song.

531
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:11,020
I like songs that take

532
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:11,020
you there, you know?

533
00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,169
Yeah.

534
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,100
Wait, didn't you say

535
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,090
you found a piece

536
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,090
of a check earlier?

537
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,230
Can I see it?

538
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,230
-Yeah.

539
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,170
This one?

540
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,170
-Yeah.

541
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,180
TW Brownway.

542
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,109
I'm a head Realtor

543
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,109
at TW Brownway.

544
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:39,209
Wait, TW Brownway.

545
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,030
That's the company that

546
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,030
that crazy lady Lorraine

547
00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:43,139
I was telling you about --

548
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139
that's the company

549
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139
that she worked for.

550
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,139
Huh.

551
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,109
Maybe she actually

552
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,109
did know something.

553
00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,129
Yeah, no, no, no.

554
00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,129
That's interesting.

555
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:52,079
TW Brownway is real estate,

556
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:52,079
so...

557
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:56,030
I don't know, maybe they own

558
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:56,030
the Bellow & Hare building?

559
00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,189
Yeah, but then

560
00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,189
why would TW Brownway

561
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,000
be sending a check

562
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,000
to the cult?

563
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,199
Shouldn't it be

564
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,199
the other way around?

565
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,090
[ Breathes in deeply ]

566
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,090
Ooh, you feel that?

567
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,170
Hairs on the back of your neck

568
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,170
standing up on end.

569
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,010
What does Dory do

570
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,010
to turn you on?

571
00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:15,009
[ Sighs ]

572
00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:15,009
Uh, I don't know.

573
00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:17,199
Does she dance for you?

574
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,140
Yeah, like weddings.

575
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:23,109
Does she bite your lip?

576
00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:27,169
No, but I understand

577
00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:27,169
what you're talking about.

578
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:31,090
Does she sit on your big,

579
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:31,090
fat snake?

580
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,100
You're a nice guy.

581
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,150
I'm tired of not knowing

582
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,150
where all the nice guys are.

583
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,230
Yeah, I have a girlfriend,

584
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,230
so I can't, uh, do this.

585
00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:48,129
So does everybody.

586
00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:50,039
[ Sighs ]

587
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:52,109
You got to go.

588
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:12,009
I've never been more

589
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:12,009
disrespected in my life.

590
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:14,039
[ Music continues ]

591
00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,029
-This is crazy, right?

592
00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,029
-Yeah.

593
00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,129
-This is -- this is really good.

594
00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,129
-Yeah.

595
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,079
You don't think it's just,

596
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,079
like, a coincidence, right?

597
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,020
No, no.

598
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,020
You do this stuff long enough,

599
00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,069
you realize there's no such

600
00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,069
thing as coincidence.

601
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,020
In fact,

602
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,020
you know what I think?

603
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,019
What?

604
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,189
Shit, I'm gonna get myself

605
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,189
in trouble here.

606
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,050
No, why?

607
00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:37,139
I just can't stop

608
00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:37,139
looking at you.

609
00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,069
Oh.

610
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,160
♪ What if we just

611
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,160
want to dance? ♪

612
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,129
I just find you stunning.

613
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,019
If you knew all the things

614
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,079
I want to do to you

615
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,079
right now...

616
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,110
[ Sighs ]

617
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,179
♪ What if we want to dance? ♪

618
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,100
♪ Nothing else matters,

619
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,100
anyway ♪

620
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,039
-You like that?

621
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,039
-Oh.

622
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,179
Me and my buddies

623
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,179
all got it.

624
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,190
I can't tell you what

625
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,190
it means, though,

626
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,150
'cause, you know,

627
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,150
we took an oath.

628
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,189
No, you don't have to tell me.

629
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,189
It's okay.

630
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:12,100
So sexy.

631
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,060
[ Cellphone ringing ]

632
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,040
Oh.

633
00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:18,009
Oh.

634
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,179
Oh, shit.

635
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,179
I got to take this.

636
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,020
Yeah, sure.

637
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,169
Yeah, huh?

638
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,060
Oh, Goddamn it.

639
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,060
That was today?

640
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,040
Oh, well,

641
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,040
isn't that perfect?

642
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,189
You know what, though?

643
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,189
Steven is not her father.

644
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:40,020
No -- hey!

645
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,229
Calm the fuck down!

646
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,129
Hello?

647
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,129
God!

648
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:49,009
[ Sighs ]

649
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,110
Really sorry about that.

650
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,110
-Oh.

651
00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,019
You know,

652
00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,019
that's not the way

653
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,069
that I wanted to, you know,

654
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,069
tell you --

655
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,160
I-Is everything okay?

656
00:15:57,179 --> 00:16:00,029
-No, it's my ex-wife.

657
00:15:57,179 --> 00:16:00,029
-Oh, right.

658
00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,089
I have a daughter,

659
00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,089
Caitlin. Mm.

660
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,090
Here, I got a picture

661
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,090
of her on here.

662
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,030
It's a while ago.

663
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,030
They grow up really fast.

664
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,209
Yeah, she's beautiful.

665
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,209
Yeah.

666
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:12,180
It was the only good thing

667
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:12,180
to come out of the marriage.

668
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,110
Right.

669
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,229
Just, divorce sucks.

670
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,229
-Yeah.

671
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,229
-It's the worst.

672
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,079
No.

673
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,079
I get it, you know?

674
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:24,020
[ Sighs ]

675
00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:25,099
You know you make me feel

676
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,110
like the kind of man

677
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,110
I want to be?

678
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:30,199
You do.

679
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:30,199
I mean that.

680
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,010
Yeah.

681
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,039
I probably shouldn't even

682
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,039
say this so directly,

683
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:41,189
but, you know, I really think

684
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:41,189
I'm falling for you.

685
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,060
-Wow.

686
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,060
-I know, I know -- hey.

687
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,110
That's quick.

688
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,110
-No --

689
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,179
I know, I know.

690
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,179
-Yeah, yeah.

691
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,090
It's very -- it's very soon,

692
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,090
you know?

693
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

694
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230
But you don't have

695
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,230
to say anything.

696
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,089
-Okay, I won't. No, I won't.

697
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,089
-Don't say anything.

698
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,110
-You just let that marinate.

699
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,110
-Okay.

700
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159
Yeah, mm-hmm.

701
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159
You want to join me

702
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,159
in the shower?

703
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,059
-No, I'm okay, actually.

704
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,059
-You sure?

705
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,220
I think I'm just gonna,

706
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,220
like, chill here

707
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,030
and look at my phone.

708
00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,119
-Okay.

709
00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,119
-Yep.

710
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:10,029
Oh, hey. You know, I was

711
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:10,029
thinking, TW Brownway --

712
00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,059
they cut rebate checks

713
00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,059
for taxes,

714
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,019
so it's possible that could

715
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,019
be a coincidence,

716
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,209
but I think we should check it

717
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,209
out anyway.

718
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,190
Yeah, sure.

719
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,019
You sure

720
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,019
you don't want to join?

721
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,169
I got

722
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,169
a real nice body wash.

723
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,080
Smells like grapes.

724
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:34,109
♪♪

725
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,170
[ Keys clatter ]

726
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,150
-Hey.

727
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,150
-Hey.

728
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:53,150
Uh, neighbor came over earlier,

729
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:53,150
gave us a taser.

730
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:56,070
Oh.

731
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,189
[ Chuckles ]

732
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:03,150
Hey, you think it'd be good

733
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:03,150
for us to have this, right?

734
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,030
You know,

735
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,030
so I can protect us.

736
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:09,059
Yeah.

737
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:17,150
Um, so I ordered

738
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:17,150
some Brooklyn Soul.

739
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,090
I wasn't sure

740
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,090
if you're hungry.

741
00:18:19,109 --> 00:18:20,199
Oh.

742
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,130
If you want any,

743
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,130
it should be here soon.

744
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,100
That was nice of you.

745
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:29,189
Uh, yeah, I just kind of

746
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:29,189
want to take a shower

747
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,160
and get into my PJs,

748
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,160
you know?

749
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,100
-Okay, yeah.

750
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,100
-Mm-hmm.

751
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,079
Hey, Dory, I got

752
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,079
to tell you something.

753
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,009
Um, okay, so,

754
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,009
you know the neighbor

755
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,169
came over with the taser.

756
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,100
Um, and I didn't

757
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,100
invite her over

758
00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:47,009
or anything like that.

759
00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,049
She just came and was,

760
00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,049
like, hanging out,

761
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,229
and then one thing

762
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,229
led to another

763
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,019
and she put on some music,

764
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,179
and, uh, she started

765
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,179
dancing.

766
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,160
You know,

767
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,160
like sexy dancing.

768
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,050
Okay.

769
00:19:04,069 --> 00:19:05,149
And that was it.

770
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:08,090
I mean, she put on the music,

771
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:08,090
and then started, like,

772
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,019
moving around the living room

773
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,019
with her hips

774
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,079
and stuff like that,

775
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,129
and she, you know,

776
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,129
came close to me,

777
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,030
but then when I started to

778
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,030
realize what had happened,

779
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,019
I stopped the music

780
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,019
and I kicked her out.

781
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,039
And that's it.

782
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,089
There was no kissing

783
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,089
or anything --

784
00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:23,209
anything like that.

785
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,180
It was just that --

786
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,180
dancing and then she's out.

787
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,220
[ Crying ]

788
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,170
Oh, my God.

789
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,170
Dory, are you upset?

790
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,170
No.

791
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,150
Hey, hey, look.

792
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,150
I'm so sorry.

793
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,220
Nothing happened.

794
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,220
I promise.

795
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,150
No, I know.

796
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,150
It's okay.

797
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,000
I am so sorry.

798
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,069
I swear, I would never do

799
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,069
anything to hurt you.

800
00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,019
I'm so sorry.

801
00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,019
I messed up.

802
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:53,120
I'm just tired.

803
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:53,120
I'm just really tired.

804
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,150
Are you sure?

805
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,200
I promise you.

806
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,020
You can tell me

807
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,020
if you're mad at me.

808
00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:59,119
It's okay.

809
00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:59,119
I understand.

810
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,150
Baby, I'm sorry.

811
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,150
-I'm just tired.

812
00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:07,219
-You sure?

813
00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:07,219
-Yeah.

814
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,129
So what's next for the great

815
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,129
Elliott Goss?

816
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,220
[ Sighs ] You know, I just want

817
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,220
to be good to myself.

818
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,160
You know, maybe drink

819
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,160
a little too much tonight,

820
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,070
find a heated pool,

821
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,070
invite a friend.

822
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,159
You want me

823
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,159
to be your friend?

824
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,150
Mm-hmm.

825
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170
Okay.

826
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170
Well, one last question.

827
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,060
Mm.

828
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:36,169
Um, you said in your sophomore

829
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:36,169
year of high school,

830
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160
you developed cancer,

831
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160
right?

832
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,160
Mm-hmm.

833
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,000
It was like --

834
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,000
it was like 15?

835
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:42,139
-15, yeah.

836
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:42,139
-Oh, my gosh.

837
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,110
I am still trying to wrap

838
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,110
my head around the fact

839
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,080
that you were bedridden

840
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,080
with stage-four lymphoma

841
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,179
while playing the physically

842
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,179
challenging lead role

843
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,150
of Mack the Knife.

844
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,050
Okay, so --

845
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,050
so I was 16.

846
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,069
You were 16.

847
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,069
You were 16.

848
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,159
-16.

849
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,159
-Oh, my gosh.

850
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,020
-Always switch those two.

851
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,020
-Totally understand.

852
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229
Well, I'm just going

853
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229
to write that down

854
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:04,229
and check in with your

855
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:04,229
family, your friends,

856
00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:07,089
and your doctors

857
00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:07,089
just to make sure

858
00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,159
that everything

859
00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,159
is squared away.

860
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:14,030
You know, like the truth.

861
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,019
Hmm.

862
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,019
[ Chuckles ]

863
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,059
'Cause I feel

864
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,059
that our readers

865
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,119
are gonna want to know

866
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,119
who you really are.

867
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,179
I have to go

868
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,179
to the bathroom.

869
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

870
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100
It's right over there.

871
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,059
Yeah, I'm gonna pop out,

872
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,059
but you hang out.

873
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,019
-Thanks.

874
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,019
-And I'll be right back.

875
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,189
-Do you want another one?

876
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,189
-Yes.

877
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,020
I would love one.

878
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,020
Thank you.

879
00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:42,139
Mm-hmm.

880
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:53,220
[ Breathing heavily ]

881
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,070
♪♪