[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ '60s pop music playing ]
♪♪
So, April
[chuckles] um,
I just wanted
to start by saying that
it seems like somewhere
down the road,
there's been some sort
of misunderstanding.
Yeah. It appears to us
that it is your opinion
that we did something
that we just didn't do.
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
And after putting together
the implications
of your threats to Drew,
April, do you think
we killed someone?
-Because --
-Yeah.
It's like, "What?!"
[ All chuckle ]
Wait. Are you guys saying
you didn't kill a man
in cold blood?
-No! No.
-[ Laughing ]
-Mm, no.
-Why would we?
-That's so weird.
-Oh, my God. You guys,
I'm so sorry.
This makes me look so crazy.
You should've just called
and told me that.
I wouldn't have had us all meet
here so early in the day.
[ Laughter ]
This is so fun, April!
I'm so glad we got
to catch up with you,
but I think we're done, so maybe
we should just leave, you guys.
-Yeah. Totally. Yeah.
-But it was so good to see you.
-It was great to see you.
-Enjoy your breakfast.
Or did you guys
have to meet me here
because you killed a man
named Keith Powell?
Okay. So that's, I think, where
the misunderstanding lies,
-because --
-No. It's not a misunderstanding
when you overhear
your neighbors screaming,
"We killed a man,
-and now he's dead!"
-Oh. Shh.
-"He's dead! He's dead!"
-Hey! Whoa!
-Hey! Shh!
-No, she's --
Oh, my God!
That was my play.
-Yeah.
-April, I wrote a play,
and we were doing
a reading of it.
Did you like it, April?
I hope you --
Shut up, Portia.
I know this wasn't a play.
-I'm not stupid.
-You know what, even if
what you thought you heard
was true,
I mean, you don't even
have any proof, so...
it doesn't matter. Like,
this is a waste of our time.
-and we should go.
-Right.
-Yeah.
-We're gonna bounce out of here,
-and good luck with your --
-Thank you.
A Talkgirl.
I had a Talkgirl.
[ Button clicks ]
Dory: Well, it's not like
I meant to kill him!
Drew:
But you did! We all did!
Okay.
Now do I have
your attention?
What do you want?
I don't know.
Money, tons of it.
How much?
I mean, I figure
between the four of you,
you could probably
scrape together $60,000.
-What?!
-Absolutely not.
I know we look expensive,
but that is way
out of our range.
-Yeah.
-So, we get you the money,
we give you the money,
and you just give us the tape?
Yeah. But don't try anything.
I'll just call the police.
And how do we know
that there aren't digital copies
-of that tape?
-What?
-Digital what?
-Like, is it backed up?
You mean, like,
does it rewind?
'Cause, yeah, it rewinds.
It fast-forwards.
I can play it
in slow motion.
No. April, are there copies?
Are there copies of the tape?
No. But I'm going to
figure out how to do that.
Well, that's good. That's good.
Yeah. You should --
Whoa! Hey! Hey! No! No! No!
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
Hey! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
You have 48 hours
to get me my money!
Why are you
doing this to us?
Because I don't like how
you guys carry yourselves.
And I don't think
you should kill people.
♪♪
♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
[ Buzzer ]
Aphrodite:
When I met Fat Franky,
I was little and stupid
and living on the streets,
like, worst, worst life,
and then he came along, and he
was rich with big shoulders,
and so I thought,
"Okay. Here's my chance."
But then I start to see,
like, little signs
that he's, like,
doing bad things.
I saw some body parts
here and there.
Anyway, I'm so certain
that he killed this man
that you're talking about.
He kill everyone.
I think he's still working
at his bus company.
It's called, um,
International Bus Exchange.
♪♪
I'm sorry.
I just realized
I went to high school
with that guard,
and I just got
very distracted.
Could you repeat that?
When I met Fat Franky,
I was little and stupid
and living on the streets,
like, the worst, worst life.
[ Train wheels clanking loudly ]
Drew: We're so screwed, okay?
There's no way we're going
to get $60,000 in two days.
If we could get $60,000
in two days,
I would get $60,000
every two days!
-Same!
-Yes. Of course. I don't know.
But I don't know.
Let's just think about it
for a second.
Maybe she would be into
some kind of, like,
payment plan or something.
-It's so loud, I can't hear!
-We're just complaining
-about needing money, Porsh.
-That's the point, Portia!
-What about your mom?
-What?
Your mom!
I don't have a mom
anymore, remember?
-I have banished her!
-Okay, Elliott. I'm sorry,
but what about you?
Didn't your grandma just die?
No! She won't die!
We keep waiting for her to die,
and she won't die!
Guys, like, I really can't hear!
It's really loud!
God damn it, Dory. Huh?
Why didn't you just take
the reward money from Chantal's
family when you had the chance?
-You know I couldn't!
-Well, I hate this!
I hate this, okay? I just --
I'm halfway to thinking
-we should just kill April!
-Look, she's insane, all right?
So no one's gonna believe her if
she doesn't have that evidence,
so all we got to do is,
we got to get that tape,
-and then we'll be done with it.
-What do you want to do, Dory?
What, do you want
to break into her apartment,
and then some of us
follow her around
and make sure
she doesn't come back?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Okay. Should we do that?
I feel like
that's what we should do.
Okay. Fine.
We'll see how it goes.
-We'll see.
-Okay. Okay.
Portia and I will do
the easier thing. Yeah.
All right. Do we all
feel good about that?
-Yeah! Yeah!
-All right.
-That's what we're going to do!
-I feel fine!
Guys, focus, okay?!
We need to figure out
what we're going to do
about April!
Oh, my God. You guys.
[ Kittens meowing ]
Aw. This one
is obsessed with me.
Oh. Dory, will you take a pic?
I want to send it to Elijah.
I think we should all be
concentrating on the door, okay?
I don't want to miss her.
We've been here forever, okay?
I can't keep pretending
like I'm interested
in buying the entire litter.
She normally leaves
in the afternoon,
so it should be
any minute.
Hey, guys.
Still deciding?
Uh, yeah. It's just a lot
of responsibility, so...
I know.
I wish we could split them up,
but that would be inhumane.
-Uh-huh.
-But I like to think of it
like six cats is six times
the responsibility,
but, oh, the chorus of purrs.
-Oh, I love that!
-That's so true, Kennifer,
but I think my wife and I
need to keep consulting.
-Thank you.
-Yeah. I think we're gonna need
-10 -- about 10 more minutes.
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
-Thank you, Kennifer.
Oh. There she is!
-Get down!
-Okay. Let's let her
-get, like, a block down.
-Yes.
[ Kitten meows ]
Okay. Now.
Let's go.
-Here we go.
-All right. Put the cats back.
-Put the cats back.
-Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Bye.
-Come on. Come on.
-Come on. Come on. Okay.
-I got to go.
♪♪
Joy: Bingo.
There he is.
Fat Franky.
Damn. That's a big boy.
All right.
Where you taking me?
♪♪
♪ You just call on me, brother ♪
♪ When you need a hand ♪
♪ We all need somebody
to lean on ♪
♪ I just might have a problem
that you'd understand ♪
She actually has
a good voice.
♪ We all need somebody
to lean on ♪
Honestly, I have never been
more afraid for my own life.
♪ Lean on me ♪
♪♪
Oh, God.
-Okay.
-Holy shit.
Hey, just don't
look down, Dory.
Already am, okay?
Okay, all right,
well, don't.
Yeah. Okay.
[ Both breathing heavily ]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Okay. Okay.
-It's locked.
-Oh, shit.
♪♪
Wait, what are you doing?
Okay.
♪♪
Whew!
-Wow.
-Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, that worked.
Okay. Oh.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Okay. Hey. Maybe -- Maybe
we shouldn't do this.
Wait, what? Oh.
Oh, my God.
It smells awful.
Oh, my God.
Wow. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
She's mentally ill.
Sing with me!
♪ You just call on me, brother ♪
♪ When you need a hand ♪
Is this the only song
she knows?
She just keeps singing
the same song over and over.
[ Cackling wildly ]
I mean,
would she label it?
Should we just put all these
in a trash bag and run?
No. No. No. No. No. Just look
for a pink label, okay?
It had a hot pink label.
It matches the Talkgirl,
so just look for that.
Why are there
so many tapes?
Why is there so
much crap everywhere?
This apartment is filthy.
-Drew.
-What?
Just, like, don't move
for a second.
-Why? What's up?
-It's okay.
You just have, like, a little
bug on you or something.
What? A bug? No. No. No.
Oh, no. Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[ Both screaming ]
-Ugh! Yeah.
-Ohh! I hate it here!
I know. I know. Let's just focus
on finding the tape,
and then we'll get
the hell out of here, okay?
-Ohh.
-It's on my finger, too.
[ Giggling ]
♪♪
Jesus Christ.
Why is there
so much cat food?
I don't see a cat anywhere.
Does she just eat cat food?
♪♪
I-I found where she keeps
all her pink stuff.
-Excuse me! Hi!
-Hi. Can I help you?
April:
This is so, so, so cute.
Do you have any other
patterns in the back?
Everything's on the rack.
There's no back.
Oh, okay.
Thank you for clearing that up.
Will you let
management know
that I absolutely
love this place?
-Hey. What's your name?
-Sandy.
Sandy? You're doing
an incredible job, Sandy.
Thank you so much.
Can I tip you?
She's, like, crazy,
but she's happy crazy.
I can't believe this person
has power over us.
[ Giggles ]
[ Smooches ]
♪♪
Drew, come in here!
Drew!
-Did you find it?
-No, but I found a safe.
Oh, God.
This is definitely it.
Franky:
Look at all that money.
Isn't that just beautiful?
Yeah. It's got
good friction.
You earned it.
♪♪
Yeah. It's me.
Listen, I'm going to pick you up
in a few minutes, all right?
I'm on my way, all right?
♪♪
I mean, she's not even looking
at what she's getting.
She's just, like, stacking
clothes over her arm.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Not to get us distracted,
but these mannequins
look exactly like us, right?
Oh, my God.
They're, like, slightly
hotter versions of us.
Should we take a picture?
Yeah! We have to.
Okay.
Now, do a peace sign.
Do a peace sign.
-Want me to take it for you?
-Oh, my God! April!
-What are you doing here?
-[ Laughs ]
We're here because
we love this place!
Do you love this place?
[ Laughs ]
This happens all the time.
I'm not April.
-I'm sorry?
-Huh?
I'm June.
We're twins,
identical twins.
We get confused
all the time.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
For crying out loud,
I could be pregnant
for all you know,
-baby killer!
-I-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
-Don't you watch
where you're going,
liberal-ass piece of shit?
-I'm sorry. I said, "I'm sorry."
-Oh. "I'm sorry"?
Look at this shit!
Now I have to go home
and change my shirt!
I can't be walking around
looking like a maniac,
now, can I?
Look, this is us when we met
our dad for the first time.
Pick up! Pick up! Pick up!
Okay. She's not picking up.
Call Drew.
I don't have
Drew's number.
What? That's insane.
You're so stupid.
People always used to say,
"June, you're the happy one,
and, April,
you're the wrathful,
vindictive, evil one."
[ Chuckles nervously ]
[ Cackles ]
Oh, sometimes, I don't even know
what I'm laughing about.
[ Cackles ]
I used to do this
all the time in junior high
to steal my buddy's books.
Are you trying
to impress me?
[ Chuckles ]
Shut up.
♪♪
Keep that away from me.
♪♪
Ugh. Oh!
Nothing works!
Nothing is good!
♪♪
Okay. I think I heard it.
-Write down 23.
-I'll remember.
♪♪
Oh. Hey. Hear about
that maintenance increase?
-Can't get a break, right?
-Uh, yeah.
I did, and I will
not be paying that.
Maybe I like
the building broken.
Uh, yeah.
[ Lock clicking ]
-Did you hear that?
-Shh. I'm trying to listen.
No. No.
[ Door opens ]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I think --
I think it's her.
♪♪
No. No.
"F" no.
Fine.
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
Fuck you.
♪♪
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Dory, pick up! She's a twin!
April is a twin, and we have
followed the wrong twin.
We do not know where April is,
and you need to get out
of the apartment right now.
I repeat, this is
a twin-based emergency.
-Leave now!
-Aah!
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
♪♪
Gotcha!
♪♪
Ha, ha!
♪♪
[ Singsong voice ]
Dory, I found your phone.
♪♪
Ha!
[ Both screaming ]
♪♪
[ Clatter ]
♪♪
[ Cat meows ]
-Excuse me?
-[ Gasps ]
♪♪
Oh.
Oh, wait. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Oh, shit.
No. No. No. No. No.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
[ Gasping ]
You come into my home,
you try to break into my safe?
This is my home!
-Aah! Okay! Okay!
-Stop!
-April!
-Okay! Stop!
And let's not forget
that you rejected me, Drew,
-and that hurt my feelings!
-I'm very sorry about that.
And then you bring
your shrimp-ass girlfriend
in here
and invade my space?
You know what?
I want more money.
April. April.
Listen, we're sorry.
-We're really sorry.
-I want $100,000!
-No!
-And I want it by tomorrow,
or I am calling the cops,
and I'm telling them that
you guys murdered someone!
-April, please.
-And you're going to spend
the rest of your lives
in jail.
And I'll do it.
I've got nothing to lose!
Drew: April --
-Okay!
-Okay! Okay!
God! Oh, please.
Just listen.
-We're sorry.
-Shut up.
Okay! Hey!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
-We'll have your money.
-What?
-We'll have your money.
-Get out of my house!
God damn it. God damn it.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please.
Please. Oh, God.
[ Gasping ]
Okay. That's what
you're going to do.
That's what you're going to do.
Okay. Yes.
Okay. This is what
you're going to do.
This is what you're going to do.
Okay.
[ Breathing heavily ]
Okay. Okay.
[ Sobbing ]
Okay. All right. Okay.
They'll find me here.
They'll find me here,
and then, he's there.
Okay.
[ Sobbing ]
Here we go. Go. Go. Go.
[ Panting ]
Ohh!
[ Screaming, sobbing ]
♪♪
Oh, God!
Can I say
something messed up?
Mm-hmm.
I truly think
Dory is going to hell.
There's no such thing, um,
but if there is a hell,
-we're all going, Portia.
-No, just Dory.
God knows what happened.
He's fair.
He clocked
that we were tricked.
Yeah. Drew's
going to hell, too,
for being the straight white man
that dealt the final blow.
All I ever did was
be a good friend.
♪♪
And I shouldn't have been.
♪ Time is a leap out
from my love ♪
♪♪
[ Water running ]
♪ It's a rose that grows ♪
♪ From a seed
that I've spit out ♪
What if we just ran away?
I mean, I'm looking at flights
to Acapulco,
and -- and they're so cheap.
I mean, there's one that leaves
at 1:00 a.m. from LaGuardia.
Hey, what'd you say?
I was just suggesting
we leave the country.
I, um, haven't thought
about that.
I don't know what to do.
And I left my phone charger
at the apartment,
and there's no way
I'm ever going back there.
I mean, Drew,
you might have to live
in this hotel forever,
you know?
-Yeah.
-And I can't believe
she just said, "$100,000."
It's like, she doesn't
even know what that means.
But because she said it,
now we have to do it?
I can't be the reason
that all the people
I care about most in this world
are going to go to jail.
♪♪
Tell me everything's
going to be okay.
♪♪
-I love you, Dory.
-I love you, too.
I love you. I love you.
-I love you.
I love you so much.
I love you.
♪ I know that I've found ♪
♪ The only one,
the only love for me ♪
♪ Too gone and too proud ♪
♪ For any love or anyone again ♪
♪ I wanna run in the light
that pulls you under ♪
♪ Are you really
ever too gone? ♪
♪ I wanna run in the light
that pulls you under ♪