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All right. Okay, So I mopped the floor,

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refilled the napkin dispenser,

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and I wiped down that weird

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sculpture thing on the wall back there.

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That's a pay phone.

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What is wrong with you millennials?

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Why does he call us "millennials"

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when he's the one who's
a thousand years old?

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Yeah. This older generation,
they just don't get us.

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Am I right, hashtags?

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Sweatpants!

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Hey, Franco, here's your notebook.

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What took you so long, man?

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I was busy doing your
half of the laundry

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and washing your half of the dishes.

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Oh, well, you see,
now I meant to do that,

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but I was just busy paying
your half of the rent.

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Hey, brother,

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we shouldn't be fighting like this.

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That's what the Man wants us to do.

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Get out of here, man.

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Hey, so, Arthur, I was up all night

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thinking of ideas to
boost business, right?

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"Boost business"?
Sounds like so much work.

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How about

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you sell your shop
to me, I tear it down,

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and put up a Baby Gap.

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But for grown-ups.

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Not selling.

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- What do you got?
- Okay,

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- a donut ATM.
- Oh.

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You put in money to get donuts,

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or donuts to get money?

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Which do you like?

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Neither.

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Okay, so how about, like,

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a cup-shaped donut you
can drink your coffee from?

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- It dunks itself.
- No.

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How about you not
refraining from declining

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- to sell me your shop?
- Yes.

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Damn it, you're quick
on that double negative.

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All right, so customers
are gonna love this one,

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all right. I think you might, too.

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Free Wi-Fi.

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No!

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One of the main reasons I come here

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is because there's no
Wi-Fi or phone reception,

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so I can focus on my schoolwork.

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I have a tendency to be kind
of easily distracted by...

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Oh, my God, puppies!

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Hey, Tush,

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what are you doing?

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I started a dog-walking business.

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Those rich suckers moving
into the neighborhood

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pay ten bucks a head.

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I've picked up poop for much less,

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oftentimes without a bag.

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You can't bring dogs in here.

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Fine.

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You know what?

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Paco's a little overdressed
for this place anyway.

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Come on, gang,

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we can still make happy hour at Petco.

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That place is crawling with bitches.

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Okay, so look, I know making
the donuts is your thing,

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but I had a few flavor ideas.

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Look, kid, I appreciate your enthusiasm,

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but before you go changing stuff,

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you got to understand the basics.

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- Huh?
- Learn from the ground up.

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Okay.

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- No, I got it.
- Speaking of which,

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one of the dogs left
something there on the ground.

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Ew.

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Oh, wait.

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They're little tiny Uggs.

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Damn dog's got nicer shoes than me.

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- Hey, hey! Hey!
- Oh.

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Turn off the hippity-hoppity.

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Now what the hell are you doing here?

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Well, you told me I
had to learn the basics.

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So I got here at 4:00 a.m.

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so you can teach me how to make a donut.

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And look what I made.

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It's Doughy!

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He's our new mascot.
He can do commercials,

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uh, personal appearances,
maybe even a movie.

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Oh, look,

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he's in Grease.

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Why would you... he had a family!

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Look, making the best
damn donuts in Chicago

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is serious business.

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If you really want to learn,
you got to be professional.

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Yes, sir.

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- I'm ready.
- Now we'll begin

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with the classic old-fashioned.

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You know, that's the donut
that put this place on the map.

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- Word.
- All right.

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We'll start with eight cups of flour.

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Measuring, I-I can do that.

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- Nope.
- Can I hold the bowl?

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- Nope.
- Can I ask a question?

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- Nope.
- How am I supposed to learn?

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That's a question.

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All right, look,

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I'm gonna teach you the way I was taught

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by my donut mentor, Stan Symanski. Huh?

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- Okay.
- Today, you watch.

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Tomorrow, more watching.
Eventually, you graduate!

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To observing.

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Come on, dude, I just
want to make a damn donut!

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Slow down.

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As Symanski said,
"First you make the man,

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then you make the donut."

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What does that mean?

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Beats me.

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He was very fond of
the, uh, powdered sugar.

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Arthur, so look,

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- you know I'm an artist, right?
- Uh.

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So don't you want to unlock some of this

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- God-given creativity?
- All right, all right,

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how about this? Uh, as
soon as I finish this batch,

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you can apply the glaze.

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- Really? Yes!
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm Head Glazer.

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Or Executive Glaze Manager.

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Or V.P. of Operations, Glaze Division.

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- Head Glazer's fine.
- Yeah.

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Whoa, Randy.

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Rough night, huh?

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Yeah, I partied with the Vice Squad.

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I need some strong black coffee.

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- Got it.
- And then someone to check

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if I have an even lower back tattoo.

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Hey, James, what are you doing?

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I'm watching the new
episode of Doctor Who,

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and you can't get a signal in there.

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See?

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This place is literally
like being in 1966.

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Which just happens to be

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the year that the good Doctor
has just transported himself to.

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He's a time traveler.

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Can he transport me to the future

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when this conversation's over?

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Oh, hey,

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what can I get you?

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Uh, what do you recommend?

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Well, I would suggest

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a few rubber bands in your beard,

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but I see you got that covered.

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How about one of my classic
old-fashioned glazed, huh?

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Sure, yeah, I'll, uh, take a dozen.

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All right, coming right up. Franco!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What's with the orange ones?

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Oh, well, I hope you don't mind,

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but I got all inspired,

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so I put a few drops of
Sriracha in the glaze.

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Sriracha? What... What the hell is that?

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It's hot sauce made from chili peppers.

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Uh, can I try one of those?

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Yeah.

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Go for it, white Lenny Kravitz.

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What the hell's going on?

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I was just starting to
teach you the basics.

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I mean, you're not ready to start

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messing with the recipe now.

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Well, you don't get to be Head Glazer

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- by playing it safe.
- Now look,

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I'm not paying you
to reinvent the donut.

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Now I got to throw those away,

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because nobody's gonna want 'em.

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Yeah, I'll take a dozen.

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Seriously?

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Yeah, these things are amazing.

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Oh, see, thank you, Rubber Band Man.

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Good job. All right, cool, dude!

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Doctor Who!

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I have Wi-Fi!

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Really? Where's it coming from?

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Uh, looks like Fawz's
dry cleaners next door.

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And there's no password.

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Well, I have gotten a
lot of work done today.

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Time to unwind with a little Wurdle.

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Then head home, take
a bath, and go for it.

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No, it's...

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it's an online word game.

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I used to play a lot. Had
to quit when I got R.F.S...

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Restless Finger Syndrome.

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I did a walkathon for that.

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Thank you... from all of us.

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Here you go. Thank you, Jack Sparrow.

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See? Somebody just bought my donuts.

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All right. Let me try one.

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Go ahead.

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- Mmm.
- Yeah?

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- Ooh.
- Huh?

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All right, you're not a fan.

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Look, I've been in the donut
game long enough to know

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what's not gonna catch on.

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Okay, but that dude loved it.

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Oh, I wouldn't go by him.

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He just put on a top hat,
rode off on a wooden bicycle

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with a lizard on his shoulder.

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It's a fluke, kid.

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Don't go patting yourself on the back.

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Hey, Arthur, my hands are
full of these fluke donuts.

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Would-Would you mind
patting me on the back?

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How about I put my foot up your ass?

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What was that? "Good work, Franco"?

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Thank you.

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A dozen Srirachos, please.

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Oh, I'm sorry, but I
only have five left.

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Oh, good news!

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We got plenty of my
old-fashioned glazed. There.

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Yeah. You know, that's the donut

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that put this place on the map.

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No, I want the ones I saw on Instagram.

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The Sriracha ones.

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If you're making more, I can wait.

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I'll just finish my adult coloring book.

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I'll get right on it, okay?

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Yeah, sure, of course
they like Srirachos, huh?

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They're hipsters.

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Thank God I still got my regulars.

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Did Franco say he's
bringing out more Srirachos?

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Et tu, Tush?

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Oh, I et way more than two.

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Ladies and gentlemen. Bringing
the heat from the streets,

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the guru of the glaze,

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the professor of the pastry,

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the Bro of the Diz-ough...

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Franco Wicks.

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Hey, wait a minute What... what-what...

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Franco, what is that?

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Oh, just my latest creation.

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I just took my trademark
Sriracha donut...

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All right, all right.

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- dusted it with habanero sprinkles.
- Don't hurt 'em now.

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And I dipped it in ghost pepper glaze.

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And I finished it off with...

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Oh, no you didn't.

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A jalapeño in the middle!

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I present to y'all...

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El Diablo.

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Somebody call the fire
department up in here.

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Wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh.

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But I got a challenge.

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Anyone that can finish one
of these in under a minute,

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gets their picture on
the "Wall of Flame."

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Wait a minute. My picture
used to be up there.

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Oh, I-I'll put it back up.

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If you can finish one of
these in under a minute.

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No. No, thanks. What kind of an idiot

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would like to burn his tongue
off for a stupid picture?

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Ah, this kind.

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Hot.

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It feels like I'm eating the sun.

260
00:09:00,035 --> 00:09:02,103
Randy, you sure you don't
want to watch Doctor Who?

261
00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:03,804
The 24th season is the best.

262
00:09:03,806 --> 00:09:06,574
No. You can tell me what happens.

263
00:09:06,576 --> 00:09:08,988
Then I can tell you
what a vagina looks like.

264
00:09:10,545 --> 00:09:12,580
Oh James, it's awful.

265
00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:15,249
The Wi-Fi is out.

266
00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:17,485
How unfortunate.

267
00:09:17,487 --> 00:09:18,819
I was next door

268
00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:21,021
watching a YouTube video
of a sneezing panda,

269
00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:22,456
until it froze.

270
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:23,757
Mid-sneeze.

271
00:09:23,759 --> 00:09:25,570
I got the "ah", but no "choo."

272
00:09:27,462 --> 00:09:28,829
And that's when I realized,

273
00:09:28,831 --> 00:09:30,664
someone is stealing my Wi-Fi.

274
00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:33,968
- Maya, you should be ashamed of yourself.
- James, how could you?

275
00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:36,731
Who knew Chicago Police were so corrupt?

276
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,640
I mean, sure, everybody knew, but...

277
00:09:40,528 --> 00:09:41,742
You know what I mean.

278
00:09:41,744 --> 00:09:44,044
Well, I've taken care of the problem.

279
00:09:44,046 --> 00:09:46,914
My Wi-Fi is now protected with
a password you will never guess.

280
00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:48,415
Never.

281
00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:50,484
Is it "sneezingpanda"?

282
00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:52,686
I'll be right back.

283
00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:57,858
Wow, people are really
loving Franco's new donut.

284
00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,660
Yeah, I don't get it, you know?

285
00:09:59,662 --> 00:10:00,928
Wait, uh, uh, look at him.

286
00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,883
Am I still chewing?

287
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:05,774
I can't tell.

288
00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:09,670
You see what I mean?

289
00:10:09,672 --> 00:10:11,005
Donuts are not supposed to hurt.

290
00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:12,406
They're supposed to be sweet.

291
00:10:12,408 --> 00:10:13,974
Yeah. I know. It's weird,

292
00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:16,777
but people like all these
crazy flavors these days.

293
00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:20,658
Like salty chocolate and
bone marrow ice cream.

294
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:25,352
You know, if they had a whiskey
burrito, I could save a step.

295
00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,722
Hey! It's done!

296
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:31,125
Whew! Was that under a minute?!

297
00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:33,093
Huh?

298
00:10:35,096 --> 00:10:36,864
Oh, snap. I forgot to
start the stopwatch.

299
00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:38,098
All right, hold on.

300
00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:42,931
I hope my colon has
its affairs in order.

301
00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,743
- Say cheese!
- Cheese!

302
00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:51,812
Welcome to the Wall of Flame.

303
00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:56,083
How do you do that, Fawz?

304
00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:58,819
Mm. When I was eight,

305
00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:00,821
my village was attacked
with mustard gas,

306
00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:03,104
so I have no feeling in my esophagus.

307
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:06,213
Also, if I lick a battery, I die.

308
00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,264
We have got to get Fawz's password.

309
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:12,800
It's always personal information.

310
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,401
Come on, you're a cop.

311
00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:16,637
Just go get the password. But be subtle.

312
00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:17,664
Subtle.

313
00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:24,044
Boy, you sure do like donuts!
Did your mom make 'em for you?

314
00:11:24,046 --> 00:11:26,981
And if so, what was her maiden name?

315
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:29,984
Hussein. No relation.

316
00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:32,386
Fine. Distant cousin.

317
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:37,691
Interesting. Um, did you
have any childhood pets?

318
00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:39,727
Oh, yes. Jabir.

319
00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:43,084
He wasn't so much a pet as
a partially brain-dead uncle.

320
00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:47,101
But he brought that
Frisbee back every time.

321
00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:50,037
And how do you spell that?

322
00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:54,475
Yes, it's, uh, J-A-B...

323
00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:56,277
Wait, are you trying

324
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:59,113
to guess my password?! Shame!

325
00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:01,081
And here I thought you were
trying to get to know the real

326
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,150
Fawz Hamadani Farooq Al-Shahrani!

327
00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,021
All right. Who'd like to try

328
00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:08,922
a new and exciting donut flavor?

329
00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:11,058
If they like Srirachos,
they're gonna love this.

330
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,427
It tastes like pickles. I call it...

331
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,129
the Dill-Donut.

332
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,001
Uh, Arthur, y-you can't call it that.

333
00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:22,069
Why not?

334
00:12:22,071 --> 00:12:23,237
Say it again.

335
00:12:23,239 --> 00:12:24,538
Dill-Donut.

336
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:29,035
Slower.

337
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:30,902
Okay. Dill-Do... Oh.

338
00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:33,978
I'll work on the name.

339
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,183
Hey, why won't you try one?
I... They're totally unique.

340
00:12:36,185 --> 00:12:38,519
- Try it.
- Oh, yeah. All right.

341
00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:39,687
Huh...

342
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,255
Oh, yeah. Oh.

343
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,945
- That's... That's unique.
- Yeh

344
00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:48,376
That dill flavor's coming through hard.

345
00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:52,232
It's like one bite's
all you'll ever need.

346
00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:54,168
All you will ever need.

347
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,302
All right, all right, fine.

348
00:12:55,304 --> 00:12:56,470
Back by popular demand,

349
00:12:56,472 --> 00:12:57,638
Los Diablos.

350
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,906
Call an exorcist.

351
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,008
The devil's in the house!

352
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,898
All right, man. I have
this whole new promotion

353
00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:04,639
planned for later. Big fiesta theme.

354
00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:05,779
Hey, whoa, whoa!

355
00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:06,980
Those are my glazed.

356
00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:08,949
Oh, I'm just making
room for Los Diablos.

357
00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:10,084
No. No, you're not.

358
00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,372
What? Arthur, I'm just giving the people

359
00:13:11,397 --> 00:13:12,930
what they want. You know what they want?

360
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,288
You've been working here one month.

361
00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:15,823
What you mad for? You hired me

362
00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:17,257
to bring in new customers, right?

363
00:13:17,259 --> 00:13:19,059
Yeah! Yeah, but not
to change everything.

364
00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:20,728
I think you mean "making things better."

365
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:23,163
Oh, please. With the
contest and the photos, huh?

366
00:13:23,165 --> 00:13:24,932
Just a bunch of stupid gimmicks.

367
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,801
Gimmicks? I'm an artist.
I-I don't do gimmicks.

368
00:13:33,675 --> 00:13:36,110
♪ El Diablo ♪

369
00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:39,513
♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

370
00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:40,981
-♪ El Diablo ♪
- Stop.

371
00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:42,216
- ♪ El Diablo. ♪
- Stop!

372
00:13:44,246 --> 00:13:46,058
Do you guys know any Steely Dan?

373
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,125
♪ I've seen your picture ♪

374
00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:54,161
♪ Your name in lights above it... ♪

375
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,734
That's the last of the Srirachos.

376
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,309
And I can't make anymore.

377
00:14:00,387 --> 00:14:02,454
Arthur's gone, so I'm
stuck working the counter.

378
00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:04,489
How am I gonna tell people
all the Srirachos are gone?

379
00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:07,492
No mo' Sriracho!

380
00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:11,062
You act like this job is hard.

381
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:15,400
Tush, what are you doing?

382
00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:18,103
Taking Pudgy for a walk.

383
00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:19,904
Poor thing's got anxiety,

384
00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:21,740
thought I'd give him a little extra TLC.

385
00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:27,212
I just tried Arthur again.

386
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,047
Went straight to voice mail.

387
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:30,315
I don't know why he's so mad.

388
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,883
My donuts have been our best sellers.

389
00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,151
You got a gift, kid.

390
00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:34,918
I can still taste that Diablo.

391
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,655
See? Thanks, Tush.

392
00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:39,030
No, I mean, that's all I can taste.

393
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:42,227
But on the bright side,

394
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,780
it brought my dead tooth back to life.

395
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,610
Come on, Pudgy.

396
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,508
Let me show you what
it's like to pee indoors.

397
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,849
Randy, I've been working my
ass off since I started here.

398
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,994
All right? I show up
early, I even stay up late

399
00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:57,410
thinking of ideas for this damn place,

400
00:14:57,435 --> 00:14:58,871
and he always shuts them down.

401
00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:02,269
Sounds like Arthur's not
the only one who's mad.

402
00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:03,727
All right, yeah.

403
00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:05,261
I thought I found the job

404
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,503
where I'm not just doing
grunt work, you know?

405
00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:09,165
Where I can be creative,
where I contribute, maybe,

406
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,343
maybe even make a
difference in the community.

407
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,382
Putting icing on a donut?

408
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:16,147
All right, when you put it
like that, I sound like a loser.

409
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:20,092
You're not a loser.
You're just an idiot.

410
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,283
Look at it from Arthur's point of view.

411
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:27,065
He's been making donuts his whole life.

412
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,667
And you come in here and outshine him.

413
00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:33,271
Now he feels old and obsolete.

414
00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:37,092
Like a record player in a CD world.

415
00:15:38,211 --> 00:15:40,467
Randy, nobody buys CDs anymore.

416
00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,232
Don't make me plant drugs on you.

417
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,584
Whoa! Okay.

418
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:47,520
What kind of drugs?

419
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,691
All I'm saying is slow your roll.

420
00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:56,361
- Okay.
- Arthur doesn't like to be rushed.

421
00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:59,128
He didn't even put that pay
phone in until last summer.

422
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,802
Well, that was awkward.

423
00:16:03,804 --> 00:16:06,438
As it turns out, Pudgy is a girl.

424
00:16:14,768 --> 00:16:15,690
Poor Arthur.

425
00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:17,749
He forgot where he works.

426
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:18,917
It's right in there.

427
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,328
No, no. I know that.

428
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,867
It's just that I feel...

429
00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,290
I just don't belong in there anymore.

430
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:28,093
Well, maybe it's time
for you to sell to me.

431
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:30,995
Yeah, you know what? Maybe it is.

432
00:16:30,997 --> 00:16:32,960
Well, you can't blame
me for try... Wait, what?

433
00:16:34,429 --> 00:16:37,068
I mean, everything is
changing. You know? I...

434
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:40,205
I feel like a relic from another time.

435
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,739
Well, lucky for you,

436
00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:44,275
I have got the contract right here.

437
00:16:44,277 --> 00:16:47,011
I've been carrying
this around since 2012.

438
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:50,915
All I have to do is change the date,

439
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,051
cross out your late wife's name...

440
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,120
My condolences, by the way.

441
00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:57,555
Can you believe I've owned
this place for 47 years?

442
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,124
Yes, very long time.

443
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,326
You're getting tired,
you're slowing down.

444
00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:02,360
Now you have the black guy.

445
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:03,561
His name is Franco.

446
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:04,929
Yes, I know. Ha, ha.

447
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,104
I was just making sure you
knew who I was talking about.

448
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,834
Anyway, he seems like
he knows what he's doing.

449
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:10,901
Yeah, I know.

450
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,369
He's talented, he's ambitious.

451
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,470
But there's a lot he doesn't know yet.

452
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,322
Yeah? What's to know? It's just donuts.

453
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:18,291
No, I wouldn't say that.

454
00:17:18,377 --> 00:17:20,712
People think that donuts
are just something you eat,

455
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:22,614
Well, not to me it isn't. No, no way,

456
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,215
they mean a hell of a lot more to me.

457
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,293
Yes, of course.

458
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,644
Uh, I'm gonna need your thumbprint.

459
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,722
You know, Fawz, in this
crazy and uncertain world,

460
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,627
what could be more comforting
than a... than a donut?

461
00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:35,460
And a cup of coffee, huh?

462
00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:37,395
To be the one to bring that to people,

463
00:17:37,397 --> 00:17:40,238
I mean, there could be no
higher calling than that.

464
00:17:40,263 --> 00:17:43,769
You know something, if
happiness was a food,

465
00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:45,436
this is where you'd find it.

466
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:46,592
Very moving.

467
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,209
Do you happen to have two forms of ID?

468
00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:50,942
See, that's what that
kid doesn't understand.

469
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,577
No, he's got big ideas.

470
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:54,909
He just doesn't see the big picture.

471
00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:56,800
Okay. Well, you know.
Here, just... Here you go.

472
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,175
Thank you, Fawz. Thank you very much.

473
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,854
Oh, there you go.

474
00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:04,989
- I was starting to get worried.
- Why?

475
00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:06,157
'Cause it's cold out
and you're old as hell.

476
00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,108
Yeah. Well, I'm fine.

477
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,618
Just follow me.

478
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,430
Put on an apron.

479
00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,332
For what?

480
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,768
'Cause I'm gonna teach you
how to make a jelly donut.

481
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,870
- Right now?
- Yeah.

482
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:21,072
You started with the old
fashioned. Now it's jelly.

483
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:23,469
And then we'll... we'll move on, huh?

484
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:26,948
To, uh, fritters,
long johns, bear claws.

485
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,646
- And what brought this on?
- Well, I was thinking.

486
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,559
You know, you got potential,
but there's a hell of a lot

487
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:31,816
you don't know yet.

488
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,319
Understood. And thank you.

489
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,853
So why don't you get
me that raspberry jelly?

490
00:18:35,855 --> 00:18:37,455
Okay. All right.

491
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,691
You know what'd be dope?

492
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,193
Like, instead of a jelly donut,

493
00:18:42,195 --> 00:18:44,362
we did a peanut butter and jelly donut.

494
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,364
- Peanut butter?
- Sorry. You're right.

495
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,265
I'm overstepping.

496
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:48,266
No, I like it.

497
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:49,601
- Really?
- Yeah.

498
00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:51,836
All those hipsters, huh?

499
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:54,038
With their bikes and
their coloring books.

500
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,802
Oh, they j...

501
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:58,763
they just love reliving
their childhoods, don't they?

502
00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:02,180
And they love paying eight
dollars for almond milk.

503
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,580
You can't get no milk from almonds.

504
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,220
Okay. Let's see if we can make

505
00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:11,856
a peanut butter and jelly donut, huh?

506
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:12,924
Now, pass me that yeast.

507
00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:13,958
Oh, can I measure it?

508
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,059
- Nope.
- Can I pour the flour?

509
00:19:15,061 --> 00:19:16,143
- Nope.
- This is gonna be fun.

510
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,873
Here it is, our new flavor. PB&J.

511
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,381
I'll go.

512
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,622
I can't feel my face.

513
00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:36,692
Are there peanuts in these?

514
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,374
Yeah. What'd you think
the "PB" stood for?

515
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:41,776
- "Probably bacon"?
- Oh, no.

516
00:19:41,778 --> 00:19:42,944
I'm allergic to peanuts.

517
00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:44,594
Oh, my God. What can we do for you?

518
00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:47,680
Luckily, Pudgy is allergic to bees.

519
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,952
Let's hope dog EpiPens work on humans.

520
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,874
Stay with us, Tush.

521
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,913
See?

522
00:19:56,938 --> 00:20:00,695
What fun. This is what you
missed when we had Wi-Fi.

523
00:20:02,065 --> 00:20:04,309
It's true. Now we can
talk to each other,

524
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,270
forge real human connections.

525
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:10,065
Hey, Franco talked me
into getting Wi-Fi. Huh?

526
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,620
So it's there if you want it.

527
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,698
- Yeah, nice knowing you.
- Thank God.

528
00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:18,281
Oh, come on. You
guessed my new password?

529
00:20:18,306 --> 00:20:20,789
Is "iraqilovejockey" that obvious?

530
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,675
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