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Franco, I just worked out a plan
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for your summer break from college.
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Week one: we tear it up.
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Week two: we bust it out. Huh?
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Week three: we shut it down.
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Week four: Chi-Town Strawberry Festival.
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I can't do any of that, man.
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I got to work,
so I can pay for my next semester.
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Who am I supposed to bust it out with?
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You were supposed to
carry my berry basket.
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Hey, I need Franco here.
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Now, man up and carry your own basket.
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Morning, everybody.
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Wow.
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Somebody had a growth spurt.
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No, these are for my new gig.
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I'm doing odd jobs
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for an old German lady up in Skokie.
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She pays really well,
and she makes a mean schnitzel.
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Well, how does that suit
you don't fit in fit in?
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Oh, uh, she likes me to walk around
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in her dead husband's clothes.
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You serious?
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Sometimes she calls me Fritz.
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That was his name.
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And her kids call me Papa.
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It's basically the
creepiest job I've ever had.
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Then why are you doing it?
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I need the money.
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This gig economy's taking a toll on me.
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I can't afford to turn anything down,
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and lately, I've been scraping
the bottom of the barrel.
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Oh, Tush, I'm so sorry.
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Well, I got to hit the head.
It might take a while.
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I'm wearing lederhosen under this.
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Ugh.
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I just hate seeing
Tush degrading himself
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with these crazy gigs.
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He needs to get a real job.
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I'd hire him at the dry cleaners,
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- but we're closed for repairs.
- Don't you reopen next week?
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Fine. You think of an excuse.
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I guess I could hire him.
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I got a few odd jobs piling up.
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And that time when he stayed with me,
he was really helpful.
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He cooked, he cleaned.
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When my date stood me up,
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he made me brownies
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and put on Magic Mike.
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Oh, damn.
I got an e-mail from the school.
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Well, you gave college a shot.
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Don't be discouraged.
I'm sure you could sell
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some of your textbooks for drugs.
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No, man, I-I made the dean's list.
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Top ten percent of my class.
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- (cheering)
- ARTHUR: There you go!
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I am proud of you.
You've come a long way.
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I got to text Tavi.
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Tell my boo I made the dean's list.
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His boo?
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Yesterday, she was his bae.
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You think they're taking
it to the next level?
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Don't know, don't care.
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Oh, please!
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You know you're still pining for him.
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You're the brown Rachel
to his black Ross.
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Hey, Tush, you want to maybe help me out
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a couple of days a week?
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Ever since I became a detective,
I have no free time.
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Yes, Randy. Thank you.
That'd be very nice.
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First, I have to finish my
last job for Frau Schmidt.
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- Sweatpants.
- Hmm?
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You work in a retirement home.
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Any tips for giving an
80-year-old woman a sponge bath?
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The key is the towel.
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The towel?
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Yeah, you-you tie it firmly
around your eyes.
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♪ ♪
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FRANCO: Hey, Professor Mills.
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Guess who made the dean's list.
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You and 261 other people.
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But congratulations.
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You worked hard and you
deserve to be commended.
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FRANCO: Hey, Tavi.
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- Hey, Dean's List.
- (chuckles)
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- Mmm.
- MILLS: Octavia,
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you're involved with Mr. Wicks?
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What a creative way to
disappoint your parents.
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I'm kidding.
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She's disappointing us all.
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Here's my application for
the Ventura Fellowship.
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Uh, what is that?
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That is the most prestigious art
fellowship at Dearborn College.
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Funded by a grant from
Mr. Frederick Ventura.
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Fred "The Hammer" Ventura?
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The porn star?
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We all have a past, Mr. Wicks.
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Mr. Ventura was generous
enough to provide the winner
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with an opportunity to study
for a semester in Florence.
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Free apartment, all expenses paid.
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Wha... I want to do that.
Wh-Where do I sign up?
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Oh.
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You want to apply?
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Hell yeah, I want to apply.
Free trip to Italy?
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I've been studying the great
Italian painters in class,
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and it'd be so cool to see
their work in person, you know?
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Michelangelo,
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Donatello,
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Raphael...
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Those are the Ninja Turtles.
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I-I just... I just got that.
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TAVI: The contest is
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pretty intense, Franco.
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You're up against the
top artists in school.
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You think you're ready for that?
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I'm ready for anything, baby.
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That fellowship would go so
well in my résumé, all right?
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It can go right up between
"Dean's List" and "Charges Dismissed."
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Maybe you should wait.
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This contest is more for
seniors and grad students.
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She's correct.
No freshman has never won.
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So... I'd be the first?
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Huh?
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I'd be making history?
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Art history!
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(chuckles)
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You're not a high-fiver, are you?
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What do you think?
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Franco, I just...
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I don't want to see you get discouraged.
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(chuckling)
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(singsongy): I see what's going on.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're afraid of a little competition.
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(chuckles): Oh.
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Really? Well, if I run into any,
I'll let you know.
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I'll make an exception.
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I'm still gonna do it.
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Okay. If you really want to do this,
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I got your back, 100%.
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- All right. Mmm.
- You know,
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I was supposed to be at a staff meeting,
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but watching you two
jeopardize your relationship
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is far more entertaining
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than voting on homecoming themes.
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We all know it's going to be
Night of a Hundred Genders.
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You were supposed to
clean the men's room.
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Hey, Fawz,
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would you text Franco a
mop emoji and a poop emoji?
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Throw in a skull and crossbones...
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it's bad in there!
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I'm sorry, man.
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Tavi and I both entered
this art contest,
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and they're about to announce the theme.
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Theme of what?
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The art piece we have to submit.
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It could be anything... death, power.
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Well, if it's "sitting on your
ass while the toilet overflows"
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you're gonna nail it.
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So, you're competing
against your girlfriend?
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(singsongy): Plot twist.
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Bad idea, kid.
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Never compete against
anyone you're sweet on.
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Joanie and I used to lock horns
over our dueling donut careers.
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Donut career?
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Is that what you're calling this?
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You see, I always preferred, you know,
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the simple blue-collar donut.
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But she always wanted to fill
'em with these fancy creams and jellies.
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And your two most popular donuts are?
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Maple creme and jellies,
but that's not the point.
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Arthur, let them give it a try.
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Sometimes it's good for a
relationship to be tested.
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(chuckles) Mm.
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You know, to see how strong it is.
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I should go.
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Hey. So, Arthur,
once the theme gets announced,
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we have 24 hours to finish it. So...
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would it be cool if I took
the rest of the day off?
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Oh, fine.
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But, first, take care of that bathroom.
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Yes! Look,
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I-I've never said this before
snaking a toilet, but...
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I love you, man.
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Hey, Boss Lady.
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I deposited your check,
picked up your groceries,
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and if you open that manila folder,
I need your Jane Hancock.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, what am I signing?
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It authorizes me to purchase
more manila folders.
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What's my schedule for the weekend?
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Well, what time would you like
to have that brunch with Lisa?
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I don't want to have brunch with Lisa.
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That's why I canceled it.
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Nice.
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I could get used to this.
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Hey, Randy, I was wondering...
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Just a second, Fawz.
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Are you in for Fawz?
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You know what, I'm busy.
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I don't have her right now.
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Why don't you leave a number,
we'll call you back.
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Okay, so they just sent me the theme.
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- What is it?
- It's struggle,
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which is perfect for me, man.
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They might as well just give
me the plane tickets now.
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- Plane tickets?
- Yeah.
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The winner spends the
summer in Florence.
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- Like in Italy?
- Mm-hmm.
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Three months of mobsters, pizza,
and fat dudes talking with their hands.
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Throw in fat women
talking with their hands
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and you'll be back in Chicago.
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Yo, so, Arthur, uh, if I win,
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would it be cool if I
took the summer off?
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Yeah, of course.
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It's a great opportunity. Take it.
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Thanks.
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(groans) My back.
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- You okay?
- Oh!
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Yeah. Uh, uh, just a twinge.
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- A-Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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Go on. You only got 24 hours
to finish that painting.
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I can handle the shop. (grunts)
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- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Pick up that tray.
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Hey, since when do you give me orders?
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I tell you to pick up things.
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(strained):
Now pick me up and put me in that chair.
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(sniffing)
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Damn it!
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(sighs)
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Arthur, yo, just go home, man.
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No, no, no. I have a system.
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- Coffee to go, please.
- ARTHUR: Sweatpants!
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(sighs heavily)
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One piping hot coffee to go. Yes, sir.
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Only the best cup of joe in Uptown.
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Yeah.
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Comin' at ya.
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I said decaf, right?
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Sweatpants!
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- I got it.
- Arthur, I can't be wheeling
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some old dude around all day.
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I have to get back to my job.
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At the nursing home.
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Here. Thank you.
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- So, how's your painting coming?
- Not great.
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Now I know why Michelangelo
didn't work at a Dunkin' Donuts.
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Tavi was right, dude. This is tough.
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I had all these ideas all in my head,
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- but it's hard to lay 'em all down.
- Relax, relax.
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I'm sure everyone's having a hard time.
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FRANCO: Hey, bae.
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- What you doing here?
- I finished my painting,
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so I thought I'd bring
you a pastrami sandwich.
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Wait, you finished?
258
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:31,060
Wait, pastrami?
259
00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:34,597
I mean, I'll take one more look at it,
but I'm basically done.
260
00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:36,599
- How about you?
- Well, it's kind of hard
261
00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,968
to run a donut shop and
finish a painting, so...
262
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:42,538
Yeah, Franco's got a lot on his plate,
unlike some of us.
263
00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,475
Take the sandwich.
264
00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:49,145
You know what, why don't you let
me take a look at your painting?
265
00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:51,480
Nah. Nah, n-not right now.
It's not ready yet.
266
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,215
Maybe I could give you some fresh eyes.
267
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:56,352
Okay. All right, come take a look.
268
00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,553
Mustard?
269
00:10:57,555 --> 00:10:59,021
TAVI: In the bag!
270
00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:02,224
So, uh, just give me
your honest opinion,
271
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,693
and don't hold back.
272
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,730
- Well...
- You hate it! I knew it.
273
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,132
- Why'd you even come back here?
- No.
274
00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:12,702
I was just gonna say there's
a lot that I like about it.
275
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,370
And it's gonna be great.
276
00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:16,706
- You think so?
- Yes.
277
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,574
I just have a couple of thoughts.
278
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:20,843
- So, the piece is about struggle, right?
- Yeah.
279
00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:23,179
Well, I think there might be
a little bit too much struggle
280
00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:25,047
going on in this corner.
281
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,549
ARTHUR: Franco?
282
00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:27,917
What?!
283
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:29,285
We're out of Long Johns.
284
00:11:29,287 --> 00:11:31,687
(sighs) Okay.
285
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:32,822
I-I can't, I can't do it.
286
00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:35,458
- I-I can't, I can't do this, man.
- Babe.
287
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,393
- You're so stressed right now.
- Mm-hmm.
288
00:11:37,395 --> 00:11:39,128
You know,
there's no reason that you can't wait
289
00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,664
and, you know,
go for the fellowship next year.
290
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:44,200
So, what, now you think I can't do this?
291
00:11:44,969 --> 00:11:46,736
- So much for having my back.
- (scoffs)
292
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,171
You know, that Tavi, such a sweet kid,
293
00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:51,240
coming over here to check on her beau.
294
00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:54,243
Or is it boo?
295
00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:57,082
Oh, you get defensive every
time I try to help you.
296
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,263
Is it always gonna be like this?
297
00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,536
I don't even need your help
298
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,499
because I know more about
struggle than you ever will.
299
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,156
TAVI: Oh,
I know all about struggle, Franco,
300
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,759
because I'm going out with you.
301
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:10,062
Ooh!
302
00:12:10,865 --> 00:12:13,966
No, uh, the mustard is very spicy.
303
00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:17,302
SOFIA: Hey, Franco.
304
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,537
How's the painting?
305
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:21,362
It's finished. With 42 minutes to spare.
I think it's pretty good.
306
00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,211
Take that, Tavi!
307
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,846
Aren't there other people
in the contest besides Tavi?
308
00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:28,581
Yeah, but Tavi's very important to me,
309
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,383
and I would like to see
her go down in flames.
310
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:36,856
Well, sounds like something's
going on between Franco and Tavi.
311
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:39,492
Hmm. Wouldn't you like to know?
312
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:42,728
Oh, you don't know anything.
313
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,831
Unless you do. Do you?
314
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,366
Girlfriend, let me tell you.
315
00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,601
(cries out)
316
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:52,096
Anyone want to hire an
annoying personal assistant?
317
00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,140
What? I thought
Tush was doing a good job.
318
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:55,574
He's too good.
319
00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:57,810
He called Lisa, that woman I hate,
320
00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:59,745
and tried to work it out with her.
321
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:03,716
So now I got to have
lunch with that bitch.
322
00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:06,519
Well, sounds like you and Tush
really need to work it out.
323
00:13:07,164 --> 00:13:10,256
Tell me everything you
know about Franco and Tavi.
324
00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:12,691
Well, as you know,
Arthur predicted trouble,
325
00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:13,859
and, boy, was he right.
326
00:13:14,506 --> 00:13:15,394
ARTHUR: Well, that back doctor
327
00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:16,929
was of no help.
328
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,964
- What'd he say?
- He couldn't find anything.
329
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,332
Gave me some painkillers,
330
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,801
but they didn't have
any effect on me at all.
331
00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:26,272
Where's the coatrack?
332
00:13:26,274 --> 00:13:27,840
Joanie moved it.
333
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:30,242
In 1987.
334
00:13:30,883 --> 00:13:33,312
Well, remind me
to tell her to move it back.
335
00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:35,614
Okay, Fawz, spill it.
336
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,216
Franco, Tavi, go!
337
00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:38,884
Buckle your seat belt, sister.
338
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:39,952
Hey, Chief.
339
00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:41,887
Damn it!
340
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,890
I took the liberty of
changing your e-mail address.
341
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,692
You were getting too much spam.
342
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,720
So, I wrote down your
new password right here.
343
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:51,200
- What is it?
- It's "R", seven, dot...
344
00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:52,798
the word "dot", not a dot dot...
345
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,366
followed by a dot dot,
346
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:55,868
then an umlaut, then hashtag,
347
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:58,470
then the word "password".
348
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,107
All right, wish me luck. Oh, by the way,
349
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,576
I mixed the chocolate
up with the brown paint,
350
00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:06,212
so nobody eat the Long Johns.
351
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,581
Did I ever tell you guys
352
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:12,451
about my idea to open a donut shop?
353
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,126
Can I have your attention, please?
354
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,328
Ladies and gentlemen...
355
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,462
(clears throat)
356
00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:25,197
And Chris.
357
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:30,369
It's time to announce the winner
of this year's Ventura Fellowship.
358
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:32,137
And on behalf of the
Dearborn Art Department,
359
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,172
I'd like to say...
360
00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:36,208
does anyone else smell chocolate?
361
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:37,876
It's called mixed media.
362
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,378
Let's keep moving.
363
00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:40,946
Very well.
364
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,083
The Ventura Fellowship goes to...
Franco.
365
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,150
(whispers): Yes.
366
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,052
Your painting is blocking the winner.
367
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:52,157
Which is Octavia St. Claire.
368
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,326
(applause)
369
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,564
Mr. Wicks, you look disappointed.
370
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,399
I am disappointed, man.
371
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,900
Did you not see my painting?
372
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,168
It's got struggle all over it.
373
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,803
It's got a building on fire,
374
00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,605
somebody getting arrested,
375
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,073
the Chicago Bears.
376
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,676
(scoffs)
377
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:13,178
Classic rookie mistake.
378
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,913
Tavi had the training
to take a single idea
379
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,715
and execute it exquisitely.
380
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,083
Her piece is crystallized.
381
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,852
- It's distilled.
- I get it.
382
00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,086
She's better than me.
383
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,455
You're not untalented, Mr. Wicks.
384
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,591
You just lack the experience
to compete at this level.
385
00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:28,827
I believe someone tried
to warn you about that.
386
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,963
Yeah, she did.
387
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,464
I meant me.
388
00:15:33,979 --> 00:15:36,268
But yes, Tavi did, too.
389
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,870
And you let your ego
get the best of you.
390
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,005
- I don't have an ego.
- Really?
391
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,074
Then why haven't you congratulated her?
392
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:46,078
It's not easy being in a
relationship with a fellow artist.
393
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,148
All right, well, thank you, Professor.
394
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,382
Appreciate it.
395
00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:53,118
But did I at least come in second place?
396
00:15:53,949 --> 00:15:55,821
Sure.
397
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,027
Hey, Tavi.
398
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,797
I just want to congratulate
you on your piece.
399
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,533
- Um, you deserve it.
- Thanks.
400
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,436
I'm-I'm sorry I've been
such a dick to you.
401
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:13,138
But I-I've been so stressed
out with work, school.
402
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,273
But that's no excuse to...
403
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:15,974
Look, I just had a really nice moment.
404
00:16:16,739 --> 00:16:18,911
Can we not do this right now?
405
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:21,680
My friends are waiting for me.
406
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,851
All right. Have fun.
407
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,252
Mr. Wicks,
408
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,721
could you get your painting out of here?
409
00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:31,023
It's covered in flies.
410
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,346
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
411
00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:45,915
Arthur, your-your back is still hurting.
412
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,817
Why don't you take those painkillers?
413
00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:49,952
People told me it was making me loopy.
414
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:52,154
Well, not me directly.
415
00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:56,192
I heard Abraham Lincoln
talking to Bing Crosby.
416
00:16:58,131 --> 00:17:00,162
Morning, Commander.
The new folders are in.
417
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,331
Three-tab.
418
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,833
Oh, goody.
419
00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:05,935
Oh, I got you a Bumble account.
420
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:09,138
You have a date on Thursday
with a very handsome lawyer.
421
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,907
He has children, but I assured him
422
00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:14,510
that would not be a deal breaker.
423
00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:21,884
What's wrong? This brave can tell
when the big chief has a problem.
424
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,421
Well, yeah.
425
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,491
There is something kind
of painful I need to do.
426
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,593
Really? That's what you pay me for.
427
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:32,795
Let me do it.
428
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,998
Okay.
429
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,802
I need you to fire my assistant.
430
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:43,606
I see.
431
00:17:43,608 --> 00:17:46,609
Was he not working hard enough?
432
00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:48,010
Oh, no, he worked too hard.
433
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:50,079
And only because he has a big heart
434
00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:52,548
and he's caring and organized.
435
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,849
And frankly,
436
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:56,986
I think his talents are wasted on me.
437
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,522
Well, um, he understands,
438
00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:01,924
and he thanks you for the opportunity.
439
00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:03,926
And he will never forget
440
00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:07,563
how you gave him his confidence back.
441
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:11,667
(voice breaking):
You turned a shell of a man
442
00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:14,937
into a hell of a man.
443
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:18,474
So you're not mad?
444
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,910
No. Actually, I've been thinking
445
00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:23,245
I'm ready for something more,
like a full-time job.
446
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:25,848
I'm talking 9:00 to 2:00.
447
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,485
Well, you know, whatever you do,
448
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:30,920
I'm sure you'll be great at it.
449
00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:32,988
Thanks.
450
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,892
(groans) Oh...
451
00:18:36,894 --> 00:18:38,294
one more thing.
452
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:42,698
Your ex-assistant wanted me to tell you
that he put a small dent in your car.
453
00:18:44,235 --> 00:18:45,434
What?
454
00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:47,770
It's okay, he's gonna pay for
it out of his severance package,
455
00:18:47,772 --> 00:18:50,539
which was very generous. (clicks tongue)
456
00:18:53,978 --> 00:18:55,444
SWEATPANTS: I know that face.
457
00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:57,246
That's your "I didn't win" face.
458
00:18:57,248 --> 00:19:00,816
Yep. No Florence for me.
459
00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:02,752
Oh, you lost the contest. I'm sorry.
460
00:19:02,754 --> 00:19:03,753
FRANCO: Yep.
461
00:19:03,755 --> 00:19:05,688
I think I lost my girlfriend, too.
462
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:06,889
What?
463
00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:11,327
Oh...
464
00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:12,428
Oh, no.
465
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,164
I'm-I'm so sorry.
466
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,666
You had a rough week, kid.
467
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:21,303
Why don't you take tomorrow off and
do something fun with Sweatpants.
468
00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:24,807
Might as well. Probably gonna end up
spending the rest of my life with him.
469
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:27,476
Yes!
470
00:19:27,478 --> 00:19:30,012
Well, I guess I better
get those crullers started
471
00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:31,847
for the Fenderman bris.
472
00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:32,948
RANDY: Look at that.
473
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,050
Quasimodo stands.
474
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,586
My back is feeling better.
475
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,388
(chuckling): How about that.
476
00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:43,959
Well, well, well...
477
00:19:43,961 --> 00:19:46,061
If you're here to win Franco back,
don't bother.
478
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:48,364
He doesn't want to talk to you.
479
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:50,900
- Franco, can we talk?
- Yeah, let's go outside.
480
00:19:53,404 --> 00:19:54,904
(sighs)
481
00:19:54,906 --> 00:19:56,438
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
482
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,773
Me, too.
483
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:58,874
If I'm being honest,
484
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:00,176
I'm starting to think
our relationship's...
485
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:02,178
Come to Florence with me.
486
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,879
Really?
487
00:20:04,217 --> 00:20:07,016
I know we have problems,
but there's a lot
488
00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:08,884
that works about us, too.
489
00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:09,985
If I could just get you away
490
00:20:09,987 --> 00:20:12,655
from all this stress,
we could focus on us.
491
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,491
I don't want to be mooching off you.
492
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:18,661
They're giving me a stipend,
which I don't need, so really,
493
00:20:18,663 --> 00:20:20,029
you'd be mooching off the school.
494
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:24,300
I like the sound of that.
495
00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:27,636
It's so sad when people break up.
496
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,608
Then maybe you should stop smiling.
497
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,010
I can't believe how great my back feels.
498
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:35,945
Well, I can.
499
00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:36,950
What are you talking about?
500
00:20:37,015 --> 00:20:39,415
Well, Franco said that he was leaving,
501
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,649
and you got all knotted up.
502
00:20:40,651 --> 00:20:43,285
Then he said he was staying,
and the pain went away.
503
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:45,154
It's psychosomatic.
504
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,224
Who do you think you are, Oprah?
505
00:20:48,226 --> 00:20:49,592
You're not even Gayle.
506
00:20:49,594 --> 00:20:50,893
Oh, my God.
507
00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:54,196
Guess what...
Tavi and I are going to Florence.
508
00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:55,431
- What?!
- No!
509
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,600
Aah...
510
00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:01,737
Something wrong with your back?
511
00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:03,606
Oh, shut up.
512
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,774
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