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Ginny called.
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Baker.
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Just confirming that we can't...
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Not gonna say anything.
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Ginny's a big girl.
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She still carries
her rookie card.
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Really?
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But if it's being watched...
What?
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You won't make
the all-star team? Hey!
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The only all-star team
that matters is mine.
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And you're already the
leading vote-getter there.
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16 years i've been
playing in this town.
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I've seen a lot of rookies
come and go.
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Never met one like you.
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Kind of blow me away.
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I'm trying to raise
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A ball player here, janet.
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Trying a new pitcher.
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We did it, pop.
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We ain't done nothing yet.
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They're watching it now.
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You seen it?
I got chills.
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Called, strike three.
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Put her in the game!
Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game.
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It's dominating
social media right now.
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36 million people
have signed the petition
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Saying "put ginny baker
in the all-star game."
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That's twice as many votes
as any player's going to get.
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We need to make a decision.
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Let's call the commissioner.
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Wow.
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If i'd known you were
such a hothouse orchid,
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I would've taken it easy on you.
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No, my back's just been
acting up lately.
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It'll loosen.
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You should be
skipping the all-star game.
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I'm not skipping
the all-star game.
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You can't even
get your pants on.
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I don't know much about
baseball, but i do know
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That it's bad form to play
an all-star game without pants.
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It's in my home city, for god's
sakes, i'm practically mayor.
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you could get some rest.
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I could get you a job
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As an analyst
on the postgame show.
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You ever think about
broadcasting as a second career?
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Of course i've thought of it.
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Look at this face,
look at these guns.
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You think i'm gonna
deny these
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To the world
after i'm done playing?
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Now, there's three phases
to the mike lawson experience.
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Phase one,
mm-hmm.
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Hall of fame player.
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Phase two,
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Hall of fame broadcaster.
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Phase three,
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I move to the south of france,
mm.
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I become the greatest
horseshoe player
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of all time.
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That's quite a big
plan you've got there.
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Maybe we should stick to
phase one and phase two for now.
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You're obviously hurt.
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I'm not skipping
the all-star g...
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...Game.
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Okay, uh...
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All right, maybe-maybe
a few days off, uh...
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Wouldn't be so bad.
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Set up a meeting.
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I already did.
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I'm not abandoning you.
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You're abandoning me
in my hour of need.
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mmm. Yeah, no.
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I'm immune to guilt.
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Chickenpox and guilt.
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Neither of them get me anymore.
Evelyn.
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The only upside to blip
not making the all-star team
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Is that we finally get to
take this family vacation.
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The boys have been begging to go
to disney world for years.
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And mama don't do roller
coasters, so blip's gonna go on
space mountain with them.
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But does it have to be
when my mother's visiting?
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You're my best buffer.
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Now i have to spend three
days alone with this woman.
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Well, maybe it won't be so bad.
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You've met her.
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If there was an all-star game
for silent judgment
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And guilt trips, she'd be mvp.
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She's your mom, ginny.
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It can't have been all bad.
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(indistinct sports announcers,
ginny and janet giggling)
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Oh, come on.
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No, no, you cannot say anything.
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Not a word about
getting your ears pierced.
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If you do, he's gonna,
like, board up all the doors.
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All right, fine,
but you do all the talking.
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Okay, i'll do all the talking.
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Just don't make me laugh.
Okay, i'll try.
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Try hard, 'cause if you get me
going, we ain't gonna never
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Get out of here.
Okay.
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Be serious.
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okay.
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Going to the mall,
we'll be back.
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Make sure you buy
some oil for your mitt.
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Tanner's oil.
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Has to be tanner's oil.
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Ginny, you hear me?
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Heard you.
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She heard you, baby.
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(door closes,
ginny and janet giggle)
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I hear you.
Got the luggage.
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All right, well,
hang in there, bro.
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That was mike.
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He's bailing on
the all-star game.
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What?
His back.
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He thinks we shouldn't
even pack, babe.
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He says i'm about to get
a call from the front office
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Saying that i'm gonna
be the padres' rep.
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we're the home team,
somebody's got to play.
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who else but you?
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nobody.
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i told you!
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You did.
Didn't i tell you?
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You told me.
Didn't i tell you?
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What's going on?
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Daddy's gonna play
in the all-star game!
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Give me some.
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Do we get to go to the game?
Absolutely.
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Right after we go
to disney world?
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That might have
to wait a little.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Okay, but can...
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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That was the front office.
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Apparently, i've been named
to the all-star team.
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I'm gonna be the padres' rep.
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We're going to disney world.
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She's not an all-star, jason.
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She's won her last three starts.
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Is she the best of the best?
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She is the star of all stars.
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And this is the all-star game.
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You think there's a guy
in the history...
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Hey, baker.
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It is good to see you getting
some airtime for a change.
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Yeah, we were worried
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People might be
forgetting about you.
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Blip...
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No.
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We are not having
this conversation again.
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You're gonna play in this game.
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I'm-a go ride
around in some tea cups
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With my family.
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It's all good.
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All right?
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She told me you were
taking them on space mountain.
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Papa don't do roller coasters.
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Just give me 24 hours.
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That's all i need.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Rhonda!
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I need you to book me on the
first flight to amsterdam.
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I'm heading to the airport now.
You can't do that.
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You're the gm of the team
hosting the all-star game.
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Listen to me. Rhonda?
The entire baseball world
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Is about to descend upon...
Rhonda?
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Livan's 26.
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What?
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You heard me.
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That means...
That means none of the gms
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Can know where i'm going, okay?
Do you understand?
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I understand what
you want me to do.
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I don't understand
how i'm supposed to do it.
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You're gonna figure it out.
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I'll call you from the airport.
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You see what i have
to put up with?
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Sorry to bother you, skip.
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No, no.
Come on in, kid.
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And when i say "kid," i don't
mean it in a bogart sort of way.
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I mean it in that
you're a third my age.
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Sit down, sit down.
What's on your mind?
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I don't deserve to be
playing in the all-star game.
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I was just starting to be
accepted by the guys.
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It's terrible timing,
and if i turn it down,
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They'll choose blip,
who deserves to go.
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All true.
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Let me tell you about
how i met my wife.
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We were at a friend's party.
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I approached her at the food
table, i mumbled something
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Brilliant about the crudités
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And somehow i managed to engage
her in a conversation,
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And then finally i asked her
if she'd like
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To have dinner with me.
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She had zero interest.
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But i'd just got back from 'nam.
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I took one in the calf,
i was hobbling a little,
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And she had a big heart.
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So she said yes.
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Pure pity date.
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42 years, four kids,
12 grandkids later.
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Didn't turn out so bad.
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I'm not following here, skip.
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Take the pity date.
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It doesn't matter
why they say yes.
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It matters what you do
after they say it.
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Okay.
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Let's check on
the all-star schedule, okay?
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I don't want to do that.
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I'm just dreading
having to tell my mom
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That i'm not gonna have
any time for her.
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Ginny, she's gonna be
happy for you.
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no, she's not.
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Right on cue.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, mom.
Oh!
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Oh, my baby.
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Oh, there she is.
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Amelia, oh, good to see you.
Welcome.
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Thanks for
picking her up, eliot.
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No problem.
You look well.
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Thank you, thank you.
So do you.
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Three whole days with you
all to myself.
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Oh, can you imagine that?
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Yeah, well...
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There's been a
slight change of plans.
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I just got named
to the all-star team.
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The all-star team?
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I know, it's crazy.
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There was a public campaign...
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That's amazing.
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That is amazing!
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Yeah.
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It is, thanks, i'm excited.
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Um...
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But it also means
i have a lot to do
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That i hadn't planned on, so...
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So less time for me.
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I'm sorry.
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So what's the plan for tomorrow?
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Um...
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Tomorrow, i've got a lot
of mlb stuff during the day,
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So eliot's gonna take you
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All around the city,
show you around.
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There's a ton of stuff to do
here, there's legoland,
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And...
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Uh, the zoo.
...The zoo.
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And then tomorrow night,
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We'll get dinner together.
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Certainly... Looking forward
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To getting to spend
some time with eliot.
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Hmm, me, too.
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Oh.
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Well, i probably
should just
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Go on ahead and get unpacked.
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Mom, i didn't...
I didn't, um...
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I didn't plan this to avoid
spending time with you.
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No one said you did.
261
00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:03,719
It's okay.
262
00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,823
Good night.
Good night.
263
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,669
Do you want an investigation
as to what went wrong
264
00:11:19,704 --> 00:11:22,372
I had no idea.
Yeah.
265
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,240
Well, someone once said
when it comes to divorce,
266
00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:25,775
Let go of worrying
about the money.
267
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,110
Go in knowing
you're gonna get killed
268
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,379
And then maybe
you'll be surprised.
269
00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:32,148
Well, you could have told me
that before you showed me this.
270
00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:33,816
She gets half
the dealerships?
271
00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:35,351
Well, next time listen
to me about the prenup.
272
00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:39,155
You still got one more
contract in you.
273
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,891
You'll get some back.
36-year-old catcher
with 65-year-old knees,
274
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:43,893
And a back that's
playing peek-a-boo.
275
00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:45,728
I've got two more
good earning years tops.
276
00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:47,497
So go to the yankees
or boston-- they pay more.
277
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,798
Or texas.
278
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,433
Get away from
these state taxes--
279
00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,135
I'm a padre.
280
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,673
Then get serious about what
you're doing after baseball.
281
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:59,442
Oh, i'm dead serious.
282
00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,110
I've got a phase two.
283
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,211
And what's that?
284
00:12:02,247 --> 00:12:04,047
All right, you guys ready?
A little rehearsal here.
285
00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:06,416
So, mike, this is just
a run-through
286
00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:07,650
To kind of get you
acclimated
287
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,885
For the way it's supposed
to go tomorrow.
288
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,786
Okay.
You're okay
with that?
289
00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:11,154
Okay, let's do it.
290
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,155
Cj, ready?
291
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,589
Addison russell,
as you guys know,
292
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,791
Will be the starting
shortstop
293
00:12:14,826 --> 00:12:15,825
For the national league
294
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,826
And batting ninth.
295
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,927
But the reality is
296
00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:19,495
This should be
corey seager's job.
297
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,831
He has been the best shortstop
in the national league.
298
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,434
And, mike, you've been
on this national league team
299
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,635
Eight times before.
300
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:26,769
What do you think
of this year's squad?
301
00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:28,404
This year's squad?
Oh, man,
302
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,773
They're crazy good,
even without kersh.
303
00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,742
Cueto's slide-cut combo
is lethal.
304
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:35,845
Scherzer has the most legit
one through four in the bigs.
305
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,280
Lester's a beast.
306
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:40,016
Among hitters, obviously,
chris bryant is the man.
307
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,884
His iso's at 2.92.
308
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,521
His weighted runs created
plus of 153 last year
309
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,789
Is ridonculous!
310
00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:50,727
And his woba of .412
is off the charts.
311
00:12:50,762 --> 00:12:52,829
Sorry, you know what?
That was, uh...
312
00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:55,531
.40-- .403, damn.
I-i'll get that.
313
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,867
Uh, buster posey is--
314
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,635
Uh, all right, well,
stop ri-right there
315
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,838
For just a minute.
No, i know, i blew
that last one,
316
00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:02,839
But i'll get it
tomorrow, okay?
317
00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:04,340
So, you know, don't worry.
318
00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:05,942
But otherwise?
319
00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:10,680
Uh... You know,
good...
320
00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:11,748
Yeah?
321
00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:12,782
A little bit too much jargon.
322
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:13,983
You kind of sounded like
323
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,685
A stat-head
and not a baseball player--
324
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,221
Be a baseball player.
And you want to appeal
to the average fan.
325
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,156
Think of the ten-year-old kid
or the grandmother watching.
326
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,357
Right. Okay, yeah.
I, you know,
327
00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:22,892
I was just trying to put
a little flair
328
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,193
In there, you know,
a little signature style,
329
00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:25,862
But if you think
i should adjust it, i could.
330
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,897
It was unintelligible.
331
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,033
All right.
332
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,272
All right, i'll, uh...
I'll work on it. Yeah.
333
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,315
I hear al just barely
skated by with his job.
334
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,584
I heard frank reid
wasn't quite so lucky.
335
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,787
I heard the same.
Rhonda.
336
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,924
Gentlemen, i trust you're
having a good time.
337
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,926
We are. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
338
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,061
We were just wondering
where oscar is.
339
00:13:58,096 --> 00:14:00,229
Oh, he's wrapping up
a meeting.
340
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:01,230
What kind of meeting's
keeping him
341
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,199
From his own cocktail party?
Huh?
342
00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:06,536
It's not a meeting, actually.
343
00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:09,072
It's an abscessed tooth.
344
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,540
Very painful.
I was able
345
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,176
To get his dentist to come
down here to drain it.
346
00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:14,844
The tooth
that's abscessing.
347
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,079
You should see how much
abscess there is.
348
00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,513
I'm gonna get
you guys a refill.
349
00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,514
I'll be back.
Thank you.
350
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:22,251
That was weird, right?
Way weird.
351
00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:25,321
That was a lie, right?
Bold-faced.
352
00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:26,456
Livan.
353
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,431
What do you mean,
you think they're onto me?
354
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,467
Well, for one thing, it turns
out i'm a terrible liar.
355
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,869
And for another,
the story just broke.
356
00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:43,072
"a new report claims
that livan duarte,
357
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:45,575
"the superstar catcher
who recently defected from cuba
358
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:48,144
"during a tournament
in amsterdam is not 22
359
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,479
"but is, in fact, 26,
360
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,880
"making any team eligible
361
00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:53,316
To sign him immediately
without being taxed."
362
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,650
She told me the story
was embargoed.
363
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,586
that's all right.
364
00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:57,920
I have a huge head start.
365
00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:00,723
Or not.
What's the matter?
366
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,758
I'm looking at
livan's agent
367
00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:04,327
Shaking hands
with the general manager
368
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,862
Of the new york yankees.
369
00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,296
Well, that's not good.
370
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:09,132
I know.
371
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,034
The next batter
in the home run derby
372
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,637
Is second baseman
for the seattle mariners,
373
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,439
Robinson cano.
374
00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:23,513
Cano drives that one
to deep center.
375
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:27,617
It's gone!
376
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:28,951
You'll be fine.
377
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,354
They're just getting it
out of their system.
378
00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:36,225
And there goes another.
379
00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:38,528
Ah, they can't touch you.
380
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,268
Whoa, that one is way back.
381
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,338
And it's outta here!
382
00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,707
He might be able
to touch you.
383
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,942
Don't pitch to him.
384
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:56,212
And time's up.
385
00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:01,317
You trying to pull
a fast one on me?
386
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:04,554
daddy power bomb! Boom!
387
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,955
Oh, you trying to
get in on it, too?
388
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,823
Hey, hey, hey,
keep it down.
389
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:10,126
I'm trying to decide what theme
park tickets we should get.
390
00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,661
Go with whichever one
makes the money
391
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,629
Magically
disappear less.
392
00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,164
Pow!
393
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,401
What the hell?
Get 'em all!
394
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,570
time out, time out,
time out, time out.
395
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,773
I'm getting a phone call.
396
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:27,977
Hello.
Hold on a sec.
397
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:31,881
Yes. Okay, i see.
398
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,884
No, that's great.
Thank you.
399
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,553
Yeah, thank you so much.
400
00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:40,623
Babe...
401
00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:43,359
Dexter fowler pulled out.
402
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:44,627
Hamstring.
403
00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:46,429
I made the all-star game!
404
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,899
Oh, wow.
405
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,401
Wow, that's great!
406
00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:54,737
Evy, i'm an all-star,
baby!
407
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,139
Yeah, i know.
I got it.
Hey...
408
00:16:57,175 --> 00:16:58,941
I get to be
introduced
409
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,643
And tip my cap
to the home crowd
410
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:02,712
While watching
the fighter jets fly over.
411
00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,481
Yay.
412
00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:08,384
This is the biggest
moment of my life.
413
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,486
Are you seriously
not happy for me?
414
00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:14,490
Of course. I'm very
happy for you, babe.
415
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:17,226
Wow.
416
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,328
It's nice to have
such a supportive wife.
417
00:17:19,364 --> 00:17:21,197
Excuse me?
418
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:24,700
No, wait...
I'm not supportive?
419
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:28,304
Look, how you...?
No, you said yours.
I'm gonna say mine.
420
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:32,208
I did single-a with you.
I did double-a.
421
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:36,012
I've sat through 0 for 4s
and slumps and benchings.
422
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,281
There's almost a year
of our marriage mia
423
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:40,950
For all of the road trips,
and i've never complained.
424
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:43,286
Not once.
425
00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:47,690
I recap every game,
every moment of your life
426
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:49,125
Every night...
427
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:53,296
And it's the highlight
of my day.
428
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:55,298
I raise your sons
when you're gone.
429
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,066
I keep your home
while you're away,
430
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,567
And i'm ready
to uproot our lives
431
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,470
If another old man decides
on a whim he wants you more
432
00:18:01,506 --> 00:18:03,205
Than the one who
currently pays you.
433
00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:07,243
So perhaps you will allow me
one single moment
434
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,245
Of disappointment
upon learning
435
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,248
Our family vacation was
just ruined with a phone call.
436
00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:18,087
The boys and i will
watch the game from here.
437
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,522
I'll take them
to the theme park
438
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,458
All by myself like i do
all the time in san diego.
439
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:25,561
And we'll see you back there
in a few days.
440
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:28,631
You go enjoy the biggest
moment of your life
441
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,733
With the fighter planes.
442
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:36,305
Hmm, turns out watching
the home run derby
443
00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:38,107
Is not the cure for
feeling like a fraud.
444
00:18:38,142 --> 00:18:40,476
You're not a fraud.
445
00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:42,044
I should be going over
the hitters with you tonight,
446
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,579
Not going to dinner
with my mom.
447
00:18:43,614 --> 00:18:45,815
She's gonna make
me feel guilty.
448
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,084
You want me to come?
Would you?
449
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,187
Sure.
Moms love me.
450
00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:52,655
I mean, i gotta do
a little prep work
451
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,024
For this broadcast thing,
but i can grab a quick bite.
452
00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:57,493
That would be amazing.
Thank you.
453
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,795
Oh, hey, i invited amelia,
my agent.
454
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,964
You met her once?
455
00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:02,965
Anyway, you should
talk to her
456
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800
About the broadcasting stuff.
457
00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:05,801
She's the best.
Oh.
458
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,670
Good to know.
459
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,377
Nice dress.
460
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,980
Oh, thanks, mom.
You look beautiful.
461
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:20,416
Um, listen, i hope
you don't mind,
462
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,051
I invited a couple
friends to join us.
463
00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,819
I don't mind.
Actually, i invited
464
00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:24,887
Somebody
to join us, too.
465
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,155
Oh, okay.
466
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,923
Oh, here he is.
467
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,792
Hey.
Hey. Kevin,
468
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,360
This is my daughter,
ginny.
469
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:32,862
Hi. Nice to meet you.
470
00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,530
Hello.
471
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,865
Kevin's a friend
from tarboro.
472
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,833
He was in arizona
on business.
473
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:41,103
When i found out i'd basically
be spending the trip alone,
474
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,705
I just, well,
i asked him to join me.
475
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,973
I see.
476
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,875
Uh, ladies?
Oh, all right.
477
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,743
Oh, mom, can i have
a moment?
478
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,780
Oh, uh...
Sorry.
479
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,114
Go ahead.
Okay.
480
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,949
A friend?
481
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,484
We're dating.
482
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,521
And you didn't feel like
giving me a heads-up
483
00:19:58,556 --> 00:19:59,889
That you were inviting him
or, i don't know,
484
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,223
That you have a boyfriend?
485
00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:02,758
Oh, you mean, like,
the heads-up you gave me
486
00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:04,326
That you were gonna be
playing in the all-star game?
487
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,228
And i don't think
i need your permission
488
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,530
To start to date again.
489
00:20:07,565 --> 00:20:09,598
This is so like you
to be doing this.
490
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,901
The night before
the all-star game.
What am i doing?
491
00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:13,502
Mom...
What am i doing?
There you are.
492
00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:15,571
Oh, ginny didn't tell me
she invited her sister.
493
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,641
Don't bother,
she's taken.
494
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,711
Hey, amelia.
You remember mike lawson?
495
00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:26,081
Uh, yes. We met briefly.
Nice to see you.
496
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,616
You as well.
497
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:29,785
We were just heading
to our table.
498
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:36,692
Oh, good, you're here.
This is gonna be fun.
499
00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:37,827
We may want
our meal to go.
Mm.
500
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,607
Ouple?
501
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,209
Oh, no, no.
We're not a couple.
502
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,611
No, not...
503
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:48,712
I didn't even know that
504
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,980
Amelia was gonna
be here tonight
505
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,549
When ginny invited me, no.
506
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,783
No, it was
a total surprise.
507
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,518
Right, and since
he barely knows me,
508
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,054
It was just such
a boring surprise.
Right, exactly.
509
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,556
How long have
you two been together?
510
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,291
Oh, um,
511
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,759
A little over
a year now?
Mm-hmm.
512
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,095
A year? Really?
513
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,464
Well, i mean, we knew
each other from a distance.
514
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,300
Uh, uh--
kevin is from tarboro,
where we're from,
515
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,769
But we, um...
I was married until recently.
516
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,537
Just got a divorce
about a year ago.
517
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,373
So we really got
to know each other
518
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,508
After that.
519
00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,343
But i've seen you play.
520
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,178
I used to come
to a lot of your games.
521
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,713
I mean, the whole town did.
522
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,448
She was a sight to behold.
523
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,983
Still is.
524
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,719
Speaking of watching
her games, um...
525
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,887
We were hoping we could
get kevin a ticket
526
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,889
To the all-star game.
527
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,225
Mm. I only
got the one for you,
528
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,060
So...
It's okay.
No, no.
529
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,863
I have a couple
i'm not using. Have at 'em.
530
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,400
Thank you, mike.
Wow, thanks.
531
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,201
Much, much appreciated.
It's not every day
532
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,971
That your daughter's
an all-star.
533
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,906
No, it's not.
534
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,779
Ginny-bean...
535
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,849
What is it?
536
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,184
Open it and find out.
537
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,722
it's a dress for the dance.
538
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,792
Oh, i love it.
Well, try it on! Try it!
539
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:12,062
Oh, it's so pretty!
What's all the fuss?
What's that?
540
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,997
It's for the dance
tomorrow night.
Tomorrow?
541
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,498
Oh, no. You're gonna
have to miss it.
542
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,633
Bill, this is her
543
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,901
First school dance.
And the all-star
544
00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:20,337
Travel team tryouts
are on saturday, and you
545
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,671
Ain't near ready.
The all-star travel team?
That means
546
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,673
She's gonna be playing
all year-round.
547
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:24,941
Yeah. She needs to be.
548
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,045
Look,
549
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,847
You want to go, go.
550
00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,282
You want to spend your time like
551
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,950
All the other girls
going to dances
552
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,852
And chasing boys,
that's fine by me.
553
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,754
But i ain't gonna be out there,
wasting my time
554
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,022
On you.
Oh, for god's sakes.
555
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,223
I'm offering her a choice,
janet.
556
00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,293
Now, she's old enough
to make up her own mind!
557
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,365
This is it, little girl.
558
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,233
Decision time.
559
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,702
You want to be a ballplayer?
560
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,738
Because i will take you
as far as i can.
561
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,539
I will take you
all the way with this.
562
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,242
But you gotta give it
everything you got.
563
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,850
You in or out?
564
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,169
I'll see you out in the yard.
565
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:32,942
I'm sorry, mom.
566
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,646
You don't have
to apologize to me.
567
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:37,947
I understand.
568
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,584
If you change your mind,
569
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,287
Or if it ever just gets to
be too much for you one day
570
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,623
And you need me
to step in,
571
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,358
I'll do it.
572
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,361
I'll be right
here waiting.
573
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,830
I love you.
574
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,633
And there is nothing
575
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,601
That you can ever do
576
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,070
To make me stop loving you.
577
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,709
You're young.
578
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,846
I know how hard this is for you.
579
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,581
Come here.
580
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,856
Oscar, this is a waste
of time.
581
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,293
The yankees have an $8 million
signing bonus on the table.
582
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,094
You gonna match that?
Just get me
15 minutes with him.
583
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,297
Oscar...
That's all i ask.
Come on,
584
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,032
You're gonna have
me fly 6,000 miles
585
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,867
Sitting next to a guy
hacking up a lung,
586
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:32,836
Baby screaming
the entire way,
587
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,504
And you won't even
let me meet the kid?
588
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:38,208
I'll see what i can do.
589
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,310
Thank you.
590
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,050
Excuse me, uh...
591
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,719
Where is the nearest toy store?
592
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,856
I just want to say, it's an
absolute pleasure meeting you.
593
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,824
And whatever she did
594
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:58,094
and your father did,
to make you the pitcher
595
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,496
You are today...
Please don't mention my father.
596
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,865
Ginny.
Maybe we should get
the dessert menu.
597
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,533
I agree. You guys want refills?
More drinks?
598
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,868
He was trying to be nice.
599
00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,371
I was just trying to say
that your father was a...
600
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,307
Can we please stop talking
about my dead father?
601
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,383
I'm sorry.
602
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,352
I just... Got too much
going on right now.
603
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:24,787
Clearly, i'm not in the right
frame of mind for company.
604
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,422
Excuse me.
605
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,899
Well,
606
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,567
We are still on east coast time,
607
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,936
So we should probably turn in,
too. Thank you so much, mike,
608
00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,438
For the tickets.
Oh, you're welcome. I'll get
them, i'll get them to you.
609
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:45,108
I'll leave them
for you. A pleasure.
Thank you.
610
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,443
All right.
Good night.
611
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,078
I was right.
612
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,713
That was... That was fun.
613
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,049
Ooh.
614
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,184
We need to be more careful.
615
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,786
I didn't invite you.
616
00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,356
Heard you crushed
your rehearsal.
617
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,892
Oh, that hurts. Ooh.
618
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,494
I'm sure you weren't
good at baseball
619
00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,895
The first time you
tried it, either.
620
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,664
Eh, actually, i was.
I was four for four,
621
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:11,034
Hit two inside-the-park
home runs, i was eight.
622
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,202
Wow.
623
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:17,574
What if i'm coming
to the end of phase one
624
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:20,109
And it turns out i'm
no good at phase two?
625
00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,911
Then you go straight
to horseshoes.
626
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,281
I'm serious.
What if i'm no good?
627
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,553
So far...
628
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,556
I haven't found anything
that mike lawson's not good at
629
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,325
If he puts his mind to it.
630
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:46,336
You think they staged
all that so we'd have to pay?
631
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,572
And away we go
in san diego, california.
632
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,741
It's the best from the national
league against the best
633
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,211
From the american league.
634
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,415
Blip.
635
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,816
I'm so happy you're here.
636
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,785
Ah. Me, too.
637
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,086
You okay?
Yeah. I'm good.
638
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,589
I'm just... I'm good.
639
00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,524
You guys ready?
640
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,760
Let's do it.
641
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:46,396
All-stars.
642
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,839
From the st. Louis cardinals,
643
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,542
Matt carpenter.
644
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:02,145
And aledmys dÃaz.
645
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,082
From your hometown
san diego padres,
646
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,950
Blip sanders...
647
00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:09,987
Go, babe! Whoo-hoo!
648
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,623
Unable to play
but still suiting up,
649
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,491
Mike lawson.
650
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,764
And ginny baker!
651
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,674
Is my mom in your seats?
652
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,809
From the san francisco giants,
brandon crawford...
653
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,279
She'll be here.
654
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:43,053
And this is belted out
of here, kris bryant,
655
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,821
First pitch swinging,
1-nothing,
656
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,523
National league.
657
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,993
That is a pick by anthony rizzo
658
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,128
And a rocket hit
659
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,363
By david ortiz.
660
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,434
And on the mound,
in what has become
661
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,336
A ritual of historic occasions,
662
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,904
Here, literally,
663
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,341
By popular demand, ginny baker
has entered the game
664
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:08,145
And is warming up
to start the sixth.
665
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,081
And, smoltzy, if that
wasn't enough drama for you,
666
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,749
She's being brought in to face
667
00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,551
Salvador pérez,
who was actually
668
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,186
The leading vote-getter
for the game,
669
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:20,357
But his numbers paled in
comparison to the onslaught
670
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,559
Ginny garnered on the internet.
671
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,994
You got to figure
that's sticking
672
00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:25,329
In his craw a little bit.
673
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,798
Obviously some controversy
674
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,499
Surrounding her selection.
675
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,401
And i'm sure every part
of her is thinking
676
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,903
About justifying that selection
677
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,438
Right now.
678
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,044
So, the stage is set.
679
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,247
Baker looks in to get her sign.
680
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,882
She gets it from posey.
681
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,617
And here's the wind.
682
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,889
this ball is hammered
into left!
683
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,891
Back at the wall...
684
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,260
And gone!
685
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:03,467
Salvador pérez crushed that one!
686
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,769
That cannot be, at all,
687
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,039
How ginny baker wanted
to answer all these critics.
688
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,742
No, i wouldn't think so.
689
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,830
Rguella
of the san diego padres.
690
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,566
Thank you.
691
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:44,834
Mm-hmm.
692
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,871
No, no, no.
Please, no spanish.
693
00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:50,906
It's too obvious, papi.
694
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:53,476
Fair enough.
695
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,014
You know how i knew
you were gonna catch that?
696
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,518
'cause i know that's what
you used for a ball as a kid.
697
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,454
Just like i did.
'cause neither of us
698
00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:06,856
Could afford a real one.
699
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:10,025
I know what the yankees
are offering you,
700
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,861
And i can't match it.
701
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:17,166
I can come close,
but i can't match it.
702
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:20,402
What i can give you
is someone
703
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,971
Who understands
that journey.
704
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:25,007
No, i didn't grow up
in cuba.
705
00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:27,877
I grew up in mexico.
706
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,378
And i was not
as good as you.
707
00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:32,081
I didn't have a tenth
of your talent.
708
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,217
But i know what it's like
to grow up that poor.
709
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,485
And what i know now,
710
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,188
That i didn't know
at your age,
711
00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:42,758
Is that it's not just about
how rich you can get.
712
00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:45,394
It's about who you
surround yourself with.
713
00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,332
When i came up,
i came up with a wild crew
714
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,268
From the minors.
715
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,003
I mean, every night
after every game,
716
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,371
Out drinking.
717
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:59,875
I blew my career,
pissed away everything.
718
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,212
Luckily, i had someone
719
00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:07,683
Who went out on a limb for me.
720
00:33:07,718 --> 00:33:09,818
Gave me a job as a scout.
721
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,921
That man is
my manager today.
722
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,858
He could be your manager, too.
723
00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:21,230
The yankees can give you
a little more money,
724
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,532
But i can give you a home.
725
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:26,902
And i promise you
that san diego will embrace you
726
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:27,970
As one of their own.
727
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:35,644
My agent tells me you're
having front-office problems,
728
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,246
That you're bringing
somebody new in.
729
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,480
I'm not going anywhere.
730
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,517
I'm your guy.
731
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:55,864
I'm not sitting
behind mike lawson.
732
00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:02,504
You're never ready to go.
733
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,273
I always do-- i be following
the cards all the time.
734
00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:06,508
Yeah, right, over--
he's okay over there.
735
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,110
I hope he's ready
to go.
736
00:34:08,145 --> 00:34:09,812
Make sure
we'll help him out.
737
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,648
Okay, here we go,
in five, four,
738
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,116
Three...
739
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:20,923
Welcome to the all-star
postgame show
740
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,826
As we come to you live
on fox-- i'm chris myers.
741
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,096
Nice to have with us
cj nitkowski, dontrelle willis,
742
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,297
And a very special guest,
743
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,932
Hometown hero
mike lawson.
744
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,167
And, mike, it's good to
have you along with us.
745
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,168
Well, thanks for having me.
746
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:34,336
And let's get
right to it.
747
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,771
Story of the night,
salvador pérez
748
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,973
Going deep off
ginny baker.
749
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,308
Give us your thoughts.
750
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:40,943
Salvy peréz swings
at the first pitch
751
00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:42,411
74% of the time.
752
00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:45,547
I'm sure that ginny was hoping
to get him to chase one there.
753
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:51,787
Of course, her walk-to-strikeout
ratio is... It's...
754
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,997
You know, i was getting
dressed in the locker room,
755
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:05,668
Trying to commit all these
essential facts to memory,
756
00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:07,903
And i, uh, and i saw her
give up that home run,
757
00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,305
And all i could
think of was,
758
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,307
God, this game is hard.
759
00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:14,009
I mean, it is so humbling.
760
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,678
I mean, even those of us
who are all-stars,
761
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,347
We fail so much
of the time.
762
00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:19,848
I mean, great hitters fail
763
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:22,718
Seven out of every
ten times at bat.
764
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:23,886
You know,
there's such a fine line
765
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,721
Between being
too inside your head
766
00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:27,523
And not having your head
in the game enough.
767
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,358
There's just no
margin for error.
768
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:32,361
You know? And yeah, she...
She left one over the plate,
769
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,630
And a great hitter
got ahold of it.
770
00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:36,165
And now there's gonna be
even more talk about
771
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,900
How she never deserved
to be here in the first place.
772
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,969
But let me tell you something,
this girl-- this woman--
773
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:42,504
Is a gamer.
774
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,907
She's a total gamer.
775
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,241
Doesn't matter what
you throw at her,
776
00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:47,843
She gets back up.
777
00:35:47,878 --> 00:35:50,746
Hell of a lot stronger
than i am, that's for sure.
778
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:54,350
Not sure if i did
any analysis there,
779
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,985
But those are my thoughts.
780
00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,554
And, you know, spoken
from the heart, mike,
781
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,055
And we thank you
for that.
782
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,390
Shifting gears here,
783
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,891
I just got a note
from our producer,
784
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,561
And i want to get your thoughts
on this breaking news,
785
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,497
Because our ken rosenthal
has just reported that
786
00:36:08,532 --> 00:36:11,400
Highly sought after
cuban defector livan duarte
787
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,968
Has just announced
he's signed
788
00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:15,003
With none other than
the san diego padres.
789
00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:16,739
Most people had him
going to the yankees.
790
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,741
And i don't want to
put you on the spot here,
791
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:21,377
But, mike, duarte is a catcher,
792
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:22,978
He's coming to your team,
793
00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:26,615
So you must have
a reaction to this.
794
00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:33,422
Yeah.
795
00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,724
That guy's not taking my job.
796
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,474
ginny?
797
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,777
ginny-bean?
798
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:56,312
Didn't you hear me knocking?
799
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,814
It's time to take
your studs out.
800
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,716
I got you
some hoop earrings.
801
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,151
I won't be able to wear them.
802
00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:04,520
I'll be playing baseball.
803
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,032
Ginny, you want some water?
804
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,237
What's gotten into you?
805
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,650
Where were you?
806
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,552
You go through the trouble
to ask for a ticket,
807
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,055
You don't even show?
I was taking kevin
to the airport.
808
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,790
He didn't feel comfortable
being there.
809
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:43,159
I didn't exactly
feel welcome, either.
810
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,227
You are unbelievable.
It's always about you.
811
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,563
You couldn't put your
ego aside for one start?
812
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,599
For the all-star game?
There's always
another start,
813
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:51,834
And another,
and then another
814
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:53,302
Since you were
12 years old.
815
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:55,538
And when has it ever
been about me?
816
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,441
You never liked baseball.
817
00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,943
You always tied it
to pop's death.
818
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,979
Baseball didn't kill
your father.
819
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,714
A drunk driver
killed your father.
820
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,148
Baseball killed my marriage
821
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,850
And took my daughter
away from me.
822
00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:09,285
That's not true.
Isn't it?
823
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,220
No.
824
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,558
I just don't understand.
825
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:17,727
We used to be so close.
Now i can't even get
826
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:20,229
Three hours with you.
827
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:26,669
Losing your father...
828
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,004
Was incredibly painful.
829
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:31,540
But it happened a long time
before he died.
830
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,145
Losing you...
831
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:42,284
The most painful thing
that ever happened to me.
832
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,123
Why did you
shut me out?
833
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,725
I never made you choose.
Why?
834
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,030
Why?
835
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,178
I love you,
and there is nothing
836
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:13,649
That you can ever do
to make me stop loving you.
837
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,354
You're young.
838
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:21,123
I know how hard
this is for you.
839
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,967
Because i was young...
840
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:36,672
...And i didn't realize
how hard it was for you.
841
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,615
So where does that
leave us?
842
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,688
I don't know.
843
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,291
I really don't.
844
00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,862
Maybe we could get
breakfast tomorrow
845
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,364
Before you leave.
846
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,236
Yeah.
847
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,791
You came back.
848
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:36,799
Biggest moment of my life--
june 6, 2007.
849
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,604
I was playing on the
usc baseball team.
850
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,607
Bought a bacon burger
from this sassy freshman
851
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,442
At the concession stand.
852
00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:49,512
I wasn't even hungry.
853
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:53,249
I just bought it
'cause i wanted to talk
854
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,484
To the prettiest girl
i'd ever seen.
855
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,288
What a coincidence.
That was my moment, too.
856
00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:03,526
So tell me everything.
857
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:07,997
Well, um...
Buster posey was great.
858
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,331
Oh, was he nice?
859
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,432
He was so nice.
860
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,700
I did the little thing.
861
00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:13,769
I touched my chain for you.
I know, i saw it.
862
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,738
("relatively easy"
by jason isbell playing)
863
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,897
Hello.
864
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,466
Hear that?
Hear what?
865
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,502
Your home run just landed
in long beach.
866
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,408
Think i would have done better
with you out there.
867
00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,443
couldn't have done any worse.
868
00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,112
Listen, old man, if your bones
weren't so brittle,
869
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,781
I might be celebrating
right now.
870
00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:00,082
You should still be celebrating.
871
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:01,617
You're an all-star.
872
00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:03,052
You know how many people
in the history of the game
873
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,320
Can say that?
874
00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:08,157
You know what?
I'll take that.
875
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,359
Mmm.
876
00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:12,828
I heard what you said about me.
877
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,063
On the air?
878
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,764
I wasn't talking about you.
879
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,866
I was talking about
the other female major-leaguer.
880
00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:26,775
How you doing
with the whole mom-kevin thing?
881
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:28,944
All good.
882
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,448
How are you doing with the whole
883
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,350
Catcher coming
to take your job thing?
884
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,319
I heard he starts
in el paso next week.
885
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,356
All good.
886
00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:45,394
You still there?
887
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,662
Yeah, i'm still here.
888
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:47,830
Oh, okay.
889
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,999
Sorry, i-i just thought
i lost you for a sec,
890
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,501
But it must have been
from when that home run
891
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:54,436
Bounced off
my satellite provider.
892
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,907
You're not a good teammate.