1 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:04,294 Ginny called. 2 00:00:04,329 --> 00:00:05,228 Baker. 3 00:00:05,264 --> 00:00:06,630 Just confirming that we can't... 4 00:00:06,665 --> 00:00:08,064 Not gonna say anything. 5 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,432 Ginny's a big girl. 6 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:10,634 She still carries her rookie card. 7 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:11,868 Really? 8 00:00:11,904 --> 00:00:12,702 But if it's being watched... What? 9 00:00:12,738 --> 00:00:14,738 You won't make the all-star team? Hey! 10 00:00:14,773 --> 00:00:17,140 The only all-star team that matters is mine. 11 00:00:17,176 --> 00:00:19,442 And you're already the leading vote-getter there. 12 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,178 16 years i've been playing in this town. 13 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:22,913 I've seen a lot of rookies come and go. 14 00:00:22,948 --> 00:00:24,681 Never met one like you. 15 00:00:24,716 --> 00:00:25,982 Kind of blow me away. 16 00:00:26,018 --> 00:00:27,284 I'm trying to raise 17 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,985 A ball player here, janet. 18 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:30,554 Trying a new pitcher. 19 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:33,690 We did it, pop. 20 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:35,659 We ain't done nothing yet. 21 00:00:43,302 --> 00:00:45,001 They're watching it now. 22 00:00:45,037 --> 00:00:47,037 You seen it? I got chills. 23 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:10,594 Called, strike three. 24 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,801 Put her in the game! Put her in the game! 25 00:01:17,836 --> 00:01:19,703 Put her in the game! 26 00:01:19,738 --> 00:01:22,806 Put her in the game! 27 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:33,049 Put her in the game. 28 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,754 It's dominating social media right now. 29 00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:40,724 36 million people have signed the petition 30 00:01:40,759 --> 00:01:43,393 Saying "put ginny baker in the all-star game." 31 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:47,264 That's twice as many votes as any player's going to get. 32 00:01:47,299 --> 00:01:49,633 We need to make a decision. 33 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,206 Let's call the commissioner. 34 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,778 Wow. 35 00:02:01,813 --> 00:02:03,980 If i'd known you were such a hothouse orchid, 36 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:05,615 I would've taken it easy on you. 37 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,885 No, my back's just been acting up lately. 38 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,620 It'll loosen. 39 00:02:10,656 --> 00:02:13,089 You should be skipping the all-star game. 40 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,658 I'm not skipping the all-star game. 41 00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:16,660 You can't even get your pants on. 42 00:02:16,695 --> 00:02:18,561 I don't know much about baseball, but i do know 43 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,597 That it's bad form to play an all-star game without pants. 44 00:02:23,402 --> 00:02:25,502 It's in my home city, for god's sakes, i'm practically mayor. 45 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,437 you could get some rest. 46 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:29,773 I could get you a job 47 00:02:29,808 --> 00:02:31,708 As an analyst on the postgame show. 48 00:02:31,743 --> 00:02:33,910 You ever think about broadcasting as a second career? 49 00:02:35,147 --> 00:02:36,413 Of course i've thought of it. 50 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,882 Look at this face, look at these guns. 51 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:40,116 You think i'm gonna deny these 52 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:42,719 To the world after i'm done playing? 53 00:02:42,754 --> 00:02:45,021 Now, there's three phases to the mike lawson experience. 54 00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:46,289 Phase one, mm-hmm. 55 00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:47,791 Hall of fame player. 56 00:02:47,826 --> 00:02:49,292 Phase two, 57 00:02:49,328 --> 00:02:50,827 Hall of fame broadcaster. 58 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:52,329 Phase three, 59 00:02:52,364 --> 00:02:54,497 I move to the south of france, mm. 60 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:56,399 I become the greatest horseshoe player 61 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:57,767 of all time. 62 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,803 That's quite a big plan you've got there. 63 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:03,406 Maybe we should stick to phase one and phase two for now. 64 00:03:03,442 --> 00:03:05,408 You're obviously hurt. 65 00:03:05,444 --> 00:03:07,577 I'm not skipping the all-star g... 66 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,013 ...Game. 67 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,384 Okay, uh... 68 00:03:14,419 --> 00:03:17,020 All right, maybe-maybe a few days off, uh... 69 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:18,855 Wouldn't be so bad. 70 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:20,256 Set up a meeting. 71 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:22,058 I already did. 72 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,634 I'm not abandoning you. 73 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,136 You're abandoning me in my hour of need. 74 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,171 mmm. Yeah, no. 75 00:03:35,207 --> 00:03:36,406 I'm immune to guilt. 76 00:03:36,441 --> 00:03:37,741 Chickenpox and guilt. 77 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,476 Neither of them get me anymore. Evelyn. 78 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,012 The only upside to blip not making the all-star team 79 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,014 Is that we finally get to take this family vacation. 80 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:47,183 The boys have been begging to go to disney world for years. 81 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:50,320 And mama don't do roller coasters, so blip's gonna go on space mountain with them. 82 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,088 But does it have to be when my mother's visiting? 83 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:53,656 You're my best buffer. 84 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,126 Now i have to spend three days alone with this woman. 85 00:03:56,161 --> 00:03:57,694 Well, maybe it won't be so bad. 86 00:03:57,729 --> 00:03:59,796 You've met her. 87 00:03:59,831 --> 00:04:01,931 If there was an all-star game for silent judgment 88 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,067 And guilt trips, she'd be mvp. 89 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:05,268 She's your mom, ginny. 90 00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:06,536 It can't have been all bad. 91 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,344 (indistinct sports announcers, ginny and janet giggling) 92 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,612 Oh, come on. 93 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:17,514 No, no, you cannot say anything. 94 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,149 Not a word about getting your ears pierced. 95 00:04:19,184 --> 00:04:21,251 If you do, he's gonna, like, board up all the doors. 96 00:04:21,286 --> 00:04:22,419 All right, fine, but you do all the talking. 97 00:04:22,454 --> 00:04:23,853 Okay, i'll do all the talking. 98 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,989 Just don't make me laugh. Okay, i'll try. 99 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:28,324 Try hard, 'cause if you get me going, we ain't gonna never 100 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,325 Get out of here. Okay. 101 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:31,761 Be serious. 102 00:04:31,797 --> 00:04:32,962 okay. 103 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:35,698 Going to the mall, we'll be back. 104 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,368 Make sure you buy some oil for your mitt. 105 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,037 Tanner's oil. 106 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,306 Has to be tanner's oil. 107 00:04:43,341 --> 00:04:45,008 Ginny, you hear me? 108 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:46,242 Heard you. 109 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:48,244 She heard you, baby. 110 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:52,415 (door closes, ginny and janet giggle) 111 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:54,584 I hear you. Got the luggage. 112 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:56,186 All right, well, hang in there, bro. 113 00:04:57,456 --> 00:04:58,822 That was mike. 114 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,857 He's bailing on the all-star game. 115 00:05:00,892 --> 00:05:03,026 What? His back. 116 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,961 He thinks we shouldn't even pack, babe. 117 00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:06,863 He says i'm about to get a call from the front office 118 00:05:06,898 --> 00:05:09,599 Saying that i'm gonna be the padres' rep. 119 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:12,302 we're the home team, somebody's got to play. 120 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:14,337 who else but you? 121 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:15,705 nobody. 122 00:05:17,242 --> 00:05:18,575 i told you! 123 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,676 You did. Didn't i tell you? 124 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:21,244 You told me. Didn't i tell you? 125 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,146 What's going on? 126 00:05:23,181 --> 00:05:24,747 Daddy's gonna play in the all-star game! 127 00:05:25,717 --> 00:05:27,984 Give me some. 128 00:05:28,019 --> 00:05:29,352 Do we get to go to the game? Absolutely. 129 00:05:29,387 --> 00:05:31,254 Right after we go to disney world? 130 00:05:32,524 --> 00:05:35,725 That might have to wait a little. 131 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:37,927 Hello? 132 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,029 Yes. 133 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:42,899 Okay, but can... 134 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:46,603 Uh-huh. 135 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,571 Okay. 136 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:50,507 Thanks. 137 00:05:54,012 --> 00:05:55,578 That was the front office. 138 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:58,348 Apparently, i've been named to the all-star team. 139 00:06:00,352 --> 00:06:03,620 I'm gonna be the padres' rep. 140 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:09,058 We're going to disney world. 141 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,740 She's not an all-star, jason. 142 00:06:23,775 --> 00:06:25,008 She's won her last three starts. 143 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:26,042 Is she the best of the best? 144 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:28,278 She is the star of all stars. 145 00:06:28,313 --> 00:06:29,946 And this is the all-star game. 146 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:31,748 You think there's a guy in the history... 147 00:06:31,783 --> 00:06:33,650 Hey, baker. 148 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,485 It is good to see you getting some airtime for a change. 149 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,819 Yeah, we were worried 150 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,322 People might be forgetting about you. 151 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,557 Blip... 152 00:06:40,592 --> 00:06:42,425 No. 153 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,593 We are not having this conversation again. 154 00:06:43,628 --> 00:06:45,595 You're gonna play in this game. 155 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:46,930 I'm-a go ride around in some tea cups 156 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:47,964 With my family. 157 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:48,998 It's all good. 158 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,366 All right? 159 00:06:51,937 --> 00:06:56,306 She told me you were taking them on space mountain. 160 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,942 Papa don't do roller coasters. 161 00:07:01,646 --> 00:07:03,112 Just give me 24 hours. 162 00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:04,614 That's all i need. 163 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:06,883 Thank you, thank you. 164 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:08,818 Rhonda! 165 00:07:08,853 --> 00:07:10,987 I need you to book me on the first flight to amsterdam. 166 00:07:11,022 --> 00:07:13,223 I'm heading to the airport now. You can't do that. 167 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:15,158 You're the gm of the team hosting the all-star game. 168 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:16,726 Listen to me. Rhonda? The entire baseball world 169 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:19,295 Is about to descend upon... Rhonda? 170 00:07:19,331 --> 00:07:20,997 Livan's 26. 171 00:07:21,032 --> 00:07:21,998 What? 172 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:23,132 You heard me. 173 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:25,101 That means... That means none of the gms 174 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:27,470 Can know where i'm going, okay? Do you understand? 175 00:07:27,505 --> 00:07:28,972 I understand what you want me to do. 176 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:31,140 I don't understand how i'm supposed to do it. 177 00:07:31,176 --> 00:07:32,475 You're gonna figure it out. 178 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,077 I'll call you from the airport. 179 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,716 You see what i have to put up with? 180 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:46,623 Sorry to bother you, skip. 181 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:48,558 No, no. Come on in, kid. 182 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:53,196 And when i say "kid," i don't mean it in a bogart sort of way. 183 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:55,531 I mean it in that you're a third my age. 184 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,900 Sit down, sit down. What's on your mind? 185 00:08:00,071 --> 00:08:02,005 I don't deserve to be playing in the all-star game. 186 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,607 I was just starting to be accepted by the guys. 187 00:08:04,643 --> 00:08:06,509 It's terrible timing, and if i turn it down, 188 00:08:06,544 --> 00:08:08,978 They'll choose blip, who deserves to go. 189 00:08:09,014 --> 00:08:11,347 All true. 190 00:08:14,352 --> 00:08:17,453 Let me tell you about how i met my wife. 191 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:19,756 We were at a friend's party. 192 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,624 I approached her at the food table, i mumbled something 193 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:24,560 Brilliant about the crudités 194 00:08:24,596 --> 00:08:27,563 And somehow i managed to engage her in a conversation, 195 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:29,999 And then finally i asked her if she'd like 196 00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:31,167 To have dinner with me. 197 00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:34,504 She had zero interest. 198 00:08:36,441 --> 00:08:38,141 But i'd just got back from 'nam. 199 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,977 I took one in the calf, i was hobbling a little, 200 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:43,479 And she had a big heart. 201 00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:46,015 So she said yes. 202 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:49,819 Pure pity date. 203 00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:55,525 42 years, four kids, 12 grandkids later. 204 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,460 Didn't turn out so bad. 205 00:08:59,731 --> 00:09:01,898 I'm not following here, skip. 206 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,499 Take the pity date. 207 00:09:03,535 --> 00:09:05,902 It doesn't matter why they say yes. 208 00:09:05,937 --> 00:09:08,705 It matters what you do after they say it. 209 00:09:12,777 --> 00:09:13,943 Okay. 210 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,681 Let's check on the all-star schedule, okay? 211 00:09:18,717 --> 00:09:21,184 I don't want to do that. 212 00:09:21,219 --> 00:09:22,752 I'm just dreading having to tell my mom 213 00:09:22,787 --> 00:09:24,520 That i'm not gonna have any time for her. 214 00:09:24,556 --> 00:09:25,855 Ginny, she's gonna be happy for you. 215 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:28,524 no, she's not. 216 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,193 Right on cue. 217 00:09:30,228 --> 00:09:31,694 Hi, honey. 218 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,497 Hi, mom. Oh! 219 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,065 Oh, my baby. 220 00:09:36,101 --> 00:09:37,433 Oh, there she is. 221 00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:39,035 Amelia, oh, good to see you. Welcome. 222 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:40,303 Thanks for picking her up, eliot. 223 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:42,438 No problem. You look well. 224 00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:44,107 Thank you, thank you. So do you. 225 00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:46,609 Three whole days with you all to myself. 226 00:09:46,644 --> 00:09:48,144 Oh, can you imagine that? 227 00:09:48,179 --> 00:09:49,545 Yeah, well... 228 00:09:49,581 --> 00:09:51,147 There's been a slight change of plans. 229 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,983 I just got named to the all-star team. 230 00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:55,651 The all-star team? 231 00:09:55,687 --> 00:09:57,320 I know, it's crazy. 232 00:09:57,355 --> 00:09:59,088 There was a public campaign... 233 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:00,289 That's amazing. 234 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,557 That is amazing! 235 00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:02,625 Yeah. 236 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,127 It is, thanks, i'm excited. 237 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,162 Um... 238 00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:08,164 But it also means i have a lot to do 239 00:10:08,199 --> 00:10:11,033 That i hadn't planned on, so... 240 00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:16,672 So less time for me. 241 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,808 I'm sorry. 242 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,044 So what's the plan for tomorrow? 243 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,379 Um... 244 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,215 Tomorrow, i've got a lot of mlb stuff during the day, 245 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,484 So eliot's gonna take you 246 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,219 All around the city, show you around. 247 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,388 There's a ton of stuff to do here, there's legoland, 248 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,556 And... 249 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,524 Uh, the zoo. ...The zoo. 250 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:35,558 And then tomorrow night, 251 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,759 We'll get dinner together. 252 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:40,163 Certainly... Looking forward 253 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:43,232 To getting to spend some time with eliot. 254 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,167 Hmm, me, too. 255 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:48,404 Oh. 256 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,741 Well, i probably should just 257 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,609 Go on ahead and get unpacked. 258 00:10:53,645 --> 00:10:55,945 Mom, i didn't... I didn't, um... 259 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,448 I didn't plan this to avoid spending time with you. 260 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,283 No one said you did. 261 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:03,719 It's okay. 262 00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,823 Good night. Good night. 263 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,669 Do you want an investigation as to what went wrong 264 00:11:19,704 --> 00:11:22,372 I had no idea. Yeah. 265 00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,240 Well, someone once said when it comes to divorce, 266 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:25,775 Let go of worrying about the money. 267 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,110 Go in knowing you're gonna get killed 268 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,379 And then maybe you'll be surprised. 269 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:32,148 Well, you could have told me that before you showed me this. 270 00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:33,816 She gets half the dealerships? 271 00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:35,351 Well, next time listen to me about the prenup. 272 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:39,155 You still got one more contract in you. 273 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,891 You'll get some back. 36-year-old catcher with 65-year-old knees, 274 00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:43,893 And a back that's playing peek-a-boo. 275 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:45,728 I've got two more good earning years tops. 276 00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:47,497 So go to the yankees or boston-- they pay more. 277 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,798 Or texas. 278 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,433 Get away from these state taxes-- 279 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,135 I'm a padre. 280 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,673 Then get serious about what you're doing after baseball. 281 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:59,442 Oh, i'm dead serious. 282 00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,110 I've got a phase two. 283 00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,211 And what's that? 284 00:12:02,247 --> 00:12:04,047 All right, you guys ready? A little rehearsal here. 285 00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:06,416 So, mike, this is just a run-through 286 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:07,650 To kind of get you acclimated 287 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,885 For the way it's supposed to go tomorrow. 288 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,786 Okay. You're okay with that? 289 00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:11,154 Okay, let's do it. 290 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,155 Cj, ready? 291 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,589 Addison russell, as you guys know, 292 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,791 Will be the starting shortstop 293 00:12:14,826 --> 00:12:15,825 For the national league 294 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,826 And batting ninth. 295 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,927 But the reality is 296 00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:19,495 This should be corey seager's job. 297 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,831 He has been the best shortstop in the national league. 298 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,434 And, mike, you've been on this national league team 299 00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,635 Eight times before. 300 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:26,769 What do you think of this year's squad? 301 00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:28,404 This year's squad? Oh, man, 302 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,773 They're crazy good, even without kersh. 303 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,742 Cueto's slide-cut combo is lethal. 304 00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:35,845 Scherzer has the most legit one through four in the bigs. 305 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,280 Lester's a beast. 306 00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:40,016 Among hitters, obviously, chris bryant is the man. 307 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,884 His iso's at 2.92. 308 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,521 His weighted runs created plus of 153 last year 309 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,789 Is ridonculous! 310 00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:50,727 And his woba of .412 is off the charts. 311 00:12:50,762 --> 00:12:52,829 Sorry, you know what? That was, uh... 312 00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:55,531 .40-- .403, damn. I-i'll get that. 313 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,867 Uh, buster posey is-- 314 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,635 Uh, all right, well, stop ri-right there 315 00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,838 For just a minute. No, i know, i blew that last one, 316 00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:02,839 But i'll get it tomorrow, okay? 317 00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:04,340 So, you know, don't worry. 318 00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:05,942 But otherwise? 319 00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:10,680 Uh... You know, good... 320 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:11,748 Yeah? 321 00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:12,782 A little bit too much jargon. 322 00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:13,983 You kind of sounded like 323 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,685 A stat-head and not a baseball player-- 324 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,221 Be a baseball player. And you want to appeal to the average fan. 325 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,156 Think of the ten-year-old kid or the grandmother watching. 326 00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,357 Right. Okay, yeah. I, you know, 327 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:22,892 I was just trying to put a little flair 328 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,193 In there, you know, a little signature style, 329 00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:25,862 But if you think i should adjust it, i could. 330 00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,897 It was unintelligible. 331 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,033 All right. 332 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,272 All right, i'll, uh... I'll work on it. Yeah. 333 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,315 I hear al just barely skated by with his job. 334 00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,584 I heard frank reid wasn't quite so lucky. 335 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,787 I heard the same. Rhonda. 336 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,924 Gentlemen, i trust you're having a good time. 337 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,926 We are. Thank you. Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,061 We were just wondering where oscar is. 339 00:13:58,096 --> 00:14:00,229 Oh, he's wrapping up a meeting. 340 00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:01,230 What kind of meeting's keeping him 341 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,199 From his own cocktail party? Huh? 342 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:06,536 It's not a meeting, actually. 343 00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:09,072 It's an abscessed tooth. 344 00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,540 Very painful. I was able 345 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,176 To get his dentist to come down here to drain it. 346 00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:14,844 The tooth that's abscessing. 347 00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,079 You should see how much abscess there is. 348 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,513 I'm gonna get you guys a refill. 349 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,514 I'll be back. Thank you. 350 00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:22,251 That was weird, right? Way weird. 351 00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:25,321 That was a lie, right? Bold-faced. 352 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:26,456 Livan. 353 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,431 What do you mean, you think they're onto me? 354 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,467 Well, for one thing, it turns out i'm a terrible liar. 355 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,869 And for another, the story just broke. 356 00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:43,072 "a new report claims that livan duarte, 357 00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:45,575 "the superstar catcher who recently defected from cuba 358 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:48,144 "during a tournament in amsterdam is not 22 359 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,479 "but is, in fact, 26, 360 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,880 "making any team eligible 361 00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:53,316 To sign him immediately without being taxed." 362 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,650 She told me the story was embargoed. 363 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,586 that's all right. 364 00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:57,920 I have a huge head start. 365 00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:00,723 Or not. What's the matter? 366 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,758 I'm looking at livan's agent 367 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:04,327 Shaking hands with the general manager 368 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,862 Of the new york yankees. 369 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,296 Well, that's not good. 370 00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:09,132 I know. 371 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,034 The next batter in the home run derby 372 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,637 Is second baseman for the seattle mariners, 373 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,439 Robinson cano. 374 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:23,513 Cano drives that one to deep center. 375 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:27,617 It's gone! 376 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:28,951 You'll be fine. 377 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,354 They're just getting it out of their system. 378 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:36,225 And there goes another. 379 00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:38,528 Ah, they can't touch you. 380 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,268 Whoa, that one is way back. 381 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,338 And it's outta here! 382 00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,707 He might be able to touch you. 383 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,942 Don't pitch to him. 384 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:56,212 And time's up. 385 00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:01,317 You trying to pull a fast one on me? 386 00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:04,554 daddy power bomb! Boom! 387 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,955 Oh, you trying to get in on it, too? 388 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,823 Hey, hey, hey, keep it down. 389 00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:10,126 I'm trying to decide what theme park tickets we should get. 390 00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,661 Go with whichever one makes the money 391 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,629 Magically disappear less. 392 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,164 Pow! 393 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,401 What the hell? Get 'em all! 394 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,570 time out, time out, time out, time out. 395 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,773 I'm getting a phone call. 396 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:27,977 Hello. Hold on a sec. 397 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:31,881 Yes. Okay, i see. 398 00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,884 No, that's great. Thank you. 399 00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,553 Yeah, thank you so much. 400 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:40,623 Babe... 401 00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:43,359 Dexter fowler pulled out. 402 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:44,627 Hamstring. 403 00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:46,429 I made the all-star game! 404 00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,899 Oh, wow. 405 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,401 Wow, that's great! 406 00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:54,737 Evy, i'm an all-star, baby! 407 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,139 Yeah, i know. I got it. Hey... 408 00:16:57,175 --> 00:16:58,941 I get to be introduced 409 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,643 And tip my cap to the home crowd 410 00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:02,712 While watching the fighter jets fly over. 411 00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,481 Yay. 412 00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:08,384 This is the biggest moment of my life. 413 00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,486 Are you seriously not happy for me? 414 00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:14,490 Of course. I'm very happy for you, babe. 415 00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:17,226 Wow. 416 00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,328 It's nice to have such a supportive wife. 417 00:17:19,364 --> 00:17:21,197 Excuse me? 418 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:24,700 No, wait... I'm not supportive? 419 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:28,304 Look, how you...? No, you said yours. I'm gonna say mine. 420 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:32,208 I did single-a with you. I did double-a. 421 00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:36,012 I've sat through 0 for 4s and slumps and benchings. 422 00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,281 There's almost a year of our marriage mia 423 00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:40,950 For all of the road trips, and i've never complained. 424 00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:43,286 Not once. 425 00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:47,690 I recap every game, every moment of your life 426 00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:49,125 Every night... 427 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:53,296 And it's the highlight of my day. 428 00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:55,298 I raise your sons when you're gone. 429 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,066 I keep your home while you're away, 430 00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,567 And i'm ready to uproot our lives 431 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,470 If another old man decides on a whim he wants you more 432 00:18:01,506 --> 00:18:03,205 Than the one who currently pays you. 433 00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:07,243 So perhaps you will allow me one single moment 434 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,245 Of disappointment upon learning 435 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,248 Our family vacation was just ruined with a phone call. 436 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:18,087 The boys and i will watch the game from here. 437 00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,522 I'll take them to the theme park 438 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,458 All by myself like i do all the time in san diego. 439 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:25,561 And we'll see you back there in a few days. 440 00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:28,631 You go enjoy the biggest moment of your life 441 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,733 With the fighter planes. 442 00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:36,305 Hmm, turns out watching the home run derby 443 00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:38,107 Is not the cure for feeling like a fraud. 444 00:18:38,142 --> 00:18:40,476 You're not a fraud. 445 00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:42,044 I should be going over the hitters with you tonight, 446 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,579 Not going to dinner with my mom. 447 00:18:43,614 --> 00:18:45,815 She's gonna make me feel guilty. 448 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,084 You want me to come? Would you? 449 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,187 Sure. Moms love me. 450 00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:52,655 I mean, i gotta do a little prep work 451 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,024 For this broadcast thing, but i can grab a quick bite. 452 00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:57,493 That would be amazing. Thank you. 453 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,795 Oh, hey, i invited amelia, my agent. 454 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,964 You met her once? 455 00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:02,965 Anyway, you should talk to her 456 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800 About the broadcasting stuff. 457 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:05,801 She's the best. Oh. 458 00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,670 Good to know. 459 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,377 Nice dress. 460 00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,980 Oh, thanks, mom. You look beautiful. 461 00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:20,416 Um, listen, i hope you don't mind, 462 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,051 I invited a couple friends to join us. 463 00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,819 I don't mind. Actually, i invited 464 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:24,887 Somebody to join us, too. 465 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,155 Oh, okay. 466 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,923 Oh, here he is. 467 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,792 Hey. Hey. Kevin, 468 00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,360 This is my daughter, ginny. 469 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:32,862 Hi. Nice to meet you. 470 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,530 Hello. 471 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,865 Kevin's a friend from tarboro. 472 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,833 He was in arizona on business. 473 00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:41,103 When i found out i'd basically be spending the trip alone, 474 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,705 I just, well, i asked him to join me. 475 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,973 I see. 476 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,875 Uh, ladies? Oh, all right. 477 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,743 Oh, mom, can i have a moment? 478 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,780 Oh, uh... Sorry. 479 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,114 Go ahead. Okay. 480 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,949 A friend? 481 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,484 We're dating. 482 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,521 And you didn't feel like giving me a heads-up 483 00:19:58,556 --> 00:19:59,889 That you were inviting him or, i don't know, 484 00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,223 That you have a boyfriend? 485 00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:02,758 Oh, you mean, like, the heads-up you gave me 486 00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:04,326 That you were gonna be playing in the all-star game? 487 00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,228 And i don't think i need your permission 488 00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,530 To start to date again. 489 00:20:07,565 --> 00:20:09,598 This is so like you to be doing this. 490 00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,901 The night before the all-star game. What am i doing? 491 00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:13,502 Mom... What am i doing? There you are. 492 00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:15,571 Oh, ginny didn't tell me she invited her sister. 493 00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,641 Don't bother, she's taken. 494 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,711 Hey, amelia. You remember mike lawson? 495 00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:26,081 Uh, yes. We met briefly. Nice to see you. 496 00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,616 You as well. 497 00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:29,785 We were just heading to our table. 498 00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:36,692 Oh, good, you're here. This is gonna be fun. 499 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:37,827 We may want our meal to go. Mm. 500 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,607 Ouple? 501 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,209 Oh, no, no. We're not a couple. 502 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,611 No, not... 503 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:48,712 I didn't even know that 504 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,980 Amelia was gonna be here tonight 505 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,549 When ginny invited me, no. 506 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,783 No, it was a total surprise. 507 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,518 Right, and since he barely knows me, 508 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,054 It was just such a boring surprise. Right, exactly. 509 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,556 How long have you two been together? 510 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,291 Oh, um, 511 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,759 A little over a year now? Mm-hmm. 512 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,095 A year? Really? 513 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,464 Well, i mean, we knew each other from a distance. 514 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,300 Uh, uh-- kevin is from tarboro, where we're from, 515 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,769 But we, um... I was married until recently. 516 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,537 Just got a divorce about a year ago. 517 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,373 So we really got to know each other 518 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,508 After that. 519 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,343 But i've seen you play. 520 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,178 I used to come to a lot of your games. 521 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,713 I mean, the whole town did. 522 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,448 She was a sight to behold. 523 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,983 Still is. 524 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,719 Speaking of watching her games, um... 525 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,887 We were hoping we could get kevin a ticket 526 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,889 To the all-star game. 527 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,225 Mm. I only got the one for you, 528 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,060 So... It's okay. No, no. 529 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,863 I have a couple i'm not using. Have at 'em. 530 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,400 Thank you, mike. Wow, thanks. 531 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,201 Much, much appreciated. It's not every day 532 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,971 That your daughter's an all-star. 533 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,906 No, it's not. 534 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,779 Ginny-bean... 535 00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,849 What is it? 536 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,184 Open it and find out. 537 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,722 it's a dress for the dance. 538 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,792 Oh, i love it. Well, try it on! Try it! 539 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:12,062 Oh, it's so pretty! What's all the fuss? What's that? 540 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,997 It's for the dance tomorrow night. Tomorrow? 541 00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,498 Oh, no. You're gonna have to miss it. 542 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,633 Bill, this is her 543 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,901 First school dance. And the all-star 544 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:20,337 Travel team tryouts are on saturday, and you 545 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,671 Ain't near ready. The all-star travel team? That means 546 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,673 She's gonna be playing all year-round. 547 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:24,941 Yeah. She needs to be. 548 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,045 Look, 549 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,847 You want to go, go. 550 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,282 You want to spend your time like 551 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,950 All the other girls going to dances 552 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,852 And chasing boys, that's fine by me. 553 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,754 But i ain't gonna be out there, wasting my time 554 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,022 On you. Oh, for god's sakes. 555 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,223 I'm offering her a choice, janet. 556 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,293 Now, she's old enough to make up her own mind! 557 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,365 This is it, little girl. 558 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,233 Decision time. 559 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,702 You want to be a ballplayer? 560 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,738 Because i will take you as far as i can. 561 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,539 I will take you all the way with this. 562 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,242 But you gotta give it everything you got. 563 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,850 You in or out? 564 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,169 I'll see you out in the yard. 565 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:32,942 I'm sorry, mom. 566 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:36,646 You don't have to apologize to me. 567 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:37,947 I understand. 568 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,584 If you change your mind, 569 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,287 Or if it ever just gets to be too much for you one day 570 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,623 And you need me to step in, 571 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,358 I'll do it. 572 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,361 I'll be right here waiting. 573 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,830 I love you. 574 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,633 And there is nothing 575 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,601 That you can ever do 576 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,070 To make me stop loving you. 577 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,709 You're young. 578 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,846 I know how hard this is for you. 579 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,581 Come here. 580 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,856 Oscar, this is a waste of time. 581 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,293 The yankees have an $8 million signing bonus on the table. 582 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,094 You gonna match that? Just get me 15 minutes with him. 583 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,297 Oscar... That's all i ask. Come on, 584 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,032 You're gonna have me fly 6,000 miles 585 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,867 Sitting next to a guy hacking up a lung, 586 00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:32,836 Baby screaming the entire way, 587 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,504 And you won't even let me meet the kid? 588 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:38,208 I'll see what i can do. 589 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,310 Thank you. 590 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,050 Excuse me, uh... 591 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,719 Where is the nearest toy store? 592 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,856 I just want to say, it's an absolute pleasure meeting you. 593 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,824 And whatever she did 594 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:58,094 and your father did, to make you the pitcher 595 00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,496 You are today... Please don't mention my father. 596 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,865 Ginny. Maybe we should get the dessert menu. 597 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,533 I agree. You guys want refills? More drinks? 598 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,868 He was trying to be nice. 599 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,371 I was just trying to say that your father was a... 600 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,307 Can we please stop talking about my dead father? 601 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,383 I'm sorry. 602 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,352 I just... Got too much going on right now. 603 00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:24,787 Clearly, i'm not in the right frame of mind for company. 604 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,422 Excuse me. 605 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,899 Well, 606 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,567 We are still on east coast time, 607 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,936 So we should probably turn in, too. Thank you so much, mike, 608 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,438 For the tickets. Oh, you're welcome. I'll get them, i'll get them to you. 609 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:45,108 I'll leave them for you. A pleasure. Thank you. 610 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,443 All right. Good night. 611 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,078 I was right. 612 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,713 That was... That was fun. 613 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,049 Ooh. 614 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,184 We need to be more careful. 615 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,786 I didn't invite you. 616 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,356 Heard you crushed your rehearsal. 617 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,892 Oh, that hurts. Ooh. 618 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,494 I'm sure you weren't good at baseball 619 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,895 The first time you tried it, either. 620 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,664 Eh, actually, i was. I was four for four, 621 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:11,034 Hit two inside-the-park home runs, i was eight. 622 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,202 Wow. 623 00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:17,574 What if i'm coming to the end of phase one 624 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:20,109 And it turns out i'm no good at phase two? 625 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,911 Then you go straight to horseshoes. 626 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,281 I'm serious. What if i'm no good? 627 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,553 So far... 628 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,556 I haven't found anything that mike lawson's not good at 629 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,325 If he puts his mind to it. 630 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:46,336 You think they staged all that so we'd have to pay? 631 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,572 And away we go in san diego, california. 632 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,741 It's the best from the national league against the best 633 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,211 From the american league. 634 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,415 Blip. 635 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,816 I'm so happy you're here. 636 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,785 Ah. Me, too. 637 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,086 You okay? Yeah. I'm good. 638 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,589 I'm just... I'm good. 639 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,524 You guys ready? 640 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,760 Let's do it. 641 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:46,396 All-stars. 642 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,839 From the st. Louis cardinals, 643 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,542 Matt carpenter. 644 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:02,145 And aledmys díaz. 645 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,082 From your hometown san diego padres, 646 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,950 Blip sanders... 647 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:09,987 Go, babe! Whoo-hoo! 648 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,623 Unable to play but still suiting up, 649 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,491 Mike lawson. 650 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,764 And ginny baker! 651 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,674 Is my mom in your seats? 652 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,809 From the san francisco giants, brandon crawford... 653 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,279 She'll be here. 654 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:43,053 And this is belted out of here, kris bryant, 655 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,821 First pitch swinging, 1-nothing, 656 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,523 National league. 657 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,993 That is a pick by anthony rizzo 658 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,128 And a rocket hit 659 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,363 By david ortiz. 660 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,434 And on the mound, in what has become 661 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,336 A ritual of historic occasions, 662 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,904 Here, literally, 663 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,341 By popular demand, ginny baker has entered the game 664 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:08,145 And is warming up to start the sixth. 665 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,081 And, smoltzy, if that wasn't enough drama for you, 666 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,749 She's being brought in to face 667 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,551 Salvador pérez, who was actually 668 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,186 The leading vote-getter for the game, 669 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:20,357 But his numbers paled in comparison to the onslaught 670 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,559 Ginny garnered on the internet. 671 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,994 You got to figure that's sticking 672 00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:25,329 In his craw a little bit. 673 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,798 Obviously some controversy 674 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,499 Surrounding her selection. 675 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,401 And i'm sure every part of her is thinking 676 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,903 About justifying that selection 677 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,438 Right now. 678 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,044 So, the stage is set. 679 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,247 Baker looks in to get her sign. 680 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,882 She gets it from posey. 681 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,617 And here's the wind. 682 00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,889 this ball is hammered into left! 683 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,891 Back at the wall... 684 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,260 And gone! 685 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:03,467 Salvador pérez crushed that one! 686 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,769 That cannot be, at all, 687 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,039 How ginny baker wanted to answer all these critics. 688 00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,742 No, i wouldn't think so. 689 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,830 Rguella of the san diego padres. 690 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,566 Thank you. 691 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:44,834 Mm-hmm. 692 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,871 No, no, no. Please, no spanish. 693 00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:50,906 It's too obvious, papi. 694 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:53,476 Fair enough. 695 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,014 You know how i knew you were gonna catch that? 696 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,518 'cause i know that's what you used for a ball as a kid. 697 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,454 Just like i did. 'cause neither of us 698 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:06,856 Could afford a real one. 699 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:10,025 I know what the yankees are offering you, 700 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,861 And i can't match it. 701 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:17,166 I can come close, but i can't match it. 702 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:20,402 What i can give you is someone 703 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,971 Who understands that journey. 704 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:25,007 No, i didn't grow up in cuba. 705 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:27,877 I grew up in mexico. 706 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,378 And i was not as good as you. 707 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:32,081 I didn't have a tenth of your talent. 708 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,217 But i know what it's like to grow up that poor. 709 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,485 And what i know now, 710 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,188 That i didn't know at your age, 711 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:42,758 Is that it's not just about how rich you can get. 712 00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:45,394 It's about who you surround yourself with. 713 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,332 When i came up, i came up with a wild crew 714 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,268 From the minors. 715 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,003 I mean, every night after every game, 716 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,371 Out drinking. 717 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:59,875 I blew my career, pissed away everything. 718 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,212 Luckily, i had someone 719 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:07,683 Who went out on a limb for me. 720 00:33:07,718 --> 00:33:09,818 Gave me a job as a scout. 721 00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,921 That man is my manager today. 722 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,858 He could be your manager, too. 723 00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:21,230 The yankees can give you a little more money, 724 00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,532 But i can give you a home. 725 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:26,902 And i promise you that san diego will embrace you 726 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:27,970 As one of their own. 727 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:35,644 My agent tells me you're having front-office problems, 728 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,246 That you're bringing somebody new in. 729 00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,480 I'm not going anywhere. 730 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,517 I'm your guy. 731 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:55,864 I'm not sitting behind mike lawson. 732 00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:02,504 You're never ready to go. 733 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,273 I always do-- i be following the cards all the time. 734 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:06,508 Yeah, right, over-- he's okay over there. 735 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,110 I hope he's ready to go. 736 00:34:08,145 --> 00:34:09,812 Make sure we'll help him out. 737 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,648 Okay, here we go, in five, four, 738 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,116 Three... 739 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:20,923 Welcome to the all-star postgame show 740 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,826 As we come to you live on fox-- i'm chris myers. 741 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,096 Nice to have with us cj nitkowski, dontrelle willis, 742 00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,297 And a very special guest, 743 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,932 Hometown hero mike lawson. 744 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,167 And, mike, it's good to have you along with us. 745 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,168 Well, thanks for having me. 746 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:34,336 And let's get right to it. 747 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,771 Story of the night, salvador pérez 748 00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,973 Going deep off ginny baker. 749 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,308 Give us your thoughts. 750 00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:40,943 Salvy peréz swings at the first pitch 751 00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:42,411 74% of the time. 752 00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:45,547 I'm sure that ginny was hoping to get him to chase one there. 753 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:51,787 Of course, her walk-to-strikeout ratio is... It's... 754 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,997 You know, i was getting dressed in the locker room, 755 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:05,668 Trying to commit all these essential facts to memory, 756 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:07,903 And i, uh, and i saw her give up that home run, 757 00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,305 And all i could think of was, 758 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,307 God, this game is hard. 759 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:14,009 I mean, it is so humbling. 760 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,678 I mean, even those of us who are all-stars, 761 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,347 We fail so much of the time. 762 00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:19,848 I mean, great hitters fail 763 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:22,718 Seven out of every ten times at bat. 764 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:23,886 You know, there's such a fine line 765 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,721 Between being too inside your head 766 00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:27,523 And not having your head in the game enough. 767 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,358 There's just no margin for error. 768 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:32,361 You know? And yeah, she... She left one over the plate, 769 00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,630 And a great hitter got ahold of it. 770 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:36,165 And now there's gonna be even more talk about 771 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,900 How she never deserved to be here in the first place. 772 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,969 But let me tell you something, this girl-- this woman-- 773 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:42,504 Is a gamer. 774 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,907 She's a total gamer. 775 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,241 Doesn't matter what you throw at her, 776 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:47,843 She gets back up. 777 00:35:47,878 --> 00:35:50,746 Hell of a lot stronger than i am, that's for sure. 778 00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:54,350 Not sure if i did any analysis there, 779 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,985 But those are my thoughts. 780 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,554 And, you know, spoken from the heart, mike, 781 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,055 And we thank you for that. 782 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,390 Shifting gears here, 783 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,891 I just got a note from our producer, 784 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,561 And i want to get your thoughts on this breaking news, 785 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,497 Because our ken rosenthal has just reported that 786 00:36:08,532 --> 00:36:11,400 Highly sought after cuban defector livan duarte 787 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,968 Has just announced he's signed 788 00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:15,003 With none other than the san diego padres. 789 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:16,739 Most people had him going to the yankees. 790 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,741 And i don't want to put you on the spot here, 791 00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:21,377 But, mike, duarte is a catcher, 792 00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:22,978 He's coming to your team, 793 00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:26,615 So you must have a reaction to this. 794 00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:33,422 Yeah. 795 00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,724 That guy's not taking my job. 796 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,474 ginny? 797 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,777 ginny-bean? 798 00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:56,312 Didn't you hear me knocking? 799 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,814 It's time to take your studs out. 800 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,716 I got you some hoop earrings. 801 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,151 I won't be able to wear them. 802 00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:04,520 I'll be playing baseball. 803 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,032 Ginny, you want some water? 804 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,237 What's gotten into you? 805 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,650 Where were you? 806 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,552 You go through the trouble to ask for a ticket, 807 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,055 You don't even show? I was taking kevin to the airport. 808 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,790 He didn't feel comfortable being there. 809 00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:43,159 I didn't exactly feel welcome, either. 810 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,227 You are unbelievable. It's always about you. 811 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,563 You couldn't put your ego aside for one start? 812 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,599 For the all-star game? There's always another start, 813 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:51,834 And another, and then another 814 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:53,302 Since you were 12 years old. 815 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:55,538 And when has it ever been about me? 816 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,441 You never liked baseball. 817 00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,943 You always tied it to pop's death. 818 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,979 Baseball didn't kill your father. 819 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,714 A drunk driver killed your father. 820 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,148 Baseball killed my marriage 821 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,850 And took my daughter away from me. 822 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:09,285 That's not true. Isn't it? 823 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,220 No. 824 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,558 I just don't understand. 825 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:17,727 We used to be so close. Now i can't even get 826 00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:20,229 Three hours with you. 827 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:26,669 Losing your father... 828 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,004 Was incredibly painful. 829 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:31,540 But it happened a long time before he died. 830 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,145 Losing you... 831 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:42,284 The most painful thing that ever happened to me. 832 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,123 Why did you shut me out? 833 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,725 I never made you choose. Why? 834 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,030 Why? 835 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,178 I love you, and there is nothing 836 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:13,649 That you can ever do to make me stop loving you. 837 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,354 You're young. 838 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:21,123 I know how hard this is for you. 839 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,967 Because i was young... 840 00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:36,672 ...And i didn't realize how hard it was for you. 841 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,615 So where does that leave us? 842 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,688 I don't know. 843 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,291 I really don't. 844 00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,862 Maybe we could get breakfast tomorrow 845 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,364 Before you leave. 846 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,236 Yeah. 847 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,791 You came back. 848 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:36,799 Biggest moment of my life-- june 6, 2007. 849 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,604 I was playing on the usc baseball team. 850 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,607 Bought a bacon burger from this sassy freshman 851 00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,442 At the concession stand. 852 00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:49,512 I wasn't even hungry. 853 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:53,249 I just bought it 'cause i wanted to talk 854 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,484 To the prettiest girl i'd ever seen. 855 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,288 What a coincidence. That was my moment, too. 856 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:03,526 So tell me everything. 857 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:07,997 Well, um... Buster posey was great. 858 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,331 Oh, was he nice? 859 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,432 He was so nice. 860 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,700 I did the little thing. 861 00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:13,769 I touched my chain for you. I know, i saw it. 862 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,738 ("relatively easy" by jason isbell playing) 863 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,897 Hello. 864 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,466 Hear that? Hear what? 865 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,502 Your home run just landed in long beach. 866 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,408 Think i would have done better with you out there. 867 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,443 couldn't have done any worse. 868 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,112 Listen, old man, if your bones weren't so brittle, 869 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,781 I might be celebrating right now. 870 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:00,082 You should still be celebrating. 871 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:01,617 You're an all-star. 872 00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:03,052 You know how many people in the history of the game 873 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:04,320 Can say that? 874 00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:08,157 You know what? I'll take that. 875 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,359 Mmm. 876 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:12,828 I heard what you said about me. 877 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,063 On the air? 878 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,764 I wasn't talking about you. 879 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,866 I was talking about the other female major-leaguer. 880 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:26,775 How you doing with the whole mom-kevin thing? 881 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:28,944 All good. 882 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,448 How are you doing with the whole 883 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,350 Catcher coming to take your job thing? 884 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,319 I heard he starts in el paso next week. 885 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,356 All good. 886 00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:45,394 You still there? 887 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,662 Yeah, i'm still here. 888 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:47,830 Oh, okay. 889 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,999 Sorry, i-i just thought i lost you for a sec, 890 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,501 But it must have been from when that home run 891 00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:54,436 Bounced off my satellite provider. 892 00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,907 You're not a good teammate.