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Previously on pitch...
Rhonda, i need you to book me
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On the first
flight to amsterdam.
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None of the gms can know
where i'm going.
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We were just wondering
where oscar is.
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Oh, it's an abscessed tooth.
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That was a lie, right?
Bold-faced.
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Maxine, i am never going
to go along with this.
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Well, we are gonna miss you
around here.
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My kid wants a try out.
Really?
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We're kind of in
the middle of something...
Just let her throw a few.
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Let's go, i'm buying.
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I'm gonna call it
early tonight, boys.
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I guess you could come.
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Well, since you're
begging me, tommy.
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We need to be more careful.
Relax.
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I'm not gonna say anything.
Although, i don't know why.
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Ginny's a big girl.
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She's had your
poster on her wall.
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For the next two days,
guys in major league
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Front offices will be sweating
as much as the guys
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On the field.
Half the gms are scrambling
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To find the missing pieces
they need
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To make a playoff run
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While the other half
are holding fire sales
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Hoping to restock
their pipelines
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With prospects.
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And they all have armies of guys
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Who dream of being jonah hill.
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And not wolf of wall street
jonah hill,
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With the hookers, the coke
and the veneers,
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But moneyball jonah hill, with
the algorithms and the donuts.
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All right, gentlemen...
Meanwhile, the players,
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You know, the human beings
...We have 48 hours.
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Whose lives are turned upside
down when they're shipped
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From one city to another,
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Try to focus on the only thing
they have control over,
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Playing baseball.
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The padres are down
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To their final out.
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Blip sanders tying run
there at first base.
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The pitch.
Lawson swings.
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He got all of it.
It's heading up the gap.
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Sanders rounds third.
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He comes in and scores.
The ball skips by
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The catcher's mitt,
and mike lawson,
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They're gonna send him home!
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He slides head first!
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Safe!
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Six in a row.
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Oh, my.
And lawson
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Is being mobbed at home plate.
Mobbed?
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They're trying
to resuscitate that dude.
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Remind me to hit it
over the fence next time.
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I'm getting too old for
inside the park home runs.
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Don't get carried away.
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That was a double
with two errors.
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Who died and made
you official scorer?
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Hey, baker,
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Sorry i cost you a w.
As long as we get the win
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And runs are charged to you,
not me.
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Catching on, grasshopper.
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You taught me well.
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Hey, butch, what's with the bag?
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Did you hear something?
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Oh, no, but this
time of year got to be ready.
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I learned the hard way.
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You don't want to end up
in kansas city
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With just floss
and one pair of boxers.
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You can disappear like that.
Like the rapture.
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Nothing left but your cleats.
Baker, but you can relax.
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You're the biggest story in
baseball, you're not going
anywhere.
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Relax says the man
with no-trade clause.
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That's right, 'cause your ass
isn't going anywhere either.
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Well, tell that to
ken rosenthal on mlb.
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Did ken rosenthal say something
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About you being traded?
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Blip was on a list with
like a hundred other players
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Who the cubs might be targeting.
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And that's all?
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Yeah, it was nothing.
I remember
my first deadline.
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I couldn't sleep for a week.
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Oh, here we go.
Grandpa story time.
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Somebody get him a pipe
and some ear hair.
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Oh, wait, hold on.
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No, all he needs is the pipe.
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That's funny.
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Well, now you don't
get the story.
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You want it now, don't you?
Damn it, i do.
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Come on, give me the story, bro.
How do you do that?
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Hey, baker,
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You're not going anywhere.
Yeah, but what about these guys?
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Hey, put your phones down.
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Phones down.
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That means you, too,
tommy tough nuts.
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Put your phone down. Look, if
one of you were getting traded
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You'd hear it from the gm,
not twitter.
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And i'm not gonna lie,
these next two days
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Are gonna be rough,
but guess what?
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We just won six in a row,
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And the giants and the dodgers
hear footsteps.
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So, i'm thinking,
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Like it or not,
i'm gonna be seeing
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All your ugly mugs
right here tomorrow.
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Even you javanes, with that
beautifully manicured goatee.
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How does he do that anyway?
Do you, like,
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Groom between innings?
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Don't mind me,
just passing through.
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I take that back.
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One of you is a goner.
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Great win today, al.
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Those guys are gonna
give me a heart attack,
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But they're getting it done.
Yeah.
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So are we just on a lucky roll,
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Or is this team for real?
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Oh, could be.
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Need a few more pieces.
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You okay?
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Yeah, just a toothache.
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Mm. I know our shopping list.
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Setup guy, utility infielder
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And a corner man who can hit.
Sounds about right.
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But tough to pull off.
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Al, look me in the eye.
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If i get you these players,
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Are we in the playoff hunt?
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You have unusually
long eyelashes.
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Uh, it's from my mother.
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Ah.
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You get me those players,
we're contenders.
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Does our new president
of baseball operations
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Know about this
sudden change of plans?
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I'm not sure
he remembers my name.
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Oscar, oscar, oscar.
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No, get over here.
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Okay.
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Hi. All right. Oh.
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Listen, the move from
palo alto's been a bitch.
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Sorry i haven't had a chance
to sit down.
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Do you have a minute now?
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Yeah.
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How come nobody told me how much
i was gonna love it here?
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I mean, running on the beach,
the gaslamp district,
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Comic con. I mean who doesn't
love cosplay, right?
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But let's face it,
you're not here to listen to me
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Give you a san diego
booster speech.
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You got 44 hours
to the trade deadline.
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You want to make some moves.
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And i'm thinking
we need to be buyers.
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Ambitious. I like it.
Do you think
ownership will be supportive?
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Maxine's given me carte blanche
to do whatever i think is best
for the team, so...
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That's great.
Which is why
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During your shopping spree,
you cannot give up
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Any of our top prospects.
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That includes levine...
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That's livan.
Livan.
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And the kid from tennessee.
They're off the table.
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And you're gonna need to cut
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At least...
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$2 million from the payroll.
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No, those-those two mandates
are at cross purposes.
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I know.
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But it's like, you know when
people say, "sky's the limit"?
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They're really
limiting themselves.
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I mean, look at everything
you've done in your life.
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You grew up in the poorest
section of mexico city.
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You made it
to the major leagues.
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You retired.
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You became a scout,
and then you became a lawyer.
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And now, not only
are you one of three
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Latino gms in the league,
you're also the best dressed.
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Your whole life
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Is a can-do story, oscar.
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There is no limit
to what you can do.
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Is there?
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There's still a chance.
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You can still win this,
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Even though you're in
second place. Come on.
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Spin her out.
No.
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Oh, yeah.
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Verdict?
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Baby, this is your
best risotto yet.
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Pfft.
You say that every time.
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It's 'cause you keep
getting better and better.
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And i keep getting
more scared of you.
Yo, hey!
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Dinner's almost ready!
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Oh, yeah!
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Chalk up another victory
for aunt ginny.
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Wha-- i mean, i-i got lucky.
You'll get me next time.
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You don't want me to start doing
the thing where i let you win,
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Do you?
No.
Yes.
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Psst.
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You know they're only
seven right?
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And a half.
It's your turn to set the table.
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Again?
Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're not gonna help?
Help?
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I got you in here, didn't i?
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The house in san elijo
just came back on the market.
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Mm, the one with
the basketball court?
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Yes.
Wow.
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And the huge walk-in closets,
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Three blocks from
the twins' school.
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Look at that kitchen.
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Look at that yard.
Wow.
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The price dropped by 50 grand.
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Baby,
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I cannot think about
buying a new house right now,
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Especially two days away
from the trade deadline.
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Is this about the
fivethirtyeight story?
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Wait, there's a story
about me in fivethirtyeight?
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Babe, you have nothing
to worry about.
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You're an all-star player
with a team-friendly contract.
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Yeah, you're not
going anywhere.
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I am a baseball player
without a no-trade clause.
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Nothing's written in stone.
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But, i mean, you can't move.
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You're the only
real friends i have.
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Hey, gin, this is
jordan collins,
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Our new second baseman.
Just moved in from charlotte.
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Why don't you take him
through the warmup drills?
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Um...
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First we're tossing,
and then after tossing,
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We do some running.
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And after running,
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You're probably
gonna throw up.
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I know what you're gonna say.
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Heard it all before.
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You throw like a boy,
you run like a boy.
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I won't hold it
against you.
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Whoa. Jordan collins,
you can throw.
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Never underestimate the powers
of the handicapped.
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Um, i didn't.
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You never seen
in living color?
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Can't say i have.
You should see the show.
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Bring over my dvds
someday after practice.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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But i'm not about
dating my teammates.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but neither am i.
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How are you about
making friends?
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I started off slow,
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But i found my rhythm.
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Finally got in the zone.
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Are you doing color?
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Post-game wrap.
Ah.
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I was about to get to you.
High marks.
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I'm honored.
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Leaving so soon?
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I can't sleep here.
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Who said we were sleeping?
I got to get back.
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I left my night guard
at my place.
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Your night guard?
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00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,968
If i don't sleep with it, i get
a sore jaw and a migraine.
253
00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:31,804
Night guard, huh?
254
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,940
Well, that's a long way to go
for an excuse not to stay.
255
00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:38,143
Sorry.
256
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,980
Was i supposed to get
all weak in the knees
257
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:44,249
Because you wanted
me to stay?
258
00:10:44,285 --> 00:10:46,151
I'll walk you to your car.
259
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,525
What the hell?
260
00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,327
Oh, come on.
261
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,996
Not again.
Again?
262
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,931
You know who did this?
Man,
263
00:10:58,966 --> 00:11:00,899
I hate this groupie
on groupie crime.
264
00:11:03,938 --> 00:11:05,904
Did you just call me a groupie?
265
00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:07,139
No. No.
266
00:11:07,174 --> 00:11:09,241
No, no. I meant
groupie on you,
267
00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,410
An accomplished woman who's
clearly not a groupie, crime.
268
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:12,711
It-it just came out...
269
00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:14,246
Don't hurt yourself.
270
00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:16,281
Come on, amelia.
Amelia?
271
00:11:16,317 --> 00:11:17,616
Wow.
Amel...
272
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:19,184
Wha-- i...
273
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,791
Careful changing lanes
without your side mirrors.
274
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,695
We just flipped butch hunter
275
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,430
To the cardinals
276
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,198
For omar robles
277
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,700
And a player to be named.
278
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,983
Butch...
279
00:11:51,886 --> 00:11:53,185
Yes.
280
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,321
One down,
281
00:11:56,357 --> 00:11:58,090
Two to go.
282
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,627
Congratulations on the
robles trade.
283
00:12:01,662 --> 00:12:03,028
Thank you.
284
00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:04,997
Payroll's still a little high.
285
00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:06,799
Yeah, i still have 39 hours.
286
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,034
Eh, 38 hours and 51 minutes,
287
00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,803
But, uh, who's counting right?
288
00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,171
all right, have
a good night
289
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,338
And remember...
290
00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:15,808
...No limits.
291
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:17,709
No limits!
All right.
292
00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:19,311
except the budget.
293
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,662
The two favorites have to be
texas and the dodgers.
Ohh. I like it. I like it.
294
00:12:27,697 --> 00:12:30,465
That was an absolute debacle.
And part of the reason
295
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,799
That happened was because
rumors, right?
296
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,001
People tweet about...
297
00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:42,844
Hello?
298
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:43,778
Hey, eliot.
299
00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:46,014
You have a fantasy
baseball team, right?
300
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:47,348
The "who's your papis."
301
00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:48,516
We're tied for third place
right now,
302
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,018
But after this weekend...
303
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:51,519
You don't actually care, do you?
304
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:53,488
You have blip
on your team, right?
305
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,990
And just so you know, i would've
drafted you, but my keeper
306
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,625
Was a pitcher and...
It's okay. It's okay.
307
00:12:57,661 --> 00:12:59,827
There are just a lot of rumors
out there,
308
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,331
Is there any way the padres
would trade blip?
309
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,667
an all-star center fielder
310
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,002
With a multiyear,
affordable contract?
311
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,003
Doubtful.
312
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,471
But not impossible.
313
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:13,241
I guess if the padres could get
a cheap young guy
314
00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,809
In a position they need more,
315
00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:17,345
Like... Third base.
316
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,980
Like dom cristiello.
317
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,515
Wait, hold on.
318
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,985
Okay, there's a rumor that
the angels might be looking
319
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,254
To trade cristiello for a
catcher who can hit,
320
00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:28,256
Like the braves' chase.
321
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,458
But according to
traderumors.Com,
322
00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:31,459
The braves aren't
looking to rent.
323
00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:33,294
So, the only way chase moves
324
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:35,797
Is if they were to get a young
325
00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:37,465
Starting pitcher like
baltimore's
326
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,534
Alfonso guzman-chavez.
327
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,170
And the orioles aren't looking
to part with their ace.
328
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,372
I have no idea what you
just said.
329
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,973
Do i have to worry about
blip leaving?
330
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,308
I'll make it easy for you.
331
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:51,212
As long as alfonso guzman-chavez
stays an oriole,
332
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,480
Blip stays a padre.
333
00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:55,016
Alfonso guzman-chavez
stays an oriole.
334
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,151
Great. Thanks.
335
00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,287
So, what pitchers do you have
on your team?
336
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:01,322
Don't tell me you have sonny
and not me.
337
00:14:03,993 --> 00:14:06,227
His whip is really good.
338
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,663
Hello?
339
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:13,501
The guys on the team,
this has happened to me.
340
00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:14,502
You know, i played in florida
341
00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:16,304
For a long time and i...
342
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:18,239
It's hot in here.
343
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:26,581
Oh, then there's pretty woman.
344
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,349
Hated it.
345
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,886
This show's so wrong.
346
00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:33,187
That's why it's funny.
347
00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:34,489
It's getting late.
348
00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:37,425
Oh, my dad should be here
any minute.
349
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,360
Well, ginny's got an
early morning bullpen,
350
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:41,129
So she needs to go to bed soon.
351
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:43,364
Why don't i take
you home, son?
352
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,767
I mean, he's--
he's probably on his way.
353
00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:50,972
I'm sorry, mr. Baker.
354
00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:54,876
Your father's a
busy man. Working,
355
00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:57,078
Raising you all by himself.
I get it.
356
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,647
Yeah, he is.
357
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:04,418
Still, i hope he can come see
one of your games.
358
00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:05,920
You've been raking.
359
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:12,460
He's not as big a baseball fan
as you are.
360
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,910
Looks like this is my stop.
361
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,855
Jordo.
362
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:49,664
Thanks.
363
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,407
Everything okay, dad?
364
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,443
Everything's fine.
365
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,052
No, thank you.
366
00:16:11,087 --> 00:16:13,054
Call me when you're
ready to talk barnes.
367
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,055
Here you go.
368
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,323
What's that?
369
00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:16,390
You're going to the dentist.
370
00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:17,391
No, i'm not.
371
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:18,693
You have an abscessed tooth.
372
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,428
Yeah, thanks to you.
You jinxed me.
373
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,096
It's not going away
on its own and
374
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,531
Dr. Gerard can see you now.
375
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,633
He said it won't take long.
376
00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:27,835
okay,
377
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:29,470
But i need an analytics guy
to come with him.
378
00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,638
Grab ross.
379
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,573
First name ross
or last name ross?
380
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,410
You know the one i like.
381
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,816
Your car's here.
382
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,117
Oh, my car's in the shop.
383
00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:45,086
This was left here
for you.
384
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,042
Oh, what a surprise.
385
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:09,277
You got me a car?
386
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:11,379
It's a loaner.
387
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:13,648
I'm part owner of a dealership,
so we get 'em for free,
388
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,716
But i made sure that yours
was completely loaded.
389
00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:18,219
Shaker hd radio,
cross-traffic alert.
390
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,621
Mm.
It's the least i could do.
391
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,857
Just a little tip
from a professional.
392
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:26,160
Don't apologize for calling me a
groupie by treating me like one.
393
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:29,263
I was making sure that you
had something to drive
394
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,032
While your car was in the shop.
395
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,100
Unlike most of the women
that you sleep with,
396
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,604
I'm solvent and old enough
to rent my own car.
397
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:41,642
You could just say thank you.
398
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,116
Sir, i-i just want to say
what an honor it is to be here.
399
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,519
W-who's next on the list
of possible relievers?
Oh,
400
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,220
Uh, uh, uh,
gordon from seattle.
401
00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:54,522
All right, get me
fishman in seattle.
402
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,590
Okay.
403
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,992
Do you have the number?
404
00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:02,997
Yeah, i had my wisdom teeth
out last year.
405
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,565
it-it really wasn't that bad.
406
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,867
I, uh-- i used tea bags to
keep down the swelling.
407
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:08,736
Did you go to mit
or cal tech?
408
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,272
Uh, camarillo
junior college.
409
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,606
My dad's friends
with maxine.
410
00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:15,776
is your first name ross?
411
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,679
Oh, you wanted jake ross,
didn't you?
412
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,448
Oscar, what can i do for you?
413
00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:23,050
Word is you're looking for a dh.
414
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:26,721
I have a first baseman with
a .479 slugging percentage.
415
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,456
Han for gordon,
what do you think?
416
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:30,524
Who are you gonna put on first?
417
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,059
We're moving weidner from third.
418
00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:33,761
Then who's playing third?
Not your worry.
419
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,429
Come on.
Let's trade our players,
420
00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:38,132
And their contracts,
and get on with our lives.
421
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,001
Fine, gordon's yours.
422
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,068
All right.
423
00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:42,670
Han's on the first plane
to seattle.
424
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,605
yes!
425
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,008
All right. We have a reliever
and we trimmed $2 million
426
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,577
Off the payroll.
427
00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:52,546
So who's gonna play third
for us tonight?
428
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,616
You know,
don't take this the wrong way,
429
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,218
But you're a bit of a killjoy,
ross.
430
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,359
Do i get a cake for that?
431
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,528
When and if those pictures
are gonna to drop.
Still quiet, so far.
432
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,630
let's hope it stays that way.
433
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:13,801
I also need you to return this
to lawson auto gallery.
434
00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,202
Uh, the one in carlsbad?
435
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,037
Whichever one's closest.
436
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,572
Okay.
437
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,610
You can stop playing dumb.
438
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:24,578
I know that you know about
me and mike.
439
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,518
Okay? You didn't know
about me and mike?
440
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:31,886
Okay. I mean,
not that there's
441
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,721
Really anything to know,
but thanks to some
442
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,924
D-level groupie who took out
her frustration on my car
443
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,592
And mike's absurd attempts
to make amends,
444
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:42,363
I need you to take this car
back to the dealership asap.
445
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:50,070
Okay, the groupie was probably
more of like an a-level groupie.
446
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,106
Yeah.
You know, mike may
be a womanizer,
447
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:53,541
But he has good taste.
448
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:54,909
Obviously.
449
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,044
And we're two
consenting adults.
450
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:59,280
It's been a lonely
couple of years and...
451
00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:00,848
He makes me laugh.
452
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:03,050
I mean, i really don't
see what the problem is
453
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:05,920
Or frankly, why this is
any of your business.
454
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,721
I don't know.
455
00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:13,494
Of course, you cannot breathe a
word about this to anybody,
456
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,029
Especially ginny.
457
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:28,976
Hey, like a lot
of you, uh,
458
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:30,077
I'm gonna miss butch,
459
00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:31,912
And, uh, not 'cause
with him gone
460
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,181
I'm now the oldest one
on the team.
461
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,150
But, uh...
462
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:37,818
Happy travels, butch.
463
00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:39,420
Hey, tommy, you're gonna have
to find somebody else
464
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,255
To beat at mlb 16.
465
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,557
All right, listen up.
466
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,826
I want you to all
welcome omar robles.
467
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,228
And, uh,
468
00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:48,562
I don't know if
you've all heard,
469
00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:51,665
But, uh, butch hunter's
been traded.
470
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:52,967
Yeah, we noticed.
471
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,502
No, i mean he's
been traded again.
472
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:56,203
St. Louis sent him
to chicago.
473
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:59,440
I wish i had that guy's
frequent flyer miles.
474
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,841
You bring your
third base glove?
475
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:03,477
No, sir. I never
played third before.
476
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,012
Hope you're a fast learner.
477
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,947
Over here.
478
00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:10,584
How 'bout we take some, uh,
479
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,786
Quality time away from
all these trade rumors.
480
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,957
What were you thinking?
481
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,846
I'm gonna miss
that s.O.B.
482
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:43,083
Yeah. No one belts blake
shelton songs like butch.
483
00:21:49,492 --> 00:21:51,525
You know, the worst part...
484
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,628
Is our kids
are like best friends.
485
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:02,169
Hey. To nc state's
new pitching phenom.
486
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:03,637
It's not that big a deal.
487
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:05,306
You got yourself a free ride
488
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:07,541
To college. That's a big deal.
489
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,143
I just wish you were coming.
490
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:10,711
Ah. It is what it is.
491
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,180
My dad doesn't have
the money and...
492
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:14,915
I don't have your arm.
493
00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:17,084
You just have to promise, while
you're leading the wolf pack
494
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,487
To the college world series,
you won't forget about me.
495
00:22:20,523 --> 00:22:22,523
That's not gonna happen.
496
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,258
I moved around.
497
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:26,226
I know how these things go.
498
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,062
No...
499
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,298
I meant the wolf pack isn't
making the college world series.
500
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:33,634
I'm definitely
gonna forget you.
501
00:22:36,339 --> 00:22:38,138
Definitely.
502
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,876
There he is.
What's up, big man?
503
00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:45,212
Ginny, this is my wife tessa...
Hi.
504
00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:46,747
And this is jimmy.
505
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,616
Go on, say hi.
506
00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:50,317
Sorry, excuse me.
507
00:22:50,353 --> 00:22:53,554
There's a rumor that cleveland's
asking about blip.
508
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,797
Pulled it out.
That's eight wins in a row.
509
00:23:03,832 --> 00:23:07,133
Still the question remains,
dick, what does oscar arguella
510
00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:09,169
Intend to do about third base?
What do we have on grayson?
511
00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:10,370
White sox third baseman?
512
00:23:10,405 --> 00:23:11,871
Who else would i be
asking about?
This is why
513
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:13,473
My dad didn't hire me
at his firm.
514
00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:14,841
He said i asked
too many stupid questions.
515
00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:16,109
Grayson stats.
I'm sorry.
516
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,845
Uh... Yeah, yeah.
Grayson's good with the glove,
517
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,047
But his offensive war
is negative two and...
518
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:23,650
That's mit ross's number.
519
00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:29,589
All right,
it's dom cristiello or bust.
520
00:23:29,624 --> 00:23:31,357
He's a good corner man.
Problem is,
521
00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:32,425
Angels won't deal with me.
522
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:35,261
Payback for signing
livan duarte.
523
00:23:35,297 --> 00:23:37,764
I still can't believe evelyn
threw me out for the night.
524
00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:40,734
Hovering over your computer,
refreshing foxsports.Com
525
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:41,935
Every five minutes,
that'll do it.
526
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,703
I'm trying to
block out the noise,
527
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:46,239
But we both know with that
new guy in the front office,
528
00:23:46,274 --> 00:23:47,173
Anything is possible.
529
00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:49,709
Yeah. Can't trust a guy
who bikes to work.
530
00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:56,015
Oh no, come on.
Don't let me cramp
531
00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:57,450
Your style.
No, man.
It's not you.
532
00:23:57,486 --> 00:23:58,985
It's... Just not in the mood.
533
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,920
What's her name?
534
00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:02,822
What are you talking about?
You wouldn't pass up
535
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,592
Available talent if there
wasn't a reason that had
536
00:24:05,627 --> 00:24:08,661
A name and a few curves.
537
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,730
Cleveland's not that bad.
I mean who knows,
538
00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:13,032
You might start
palling around with lebron.
539
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:16,569
Huh. If it's a secret,
540
00:24:16,605 --> 00:24:18,872
That must mean it's
somebody of consequence.
541
00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:21,107
Beer?
If it's a secret
from me, then that
542
00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:24,911
Must mean the consequence
is close to home.
543
00:24:24,946 --> 00:24:28,548
Okay, so i know it's not ginny,
'cause even you're not
544
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:30,049
That crazy.
545
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:33,653
But if the consequence
is ginny-adjacent...
546
00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:35,989
Her agent?
547
00:24:36,024 --> 00:24:36,823
You know what's fun?
548
00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:37,991
The rock & roll hall of fame.
549
00:24:38,026 --> 00:24:39,425
You should check that out, too,
550
00:24:39,461 --> 00:24:40,827
While you're there.
Wait, hold on.
551
00:24:40,862 --> 00:24:42,328
You can keep talking about
cleveland all you want.
552
00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:45,098
That's not gonna change
the fact that you're sleeping
553
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,566
With ginny's agent.
554
00:24:50,772 --> 00:24:52,572
You happy, sherlock?
555
00:24:52,607 --> 00:24:53,673
Have you told ginny?
556
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,908
No, it's none
of her business.
557
00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:56,042
Amelia and i are
558
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:56,910
Both single...
559
00:24:56,945 --> 00:24:59,012
Over 18. Not a big deal.
Come on.
560
00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,447
Well, then why haven't
you told ginny?
I don't know.
561
00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:03,283
So what am i supposed
to do now?
562
00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:05,351
I can't keep secrets
from evelyn.
563
00:25:05,387 --> 00:25:08,755
And you know evelyn can't
keep a secret from ginny.
564
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:11,224
She can't even keep
a secret, period.
565
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,659
I didn't want to talk about it.
566
00:25:12,694 --> 00:25:14,828
Remember i kept
changing the subject?
567
00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:16,996
Listen.
568
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,832
Whatever it is
569
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:21,067
That you and amelia are doing,
570
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,103
You got to tell
ginny, bro.
571
00:25:24,139 --> 00:25:26,172
Because you know
it's gonna get out.
572
00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,641
And it'd be a lot
better for everybody
573
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:30,310
If she hears it from you.
574
00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:34,981
You want to make sure you twist
it very tight.
575
00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:36,950
Thanks for letting me
hang here tonight.
576
00:25:36,985 --> 00:25:40,553
Of course. You know
you're one of the family.
577
00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:42,388
I don't know why i'm so worried.
578
00:25:42,424 --> 00:25:44,524
The padres without
blip is like...
579
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,826
Destiny's child
without beyoncé.
580
00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:49,696
Mm. I love my husband,
581
00:25:49,731 --> 00:25:51,164
But he's no queen b.
582
00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:52,999
I mean...
Kelly rowland maybe?
583
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,567
Okay, but you get my point.
584
00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:56,903
look, even if-- god forbid--
585
00:25:56,938 --> 00:25:58,938
Blip is traded,
we'd still see each other.
586
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:02,041
I know you mean that,
but things happen.
587
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:04,444
Oh, well...
588
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,679
Look who's home,
my very own bey.
589
00:26:10,852 --> 00:26:12,452
Not you, honey. Alfonso...
590
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:15,221
Guzman-chavez. The orioles
traded him to the braves.
591
00:26:21,596 --> 00:26:23,730
What's the problem?
Okay, so,
592
00:26:23,765 --> 00:26:24,864
There's a chance
the padres could trade you,
593
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,299
But it doesn't mean
they will, right?
594
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,901
Right?
595
00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:30,670
Oscar hasn't said anything
to you, has he?
596
00:26:30,705 --> 00:26:32,839
No.
What's going on?
597
00:26:32,874 --> 00:26:35,174
What does alfonso guzman-chavez
have to do with this?
598
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,743
We're fine.
599
00:26:36,778 --> 00:26:39,345
Okay? We're good.
And you haven't heard
anything from your agent.
600
00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:41,748
I don't want to talk
about this right now.
601
00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:43,917
I mean, just because it could
happen doesn't mean it will...
Ginny!
602
00:26:43,952 --> 00:26:46,452
This isn't your life. It's mine.
603
00:26:46,488 --> 00:26:48,388
Now any minute now i might
have to wake my boys up
604
00:26:48,423 --> 00:26:50,924
And tell them that
we're saying good-bye
605
00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:53,293
To the only home
they've ever known.
606
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:57,063
I just don't have it in me
to make you feel okay.
607
00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:05,171
You should probably go.
608
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,106
Yeah.
609
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:13,780
I'm sorry, ev.
610
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:37,830
Hey, gin. I want to show you
a couple of these mockups.
611
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,734
Everything okay?
612
00:27:41,769 --> 00:27:44,303
I think the padres
might trade blip.
613
00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:46,005
He's good.
614
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,340
Yeah, he is.
He's really good.
615
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,908
That's why
they might deal him.
616
00:27:48,943 --> 00:27:51,444
They could get
a lot for him.
617
00:27:51,479 --> 00:27:53,846
Not if you tell them
you don't want them to.
618
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,615
That's not exactly
how it works.
619
00:27:56,651 --> 00:27:58,617
Actually it is.
I used to see this
620
00:27:58,653 --> 00:28:00,986
With my actresses all the time.
621
00:28:03,424 --> 00:28:05,391
You can't be scared
to ask for what you want.
622
00:28:05,426 --> 00:28:08,060
You know why clooney
got to direct?
623
00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,230
'cause he asked.
624
00:28:11,265 --> 00:28:12,832
So you think i should...
Right now--
625
00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:15,468
And this is no disrespect
to your teammates--
626
00:28:15,503 --> 00:28:17,636
You are the padres.
627
00:28:17,672 --> 00:28:20,172
I know how much blip
and evelyn mean to you,
628
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,875
And if he makes your life
better, makes the team better,
629
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,845
You don't just ask for what
you want. You demand it.
630
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,049
And they'll respect you
all the more for doing so.
631
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:32,718
Should we, uh,
try the angels gm again?
You know, ross, making a deal
632
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,888
Is like dating. You don't
want to seem too desperate.
633
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,356
Well, for what it's worth,
my best move is
634
00:28:37,392 --> 00:28:38,824
To call the girl
over and over again
635
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:41,060
Until she finally agrees
to have dinner with me... Uh-oh.
636
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:42,228
How you doing boys?
Good.
637
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,729
Hey, did you, uh...
638
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:46,031
Find me a third baseman yet?
Uh, no, not yet. Turns out,
639
00:28:46,067 --> 00:28:48,401
There is a limit of available
players at that spot.
640
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:50,236
So, uh, we're working on it.
641
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,138
Ticktock, clarice.
Yeah.
642
00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:54,006
Call the angels.
643
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,941
You're persistent.
I'll give you that, oscar.
Come on.
644
00:28:55,977 --> 00:28:57,710
What's it going to take
for me to get dom cristiello?
645
00:28:57,745 --> 00:29:00,012
I'll make it quick.
Give me livan duarte,
646
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:01,614
You get my third baseman.
647
00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:03,382
You know i can't do that.
See? Quick.
648
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,686
You know, my buddy
in chicago says the angels
649
00:29:07,722 --> 00:29:09,722
Are also talking to the cubs.
650
00:29:09,757 --> 00:29:11,190
The cubs don't need
a third basemen.
651
00:29:11,225 --> 00:29:12,525
They need a setup guy.
652
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,393
So, what's holding up the deal?
What do the angels need
653
00:29:14,429 --> 00:29:15,661
That the cubs won't give up?
654
00:29:15,696 --> 00:29:17,229
Oscar, i'm sorry to bother you.
655
00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:19,665
She says it's urgent.
656
00:29:21,102 --> 00:29:22,501
Hi.
Sorry,
657
00:29:22,537 --> 00:29:24,136
I know it's a crazy day
for you guys.
658
00:29:24,172 --> 00:29:25,337
Yeah, just a little.
659
00:29:25,373 --> 00:29:26,772
It won't take longer
than a minute.
660
00:29:32,447 --> 00:29:34,113
I know this might be
out of line,
661
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:35,281
But i need to.
Ginny.
662
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,682
I need...
Ginny.
663
00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:38,350
I can't say that
we wouldn't trade you.
664
00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:41,086
I can't say that to a player
unless they have no-trade,
665
00:29:41,122 --> 00:29:42,388
Which you don't.
666
00:29:42,423 --> 00:29:43,722
But if i trade you now,
667
00:29:43,758 --> 00:29:45,257
They'd send me packing with you.
668
00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:47,593
I'm-i'm not coming about me.
669
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,599
With all the butts
i put in the seats,
670
00:29:53,634 --> 00:29:55,434
With all the ginny baker
jerseys you sell.
671
00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:57,036
Wow.
I'm never gonna
have more leverage
672
00:29:57,071 --> 00:29:58,370
Than i do right now, so...
673
00:29:58,406 --> 00:30:00,940
Blip sanders needs
to stay on this team.
674
00:30:00,975 --> 00:30:03,776
Every time i step on the mound,
i know he's got my back.
Ginny...
675
00:30:03,811 --> 00:30:06,078
I-i cannot discuss
roster with you.
676
00:30:06,113 --> 00:30:08,380
Okay, what about his family?
677
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:11,016
His family?
678
00:30:11,052 --> 00:30:14,019
His seven-year-old twins whose
lives will be turned upside down
679
00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:16,522
Without warning...
680
00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:23,529
Blip's a baseball player.
681
00:30:23,564 --> 00:30:26,632
We pay boatloads of money
682
00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:30,369
To baseball players to
essentially play a kid's game.
683
00:30:30,404 --> 00:30:33,639
And in exchange,
we get the power
684
00:30:33,674 --> 00:30:36,075
To uproot them
and their families
685
00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:37,843
So they can play a kid's game
686
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,346
For boatloads of money
somewhere else.
687
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:43,749
And after a few years,
thanks to collective bargaining,
688
00:30:43,784 --> 00:30:45,718
They can become free agents.
689
00:30:45,753 --> 00:30:48,487
And then they can decide
to uproot their families
690
00:30:48,523 --> 00:30:51,757
For boatloads of money
themselves.
691
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,425
That's how it works.
692
00:30:53,461 --> 00:30:54,693
But the fans...
Oh, you're gonna tell me
693
00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:56,762
What the fans want?
I know what they want.
694
00:30:56,797 --> 00:30:58,998
Same thing as the owners.
They want to win.
695
00:30:59,033 --> 00:31:01,500
Same as your teammates.
Because they would trade you,
696
00:31:01,536 --> 00:31:05,137
And their best friend
if it meant a ring for them.
697
00:31:05,172 --> 00:31:06,972
That's how this works.
698
00:31:09,443 --> 00:31:12,411
Thank you for your time.
Uh-huh.
699
00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:14,580
Hey, ginny. You're right.
700
00:31:14,615 --> 00:31:16,181
Out of line.
701
00:31:30,464 --> 00:31:31,430
rhonda.
702
00:31:31,465 --> 00:31:32,831
Yes?
703
00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:34,099
Give me the cubs
front office on the phone
704
00:31:34,135 --> 00:31:35,768
And get ross back
in here and tell him
705
00:31:35,803 --> 00:31:38,070
I know what the angels need.
706
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,405
A center fielder.
707
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,807
You're not thinking about
trading blip, are you?
708
00:32:04,865 --> 00:32:06,765
dad, that's our pump-up song.
709
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:08,200
You're all pumped up enough.
710
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,272
Sorry, i was...
I'm really excited!
711
00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:14,607
It's a big game.
712
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,275
Is your dad really coming?
713
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,476
He really is.
714
00:32:17,511 --> 00:32:18,744
He swore on a stack
of racing forms.
715
00:32:18,779 --> 00:32:19,945
That's his bible.
716
00:32:45,706 --> 00:32:48,173
(announcer speaks indistinctly
over speakers)
717
00:32:52,246 --> 00:32:53,646
This is the collins residence.
718
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,947
You know what to do.
719
00:32:56,117 --> 00:32:59,451
Hey, ray, it's, uh, bill,
ginny's dad.
720
00:32:59,487 --> 00:33:00,886
I'm here at the game,
721
00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:02,955
Watching your son
play his heart out.
722
00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:07,493
I know you're a busy man, but...
723
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:09,161
It would mean the world
to your kid
724
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,429
If you could be here.
725
00:33:25,913 --> 00:33:28,247
(announcer speaks indistinctly
on tv)
726
00:33:52,206 --> 00:33:55,774
Hey, ray, it's, uh, bill,
ginny's dad.
727
00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:57,209
I'm here at the game,
728
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,912
Watching your son
play his heart out.
729
00:34:00,881 --> 00:34:03,215
I know you're a busy man, but...
730
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,517
It would mean the world
to your kid
731
00:34:05,553 --> 00:34:07,553
If you could be here.
732
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,233
You have one new message.
733
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:24,503
Dad, i'm here at the
field. Are you coming or not?
734
00:34:44,825 --> 00:34:47,659
(siren whoops,
indistinct radio transmission)
735
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,090
I've got the cubs
736
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,492
On line one.
737
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:34,797
Hey.
What's up, oscar?
738
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,399
I hear you're looking
for a setup guy.
739
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,834
What about gordon?
740
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,402
You just got him.
What's wrong with him?
741
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:40,837
Nothing.
He threw two shutout innings
742
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,573
For us yesterday,
but i need a center fielder.
743
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:45,007
I'm thinking steve hale.
744
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,075
You've got blip sanders.
745
00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:47,243
I need another one.
746
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:49,779
I want more than gordon
for hale.
747
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,529
Come in.
748
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,398
Hey.
749
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,733
How are you?
750
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,735
I'm okay.
751
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,237
Did you hear anything?
752
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:15,605
No, not yet.
753
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,076
I'm sorry about last night.
754
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,911
No, you had every right.
755
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:23,846
It's not your job
to make me feel better.
756
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,082
Would you mind if, uh...
757
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:27,383
Just hang out in here,
758
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:28,684
Just kind of wait out
the next ten minutes?
759
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,685
Of course.
760
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,055
Mike's jokes about cleveland
761
00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:34,924
Are getting old.
762
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,966
Now, you know i can't do
two-for-one.
763
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,568
I...
764
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,937
How about a left-handed
reliever?
765
00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:50,740
You've got yourself a deal.
766
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:51,807
Thank you.
767
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,043
Get the angels front office
on the line.
768
00:36:58,716 --> 00:36:59,982
What's that?
769
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,652
Your wife just made a move
on words with friends.
770
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,921
I need to change my alerts.
771
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,222
Oh...
772
00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:07,256
We're in if you are.
773
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,591
All right, it's a done...
774
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,929
Hold on.
Puts us $250k over budget.
775
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,733
If you kick in
$300 grand to cover
776
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:20,469
What i'm getting back from
the cubs, it's a deal.
777
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:32,848
Done.
778
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,152
Thank you.
779
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,520
Yes!
780
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,300
Rhonda, make a note.
781
00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:52,902
That's the ross i like.
782
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,445
Ten seconds.
783
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,025
You're staying.
784
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,367
Let's go.
785
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,880
Hey, i just heard the news.
786
00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:39,181
Congratulations.
Thank you.
787
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:40,616
Told you.
788
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,051
No limits.
No limits.
789
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,553
All right.
Get over here.
All right.
790
00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,022
All right, now it's on
to the waiver wire.
791
00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:47,289
Sorry?
Yeah, well,
792
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,824
When you're done celebrating,
come up to my office.
793
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,459
We're not done dealing.
794
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,594
What?
Yeah, we got
795
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:53,362
A cuban catcher in
triple-a tearing it up.
796
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:54,530
We need to make some room.
797
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,432
No, uh, lawson has a
no-trade clause.
798
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,367
Which is why you
have to figure out
799
00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,536
How to make it his idea.
800
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,144
I think i need
a root canal.
Yeah.
801
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,546
And i don't know if
you've all heard,
802
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:13,049
But butch hunter's been
traded again.
803
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,617
I think you're having
a case of déjà vu, sir.
804
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,285
The cubs just shipped him.
805
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,386
Where'd he end up?
806
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:18,454
Well, he was part of
807
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:20,056
The dom cristiello three-way,
808
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,358
So he's right back
where he belongs.
809
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,362
Welcome back, butch.
810
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,099
He's back.
811
00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:31,701
Tommy, your boy's back.
812
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,071
They sent him to the cubs
about 15 minutes ago.
813
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,775
Amelia.
814
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:16,445
Hey.
815
00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:18,247
I, uh, bought you another gift.
816
00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:19,682
Are you kidding me?
817
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:20,916
No, it's the, um--
818
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:22,351
it's a superflow.
819
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:24,687
It's the best mouth guard
i could find.
820
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,957
Actually, my clubby bought it.
821
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:30,693
You know, my night guard's
custom made.
822
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:33,562
They take x-rays,
make a mold of my mouth.
823
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,730
It's, like, a whole thing.
824
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,233
Oh, so...
Which is
825
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,669
Why i started
carrying it with me...
826
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,639
...So that i don't have to rush
back to my place
827
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:46,008
To sleep at night.
828
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:54,683
I think there's something
we should do.
829
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,154
Yeah, i was thinking
the same thing.
830
00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:03,859
You know, jlo was a fly girl.
What?
831
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:08,030
Are you letting them watch that?
832
00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,232
You know they're only seven.
833
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,700
And a half.
834
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:16,338
Hey!
835
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,374
Y'all are in for a treat
in a couple years.
836
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,708
okay,
837
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,410
Five or six years.
838
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,746
That's right.
839
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,414
'cause homie don't play that.
840
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,321
Quick, turn it back on.
841
00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:34,256
Hey, mon!
842
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,859
It's time again for another
843
00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:38,794
Episode of "hey mon,"
844
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,529
With the hardest working
west indian family,
845
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:43,399
The hedleys.
846
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,238
Hey, gin, wait up.
847
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,474
I need to talk to you.
What's up?
848
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,143
You're using your serious voice.
849
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,580
Nothing serious.
850
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,248
I just wanted to
let you know that
851
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:01,817
Mike lawson and i have
been seeing each other,
852
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,486
Just for a few weeks.
853
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,088
Oh.
854
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:07,590
Um, okay.
855
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,759
I just-- i wanted you to know.
856
00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:13,295
Yeah, sure.
It's your personal life.
857
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,730
It's your business.
858
00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:16,232
If you're happy,
i'm happy.
859
00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:17,533
It's not a big deal,
860
00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:20,102
But i didn't want you to
find out from anybody else.
861
00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:21,804
Sure.
862
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:23,439
I got to get dressed
for the game.
863
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,540
Okay.