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¶¶
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[evil laughing]
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So bad.
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[loud poof]
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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I am the pebble
in the penny loafer
of depravity!
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I am--
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Darkwing Duck?
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Ah, so you've heard of me.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Ow! [grunts]
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Dangerous? Aah!
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[grunts] Dangerous...
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[both grunt]
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Oh, my goodness.
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OK! You think a few
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very painful explosions
can stop me?
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Now, let's see
who you really are...
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[gasps] Me?!
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Whoa, what a twist!
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What?! I never saw
that coming!
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Wait, haven't you seen
this episode?
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Seventy-five times!
But never in a parking lot.
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Sadly, beloved TV show
Darkwing Duck,
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starring me, Jim Starling,
was canceled
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before we could end this story.
But there's no end
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to the savings
at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta!
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[microphone feedback]
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[sighs] Let's get comfortable!
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Ha-ha! I'll be
signing autographs
for one and all!
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-[crowd grumbling]
-If one and all want one!
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-No!
-Oh, my gosh, no.
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Buncha ingrates.
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-You good?
-Yep. Totally cool.
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Thanks for being here.
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[clears throat]
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OK, keep it together!
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"I am your biggest fan!" No.
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"I have modeled
my entire life after yours."
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"I wanna keep you
in a big jar in my closet!"
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[laughs] Calm down, buddy.
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Jim Starling's
just a regular guy.
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I've been to plenty
of these signings,
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and one day, I'm actually
gonna meet him.
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Wait. If you've seen him
so many times,
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how come you've never
talked to him?
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[Jim Starling]
Next!
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-Uhh...
-[Drake grunts]
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This is why.
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[theme music playing]
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¶ Ducktales
Whoo ooh ¶
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Look, I'm the one and only
Darkwing Duck.
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I need a real gig. I'm bigger
than sofa store openings. Eh--
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I don't care
that they sell recliners, too!
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[clearing throat]
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[groans]
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Mr. Starling, you have meant
so much to me.
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I-- I actually have
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a very important question
for you. Y-Y--
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Great. Who do I
make this out to?
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Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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[chuckles] I am the president
of your fan club. I am--
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[Jim Starling]
Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks.
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Stay dangerous.
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Waaaiiit!
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Uh, yes?
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A fresh-faced new fan!
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I knew the kids
still loved me. [laughs]
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Who do I make this out to?
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[grunts]
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Oh, the fainter's back.
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He'd really appreciate it
if you could sign his...poster?
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[Dewey] "#DarkwingDuck"--
Whoa! That's weird.
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"Darkwing Duck" is trending
number one worldwide.
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What?! Gimme!
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It says here
they're making a movie
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of Darkwing Duck!
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They are? We am?!
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Darkwing Duck is back, baby!
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He is?!
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-[exclaims]
-[both grunt]
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It's him! Uhh...
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[all grunt]
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[Launchpad grunting]
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Launchpad! Stop looking
in the rearview mirror.
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Yup! Totally profesh.
No problem-ohh...
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-[brakes squeal]
-Hey! Fragile cargo, huh!
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[chuckles] Back on top.
Arriving on set
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for a big-shot movie in style.
Thanks for the ride, fans.
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Wow. I am going
to a real movie studio!
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Where larger-than-life
big-screen legends are born!
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And you get to ride there
with a real-life movie star!
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[sniffing] Musky.
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Are we sure about this guy?
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Why wouldn't the studio
send a car for him?
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Or, you know, tell him
the movie exists?
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They couldn't make a movie
without him.
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Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck!
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Ya dang right he is,
buddy! Heh.
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[gasps] I'm his buddy!
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Uhh...
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Oh, man. I hope
whoever owns the studio
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isn't mad at--
Wait, what the--?!
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Sorry, you need
more money for--?
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The grand finale of my film.
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A psychological examination
of man's inhumanity to man!
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Alistair, I haven't
seen a movie since 1938.
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This studio was built to make
cheap Office Safety Videos
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for my company.
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You convinced me
a "fun little action movie"
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would double my profits,
but you're already over budget.
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If you want one penny more,
I have to be consulted
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on all decisions.
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How dare you, sir?
An artist's integrity--
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Splendid. The movie
should be in color.
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Color's all the rage
these days. Oh!
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And the villain is going
to need a mustache to twirl
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whenever he does
something evil. Heh...
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You have a movie studio
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that could fulfill
a starry-eyed boy's
cinematic dreams.
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Why didn't you tell me?!
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To avoid
this exact conversation.
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OK, yeah, no, I can see that.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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-I am the comeback
the audience demands!
-[all gasp]
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I am... a huge fan,
Alistair Borswan!
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I mean, I've never actually
seen your work,
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but you're British,
so I'm sure
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that it's very classy,
and... yeah...
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Uh, yes. And you are?
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[laughing] British and funny?
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Whoa! This feels like
the beginning
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of a great
creative partnership!
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Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot
of a thing I loved as a kid!
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Those are always great!
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Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it?
Is he still a noble hero
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who gets back up
and fights for right,
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no matter what evil
throws at him?
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You're keeping
the theme song, right?
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Would you like to see
the trailer?
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Ooh! Aah! [giggling]
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[thunder cracking]
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[Narrator]
Within every man,
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there is a war.
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- Not of action,
but of ideas.
-[Dewey] Ugh!
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-[Narrator] There is
no right or wrong.
-[man screaming]
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No heroes or villains.
Only darkness.
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-[people screaming]
- There is one man
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who can fight the darkness.
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[Launchpad]
Yeah! Here we go, baby!
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[thunder crashes]
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[Narrator]
With more darkness.
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[Launchpad]
What's this, now?
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-[screaming]
-It's the Dark-wing! Run!
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You can't just flap around
in the night!
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You'll terrify people!
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It's too dangerous!
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[Narrator]
Darkwing: First Darkness.
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This film not suitable
for children.
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That is not Darkwing Duck!
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DW'd never hurt innocent people
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or set the city on fire.
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Not on purpose.
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But are we all not both
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the heroes and the villains
of our own story?
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What? I don't--
What?!
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Well, I kinda like it!
Grim, gritty.
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Shows off my dark,
smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh!
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-I kinda hated it.
-What?!
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I didn't understand
what was happening
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or what the bad guy was doing
or even who the bad guy was.
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I knew he needed a moustache!
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It needs aliens!
Oh! Or ninjas!
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Or the streetwise sidekick
who skateboards everywhere
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and talks in catchphrases,
like ya Dewey!
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This is your main audience.
If this fiasco
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is gonna make money,
it has to appeal
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to the most childish child
I know. Dewey's in charge.
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-What?! No!
-Yes!
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Let's talk musical numbers!
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How many is not enough?
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Don't listen to these yahoos.
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We're making art!
When do we start?
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Uh, we're almost finished,
actually.
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-Ah. So we're shooting
the Darkwing scenes last.
-No.
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Of course! I'll be-- be put in
with CGI! [chuckles]
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[sighs] You are not
playing Darkwing Duck.
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-He is.
-[cool guitar riff playing]
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-Huh?
-You?!
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Mr. Starling!
Uh, we met at the signing.
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You fell on me, remember?
It was a huge honor.
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Uh, do you have any
words of wisdom
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for the man
stepping into your cape?
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[both exclaiming]
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[grunting]
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[bones cracking]
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That is not the Darkwing Duck
I know and love!
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Yeah! It's not me!
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I wish there was some way
we could show them
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-how great the old--
-Original.
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--uh, original Darkwing is.
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Hey, maybe there is.
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Are you with me, sidekick?
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OK. What's the plan?
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I break onto the set,
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you find this new
hack actor's trailer,
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lock him up. I replace him
in the finale,
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they see I'm obviously better,
I'm back on top! Any questions?
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-Seven.
-Pick the most important one.
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"Breaking in," "locking up."
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Doesn't that sound...
not heroic?
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When the chips are down
and everyone's against him,
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what does Darkwing Duck do?
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Get back up
and fight for right.
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And I'm Darkwing Duck, right?
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Of course!
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I'll have to disguise myself
to get past the guard.
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Luckily, I can disappear
into any role.
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I am the courier
who delivers the--
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[sputtering, coughing]
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Whoo! [coughs]
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[grunts]
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What production
you delivering to?
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[coughing] Darkwing Duck.
[coughs]
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Huh? Never heard of it.
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What?! Remake of
the popular TV show.
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A superhero for the ages?
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[Guard]
Oh! Like Gizmoduck.
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[Jim Starling]
No! Not like Gizmoduck!
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(grumbling) Like Gizmod--
¶ Darkwing Duck! ¶
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-[groans]
-[Jim Starling]
"Let's get dangerous."
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¶ Badaba! ¶ None of this
rings a bell, seriously?
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Uh, we got a situation.
Requesting backup.
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[grunts]
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[guard radio chatter]
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[grunts]
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[struggling]
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[grunting]
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Mmm...
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Aah! Unh!
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Perfect. Now, I wait
for that phony actor,
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lock the door, and us,
the good guys, win.
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Totally heroic.
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Mm.
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[grunting]
It's already locked.
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The plan is falling apart.
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Help! I'm trapped
in a prison of guilt!
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[grunting]
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Fear not, helpless--
Oh, hey, it's you.
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I-- I heard your cries,
and I freed you
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from my... trailer?
What-- what--
252
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,735
what are you doing
in my trailer?
253
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,637
Definitely not
locking you in here
254
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:42,641
to sabotage your movie...
buddy?
255
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,411
Ahh... [exclaims]
256
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,179
-[exclaims]
-[crashes into toilet]
257
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,814
Aw, man. I'm sorry.
258
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,817
You will be, villain!
259
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,587
[both exclaiming]
260
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,821
I've just gotta fix the movie
261
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,923
to make Darkwing
look like a hero!
262
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,425
Oh, so what, you're gonna
hold me hostage?
263
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,093
Yeah. Real heroic.
264
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,629
Sorry! Sorry!
265
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,930
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
266
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,499
[Launchpad grunts]
267
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,000
Wait, don't touch that!
268
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,603
Whoa! A vintage
Darkwing Duck Grim Avenger
269
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:12,904
Grape Shampoo bottle?!
270
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,976
[grunting]
271
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,946
-[heavy grunt]
-Oh! My Darkwing Adventures
comics! It's a complete run!
272
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,052
Huh?
273
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,823
[gasps] Is that--?
274
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,893
[both] A hyper-rare Battle-Hat
Darkwing Duck Action Figure!
275
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,061
I thought these were banned
because they posed
276
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,363
a blinding hazard
for kids! May I?
277
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,865
Ah, a keen eye. I insist.
278
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,869
Ow! Cool!
279
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,672
[Jim Starling screaming]
280
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,942
Gentlemen, thank you for coming
to today's presentation.
281
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,045
What is this?
282
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,082
Oh, you're
in the "Splash Zone."
283
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,251
Sir, you cannot expect me
to hand over the finale
284
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,022
of my grim, complex masterpiece
to this child.
285
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,490
Filmmaking is a team effort!
286
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,892
You've got to be open
to new ideas.
287
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,062
The time: dusk. Neon! Drama!
288
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,731
Those big lightning tower
things!
289
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,432
An epic showdown
between Darkwing Duck
290
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,101
and the villainous villain
Megavolt!
291
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,570
-Question.
-Who has a moustache.
292
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,338
Question rescinded.
293
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,442
Your pyro-pandemonium
is passé , Hot Couture!
294
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,911
Au contraire, Darkwing.
295
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,115
I'm setting
the fashion world... on fire!
296
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,016
[whooshing sounds]
297
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,685
Oh, no!
298
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:37,856
Aah! Work through the pain.
You got this.
299
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,558
Oops. My bad.
300
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,262
Hey, I had
that same lunchbox as a kid.
301
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,097
Not like this one.
302
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,732
Now, shocking as it may sound,
303
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,934
I was not the coolest kid
growing up.
304
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,935
What? No.
305
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,871
I know, right? But one day,
306
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,540
I saw this show
about this hero.
307
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,076
He was unstoppable.
No matter how many times
308
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,111
he was beat up or blown up
or electrocuted--
309
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,946
[Launchpad] No matter
how many planes he crashed or--
310
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,082
or how much property damage
he caused--
311
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,417
[Drake] He always got back up
and fought for what's right.
312
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,986
[Launchpad]
So you got that lunchbox,
313
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,554
everyone saw how cool you are,
314
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,256
and they stopped
beating you up!
315
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,258
[Drake] Oh, no. They--
they beat me up much harder.
316
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,328
But I kept... getting... up.
317
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,967
Look, I know
this movie's not perfect.
318
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,335
But I really want
to make it better.
319
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,137
Then, maybe I can be
on the lunchbox
320
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,573
that inspires
some other kid like me.
321
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,341
And a cut of the toy sales
would be nice.
322
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,444
You are a true fan.
We can save this movie!
323
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,979
We gotta tell Mr. Starling.
324
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,414
Yeah, I-- I don't know.
325
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:40,185
He kind of wants to make me
not alive anymore.
326
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:44,122
Get your cape.
We're gonna save Darkwing Duck.
327
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,690
[panting]
328
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,695
[gasps]
329
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,364
How hard can it be
to find an idiot
in a purple cape?
330
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,701
Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew.
To stardom!
331
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,169
[dancers]
One, two, three, and four.
332
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,138
Up and down
and left and right.
333
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,973
Left and right
and up and down.
334
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,675
Up and down
and left and right.
335
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,310
It's so easy, it's so right.
336
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,011
Up and down
and left and right.
337
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,813
-Up and down
and left and right.
-[yelps]
338
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,281
-Left and right
and up and down.
-[grunts]
339
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,016
Up and down
and left and right.
340
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,452
Dewey, the actor
playing Darkwing is a big fan,
341
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,222
so Jim can give him pointers
and help make him more heroic,
342
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,957
and together,
we're going to convince Borswan
343
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,491
to fix the movie.
Have you seen Jim?
344
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,293
He might be on my set!
They're letting me do
345
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,028
whatever I want,
and it's crazy and huge,
346
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,064
and I don't even know
if it's any good. Follow me!
347
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,665
[both]
Making movies is fun!
348
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,000
[struggling]
349
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,135
Mr. Starling! There you are.
350
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,706
-Mm!
-I am so sorry about...
everything.
351
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,674
You helped me
through a really rough time.
352
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,077
Your heart is in my lunchbox.
353
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,680
Come work on the movie with me.
Together, we can inspire
354
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:46,985
a new generation and make
the best Darkwing Duck ever!
355
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,256
Yes. I will.
356
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,091
[grunting]
357
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,660
Ow! Oh! Why?
358
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,430
We! Fix movie.
Together. Why?
359
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,901
Stupid. Movie star.
Face. Get. In!
360
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,503
-[birds chirping]
-[panting]
361
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:09,173
Showtime! [evil laughing]
362
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,150
[music playing]
363
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,760
What?! No, no, no,
no, no, no!
364
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,895
Easy, Matthew.
Don't want that baby
365
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,197
out of tune
for the big musical number.
366
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,134
What did you do to my
psychological masterpiece?
367
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,704
I added chainsaw jugglers.
You're welcome.
368
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,773
[sawing]
369
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,442
-I don't know about this.
-Thank you!
370
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,144
The villain's moustache
has to be
371
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,545
at least twice as twirly.
372
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,848
[sighs]
373
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,218
-[sighs, exclaims]
-Listen--
374
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,487
Ignore all these distractions.
Stick to our script.
375
00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:00,925
Darkwing confronts Megavolt,
surrenders, then takes a knee.
376
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,560
[scoffs] Excuse me!
377
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729
I didn't work this hard
to make a comeback
378
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,931
just to lose a fight
to that joker.
379
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,133
Oh! There you are!
Did you find--?
380
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,837
Uh, that actor kid? Yeah.
Said I could film the finale.
381
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,839
-He... did?
-Oh, yeah.
382
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,942
Stubbed his toe
really badly and just quit.
383
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:21,646
Movie stars. One little boo-boo
and they fall apart.
384
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,348
That doesn't sound like him.
385
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,217
And why are you
saying things all mean?
386
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,691
And... action!
387
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,265
You can't defeat me!
I'm awesome!
388
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,435
Surrender, and do it now!
389
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:48,006
I've lost... the ability
to surrender
390
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,175
to a two-bit,
ten-watt dim bulb like you!
391
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,777
Wait. Who is that?
392
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,213
Why isn't his robot face
coming off?
393
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,447
[Jim Starling]
Feast on this!
394
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,915
[grunts]
395
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,288
[crew panicking]
396
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,656
Quick! Cut!
397
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,924
No cuts!
398
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,695
-Jim Starling never cuts!
-Huh?
399
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,830
[Jim Starling] I'll film
this finale if it kills me.
400
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,133
And everyone on this roof!
401
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,669
[Drake] I am the terror that
flaps in the night.
402
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,838
I am the overstuffed burrito
403
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,242
that spills
onto the lap of crime.
404
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,845
I am Darkwing Duck!
405
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,647
No, I am!
406
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,650
[grunting]
407
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,318
[whimpering]
408
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,323
What is that idiot doing?
409
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,460
Drawing fire.
Get everyone out!
410
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,265
Ugh!
411
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,366
[grunting]
412
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,401
We've gotta stop the flames!
413
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,336
I'll keep him distracted.
You turn on the rain machine.
414
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,508
[both]
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
415
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,077
-This is so cool!
-[gasps] I know!
416
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,878
It feels so right!
417
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,413
[both exhale]
418
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,150
[growls]
419
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,255
Ha-ha!
420
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,726
What?! I knocked you out cold.
421
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,928
Like, a lot!
422
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,396
I don't want to brag,
423
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,432
but I'm incredibly strong
and resilient.
424
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,334
Oh, really?
425
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,472
-Darkwing!
-No!
426
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,941
[evil laughter]
427
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,309
Uh, what?
428
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,313
Get back up.
429
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,787
Darkwing!
430
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,555
No!
431
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,990
[groaning]
432
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,325
[piano keys play]
433
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,093
[exclaims]
434
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,463
Why won't you stay down?
435
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,365
[exclaiming]
436
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,470
[machine whirring]
437
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,372
Keep... getting... up...
438
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,945
[growls]
439
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,248
[gasps, grunts]
440
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,484
[both grunting, exclaiming]
441
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,159
Uncle Scrooge,
stop the bad guy!
442
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,960
Which is the bad guy?!
443
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,363
If only one
had a blasted moustache!
444
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,067
[both grunting, exclaiming]
445
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,539
Oh! [groans]
446
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,341
[straining]
447
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,676
Aah!
448
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,450
Show's over, Dead Meat Duck.
449
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,719
[grunts] Stop!
450
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,621
You're not a villain.
You're a hero.
451
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,623
Our hero.
452
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,959
No matter how hopeless
things got,
453
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,728
Darkwing Duck got back up
and did what was right.
454
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,131
For Darkwing Duck
is bigger than one man.
455
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,166
He is the hope
that flaps in the night.
456
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,969
This may be the most eloquent
Launchpad has ever been.
457
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,471
He knows a lot
about this one thing.
458
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,507
But he is light. Just.
459
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,709
And the most tenacious part
of all good men.
460
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,244
Um, Launchpad?
461
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,845
Inspiring the citizenry
to rise
462
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,980
to a new Promethean--
463
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,049
Hey, dummy, it's about to blow!
464
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,184
You really can't stop him
once he gets started.
465
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,386
Well, yeah.
He's your biggest fan.
466
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,721
[Launchpad]
--one who subjugates his will.
467
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,356
To the will
of the common good.
468
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,824
A caring duck of mystery.
469
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,426
A champion of right.
470
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,729
Who is the cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise?
471
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,431
-I got ya!
-No, I got him!
472
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,199
--about ourselv-- unh!
473
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,701
[both grunt]
474
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,302
[screams]
475
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,805
[both gasp]
476
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,852
[struggling]
477
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,554
That was the perfect end!
478
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,623
A hero grappling
with his dark id.
479
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,626
In a cleansing rain!
Here's the footage.
480
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,263
[gasps]
481
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,333
[music playing]
482
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,472
No! Over the entire fight?
483
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,641
It's... my masterpiece.
484
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,610
Well, this was a disaster.
I'm shutting this down.
485
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,613
There will never be
a Darkwing Duck movie.
486
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,615
Well, there's still
no sign of Starling.
487
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,550
The movie's ruined,
I lost my big break,
488
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,253
my hero tried to kill me,
and - oh! - I blew him up.
489
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,788
Oh, what am I gonna do now?
490
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,558
What Darkwing Duck
always does: Get back up.
491
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,661
You know, you could
do this for real.
492
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,795
What? Be a superhero?
493
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,964
I mean sure, I'm scrappy,
I'm brave,
494
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,165
I look great in the cape.
495
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,433
Gizmoduck does it.
496
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,302
I am better than Gizmoduck.
497
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,836
It's one thing
to play a hero.
498
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,439
And it's another thing
to actually be a hero.
499
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,573
Do it for Jim.
500
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,010
I don't know, I--
501
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,779
This whole thing
sounds like it could get--
502
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,846
Dangerous?
503
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,918
You already got one fan.
504
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,658
"Drake Mallard."
Never heard of ya.
505
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,601
[Jim Starling]
It was all a setup.
506
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,670
That hack put my fan
in danger
507
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,973
to steal the glory
and humiliate me.
508
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,309
They want grim
and gritty, huh?
509
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,712
Happy to play the part.
510
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,547
[evil laughter]