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♪♪

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I'm Johnny,
the brains of the outfit.

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And I'm his twin brother,
Randy, the handsome one.

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And we got ahead
by building furniture.

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For your feet.

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Welcome to our...

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This show is so dumb.

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You could always
turn off the telly.

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The remote's
way over there.

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Oh, forget it.

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Any big plans for today?

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Thought I'd move to
the big TV in a few hours.

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You know...
( belches )

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Aahh! Do we have
any more Pep?

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You've got six
full cans right here.

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I only like
that first sip.

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Peak carbonation.
Never mind, I'll call Beakley.

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Oh, man,
my phone's dead.

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Guess I gotta
buy a new one.

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Just charge it.

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Eh, this one's
three months old anyway.

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Who cares? We're rich.

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No. I'm rich.

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That's it, laddie.
You are coming to the office

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to learn the value
of a hard day's work.

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Whatcha doin'?

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- I'm not breaking in;
you're breaking in.
- Busted.

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You think I put glitter
on my top-secret notebooks
just because it's pretty?

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Well, sure,
it's a perk, but...

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I'm sorry.
I was just looking

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for information
about my family.

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You shoulda asked.
What do you want,
shoe sizes,

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horrible dark secrets
known only to
your Uncle Scrooge

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that could change
the fate of the world
as we know it?

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- What do you know
about my mom?
- ( gasps )

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What do you know
about your mom?

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Uncle Donald just told us
she was gone.

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The only thing
we have of her is this photo.

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Photographic evidence!

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I've gotta add it to
my Della Duck file.

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You have a whole file
on my mom?

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Seriously? This is it?

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I've been looking
into her for years,
but there's nothing.

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No photos, no records.
No one even talks about her.

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One time, a piece of
junk mail with her name
on it showed up at our door,

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and a day later,
Scrooge bought the post office,

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and I never saw
our mailman again.

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Maybe he retired?

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Bad things happen
to people who ask
about Della Duck.

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So who are we gonna ask?

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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪

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♪ Here in Duck Burg ♪

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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪

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♪ It's a duck blur ♪

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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

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♪ Or rewrite history ♪

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♪ Duck Tales
Whoo ooh ♪

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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪

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♪ Whoo ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪

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♪ Whoo ooh ♪

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You have arrived
at your destination.

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Be back at 6:00,
Launchpad.

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We've a long, hard
day of work ahead of us.

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Gotcha, Mr. McD.

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Thanks for letting us
tag along, Uncle Scrooge,

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but I suddenly very much
have to use the bathroom.

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Oh, and I will show you
where to go to that place.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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( bell dings )

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What is this place?

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The private library
of Scrooge McDuck.

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If there's info
about your mom,
it's in here.

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Go away, Webby.

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For the last time,
Mr. McDuck's archives

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are strictly off-limits.

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Except to
his family.

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Meet Dewey Duck.

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Behold, heir of
Clan McDuck,

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the Archives!

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( bell dings )

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( gasps )

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The money!

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You want me to count
the gold?

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Can we go out
and spend some gold

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to make sure
it doesn't expire?

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There's more to money
than just money.

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Gold is a beautiful thing,

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but even something
as small as a dime
can have meaning.

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For instance...

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Are you out of your head?
You'll crack your skull open.

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But you swim in money
all the time.

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Yes, but I worked hard
to perfect that skill,

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building muscles
and dexterity.

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If you want something,
you work hard to get it.

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SECRETARY: Mr. McDuck,
the board is here to see you.

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We don't have
a board meeting today.

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No matter.
Come, lad.

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Welcome to the fast-paced
world of business.

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As you know,
revenues are down

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in our international
markets--

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Dawson, Lillehammer,
Eldorado, and Culebra.

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We feel that--

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Shut up, everyone.
I've done something brilliant.

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Ah, Gyro.
Gyro Gearloose,

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my head of
research and development.

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- I'm sorry, but we--
- Apology accepted.

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Now try to keep up
with my mind-numbing genius.

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Gyro, what did we say about
interacting with other people?

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The cards. Fine.

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"Hello, Mr. McDuck,
and others.

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Are you tired of all those
single-use gadgets

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cluttering up
your junk drawer?

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What a mess.

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There's got to be
a better way!"

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Meet Lil' Bulb,
the tiny,

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all-purpose robot
that does it all.

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Wait, what does it do?

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It all.

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Lil' Bulb is an artificially
intelligent

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personal robot helper.

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He can make toast,
find your keys,

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serve as a book light
for your late-night reading.

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You'll never have to do
anything yourself again.

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Mm-hmm. And how do you
ensure this one

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won't achieve sentience and turn
evil like all the others?

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Only half my inventions
turn evil.

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The other half
are just wildly misunderstood.

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( buzzing )

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What's it doing?

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Waving. It likes you.

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Request denied.

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( sighs )

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Keep at it, Gyro.
I know you'll come up
with something great.

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Lil' Bulb
is something great.

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I'll show you.
I'll show you all!

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And maybe wait until
you're out of the room
to say that next time.

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A robot that does
everything for you?

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How could you
say no to that?

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Part of hard work
is knowing how
to work with others.

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My board are the only people
cheaper than I am.

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I trust them completely to make
good financial decisions--

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Indeed. Which is why
we've called this meeting

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to discuss cutting
your unnecessary spending

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here at the Money Bin.

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Unnecessary?!

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I'm Scrooge McDuck.

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I don't spend one penny
more than I need to.

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It's says here you're spending
$15 million

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on magical defense.

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Do you have any idea

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how many vengeance curses
I have on my head?

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Think I'm just
gonna go

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and get a drink.
Yeah.

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The Collected
Treasure Maps of Peruvia.

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The Topographical Atlas
of Plain Awful.

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Scrooge's Favorite Smells,
Volume 12.

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Fresh cookies.
I knew it.

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Focus, Webby.

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We're here to find out
about Della Duck.

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So the blue one seeks
to learn of his past.

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But is he strong enough
to learn the truth?

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Yes.

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Wrong! You must first
prove yourself worthy

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by passing the trials!

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( coughing )

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This is my new
favorite library.

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( bell dings )

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A dollar ten?

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Who keeps dimes on them
anymore?

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Sweet. Scrooge has
an emergency dime.

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I'll pay you back later.

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But how do you justify
spending $5,000

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on a velvet pillow
for a dime?

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That dime deserves
its own velvet pillow.

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It's my number-one dime.

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The first dime
I ever earned.

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I was a young shoe shine
in Glasgow

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when a man came in,
his boots cemented in mud.

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I worked and worked until
those boots sparkled.

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In return, he gave me
an American dime.

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That dime inspired me
to move to America

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and find my fortune.

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It means more to me
than every bit of bullion

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in my Money Bin.

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( slurping )

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( gulps )
Uh...

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I gotta go. Bye.

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Gotta get the dime,
gotta get the dime!

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( sighs )

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( panting )

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( music playing
over headphones )

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No, no, no, no...

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( bell dings )

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57?

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Oh, boy.

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( panting )

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Come on!

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Hey. Wait.
The dime!

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Ahh!

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Okay. Easy.

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Break in, grab the dime,
sneak back downstairs,

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Oh, maybe stop at
the vending machine.

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Well, I'm dead.

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WOMAN: Today we're gonna teach
you how to pick a lock.

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First you need a small,
thin object, like a dime.

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If I had that,
I wouldn't need the video!

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No, don't switch to an ad.

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This week on
Ottoman Empire,

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we're working on an ottoman
for Flintheart Glomgold.

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He wants an ottoman
with storage

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by this afternoon!

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( laughs ) They're never
gonna get that ottoman

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tufted in time.
Focus!

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Aw, there's gotta be
a better way.

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Fools! They'll rue the day they
overlooked us, Lil' Bulb.

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Ding!
Wait, hold the elev--

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( groans )

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So what do you know
about my mom?

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Was she really
an adventurer?

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Silence!
Behold your first test.

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You must decipher the ancient
and mysterious code within.

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Yes! I love codes!

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Dewey, you start with
a Number Shift Cipher

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while I try
a Monoalphabetic Substitution.

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Pretty sure this is
just a library card catalogue.

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Mystery solved.

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Oh, yeah? If it's
just a card catalogue,

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then how does it
know your name?

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Come on!

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( panting )

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Hey, Gyro Gearloose.

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If this is about
the Gearloose Magnetic backpack,

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I specifically said
they should not be used

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as school bags.
Blathering blatherskite,

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one teen gets stuck
to a moving school bus.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Louie Duck,
Scrooge's super-rich nephew.

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Keep talking... sir.

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I can't believe Scrooge
and that tired old
board of his

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didn't see the potential
in Lil' Bulb here.

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I'd love to invest,
but I'm gonna need

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to test this little guy
out first.

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Do you mind if I borrow
him for the afternoon?

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Anything you say,
rich nephew.

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Lil' Bulb, you be good.

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Don't you rise up
against your masters.

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Ha ha. Just a little
robot humor.

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Wait. I need to go...
up!

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( imitating Scrooge )
Put in a hard day's work.

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I think I'm so much
smarter than--

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Louie! Where
have you been?

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Trying to get out
of work again.

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What? No.

255
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,420
I just, um...

256
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,880
filled up my notepad
with all that precious
business wisdom,

257
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,710
so I went to go
find another.

258
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:15,040
Good lad.

259
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,460
You're free to take
as many pads as you want.

260
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,880
Or are we not allowed
to use those either,

261
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,920
ye penny-pinching
buzzards?!

262
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,920
No, but really.

263
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,000
Make sure to use the front
and back of every page.

264
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,380
And write small.

265
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,290
And that's how
you unlock a door.

266
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:34,040
- Good job, Louie.
- ( buzzing )

267
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,580
Finding one specific dime
in this mess

268
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,960
is gonna be
a pretty big job.

269
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,580
You better get to it.

270
00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,750
It's, like, a dime.
Ah, you'll find it.

271
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,500
Ready to put your feet up,
Mr. Glomgold?

272
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,880
You call this
an ottoman?

273
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,460
It does not even
have my face on it.

274
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,500
Do it again!

275
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,330
( laughing )

276
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,710
In order to gain knowledge
from the Archives,

277
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:26,920
one must first
offer up knowledge.

278
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,880
Look, Quackfaster.

279
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,170
Normally I would be super-into
a mysterious conspiracy quest.

280
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,670
But couldn't you
at least give me

281
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:34,580
a tiny piece of
information on my mom?

282
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,120
Dewey, don't question
the ancient methods.

283
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,580
I'm just saying,

284
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,960
these are feeling a little
less like trials,

285
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,540
and a little more
like stalling.

286
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:45,330
It is not for us to understand
the ways of the Archives.

287
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,750
That is literally
your job.

288
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,540
I'm out.
She doesn't know anything.

289
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,620
No. None shall leave
once the Trials are undertaken.

290
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,920
There are those who would
destroy you for the knowledge
you seek.

291
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,920
( whispers )
Just like the mailman.

292
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,170
Who's gonna destroy me?
Scrooge? The government?

293
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,540
The Unicorn Illuminati?

294
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,920
- Me.
- Wait.
- What?!

295
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:11,000
GLOMGOLD: You expect me
to put my feet up on
my own face, you loons?

296
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,040
Do it again!

297
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,290
I used to hate this show,
but now, I kinda love it.

298
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,170
It's like every ottoman
tells a story.

299
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,580
Hey, you found it.

300
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,580
Great job... little buddy.

301
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:30,170
( shrieking )

302
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,380
If you can find me 3,000 gallons
of silver polish for cheaper,

303
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:37,330
I'd love to hear about it!

304
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,000
This is getting us nowhere.

305
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,960
If you won't make
your own cuts,

306
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,420
then we're forced to fire staff
at the Bin to save money.

307
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,790
The obvious choice
is the archivist.

308
00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,960
Fire Quackfaster?! Never!

309
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,210
For 50 years, that woman's
level-headedness

310
00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:53,210
has kept my archives
secure and orderly.

311
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,420
You disrespect the Archives,

312
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,750
you shall become
one with the Archives!

313
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,460
This isn't working.

314
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,000
Here. Knowledge is
the greatest weapon of all.

315
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,290
Fine. Quackfaster stays.

316
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:16,040
But Gyro is definitely
unnecessary.

317
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,750
Are you insane?!

318
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,790
Gyro Gearloose is
one of the most brilliant minds

319
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,210
of our time.

320
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,790
You miserable
piece of rust.

321
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,460
I am man,
you are machine.

322
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,000
Do as I command
or I will pull your plug.

323
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,880
Aaah! He's turned
against me.

324
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,420
He's sucking up
all the dimes. Help, help!

325
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,290
Oh.

326
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,880
If you're going to fire
all the employees,

327
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,420
why don't you just go ahead
and shut the whole Bin down?

328
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,710
You do have a perfectly
good office downtown.

329
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:53,880
Do you really need
a Money Bin?

330
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,960
I think we lost her.

331
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,880
Foolish child.

332
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,460
You do not know
what you think you know.

333
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,250
I don't know
anything,

334
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,290
and it's really
frustrating!

335
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,670
- Louie!
- Louie, over here.

336
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,080
( screams )

337
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,540
Uh, never mind.

338
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,290
Look, a distraction.

339
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:22,330
Lazy Tuesday
was an afternoon of TV.

340
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,750
Hard working
was giant robot attack.

341
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,080
Great life lesson, Scrooge.

342
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,380
No!

343
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,790
You are not evil.

344
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,830
You are good,
Lil' Bulb.

345
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,790
Good.

346
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,620
You cannot
get rid of the Bin.

347
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,830
You may think they're
crackpots and weirdos,

348
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,830
but they're the ones
who push innovation,

349
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:16,120
and creativity, and spur
this company ever forward.

350
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,330
Just a little malfunction.

351
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,000
Definitely not evil.

352
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Look, they're all mad as loons,
and if you fire them,

353
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,380
they're definitely
going to seek revenge.

354
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,000
All in favor of
keeping the Bin

355
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,210
and everyone in it
far away from our offices.

356
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,380
ALL: Aye!

357
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,540
No!!

358
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,750
Come on!

359
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,750
( panting )

360
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,420
No. No, no, no, no, no!

361
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,540
Mine, mine. Wait!
Wait, wait, mine!

362
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,790
Of course.

363
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,880
Book throw,
book throw.

364
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,330
Throwing books.

365
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,830
This is our last book.

366
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,290
Make it count.

367
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,000
What are you doing?

368
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,210
Don't come any closer,
or the book gets it.

369
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,580
I will crease
this corner, man,

370
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,000
so back off.

371
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,080
Tell me about
my mom.

372
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,960
Why don't you
see for yourself?

373
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,830
This is it.
This is it!

374
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,000
This is...

375
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,330
nothing.

376
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,000
Wait. I've seen
that number before.

377
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,080
Follow me.

378
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,080
Just a dime,
just a dime.

379
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,790
Oh, a quarter!
Wait, there it is.

380
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,460
Oh, I know
what went wrong.

381
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,290
This is a 75-watt bulb.

382
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,170
Lil' Bulb's only built
for 50.

383
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,620
Ha ha, he just went
a little mad with power.

384
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,420
Whoa, what the...

385
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,380
So you write me a check or...

386
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,000
( growls )

387
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,380
A pleasure as always.

388
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,880
I'll be in my office
if you need me.

389
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,710
Please don't need me.

390
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,750
I don't understand.

391
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,290
It should be here
somewhere.

392
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,620
Wait. These books.

393
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,120
They're all
out of order.

394
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,540
Quackfaster's a lot
of things, but
she's not sloppy.

395
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,380
QUACKFASTER:
Use your training.

396
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,500
The most valuable knowledge
must be learned.

397
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,920
Okay, how much of this
is about us doing
your work for you?

398
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,250
About 50%.

399
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,000
Curse me kilts!

400
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,040
Come on, come on,
you got this!

401
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,920
Oh, there you are.

402
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,960
( panting )
I can't catch my breath.

403
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,170
Don't be so dramatic.

404
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,960
A little work
never killed anybody.

405
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay, here goes.
Ow!

406
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,380
What is up
with this stupid library?

407
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,380
COMPUTER VOICE:
Duck family DNA recognized.

408
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,500
Wow!

409
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,080
Mom...

410
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,120
Why would this stuff
be hidden?

411
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,080
- I gotta show
Huey and Louie.
- Wait. What's this?

412
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,080
DEWEY: "Scrooge, I've taken
the Spear of Selene.

413
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,580
I'm sorry. Della."

414
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,120
Wait, what did she take?
Why is she sorry?

415
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,120
Did she betray
your Uncle Scrooge?

416
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,920
We can't tell anyone
about this until we
find out what it means.

417
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,080
I'm proud of you, lad.

418
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,080
You put in
a full day at the office.

419
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,040
I think you've
earned this.

420
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,170
You're giving me
your number-one dime?

421
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,040
It's not my lucky dime.

422
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,170
I never let my dime
out of my sight.

423
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,420
That was just a decoy.

424
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,250
I'm not an idiot.

425
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,880
This place is
full of lunatics.

426
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,040
A dime sure means more

427
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,960
when you have to work
for it, eh, lad?

428
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:24,000
Maybe I'll get my own
velvet pillow for this baby.

429
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,830
Oh, hold up.

430
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:32,170
Noooooo!!

431
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,120
Gyro creates robot.

432
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,750
Robot gains free will.

433
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,620
Robot turns on Gyro.

434
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:45,330
Gyro controls robot.

435
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:48,920
Gyro is robot.