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♪♪

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-(bagpipes playing)
-(Scrooge groaning)

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(Flintheart groaning)

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(intensified angry groaning)

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Are we going
to the store, or...

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Quiet. I'm in the middle
of a Vision Beast
battle of wills.

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So, it's
a staring contest?

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It's not just
a staring contest!

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It's a-- (gasps)

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Nice try, McDuck,

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but your family bickering

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will never get me
to look away, never!

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It's a staring contest.

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Excuse me, this area

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of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club

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is only for
our elite members,

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the crème de la crème,

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the finest ducks in Duckburg!

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(gasps) Is that--?

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Yup.

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Old guys, nice clubhouse
you've got here.

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Got a real "I'm so rich
I don't care how I look"
quality about it.

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-Rich peeps! I'm tagging us.
-(phone clicks)

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I'm sorry,
who are you?

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Seriously?
Mark Beaks?

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Founder and CEO
of Waddle?

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Soon-to-be newest addition
to the of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club, come on!

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-Meh!
-And creator

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of the newest tech innovation,
Project Tahdah!

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It's everything you think it is
and nothing you're expecting.

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I'll flip you my Peep deets
so you can follow my updates.

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I don't understand
half those words.

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Whoa, weird.

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I wouldn't have thought
you successful guys

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would be so behind
the times.

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Allow me to take you
to the future.

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(bagpipe remix playing)

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Remix!

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Pew! Pew pew pew pew!

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Pew a-roo!

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Wait for it.
Wait for it.

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Wait for it.
Wait for it!

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(beat drops)

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Ohh!

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That was Mark Beaks!

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He's right in there!

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Oh, man, I'm almost breathing
the same air as him.

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(sniffing)
Oh, ingenuity.

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Come on,
like I couldn't be

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a young, influential
business guy?

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(sighing laugh)

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What?

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Oh. Oh!

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You were serious?

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It's just you're more

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the crazy,
irresponsible, fun guy

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than the serious,
brilliant, successful guy.

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You don't know!

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At least I'm not the guy

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who just reads about people
who do stuff guy.

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I could be a bigger deal
than Beaks in three years, tops!

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(crashing, clinks)

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I'll pay for that
in three years.
I am very sorry.

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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪

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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪

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♪ It's a duck blur ♪

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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

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♪ Or rewrite history ♪

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♪ Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ D-d-danger lurks
behind you ♪

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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪

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♪ What to do,
just grab onto some Duck Tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good ♪

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♪ Not phony tales
nor cottontails ♪

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♪ They're Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪

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(heavy door opens)

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MARK: Keep making
dat money, y'all!

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See you in $2 million
and counting!

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Stuck up old money-duddies.

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Don't even have
a social media presence.

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Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey,
future astronaut president--

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Can you sign this?
You're my hero and a genius!

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Genius? You two, I like
how much you like me!

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That shows real smarts!

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Come by the offices
and I'll hook you up
with a tour.

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Maybe even
an after-school job?

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Pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew!

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Pew! Pew pew-pew!

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-You mean it?!
-Sure. Why not.

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Amazing sauce.
I'll text you.

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Internship
starts mañana!

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Ach... (grumbling)

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What, did you
say something?

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I was just grumbling.

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Well, do it louder.

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Then it's not grumbling!

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Gah, I hate this music.

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We've got to do something
about New Guy.

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I never had Lou's Pie.

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No, New Guy!

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Oh, agreed!
Let's get rid of him!

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Great. Now I want pie!

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(ding)

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Wait, no!

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Hah! See you
tomorrow, Flinty.

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(grunts)

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HUEY: Let's see.

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Can Do Attitude, check.

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Professional posture... check.

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Completed checklist, check.

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Wow, I can't believe
we get to be interns

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at Waddle for Mark Beaks!

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Yeah, I'm mostly doing it
to show off this bad boy.

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-What is that?
-Oh, this?

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It's my super serious
business briefcase.

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"What brilliant
business secrets

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is he hiding
in there?"

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Who knows?!

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You can't open
the lock, can you?

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Nope.

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Welcome to Waddle,

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where imagination
and innovation

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get married
and have babies!

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(beeps)

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Digital high-five app,

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so you never get
left hanging,

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or, you know,
have to touch anyone.

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Come, roll with Beaks.

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Here are
the high-impact trampolines,

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the low-impact trampolines,

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and, of course,
the no-impact trampolines.

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Those are fun.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Slides are the new stairs.

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Ha! That's actually
pretty cool!

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If, by cool, you mean
statistically proven

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to increase
employee productivity.

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Huh! This guy.

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Oh, before you ask,

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yeah, it's all
made of candy.

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You're welcome.

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Ooh, wow!

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Who knew work
could be so awesome?

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Mark Beaks did. Blamo!

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He talks the way
I want to live!

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Here are your official
Waddle trainee beanies.

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Congratulations, weenies!

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Oh, P.S., there's only space
for one intern,

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so one of you is going home
by the end of the day.

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Cool? Cool. Beaks out!

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One internship?!

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Well, hehe, you didn't
really want it anyway,

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so I'll just tell
Mr. Beaks to give it to me.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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Sliding my way to billions?

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Licking
other people's stuff?

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It's everything I never knew
I always wanted!

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I am in!

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This is about more
than just goofing around.

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Whee!

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You're doing it wrong.

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This is supposed to be
efficient, not fun.

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(unenthused) Whee.

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Ha! I'm about to be
a billionaire!

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And when Scrooge tries
to follow me online,

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I'll block him.

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Man, you are killing it
today, Beaks!

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GUARD (muffled): Sir,
you can't go in there!

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(blows landing, groaning)

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Stop right there!

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Ooh, neat!

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-(beeps)
-(groans)

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Mr. Beaks, allow me
to introduce myself.

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Falcon Graves, professional
corporate saboteur and--

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Professional is right, man!
That suit game is on point.

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(sighs) As I was saying,
unfortunately for you,

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I've been hired to steal
your coveted Project Tahdah.

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-(phone clicks)
-What are you doing?

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I'm just updating
my status to "hostage."

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Feel like this could be huge
for my online presence.

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Oh, uh, were you not done
with your speech?

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Get me to Research
& Development.

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Hey, let him go. Aah!

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Immediately.

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[techno music playing]

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Turn that nonsense off!

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I already tried.
It's impossible.

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[beeps]

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Well, how was I supposed
to know the "On" button

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and the "Off" button
were the same button?

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Did you sleep here
last night?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Who can sleep when you're
plotting against a nemesis?

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That cocky Mark Beaks
may be the only man I hate
as much as you!

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I know the feeling.

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So now I propose
we get rid of him.

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Do we really need
a slideshow?

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Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy.

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Leave the devious planning
to the professionals.

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You're in
my world now, McDuck.

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Yeah, all right.
Show me what you've got.

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No, you're actually
on my side of the room.

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Ooh, task lists!
This is a place of dreams!

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Oh, I don't know, Dewey,
this looks like

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a whole bunch of boring
business-guy tasks.

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You're not really equipped
to handle them, so...

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And lose this internship
to you? No way!

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This place
has free snow cones!

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Free snow cones!

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(beeps)

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(phone ringing)

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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold.

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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold. Please hold.

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-Waddle.
-DEWEY: Yup, yeah, no.
I totally get it.

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I hate talking
on the phone, too,

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so that's why
I kick my feet up,
I'm leaning back...

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Who are you talking to?

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Oh, uh...
Business-man-ning-ton-son?

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-(dial tone)
-Oh, you just missed him!

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Okay. One sandwich cut
diagonally with no crusts,

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no pickles, but yes
to pickles on the side,

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so you can decide
which pickles to use.

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I got pizza!
Everybody loves pizza!

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(chanting) New guy! New guy!

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But I'm also
the new guy...

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There's the high-impact
trampolines,

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the low-impact trampolines...

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Mr. Beaks, is the tour
really necessary?

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Listen, Graves,
if we're gonna keep

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this hostage stuff on the DL,
I gotta act natural.

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(louder) And naturally,

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I give tours
of my awesome company!

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Must I wear the hat?

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You bet. All trainees
gotta wear the hat,

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and you are
a trainee, right?

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Boop!

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Complimentary snow cone?

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Oops, you dropped it.
Here's another.

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How 'bout blueberry?

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Ah, good call, that one
stains your mouth forever.

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-Look, see? Ahh...
-You do realize

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you're in quite a lot
of danger right now.

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I know! I'm gonna be
trending online for days!

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Hostage selfie!

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Backup phones.

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(groans)

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Excuse me, Mr. Beaks.

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I just tagged
us together. 'Sup?

257
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,330
Mr. Beaks, here's
my completed, color-coded,

258
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,380
and categorized checklist.

259
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,120
I even made
some categories for--

260
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,920
I ordered
everybody pizza.

261
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,500
So who would you say
is in the lead
for the internship?

262
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,330
Oh, uh,
I guess you're tied.

263
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,580
-(techno music plays)
-Oh, mandatory dance break!

264
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,420
Whoo-whoo!

265
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,210
Pew pew! Chicka-pew!

266
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,540
And, lo, he shall pay
for his arrogance

267
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:32,620
as his world
crumbles around him

268
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,330
and Beaks will rue the day

269
00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:37,420
he heard the name
Flintheart Glomgold!

270
00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,460
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)

271
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,750
(startles)

272
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,290
Oh, and Scrooge McDuck,
I guess.

273
00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:45,250
(yawns)
Ooh, are you finished?

274
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,000
What? Every evil plot starts

275
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,540
with a "Declaration
of Hatred" speech.

276
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,170
Oh, you have
so much to learn.

277
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:55,790
Great. Now, can we talk
about the actual plan?

278
00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,580
I thought you'd never ask!

279
00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:00,170
I asked
several hours ago!

280
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,710
Behold.

281
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,710
Our scheme to destroy Beaks

282
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,960
begins with an invitation

283
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,920
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.

284
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,620
We'll tell him we're going,
but then we won't show!

285
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,750
First slam!

286
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,000
Seems unnecessary,

287
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,250
especially the part
about the yacht.

288
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,170
Emotionally devastated,
Beaks will seek solace

289
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,580
and drown his sorrows
at the buffet.

290
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,830
A yacht and a buffet
for one person?

291
00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,380
I'm not paying for that.

292
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,330
Fine. We'll use
my yacht.

293
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:30,080
Now, distracted
by delicious shrimp,

294
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,460
Beaks won't realize he's being
sailed into an active volcano,

295
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,960
where it'll get so hot

296
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,670
he'll jump
into the yacht's pool,

297
00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:40,170
which, unbeknownst to him,
will be filled with sharks!

298
00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,620
Where did
the sharks come from?

299
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,250
I've got a great shark guy.

300
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,420
Beaks will be so terrified
by the sharks,

301
00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,170
he'll forget
he's in a volcano

302
00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:50,120
and jump blindly
into the lava!

303
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,120
All while we watch
from a bridge above.

304
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,000
Wait, wait, I though
we wanted to boot him

305
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,540
out of our club,
not kill him!

306
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:59,040
Although you have tried
to kill me countless times,

307
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,620
which usually ends up
being more annoying
than deadly.

308
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,120
That's right,
I'm a genius.

309
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,460
Now, pay attention,

310
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,920
'cause this is where
it gets complicated.

311
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,250
Ooh...

312
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,120
♪♪

313
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,540
Listen, I got
your most important task yet.

314
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,830
Getting my 2:15 artisanal
cold-pressed coffee.

315
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,420
Now, I want
almond-infused foam,

316
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,790
not almonds in my foam.

317
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,620
Infused foam,
understood?

318
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,000
Coffee
with stuff, got it!

319
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,120
You don't even know
where it is!

320
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
-[both] Come on, come on...
-HUEY: Almost there.

321
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,210
Here's another
XL Waddle T-shirt,

322
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,330
a bunch of Waddle yo-yos,
and a Waddle jetpack.

323
00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:40,040
(whispers) Don't try it.
It's super broken.

324
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,580
(panting) Beaks,
coffee! Winner!

325
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,620
Oh, I-- ahem.
I'm sorry, why am I getting

326
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,290
my 2:15 coffee at 2:14?

327
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,080
I didn't get an email
about it moving up.

328
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,960
-Hello.
-Just take the coffee!

329
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,540
I didn't become
an almost-billionaire

330
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,670
by having coffee
at random times of the day

331
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,210
like some commoner!

332
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,540
There's an order to things,
my order, and I--

333
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:05,330
Mr. Beaks, I have
your 2:15 coffee
at exactly 2:15.

334
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:08,330
Ooh, yummy!
Man, things got real

335
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,500
for a second
back there, right?

336
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,580
How is this
not very real?

337
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one sec.

338
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,540
Kid, what's your name?

339
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,580
Huey, sir.

340
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,920
Ooh, don't love it.

341
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:25,750
How about brand-new Waddle
intern Huey!

342
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,080
Ha-ha!

343
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,580
Achieve dream. Check.

344
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:34,960
(huffs) Now, can we finally
get to Project Tahdah?

345
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,080
Whoa, is that
an ironically fancy briefcase

346
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,790
in my super-chill
work environment?

347
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,580
Uh... yes.

348
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,080
What's going on in there,

349
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,750
like, brilliant
business secrets?

350
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,080
You know it!

351
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,210
Very chill.
Oh, I like how you roll!

352
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:50,580
You are my new Vice President
of Fancy Business.

353
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,210
Intern, you report
to him now. Boom.

354
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,330
Beaks out!

355
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,580
-What?!
-Yes!

356
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,290
Faked it,
maked it!

357
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,710
I didn't even know this was
my life's dream until today.

358
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,960
But-- but-- how did I win
and still lose?

359
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,960
I worked so hard
and had so many
completed checklists.

360
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,620
Do you need me
to get a briefcase?

361
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,210
'Cause I can go get one
and then become

362
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:09,790
the Vice President
of Being Chill!

363
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,580
'Cause I'm chill.
I'm straight chilling.

364
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,040
Like a villain, even!

365
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,670
Oh, no, Huey's broken.

366
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,670
Or I could be Chief Manager
of Being Broken!

367
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,380
'Cause anyone
can just be anything!

368
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,670
Look at me, everybody,

369
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,790
now I'm the Duke
of Making a Mess!

370
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,040
(growling)

371
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,380
Watch out for the Duke!

372
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,920
Mr. Beaks,
is everything okay?

373
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,170
Uh, this again.
(cracks knuckles)

374
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,580
(blows landing, grunting)

375
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:36,920
Oh, I missed that last punch.

376
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,670
Could you prop him back up
and do it again?

377
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,620
No more games.
You're all my captives now.

378
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,580
You, Vice President,
take me to Project Tahdah!

379
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,250
Yes, of course. Sure.

380
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,960
Um...

381
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,000
Seriously?
It's that way.

382
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,750
It's that way.
Of course it's that way.

383
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,830
Sorry, it's my first day,
but, eh, let's go this way.

384
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,500
Huh!

385
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,710
Welcome to the cutting edge
of the latest technology.

386
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,120
See that in the air?
What is that?

387
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,120
It's called magic!

388
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,830
Open the vault!

389
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,040
-Now!
-Ugh, fine! I'll

390
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,710
(imitating Graves) "finally
take you to Project Tahdah."

391
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:16,710
Blech! Ugh.

392
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,330
-(beeping)
-(tumblers clicking)

393
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,000
Menacing man,
small children,

394
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,040
prepare yourselves
for my greatest invention.

395
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,460
(whirring)

396
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,710
What? Nothing?

397
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:34,880
Everything you think it is,
and nothing you're expecting!

398
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,830
You got
the nothing part right.

399
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,080
So, Project Tahdah
is a hoax?

400
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,000
Tahdah!

401
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,790
I build hype
for a fake product,

402
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,460
everyone invests
in my company,

403
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,670
kablam, I'm a billionaire!

404
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,500
This is ridiculous.
I'm calling my employer.

405
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,710
-(dialing)
-(ringing)

406
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,880
Go for Beaks.

407
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,830
(growls)

408
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,710
You've got to be kidding me!

409
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,000
Why would you hire me to steal
something that doesn't exist?

410
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,120
So he gets to say
Project Tahdah was stolen,

411
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,580
but he still keeps
the money!

412
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,170
See? Fancy Business
gets it.

413
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:09,170
Why actually put in
the hard work
of inventing something

414
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,750
when I can just tell
everybody I did?

415
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,120
Fake it till you
make it, right?

416
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,290
(chimes)

417
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,710
And become a billionaire!

418
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,040
Ba-bam!
Just crossed the mark.

419
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,710
Aw, count them zeroes!

420
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,120
One, two, three,
four, five--

421
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,710
Bah, I'm bored.
You get it.

422
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,790
And it's all thanks
to you, bud.

423
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,790
Get over here,
Selfington!

424
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,290
(growls)

425
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,830
I can't believe
I looked up to you.

426
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,080
You and your whole company
are as fake as Project Tahdah.

427
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,380
Maybe, but the money
and the buzz

428
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,380
are very, very real.

429
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,250
I just got
so many followers!

430
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,920
-Pah!
-Gravesy, there's a helicopter

431
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,880
waiting for you
on the roof.

432
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,040
You know what?
Keep the beanie.

433
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,830
I do not like being lied to!

434
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh, this is fun.
Where we going?

435
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,710
To the roof...

436
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,830
So I can toss you off it!

437
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,080
Oh! Mwah, mwah, mwah.

438
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,620
Who loves being a pawn
in my twisted evil plots?

439
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,920
You! Yes, you do!

440
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,500
Why on earth should
we ever need this?

441
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,460
Well, how else is Beaks
going to know

442
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,250
he's at the Annual
Carrot Festival?!

443
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,170
You clearly didn't
understand the plan.

444
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,420
Let's start
from the beginning.

445
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,750
-Behold, our--
-No!

446
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,460
"Backstabbing Scrooge,
version 3..."

447
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,580
What's this?

448
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,040
Oh, i-it's nothing.

449
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,960
This whole thing
is a trap for me, isn't it?

450
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,920
What?! No...

451
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,120
Of course not.

452
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,670
Your new best friend
would never...

453
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,750
No, stay right there.

454
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,120
Uh, heh, thank goodness
you moved at the last minute,

455
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,920
or you would've been
destroyed by the axe.

456
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,000
How long have you
been planning that one?

457
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,790
More than six months?

458
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,120
I don't want to say.

459
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,460
I can't believe
I wasted a whole day

460
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,500
obsessing over someone
I don't like,

461
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,120
and it nearly
got me killed!

462
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,670
Who am I, you? Ugh!

463
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,330
Have fun
with your new nemesis.

464
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,920
I'm gonna go beat you both

465
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,830
by actually being
a better billionaire.

466
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,500
(techno music plays)

467
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,960
BEAKS (narrating): "Help.
Project Tahdah was stolen

468
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,710
and now I'm going
to be tossed off the roof."

469
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,580
Oh, should I add a sad face,
or is that too much?

470
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,040
(growls)

471
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,460
Oh, ground.

472
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,830
Dude, not cool!

473
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,830
-That's my last backup phone!
-Yes!

474
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:34,080
(exclamations
from Beaks and Graves)

475
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,920
We've gotta save Beaks.

476
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,210
Right? I mean,
he's the worst,

477
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,880
but it's
the right thing to do.

478
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,290
Why? I'm sure
your biggest,
favorite friend

479
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,880
will just fake
his way through it
like everything else.

480
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,830
Okay, first off,
that's not what BFF stands for.

481
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,830
And secondly, guys like him,
guys like me,

482
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,210
we have to put on
a show and fake it

483
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:56,080
because smart guys like you
are so good at making it.

484
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,830
We don't need this.

485
00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:00,290
What we need
is a checklist.

486
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,040
In fact, here's a checklist
for how to get through this.

487
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,790
One, get a plan.
Two, ask Huey for a plan.

488
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,380
Three, do you have
a plan yet?

489
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,830
'Cause honestly I don't know
how checklists work!

490
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,210
I got it.

491
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,830
HUEY: Hey, Graves,
over here!

492
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,000
DEWEY: Wha?!

493
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,210
This is dumb.
I hate this plan.

494
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,000
Ha-ha, I win!
Oh, gross!

495
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,710
Your dumb fingerprints
smudged my screen.

496
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,580
(huffs)

497
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,080
Now, go be Dewey.

498
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,040
Aaah!

499
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,920
Take this!

500
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,330
And all of these!

501
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,620
(grunting)

502
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,790
Time out!

503
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,500
We have to take off
these stupid hats.

504
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,580
It's humiliating.

505
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,040
Tight end!

506
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,460
Nyah!

507
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,000
Dewey, whatever you do,

508
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,830
do not tell Graves
what's in the briefcase!

509
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,000
What is in the briefcase?

510
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,960
Oh, this briefcase?

511
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,380
Just a bunch of fancy business
secrets, very hush-hush.

512
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,420
You see the lock?

513
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,500
Give me that.

514
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,830
What's the code?

515
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,960
-Try 1111.
-No.

516
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,920
-Mmkay, 2222?
-No.

517
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,790
Right,
of course not. 3333.

518
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,380
Oh, now you're
just guessing.

519
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,040
Have you tried
the factory default?

520
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,880
Of course I have--
Oh...kay.

521
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,500
(slowed-down scream)

522
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,000
Doink. Ah.

523
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,710
Oh, that's it, I'm done!

524
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:28,040
And I'm untagging myself
from all those photos!

525
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,380
(laughs) That's
gotta be $20 million!

526
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,290
Where did you get
a briefcase full of money?

527
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,620
Next to the suit of armor
in the Billionaires' Club.

528
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,170
That place needs
better security.

529
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,170
'Sup over here?

530
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,040
Uh, we saved your life.

531
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,250
Right. Hey, so obviously
I have to fire you guys

532
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,120
because you know the secret
of Project Tahdah,

533
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,290
and if you tell anybody
I'll just say you're lying

534
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,670
because you're mad I
fired you. Cool? Cool-cool.

535
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:54,120
"My face looks
like a butt."

536
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120
And... sent.

537
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,250
Seriously, that's
your big plan?

538
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,330
Who even cares
about what--

539
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,040
It already has 1,000 likes!

540
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,960
What? No! No!
I can't delete it now!

541
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,330
Give it back!
Give it back!

542
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,670
(opera aria plays)

543
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:14,710
(slowed-down scream)

544
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:35,080
Hah! Me and my phone
are fine!

545
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,420
(laughs) We totally crushed
that fall!

546
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,540
Aw, man!

547
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,250
Letter for billionaire
Mark Beaks.

548
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,330
Aha, that's me!

549
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,830
Oh, an invite
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.

550
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:54,080
Awesometown,
population Beaks.

551
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,790
I still get to be
a Duckburg billionaire.

552
00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,960
And everything
that comes with it.

553
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,040
Get the sharks ready.

554
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,000
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)