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¶¶
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OK. Being grounded forever
isn't so bad.
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I got my phone. My phone
is also a TV, which is nice.
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Hi, Louie.
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You're super-grounded,
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so I blocked
your phone's signal
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and replaced all your videos
with this lecture on ethics.
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Way ahead of you.
Thank you, Huey...
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Nice try. The dictionary
defines "grounding" as...
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Aw, man!
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[Scrooge]
Hurry up, kids!
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Adventure calls
and I've got a bet to win.
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Well, at least I can skip out
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on another
insanely dangerous adven--
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Wait. Hobo bindles?
Cans of beans?
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-[humming]
-A carefree attitude?!
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They are not--
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[grunts] Uncle Scrooge,
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your bet with Glomgold
is over in two days.
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You clearly have
more money than he does.
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Doesn't this seem,
I don't know... mean?
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I didn't come this far
by not hunting for treasure.
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So to guarantee my victory,
we are going after
the Hobo King's Ruby Bindle.
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We're going where
there's Cherry Pep springs
and the con man sings?!
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Where the gold geyser spews
cash just for youse!
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Where all your laziest,
schemeiest dreams come true...
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You're heading to
Big Rock Candy Mountain?!
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Oh, I am going.
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No, you are still grounded.
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What?! No! What?!
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Uh... come on, kids,
let's finish packing.
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Big Rock Candy Mountain
is the laziest quest
of all time! It's my dream!
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Your last dream made you
take treasure from the past
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which almost destroyed time,
space and your family!
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Now, to your room.
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You can come out
when you learn
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that no good ever came
from cockamamie schemes.
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Ready.
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Aim.
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Glom-go!
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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-[groans]
-[groans]
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Flintheart.
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You're trespassin'.
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Get him outta here.
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Wait!
I'm not here to rob you.
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I'm here to recruit you.
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The Beagle Boys ain't for sale.
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I'm not looking for a henchman.
I'm looking for a family.
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-What?
-Huh?
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Because family
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is the greatest scheme of all.
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[laughs]
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[music playing]
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¶ Life is like
An evil scheme ¶
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¶ Here on GlomTales ¶
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¶ Sharks and bombs
And Scrooge's screams ¶
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¶ It cannae Glom-fail ¶
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¶ Cannae top my grand plan ¶
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¶ To beat that Scotsman ¶
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¶ GlomTales ¶
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¶ Technically
I'm Scottish as well ¶
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¶ GlomTales ¶
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¶ Uh... Scrooge stinks
Scrooge stinks ¶
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¶ Scrooge stinks
Scrooge stinks ¶
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¶ GlomTales! ¶
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¶ What's next? Oh, yeah ¶
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¶ C-C-CG, it's so fancy ¶
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¶ Once Scrooge sees this
There's no chance ¶
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¶ He can compete with
The glory of GlomTales! ¶
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¶ Bravest, strongest
And most modest ¶
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¶ GlomTales! ¶
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¶ OK, we ran out of budget ¶
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¶ But kids six to ten
Will love it ¶
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¶ GlomTales! ¶
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[groans]
I finally figured out why
I keep losing to Scrooge.
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You're a moron? Your plans
are terrible? He's smarter
and stronger and craftier and--
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Wrong! It's his family!
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He's got a whole team
who work harder and cheaper
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because they, I don't know,
"love him"? [groans]
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So I'm getting together
a team--
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no, a family--
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capable of wiping out
Scrooge and his whole brood!
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Why, together,
we should be able to take
them down in two days, tops!
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Right now I need nephews
and a Beakley.
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Please, Ma,
let us keep him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Burger's right.
We could use a strong
male figure in our lives.
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-[groans]
-"Two days," huh?
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This ain't about family,
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this is about your stupid bet
with Scrooge, ain't it?
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You dug your own grave,
Glomgold, it's time
you lay in it.
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No, please!
I cannae... I cannae...
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Spit it out!
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I cannae beat Scrooge McDuck,
all right?!
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I'm gonna lose everything.
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I've spent my whole life
trying to best him,
but I cannae.
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None of us can.
On our own.
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But if we work together
to destroy him and his family
before the bet is over,
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it all goes to us.
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Everything Scrooge owns,
including--
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The deed to Duckburg.
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Which I could share
with my family.
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[all laugh]
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Attention, boys!
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We're gettin' Duckburg back
thanks to your new pa!
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[all cheer]
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[whispers] I, uh,
actually only need three.
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Never mind.
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[all] Aww!
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Bye, family!
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I'm very sad I'm missing
my dream vacation
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and definitely not gonna
scheme my way
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to Big Rock Candy Mountain
before you! [laughs]
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Yeah, right.
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Scheme detected.
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-Hey! What the--?
-Scheme detected.
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Scheme detected.
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Hi, sweetie!
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I thought you might try to worm
your way out of being grounded,
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so I had Gyro program
the DT-87 to babysit you.
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And to stop you from scheming.
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Hopefully it doesn't turn evil.
Love you!
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Wow, DT,
new screen looks great.
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Listen, I wanna know the rules
here so I can follow them.
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What is considered a "scheme"?
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Is it different from
a plan or a plot?
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Where do you come down
on ruses?
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[robot sounds]
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Exactly.
We need clarification.
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So I'll just pop over
to Big Rock Candy Mountain
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to ask my mom for
a clear definition.
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Yup, just so that we're
all on the same page, ya know.
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Request denied.
Scheme detected.
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-What?!
-Scheme detected.
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( screaming )
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Oh, come on! That was
a playful deception at best!
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[Mark Beaks]
I don't know, G-gold.
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What don't you know?
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We team up to take down
Scrooge and his family.
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The drawings are very clear.
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Yeah, I don't really take down,
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I build... my rep!
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Check it. My own
online currency:
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-B-B-B-B-Beakscoin!
-[gasps]
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It is worth more than every
dollar in the world combined.
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Tell us where it is!
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It's in the cloud.
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-[grunts]
-[screams]
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This is a waste of time.
Let's roll.
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But we need him
to fight Gyro's
technological doohickery.
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Then manipulate him.
Works like a charm on my kids.
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Beaks isn't a real threat
anyway.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, right! Fine. Uh, yes.
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What kind of weak,
nonthreatening hack
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would rely on technology
to defeat Scrooge?
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Excuse you?
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Technology is the jam! Oh!
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I can wipe out your past,
your future,
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your entire existence
with a swipe of my finger.
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Because I am the future,
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and, yes, bro-sephus
and bro-sephine,
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I am Scrooge's downfall!
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I am Mark Beaks!
[laughs]
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Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
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I am in.
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Welcome to the family.
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[screams]
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[Louie's voice]
[snoring] Snoring.
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[snoring] No need to check.
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[snoring] Snoring.
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[snoring]
Definitely snoring.
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Scheme detected.
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[Louie's voice]
Fine, you caught me.
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Look, I feel terrible.
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I deserve to stay here
in the dark
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to think about my actions.
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Yes!
Classic Double Dummy Fake-Out.
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[robotic voice]
And I am also a fake.
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[screams]
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[groans]
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[screams]
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Why are we here?!
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We need a pilot!
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You could've
just hired one!
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With that kind
of small thinking,
we'll never beat Scrooge!
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[muttering]
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[all scream]
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[screams]
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[whimpering]
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So you seek the assistance
of the charismatic corsair,
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the resplendent privateer, the--
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Uh, can we move this along?
We're kind of on a deadline.
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Join us and we'll give you
the vengeance that you crave.
[screams]
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[groans]
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Everyone take five.
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Uh-oh.
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I will join!
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But I, Don Karnage,
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must be the one
to strike our foe down!
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No way. I've got dibs
on destroying Scrooge.
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It's my whole thing.
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Scrooge? No, no, no, no.
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I want Dewey Duck!
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-Uh, which one's Dewey?
-The blue one.
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The one who dared
steal the spotlight
from Don Karn--
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Sure. Fine. Whatever.
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Can I also sing as well?
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[all] No.
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-But I can destroy Dewey Duck?
-Yes.
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-[laughs]
-[laughs] Now we're ready.
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Family!
Set a course for McDuck Manor!
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The moment of reckoning
is at hand for--
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Wait. Who is that
under your thumb?
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The whole world will be
under my thumb when I--
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Oh.
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Ah! I forgot to get a Webby.
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[Big Time]
But we need a Webby.
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We can't take on Scrooge
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without a freakishly
strong wildcard.
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Ooh, you know
what might be fun?
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No. Absolutely not.
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She is Scrooge's
greatest enemy.
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[gasps] How dare you?!
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We don't need her.
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As head of this family,
what I say goes!
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Family vote.
All in favor?
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Fine.
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Let's go get Magica De Spell.
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Behold!
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In my wand lies the strength
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to fracture the cosmos!
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I will make the world tremble
at my slightest scowl!
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Oh! I want
a doggy balloon!
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Here's a snake.
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Once I re-harness my powers,
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I'll turn you all into snakes.
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-What?
-Happy birthday.
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[party horn blows]
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Why do we want her?
She's lost most of her powers.
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Perhaps it is a ruse.
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Perhaps she's biding her time
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before striking down
her unsuspecting victims!
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[sneezes]
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-She's a queen.
-Oh, man, she's good.
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Oh, maybe you'd rather not
destroy Scrooge and lose
all your money to him instead?
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Ugh. Fine.
I'll go talk to her.
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[man]
Two, three, four!
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¶ Happy happy birthday
Look how much you've grown ¶
253
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,124
¶ It's a happy happy birthday
'Cause now you're in the zone ¶
254
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:30,428
The Fun Zone!
[laughs]
255
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,297
[party horn honks]
256
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,770
[whispers]
This is me pretending to talk.
257
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,739
I hate Scrooge
more than you ever could.
258
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,307
Peas and carrots.
Peas and carrots.
259
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,376
Peas and carrots.
Vegetables.
260
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:50,181
Sorry, guys, Magica said
she's not interested!
261
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,250
-[screams]
-Not interested in what?
262
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,619
-[applause]
-Nothing.
263
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,255
You're obviously
very busy here.
264
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,257
Just all of
Scrooge's enemies--
265
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:02,427
lead by his
greatest rival, me--
are teaming up to--
266
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,164
Take out his family
and get our grim vengeance
on Clan McDuck!
267
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,034
And then we shall return here
and declare war
268
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:14,773
against the day manager
and all children with birthdays!
269
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,842
De Spell, what did we say
270
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,880
about declaring magical war
on children? [laughs]
271
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,382
Not to.
272
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,286
[party horn honks]
273
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,057
I could not be more in.
274
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,994
[Glomgold]
Ah, blind, petty revenge...
275
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,996
That's what family's all about.
276
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,900
Speaking of family,
let's go end Scrooge's.
277
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:46,571
[all laugh]
278
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:50,041
You guys, our family is awesome!
279
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,743
Help! DT-87!
280
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,312
Louie tricked me into
this closet and took my place!
281
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,413
DT-87!
282
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,581
[clears throat] Mi mi mi mi.
283
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,149
[as Huey]
DT-87!
284
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,184
The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook
states--"
285
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,652
[normal voice]
There it is.
286
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,854
[as Huey]
DT-87! It's me, Huey!
287
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,323
Incoming call from Huey.
288
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,025
Hey, Louie, cool hat.
289
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,094
Thanks a lot, Huey.
290
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,595
You would love this place!
291
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,030
-[grunting]
-We're floating up a river
292
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,265
of fresh natural spring Pep!
293
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,235
What?! Really?!
Describe the flavor to me
in intimate detail!
294
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,605
Describe nothing,
he hasn't earned it!
295
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:24,109
[gasps] It's the Hobo King
on a gold silk reclining throne!
296
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,877
He's glorious!
297
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,579
Just turn the camera
slightly to the right!
298
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,013
[beeps]
299
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,615
Oh, it's not fair!
300
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,217
What is so wrong
with an innocent scheme?
301
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,052
Accessing footage.
302
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,588
Ethics is concerned
with how your actions
303
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,723
negatively affect
those around you.
304
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,125
Duh.
305
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,259
[sighs] Look,
306
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,261
your plans, your schemes,
307
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,197
they only lead to bad things
for your family.
308
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,067
If you want to be
a part of this family,
309
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,102
you've gotta stop.
310
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,470
[sighs]
311
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,574
This is the one thing
I'm good at.
312
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,676
Why can't you see?
313
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,796
All right, hot shot,
you got everybody.
Now what do we do?
314
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,298
What our family does best.
315
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233
Destroy his.
316
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,105
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]
317
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,040
[klaxon sounds]
318
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,314
[both grunt]
319
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,316
[groans]
320
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,187
Scheme detected.
Scheme detected.
321
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,289
Scheme detected.
Scheme--
322
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,257
Scheme detect--
detected...
323
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,359
Must call Gizmoduck!
Must call the military!
324
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,961
Must call anybody!
325
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,663
[Mark Beaks' voice]
Doo-doo-doo!
326
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,598
We're sorry, the number
you're trying to reach
327
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,366
has been blocked 'cause
we're invading your house!
328
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,268
All right, see ya in a sec,
'K, thanks, bye!
329
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,475
[grunts]
330
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,476
[gasps]
331
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,544
Hmph.
332
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,148
Get out!
333
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,350
A demon butler! How quaint!
334
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,352
Would you like to take
my coat, shawl,
335
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,456
or ghost-banishing amulet? Ha!
336
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,292
[screams] No!
337
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,735
Daddy's home.
338
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,738
-[laughs]
-Oh, no!
339
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,839
Magica De Spell!
340
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,141
Huh? [groans]
341
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,410
We've come for McDuck
and family.
342
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,046
So, uh,
are the others here?
343
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,182
N-no. They're all gone.
344
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,417
Oh. I see.
345
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,253
Family meeting!
[screams]
346
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,687
[knuckles crack]
347
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,189
Unbelievable.
348
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,157
You didn't even check
if they were home?!
349
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,059
Don't start with me,
Katherine!
350
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,361
Dewey's not even here?!
351
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,729
But this one
means nothing to me!
352
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,063
Look, we're here.
353
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,531
Why don't we
annihilate the green one
354
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,766
as sort of a warm-up?
355
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,001
And then what?
356
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,836
What was your scheme
here, exactly?
357
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,938
-Just show up and fight?
-Of course not.
358
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,841
I'm sure Flintheart
had a perfectly good plan and--
359
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,342
[sighs]
360
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,679
My scheme was to bring us
all together, like a family!
361
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,115
And then our family
destroys his family!
362
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,083
How is that not a plan?
363
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,451
-Is this the plan?
-Of all the absurd...
364
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:24,522
A good scheme is like a family.
365
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:28,459
It can be big, complicated,
frustrating,
366
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,896
and people may not
always understand it.
367
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,099
But when the individual parts
come together,
368
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,635
they can achieve
the impossible.
369
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:42,807
And a family united
is the finest scheme of all.
370
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,309
[sobbing]
371
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,110
Who cares?!
372
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,912
In half an hour,
McDuck's gonna win the bet
373
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,881
and become twice
as rich and powerful.
374
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,749
All those resources.
375
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,251
All those
magical artifacts.
376
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,486
None of us will be able
to destroy him.
377
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,622
He will become...
untouchable.
378
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,290
What do we do now, new Pa?
379
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,828
Uh, even if I lose my fortune,
we can still kill McDuck!
380
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,297
Well then, your fortune
goes to his family.
381
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,099
Then we'll destroy
his whole family!
382
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:12,737
[laughs]
383
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,738
[bell dings]
384
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,939
I know how you can win the bet,
385
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,541
but I want in.
386
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,614
Mr. McDuck, I believe
congratulations are in order.
387
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,283
Why thank you, Owlson.
388
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,285
We're looking forward
to having you on the team.
389
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,288
Obviously I'm upset
that I'll be forced
390
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,291
to work with a successful,
competent businessman
391
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,527
who can make all
my business dreams come true!
392
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:40,331
Very sad day.
It's a very sad day.
393
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,934
Where is Flinty anyway?
394
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:47,005
I'm gonna head to the mansion
to give Louie his hobo souvenir.
I'm worried about him.
395
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,842
The DT-87 hasn't reported
a single scheme in 24 hours.
Everything's fine.
396
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,909
[both grunt]
397
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,911
[gasps]
398
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:58,149
Not so fast, McDuck!
399
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,351
I knew
this day would come.
400
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,687
Magica's grand revenge.
401
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,690
I'm clearly standing in front!
402
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,366
Lo, our moment is at hand.
403
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,802
For years I schemed alone.
404
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:22,073
Now I've added a family's
strength to my grand vision.
405
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:26,077
Scrooge will bow
before Clan Glomgold!
406
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,047
And then cower
before Magica De Spell,
407
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,316
whose hatred is unbound
by time and space!
408
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,684
Your time is up, McDuck!
409
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,487
The mighty Beagleburg
will rise again!
410
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:41,592
For a new day is on the horizon,
and it belongs to those
with a superior intellect!
411
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,261
AKA me!
412
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,898
And I, the supreme ruler
of the skies, Don Karnage,
413
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,235
seeks not Scrooge, but his
nefarious nephew Dewey Duck!
414
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,238
-You'll rue the day!
-The universe shall be mine!
415
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,274
¶ I'm comin' for you
You duck in blue! ¶
416
00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:00,044
Hey! We can't all make
declarations of hatred
at the same time!
417
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,280
And the name of vengeance
shall be Glomgold! Hey!
418
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,782
Wait! Not yet!
419
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,553
-[grunting]
-[groaning]
420
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,355
[screams] It's not my fault
that I'm a better showman!
421
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,226
I surrender! Where's Gyro?
422
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,727
I'm supposed to be
fighting Gyro!
423
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,063
[grunting]
424
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,131
[groans]
425
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,569
Outta my way. McDuck is mine!
426
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,437
[grunts]
I never promised that!
427
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,172
[both grunting]
428
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,311
Fine. We'll split him.
But I get the top half.
429
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,546
No! That's the part
that screams!
430
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,647
[screams]
431
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,282
[panting]
432
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,718
-[screams]
-Not so fast!
433
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,221
You "not so fast"!
I'm the fastest!
434
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,156
[Louie]
Hey! Everybody knock it off!
435
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,458
[all] Louie?!
436
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,293
This is not the plan!
437
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,195
[all] Louie!
438
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,333
Lad, are you... helping them?
439
00:18:55,335 --> 00:19:00,104
That's right, Scrooge.
You didn't win the bet. I did!
440
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,272
[all]
Wait, what?!
441
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,774
It was I, Flintheart Glomgold,
442
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,777
who convinced
all the other villains
to band together!
443
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,013
And it was I, Louie Duck,
who convinced them
444
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,249
to hand their resources
over to Glomgold.
445
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,784
Combined, they actually have
more money than you.
446
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,187
I saved your lives, but...
447
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,864
Glomgold wins the bet.
448
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,432
[bell dings]
449
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,434
B-less me bagpipes...
450
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,338
I did it. I won the bet
and your company!
451
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,608
With a scheme sorted out
by your own nephew!
452
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:41,212
Or should I say,
my new partner!
453
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,713
[gasps]
454
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,515
And now that I have your money
455
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,384
-and your money...
-Hey!
456
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,187
I don't need any of you!
457
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,655
[spits]
458
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,657
I am the richest duck
in the world!
459
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:57,195
I am unstoppable!
I am Flintheart Glomgold!
460
00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,464
[laughs]
461
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,367
[laughs] Yup.
462
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,336
Flintheart Glomgold won.
463
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,338
His name is on
all the paperwork.
464
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:11,375
Only your name's not really
Flintheart Glomgold. It's...
465
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,744
[Scrooge and Glomgold]
Duke Baloney.
466
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,547
"Flintheart Glomgold"
is a fake identity,
467
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,183
so all your money,
all your money,
468
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,385
and all your money
goes to your new partner
469
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,020
who is...
470
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,256
Hold on one sec,
just let me check right here.
471
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,257
Oh, right.
472
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,592
Me.
473
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,027
Always read the fine print.
474
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,162
Trademark Louie Duck.
475
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,097
What?!
But that was my scheme!
476
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,999
I got the family together!
477
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,603
I was gonna steal
their money from them
after I won! I--
478
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,604
[growling]
479
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,038
--can explain.
480
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,340
Let me get this straight.
481
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,842
You stole
all of our fortunes,
482
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,112
and then lost it all
to a child?!
483
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,383
I wish I never had a new Pa!
[crying]
484
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,884
[groans]
485
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,787
You scarred him for life!
That's my job!
486
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,689
[grunts, screams]
487
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,224
[grunts]
How could you betray us
488
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,127
after such a dramatic speech
about family?
489
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,263
[both grunting]
490
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,098
Face Punch App! Punch,
punch, punch, punch, punch!
491
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,299
Ow! Ah. It was in selfie mode.
492
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,201
You've made a powerful enemy!
493
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,638
I have enough hate in my heart
for two Scottish billionaires!
494
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,939
Should we do something?
495
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,741
[screams]
496
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,376
Eh, it'll take care of itself.
497
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,281
[grunts]
498
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,348
[screams]
499
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,520
Curse you, everyone!
500
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,629
Mom, I know I messed up before,
501
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,565
but seeing all the angles
is what I'm good at.
502
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,671
OK, but you need to take care
to not hurt the ones you love.
503
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,573
And I'll be here to help you
see the angles you can't.
504
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,143
Now all you have to do
505
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,145
is turn the new company
over to Scrooge
506
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,013
and everything
will go back to normal.
507
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,617
[Scrooge] Louie.
508
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,318
Louie?
509
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,553
Hmm...
510
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,157
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