[ ducktales instrumental theme plays]
whoo-hoo!
[squeals]
-oh! -[giggles]
could I get a large cup for water?
-[gasps] that's not water. -Learned from the best.
Whee!
My very own birthday at funso's!
How many coupons did you have saved up, uncle scrooge?
Oh, er. Well, I--
he actually paid full price.
-[gasps] -[grunts]
don't forget your party hat!
We've got a few no-shows who didn't rsvp,
but the area's free of beagles,
sorceresses, and glomgolds in disguise,
so we should be good... For a very normal party.
[grunts]
ah, looks like I win.
Well, dag! Guess you hit the jackpot, too, don.
Donald, allow me to bequeath you a bon voyage gift.
May it help you pick up tiny items on your journey.
-Journey? -Oh, he must be confused.
Crazy cousin fethry...
Oh, so you're not leaving with your lady love to sail the ocean blue?
And it won't just be the two of you on the houseboat,
far away from your family which I'm not supposed to tell dell-
uh, what? You're leaving?
-[gagging] -well, I, uh...
We thought we'd have our own little adventure.
-That's great! I'm very happy for you both! -[groaning]
hey, look, twenty dollars!
Over there, far away from awkward family drama.
This is nerve-racking. Panic-inducing.
Positively hyper-ventilitory.
Where is gandra? Has she been taken by fowl?
I haven't been able to contact her for weeks.
Don't worry. I'm sure her phone just ran out of battery
and when she went back to the office to get the charger,
the evil organization she works for captured her. Happens all the time.
Fear not, fenton. You can count on your closest compatriots
to succeed where that absentee avenger
gizmoduck has failed.
Oh, I'm sure gizmoduck--
isn't even here in your hour of need.
Ugh! How frustrating for you.
Mm-hmm.
We're on a schedule! Hold onto your hats.
It's almost time for... Cake!
Once we have cake, there's no turning back.
Our family tamed the untamable bunyip of bundabird.
Two-stepped through the tomb of the tarentella-rantulas.
I think we can handle a little... Cake.
[suspenseful music]
scrooge's entire family?
What in odd's bodkins are they doing here?!
They can't fool old pepper with decorative crepe paper.
Something strange is going on...
Yeah!
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry?
No real party has that kinda variety.
It's a cover-up!
♪ there's a lot of ways you can sing happy birthday ♪
♪ so today we're gonna play it in a new way ♪
♪ it's la multi ani if you're romanian ♪
♪ feliz cumpleaños to the panamanians ♪
♪ in french if you care say bon anniversaire ♪
♪ there's people having birthdays ♪
♪ everywhere! ♪
hm. What say you, bradford?
I say we're a step away from victory.
It's time... For "the last adventure."
[cackling]
no! No maniacal laughter. We are not common villains.
No, of course not.
[chuckles] activate the heron protocols!
♪ no matter how you say it ♪
♪ if you can start to spray it♪
♪ we hope your birthday's great! ♪
but-- cake!
[laughs and cheers]
[grunts]
[gasps] my theory was right!
Wait a second, where are we?
Did you guys pay full price to throw me a fake party
as an excuse for a surprise spy raid?
Happy birthday, webby!
[sighs] I have the best family.
[screams]
party hats off, people.
This place seems familiar...
Halt! Oh, uh, sorry, wingy.
Look who finally decided to show up!
No gift, I see.
How'd you score a map of fowl's secret headquarters?
Launchpad's been talking in his sleep lately...
-In a british accent for some reason. -Uh?
I used the jwg chapter on dream analysis
to determine his warnings were actually detailed descriptions
of fowl's real life secret lair!
That's the woodchuck spirit, lad!
Now let's take down those fiendish fowl foes!
-Unless you had somewhere else to be...? -[scoffs]
time to divide and conquer.
Scrooge's team will retrieve the missing mysteries,
while my team will capture fowl.
Everyone keep on your toes.
Okay, now we turn at--
ew. Why is this part of the map all wet?
My head sweats when I'm nervous.
That's why I don't wear hats, okay?
No need to worry.
We can find our own way
they probably don't even know we're--
[computer voice] welcome intruders.
This base will explode in t-minus five minutes.
You are doomed. Muah-hah-hah-hah.
- Abort mission! -No, beakley!
We're so close!
Wait, I know why this place looks familiar.
It's the last level from my favorite video game, double-o-duck.
Fowl must love that game, too! I can lead us there!
Wait, this can't really be the plan we're going with, right?
Okay, the jail cells are here, the security room's there,
and I remember henchmen coming out of a door right...
-There! -You guys gotta get outta--! [grunts]
bless me bagpipes. Lead the way, dewey.
[gasps] come with me if you want dew live!
Okay, that one was a stretch but I made it up fast.
[donald and della scream]
I'll save you, gandra!
Even if I have to tear this whole place down!
Uh, you know, before it explodes.
Focus! No time for showboating. [grunts]
[laughs]
[panting] superheroes... Are so... Fast. Whew!
The series 10 troububble!
According to my research, it can absorb...
[screams]
any energy that's directed at it.
[donald shouts]
follow the bouncing pattern. You got this.
Huey, no! It's too--
[grunts]
whoo! That's my kid!
We're outside the boardroom.
Copy that. Entering the lab.
Front kick!
This is it. Answers about
everything you've been searching for...
[squeals]
all right, bradford!
The jig is up!
[gasps] up! Up! Up!
What?! No!
[alarm sounds]
they've cleared everything out!
Uh, not quite everything.
Wait, what?!
Pretty exciting, huh?
Adventure of a lifetime right here.
Seems like you'd be crazy to want to leave on that vacation now.
Hi, I'm may, and this is June!
Aw, I'm donald duck--
no one give them any intel.
We don't know what they are.
[giggle]
well, they appear to be complete genetic clones of--
they're webby!
Well, the evidence would, uh--
I thought bradford was trying to destroy our family,
not make more of it!
Well, um, by my analysis--
I have spent months planning the fowl raid
and this doesn't work with any of my research!
Why would fowl clone scrooge's housekeeper's granddaughter?
Gyro, you're the genius. What are they up to?
What they are up to is... Uh, bad guy stuff?
Okay, ugh. Fine! Honestly, for once, I've got nothing.
Everything clone-related is officially classified.
[yelping]
not spying.
-[gasps] -[gasp]
keep back, webbigail.
These clones are fowl creations
and therefore dangerous.
You are all to stay as far away from them as possible.
Oh, well. The clones are classified
and I don't get to know anything about them
even though they're me.
Who wants fro-yo?
Are we honestly meant to believe
we aren't going to look into this?
I think we should listen to the adults.
-[gasp] -I know.
But I'm kinda an expert on mystically-charged
clones made by scrooge's enemies. Something's not right.
But they're practically webbigail's genetic twins.
I just don't want anything to happen to you, pink.
Besides, you've already got sisters.
Fine. Mystery on hold.
So how "fro" is this "yo"?
-[whimpers] -[violet] my teeth are very sensitive.
[announcer] and now, a very special ottoman empire.
-No time for rest, team! -B-b-b-b-b-bup! Outta the way!
This is the series finale of ottoman empire.
Everything has been leading up... To this.
Dad? You're alive?
But I thought you were lost in that cushion factory fire!
Scrooge put me in charge. Let's talk strategy.
I think we should find fowl, then beat them.
Dude, you were in charge for, like, five minutes.
The adults have this covered.
Oh, hey, guys. Just here to, uh...
Mmm... Uh, clean the vents.
[chuckles] you know, standard stuff.
I mean, we should probably...
That's clearly going to become a whole thing.
Can I please just finish my show first?
[grunts]
well, June, we're locked in.
But at least this room's bigger than the tubes.
[gasps] oh, what are these? Some kind of toy
or weapon or-- ooh.
That is a choking hazard!
Um, heh, hi. I'm--
oh, my gosh, webby!
-You know me? -We are you.
Or at least, we were created from you. We think.
What's our blood type? What's our favorite color?
Ooh! Have you eaten a hamburger?
-Why were we cloned? -Wait.
You don't know either?
Nope. It's all a little fuzzy.
Black heron created us and ran some tests.
But director buzzard said we were...
[imitating bradford] "failed experiments and time wasted."
they put us back in our tubes.
Then I guess they left us behind.
That's terrible.
But now we're here with you!
If we learn everything about you,
maybe we can all figure out why fowl made us.
Yeah! Wait! No!
Granny said you should stay put in case you were dangerous.
We're not dangerous.
We just want to know about you.
'cause we're, like, family.
Perhaps they're planning to clone all of us to replace us.
Or they're using the clones as an evil workforce
to combine all the missing mysteries
into a giant ray gun to hold the world hostage.
[chuckles] eh, it's what I do.
Uh, maybe they're, like, putting people in boxes?
"boxes." boxes?
-That's almost as ridiculous as gyro's idea! -Hey!
We were so close and now we're back to square one!
We don't have time for theories.
We need answers!
We gotta question those clones.
-No. -How else are we supposed to figure out
the connection between webby and fowl's plans?
There is no connection.
I understand you're upset because your
"carefully researched plan" was a failure.
But I will not allow my granddaughter to be a pawn.
The lad has a point. We still have two of
the missing mysteries and the clones.
The more we know about fowl the better.
Perhaps there's something in your old shush files...
Those files are classified.
So unclassify them!
Cough up the information, bentina!
I mean mrs. Beakley.
I mean, I'm so... So sorry.
[sighs] we're done here.
Eh, I'll handle this.
I have a long history of her being mad at me.
Keep at it now. We need our best minds on this.
So, like, the boxes would have six sides. Like... A box!
[sighs]
oh! Juice! I love juice!
Whoa! Careful with that! It's top secret.
Have you really been to ithaquack?
And mervana? And space?!
We've never been anywhere except in heron's lab. And now here!
Well, "here" is your first step into a world of knowledge!
Behold...
Webby's family board!
Wow! We have such a big family!
It seems like this is mostly about the mcducks...
They are my family.
We may not be related by blood, but by love!
But you aren't really related to them.
What about these two?
These are my best friends,
which are like family that you choose!
We have all kinds of secrets and these friendship bracelets we never take off
and one time we visited a bog!
This is all... Interesting ,
but it doesn't tell us anything about why we exist.
What about your real family?
This is my family.
-Ooh, what about your parents? -[gasps]
-would they know anything? -Oh, uh...
Granny gave up her job as a spy so she could raise me.
I never really knew my parents,
-before they... -That's it!
I bet your spy granny is hiding something
about your actual family that explains why we exist!
What? No!
Granny and I don't keep any secrets from each other.
Are you sure?
What are you doing?
Helping. May says we're not related to any of these people.
[gasps] the clones.
[gasps] don't you dare cut that string.
You tie that back!
[yelps]
[sobs]
-wait! -[sobs]
webby, I'm sorry.
I can't believe you, of all people.
They're my sisters.
Come on, may. We gotta find her.
Sun tan lotion, swimsuit, camera--
[della] anti-venom, camouflage, night-vision goggles.
-Della...! -It's a big scary world out there for you two alone.
Better take the sword of swanstantine.
It'll magnify your inner strength.
-Della! -You're right!
Your inner strength lies in your family!
What profound insight.
Guess we'll all go with you!
I'll tell the boys to pack!
Della, what is the big idea?!
[sighs] I need you, you big palooka! We're a team.
We lost so much time and I just got back
and now you're moving out.
I'm not ready...
For our adventures to be over.
You'll have lots of adventures!
You've got the kids and scrooge...
Yeah. But you're my brother.
I always will be.
But daisy is my adventure.
Aw, phooey!
All right, casanova, I'll help.
You never were any good at packing for adventure.
A hawaiian shirt? Is it 1996?
We're going shopping.
Come on, give me something, give me something. Come on!
Ugh, I don't have enough information.
Maybe the clones are just lost experiments.
Maybe they're just harmless kids like us.
[clatter]
or maybe they're spies coming to steal our missing mysteries?
Yes! I was right! Oh, no, I was right.
June? June?!
We've got to find her before-- [gasps] granny!
Keep looking. I'll stall her.
Webbigail. What are you up to?
Whaaat?! Oh, ho, nothing.
W-w-what are you up to, uh... Buddy?
You're acting strange. I know why.
You do?
You want to talk to the clones.
Oh. Yeah. [chuckles] you got me!
I understand your curiosity, but they're safest locked away.
Trust me, they have nothing to do with you.
But they have everything to do with me!
Why would fowl want clones of me?
Is it about my past, my family?
I thought I knew who I was, but you never told me anything.
[sighs]
I wish I could tell you more.
Your mother...
Was an artist.
Your father was a librarian
and by all accounts, a very nice man.
The sad truth is that...
I was so caught up in my spy work
that I missed everything important.
I didn't even know I had a granddaughter until...
Until it was too late,
and they were gone.
But once I saw you,
everything changed.
I wanted to keep you safe...
Away from my old life.
I retired and went into deep cover with mr. Mcduck.
When you find your family,
you'll give up everything to help them.
Because you are the most important thing
in my whole world, webbigail.
I don't know why they cloned you,
but I mean to find out.
Like you always said, dad.
Family is the greatest footstool of all.
Wow. They really tied up everyone's storyline at the end there...
[gulps]
[pants] fowl's plan...
Clones! Swantstantine!
Shh. A leader can communicate without words.
He knows exactly what his team is thinking.
The clones are stealing the missing mysteries for fowl.
[dewey] the clones are evil? Oh, no, I didn't see that coming.
No. They're my sisters and I'm going to help them.
Webby, I just saw one of them take the sword of swanstantine.
Well, okay. Maybe she has an appreciation
for fine blade craft.
Face the facts! They came from fowl.
They came from me.
And they're confused and totally in the dark about their--
our part in this whole thing.
They just want to learn about their family.
I thought you guys would understand that.
[sighs]
beakley, I made fresh tea.
I didn't even reuse the same old teabag.
You can really taste how much it's costing me.
I-- what are you doing?!
I'll be off the grid, don't follow me.
Keep webbigail safe in the mansion until I return,
make sure duckworth waters my ficus.
Beakley, you can talk to me. I'm your friend.
[sighs] and as my friend, I want to thank you for protecting us all these years.
But no more hiding. I'm going to take down fowl once and for all. Alone.
But you don't have to!
As long as our family is adventuring together,
nothing can stop us--
this is my mission, mcduck.
Oh, come off it!
What aren't you telling me?!
I said it's classified!
Look, I made the mistake of keeping a secret from my family once
and it almost tore us apart.
This family can handle the truth, bentina.
Whatever it is.
[sighs] all right, I'll tell you everything...
Eeeee! [groans]
if I survive.
May, I-- oh, great, you found her!
And the sword of swanstantine.
And the blessed bagpipe of clan mcduck?
Are you... Stealing from us?
Uh... Well... We... No.
It's time to stop lying, June.
Webby, we'll never get answers about
who we are from those people.
And neither will you.
But I can help you.
We can figure things out together.
This is the only way to get answers.
Director buzzard left us behind
and said if we brought him the missing mysteries,
he'd tell us everything.
The truth about us!
Don't you want to know?
Come with us, sister. Please?
I can't abandon everyone I love.
-[sighs] -well, I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
I'll take the missing mysteries to the rendezvous point.
You bring her... One way or another.
[grunts]
-what are you--? -[grunts]
[gasps] [grunts]
[screams]
-[grunts] -whoa!
[grunts]
ha ha!
[groans] huh?
[gasps]
we wanted you to be our sister.
Why'd you have to make it so difficult?
-No! -[grunts]
-ha ha ha ha! -Oof!
[grunting]
ha ha! Whoo!
[panting]
[airship landing]
webby, look, I'm sorry. I--
webby?
Webby!
[muffled shouts]
sorry, June, but I have to find answers.
One way or another.
What?... It's a classic!
And the cheapest thing on the rack.
Don, I know you've earned a relaxing trip around the world
but won't you miss all this? Don't you wish we could go on one last adventure?
Nope. Nothing will stop me from going on this vacation.
The clones are gone! They busted out!
Webby is missing! Maybe kidnapped or worse!
[groans]
I found uncle scrooge knocked out!
Beakley went rogue...
Did you put them up to this?
I didn't put them up to anything!
I swear, this is an actual crisis!
-Huey's also missing! -What?!
We think he was taken by fowl!
Okay, this isn't funny.
How do you know huey's gone?
He left this.
Huey never leaves without it.
[scoffs]
to adventure!
Sorry! Wish we could have met under different circumstances!
June! Did you secure the hostage?
You betcha. Bound and gagged.
By me, June. [chuckles]
[don karnage] we're approaching our destination.
Is that the library of alexandria?!
I mean, we found it a while ago
so this is not new information to me.
Director buzzard! I am proud to present
the remaining missing mysteries
and... [trills] webby!
So did we do good?
I needed webby to come willingly, not as a prisoner.
Now, I'll never find the last missing mystery!
So no, you didn't "do good"!
Your efforts are as flawed as your grammar.
[muffled grunts]
[music plays on headphones]
[grunting]
beware, foe! I am highly trained in
the dangerous woodchuck arts of knot tying and campfire safety!
Huey? It's me, webby.
Quiet down before you get us both caught.
Webby! Thank goodness.
[bradford] another one?
Is there no end to these clones' incompetence?
Yup! I am a lone intruder
caught by June here.
Nice cover.
But I'll never back down!
A junior woodchuck
never gives up in the pursuit of truth!
Hm, yes. The woodchuck.
Clone 1, take him to my office.
Duckworth, guard the mansion in case fowl returns.
And water beakley's plants.
But, sir, forgive me.
But are you certain this is the team
you want to take into battle?
[donald screams]
[grunting]
[donald screams]
wh-whoa! Ah ah ah!
Oh. Hmph.
-[della screams] -I'm sorry.
We're gonna be fine.
[kids chatter]
no time to waste, here we come.
Where do you think you're going?
Save it. We're coming.
Fenton tried to help me get my people back.
I'm gonna do the same for him.
Huey made me not a killer robot.
It's webby.
So are we gonna do that thing
where you tell us not to go.
And we sneak along anyway?
Or are we gonna go get our family back?
Manny, track their location by calibrating
the overthrusting oscillator with three nanograms of bombastium.
I found huey using the tracking app on my phone!
You are losing your touch, gearloose! Losing it!
Um, I'll take the prisoner to bradford.
No. You guard webby.
She's too important to our cause.
May, take the expendable nerd.
[sighs]
[grunts]
I'll never help you, you monsters!
Junior woodchuck rule 413:
Never speak ill of a fellow woodchuck.
-[gasps] -have a seat, hubert.
Carved it myself, from a trunk of oak.
Level three carpentry badge.
Enough tricks. What do you want with the missing mysteries?
Why, to finish my grandmother's work.
Isabella finch was your grandma?!
Yes. I was the first junior woodchuck.
You see, you and I are cut from the same coonskin hat.
We're both searching for finch's missing mysteries.
For knowledge, for understanding, for the good of mankind.
And I need your help.
[muffled grunts]
the coolest library ever!
Okay, wait. Gotta find answers. Focus, webby
[yelps and gasps]
[groans]
[steelbeak] stash that bradford clone away, will ya?
It is freaking me out.
And who let it out of its pen anyway?
[phantom blot] disgusting.
Why would anyone sully themselves
with a mystical clone?
They're mindless stooges.
Director buzzard used the stone of what was
to make those dumbed-down clones ages ago.
Always good to have a few silent partners
to take over a business...
Or the world!
[evil laugh]
now pipe down, I'm trying to get this baby to sleep.
-Oh, rock-a-bye. Rock-a-bye. -[loud crash]
-[cries] -I said, "pipe down!"
[grunting]
it's just June. Howya doin', sweetie?
Hello! Fellow villains. I need, um...
More information about the prisoner webby.
Uh, for interrogation purposes.
Where would I, uh...?
Down the hall. Go all the way.
Don't stop till you reach the records room.
You'll find all the old files there.
I know 'cause that's where I started.
-Filing papers for fowl. -Great. Okay!
It's a little lonely so you learn to fill the silences
and you really get to know yourself.
'cause I really think I know myself.
Yeah, I'm just gonna--
how else can you really know yourself?
Sorry, but I can't have you blowing my cover.
[banging]
gold team consists of our best fighters.
We'll head in first and wipe out fowl's first line of defense.
Silver team will wait for my cue,
at which point they will locate huey and webby
while gold team goes after bradford and shuts fowl down.
Dewey and louie will lead silver team.
Any questions?
I know I'm the "hero of the funso's raid"
no one's calling you that.
But how do we know we're not
walking into a fowl trap here?
Dewey's concerned about jumping into this one blind
and he's dewey!
I know, lads. It's scary.
But you're ready.
Louie can talk anyone into anything.
So talk these kids into winning.
And dewey's the only one daring enough
to get us through this.
You two have got adventure in your blood.
I believe in you.
Look after your brother.
Vanesco... Evanescet... Inuisibilitas.
[donald screams, grunts]
[coughs]
okay, everyone! Stick together.
Gotta find the prisoners!
Then I gotta find them after he inevitably fails!
Let's go figure out fowl's plan!
[sighs] or, y'know, just do whatever.
[grunts]
[blabbers]
the original three.
Come on, it's just three little ducks!
[scream]
last time I let a statue head read the map.
[screams]
dramatic plot twist.
Excuse me, we are the science guys.
You must be looking to fight the magic guys.
I know, how embarrassing for you. [screams]
[grunting]
blot, take a look!
He's a full-grown man but with the strength of a baby!
He's of no concern.
I want the greatest magical threat
known to the world.
[gasps]
the headless manhorse of the apocalypse?!
What? That's absurd. Manny's just an intern.
[gasps]
I live again!
[cackles] the blessed bagpipe brings life
to that which has not. And vice versa.
[sighs] dangit.
The avian avenger continues his descent
into the belly of the beast,
the only hero who can--
show-off.
Me show-off?!
People's lives are at stake here.
I have saved duckburg on my own countless times.
Well, I saved all of reality on my first try.
I don't need dead weight holding me back.
What? [screams]
you're right, I'm just a pilot.
I shouldn't be holding you heroes back.
I'll just go wait on the plane. With the kids.
No, lp, we didn't mean--
[screams]
kids, eh? Song and dance man,
the twerps are on a plane out there.
[don karnage] and don karnage will soon be on them!
[grunting]
-chomp! -Whoa!
[yells]
you dum-dums are goin' nowhere.
What's taking so long?
We should've heard from them by now.
Statistically speaking, in the absence of hubert,
one of us is likely to fill the void
and spin out in a panic.
But who? Who?!
Hey, fearful leader,
looks like some of us could use a pep talk.
[deep breath]
okay, everyone. I know you're scared.
Our enemy, they have unimaginable weaponry.
They definitely have superior numbers.
It appears they even have a flawless masterplan
that none of us can figure out.
But us, we're just kids,
we're completely in over our heads.
Yeah, we're not ready at all.
What would scrooge do?
Would he just sit here hiding and circling
if we were fighting for our lives?
No. He'd be smarter, tougher, sharper.
Lena, drop the cloak!
Finally! [sighs]
time for the final curtain call, dewey duck!
Ahh!
Well, that was neither smart, tough, nor sharp.
Whoa...
The library of alexandria was
the greatest repository of knowledge in the world.
This collection is incredible. And alphabetized?!
My grandmother rediscovered it on an expedition
to find a very powerful relic.
Everything finch found, she wrote in the book.
Which she kept here.
The original junior woodchuck guidebook.
-There's a section missing. -Not for long.
Please hand me my grandmother's old journal.
[screams]
we've both been trying
to complete finch's work.
That's why I planted the map to the journal
for your uncle to find.
My associates couldn't uncover the artifacts,
but I knew scrooge could.
But you're...A villain.
You wanted the artifacts for yourself.
To catalogue them, safely.
Your uncle is remarkable.
The world's greatest adventurer.
But at what cost?
How many people must live in fear of
being attacked by aliens or attacked by their own shadow?
Why, if he thought twice,
perhaps your mother would have never been lost in space.
[grunts]
was that a smile? I saw a smile! Ha ha!
Ha! Just like old times.
Fowl will never tear us apart!
Nothing can stop us!
[cries]
aww!
[della] look at his little neck bolts.
No! Don't touch that franken-baby!
[laughs]
they grow up so fast, don't they?
[roars]
just like old times.
"using the stone of what was
and the girl's feathers obtained in istanboar,
I managed to create codenames may and June.
With the right dose of reverse-youth tonic,
I aged them into near-perfect clones."
but why clone me?
[groans]
huh?
[gasps]
[alarm buzzes]
granny? What the--?
[screams]
-[grunts] -[clank]
what do you think you're doing?
Where is webby?
I--I locked her up to cool down.
I--I thought if I knew more about my sister,
I could, uh, get her to help.
You aveh no sister, dear.
You are my experiment and I expect discipline!
June, prep the interrogation room for our new captives.
-"captives"? -Bradford won't tolerate another failure.
[grunts]
wait, you're the guy from my video game.
Can I have your autograph--?
[darkwing duck] I am the terror that flaps in the night.
[gizmoduck] I am the monkey wrench in the gears of injustice.
I am darkwing duck!
Call me gizmoduck!
[grunts]
[evil laugh]
prepare to be... Outsmart-guyed.
Intelliray...
Transforming stupid birdbrain...
Yes!
Becoming smart...
Astute...
Percipient! [laughs]
steel-brain!
Whaa!
[gizmo-suit] system rebooting.
[groans]
[grunts]
get away from that defenseless aerialist-- ahh!
Stay away from my sidekick!
[grunting]
salutations, dum-dums!
[bradford] now in order to fulfill the legacy of the woodchucks
and complete the guidebook, I'll need your family's help.
Starting with young ms. Vanderquack.
Webby? What do you want with her?
We need her... Skills
to find finch's final missing mystery.
Perhaps you can get through to her.
You're the most logical,
intelligent member of the family.
A true junior... No.
Senior woodchuck.
This is a lot to take in.
If you can promise my family won't be hurt, I guess--
-[egghead] we got a situation in the stacks. -Hold that thought.
[gyro] fool! Unhand me!
Gyro?
"when you're feeling led astray, be sure to mark your way!"
[grunts]
they said, "pepper, you'll never reach
the ranks of fowl high command."
well, take that, marjorie...!
-Gyro? -Hat nephew?
-Huey? -Gandra?
What's going on here?
[voice] bradford's grand plan.
[gyro] ludwig von drake?
Impossible. You were ancient in the sixties.
How are you not dead?
Well, between being captured and that bradford
forcing me to carry out his evil will,
I was getting so busy, that I never got around to it.
Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah. What do you mean "evil will"?
Bradford is just studying artifacts.
It's what any junior woodchuck would do.
Ho-ho! Bradford wasn't just the first woodchuck,
he was the worst woodchuck.
He hated and couldn't stand
adventuring with his granny-mama!
He wants to get rid of it entirely altogether.
Bradford harnessed the solego circuit
to create a dimensional void.
It erases things from reality forever!
Do you know what this means?
Bradford is collecting artifacts
because he wants to rid the world
of anything adventurous!
And he's not just getting rid of artifacts.
[gasps]
he's gonna erase my family!
I gotta warn everyone!
What a disappointment.
[gasps]
hat nephew! Did you get away?
[groans]
[grunts]
[screams]
[grunts]
huh?
[grunts]
jeeves-y, top off my phosphate, won't you?
And then destroy scrooge! [laughs]
[gasps]
[grunts]
[groans]
[growls]
[groans]
what is the meaning of this?
You're fired, you enormous egghead!
Ahh!
Ah, confound it!
What are you doing here? This is my fight!
This is a family fight!
It involves all of us. You abandoned me!
[beakley] at least you had the good common sense to leave webby behind.
I didn't have to, because fowl already kidnapped her!
-They what?! -[grunts]
[shudders]
up! Up!
[bang]
-fly better! -Like how?
I dropped the cloak like scrooge,
I'm flying like mom, panicking like uncle donald,
forget them! I don't think even scrooge can get us out of this one!
But I'm not on his team, I'm on yours.
So I have an important question for you.
How do we do this?
[gulps]
I know!
[singing] dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew...
[singing] don-don-don-don-don-don...
-Dew-dew! -Don-don-don-don-don!
-Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-- -dew-dew-dew-dew-don--
[yelps]
[screams]
[laughs] with the harp of mervana
as a magical lie detector,
the truth will come out. She will tell us everything.
-"she"? -[door closes]
find out what agent 22 knows.
Start talking, 22.
[sighs] June, is it? I feel like I know you.
[singing] correct!
Enough games. What do you know about the clones?
And project 87. Answer me!
What I mean is, I know a girl just like you.
She changed everything.
[beakley] I had brought fowl to its knees.
The director had gone underground, but I found his secret lair.
I would've ripped the place apart.
I almost had him. Until I saw...
A girl.
A fowl creation left behind.
Alone. Innocent.
-Scared. - [coos]
I didn't want this poor child to grow up
as an instrument of evil.
-[crash] -[gasps]
so instead of finishing my mission, I found a new one.
I took the child and hid in the safest place possible,
with my most trusted ally: Scrooge mcduck.
So you're not webby's grandmother?
No.
You lied to me. About yourself, my parents. Everything!
-Webby? No! No!
I'm like the clones, right?! "a fowl creation"
not to be trusted?!
Correct.
A lot of lies going around, webbigail.
Found poor June in a storage crate.
You're a clever girl. Now for some truth.
[grunts] you stay away from her, you--
[grunts]
allow me to make you a deal.
I am the only person who knows why we created you.
Your true purpose.
Help me get what I'm afterd
and I'll tell you everything.
[gulps] okay.
Welcome home... April.
[groans]
and that's how you "dewey" it! [sighs]
ah! Oof!
[yelps] okay, everybody. We gotta our stories straight.
Uh, he was like this when we found him.
Found who?
Ahh!
Whoa!
Well, no turning back now.
Let's go save our family!
Mustn't dawdle now, April.
My name is webby!
Your name is whatever he says it is
because he created us all and we are
this close to learning why!
The answers to your true purpose
are right out there.
[gasps]
-[wind blows] -huh?
She did it! It appeared to her.
What does it say?
[grunts]
no! No! Who am I?
Why was I made?!
Oh, I created you to help me defeat scrooge mcduck once and for all.
And with this, you just did!
What? No! [grunts]
[grunting]
now, mr. Mcduck. Nice of you to regain consciousness.
Bradford! You craven octogenarian carrion--
yes, yes. Clever wordplay.
Now, let's get down to business.
Where is my family?!
They'll all be joining you soon enough.
[yells]
[growls]
manny?!
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Come on, blot! What did I ever do to you?!
The headless man-horse of the apocalypse
is prophesied to bring about the mystical end of days!
People change, man.
I just want to be a normal guy with a normal life.
[screams]
[grunts]
za-bluey!
Step away from the horse--
statue-thing-whatever-he-is. He's magic!
And under my protection!
I'll end you both!
Lena!
I swore I'd never do this again.
Hold this for me.
I live again!
Again.
Egads!
Blathering blatherskite! Blathering blatherskite!
He's completely deactivated the armor! This is unthinkable!
I know! I can't believe gizmoduck chickened out
and forced you to wear his armor into battle.
-[groans] -lp!
[grunts]
I can't... I can't do it.
[gosalyn] I can!
Let's get dangerous!
Huh? Whoa!
-Gosalyn? -Hi, fenton. I'm a head now.
Ugh. This place is huge.
-If only we had a map or-- -a guidebook!
[harmonica plays]
ahh!
I got erased from existence
'cause of bradford's multi-decades scheme
bluuuues.
-Huey! -[gasps] guys!
Quickly, you two!
Open our cells by reversing the polarity
on the triple-wired coupling.
We are children.
[sighs] cut the red wire.
Hm.
When they do something right, they're "heroes,"
but when it gets a little hard, "we're children."
how did you guys find me?
The junior woodchuck guidebook has the answer to everything.
[gasps]
aww!
All right. Let's go find webby!
There she is.
Aw, phooey. [scream]
as a "chronicler of the unknown," for the junior woodchucks,
my grandmother dragged me
on countless so-called "adventures".
Isabella finch? Your grandmother?!
Please hold all startled utterances of disbelief for the end.
Grammy finch claimed these dangerous excursions were "fun"
and "educational."
well, I did learn one thing:
The world is full of chaos,
and it's only getting worse.
I analyzed these trends.
And found that in times of high adventure,
finances are thrown into a tizzy,
and the world becomes increasingly unpredictable.
So I dedicated my life to containing that chaos.
First at shush, then fowl,
even as your ceo.
Just in the past thirty years,
we've seen hyper-intelligent rodents,
caped crusaders,
flying bears, bouncing bears, living statues,
and a veritable troop of goofs, misfits, and adventurers.
And all these events over the past century have one man in common.
Who. Could. It. Be?
I tried to rein you in. Isolate you.
But your adventures just kept getting bigger,
as did your family.
Children belong in school halls and shopping malls,
not gallivanting around the globe!
After decades, I realized I can't stop you.
But I can make a deal with you.
After all, I'm a businessman. Not a villain.
You're also not much of a junior woodchuck.
These knots were terrible!
Hah!
[growling]
now, on to new business.
[grunts]
guys, if this is the end,
I'm glad we're together.
This is not comforting to me. I do not want to die.
They're so sweet. Family together, just like us.
Focus! It's almost over.
We gotta keep these guys on lockdown so that we can win
and learn all our secrets and then heron and buzzard
will be so, so proud of us.
-[dewey] nothing is over. -[groans]
webby is still out there. Your worst nightmare
stalking her prey in the night.
You will never take her out!
-Oh... -[gasps]
never mind, you already did.
Well? So what?!
Scrooge mcduck is fighting a withered old businessman.
He'll rescue us in no time.
[grunts]
ahh!
[yells]
[beeping]
huh? Ahh!
Bees! Ahh! Bees!
It's not working!
This is the end! I failed everybody.
I couldn't save gandra. Or the kids.
Whoa, buddy. It's okay. You're not gizmoduck, you know.
I... Am...
Not alone in this.
You don't have to do everything yourself.
You got us. Let us help you.
[gasps] boyd! Stop hacking the doors.
Hack the armor!
Uh-uh-uh!
Make new foes but keep the old.
One is steel, the other is...
Flintheart glomgold! [laughs] wait. Where am I?
[groans]
I used my superior intelligence to tweak the intelliray.
Now it can make people smart, dumb, or...
Mindless slaves!
[grunts]
-[ma beagle screams] -[yelps]
[gasps]
-[grunts] -[laughs]
[neighing]
ahh!
Even by our standards, this is a weird day.
Ahh!
[grunts]
awaiting new user.
-[grunts] -oof!
[grunting]
must everything be a fight with you?
Only the things worth fightin' for.
-[gasps] -[grunts]
[scrooge] ha ha! Give it up!
You lost the second you decided to challenge the mcducks.
Adventure is in our blood!
It binds our family together,
and nothing can tear us apart.
[chuckles] I've torn you apart once before.
What are you babbling about?
How do you think della found out you built the spear of selene?
[growls and screams]
-hi, uncle scrooge. -Fantastic.
This is the last adventure, scrooge.
The selego vortex no longer teleports objects to other dimensions,
it eliminates them from existence.
Nice outfit. I knew I'd make a villain of you.
[grumbles]
fowl has stolen a world's worth of adventure,
and it'll all be tossed down here. Forever.
My... Family will...
Oh, you mean this family?
Wave hello, everyone!
Hi, mommy!
Each of them will soon be erased from existence as well.
All except you!
Even if I tossed you in, you'd find a way back.
You always do.
You're scrooge mcduck!
So here's my offer.
What's this?
A contract.
I will allow you to return home with your family
to live out the rest of your days
as long as you agree to never adventure again.
And to ensure you can't break this contract,
-you'll sign there, on-- - the papyrus of binding.
[gasp]
[bradford] with the power to control reality,
making this document legally and mystically unbreakable.
Oh, come off it, bradford.
If you wanted to get rid of everything unpredictable,
you'd also have to get rid of your own agents, too.
[bradford roars]
[laughs and gasps] oh, bradford, how villanous.
Mom! No!
Wait, he's gonna get rid of his own team, too?
Do you know how replaceable clones are?
Bradford's lying. Mom told us the story of the papyrus of binding.
It can only be found by a direct descendant of scrooge. I didn't find it.
-Me neither. -Nuh-uh.
Um, I found it. It appeared to me.
What?! No-no-no-no-no-no. That's impossible. Unless...
Oh, my gosh! No. Wait. It couldn't. Could it?
[grunts]
may and June were made from webby.
Who is webby made from?
Why, your old uncle scrooge mcduck, of course.
[all gasp]
you fellas all knew that, right? You did?
Oh, you didn't.
I'm gonna give you a moment to adjust everything.
Bradford needed scrooge's descendant.
So he made one.
Webby is scrooge's daughter?!
Bless me bagpipes!
That's why we were made?
So bradford could find some dumb piece of paper
and get rid of us?!
We weren't even good enough to do that.
-We never have been. -[cries]
what?! Of course, you're good enough.
How would you know?!
Heron made you, too!
Heron made me, but she's not my family.
Family are the people who stick by you, fight for you,
blindly invade a sinister villains'
secret stronghold for you.
Twice in one week.
Family would do anything to keep you safe,
and sacrifice everything to love you,
no matter who or what you are.
Like scrooge. Like my granny.
Or like you two.
Please. Help us save our family.
-Get back up! -You got this!
[groans]
I'm sorry. I'm not a hero.
That's ridiculous. You inspired me to be a hero.
And me, pal.
Same here.
I as well, earth launchpad.
And me!
Verily, a noble soul!
[uplifting music]
we may be heroes. But you have the heart of one.
Awaiting new user.
Say it.
Blabbidy-baloonersize!
Meh. Close enough.
[gasps]
ho-ho-ho! And what are you supposed to be?
I'm a pilot.
[all scream]
whoa--whoa!
[grunts]
whoa! Ahh!
[gasps]
what?! Ahh!
[laughs] huh?
[coughs]
hi, I'm manny. We've met.
The party of the first part adheres to agreement from the party of--
[bradford] can we hurry this along?
If I'm going to sign my life away,
I'm going to read the fine print.
Oh, a smudge on my spectacles.
Sorry. Gonna have to nip home and get my backups.
Ugh! Enough stalling! [grunts]
you need some incentive.
Perhaps the life of your most trusted ally.
-Hey! [squawks] -donald!
What will it be, scrooge? Adventure? Or your family?
You have until the count of five.
-One... -All right, I'll do it.
No don't! Find a way out! You can beat him!
It's not worth the risk, lad.
Ahh!
I did it. The great scrooge mcduck.
Now only a poor old man.
Normally, I wouldn't indulge in petty villainy,
but since this is a special occasion...
-[donald screams] -no!
[laughs]
-[donald] ow! -"ow"?
"ow"?
[squawks] [groans]
junior woodchuck guidebook rule number one:
Always expect the unexpected.
No! No more adventures!
Waah!
Get away from my dad!
[gasps] wait, what?!
Dew-ropkicked! Run!
I can't!
Somebody get the contract!
[bradford roars]
[pants]
[roars]
[yelps]
[groans] look what you've turned me into!
A base villain!
The sword of swanstantine amplifies who you are inside.
This is all you, ya buzzard! [screams]
[bradford grunts]
donald duck.
Uncle scrooge.
[grunts]
[strains] a trip sounds good right about now.
[all strain]
the only way to break the papyrus' spell
is to find a contradiction on the papyrus!
This contract is airtight!
Scrooge gets his family if he gives up adventure.
[all] ding!
[huey] bradford, your contract is flawed!
What? Impossible.
I worked on it for thirty years.
Went over it with the finest of toothed combs.
According to this, scrooge can be with his family
as long as he doesn't adventure.
But family is the greatest adventure of all!
That's... The stupidest thing I've ever heard.
There's no way that...
No! No!
[grunts]
[groans]
I will not lose to scrooge!
[scrooge] you didn't lose to me.
You lost to my family! All of them!
[whimpers]
-huh? -Really?
And you're supposed to be scrooge's greatest villain.
He's not even wearing a kilt!
Please, no! I'm not a villain!
No, you certainly are not.
Ahh!
[cheers]
"dad"?
Dad.
Oh, webby darling.
Granny. [chuckles]
[all laugh]
I can't believe launchpad was gizmoduck the whole time!
Yeah...
-Now that heron's gone-- -where do we belong?
We belong right here.
Hey, daisy! You know that adventure we were gonna take?
How about a couple of stowaways? [laughs]
put on your life vest!
What if the plane goes down over the bay?!
You don't have to worry about us, uncle scrooge. We're smarter.
-We're tougher. -We're sharper.
And we'll earn our way square!
Couldn't have said it better myself.
-Ah! Group hug! -[laughs]
launchpad, who's flying the plane?!
On it! To adventure!
-Whew! -Oh. Oh, right.
That was close, launchpad.
Whew. Almost ruined the tender family moment.
[alarm buzzes]
[all] whoa!
[ ducktales instrumental theme plays]