1
00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,414
Okay. I'll miss you.

2
00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,710
Well, I mean, I can't go
till you close the door.

3
00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,512
(laughs) You go,
and then I'll close the door.

4
00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,575
No, you know what, you close
the door, then I'll go.

5
00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,054
(laughs)

6
00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,591
What a nice kid, huh?

7
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Go do your homework.

8
00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,385
Hey, is Katie's new boyfriend
still here?

9
00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,656
No, he just left
so she could do her homework.

10
00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,725
What a doll.

11
00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,232
Oh, he is no doll.

12
00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,425
Guess what I just found out.

13
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Tyler is a pothead.

14
00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,108
What?

15
00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,108
Yeah. I saw Brenda Miller
at the gas station,

16
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and she told me
that she found a bag of weed

17
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in her son Evan's room.

18
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Oh, my God.

19
00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,118
I don't know
who any of those people are.

20
00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,748
Brenda Miller, the nose job mom.

21
00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,624
And her son Evan is the one
you call Chicken Legs.

22
00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,363
Oh. Yeah, yeah.

23
00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,758
Anyway, Tyler and Chicken Legs
are in a band together, right?

24
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And Chicken Legs told Nose Job
that the whole band smokes it.

25
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They practice in
Nose Job's basement.

26
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And they almost
got away with it,

27
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because Nose Job,
she can't smell anymore.

28
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Okay, look, all I'm saying is

29
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Katie has to break up
with Tyler.

30
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Pot is bad news.

31
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I know. You've
told me many times.

32
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Yeah, well,

33
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when I was growing up,

34
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my dad was a zero tolerance...

35
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BOTH:
"Just say no" hard-ass.

36
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Yeah, yeah.

37
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It was embarrassing,
but you know what?

38
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BOTH:
It worked.

39
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Don and I never
touched the stuff.

40
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BOTH:
And we were the better for it.

41
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Nobody likes that,
you know.

42
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But I'm not saying
I want Kate to do it,

43
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but pot's just not that
big a deal anymore.

44
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Yeah, that's
the problem, Andi.

45
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Because everybody's
stoned now.

46
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The jelly heads
in the burrito truck

47
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have not gotten my order right
in six years.

48
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And they don't care.

49
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They're too busy
puffing the magic dragon.

50
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Okay, honey, I-I get
that a badly made burrito

51
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is a real heartbreaker.

52
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(chuckles):
Yeah.

53
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But I say we just stay calm and
ask Kate if she's ever done it.

54
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Yes. Yes.

55
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And I think we both know
what's gonna happen if she has.

56
00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,456
(chuckling):
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

57
00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,261
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

58
00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,463
BOTH (chuckling):
Yeah.

59
00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,164
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

60
00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,926
What, what,
what, what, what?

61
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,403
Don't just barge in there
and ask her, okay?

62
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Let it organically come up.

63
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Come on, don't worry.

64
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I will be so sly,
she won't even know I'm asking.

65
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(laughs maniacally)

66
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Shh.

67
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Hi, sweetie.

68
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Hey, what's up?

69
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(sighs) Well, I been
pretty stressed.

70
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You got any
pot on you?

71
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What?

72
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,624
Adam.

73
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That wasn't a no.

74
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*

75
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Don't you walk away from us,
young lady.

76
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Why are you asking
me about this?

77
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Because your boyfriend
smokes the devil's lettuce!

78
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What?

79
00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,747
Smokes pot.

80
00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,951
Your... your father
was born a long time ago.

81
00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,924
Well, I've never
seen Tyler do it.

82
00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,323
(scoffs)
And you've never done it?

83
00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:10,486
No! Look, I don't
have to do something

84
00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,664
just because my boyfriend does.

85
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You taught me that.

86
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Aw, I did!

87
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Aw.

88
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That makes me feel so good

89
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that you listened to me.
(chuckles)

90
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Will you stay focused?

91
00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,743
You have to break up with Tyler.

92
00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,612
You don't even
know him.

93
00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,580
I've known a hundred Tylers,
and they all end up

94
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in a food truck
screwing up my burrito.

95
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You can't stop me
from seeing him.

96
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Oh!

97
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I sure can.

98
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I will ground you.

99
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Tyler goes to my school.

100
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You gonna ground me
from school?

101
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Why you looking at her?

102
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You got nothing.

103
00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:08,277
When she traps me in an
argument like that, step in.

104
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Come on.

105
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Our daughter
is not a stoner.

106
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Yet. Yet.

107
00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,691
But if she keeps
hanging out with Tyler,

108
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it's just a matter of time

109
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before she's the mayor
of Doobieville.

110
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Okay, well, I trust her
to make good choices.

111
00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,804
(scoffs) Will you stop being
so trusting and supportive?

112
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That is no way to raise kids.

113
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You know what?
You're off the case.

114
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I'll handle this myself.

115
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you gonna do?

116
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I'm not telling you
because you are off the case.

117
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Huh? Well, I think you're not
telling me 'cause Kate's right.

118
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You got nothing.

119
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Hey, okay.

120
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Just 'cause I don't know
what I'm gonna do

121
00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,785
doesn't mean
I'm not gonna do it.

122
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Hey, get this.

123
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Katie's dating
Cheech and Chong.

124
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Two guys-- that's rough.

125
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No, no, it's just one guy,
and he's a pothead.

126
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My daughter's dating a pothead.

127
00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,343
So what are you gonna do?

128
00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,012
I'm not sure.
It's complicated.

129
00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,509
Andi's not on my side.

130
00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,041
She's a hippie
sympathizer.

131
00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,447
Maybe she's right.

132
00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,879
Just let it go,
see what happens.

133
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That's what I did
with my son Mikey.

134
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And now he's assistant manager
at a pumpkin patch.

135
00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:21,588
So he works
one month a year?

136
00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,863
Yeah, you should get on this.

137
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I think what I need to do is
confront the boyfriend, Tyler.

138
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Let him know whose daughter
he's messing with.

139
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I dated a girl in college
who was into that.

140
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Renee Birnbaum.

141
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She stole my heart.

142
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And my dad's Subaru.

143
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Oh, well.

144
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If it isn't my at-risk youth
and her enabling mother.

145
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It might interest
you both to know

146
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,547
that I called Tyler, and he's
coming over here this afternoon

147
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for a little talk,
man to space cowboy.

148
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Oh, my God.
(scoffs)

149
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If I wasn't already
not speaking to you,

150
00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,134
I would totally start
not speaking to you now.

151
00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,625
You'll thank me one day

152
00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,837
when you're not running
a pumpkin patch!

153
00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,708
Adam, what are you doing?

154
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Walking in here,
hollering at your daughter?

155
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I mean, (scoffs) you're like
the dad from Footloose.

156
00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,106
Hey, hey, that guy
made some good points.

157
00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,517
I was the only one in
the theater rooting for him.

158
00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,921
I just think you're taking
this a little too far.

159
00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,164
Andi, we have two more kids
that are gonna be teenagers.

160
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If we lose Katie,
we will lose them.

161
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They'll be gone
in a literal puff of smoke.

162
00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,897
You know, I'm pretty sure
I told you that, um,

163
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I indulged to a small
degree in college.

164
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Yeah.

165
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You said you tried it,
didn't like it and moved on.

166
00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,809
Well, that's what I said

167
00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,811
because I know how you
feel about it, but, um...

168
00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:51,814
(mumbles):
I don't know.

169
00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,975
I kinda liked it.

170
00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,924
Oh, really?

171
00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,189
And how often did you
"kinda like it"?

172
00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,888
Oh, not that much.
Like, once a month.

173
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:01,961
Yeah.

174
00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,959
And weekends.

175
00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,933
Oh, and I didn't have class
on Wednesday, so Wednesdays.

176
00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,161
And then Tuesday night
because I didn't have to

177
00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,667
wake up for the--
you know.

178
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,840
Hair of the dog
Thursday morning.

179
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,838
Yeah, I should've known.

180
00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,671
This totally explains why you're
not on my side with this thing.

181
00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,178
And why you're so good
at making taquitos.

182
00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,946
Look, obviously I don't
want Kate to do it,

183
00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,194
but it's not worse than staying
out all night or drinking beer

184
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or any of the other things
that we don't want her to do.

185
00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,959
Okay, look, I am clearly
not getting through to you.

186
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Maybe it's because your brain is
floating around in bong water.

187
00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:47,001
So you know what? I'm gonna let
the guy who got through to me

188
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,574
get through to you: my dad,
Mr. Zero Tolerance himself.

189
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:55,014
So, Katie's boyfriend
enjoys a little reefer.

190
00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,112
Yeah, yeah. And this one's
fine with the kids doing it.

191
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,545
And drinking beer
and staying out all night.

192
00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,481
Oh, Andi.

193
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,845
I never said that.
He's making stuff up.

194
00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,954
So, Dad, hit her with
the full "Just say no" speech.

195
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,217
And take your time with it.

196
00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:11,855
I'm gonna enjoy a little snack
while you scare her straight.

197
00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,862
Hey, what happened
to the cookies?

198
00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,234
Well, my opinion of
marijuana has changed.

199
00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:19,033
In fact, I've started to
partake a bit myself.

200
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,867
What?

201
00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,602
That's what happened
to the cookies.

202
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,243
My buddy Jerry down at the
VFW has a prescription.

203
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,936
It's dynamite
for my arthritis,

204
00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,308
and it's not bad for
everything else, too.

205
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,116
Well, I can't believe
I'm hearing this.

206
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,319
Wh-What happened
to zero tolerance?

207
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,621
I'm in my golden years, son.
I want them to be groovy.

208
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:47,293
This could not have turned out
any better for me.

209
00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,627
Mom, you're okay with this?

210
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,103
I'm all for it.
He i groovier now.

211
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,003
Last week,
he took me dancing.

212
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,835
Ah. And then we came home
and we did some more dancing.

213
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,871
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

214
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,680
Yeah, that's probably gonna
creep into a dream.

215
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,580
Well, don't worry
your little jelly head.

216
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,053
I'm sure you'll forget
all about it tomorrow.

217
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,681
Hey, look, you're my dad,
so I'm not gonna tell you

218
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,718
how to live your life.
You smoke whatever you want.

219
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,994
Okay, but my side of the family
is staying clean and sober.

220
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,093
And to register my disapproval,

221
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,025
I'm eating your last two
bear candies.

222
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,731
Andi... I'll be in the car

223
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,004
when you're done with Bob Marley
and the Wailers over there.

224
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:29,803
Okay, well, I
should get going.

225
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,097
Keep on trucking, man.

226
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,038
Yeah.

227
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,043
Funny thing is nobody
smokes pot anymore.

228
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,746
They eat it.

229
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,648
In things like
little bear candies.

230
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,993
Wait.

231
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,718
Those bear candies?

232
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:47,824
Uh-huh.

233
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,285
I usually go with
half a bear,

234
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,032
but if Adam wants to go
with two, that's cool.

235
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,673
Well, he seems fine.

236
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,066
But we have to tell him, right?

237
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,637
Don't do that.

238
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,776
He's such a buzz kill.
I don't need the static.

239
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,651
No, Andi,
I've read up on this,

240
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,651
and there are some people
it just doesn't affect.

241
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,694
Okay, well, when will we know
if it's affecting him?

242
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,890
Guys!

243
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,930
I just put all of
our chips and candy

244
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,329
into the same bowl.

245
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,661
Now. I think now
is when we know.

246
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,269
I finally got
the ratio right.

247
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,270
Turns out you need twice
as many chips as candy.

248
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,673
Yeah. At first, I thought
it was the other way around,

249
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,436
but-but it isn't.
No, I did the math.

250
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,013
Oh.

251
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,212
That's just our phone number
over and over again.

252
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,448
(clears throat)

253
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,820
Look, honey,
there's something that...

254
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,850
Raisins! Raisins!

255
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,357
I'm excited to see
what he does with the raisins.

256
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,689
Yeah.

257
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,155
Dad texted me. Where's Adam?

258
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,863
Is he flying?

259
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,425
Guys!

260
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:08,944
Look, honey, it's my brother Don
and my Lowell.

261
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,143
(grunts)

262
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,411
You're so tall.

263
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,439
(laughs, sighs)

264
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,535
You smell like vanilla.

265
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:20,446
I've been kind of messing around
with some body spray.

266
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,450
Hey. Hey.

267
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,282
You know what
I was thinking?

268
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:28,057
Why do cowboys
always try to ride bulls?

269
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,758
The bulls don't like it.
They get so mad.

270
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,431
Let me answer your question
with a question.

271
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,530
ADAM:
Yeah.

272
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,701
Why do they call them "cowboys"
if they ride bulls?

273
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,835
(gasps)

274
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,311
I'm gonna make Kool-Aid.

275
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,140
I love watching
my two boys get along.

276
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,747
I don't care
if it's drug-induced.

277
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,409
It warms my heart.

278
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,777
(doorbell rings)

279
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,246
Oh, God, who's that?

280
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,194
If it's the cops, he didn't
get that stuff from me.

281
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,060
My goodness, life with you
has gotten so exciting.

282
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,161
Okay, well, whoever it is,
I'll get rid of them.

283
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,363
We can't have Adam
around people right now.

284
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,367
Oh, no.

285
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,239
Hey, Mrs. Burns. Your husband
said he wanted to talk to me.

286
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,738
We don't have any Kool-- Tyler!

287
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,540
Okay, come on.

288
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,441
Let's go out
to the garage.

289
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,212
You and me need to
have a little talk.

290
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,282
Ooh, did you make that?
That looks good.

291
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,817
Should I go out there
and stop this?

292
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,280
I think you should go out there
and record this.

293
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,788
I can't let him

294
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,891
talk to Tyler in that state?

295
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,793
Why not? It's just
two stoned guys talking.

296
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,026
Voice of experience:
much will be said,

297
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,131
little will be remembered,
and nothing will be done.

298
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,135
Here's the thing, Tyler.

299
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,135
I can always tell
when someone's high.

300
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,475
Their eyes are red,
they repeat themselves,

301
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,553
they have red eyes, and they are
constantly repeating themselves.

302
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,853
I feel like you're trying
to ask me if I smoke pot.

303
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,817
Oh, we'll get to that.

304
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,157
But first,
would you like a Frito

305
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,862
with an M&M and a raisin
tucked right in the curly part?

306
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,030
No, thank you.

307
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,366
Look, Mr. Burns,
I-I really like Kate.

308
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,501
Me, too.

309
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,495
And I want to be
honest with you.

310
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,867
Great.

311
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:27,907
I did smoke pot.

312
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,541
I knew it.

313
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,247
You know, one of your ears
is slightly bigger

314
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,050
than the other one,
and it is freaking me out.

315
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,924
Anyways, look, I'm in this band,

316
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,893
and everyone else
was smoking pot.

317
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,262
(gasps)

318
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,620
But I work weekends
at a burger place,

319
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,627
and I kept getting
people's orders wrong.

320
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,029
I-I couldn't live
like that, so...

321
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,562
I don't do it anymore.

322
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,227
Wait a minute.

323
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,036
Are you saying you quit weed

324
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,068
because you wanted
to get people's orders right?

325
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,544
Yeah.

326
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,646
I'm so proud of you.

327
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,648
Give me a hug.

328
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,079
Mr. Burns...

329
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,445
Hug me, Tyler.

330
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,182
Yes, sir.

331
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,918
Attaboy.

332
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:14,964
Good.

333
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,630
Are you always this friendly?

334
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,264
No.

335
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,596
Oh, here he comes.

336
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,640
Guys, guys.

337
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,343
I don't feel right.

338
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:38,607
I-I think somebody put something
in my candy raisin chips bowl.

339
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,605
(imitating slow-motion):
Calm down.

340
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,247
(imitating slow-motion):
Everything is fine.

341
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,958
Are you guys hearing this?

342
00:14:55,996 --> 00:15:00,196
(imitating slow-motion):
Hearing what?

343
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,173
Andi! Andi!

344
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,702
Okay, okay, okay.

345
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,636
You guys have had your fun.

346
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,084
Look, honey, there's something
you need to know.

347
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,040
Well, can you tell me?

348
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,408
Because if they do it,
it'll take forever.

349
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,952
They are not gonna do it,

350
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,454
because they have to
go home now.

351
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,615
Yeah, let's get out of here
before she tells him he's high.

352
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,653
Yeah.

353
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,256
I'm high?

354
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,462
Whoops.

355
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,134
(imitating slow-motion):
See ya.

356
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,973
Wait! Hold on!
Hold on a second!

357
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,342
So this is high?

358
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,682
(giggles)

359
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,654
Well, hi, high.

360
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,617
I'm funny high.

361
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,751
Yeah.

362
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,545
All this time,
and I never knew.

363
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,022
W-Wait.

364
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,657
Did you guys know
and not tell me?

365
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,531
Well, you could've told me.
I love secrets.

366
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,497
I was gonna tell you, but it
was, it was peer pressure. Yeah.

367
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,744
Fell in with a bad crowd.

368
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,541
Well, what about you guys?

369
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,713
I really liked
what you did with the raisins.

370
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,281
Wait, wait.

371
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,053
How did this even happen?

372
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:27,053
Let's just say that's what
you get for taking my candy.

373
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,757
The bears!

374
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,198
I am so angry!

375
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,598
Wait, that-that
didn't come out right.

376
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,599
I'm so angry.

377
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,531
ANDI: Okay, honey, I think
maybe the best thing

378
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,037
is for you to go upstairs
and sleep it off.

379
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,240
(gasps) A nap! Oh.

380
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,076
I love naps.

381
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,738
(gasps)

382
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:54,106
If this is reality,
I can't wait to see my dreams.

383
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,825
Hey.

384
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,329
Oh, you're up.

385
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,701
How you feeling?

386
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,299
Great. I have not had

387
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,331
a good night's sleep
like that in forever.

388
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,797
Honey, it's only 8:00 at night.

389
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,166
That's gonna be a problem.

390
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,807
So how much do you remember
about what happened today?

391
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,081
Because you were spectacular.

392
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:24,911
(chuckles)

393
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,714
Uh, well, I learned
a few things.

394
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,706
One,

395
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,077
Tyler's a good kid.

396
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:29,816
Two,

397
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,649
weed is awesome.

398
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,854
Three,

399
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,415
it's not for me.

400
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,124
No. I can't handle
being that groovy.

401
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,087
I wrote a song on
our bedroom wall

402
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,386
with your makeup pencil.

403
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,728
You wrote a song?
(chuckles): Yeah.

404
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,333
This I got to see.

405
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,566
I'm gonna miss stoned Adam.

406
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,814
Oh, Katie.

407
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,509
Uh, I'm glad you're here.

408
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,841
Uh, unless you're still
not ready to talk to me.

409
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,376
Did you hug my boyfriend?

410
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,183
Sounds like
you're not ready yet.

411
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,475
Let's give it some time.

412
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,288
Look...

413
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,320
coming down on you
about him was a mistake.

414
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,127
Really?

415
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,429
Yeah.

416
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,460
Sit down.

417
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,466
Katie, I should've trusted you
that Tyler is a good kid.

418
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,172
It's just,

419
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,774
this is all new for me.

420
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,275
You know, you're dating now,
and it's scary.

421
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,638
So I overreact sometimes.

422
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,177
Most times.

423
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,812
A fair amount of times.

424
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,846
A lot.
It's not about the numbers.

425
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,321
Anyway...

426
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:44,163
I am fine with you seeing Tyler.

427
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,163
Thanks, Dad.

428
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,434
Mm.

429
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,801
And... if you ever want to hug
somebody, you can always hug me.

430
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,872
I will take that every time.

431
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,472
How about now?

432
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,514
(laughs)

433
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,275
Hey, Dad. How's it going?

434
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,317
Good and getting better.

435
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,521
Looking for that snack bowl
you put together.

436
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,960
(chuckles):
Uh, okay.

437
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,761
You know how we say
never take candy from strangers?

438
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,825
Let's put Grandpa on that list.

439
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,834
No... mm-mm.

440
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,866
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