1
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Oh, hey, I'll take the kids
to school.

2
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I want to talk
to the principal, again,

3
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about letting Kate play
on the boys' soccer team.

4
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Why are you making yourself
crazy with this?

5
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Even if the school agrees,

6
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you know the boys
are gonna be jerks about it.

7
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Remember that Disney movie

8
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where they put the donkey
on the football team

9
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to kick the field goals?

10
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He did not fit in.

11
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Yeah, I remember that movie.

12
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They went all the way to
the Super Bowl with that donkey.

13
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Okay, kiddos, finish up.

14
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We're out the door
in two minutes.

15
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Hey, Adam. We met a guy at
breakfast who wants to apply to

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be foreman of the mini-mall job.
Oh, is he any good?

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Been running a
table saw 25 years

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and is only missing
one finger.

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Put him on top of the pile.

20
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I can't wait until
there's a new guy at work.

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I've gotten enough guff.

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It's time for me
to dish some out.

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And believe you me,
I've got guff to give.

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You keep using
words like "guff,"

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I doubt your life
is gonna change much.

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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
why does it have to be a guy?

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What do you mean?

28
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Well, all the applicants
are men.

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Well, the job is foreman.

30
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It's for a man.

31
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No, that's not why.

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Okay, look, my crew

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are big, tough guys,

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so I need an even bigger,
tougher guy

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to boss them around.

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Plus, we have Porta-Potties.
Those things don't flush.

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It's no place for a lady.

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You are the father
of two daughters.

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Would you want Emme and Kate
being denied opportunities?

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At a construction site? Yes.

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Look, I do what I do

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so they can have
the kind of namby-pamby jobs

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where your boss has a ponytail
and you can call in sad.

44
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So, women can only do
namby-pamby jobs?

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No, no, I just...

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Why is everyone so quiet?

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'Cause you're about
to get it, Dad.

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No, no, no, no, no.

49
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We are having a friendly
talk that I am gonna win.

50
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Okay?

51
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But just in case I don't,
go wait in the car.

52
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I bet Mom says a bad word.

53
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Oh, I bet she says
all of them.

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How many bad words are there?

55
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Four big ones and there's,
like, 12 words for butt.

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Okay, look, I'm-I'm not saying
women are worse than men.

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I'm just saying
they're different.

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Why did we even go see
Wonder Woman?

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What? It's true.

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Why can't we say it?

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Because there are
other people in the room.

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Look, men are better
at some things

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and women are better at others.

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You know, I have to say...
(clucks tongue)

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you're kind of being a sexist.

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Okay, well, you
don't have to say it.

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Look, I am not a
sexist. All right?

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I'm just saying what everyone
else is thinking. Right, guys?

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Uh, I completely agree with you,

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as soon as she leaves.

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I would hire a woman because,
again, I am not a sexist.

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But no women want this job.

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Uh-huh. A-And where did you
advertise for this job?

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I told these guys.

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You know there
are websites

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with qualified people
looking for jobs.

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Maybe you should
look there.

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Fine. I will.

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And I bet there'll be
some women on there.

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I'll bet there will.

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And you should find one.
I will.

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And interview her.
Fine.

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Fine.

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I've never seen anyone
lose that slowly before.

85
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Okay, Leonard, thanks
for stopping by.

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Oh, here, take this with you.
No need to waste it.

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(chuckles)

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He totally failed my "what's
your favorite lunch" question.

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Caesar salad? (scoffs)
He's not one of us.

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We've interviewed
seven guys today

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and none of them
are any good.
Yeah, well,

92
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all right, we're almost done.
We just got one more.

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A lady.
Really?

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You actually did that?

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Yeah, because I am not a sexist.

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So, we're gonna
interview this girl,

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who's never gonna get the job,
and then grab some lunch.

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(knock at door)
All right, that's
her, so remember,

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she's just a person trying to
get a job, so act professional.

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Goes without saying.

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Come on in.

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Hey.

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I'm Zara.

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Hey, mama.

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*

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So, Zara, uh,

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what do you like
about construction?

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What's there not to like?

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I get to smash stuff,
get to drive big machines,

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and when you're finished,

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there's something there
that wasn't there before.

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Good answer.
Mm, yeah.

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The last guy said he liked
how easy it was to quit.

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I see you went to college.

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In this job,
we build colleges.

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We don't go to them.

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If you look at the next line,
you'll see that I got a degree

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in construction management.

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Oh, a big fancy
college girl.

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I'm sorry. I can't
give you guff.

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You seem lovely.

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Zara, the issue
I'm having here

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is you don't have a ton
of on-site experience.

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Yeah, it's hard for a woman
to get a job on a work site.

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Guys just hire other guys.

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What?
What?
What?

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Look, I have enough
experience to know

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that you'd already
have your roof up

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if your guys weren't shooting
dice behind that forklift.

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Don, you said you were
gonna handle that.

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I did. They cut
us in for 20%.

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That's how we got
the fancy coffee maker.

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I'll take care of this.

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ZARA: Hey! Get
back to work!

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Every minute you're on your
ass, I'm docking your pay!

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Oh, they're moving now.

137
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Look, Big Ernie just ran
into a hole.

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Oh, it's okay. Little
Ernie is helping him out.

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Ah. Now they're both
in the hole.

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Nice guys.

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00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,832
Very impressive.

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I haven't seen Big
Ernie run that fast

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since his ex-wife
came down here.

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You know, I-I think
she's hired.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
I have one last question.

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If you were ordering lunch
today, what would you get?

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Oh, answer's
always chili.

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Yeah, she's hired.

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This is amazing.

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Thank you so much
for the opportunity.

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You won't regret it.
I will work my tail off for you.

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Hey, you earned it.

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I'm sorry. Before you go...

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You look so familiar.

155
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Have we met?

156
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(laughs)
Nice try, gramps.

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No, I-I really think I know her.

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It's because she's attractive.

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It happens to me all the time.

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People see this
and they think they know me.

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Although, often, they just
think I'm Rachel Maddow.

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This is so great.

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Not only is Zara perfect
for the job,

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but when Andi sees
that I hired a woman,

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she's gonna feel bad
for calling me a sexist.

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Then you know
what I'm gonna see?

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Regret face.

168
00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,690
Ah, regret face, the rarest of
all the wife faces.

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00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,996
I saw a touch of that
on my wedding day.

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Hey, honey.

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Welcome home.

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Wow, you seem chipper.

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Ah, just a great day
to be alive.

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I was very productive,
met a lot of guys,

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hired a new foreman.

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Oh, yeah? Did you go
with Mr. Nine Fingers?

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No, no.

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No, not him.
Went with someone else.

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This one's got body parts
the other guys wish they had.

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Okay, so, get this.

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I just got off the phone
with Kate's principal

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and he said the administration
would discuss

183
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putting Kate on the team.

184
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They don't mean that.

185
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That's the same trick
I use on you.

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Sexism.

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It is the scourge
of our country,

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but what are you gonna do?

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(doorbell rings)

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Oh, that's probably
the new foreman coming by

191
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to get the start paperwork.

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I'll get it.

193
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I'm very excited
to get it.

194
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,747
Andi, meet the new guy.

195
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,057
It's a lady.

196
00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,856
Hey. I'm Zara.

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00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,195
Zara, this is my wife, Andi.

198
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,599
Hey.

199
00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,831
That stunned look
on her face is, uh,

200
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it's 'cause
she's not used

201
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,568
to seeing women in construction.

202
00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,943
She's kind of old-fashioned.
(laughs)

203
00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,113
Here's your, uh,
here's your paperwork.

204
00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,141
Great, thanks.
Yeah.

205
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,277
Oh, was there a reason why you
didn't just e-mail this to me?

206
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,952
Yes, yes, there was.
I'll see you tomorrow.

207
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:43,591
Wait a second, you actually
hired a woman as your foreman?

208
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Uh-huh. Yeah.

209
00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,956
Perhaps now you'd like to
take back calling me a sexist?

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00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,226
I mean, that word
starts off great,

211
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,673
but then goes
downhill real fast.

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You know what...

213
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,268
maybe I misjudged you.

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There it is.

215
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,045
The regret face. Oh.

216
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,148
It's just,
it's so beautiful.

217
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,320
I almost can't look
straight at it.

218
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,578
It's like an eclipse.

219
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,254
(laughs)
No, I'm serious.

220
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,145
I'm so proud of you.

221
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,717
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, you were

222
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,056
a dusty old seed

223
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,960
and now you're-you're
just, you're blossoming

224
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,963
into a beautiful
flower husband.

225
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,101
I really am.
Yeah, I'm, uh,

226
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,903
I'm-I'm changing
people's lives.

227
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,965
I think they're gonna
put me on a stamp.
(laughs)

228
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:35,012
Hey. I was waiting in my car
for Zara to leave.

229
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,042
I figured out
how I know her.

230
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,077
What?
She was a dancer
at the Tassel Castle.

231
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,324
What? I thought that
place closed down.

232
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,055
(clears throat)

233
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,989
I mean, what's
the Tassel Castle?

234
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,725
It's the-the strip club
down at the airport.

235
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,732
Oh, Don.

236
00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:01,065
And a little bit Adam.

237
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,041
I think our new foreman may have
left something off her résumé.

238
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,741
Wha...

239
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,743
is he saying that you hired
an exotic dancer?

240
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,236
Apparently.

241
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,818
Although, I don't know why
he's saying it in front of you.

242
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,219
Oh, Adam.

243
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,851
And now only Adam.

244
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,218
No, no, no, no.

245
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,656
You-you were proud of me.

246
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,662
I was blossoming.

247
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,093
I was...

248
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,997
I was gonna be on a stamp.

249
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,101
Ugh.

250
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,002
I guess this isn't the first
time an airport stripper

251
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,744
ruined a husband's day.

252
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,984
Hey, don't be mad
at me, be mad at Don--

253
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,113
he went to
the strip club.

254
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,847
Bad Don.

255
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,282
I didn't go
for the girls,

256
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,987
Marcy and I used to go
for the hot wings.

257
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,219
You get in free
if you bring your wife.

258
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,024
That's a real peek
behind the curtain.

259
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,757
No, no, no, you can't go
behind the curtain.

260
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,262
They're very serious
about that.

261
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,804
And I'm sure it was Zara.

262
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,800
She was going by the name
Amber Breeze.

263
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:10,769
I am just not comfortable
with you working ten hours a day

264
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,174
with somebody who used to dance
for schlumpy perverts.

265
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,306
Hey. Don't call
my wife schlumpy.

266
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,742
Geez.

267
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,112
Uh... okay,

268
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,048
so, you want me
to fire her

269
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,782
because she used to
dance for a living?

270
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,047
That sounds sexist.

271
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,845
You're the sexist!

272
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,057
That is not what I meant.
Okay, yeah,

273
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,358
I know what you meant.

274
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,089
And frankly,
it saddens me.

275
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,486
Okay, how could you, the
mother of two daughters,

276
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,157
be so judgmental?

277
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,026
That's women keeping women
down, that's what that is.

278
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,865
I am not a sexist.

279
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:44,141
I just... I'm suspicious
of strippers.

280
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,172
So she's a stripperist.

281
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,377
Look, I believe

282
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,781
that any woman should be able
to have any job. Right?

283
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,815
Unless she's a stripper
and it's with my husband.

284
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,120
I mean, come on,

285
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,751
you're out there
building things

286
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,117
and getting all sweaty.

287
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,794
I mean, you're so sexy
when you're sweaty.

288
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,294
I am?

289
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,204
Oh. I've been
taking showers

290
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,059
all these years
like an idiot.

291
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,797
She has to go.
All right?

292
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,096
There is not a wife
in America

293
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,967
who would disagree with me.
Okay, wait, hang on,

294
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,506
hang on, we're getting
all bent out of shape

295
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,280
about something Don says he
remembers seeing years ago.

296
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,810
I mean, Amber Breeze?

297
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,016
I'm pretty sure that's the
name of the air freshener

298
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,348
in the Porta-Potties.

299
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,848
Look, look.

300
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,346
Before we do anything,

301
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,187
we have to find out
if it's even true.

302
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,994
Okay, well,
you said you were sure.

303
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,226
How confident are you?

304
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,160
Very.

305
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,096
Like 50-50.

306
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:49,972
Hey, did you hear
anything from school

307
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,473
about me playing on
the boys' soccer team?

308
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,214
Oh, not yet.

309
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,080
Are you sure you really
want to do this?

310
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,938
I mean, I've been telling
you since you were two:

311
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,407
stay away from boys,
they are gross.

312
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,406
I just want to be
on the best team.

313
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,878
Okay, okay,

314
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,217
but those boys
only want one thing

315
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,122
and it's not for you
to play the goalie.

316
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,194
Honey, she's growing up.

317
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,226
She's gonna be blocking
a lot of balls.
Don't...

318
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,471
Don't do that.

319
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,112
That's my baby.

320
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,208
All right, look, Zara's
gonna be here any minute

321
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,510
to go over these
blueprints with me

322
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,241
and then we'll just ask her
if she was a dancer.

323
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,277
Well, no, we can't
just ask her.

324
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,352
I mean, if we're wrong, we're
just gonna look like jerks.

325
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,881
Okay, uh, oh.
Well, how about

326
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,146
if I drop a dollar
bill on the floor

327
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,454
and we see how
she picks it up?

328
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,145
Huh?

329
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,230
I mean, if she, like,
if she, like,

330
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,198
crawls across the floor
to get it, case closed.

331
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,028
Or we could try
literally anything else.

332
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,302
Fine, we'll do it
the slow way.

333
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,144
Okay, and if it turns out
to be true, she's out.

334
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,270
(knocking at door)

335
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,905
I'll get the door.

336
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,482
Hey, come on in.
Hey.

337
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,111
I stopped by the job site
to get the guys started

338
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,447
and I noticed that the whole
crew wasn't wearing shirts.

339
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,523
Is that normal?

340
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,991
No, they're just not used

341
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,250
to having a girl around.

342
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,617
They're trying to impress you.

343
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,255
Well, I was impressed by
the amount of back hair.

344
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,300
Hey, uh, you know,
speaking of not wearing shirts,

345
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,229
Andi, do you think it's weird
to not wear a shirt at your job?

346
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,065
Well, yeah, I mean, I've
always worn shirts at my job.

347
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,971
You know.

348
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,343
But I bet there are
some jobs out there

349
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,072
where-where you
don't have to.

350
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,237
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

351
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,405
Like a lifeguard.
Mmm.

352
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,013
Or a TV show
lifeguard.
Right.

353
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,146
Uh...

354
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,651
Zara, can you think of any more?

355
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,252
Lion tamer.

356
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:49,615
True. True, true, true, true,
yeah, very true, yeah.
Hmm, yeah.

357
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,126
(quietly):
No.

358
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,104
Uh, you know, I know
it's kind of early,

359
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,407
but, boy, I would like a beer.

360
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,108
Andi, what's the name
of that beer you like?

361
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,310
Amber something?

362
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,081
I don't know,
I'll drink anything.

363
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,951
Andi...

364
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,020
The beer Don
was talking about.

365
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,348
(mouths)
Oh!

366
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,093
Oh, set me up again.
(scoffs)

367
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,419
You know, I had--
all right,

368
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,393
I've had enough of this, okay?
Hey, Zara,

369
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,562
you know, uh, we heard

370
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,130
that... you might have been

371
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,659
a dancer at the Tassel Castle.

372
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,395
Yes, I was a stripper.

373
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400
Well, there it is.

374
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,244
Okay, uh, Zara...
ZARA: Wait.

375
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,112
Is this gonna be a problem?

376
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,041
Because I really don't want
to lose this job.

377
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,346
You guys are the only ones
that gave me a chance.

378
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,260
Andi?

379
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,132
What, it's-it's none of my
business who you hire.

380
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,001
I don't like
to get involved.

381
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,065
Look, it's...

382
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,670
it's not like the Tassel Castle
was my dream job.

383
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,572
My parents didn't
approve of me

384
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,543
doing construction
because I was a woman.

385
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,573
They wouldn't pay
for my school,

386
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,507
so I had to find a job
where I could work nights,

387
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,654
go to school during the day and
make enough money to pay for it.

388
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,280
I did what I had to do.

389
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,045
And I know some people
might judge me.

390
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,064
But I don't care.

391
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,519
I'm proud of myself.

392
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,317
I wasn't gonna
let anybody

393
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,058
tell me how
I could live my life.

394
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,434
Wow, that...

395
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,402
that is so inspiring.

396
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,425
I can't believe
you even thought

397
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,097
about firing
her over this!

398
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,636
Man...

399
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,684
Zara's been through some stuff.

400
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,379
Yeah, her parents, huh?
Yeah, what were they thinking?

401
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,412
I don't know, but... (scoffs)
that was quite a story.

402
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,117
I know.

403
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,048
Well, every dancer has a story.

404
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,664
How do you know?

405
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,703
Don told me.
Uh-huh.

406
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,503
(Kate sighs heavily)

407
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,172
I just got an e-mail
from the principal.

408
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,302
They decided that
I'm not allowed

409
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,496
to play on the boys' team.

410
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,337
Oh, honey,
I'm so sorry.

411
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,812
I just, I don't understand
why it's such a big deal.

412
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,511
I don't like people telling me
how to live my life.

413
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,484
You know what?
Neither do I.

414
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,575
You want to play on the
boys' soccer team, we're
gonna make it happen.

415
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,347
Go upstairs, get your
brother and sister--

416
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,785
we're all gonna take you
to school today, okay?

417
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,288
What's gotten into you?

418
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,194
You heard Zara's story--
her parents didn't support her,

419
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,397
she ended up spinning
her tassels down at the airport.

420
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,602
Andi, what is our number one job
as parents?

421
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,435
To... give our kids...

422
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,340
love and security?
Nah.

423
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,412
That's number two
and number three.

424
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,580
Number one is to keep our
daughter off the pole.

425
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,877
Okay?

426
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,352
So I am gonna make damn
sure that I support Katie.

427
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,454
Ooh. You're getting
all sweaty.

428
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,715
I like it.
Oh.

429
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,557
Really? Okay, all right, well,
keep that on a low simmer,

430
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,603
and we'll meet back here
for lunch, okay?
Okay.

431
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,628
All right. Uh, how-- how
sweaty do you want me?

432
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,334
Like a... like a farmer,
or late for a plane?

433
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,138
Like a farmer
who's late for a plane.

434
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,535
Wow. Never a dull moment
with you. Ha-ha!

435
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,476
*

436
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,553
Okay, my wife has something
to say, so I am gonna stand here

437
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,182
and make sure you listen to her.

438
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,317
Huh?

439
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,791
Release the
kraken, honey.

440
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,259
You know, I have listened
to all of your excuses

441
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,519
about how it's
not practical

442
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,186
to have a girl
on the boys' team,

443
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,425
but the bottom line is,

444
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,659
you're the one
that's been stopping it,

445
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,764
because you're a sexist.
(chuckles) Boom!

446
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,656
Sexist. Boom!

447
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,368
Yeah, and I'm not just
gonna say that to your face,

448
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,171
I'm gonna say it
on the Internet.

449
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,603
I'm on Twitter.

450
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,267
Okay? I have 18 followers.

451
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,906
And they all
have followers, too.

452
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,640
I'm gonna make you
go viral.

453
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,435
So you need
to ask yourself:

454
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,677
which side of history
do you want to be on?

455
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,483
Oh. Boom. History.

456
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,575
(mouths)

457
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,824
So, what happened?

458
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,426
You're in.

459
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,359
(laughing):
Really? Yes!

460
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,834
Thank you!
Oh, hey...

461
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,832
Don't thank me--
your mom did it.

462
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,604
Yeah, you should
have seen his face.

463
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,543
Is that what I look like
when you yell at me?

464
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,699
You guys are awesome.

465
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,668
So, you want
to walk me to class?
No, we can't.

466
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,636
We have to be escorted
out by security.

467
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,448
*

468
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,950
(sighs)

469
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,724
No, no, no.

470
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,585
What? The whole crew's doing it.
It's Fresh Air Friday.

471
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,630
That's not a thing.

472
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,562
It isn't?
Nah.

473
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,266
Don!

474
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,228
Well, I can't put
my shirt on now--

475
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,667
I'm covered in baby oil.

476
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,738
Hey, honey.

477
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,747
How was soccer practice?

478
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,549
We're still not allowed
back on campus.

479
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,986
You were right.
Boys are gross.

480
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,320
You got to get me
back on the girls' team.

481
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,962
The kids do this
to us every time.

482
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,399
(sighs)

483
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,474
They get excited
about something,

484
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,003
we make it happen,
and then they quit.

485
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,308
Hey, guys. I was thinking
about playing the clarinet.

486
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,711
No.

487
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,006
But I really want to.

488
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,714
No, you don't.

489
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,946
Yeah, you're right.
I'll just go play video games.

490
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,782
There you go.

491
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,321
And that's how we're
doing that from now on.
(scoffs): Yeah.

492
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,757
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